Nerd³ Challenges! Double or Nothing! - Google Feud

We asked 2.8 billion insane people... again...
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[@nicklipari9214]

"advil" Dan: "now your just making things up"

[@SeptexGaming]

Yahoo Feud... We surveyed 13 people 

[@avsthvtic]

Bing feud- we surveyed..... Well..... Our staff

[@NoMoSloMoEpico]

Bing Feud, we asked 7 people.

[@Pizzaboy609]

Septex Ask Feud: We surveyed... HELLO?!?!?!?!? ANYONE THERE?!?!?

[@JDS001]

From 8 years ago

[@XMysticHerox]

Moo Im a Squid Bing feud - we surveyed people that didnt click "I dont want fucking bing its shit" while downloading skype

[@PigInATuxedo]

"I want to buy a pet lesbian"

[@meganc.walker1182]

+Jackson North 2k15

[@The_OwO_Shogun]

Now but your lesbian now twenty percent more lesbian Only worth all your dignity self worth and your soul But Dan can't get a lesbian because he lost that a long time time ago

[@jackfoster4935]

PigInATuxedo same

[@ridditdit2686]

My friend Billy had a ten foot willy and he showed it to the lady next door. She thought it was a snake, so she hit it with a rake, and now it's only two foot four.

[@codeword632]

then she sucked ti

[@TheRealAuxide]

Wilma had herself a big brown besver and she showed it to all her friends. One day, y'know that beaver tried to leave her so she put it in a cyclone fence.

[@baronvonpickles]

@Ghostly Gouls The guy was just making a joke. Now stop playing keyboard warrior and ruining people's good times.

[@baronvonpickles]

@Ghostly Gouls And yes, I know... that was 3 years ago but still.

[@yamikorachel5069]

@Ghostly Gouls bro he said it in the video

[@ashleyrandall7953]

dan please do a challenge where you tell cleverbot the questions from google feud please

[@thatbenjiguy6474]

That would be so cool!

[@ashleyrandall7953]

i know :D

[@SqugSCX]

ashley randall yes pls

[@ashleyrandall7953]

:D id love to see it soo soo much

[@ashleyrandall7953]

thaaaank you sooo soo much i bug him so much here haha :3

[@britanniagamer712]

i was bitten by a... by a... by a small, off-duty Czechoslovakian police officer!

[@CodeAndGin]

+BritanniaGamer traffic warden

[@britanniagamer712]

yes, sorry. my red dwarf reference mode must not be fully activated.

[@TheRealAgemo]

+BritanniaGamer Czechoslovakia doesn't exist anymore. (Joke ruining mode activated!)

[@britanniagamer712]

+Agemo WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU IDIOT YOU'VE RUINED THE JOKE

[@TheRealAgemo]

Mission successful! Agemo is SIGNING OFF!

[@cassi75474]

Over a year later, the top result is now "Is my bird a terrorist"

[@manjittoor9208]

cassi75474 ...why?...how?...fucking...what

[@cassi75474]

Manjit Toor Searches related to is my bird a terrorist is my bird on fire is my bird molting is my bird dead from what age can babies subscribe to markiplier can i eat my pet named steve is my bird google feud is it fun to be a pet named steve how do you pretend to be a carrot

[@cassi75474]

Manjit Toor Seriously. Search it and scroll down to the bottom of the page.

[@beargrills3508]

"is my bird pregnant?"

[@rednefarious6968]

Fafsa = student aid form Billy joel = the piano man those drugs ya don't know = a lot of drugs NerdCubed = unhip and very brittish.

[@codeword632]

and funny bastard

[@jubbie1122]

i played this and the question was "wat is the number for" and the 2nd one was 911...

[@432neptune]

I think it's a reference to that movie, "The Little Rascals. "

[@SunSlayerKD]

jubbie1122 Well personally I'm confused betwee 112, 100, 911, 110 and other similars.

