𝐍𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐚'𝐬 𝐒𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫: 𝐌𝐘 𝐇𝐔𝐒𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐖𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐌𝐘 𝐀*𝐒, 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞: 【Nerissa Ravencroft / HololiveEN】

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[@SantoryuAshura]

Nerissa’s sisters are escalating in their unhingedness because holy shit that sentence is WILD.

[@ThatchNetherfold]

Ironically explains a lot how Malpha has tons of kids... BY LOSING TO HER HUSBAND IN MARIO KART!!!

[@Andles]

@@ThatchNetherfold Well, to be fair, if he did what she said, they wouldn't have any kids 😂

[@ThatchNetherfold]

@@Andles By letting her win? XD

[@BubbleTea033]

@@ThatchNetherfold Oh you sweet summer child

[@Shinko19]

@@ThatchNetherfoldby creaming the toothole 😂

[@HQMan2008]

And everybody thought Fuwamoco was the best deal in this wave.... Damn, Yagoo just got an entire American family as bonus!

[@Rammy_Latin]

Yahoo 😭

[@najiv8797]

Yes Yahoo

[@animegod1675]

ah yes yahoo ceo of cover

[@neptuuna9107]

Goddamn yahoo

[@vkarvanzer4243]

@@animegod1675 No, Yahoo CEO of Hover

[@joaoartur19]

The fact that she left *Nerissa* of all people genuinely speechless tells you all you need to know about this clip

[@DreamyAileen]

to be fair, even the most perverted people probably don't expect to hear that sort of thing from their own siblings

[@lonewolfgaming3625]

If she can flabbergast IRyS in full Yaibirys mode, that's when you know she's the new queen of Yabai. Yabighness, if you will

[@Phrate]

@@lonewolfgaming3625i won't

[@SpookyTree255]

It could have been worse tho, Malpha could have said "he would cr*am our asses" and would still be valid in her bad phrasing xD

[@cloudsteele1989]

@@DreamyAileen Nah, the real thing is Nerissa saying "way to brag about your great life. THANKS" I think Rissa is a little down bad.

[@JunnyJai]

I mean.... She has 5 kids so I'm not doubting that at all. *Nerissa sweating profusely*

[@DeltaEntropy]

If she has five kids… it ain’t the ass…

[@popburnsy3207]

Pretty sure that's not how you get 5 kids...

[@twilightgeneral777]

​@@popburnsy3207 Well, if they were trying to avoid making *more*...

[@tebasnineone]

@@popburnsy3207 they have 5 kids, and that's enough,... let's cream another part.

[@kylerivera3470]

@@popburnsy3207 Well, if my knowledge is correct, there is a certain period of pregnancy where it's dangerous to do it in the normal place.

[@ivanbluecool]

Nerissa: YOU'LL GET ME BANNED Malpha:(sunglasses) not my channel so it's not my fault

[@kusogaki_shion]

*problem

[@Candoran]

“99 problems but your channel ain’t one”

[@EduardoOliveira-qy1km]

Warukunai yo ne?

[@Real_MisterSir]

"Sounds like a _YOU_ problem to me"

[@tokyomishizu008]

Malpha: Oh no! Anyways 🙂

[@kanvaros4451]

The Ravencroft sisters got me DOWN BAD !!!!

[@G3orge88]

5 kids don't happen by accident

[@yakumoyomi5765]

@@G3orge88 True😆

[@RIKI_Kaslana]

​@@G3orge88 She's going to get the 6th soon

[@TheNaz_O5-15]

Whoever that lucky guy is he's a literal pregnant-inator 6900

[@ctographerm3285]

​@@G3orge88wait a sec, 5?

[@bxtz9800]

Nerissa's unhinged relationship with her siblings is so relatable. I'm glad she brought this energy into Hololive 💙💙💙

[@OmegaQuinn]

Yeah FuwaMoco brought adorable unhinged goofiness and the. Nerissa brought even more unhinged by slowly telling us more and more about her family and introducing them.

[@NSaysSilly]

Also bijou, meme family@@OmegaQuinn

[@skyrogue1977]

That may be the optimal solution if they don’t want more kids.

[@vernonasian]

[@Zer0Blizzard]

actual lol

[@democard1199]

No. Pill is still the way. Except if egg from the woman is "too much" and the man came a lot.

[@ahoyforsenchou7288]

@@democard1199 Oof. The pill completely destroys womens' hormones and behavior. There's been much research on it, but of course that can't trump big-pharma's pull.

