Nerissa Suffered A Lot Because Of Her Body While In Japan...

[@ceresbane]

Also I swear Noel would know how to solve her issues and know all the specialised stores.

[@Icetea-2000]

It'd be like going to those sumo ringer stores, everything in Japan is too tiny but suddenly you’re too small for even the smallest size there, and it goes up to 9XL or something. I imagine Noel goes to similar places but made for big booba people

[@visualnovelsfan7229]

I don't think Noel is tall though, and Nerissa doesn't speak JP. Maybe Mori would be able to help her. But she's unavailable ATM.

[@Jimmywangshunji]

But Noel's size is a Japanese one. Kobo's boobs size in Japan is size D, but in international boobs size is only size B which is very small. You know the difference now?😂😂😂😂😂

[@thanglongnguyenvu3815]

What if Rissa's are bigger though...

[@alphaxfang]

@@Jimmywangshunji if you attain the forbidden knowledge you will know that noel is the real deal...

[@ivanbluecool]

Yagoo: idols are pure and wholesome Nerissa: ASSets are fat and booba are huge

[@windhelmguard5295]

too much gyatt on nerizzler.

[@modredd1907]

that's a winning

[@EliyahDaBoss]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[@geraldcartwright2010]

@sim.ulationkoyo ban pants

[@metamaxis]

Kiryu wants a word

[@faidzeelhisyamhattar2133]

Nerissa: I can't buy any clothes for myself. Nothing cute is my size!... 😥 Biboo: I don't have to shop from the kids department for clothes! So many cute dresses that's like made for me! :D

[@LunaHeartnet]

At five foot flat, I would be like Biboo in Japan. FINALLY dealing with surroundings sized for me!

[@ChinchillaBONK]

Biboo shops in baby shops in the West. And upgrades to elementary school shops in Japan

[@ivanbluecool]

When everyone is biboo sized it's only natural

[@faidzeelhisyamhattar2133]

Biboo might be a dwarf in some Western and African countries, but in Japan she's just kawaii.

[@Zal0vid]

Biboo is a dwarf

[@windhelmguard5295]

main issue is that every beeg person was smol at some point, while no smol person has ever been beeg.

[@theteamxxx3142]

@@faidzeelhisyamhattar2133 i'm pretty sure in every european country biboo would have dwarfism . In my physiology book there was a dwarf lady at the same height of biboo ...

[@faidzeelhisyamhattar2133]

@@theteamxxx3142 She's of Thai descent. Dwarfism for Thai and most of SEA human is close to 100cm tall. It's defined according to the AVERAGE height of certain genotype of human. Your book is for YOUR people.

[@Frenxir]

One of the funniest things about their stay in Japan has been Rissa staying in character talking about her huge assets, and Shiori taking any and every opportunity to be like "what assets?" 🤣

[@luka188]

She has wider shoulders and hips than the average japanese girl at least. Even for modest white girls, this is usually why Japanese clothes end up being too small because they have different ratio's on their height to shoulder to hip.

[@Ballistic477]

nooo shiori mah immersion…

[@EndoftheBeginning17]

Nerissa did admit in this stream to being an extra small, but tall person. She's obviously trying larger JP sizes but they don't fit properly

[@bananabunch4590]

She's small for an American(not in terms of height) but large for Japanese standards.

[@broadbandislife]

@@EndoftheBeginning17 "XS back in Hell" or something to that effect. It's always anyone's guess when they go full kayfabe like that, and Rissa's one of the rare cases who seems genuinely invested in her setting lore. Case in point all the backstory her family got.

[@Real_MisterSir]

Nerissa the kinda girl who would unironically get into tech wear style genuinely for the utility of pockets everywhere and slim-stretch fit to hold her assets

[@SelecaoOfMidas]

Great idea for a new model outfit!

[@Real_MisterSir]

@@SelecaoOfMidas would be dope ngl

[@Nitram4392]

​@@SelecaoOfMidasTrue!

[@SelecaoOfMidas]

So much PLOT and BACKSTORY, she's a whole novel!

[@ThatotherDeadbeat]

I knew about calling it "plot", but I didn't knew about calling the other one "backstory". Thank you for enlightening me!

[@Dorian_Scott]

Nerissa: *_"I'm just too THICC for Japan... My booba are too big for things or my ass is too fat. There is no winning."_* That is the definition of suffering from success.