[@SnowflakeVee]

jubbie1122 I played this and got "Why do people like: Feet"

[@LegendHidde]

jubbie1122 Fuck you, it's 0118 999 88199 9119 725... 3

[@zombielego6]

432neptune no, it just what someone searched because they are a absolute idot

[@diabetusultrainstinct7737]

I spat out my coffee when he said "I once had a dream were I had a poo and I looked down and it twas my mums face"

[@elliotxvx]

Obi Wan James i was drinking a monster and i laughed and it came out of my nose i spent 1 hour getting it out again

[@zacharycosta7386]

At 10:57

[@greatjonumber4958]

"What happens when you mix alchohol and driving, PEOPLE DIE" Dan should be the person who talks to kids about drunk driving

[@godofcrap42]

It's 2:30 in the morning, and I have been screaming 'I WANT TO BUY A GUN!' for the past 2 minutes.

[@Tarkenfire]

For those who care, a resume (re-sue-may. It's French so it doesn't sound like it's spelled) is similar to a CV. In certain places, people use CV and resume to mean the same exact thing. Other places go by the model a CV is more "technical orientated". FAFSA refers to the application American college students apply to to see if they qualify for federal grants and loans. From personal experience it's also a pain in the ass to fill out.

[@PapaSeed]

***** certified everywhere aint gotta print my resumé

[@enta_nae_mere7590]

Isn't it spelt résumé?

[@PapaSeed]

idk

[@bunnyfaceperson123]

Enta_Nae_Mere not in english

[@Tarkenfire]

***** They can never remember their PIN.

[@MrExploder1000]

Website: What happens if you microwave Me: A cat Website: You got 7,000 points. Me: *shoots iPad*

[@friendofallcats3544]

Fuck thats hilarious.

[@bronwyn445]

I got that one to lol I also got the does my boss ... and the answer for 5000 was have aspergers...people ask weird things

[@SeneticRewinDzzZ]

Question: Where do i buy a... Me: A selfie stick. Game: 9,000 points Me: FUCK MY LIFE! 😠

[@SeneticRewinDzzZ]

Senetic RewinDz Oh and: Game: Should i stop... I failed... Game: #1: masturbating. Me: RIGHT😠 WHERES MY GUN!

[@Pyronaut_]

Senetic RewinDz "Where do i buy a A selfie stick"

[@Ostermond]

As a college student in the United States, "What if I lied on my FAFSA" I now 10000% understand.

[@xXFreeGamesXx]

My friend billy had a 10 foot willy and he showed it to the girl next door she thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake and now its only 2 foot 4

[@Zavendea]

...

[@ethanwittenberg6172]

Because snakes are 10 feet. Oh. And so are dicks.

[@xXFreeGamesXx]

Ethan Wittenberg it is the rhyme that dan started m8

[@xXFreeGamesXx]

The Bamboo 😢😢y u do dis

[@RinIsArty]

King Brad I like this. I like this alot.

[@nthedecent7717]

Gun Hamburger Monkey AMERICA REPRESENT

[@davidsprouse1697]

Neapolitan Shark

[@maharielves]

-Fires bag of Lays chips from a baseball print t-shirt cannon-

[@casino6498]

HeavyMetalNerd213 It was a joke. I saw America and guns and made an easy joke. I have nothing against America or Americans. I know the majority of Americans are not racist and I am sorry if my joke offended anyone, that's just my sense of humour.

[@casino6498]

HeavyMetalNerd213 I probably would of acted like that is someone said things about the UK.

[@JoeWuhPuh]

These kind of videos bring out the best in Dan, they never fail to make me cry of laughter.

[@ricardorios2355]

I don't believe this man has ever left his house.

[@jackeaton6196]

I don't believe you have ever learned how to spell

[@codeword632]

he has a wife

[@MikeJProto]

@@jackeaton6196 He didn't spell anything wrong though...

[@trevorphillips2691]

"I had a dream I was rapped" Ok then, oh god I read that wrong. Funniest moment.

