Nerd³ Podcats... 11th October 2016 - Dinosaurs

[@georgeback266]

That was not the intro I was expecting.

[@jesterday544]

same

[@knockrotter9372]

KZbin Heros is going to fuck everything with those few sentences XD

[@wins4skins-499]

+Knockrotter ya XD

[@badfitz66]

#MattFuckedUp

[@pahman3070]

Indeed....

[@DTRproductions]

That opener, lmao ffs i wasnt ready for that. 10/10

[@reallydontlikethem]

the hard cut to the rape joke was a pretty top kek imo

[@Jakewake52]

It really HOOKS us in.

[@klmnopskinner]

How soon will that hook be on sale, Jon?

[@thewingedporpoise]

Oh you piece of shit you tube

[@jakewilmot1082]

The Winged Porpoise tf do you mean?

[@ns6438]

I wish they uploaded the 30-ish minutes before this with just Matt and Jon.

[@tescolemonbleach2367]

Well I just played the intro On full volume With my family in the room

[@unclubbableplus]

Come on down to Harvey Norman for Headphones at a low price of $25.99.

[@flyingrobotpig]

my condolences

[@wadooshful]

2.5 million, Daniel. Congrats again.

[@4lemer]

I still don't get it. Did he lose a shit tonne subs or something?

[@danieltali5523]

oui

[@joegurr9024]

KZbin did a purge of inactive accounts. Pewdiepie lost a couple of hundred thousand.

[@kitty051299]

youtube fucked up

[@wadooshful]

Mary Elizabeth Bauer I think you'll find Matt fucked up

[@mrvalane]

Matts laugh at the start is so precious

[@silverdarlin]

Fun fact: Norwich and Iceland have a very similar population

[@Sheepy-pq2sg]

Nerdcubed vs Jim fucking sterling son It's a clash of the titans.

[@PeterComputerino]

Throw Total Biscuit in there and you have yourself an armageddon.

[@m.f.b2323]

+PeterComputer well biscuit is kinda out of action so.......

[@PeterComputerino]

Have you seen his Snake Oil Co-Optional Lounge? He is more than fine.

[@airbornebovine]

Wait, what are you talking about.

[@PeterComputerino]

airbornebovine TB does a series on his channel called the Co-Optional Lounge where he casually plays games with other people. Last game they played there was Snake Oil, a party game.

[@allyaphroditethe]

Omg that opening. Laughed just as hard as Matt. x'D

[@whiskysmith9014]

Ty the Tasmanian Tiger was *the* shit, ok?

[@stormeye7973]

Amen brother

[@yellowcrash10]

Hell yes it was! I think I need to go fire that up again, actually.

[@jakewilmot1082]

Seamus Cook what the fuck is ty the taz tiger,

[@whiskysmith9014]

Jakester 4195 it was a game where you play as a Tasmanian Tiger who uses boomerangs of varying abilities to defeat the evil cassowary that transported your real family to an alternate dimension as well as kidnapping your adoptive family of wallabies.

[@yellowcrash10]

Seamus Cook And the scenery in the games is rather beautiful.

[@icer363]

there is a surprising lack of dinosaurs

[@PeterComputerino]

If you don't count Jon as one.

[@jamontoast2k330]

5 seconds in: Like video

[@maksuree]

SPECIAL HOOK OH GOD I'M DYING SEND HELP

[@UriGerhard]

GET OVER HERE!

[@maksuree]

UriGerhard ded

[@sovietspy8866]

gary?

[@crittermoded]

2:25 Jon's laugh there was legit scary

[@prestonrusher1243]

These get like no views. ONLY 150 IN 5 MINUTES?!?! INSANE!!!

[@taylordarty4136]

Wow, Jon took that to a great place immediately. Best Intro.

[@noddler217]

... OK, so that was confusing. This is called The One With Locker Room Talk on my podcast feed and Dinosaurs here. I've spent a week wondering if I've missed an episode because of that.

[@AndrewBaileyTheShadow208]

No joke I kinda have a thing for Turok, and especially Turok 2 because me and my father played it almost endless nights as a I was a kid and it was just kinda me sitting there watching my dad fail at playing it because I was so small and scared lol

[@blobbem]

Turok 1 and Turok 2 would be great IF their performance wasn't as terrible. But the recent remake of Turok 1 was amazing. Turok 2 will, hopefully, be amazing.

[@AndrewBaileyTheShadow208]

blobbem honestly, and mind you, the last time I played Turok 2 was on my N64 when I was like 6 but I didn't notice the performance

[@blobbem]

TheShadow208 The performance would tank in some levels. Goes down to about 15 - 20 fps and the fog was quite severe.

[@AndrewBaileyTheShadow208]

blobbem I mean, at the time I was a kid and a console pleb lol, I didn't know the difference yet

[@brooklynmitchell8020]

Downloading a few of these for a plane trip in a few hours, this opening makes me wanna watch it but I gotta leave for the plane.