[@McCaroni_Sup]

"Manager, I'm travelling around Japan, but the clap of my asscheeks keeps disturbing the locals!" - Nerissa Snake, probably Also, the fact that she hates jeans is based af, jeans just suck as a slacks and sweatpants enjoyer. They're too f'in tight and restrictive.

[@RRed19]

I’m also too big for JP. I cry in my 6’ 05” body and my 6’ 06” wingspan. I bump into every low door I see if I stand fully upright. JP is simply too small for me.

[@satyamkumar8805]

Me - I like jeans Nerissa - I don't like jeans, they are pretty uncomfortable Me - I don't like jeans as well, i neve liked them , they are just too uncomfortable, i like trousers

[@silverrey7379]

Like a wise youngster said in pokemon red: I like shorts, they're comfy and easy to wear

[@goozilla123]

I have never felt so called out in my t shirt and shorts with pockets.

[@whargapmoe]

A lot of it is the broadness of shoulders too - I used to fit okay in Japanese tops, but for the fact that I am a tall lady and my shoulders are way too broad. Now I am an old and won't even try.

[@l-nolazck-rn24]

Are there no custom tailors in Japan? It's usually quite common where I live and it helps with specific sizes and such. Say my thighs are a bit too big for thin pants so I usually pay one of these tailors to modify my pants or to make them from scratch more according to my figure.

[@TheBongReyes]

Not gonna lie. Nerissa wearing an outsized men’s white shirt might be the best outfit she can describe wearing. 😊

[@coldacid]

Definitely neuron activating.

[@ToManyThoughtsCouldntFocus]

Very neuron activating.

[@ryanm8998]

Men usually don't get it but clothes buying for women is terrible because there's no such thing as standard sizing, even within a brand. So if you manage to find something that fits, those numbers mean almost nothing for the next brand you try. Ladies, you have my sympathy. I'm glad to hear about the pockets progress though. That's also been a terrible time for decades.

[@JRBDWD]

Dresses and skirts literally contradic that argument 😂

[@koolaid5410]

​@@JRBDWDnot everyone likes wearing dresses and skirts all the time though

[@JRBDWD]

@@koolaid5410 🤷‍♀️ It is what it is. People love to complain to much.

[@MKP2W]

Just don't be a ham beast and you're likely to find that the conventional sizes cover most body types. Simple.

[@JRBDWD]

@@MKP2W 👏👏👏👏

[@dabbingtoast7743]

Exactly why I wear sweat pants almost exclusively. Comfort above all baby

[@PresidentFunnyValentine]

Heck yeah

[@ErikPT]

After gym and after gaining leg muscles... no jeans fit me anymore lol. I wear gym pants aka adidas and shorts only

[@MICHAELTUMANGDAY]

Nerissa Dekaicroft lol

[@raina8334]

Sugoirizza Dekaicraft? XD

[@Jimmywangshunji]

Cloth store: sorry lady your body is too perfect we don't have this size clothes. Nerissa: what are you kidding me.

[@EmilioReyes_97]

I cant help but imagine my oshi looking so awkward and cute trying to shop and walk around japan like shes an Amazonian. Doing her best to not take up too much space, and hiding her disappointment in the size selection of a stores' cute clothes to still be polite.

[@thebravesirrobin.]

>"Whats up girlie can I have your prettiest shirt that'll fit my massive bandonkers? Domo arigato sister."

[@adnitesean5005]

​@@thebravesirrobin.Sounds polite enough to me

[@xander0901]

Nerissa should know that men’s fashion has upgraded to shorts and a polo shirt.

[@neroneroren6788]

Marine, Noel, Lamy, Nerissa. The Holothiccs

[@sufianramli]

Wamy grew another size recently

[@MrKanti-yy5ux]

She's not wrong. I envy women for the variety of clothing they have to choose from.

[@lerneanlion]

Princess Nerissa is already good the way she is for me. And I understand her why she hates jeans, they are very uncomfortable.

[@isiahzar7668]

1:46 Ok first off love the art for the title screen, second Nerissa, it ok being thick for both areas, look at Marine and Noel and others on jp & id side. And thirdly really?😮

[@assymptoad4989]

Nerissa just humble bragging for 4 minutes straight.

[@ceresbane]

Well I guess Nerissa will have to make do wearing loose fitting Kimono.

