Anthony Jeselnik: Caligula - Full Special

Dark prince of comedy Anthony Jeselnik brings his scathing wit and observations to the stage.
Anthony Jeselnik: Caligula
Original airdate: January 13, 2013
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[@jrt0070071]

I'm so glad they beeped out those scary words. What with the overriding themes of the comedy. LOL

[@JAY-gl5xd]

I want him to speak at my funeral. Not necessarily about me. But just to set the mood.

[@kriskquinn.68]

Thats so funny thats exactly what I was thinking while watching this set

[@stokedmtb333]

😂😂😂

[@danvisk33]

What a coincidence, just decided to search Google to see where I could watch this, and here it is, open to watch! Thanks Comedy Central!!

[@fabianocaruana8622]

Same!

[@dentalflesh677]

If you know what CC Did to Chappell, you’d never thank them lol

[@BhavaniBondapalli]

Same

[@antoniodominguezjr4734]

What is the coincidence though?

[@Arookiton]

That's not a coincidence...

[@augusts1]

Original airdate: January 13, 2013 in case you didn't know.

[@flipthebuzzard]

I did , but props for adding this always left out and important detail!

[@lunarJedi]

A show done by comedy Central.. it's gotta be old 😅.

[@filmsexposition]

thanks

[@footube666]

Honestly, I think it hurts his brand. It's not a very good special. The ones in more recent years are way funnier. I watched the entire thing, but I laughed like once or twice. I find his recent stuff crazy good. He's one of my favs.

[@robertperry4439]

My greatest regret is that while he was looking for his ex-girlfriend's killer, he would have also showed a photograph of my ex-wife to any potential prospects.

[@ordinarryalien]

It never gets old. He's one of the few comedians whose stand-ups I watch over and over again.

[@matthewdecamp2737]

never!

[@dwarftechnitian]

who are the other ones?

[@ordinarryalien]

@@dwarftechnitian Bill Burr, George Carlin, Frankie Boyle.

[@democlips1]

@@ordinarryalienhow about the Vintage Jim Jefferies?

[@ordinarryalien]

@@democlips1 I think the longest I've watched Jim Jefferies is an hour. For some reason, I've overlooked his work. Any suggestions?

[@HaischkaEST]

This is like Christmas as a child! HECK YES!!! Jeselnik time!

[@Jundokuslei]

He told the grandma joke like a true pshycho🤣🤣

[@TomaszOdkrywca]

Punchlines hit harder than a 25-pound cross falling off a bedroom wall onto your head

[@matthewdecamp2737]

Throwback. Unless I didn't get to that joke yet!

[@harisankard1404]

True true 😂 That cross hurts!!

[@zeric3000]

Yeah, you don't see them coming!

[@LordRanilin]

@@zeric3000 Just like her! 🤣

[@ADBVoiceActing]

You mean, onto the back of your dad's head.

[@treecloser]

Finaly a full 45 minute show available here on KZbin. Thank you for making this possible comedy central. Funny to me is that there are words bleeped out like ("S---") or ("F---") but the stories he is telling are more insane ( Humor). ❤ from The Netherlands

[@chrislom5288]

I've seen it 20 times and "...but no one will do it..." never tires

[@kriskquinn.68]

Hits like a 25 pound cross to the back of the head.

[@Zunip182]

Dude has legendary one liners. Im dying over here

[@priceforlife32]

Oh no better call an ambulance.😑

[@Kenjuudo]

@@priceforlife32 "oh no"

[@bryanergau6682]

He doesn't have ANY one-liners. Also, I don't think you know what one-liners are.

[@user-jg5gt5rg7t]

@@bryanergau6682 you're a civilian. You know nothing about one liners or LPM pfft🙄

[@bryanergau6682]

@@user-jg5gt5rg7t Don Rickles and Rodney Dangerfield.

[@adamcurrie5528]

“Did you hear what I said?” Big Brain Comedian Moment*

[@jamesgillespie1347]

The comedy of despair? Why do I love listening to him when I feel low?

[@jaycortez527]

Cold....sharp....savage. no fat pure comedic power

[@einundsiebenziger5488]

"Cold,* sharp,* savage.* No* fat,* pure comedic power.*" What has the humble comma done to you that you need to waste shitloads of fullstops instead?

[@Hyptosis]

@@einundsiebenziger5488

[@badger297]

Naming this special "Caligula" was such a nice touch when you know the content of the comedy he does 😂

[@NickvonZ]

He always makes me laugh.