[@mickeymoose636]

Does Dan really not know what a resume is, or was he just being funny? I can't tell sometimes.

[@mickeymoose636]

Nicholas Audinet ok listened to the rest, i'm stupid

[@Allofusien]

Nicholas Audinet A CV (curriculum vitae) is used instead of a resume in the UK (accordingly to wikipedia).

[@DatPodolski]

Allofusien Plus, it's actually spelt with accents rather than just Es.

[@draycen7242]

He's British and we spell it differently from England

[@angusrangers8]

Nicholas Audinet A resume and a CV are the same thing, we just prefer to call it a CV in the UK.

[@tedioustotoro4885]

Elizabeth banks played wyldstyle in the Lego movie.

[@mewhenthewhenhewheniwhenme]

Nathan Fisher oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh

[@tuemas5313]

Nathan Fisher Why was there no Elizabeth the second like the queen

[@JBG-AjaxzeMedia]

Wylestyle*

[@fettuccinealfredo4393]

***** Why are you every where i go

[@iamagiantcat]

Nathan Fisher also the lead in show girls!

[@Roverdrive_X]

"I lied about my... nnnnnNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOB" ~Daniel Hardcastle, 2015

[@SylviaLastname]

Google Feud had better be in this year's Not Poop awards. Geoguesser was on in the Not Poop list. You know what to do Dan, this game has made you laugh more than most have.

[@SylviaLastname]

Also, we now know that Dan is a fan of (or at least knows about) HAWP. Today is a good day.

[@deleted8673]

Oh My God, 11:00 had me cracked up. Oh, in my dream I had a poo, and it 'ad me moms face on it!

[@deleted8673]

And 16:13 was a RES-YOU-MAY

[@pedrorodrigues4633]

The poo one made me laugh so hard I actually couldn't breath and forced me to choke on popcorn, that's what love about Dan

[@36hamish]

OH MAN YOU ARE AHAHAHAHAHA

[@rich1051414]

Gamer Labs Wait... was this a witcher 3 quote?

[@thewonderfulMRnoob]

Is advil an American brand? Then again Dan _did_ forgot the word resume for a full minute.

[@yetanother9127]

TheWonderfulMisterNoob Advil is an American brand name for ibuprofen, which is an anti-inflammatory medicine, useful for minor coughs caused by inflammation of the throat (you've probably got a bottle of it in your medicine cabinet).

[@SteevyTable]

Jonathan Hughes Motrin is the brand name for ibuprofen.

[@gray007nl]

TheWonderfulMisterNoob We have advil over her in the netherlands, Dan might just be stupid.

[@TheBen1202]

Ah, we missed you praxis hersh

[@stempig6618]

😀😅😍😒😗😜😡😦😫😰😵😁😆😊😎😓😘😝😢😧😬😱😶😻😂😇☺️😏😔😙😞😣😨😭😲😷😄👿😌😑😖😛😠😥😪😯😴🍣🍟🍪🍭🍉🍅

[@atomheartmothersuite7913]

I was playing names: Game: 'Thomas...' Me: 'The Tank Engine' Game: X 2 more fails later Game No. 2: The Train Me: For Fuck Sake

[@atreides213]

On Google Feud: the poor should Me: Let's try something funny. How about 'die'? No one would ever say that. Google Feud: 10,00 points! Me: ...wut.

[@atreides213]

atreides213 The next nine results as well, in order from 9,000 to 1,000: stop being poor, eat their babies, not be allowed to vote, pay more taxes, work harder, eat porridge, help themselves, stop whining, starve. My faith in humanity. It has ceased to exist.

[@towel7222]

atreides213 Get a job, probably.

[@benjaminortola5756]

+atreides213 "stop being poor" .____. "eat their babies" o_O

[@Iainofthemeteor]

+atreides213 "can you mail a potato" #1 answer.