[@SeanStrife]

As someone who's bought plenty of Japanese men's streetwear... yeah, the struggle is real. Where I'd normally have to by a small or medium when it comes to American or European stores... in a Japanese size, I gotta seek out like... at least an XL, if not an XXL.

[@ErikPT]

if you think you suffer imagine being a Japanese bodybuilder male. Lol poor guys need extra 2 XL for their muscles by tailor

[@ReconCrusader]

1:18 So personally attacked here...

[@hoodiesticks]

I think the real problem is that fashion companies insist on making female jeans look sleek and slim, when that's not what jeans are supposed to be at all.

[@moxxyproxxyl]

Every girly just wants a pair of cargo shorts and a graphic tee

[@LordKararan]

I'm glad I fell into this rabbit hole. This is a kind of knowledge that school didn't teach me. I'm eager to learn new things.

[@Elholz]

I guess things aren't that easy when you're big in Japan

[@chapelknight951]

"Say they're skinny jeans" See, there's your problem.

[@bigbakaboon]

i live in the midwest. It's pretty much just shorts and graphic tees, and a hoodie in the winter. I mean it's 98% humidity almost everyday in summer soooooo.

[@kenmastersX]

Suffering from success

[@adiwijoyo4735]

yea... Japan is cute Nerisa is "CUTE!!!!"

[@neobushidaro]

Ladies, the advantage of men's clothing 1) Pockets exist and are meant to hold things. Like iPad mini 2 20oz sodas Phone, wireless headphones, battery and cables Wallet, keys Medicine And I still had an unused pants pocket 2) they dons bind. Think comfortable like yoga pants but they restrict movement because of trying to create structure 3) loose clothes allow for airflow. We don't get frilly dresses, but we get shorts where if you stand shoulder length apart a breeze will help vent heat. 4) Many "men's brands" still make clothes to last. Don't shop where you usually shop and look for this. But you want them to last look for places where camping or mechanics stuff is sold.

[@SuperRandomness1996]

To add to the pockets thing, I love to get the plain color (i.e. black, tan, green, blue, khaki, etc.) military BDU pants because they have pockets for days! Seriously though, my BDU pants have enough pocket/belt space that I can just about carry everything that a woman carries in her purse in my pockets or on my belt and still have room for more. My typical pocket/belt contents for an average day consists of: cell phone, phone charger (both wall mounted and car type), solar battery-bank, pocket-knife, flashlight, keys, multi-tool, giant wallet (thing is like 6"x4"x3". which contains: full lockpick set, travel packet of tissues, business cards for days ID, cash, coins, bank cards, hair pins, mini survival tool, SD card w/ important docs, spare car and house keys, as well as a spare handcuff key.), CC handgun w/ spare mag, mini IFAK/first aid kit, handcuffs, mace spray, Nintendo switch, deodorant stick, sunglasses, mini notebook w/ pen, Altoids mint tin, USB drive w/ multi-media reader that connects to my phone, a mini land nav kit (compass, local maps, etc.), comb, earbud type headphones, a deck of cards, harmonica, mini monocular scope, arc lighter/flashlight combo, spare USB cords for every electronic device mentioned, a collapsible water bottle w/ filter, travel bottle of hand sanitizer, and a bunch of other stuff that changes depending on what my plans are for the day. As I said, I can just about carry the entire contents of a woman's purse in the pockets or on my belt. 😏 BDU's are seriously under rated and under acknowledged for carrying capacity when it comes to clothing, plus most a designed to be super sturdy so rips and holes are less of a worry, and yes there are companies that make then in womans sizes without sacrificing the quality.

[@Creepy___]

she is so... perfect

[@MrAnarchyMarine]

Nerissa: ban pants. Gura: Are you one of my people?

[@mangodude2663]

Me with my Shoe problems as well :") in Malaysia even with max size 14 still small but thank god for my Aunt who is at the US and brought 3 (14 US size) shoes for me bless

[@xdragoonzero0]

As someone who is a US 15, that's basically the upper limit. Past that shoes are fictional and must be woven by bards from the songs of nymphs, because nobody normally makes anything higher than 15.

[@jagbattleduty4912]

Ngl in built large and have to wear jeans for my work! However it’s still hard to find a good pair, because I’m moving a lot, being bent over and stretching and all that makes it hard to buy pairs! Because if it’s to small, it move move down and I won’t need a belt but I might not be able to get them back on- too big and I have to use a belt, and even that is way to tight to make sure it won’t start ti move down-

[@GabrielDeOliveira721]

Have any of you heard of jeans made with elastane? I'm a guy with a big butt and they are comfortable to the point of sleeping in them. Look in the men's section for them, try it and say if you hate them. They also have more colors, so it should be good.