[@Affalterbach1967]

20:00 is the best Amy Schumer joke.

[@krisk4541]

That was a pleasure. I could have listened to 10 hours of that.

[@jeffreykipperman6894]

Jeselnik is the GOAT of dark humor, and so relatable. I had an ex just like his, she wouldn't shut up, so I sent her to the principle's office.

[@macethorns1168]

He needs a new special. One of my favorites.

[@jugsteve]

I love that this recording has crowd work not in the audio-only version!

[@knaz7468]

I've heard this so many times over the years. Never gets old.

[@robertgoss4842]

Brutal comedy. And hilarious. I love the dark side.

[@linkfloyd4908]

Jeselnik has the same energy as Tosh, but the opposite pace.

[@alaysiakayebutler6299]

Maybe the pace, but Tosh is great

[@adamcurrie5528]

I put him level above Tosh

[@skipdog9912]

Sounds like an oxymoron, but I totally agree! 😂😂

[@jaygomesphoto]

Man, who else remembers the Casey Anthony trial? That was a wild incident & even more hilarious of Anthony's post-show experience 😅😅

[@crazyunclechris491]

Love the dark humor comedy I wish there was more

[@HBMtv_]

“Was Your Neice” Is Crazy😭

[@hbeachley]

Censored Anthony Jesselnick just makes no sense.

[@Guy.On.The.Couch.]

The way he holds the mic drives me nuts 😂

[@marcperez3321]

Daniel Tosh trained him

[@sydismine]

Jeselnik! You're a moment of Zen and a STONE COLD KILLER!❤‍🔥❤‍🔥❤‍🔥

[@michaeloftaoism]

he IS the Zen 😍😍😍

[@Deadeyenio]

2 min in and the crowd laughing so hard for no reason

[@NS-cs3wp]

I keep forgetting that Anthony is from Pittsburgh. For what it’s worth, most dudes from Pittsburgh has this sense of humor

[@SpadeD1omonds]

I listen to this guy almost everyday, makes me laugh every time

[@sebastianwhalin743]

Does he have that much material out there? I like his stuff but found he only has a few specials but I could be wrong

[@th0uxan]

Hell yeah. Can’t wait to listen to this tomorrow

[@boogalo781]

All killer no filler. Love it

[@danofiremano]

He has a great sense of humor and the uncanny delivery of a mortician. What's not to like about him?!? ~ LoL

[@stokedmtb333]

Jeselnik is like the Cosby of comedy….you never see him coming.

[@SmilingCaveWaterfall-yc2tk]

Crazy that they bleep swear words when Jeselniks' material is this dark...

[@regiasama3565]

I love your comedy! ❤

[@patrickneenan9798]

This is Awesome! Anthony is great .

[@RaquelFoster]

The only thing better than 2013 Jeselnik is the 2024 YT comments section of ppl being offended by 2013 Jeselnik! I'm just happy the bleeping isn't incessant. Some of these are legit unwatchable because of the constant loud bleeping.

[@MerakiRandyChriz]

Its like the F--kin Crowd is held for Hostage with his sl!t throat jokes man! Genius

[@josephlynch3746]

...as alwayZ!! Jeselnik😂~ 'Don't care how many times I see this.' 😅*

[@theRealPowro01]

Love him..watched it many Times,still awesome

[@einundsiebenziger5488]

Love him.* Watched* it many times*,* still awesome.*

[@MJVanD]

YES!!

[@haileydee9954]

Wow, what a completely different era.

[@knaz7468]

Why is this censored?

[@MitsuoRLCoach]

live television

[@Tony_G_92]

I love that this is from 2013 and that I never heard him tell these jokes cuz now if I want to see him live it’ll be new material

[@coltenh581]

Well that’s true of most comedians anyway. The vast majority “retire” most of the jokes they put into a special. So by the time it airs they’re well on the way to building their next hour.

[@johnveazey2957]

Always gold love jeselnik

[@johnisaacdavey]

I do not like Anthony Jeslenik, but he still makes me laugh.

[@nicolettakrzaczek3726]

the joke about collar got me!

[@RobertStricklandinKorea]

I feel guilty laughing. Sure, Saint Peter will be glaring at me when explaining.