[@englishhedgehog7]

This needs to be a series

[@chocobobafett6187]

englishhedgehog7 Next completes series

[@ricardo8640]

What the fuck would he be completing?

[@chocobobafett6187]

VRRentertainment Google feud questions LOL JK but it would still be interesting

[@BananananaGamer]

Chocoboba Fett How the fuck can you complete this?

[@Overruler100]

Chocoboba Fett complete his knowledge of Internet nonsense.

[@BulbaSaruman]

Really google? 5 minute unskippable ad?

[@CameronM2001]

dartzu yeah i get those every fucking time~

[@George_Azeria]

AdBlock that shit.

[@secthay]

***** Fuck you.

[@secthay]

George Jordan Fuck you.

[@gaypoweraway]

dartzu *F5*

[@sorio99]

What is with the weird things Dan says in these videos? "If you shirt wasn't on I'd think you knockers were weird"? "Billy from downstairs, he's 23 and he likes soup"?!

[@iLOLZU42]

Another video called ""Nerd³ Challenges! Triple or Negative! - Google Feud"

[@userline6038]

Can u plz do the agario Challenge where u have To finish 1on the leaderbord

[@adamheaton3988]

Yes

[@Jacob-gq6pp]

I agree

[@George_Azeria]

Suggest it on the subreddit.

[@TheMortalGamer17]

Yes

[@davidsteele3140]

It's not even a challenge just play it for half an hour lol

[@KottabosGames]

I laughed for far longer than is sensible about the lying about the age online. glorious

[@Sunflashthesword]

+KottabosGames omg I did not expect u here xD!!!

[@evelyndolan2331]

When Patrick came up I was just screaming "STUMP!!!!!" XD

[@Chxmpie]

is it fun to... ...set fire to your genitals and say "oh, flame on!" - Nerd3 2015

[@Endless-River]

FASFA is the Federal college tuition loan program we have in the United States.

[@GlassConverse]

The entire 'patrick' question i was sat here going "stump...stump....StUmP....STUMP...stump...stump....stuuuump"

[@tomzy8896]

Same

[@calebmcelmurry1002]

Tomzy8 Who is patrick stump?

[@HannahRenaeee]

He's the lead singer of Fall Out Boy

[@ScienceDiscoverer]

XxHannahRenaexX Who is Fall Out Boy?

[@orvali]

ScienceDiscoverer What's sciencediscoverer's life?

[@worgywow]

Who got Mary Poppins straight away

[@PyrguiinY]

10:02 "I was bitten by a... TRAMP"

[@CrazyMadDrumma]

Earliest I've been on a nerd cubed video

[@millwalljoe1347]

SAME

[@TheOrbitalAssassin]

Same

[@TheOrbitalAssassin]

***** and of course I got the wrong fucking Google plus page... Damn those fucking people that try to have the same username as famous youtubers.

[@nickyphillips7275]

***** cannot beleive this.

[@dcX9z]

***** Bots.

[@AriZonia]

24:32 I accidentally did that last one. But that's because everyone assumes Ari is my name.

[@TheChaos5111]

Arizona?

[@-SV13-]

***** fuck off

[@ForeverTheSickGamer]

Ari Zonia So you didn't tell him your name wasn't Ari?

[@chriss5384]

Staahp you're fakes

[@Trophonix]

***** guys look, it's free viruses

[@Tr7HardCupcak3]

It's pronounced Resume not Resume

[@fluffyninja9714]

Slow clap

[@bigboxcat1]

that bloody help don't it

[@CertifiedDoc]

Thanks. I was confused there for a minute.

[@EconLight]

oh Prometheus résumé

[@matthewmccloy4283]

Résumé, pronounced: Rey-zoom-ay.

[@jackwright2477]

the having a seizure thing reminds me of moss' email to the fire department in the it crowd

[@currymcflurry7839]

Anyone else screaming mary poppins when Mary came up?