[@jeanhunter3538]

Considering she is pregnant it could also be the only theoretically safe way...

[@MsDIMENO]

with 5 kids Nerissa's sister is a real fertility goddess and her husband a lucky man

[@itsyohann]

wat

[@TheEdwardLou]

​@@itsyohannshe has 5 kids in this economy, 1 currently in the oven.

[@Daigon95]

@@TheEdwardLou *4 kids

[@zaicol850]

​@@TheEdwardLouoven 💀💀💀

[@smlyblkct]

​@@TheEdwardLouthey're cooking

[@NightSterling]

The phrasing runs in the family it seems 😂

[@treyrex5987]

Archer called... wants to meet the family.

[@SomeCoolGuyCh]

Huge respect to Malpha's husband, he's so lucky 😂

[@treyrex5987]

Definitely a lucky fella. He shall cherish that WAMON. 🙂

[@ThatchNetherfold]

@@treyrex5987 We can really say that he earned it by beating her *ss... in Mario Kart and real life.

[@zhalosky]

Huge respect to the man.

[@TheNaz_O5-15]

He's my oshi now

[@alexaalexa2308]

​​​@@ThatchNetherfoldno he's beating her in Mario Kart and creamed her *ss in real life for winning celebration

[@bariumselenided5152]

I confidently believe that using "cream" to mean "beat in competition" was popularized by some middle schooler decades ago who just wanted to watch the world burn. There's actually no way to say it and not sound sus as all hell

[@StochasticUniverse]

It's actually shocking how innocent people could be before the internet was invented.

[@GuyN0ir]

Creamed definitely had that connotation long before it had a sexual one.

[@ionic2706]

@@GuyN0ir Yeah, meaning to be beaten down so much that you're no longer chunky, you have a creamy consistency.

[@Juice1984]

​@@ionic2706like a cream pie. A LEMON MERENGUE CREAM PIE!!!!! 😅😅

[@vicblade]

I think it was less the fact she said "cream", but more the fact that she said "my ass" after.

[@formeitsalwayslikethis]

Nerissa: Way to brag about your great life, thanks! lmao

[@ElPinguinoNegro]

I love how most people are just glossing over that comment, lol.

[@Xemphas]

That has stuck with me since the stream, I must marry this women.

[@lifesparadox660]

Completely underrated. She's asking for the cream for God's sake

[@dominics.kennedy1816]

@@Xemphas We wish to, bro...

[@mckaycaptain9672]

LOL

[@gazztears2140]

With 5 children (and 1 a work in progress) I imagine the dad trying to save declining childbirth single handedly

[@animegod1675]

i must follow in his footsteps and find me a wife to do the same

[@XtiyoonKHX]

if they were japanese the ravencroft dynasty will be hailed as heroes

[@odakidakida9193]

Dude must be really drained

[@gazztears2140]

Theres 2 theories i can come up with, the ravencroft family is either THAT thirsty or the dad is just someone got strapped on the bed and being milked each day

[@lettuceman9439]

Third theory, They are Catholics 😨

[@shaoronmd]

IRyS: wanna... SMASH? Malpha: hold my controller...

[@sk_hermit1809]

Malpha: Wait my husband's here...

[@shaoronmd]

@@sk_hermit1809 Malpa: ok, i need you guys to leave the room Nerissa: wait, this is MY room!

[@esmondgoh3112]

Nerissa's chat: can we at least hear it? 😉

[@rellikai945]

When she said "he's really good at the game!", for a split second I thought she was gonna say "he's really good at that too!" lol

[@UltraZulwarn]

5 kids are proof of that, man got game for sure

[@TheEdwardLou]

​@@UltraZulwarnpull out game isn't one of them.

[@AmuroNT1]

That sound you just heard was a million fanarts of Anerissa roaring to life.

[@pumpjackmcgee4267]

Oneerissa. Anerissa is Aradia.

[@JanitorAntisocial]

Malpha: **Hits Nerissa with a Red Shell** GOT YOU WITH A BACKSHOT! Nerissa: what Aradia: what Malpha: What?

[@Zeromaru42]

And here we find out that the Yabai is generational.

[@JudsonRadio]

I don't think I've ever seen Nerissa this taken aback by a yabai comment.

[@KABLAMMATS]

Because it was from her sibling

[@HudaefCares]

Siblings are don't count. I remember when my own older sister was talking about fellatio euphemistically with a female cousin, I was so grossed out... Way to put an image in my head ugh.