[@fudgeweasel]

"I always put the link in the description" Really, Matt? Do you? It must just be me that can't see a link to the video you said this about, then.

[@aryasuri9421]

Matt, what's the progress on Hog Coffee?

[@lovebirdmic]

OH MY GOSH JON THAT INTRO. And matt just dies with me. xD

[@extrminate1250]

that start

[@rebeccaliar9873]

Space is best pony.

[@Into-thin-air-42]

So jon has roadhogs hook for women.

[@blobbem]

Re-Volt hasn't been abandoned. I wish it was, because its fate is worse than being abandoned. Some Korean company purchased the rights for Re-Volt and made a terrible mobile version of Re-Volt. I believe they made a sequel called Re-Volt 2 that is also a terrible mobile game. Screw We Go Interactive, and bless the RVGL developers for updating and actually giving love towards Re-Volt.

[@thewhitegrenade9882]

Anyone know where i can get that gta v exploiut executable that matt talks about?

[@furrydevil1]

The intro made my 2006...said Bram, I tried to hype 2016 but fuck it i ain't changing it

[@devman3053]

Fucking hell what Jon said XD

[@lewismisseldine5847]

Jon reminds me of Roadhog from Overwatch with his hook

[@joshuatheawesome9440]

We don't get to hear about hitman, the depths of wells, and a bag of chips replacing Dan? I'm going to go listen to this on twitch instead!

[@UriGerhard]

Some idiot threw candles in the lake again

[@MegaBoRnToPlAy]

What a start

[@w13d0w]

Turok 1, 2 and Evolution are amazing, the 2008 remake is cancer imo. But i agree that the N64 versions of 1 and 2 are utter shit, play the PC versions if you can. The two versions of Evolution (Gamecube and Xbox) are pretty much identical if I remember correctly.

[@jahpolley]

OH MY GOD THAT OPENER XD

[@jordoncostello8641]

turok 2 was the best game ever what the hell are they on.

[@darkhawkgames]

Two and three-quarters minutes and Matt is still laughing

[@LimeymanZero]

what is GEA 5 Matt?

[@crittermoded]

'Get Everyone Angry 5'

[@tristanholmes1360]

A special hook

[@victor97O6]

Set speed to 0.5 for high/drunk stream mode! Or 1.25 and upwards for varying levels of too much caffeine stream!

[@theperiodicidiot9047]

I sexually identify as a carrot

[@munchinglemons3269]

He got up at 7:00

[@twahtskie]

I sexual Identify as a AC-130 named Puff the Magic Dragon cause"Kush Kush Kush and your problems are gone" Hello?

[@Faith-sl1re]

Err...Turok has a 10/10 on steam and Turok 2 a 86/100 on Metacritic.Did i miss something?

[@Narmatonia]

13:12 Like Dan's games for example, ooh burn!

[@yurigagarin2960]

can somebody tell me a link of that star sitizen video

[@nickc867]

Played PayDay 2 whilst listening to this.

[@BobbyBlockable]

Nick C I normally play eurotruck simulator while listening.

[@TheManiac201]

128 MILLION DOLLARS!!! that is a fucking lot, damn Star Citizen can you give me even half a million

[@haas45205]

9/10 people called the police at the beginning of the video

[@craigmcnamee]

Turok 2 was awesome!

[@BootlegDaniel]

80 hours in Civ 5? Casuals...

[@fazeguardian7049]

lol

[@MutixPlays]

best opening

[@TheoMoules]

Wasn't this on the 12th?

[@gdfish3532]

ah, timezones.

[@Narmatonia]

I've just broken 1,000 hours on Europa Universalis IV...Wow

[@JustSomeTransGirl]

Didn't the Jamaican bobsled team come dead last?

[@notlikely4955]

I was screaming John Travolta at the screen...

[@shockedserpentlivereplays8161]

best intro

[@twinborn6028]

what happened to this series?

[@Omoshiroi2u]

COULD YOU PLS EVENTUALLY FINISH YOUR SIMPSONS HIT AND RUN SERIES BC I DONT CARE IF IT TAKES 1 MIN OR 10 HOURS JUST PLS FINISH YOUR HIT AND RUN SERIES ):(

[@Wrench626]

He hates it and has decided to never ever return to it.

[@Omoshiroi2u]

ttouche :)

[@kaimcauley958]

best intro ever lol 😂😂😂😂

[@Rateus_Johanson]

RON PERLMAN, JOHN TRAVOLTA! I like remembering things quicker than Matt :-)

[@aceman0000099]

he's only just reached 2.5 million subs again

[@gutoguto0873]

yeah just noticeed that

[@jakewilmot1082]

aceman0000099 yeah I know :(

[@jakewilmot1082]

aceman0000099 btw how did it happen

[@aceman0000099]

Jakester 4195 he lost a bunch of bot accounts when youtube cleared it

[@Vikingsquirrle]

are you bill clinton

[@wilfgibbens9853]

this was one day before my birthday :(

[@nathangreen1094]

Why? Why do I like this?