[@whatevergaming7066]

Me

[@chriskurvers99]

I screamed Jane instead :/

[@abuttandahalf]

The Fake Pancakes i was screaming mary ann. it wasn't even on the list.

[@KazakhV3]

chriskurvers99 me too

[@Thomer75]

*raises hand*

[@dzvfarsfdszvfvf7922]

"Pills that give you erectile dysfunction" wat

[@StrazdasLT]

Feminists love them.

[@Giondi]

"I was bitten by a..." How is "zombie" not on that list? Come on internet.

[@StrazdasLT]

if you are bitten by a zombie then you wont be able to google this.

[@evilpigeonsify]

i was bitten by a neon blue subway sandwich who had a... i dont know .... a postage stamp on it - nerdcubed 2015

[@anyakathryn6822]

Did history class fail you? I was screaming Mary Queen of Scots!

[@loweffort6468]

SOMEONE ELSE!!!

[@emmaclarke9243]

I was screaming Mary Poppins

[@lunacampbell7816]

My faith in humanity...

[@XTorinX]

Levi Campbell Isn't it weird when you have seen someone before on youtube and then see them again...

[@TechyBen]

Levi Campbell This. I thought "this game cannot be that hard", then I saw the answers... wow, just wow.

[@buddyisbored2355]

"I don't like the famous part. But the lego I can afford!" -Dan 2015

[@dragonbane4577]

Levi Campbell you still had some o-o

[@namenick9057]

11:38 Dan: I gotta score Me: You and me both buddy.

[@NinjaStar650]

11:00 I once told my freind that I had a dream about velociraptors and he said it might mean that I feel I have missed some kind of opportunity recently... Or I watched Jurassic Park too many times...

[@RuneTacticss]

"Is it fun to work at Google" -No Apparently going down slides, sleeping in pods, eating whatever you want, for free, and playing video games with your co-workers is not fun. What the heck is your definition of fun then? xD

[@filmsbycameron3452]

Not what you do at Google dude xD

[@toffeesky6227]

You go there and see how fun it is...

[@RuneTacticss]

Watch "The Internship" and also look it up, it is amazing there, and voted the best place to work at.

[@briti5hninja]

They exaggerated most of the things in "the internship"

[@arnogoossens6167]

They do those things to keep you at work and prefend you going anywhere else

[@YuushaCam]

Elizabeth Banks is an actor who played Wyldstyle from the Lego Movie

[@fiercestpond4722]

And now I'm happy. Thank you.

[@YuushaCam]

Maxfield Payne You're welcome also can't wait for all Lego Movie spin off stuff

[@LewisM181]

She was in scrubs aswell

[@YuushaCam]

LewisM181 All I know about scrubs is SASHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

[@lyrinca101]

She also directed and was in pitch perfect 2 and played Effie Trinket in the hunger games

[@Matthew-it2jw]

I was bitten by.... Suarez, yeah that's one!

[@EmperorNero]

Dan the thing to keep in mind is in the states "To Kill a Mocking Bird" is common reading in middle school. People are bound to fuck it up.

[@ThatZommy]

14:00 or so... Dan doesn't know what a Resume is. Nevermind.

[@XianghuaSmiles]

Are... are you okay, Dan?

[@laa0fa502]

right now is the best time of my life and your vids make it better, thanks mate

[@manillacosine764]

HOW COULD YOU NOT THINK OF MARY POPPINS!!!!

[@jumpsplat120]

Jesus Christ, I used to think Dan was smart.

[@spikethompson2000]

jumpsplat120 anyone who thinks dan was/is smart is an idiot in their own right

[@jumpsplat120]

spikethompson2000 You might say I'm a special kind of idiot. :D

[@Jamzmahname]

He's smart, just not of the outside world.

[@jumpsplat120]

Probably. I've heard that Jumpsplat guy is an asshole.

[@rednovember2205]

jumpsplat120 lol.

[@yetanother9127]

Dan, "I Was Bitten by a Latvian Puppy Named Frederick" could be the title of your autobiography.