[@Elholz]

I feel like Nerissa is a bit behind on jeans tecnology due to not wearing any for atleast a decade. A friend of mine is like 50% thighs and hips and she still finds jeans that fit her.

[@tonym.8069]

THE FOUR PIECE IS REAL REPEAT THE FOUR PIECE IS REAL SHE HAS THE GYATT AND THE DAMN

[@astral6749]

Mumei also mentioned something like this about jeans lol

[@BlueLoveYT]

Nerissa suffering from winning the genetic lottery 😔

[@richarddaigle8777]

Im a tall slim man, clothes here in America dont fit me well. I need to buy XL so the length and sleeves are passable, but I would buy a medium for the width. In Asia, even the 6XL are too short. I dont get it, what kind of body are clothes made for nowadays. Im 6'2" and around 180 and all I can buy are potato sack-shaped clothes. Y'all need to get your shit together.

[@crøwn-yami]

when someone says tthere size online you got to up it by 3.

[@z0ro_62]

Yagoo collecting all the cute/ big asset girls for hololive

[@equest511]

Those garments are insufficient! - Nerissa propably

[@LoneWolfOtaku]

Her genes made her hate jeans

[@Hrotriks]

Nerissa is so based

[@_hakuu3760]

>buys a pair of jeans once a year she's literally me fr fr

[@Veritanky]

Yee i hate jeans too! just tight on knees, and annoying to wear, mom pants are not toooo bad but nowadays theres so much more choices. Also im "blessed" with huge hips and gyatt like Nerissa is saying and finding jeans for me is goddamn so hard. its either cant even put it higher because of hips or i can but its just too big on leg part.

[@himither]

I love how the subtitles are censored at times, but the speech is mostly unfiltered.

[@RRed19]

As a 6’ 04” dude, I don’t think I would be able to FIND a piece of clothing for me at all.

[@LuckySevenSamson]

NMMMMMMM, THICC We have another Knight Cup here.

[@fluttzkrieg4392]

I feel her pain. I'm 6ft tall and the bathroom of my apartment here in Japan is ridiculous. I have to bend my back 90 degrees over the sink after brush my teeth. I also have to bend to see my own face in the mirror because it only goes up to my neck. And the toilet looks like it's made for small children.

[@BerylLx]

I can't survive without a minimum of 4 pockets

[@equest511]

Wasn't there a song about beeg in japan? Ah yes, Alphaville!

[@miceatah9359]

"theres no winning" lists of w after w

[@RubyH4rt]

I once found the almost perfect pair of jeans. They're high waisted, the waistband is elastic, so it gently conforms to my waist, it hugs the thighs perfectly, they have deep pockets (I can fit my entire phone into one) and they're boot cut, which is my favorite style of jeans. But they're only almost perfect because the elastic waistband means they do slide down your waist throughout the day, and they don't have belt loops, so I can't wear them with a belt.

[@bobtheavocado2201]

I always wonder how people can have the exact same experience as you. (Jeans) That is insane 😂

[@cougrs48]

Nerissa, accept your fate, and we'll rise anew!😅❤😊

[@jack-exzolt9858]

I mean if she saw Noel or Marine or maybe Choco-sensei, she would be surprised.

[@Anko88888]

b r e e d a b l e

[@uHasioorr]

Just make your own.

[@shingshongshamalama]

It's not easy when you're big in japan.

[@igxrruaof]

*I'm too thicc for Japan* Nerissa 2024

[@sk31370n]

tailor made jeans!

[@ErikPT]

Nerissa is just too thick. She's very cultured

[@animejuggernaut2553]

One point she mentions isn't even exclusively a woman problem. It's the same for me, either my waist, bum or thighs will 100% not fit any pant I grab. Like, who the duck is designing these pants?! Everyone I know also has problems finding something that properly fits

[@Lanceymelv]

I'd say XS is XS in Europe S in the US and XXS in Japan.. they even have different cup sizes in Japan which makes no sense to me..

