Nerd³ Toys - Why Did Disney Cross The Road?

[@TheCpirate9]

"What do you get when you take frogger and add pixelly graphics?" Frogger. You get Frogger.

[@SeamusFries]

I'd piss myself if I watched a Disney show and Goofy said " Gorsh kill me."

[@YoCatGaming]

Salty The Fry "Hyuh the voices told me to."

[@gaywoman420]

YoCatGaming "HUHUUA GILTHY!"

[@corgipants3840]

I want this

[@dawndanner6672]

😍🤬😂💯😍😍😍😡😡😡😡🦝🤣🤣

[@marthulu6220]

"I've got the help of an adult" aka Rebecca

[@04whim]

Possibly Reagan.

[@samcrane5273]

04whim dammit beat me too it

[@BenjiJayGeeJay]

The darkness from the main channel has spread into the toy channel. The ending made that perfectly clear. This pleases me.

[@IntrepidRacer13]

One leg is longer than the other because THERE'S A SNAKE IN HIS BOOT.

[@REM_sheep]

And the snake is highly venomous

[@finno2679]

There's a quake in her booot

[@zakethekid1333]

Genius

[@GreyHulk2156]

When is Scooby-Doo NOT terrified?!

[@polishenglish8356]

The third character is the one, the only..Jeff the Construction Worker :D

[@mgunter]

which one of the 6 was he?

[@Lemur2016]

I thought you meant Jeff the shark. I was mildly disappointed

[@anklemonitor]

mgunter He was the main guy, I think he was called Hiro Hamada.

[@snufflebunny539]

ITS HIRO

[@Mezzle]

Problem with the M25 challenge is that the traffic is usually stationary.

[@benmackey3028]

Was Rebecca the adult, Dan? Haha I can just imagine Dan slowly walking up to Rebecca and going, "Please can you help me open a box?" And she just stares at him like... BOI!

[@MadR6]

oh man the M25 chocolate thing got me, damn this was funny

[@ItsTripleAGaming]

4:20 that's Hiro from Big Hero 6

[@SeamusFries]

He Doesn't give a toss.

[@bonnibaby]

Your my favourite youtuber Dan, good to see your content is still as great as I remember 😊

[@SeamusFries]

hell yeah.

[@benmackey3028]

Ben Walker you're*

[@getbaitedmatey9208]

Unsmartphone 05 please fuck off

[@thefrostace]

Dan, I'm pretty sure that frogger with pixel graphics is still frogger

[@araphel1836]

Only really started watching you this week and I have to say Dan, you are one of the funniest youtubers I have seen

[@miscellaneous.7127]

Crossyroads on the M25 would be easy: the traffic NEVER BLOODY MOVES!

[@elirayburn647]

3:42 is that the mark on the wall from the one beyblade episode?

[@valkyriecain3990]

The mystery blue one is called Hiro Super Suit from Big Hero 6! He's a Legendary.

[@nightmarishfox5623]

Wow I Didn't Know These Even Existence

[@CommanderZx2]

Jeez I wouldn't pay 50p for that plushy never mind £15.

[@gakulon]

CommanderZx2 I wouldn't take that if it were free

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

It honestly looks like a bootleg of some kind.

[@kx7560]

You are terrible at naming Disney characters Mr.Disney would be disappointed

[@CriticalCipher]

PriMe SkiLled Mr.Disney would be dissappointed to see the current Disney Channel

[@Gamerthon98]

I saw the Crossy Road figures a few weeks ago and they weren't as pricey as Dan bought them for. I think that's probably because everything is more expensive down south, and I live in Grimsby, where everything is slightly more affordable.

[@zuzeathebestest]

The amount of times I had to check that the cinema wasn't screening "Three Cucks & A Snap"...

[@Jess-kr4ns]

Geez Disney’s quality standard has gone down.

[@Snaily]

Give these to Ashens and see what he does with them.

[@GeneEricWhiteman]

Props where it’s due, they managed to make figures that look even less distinctive and even more soulless than Funko Pops.

[@sandwich2473]

My goodness, those are horrendous. The woody and buzz at the end. Gee wiz.

[@bencockerill42]

3:06 "It just slipped out..."

[@TH3FULL3R]

Still haven't fixed that wall Dan, that paint that you need is still needed....

[@rafaelf4734]

Fuller Play's it’s got like veins on it’s dick... ON ITS DICK, WHAT

[@AnkoTime]

So when is Dan gonna get a blowtorch and complete his channel's transformation into Ashen's?

[@novaiscool1]

When he brought out the Crossy Road Woody and Buzz I looked up at my Toy Story 2 Woody and Buzz and realized that 50$ doesn't get the quality it used to

[@justanotherpiccplayer3511]

Those look like secondary school textiles projects

[@samuelmumby7982]

So I'm guessing that Disney realised that people were selling knock of mercy so they started making their own counterfeits instead.

[@godofcrap42]

Have you not seen Big Hero 6? If not, I so recommend it. Seriously. It's a tad rife with superhero cliches, but they do it well- and visually, it's stunning.

[@TH3FULL3R]

Well I know what I would buy out of these items, The Lego Saturn V Rocket of course.

[@loog9720]

To find more Hidden Mickies. (An actual thing at the Disney park.)

[@astrangeperson9305]

btw the last person is from big hero 6 hes the main character

[@loganfisher3138]

Farmer Woody says: "I have no mouth, and I must scream!"

[@DarkCrawler]

If Bananas in Pajamas were wearing a Woodie costume.

[@sammiehenderson8266]

5:41 I have no mouth yet I must scream

[@callum5733]

Amazing title dan.

[@DarkWr4ith]

15 Pounds?! There are genuinely better plushies than that in Pound Land.

[@KoriFudo]

3:56 whats fantastia??

