"Nerdist Variety Show" - Pete Holmes Stand-up

[@lucka2k]

I was there for this set. Thanks for posting it!

[@mothkard4985]

"I saw a man in a furry purple suit, a glass cane with a living squid in it, and Kung Lao's hat from Mortal Kombat--I saw...a PIMP." oh my fucking god!!!!! I'm dying of laughter over here!!!!!!

[@TheHouseOffice]

"You're gonna like the way you look, I guarantee it." #MensWarehouse

[@UncleSam2028]

Pete Holmes is the only comedian who can tell the same joke more than once and it'll STILL be funny.

[@treetrain]

+UncleSam2028 so true! You ever hear Nate Bargatze's standup? If not, give it a try, he's one of my favourites, him and Tommy Tiernan

[@fictionmyth]

I once had a telemarketer from a satellite company call me in order to switch to their service. They were in this extremely high energy sales mood. "Hello, Mr. Carnes! Can I interest you in a great deal today? I can? Great! Well today you have "Numbers" at a "Cost" for "Time", would you be interested in that?" My responses, were in the same energy level he was spewing forth, "Hi! Absolutely! It is! Interested? That's such a great deal I'm going to have to go, because I just shit my pants!" I heard him snickering as I hung up the phone.

[@licenselessrider4486]

the barnes and noble thing is real

[@justwatching719]

LOL pete would be proud

[@bcbcbcbudsbudsbuds]

I have a feeling I am not supposed to be seeing this material. Anyways, he murdered.

[@p.s.5410]

Check out his podcast. It's amazing.

[@denpolderart]

It would have been great if his mother really got tickets to a singer named Ceylon Dijon.

[@dirtpoorchris]

That feeling of pure regret when you realize that someone forgave the shit out of you.

[@justwatching719]

Oh, are you referring to the shakiness of the video? That's a result of me using the "stabilize" enhancement. It reduces all camera movements, which results in these tiny shakes. I could de-stabilize my video if that would make it easier to watch.

[@justwatching719]

no problem, it was hilarious!

[@mrsmartypants9136]

This set was filmed inside an active volcano.

[@aaronjf94]

I did this today, but it was a survey taker lol she hated me so much

[@elysedanielle18]

actually I'm pretty sure Pete Holmes and Kurt Metzger are friends, and both are funny enough on their own- I doubt either are ripping off the other's material. before you grab your pitchfork, consider the idea that they came up with it together, or maybe Pete even came up with this & someone said "hey that litte tiny part really sounds like Kurt Metzger," and then Pete said "hey Kurt, do you mind if I do this?" and kurt said "No way, buddy!" BECAUSE THEY'RE FRIENDS

[@swingAE86]

hes thin holy crap

[@justwatching719]

Haha no prob!

[@rickycarrillo7821]

I feel like his pimp bit is from the John mulaney episode of you made it weird. I think they came up with this

[@aPUNCH2theCACK]

wait, so you mean to tell meTWO comedians talked about cash for gold?! well, clearly theres no such thing as coincidence here! thank christ for you, sir.

[@ericsilva4472]

Leonardo Dipizza-place lol ...or pizza face... ?

[@ryandee557]

Hey!!

[@jakeman4943]

HELLLLOOOOOOOO

[@LavaLampsAreSweet]

Hoetel

[@licenselessrider4486]

ahh, that is funnier. I was thinking Hotele

[@ryandee557]

but he went from cash for gold to pirate treasure. that seems like a pretty big coincidence.

[@argetect2847]

What, you didn't have your iphone handy but your vibrator with a built in camera was just kicking it in your purse?

[@ryandee557]

It seems that you directly ripped off KURT METZGER!! STEALING Kurt's Cash4Gold joke at 6:02. That's not very nice. It's right in the beginning of the clip Mixtape Comedy Show - Kurt Metzger, Part 1 Kurt is hilarious! A little bit funny looking, but if you just buy his album "Talks to Young People About Sex" off itunes, you won't ever have to see him.

[@ryandee557]

i just don't know why you had to bring christ into it