[@broadbandislife]

There's literally no international standardisation of bra cup sizes. I mean, Hell - even the EU hasn't managed to establish common standards for something as mundanely important as _power plugs and sockets._ There's no real rhyme or reason to what consumer stuff gets proper international standards and what doesn't.

[@alastorredgrave522]

"Either my boobs are too big, or my ass is too fat... There's no winning for me..." Whereas, perhaps ironically, it sounds like 100% winning for Jailbirds... 😏

[@blanca967]

Nerissa is TOTALLY real when she said its hard to find jeans that fits you, its true, almost imposible, and share the think of same way to star to hate jeans and wear skirt, how she said have hips, thighs, be tall and look good in your legs. And have big chest, i dont have hope and give up myself to wear male t-shirt. She speak frankly.

[@Stevonicus]

So Nerissa won't be getting a Canadian tuxedo for a future outfit

[@yumri4]

someone should get a sub goal to have her learn how to make a basic skirt. In short a basic skirt will remove most if not all of her lower body issues with clothing as she could just sew on the number, size and placement of pockets she wants. The design of the material would also be up to her just the DIY part means it might not be up to the quality of high quality store bought clothing but most likely will last longer than most girls clothing. Mostly as girl's clothing at least in the USA are not made to last but made to look pretty while the materials you can buy in crafting stores are made to last even if the same material.

[@TheHige42]

To suffer from success

[@JustDevon1]

Being 6ft in Japan is like being 7ft everywhere else

[@riskvideos]

The dairy and the bakery usually don't get properly accomodated in Asian countries.

[@xmixaplix]

Shes an Amazon in JP

[@rizallaros]

Well, there's a technology called a tailor.

[@rovidelarosa]

Was about to comment this. Why not go to a tailor to alter the jeans?

[@Shendue]

You're big in Japan You're big in Japan You're big in Japan It's when... You're big in Japan, then I'll sleep by your side all through the night Big in Japan, it's easy to be

[@ARHalden]

you mean the no pan nee san doesn't like pants? shocker

[@astrealove1]

She did claim to be XS at some point, that's not possible. She's at least a M size. And a US M is probably like a JP L or even XL.

[@broadbandislife]

Kayfabe talk, she was referring to "back in Hell" there. (She's one of the fairly few mems who seems to enjoy sticking to her lore; see also all the backstory for her family.) Not, y'know, actual real-world standards.

[@Souledex]

Nerissa's never bought comfortable jeans :(

[@saigonrider]

Girl you'd be surprised how wild men's Fashion can be lol

[@chefpengu6597]

She either wears normal pants or skirt only like Fauna

[@Ninjaguiden89]

Man, this makes me pretty jealous of cute and stylish girls clothing

[@ProfessionalShenheSimp]

Ngl i can't help but imagine the guy in japan holding themselves back As a guy i find pants that looks like jeans that can stretch

[@dannylo5875]

Actually. You win. I like the idea of a tall women who can pick up a guy like if it were nothing. 😂😆

[@davidecascapera987]

Cargo pants and crop tops ftw

[@Phobos11]

Ah, Nerissa learning about American vs Asian clothes sizes lol

[@NexusVFD]

Drawn by Asanagi irl

[@NoahRogers19980618]

Poor Nerissa-

[@Eeiiaane]

People seems to have forgotten the existence of Noel and Marine..

[@chrisdray5325]

this is the peak version of that Gray Scaling vid. just... cut it off...

[@PlushLordOfTheSeas]

lmao, what, wissa wears an XS in us sizes??? going by the gals I know who are xtra thicc fitting into anything smaller than XL or XXL is impossible simply due to boobas being smushed and stretching out the fabric.

[@broadbandislife]

She was referring to "Hell" there and lord knows what they mean whenever they talk in kayfabe...

[@antthefool7637]

Based Nerissa JEANS HATE, cargo supremacy

[@spencerredden6743]

All I'm hearing is that this woman is built like a Pixar mom.

[@NekoBride]

I love asian clothes, they have the style i love and want to wear but the sizes as mentioned are a joke for western people... I hate their sizes, but they have the cutest clothes, this is suffering, feel you Nerissa.

[@Bacontruffle]

As a dude who actually has a gyatt, 200% agree, good jeans are hard to find So I basically just stick with the one brand that actually has pants for people who have a butt but aren't fat

[@ChriSX13]

as a gymrat with thunder thighs and a perky gyatt that girls would envy, i understand the pain of trying to find pants that fit that are also not made of stretchy material