[@andyjo7838]

​@HudaefCares I will never hear that from my sister for... reasons.

[@glen-k.2k5]

Makes me wonder now what would happen if you put Nerissa's sisters together with IRyS in a collab. Just imagine the sky-high levels of 'YA-BE' they would bring.

[@sakana-fish-]

Plot twist. Nerissa is the most seiso in the family

[@vkarvanzer4243]

Aradia just laughing her ass off is amazing Lmao

[@CSLucasEpic]

Nerissa, when she got accepted to Hololive: "Everyone! I made it! I got accepted into Hololive! I'm a vtuber!" Nerissa's family: "Nuh-uh. WE are a vtuber."

[@jahrusalem3658]

Comrade Nerissa.

[@m.taylor2155]

I mean... the *5 Kids* makes me think that clearly she's not lying.

[@NeuronActivation]

I like how you can tell that her sister was giving it some thought on what to say. But clearly not enough since she came out with the most unhinged sentence ever.

[@keikokuhiwou5006]

Remind me of Shiori with her anarchrist

[@tumbledryshoes]

The pause just made it hit even harder, she can't control her power

[@GalaxysPetERP]

Astronaut Shaker Thug hunter

[@yong9613]

I bet the filter was experiencing an error 404 🤣

[@kylerivera3470]

What makes you think this wasn't exactly what she wanted?

[@zweko2423]

1:00 anerissa laugh 😂😂😂

[@TheCold86]

As a midwesterner I have heard that laugh from a thousand women. It's one they use when they know they can really rub it in.

[@WDWatameVirus]

Nerissa wheezing and losing her breath had me in tears lol

[@EntidadLibre]

1:00 Aradia's laugh LOL

[@hadalwisp3075]

I think it's safe to say he's done it more than once... I mean, she says it very confidently, he must play Mario Kart very well. Lol

[@lunevoleur8912]

Considering she has 5 kids and one more in the way.... He is really experienced in "creaming her ass" as well lmao

[@reachlol1]

Awaken my Artists! ☝️ 👉

[@muhammadbasiron6566]

Wamuu

[@AndreB23]

*Ayayayayayayay intensifies in the background*

[@ivanbluecool]

Nerissa: where did you leave your husbands? Malpha; oh we had lunch and is relaxing at home. Aradia: i gave him a single cheeto and said good luck. Mama rissa:(playing with the grandkids) i need more

[@samurexatlas7373]

Maybe if she mentioned it would give Rissa more booba she'd become a factory.

[@Iridescent_Astraea]

Nerissa opening the door to a rock, a novelist, and a phoenix: Mom your new daughters are here!

[@jet3386]

Onerisa: Yes mother Onehusband: *sighs*

[@miguellastation5053]

​@@jet3386 lol she has to because the other sisters haven't

[@shaoronmd]

​@@Iridescent_Astraea MommyRissa: and where are the twins?

[@Dorian_Scott]

Nerissa's sisters are starting become my favorite Holo family members. Haven't really seen them until all of these clips.

[@Pudding404]

Good to see Nerissa's sisters both got that iconic vtuber mispeaking skill as well. Runs in the Ravencroft bloodline I guess. And will continue to as well.

[@ojisanhoward8940]

This is a combination of "to cream someone" and "kick someone's ass". Both of these mean, "to be way better than someone and win at something". I thought this was widely used but I guess it might just be a Midwestern slang phrase.

[@amvhate]

We use wipe your ass off the floor. Never heard cream and ass used before. probably what made it worse when she mention her husband doing it

[@bariumselenided5152]

I think it's actually "to cream someone", and then using "my ass" to refer to herself as the someone. Neither of which are midwestern things to my knowledge. It's just that there's no way to use cream like that and come out on top, it always sounds sus af so it's rarely used. Edit: or at least I almost never hear cream used like that. Can't speak for english as a whole obviously

[@ojisanhoward8940]

@bariumselenided5152 Well, growing up in Indiana, I can tell ya that phrases like "I'll cream your ass" or " He creamed your ass" or as she said her husband would "cream her ass" were used often. Also I'm less than a month from being forty. So Nerissa's sisters are probably younger, but I'd bet my bottom dollar there family is Midwestern. Ope Edit: Oh, and I still use those phrases

[@t3hsourcey]

That's how I immediately understood it as since it's banter, but the internet can't have nice things.