[@joshuaturner349]

Magician level misdirects as a comedian lol no shot you ever see his punchlines coming

[@youtube8775]

They're extremely well crafted. Always have to wait for the last few words of shock & awe.

[@matthewadair4507]

28:58 I went to a college for students with learning disabilities, and I’m not even offended by this joke 😂😂

[@sj1547]

Excellent 🎉😂

[@tjcoley1310]

Wow, it’s crazy how I was looking for this and it’s uploaded two days ago

[@fuffoon]

My new hero.

[@heatherh7834]

Lol love him❤

[@bubbafatas2588]

All old material I heard years ago! I guess he peaked!

[@SpaceJoke]

Most underrated comedian of all time

[@GerardoReyes-Hernandez]

This guys is funny af!!!

[@mihalisg6940]

He should have been at the Tom Brady roast.

[@skipdog9912]

Dudes hilarious! 😂😂😂

[@edddiej8320]

Never heard of him before but he is funny as hell!

[@mianilsson9632]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Love Love Love 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 24:04

[@jimmypoobah8094]

He reminds me of Steven Wright. Calm cool delivery with a twist on the end.

[@CaptLateNight]

Awesome! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tedbillings2135]

This guy is a master of misdirection.

[@jeffkouns5368]

Or a stutter. 😂 Same.

[@ADBVoiceActing]

How many of us liked this video as soon as he walked out on stage?

[@GerardoReyes-Hernandez]

This guys is funny!!

[@jchabo82]

This guy is like if Hayden Christiansen had the personality of Danny Mcbride.

[@briangabriel2458]

Always liked him on the Comedy Central roasts.

[@einundsiebenziger5488]

Bet, AJ was a nice and loveable kid growing up, but changed when he watched "Austin Powers 2" where Dr. Evil's son asks Dr. Evil "why do you hate me?" and Dr. Evil answers "Because you're not evil enough." and AJ decided he never wanted to hear his dad ever say that to him.

[@adamspinto7466]

18 minutes cut???? Come oonnnn

[@RonWrightwrites]

@adamspinto7466 Come onnn? Really?? No, not come on. It's Come errrshalls. remember, this aired on a cable TV network way before it ended up on KZbin

[@stevengrutzmacher]

I've never seen Ironman actually iron anything, yet he's wrinkle-free ......

[@loranlomiller54]

He has a Mitch Hedberg vibe 😂

[@accutronitisthe2nd95]

One of the best and smartest EVER!!

[@Zunip182]

Give me the drugs XD

[@analyticequals]

0:08. Is that andy samberg in disguise?

[@robpolaris5002]

You missed the line “People ask me how I pee….just like that”. Ironman 2

[@sanfranman4919]

Hes guarantee to make you laugh!

[@timsmy-pr9sw]

He’s my favourite comedian. I really wish he had more sets online.

[@knigo7967]

ive only seen the thubsnail, but in ironman 2 tony stark literally just pees his suit near the beginning of the movie, which explains that lol

[@2Deeeezzz]

This was my Introduction to this guy 😂wtf

[@brandomontes]

Brilliant jokes from a brilliant comedian. I’m glad this is available again for everyone to enjoy

[@bryanergau6682]

You can see the muscles in his face struggling to not smile or laugh on almost every punchline.

[@Coxtoasten12]

Iron Man used adult diapers.

[@b1ngnx33]

LEGEND!!!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!

[@robertperry4439]

My greatest regret is that while he was looking for his ex-girlfriend's killer, he would have also showed a photograph of my ex-wife to any potential prospects.

[@curtmoonthebad]

The first one hit hard! 😂

[@TwoGunToast]

Why censored? Makes it worse

[@mattgiant8836]

People don't understand this is a comedic genuis.

[@snorttroll4379]

What is the recipe for this humour? So one can stamp out many of those jokes?

[@tomre2769]

Several parts cut? Not full special I believe.

[@biggussdickuss6123]

Commercials....

[@prillman]

Pretty sure it is, those were the commercial breaks when originally aired.

[@bettarecognize9451]

I probably should not be listening to this on speakers at work. let's see if i still have a job in an hour

[@JonathanLit]

He’s my favorite comedian. I really hope he’s not sick. He hasn’t looked good in the latest pictures. :-/

[@turtlethuggin]

I love how he almost breaks after most jokes, just fighting it every second

[@tylerfitzgerald6279]

Im in that audience

[@gsfridayrocknight9206]

Why is the audio bleeped?