[@InsaneAspect]

When Dan got the name Patrick, everyone with a childhood screamed PATRICK STAR

[@thiscoolaccount4488]

I was expecting "Is my bird on drugs" to be an answer.

[@LikeABossPG]

Dan: Let's try Banks. Google: Number 1. Dan: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

[@TheAnangrycharizard]

try to say beer can with a british accent... I just taught you how to say bacon with a jamaican accent

[@JammieDawdger]

I'd say it sounds like somebody from Wales saying bacon lol

[@Thebaggy2000]

***** x2 OFFENDED COMBO

[@blobfishesandothertypesofm2299]

I'm british and it didn't work

[@BigKendog]

STOP CALLING IT FUCKING BRITISH!

[@barronvonboom1645]

Well played sir well played indeed...

[@Darkkmos]

These are some of my favourite videos because of how Dan just rambles on

[@tomaats24]

Your random brain thoughts about latvians make me feel proud, as a latvian. Thanks Dan! :)

[@lizardlace9510]

Its so weird hearing Dan repeat my name over and over again (My name is Mary)

[@3PICish]

No your Name is lizard lace

[@patrickharrison6293]

My name is Patrick. I know your pain.

[@samsouthall3029]

+Patrick Harrison no this is Patrick

[@jacobgray6673]

+Sam Southall Is this the Krusty Krab?

[@MrMagnetron2]

jacob gray This is Sparta!

[@Jimmotep]

Is a Nerd³ FW... Agar.io coming soon?

[@matthewhaywood3115]

LateNight NerdCubed. This needs to happen.

[@OrochimaruFromKpw]

*question appears* "I don't know! What do you want from me?!" Dan.... don't forget that you choose to do this....

[@John-gr5fk]

When's the next episode of city skylines?

[@jjmcdangle5784]

Jack Merrills Sunday

[@MaxJFT]

Jack Merrills Sunday

[@nthedecent7717]

Jack Merrills spoon

[@aaronbill3]

Jack Merrills sunday

[@CaffeineKiwi450]

Never, I ate it

[@beethreefour]

I yelled Stump so many times while he was stuck on Patrick...

[@Boon1600]

beethreefour i yelled star...

[@tylerfox9640]

beethreefour i yelled ewing. its the only one I would know being a huge NBA fan.

[@RinIsArty]

beethreefour and i yelled BLASPHEMY!!!!!! Because Patrick Stewart is the best ever. He did Star Trek, He did Oblivion (Elder Scrolls, not the shitty movie) And so many other things.

[@orvali]

beethreefour SO LIGHT EM UP UP UP LIGHT DAN UP (HE'S TOTALLY ON FIRE!) OWOOAHHH A DIFFERENT DAN (NOT DANIEL) OOOWOAHH (IS NOT ON FIRE)

[@ScienceDiscoverer]

Boon 305 Patrick Spongebob xD

[@UncleRichie101]

Love late night Nerd³ should do some more of these with google. Really funny. As always loved the video and good luck in all that you do. :)

[@daystar4408]

21:04 Advil, Your making these up!

[@Nick_Fade]

WHY DO I ALWAYS SEE THESE VIDEOS SO EARLY

[@PHANTOMCOWGIRL]

NickFade because you have no life? dont worry, i dont have one either.

[@ropeadopedope]

PHANTOMCOWGIRL I have a life. It basically entails sitting at my subscriber feed until he uploads.

[@Poobho]

rockvilleowl same

[@chocolateskull6239]

NickFade What Cowgirl said.

[@maisie588]

Happy from fairytail is offended

[@colecarsten9532]

Maisie Forsdike And then Natzu killed Dan, well, he would, except he's sick from the Plane ride to Canada.

[@maisie588]

So true that has made my day but Erza would probably stop natsu though

[@colecarsten9532]

Maisie Forsdike Probably :P

[@papagiuseppe3563]

You guys like Oarasyte The Maxim?