[@ojisanhoward8940]

@bariumselenided5152 Well, growing up in Indiana, I can tell ya that phrases like "I'll cream your a*s" or "He creamed your a*s" or as she said her husband would "cream her a*s" were used often. Also, I'm less than a month from being forty. So Nerissa's sisters are probably younger, but I'd bet my bottom dollar they know Midwestern slang. Ope! Edit: Oh, and I still use those phrases

[@justexisting8366]

Artist will have a party on this one 🗿🗿

[@dekawizard96]

I mean, she has like 5 children already

[@samurexatlas7373]

DOUBLE GLAZING

[@treyrex5987]

*You didn't...*

[@samurexatlas7373]

@@treyrex5987 OH I DIIIIID

[@treyrex5987]

@@samurexatlas7373 You monster 💀

[@TheEdwardLou]

Like those fresh from the oven Krispy Kremes bruh. Now I know why Anerissa has 5 kids.

[@Christian-CTDC]

What does this mean?

[@zaeonnine0]

I had no idea that Rissa’s sisters could be THIS unhinged. Man, what an experience it was to witness this live 😂

[@yamato-san3741]

I knew I had it coming from the clip title but DAMN she had me flabbergasted

[@Pilligrim-gd3oe]

God, I'm so old. When she said that her husband "creamed her as" I firstly thought that she had problems with heamorrhoids and that he applies special cream there bruh

[@grandchs]

I'm surprised how naturally they call each other like it's their real name, especially from someone who doesn't stream. For a stream that long and chaotic, I would've slipped already.

[@MrJcTTK]

Well, they all did theater if I'm remembering correctly

[@mokomokobuton]

アメリカ人は"そちら"を好むと聞いた事はありますが、まさか真実だったとは…… ホロENの視聴は文化の勉強に役立ちますね🙃

[@lordmetallium9678]

Cheers to cultural exchange dude! XD

[@mokomokobuton]

@@lordmetallium9678 Yeah, HoloEN really opens up a window to the World

[@BiOS_F2]

"Thanks for bragging about your great life!" omg Nerissa 😂

[@Polymathically]

Just imagine if the husband watched the stream and brought that up at dinner or the bedroom later. Also, there needs to be more of hyperventilating Nerissa. She's hilarious.

[@-Raylight]

Love Nerissa's sister, they're so unhinged. Can totally see why Nerissa loves Shiori, they have the same kind of genius when it comes to phrasing xD

[@lchn12345678]

0:43 nerissa and aradia sync

[@hammerhyena4207]

When you make even Nerissa go "yabai!"

[@sergie2822]

Sibling energy is so awesome! I love it so much!

[@SpookyTree255]

BroInLawRissa: ... Im dead, arent I? Paparissa standing behind him: nah, its okay, it was just bad phrasing, besides youre already married BroInLawRissa: Really? Paparissa: No... Start running

[@primecoconut4204]

more like Paparissa: "Nah just kiddin'....Omae wa mo shindeiru"

[@AndreB23]

Rissa: I told you we were playing Mario Party! AneRissa and OneRissa: *This woman lies as easily as she breathes!!*

[@_ranko]

Immediately follows up with "He's really good ok?" LMFAOOOO

[@asahialva7252]

honest to god, good for them, that's true love right there

[@treyrex5987]

Must be nice.... Nah, I'm just kidding. Good to see they're able to be happy with each other and have a beautiful relationship. God knows I won't be able to...

[@Khann_2102]

​@@treyrex5987We* You're not alone mate 😢

[@treyrex5987]

@@Khann_2102 Thank you, brother. 🙂

[@Khann_2102]

@@treyrex5987 In my late 30 years and still single brother, while all my friends are married haha

[@treyrex5987]

@@Khann_2102 It do be like that.

[@santiagomoralesgarcia1802]

Maplha almost has the same voice like nerissa in 0:21. I love Aradia dying laughing

[@TWDub]

Nerissa wheezing from laughing so much while trying to speak was priceless!

[@reconnect7179]

I stopped whatever I was doing at work when I heard this and laugh out loud, my co workers looked at me weird XD

[@SubliminaIMessages]

That has got to be one of the *wildest* things to come out of a Hololive stream yet, and the girls have said a lot of weird shit lmao

[@kantoorhandook6595]

Honestly this is a milestone worth cherished😂

[@lastnamefirstname8655]

that was so amazing to hear live.

[@bruv7521]

Malpha's husband quickly becoming a chad without a single appearance

[@joonjoon819]

Well, ain't that an interesting way to paraphrase "kicking your ass"

[@TyrantWesker]

It's a pretty normal phrase, actually. "Oh, man, that guy got creamed" is just another way of saying "he got wrecked."