[@brinkframe4167]

yay something to do

[@kiseki4947]

Jon that was the best XD

[@knobwobble]

I'm waiting for a Roadhog joke

[@xamazingxethanx]

Serious question, why does Matt talk the way he does

[@beethreefour]

Ethan H he's irish

[@sebastiansavory9477]

yaaaaaaaaaa podcats

[@sniffberd2888]

that intro

[@jjirishgamer3721]

They never stop laughing

[@predcon1]

Of course not, they eat self-satisfaction all day and fart smug.

[@jjirishgamer3721]

True

[@TRGTACE]

Taskmaster is great! New series of it is brilliant

[@crittermoded]

Matt's laugh is somewhat disturbing at 2:25

[@benelliott9770]

Nitro_Wolf that’s Jon.

[@kaisutcliffe7932]

I love you dan

[@samcrane5273]

so jon is roadhog

[@ChillinSicilian]

Still publicly debating if I should like this podcast. ; P

[@TheLaptopLagger]

is it 11 or 12 make your mind up dan

[@T-Fyre]

The Laptop Lagger fuck it, ITS THE 394TH OF ARIES!!

[@danieltali5523]

NERDCUBED KNOWS ABOUT STAR CITIZEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@danieltali5523]

Also the specs are less than Dan's computer

[@danieltali5523]

The RSI Polaris is 750$

[@hristokn668]

Daniel Tali He has made a video on it, I think the one with thr hanger

[@charliecross6773]

Intro??????!!!

[@oliverjustdeblesser8706]

that intro was... Jon said a very not Jon thing

[@BobbyBlockable]

Chicken Permission He has said multiple times that his KZbin channel is very PG but outside of his channel he is normal.

[@oliverjustdeblesser8706]

+Bobby Block yeah I think he said it a few podcats ago but still. this is next level.

[@predcon1]

I'm sorry, did they ever say _why_ Turok 2 is bad? I mean, beyond "The N64 is technologically limited and the game looked like milky goggles"? Because everyone remembers the N64 version and not the Windows 98 port that was visually superior. Guys, you sound like anti-climate change people when you say "Well millions of people who say it's a good game are just plain _wrong_. Because we said so, that's why."

[@guilhermesfk]

You seem to believe that"good" or "bad" are some kind of objective quality of a thing, instead of the subjective opinion a person has on a thing. As in personal taste. As in They can think it's bad even if you think its the best thing ever.

[@predcon1]

Guilherme Sabino That's nothing to do with what I said. Nothing at all. I said they never explained why they thought, objectively or subjectively, why Turok 2 is bad.

[@guilhermesfk]

predcon1 To be fair at a second glance it appears like i was mistaken. So... Touché.

[@carlitosgamer]

hi dan

[@CultofWacky]

48:45 "deep south america"

[@procrastinatorbrad8041]

turok 2? that n64 game that was pretty good!? why...

[@Trophonix]

Rec room's terrible? HOW DARE YOU >:O I mean, some of the people suck but the game is well-made!

[@crazydogrio]

Oh my god ign gave turok 3 7.8

[@demonspawn8871]

they broke Matt in the intro :(

[@walrusking653]

Danosaurs

[@jackbrady666]

Also watch zapped on Dave it's a joke on Lord of the rings

[@kaided]

Robot wars toys… damn

[@tinafarr6156]

hahaha

[@jessep.3761]

Roadhog

[@jessep.3761]

The hook

[@jessep.3761]

I mean the hook reminded me of roadhog

[@SuperToaster25]

2.5 million V2

[@sodafizzcrab5017]

That intro.....

[@LykonDrakensken]

Actually, the stream had been going on for an hour before Dan came in. If you want to watch the full thing, you can go on the NerdCubed Twitch XP

[@joshuatheawesome9440]

+Lycaan Drakensken But Dan wasn't there!

[@LykonDrakensken]

Joshua TheAwesome But it was still hilarious!

[@Phrinn]

they ended up talking about the depth of wells and how you can dig out of them... Then in comes dan

[@LykonDrakensken]

Yup

[@ValentineC137]

why are they beating BF1 so much? DICE is finally doing something different from what they have done the last few years.. Go beat down on Infinite warfare instead, they aren't even useing a new engine from what they used years ago

[@kaizokuAUTO]

Frostbite hasnt changed

[@ValentineC137]

Killrabbit but the way the game flows and the overall feeling of the game has changed ALOT.. say that about infinite warfare

[@sovietcharity]

Valentine It doesnt. Its 4 with a different skin, the amount of MPs speaks for itself.

[@xDylan25x]

Flatout 3 is the worst rated game on Steam? Jeeeesus, what a shame. 1 and 2 were great!

[@jonathanvanhyning3344]

Dans fucking keyboard. :3 so loud

[@mossystoneproductions905]

like #99----- THE FUCK

[@cheackybinladen7701]

This isn't lefty v keemstar bye bye

[@jamierowley5025]

Wtf is that intro