[@papagiuseppe3563]

*Parasyte

[@ProsyStrangers]

As a library employee, I can assure you that 'How to Kill a Mockingbird' is a real thing people are looking for. They come to me after searching the catalog, indignant we do not have this classic. Also common: why does the library not have DVD sets of 'Downtown Abbey'.

[@FlatlandsSurvivor]

12:54 That, mister Nerd^3, is why we love you.

[@videocadet]

Dan, I just wanted to let you know from the bottom of my heart... I'm inside you.

[@josiemmanuelli9434]

From the bottom of HIS heart

[@rommbb]

videocadet and from Taco Johns!

[@jesserule1803]

videocadet what what is it....i must know!!!

[@DaytimetweedEveningchiffon]

i had a dream i was a short mexican pencil with cancer

[@Simoran]

you sir have a weird ass mind

[@happyhoney2000]

+Douglas MacKenzie i had a dream i fucked a tree once :p

[@elliottmimms9046]

Were you a card in cards againts humanity.

[@jimbarsnes6465]

I've never laughed this much by watching a youtube-video ever.

[@DCUK6]

Love these as we get to hear what is exactly in dans head. Nutter.

[@Jjongts]

STUMP DANIEL PATRICK STUMP YOU WOULDNT KNOW HIM BUT IM GONNA SCREAM FOR A BIT WHOOMP THER EHE IS NO. FOUR PARTICK STUMP WHAT DID I TELL YOU HES SHORT TUBBY CUTE AND ON GOOGLE FUED SO HA

[@tomzy8896]

I agree

[@tomzy8896]

Apart from the cute part

[@matthewmccloy4283]

What in the land of fuck was that?? /:l

[@znedrow4]

just so you know fafsa is a college grant

[@angelfeather7547]

Dude, you are hilarious! Love you!

[@jamescuttell1333]

The turtle when I was a lad was in reference to a yahoo answers question " I was bitten by a turtle when I was a lad. Can I eat orange now?"

[@carlosb3339]

Holy shit he knows who Ashley Cole is

[@Rajoovi1]

A lot of mention of Latvia for some reason. Why?

[@Sivart1231]

by far the funniest video on youtube

[@spwwww8258]

"How to kill a scorpion: Run away" xD

[@elliottmimms9046]

I would give the monkey the burger so I can shoot it and have both.

[@rangerwolf6684]

Why didn't billy piper come up... What sort of doctor who counter-fan system is this??!!

[@YourMom-rl9ok]

Her name is Billie Piper not Billy Piper. You are obviously not a DW fan.

[@ethanplemmons4095]

Your Mom lol, true dat

[@JGsClips.]

This actually really weird because I am Latvian and I do actually have a puppy, but he's not called Frederick

[@thekingofpizza2190]

18:18 CHEESE!!! I THINK CHEESE!!!

[@KeevoVidya]

I went to play this game and I got the questions "Can I smell..." I couldn't get one right BUT THE FUCKING 1ST, 2ND AND 3RD ANSWER WAS "WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING"

[@PatrickChmara]

My name's Patrick and it got really weird for me at 28:45

[@bothriolepis6744]

Patrick Parasite My name's Toshiro and it got really weird for me at 34:52

[@forgetfuldullahan5468]

Well, obviously, dan doesn't know you.

[@PatrickChmara]

Matthew Eschuk Man you are really breaking me some news right now

[@JerryBeatFreak]

Patrick Parasite Are you aware of the fact that you're a Parasite?

[@PatrickChmara]

***** I should probably get that checked out

[@LukeDude759]

"I love Ashley Bur- FUCK YOU ASHLEY BURCH" The self-contradiction of this isn't what made me laugh. The fact that it was completely unintentional is the reason I can no longer breathe.

[@Valentin-96]

I died...after he did "Is your bird having a seizure?..." *hears bird having seizure* "Oh birdy? you ok? let me go ask google while you die"