[@SuperFunkyKeef]

Cream means to beat the crap out of, or at least it used to back in the day. But saying it so boldly and phrased that way, she is definitely Nerissa's sister

[@DTigerWolfe]

I knew this would eventually be here, but I didn’t expect this clip to come so quickly.🤣 Considering this was the moment that woke me tf up, here 💙

[@nerissaravencroftsmissinghorn]

This stream was crazy, so so much fun. I havent laughed so hard in a very long time.

[@SKy_the_Thunder]

I'm surprised that house has doors at all. They seem entirely unfamiliar with the concept of hinges.

[@theonlyxbox360]

Uploaded AS SOON as the stream stopped xD

[@Never_heart]

Unsurprisingly, that is the sister with 5 kids

[@yowamidesu]

I mean, she doesn't have five kids for nothing.

[@lerneanlion]

The fifth one is not even born yet and she wanted another already?! Wow! King Paimon of the Ars Goetia will be so happy to have so many great-grandchildren!

[@InoriVoid]

The sexual tension between me and the wall im speeding towards at 50 miles an hour is crazy

[@alonsogabriel9336]

Thank thee Mamarissa... For blessing us with these sisters Amen

[@lightning116]

The second Onerissa had that Freudian slip, I was dead. That's something I'd expect out of NERISSA for God's sake. 🤣

[@RazeMuramasa]

Almost Mane-chan got a heart attack when she's watching on her stream LOL

[@Lunk42]

Thank you for immediately clipping this.

[@Miruk4]

Aradia's cackle is top tier, I can't get enough of it.

[@RayZhaTV]

Nerissa calling it a brag about her great life though...

[@Ghost3210]

1:00 that cackle got me laughing so hard, not gonna lie 😅

[@metamorphlinger]

DEMONitization speedrun any%. Love these three.

[@Cronusied]

Her husband is definitely winning in that game 😂

[@Dracobyte]

Yagoo must me crying!!

[@Mirko.D.]

I love these sisters!

[@chakinabox]

Rule of thumb: anything with the word "cream" can get twisted on you REAL quick!

[@martintemplar3620]

Aradia's cackles are my spirit animal

[@Northbravo]

Its wise to assume that since Nerissa was pretty foxy acting thst she learned the behavior from somewhere

[@Jenna_Nguyen]

That kinda explained the 5 kids

[@EmilioReyes_97]

"Way to brag about your great life, thanks" I uhm...imma assume that was a joke before I start thinking unholy things. Ascend into heaven or not that girl had some devilish behavior leaking out of her for a sec.

[@soclar]

Oh i thought Malpha is on the seiso side lol

[@date5960]

The Ravencroft family is WILD

[@zzskyninjazz1821]

I think even the chat was taken aback too

[@Dude-ni3vk]

The one time I notice Nerissa was streaming and it was only just at the near end of the stream but just in time for this part. XD

[@shayoko6]

I feel like we got a window of how they talk to each other offline

[@LittleGoblinBastard]

We got the full theatre show

[@zanagi]

0:59 that laugh is wild

[@ExtremeMan10]

Always finish on the Bach, never on Debussy.

[@samzorn4656]

In the wise words of George Takei: "~Oh my~"

[@OMGYama]

Aradia's gremlin laugh brings me life.

[@Kylecifer_]

The yabai runs in the family Aradia's hearty laugh is a massive mood lol

[@crossfire2045]

Gotta love American slang. I wonder if it is unique to this specific region of America though because when I would talk about someone getting absolutely rekt in a game, it would be phrases like reamed or destroyed which can be taken sexually. It is something I grew up with and just learned overtime, so I wonder if it is a Midwest thing

[@BT_DLX]

Honestly they are amazing, the bond they have is just beautiful

[@georgehovsepyan6094]

I see "the lewd" runs in the family..

[@jone.g7142]

The small hesitationwhen she said it. Malpa realized halfway through what she was going to say something bad, but continued anyway. Lol

[@Hadfield15]

You know what they say.. Birds of a feather flock together

[@sincerelyotaku7878]

She really tried to hit the breaks but was too late lol

[@ragonhill]

well, with 5 kids i wouldn't say that was entirely false tho 😂😂

[@FALLN_KAMINARI]

When i saw it live, i was eating. I was fighting for my life cause she dropped that after im drinking😂😂😂