[@justinc2792]

Kirk_Kirksman *Phantasia, an old Disney movie

[@KoriFudo]

oh, 3:51 so I'm guessing he was joking about that happening in that movie? XD

[@notaword1136]

Is the last plastic one he opened supposed to be Hiro

[@TheHolyBushGod]

Someone bring out the grass masks, they're less terrifying

[@bearcat8763]

Please fix the lamp on the cafe!

[@turtlewhisperer8685]

The character you don't know is hiro Hamada

[@TheLoramir]

It's Berz Light-Beer

[@TheRoanock]

£15 for that? If I got that free in a happy meal I'd want my money back. If a friend got me one as a present I'd get them a lobotomy. If an arcade loaded a claw game with them the claw would just pick them up and throw them out by itself.

[@thomasmartin309]

The woody plush looked like someone dressed up a banana

[@Zaqinabox]

Dan if you kept the tags on you could have returned them.

[@kvg5829]

No more Disney Channel flow anymore cause all the characters want to cross the road

[@bancallum8807]

Hiro Hamada right? The one in purple?

[@katie2940]

Good old table ashens.

[@ItsTripleAGaming]

That Goofy looks like the one from Goofy on Trial

[@kennethford3550]

"I asked an adult to help me." Why did I think he meant Mitilda (is that how its spelled?

[@joeseaman8347]

I asked an adult Aka Rebecca

[@ryangarrett9433]

Joe Seaman or reagen

[@GkickTor]

Feed them to the dogs! I reckon Matilda would tear through them in about 15 seconds

[@pale2457]

That dig at homeopathy was beautiful.

[@ElMoppo1]

That's not Woody, that's a Twinkie in a shirt.

[@batchicken1699]

The title should be "Why did Disney crossy the road?"

[@shanky_716]

Ah. "Kill me." My *favorite* Goofy quote.

[@mrcodman174]

He is hero from big hero 6

[@NicolinkGamingVideos]

I'm not sure why, but I thought it was Lego from the thumbnail

[@xMadDonaldx]

Nice home made toys Dan

[@miscellaneous.7127]

5:48 Now I've seen what he's buying I'm seriously re considering my patreon pledge. (I'm joking)

[@wilfre2493]

Ah yes I remember goofy famous lines like goush shourks and kill me

[@Aleer1000]

A blind bag, what is this, Ashens?

[@JenniferWitton]

To get to the Disney store

[@pandapotato1617]

Jen no to get the money

[@geordanlemon]

"Kill me" -Goofy, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

[@117johnpar]

when a mobile app can afford to manufacture toys.

[@ze_rubenator]

15 ducking pounds??? You rob yourself, Dan.

[@octivuscrillcrill]

It's hiro harmada

[@daveevans9144]

It was Hiro, I think.

[@DrDingsGaster]

Midlife crisis buzz made me nearly piss myself laughing x'D

[@chubbyGrimblr]

Are you sure these aren't bootleg?!

[@brandonholland9047]

i like the ring

[@skyrider3322]

Money?

[@StephanieJ950]

SkyRider £5?

[@StephanieJ950]

A bit less probably

[@skyrider3322]

"Why did Disney cross the road?" Money.

[@Gohan_Fanboi]

15 pounds? If you really want them (don't know who would) get them for 1 pound or steal 'em. I ain't paying more than that.

[@origulator]

...does Dan not know Frogger already was a "pixely" game?

[@origulator]

Like it was 8 bit you're not gonna get more pixely than 8 bit

[@villagersspawn]

at least it wasn't obnoxiously 'pixely' whilst being a 3d game to make it look "retro"

[@swiggityswoggity5933]

The last guy is a person from big hero six called hero I only know this cause bad movie

[@bonnibaby]

Flogger already has pixel graphics...

[@settingsun8403]

ALL HAIL OUR DISNEY OVERLORDS!!!

[@raptorjesus3894]

Why did Disney cross the road? To get away from Jake Paul

[@preslavangelov800]

This costs real money .

[@JustToastyy]

I’m berz light year I come with donuts

[@olafmuller4506]

Boy oh boy oh boy oh boy, man!

[@Formoka]

It has not to three sad onions.....any Ashens fans out there?

[@drwhoscumrag]

Formoka hello!

[@treetalk_]

that bag is a fucking organ disposal bag.

[@justafatweeb7169]

why don't the plushys have mouths

[@thenumenorean9480]

favorit youtuber ever content still as good as ever😊😊

[@stopfidgetting]

Ashens?!

[@pandapotato1617]

0:41 I thought you were going to say Donald trump, I’m not sorry

[@quasi0]

Why shucks! Disney crossed the road to get to the other lawsuit! Hueya!

[@04whim]

Why'd they turn Woody into a Twinkie?

[@antisocial-gamer7293]

Disney crossed the road to visit MicroTransaction land

[@Danziii]

this is what your patreon money is spent on...just think about that.

[@chrisdrew1768]

I am Okay with this

[@eliguy2344]

If so it's worth every cent donated

[@adaauvel1389]

I need to spend more patreon money

[@lucamayhem]

You Think About That

[@jimistemptress93]

i dont think anyone would have it any other way

[@SeamusFries]

How did you manage to shove so much humor into 8 minutes yet Amy Schumer gets 2 hours and can't make anything funny

[@AstraEatsBears]

Salty The Fry oh god, the accuracy 😂

[@x2p428]

Those plush dolls look like they're dog toys.

[@jakemorris3542]

Did, did Dan just stab himself?

[@gferrol118]

Jesus, even I could make a better teddy for £15 than that...

[@drwhoscumrag]

gferrol118 I