Sebastian Maniscalco Tried To Baptize His Jewish Baby | Netflix Is A Joke

[@debradonato7363]

His impression of his Dad is Hysterical💚🇮🇹♥️

[@Tamar-sz8ox]

I know right ? “ I gotta wooooooorrrrkkkk “ 😂😂😂

[@ladyofeverett]

What?! You think you’re a biggie shot??

[@teresazephrobsc7281]

I bet his Pops loves it.

[@donnascearce4270]

I laughed so hard😂

[@stephaniecampo954]

Absolutely HILARIOUS. I nearly peed myself. As a Jewish Italian parent I can relate to it all!!!

[@lynnkowalskie9311]

Just his mannerisms and facial gestures are hysterical!

[@Mr.WasNEVERunderstood]

Right lol he's my favorite comedian next to Joey Diaz

[@Laolu90]

you should check out Lee Evans!

[@alicedoors4826]

Check out Akaash Singh, you're welcome.

[@KL-co4mg]

Love him!🐰

[@RyanDo]

His facial expressions are everything

[@fabianpatrizio2865]

he's Italian, it figures :)

[@suziedo4156]

Yes 😂

[@rowanwood5397]

hmmm, no, not really, it his fully body spasmodically silly moves. fucking silly/epic. it's really not his facial expressions alone.

[@kaptn_kage]

@@rowanwood5397 thank you graciously for allowing us to attend your lecture. Mind blowing 10/10 Will never forget

[@sjw520]

He is hilarious! "Go get it!! I GOTTA WORK!!"

[@justinkehler4506]

Lmao!!

[@Native-Kitty]

“I figured I’d go to the death floor and find a priest giving last rites.” LOL!!!

[@esperanzapascacio6694]

It is priceless! A very common predicament about Jewish-Italian families!😂😂

[@howardharaway2259]

It's very rare that a human being can take life experiences and tell a crowd of people in a comical way their experiences like this guy . He is extremely talented.

[@rachelbyington463]

No matter how many times I watch this, it makes me laugh out loud. What a talented man. Also, he seems like such a genuinely nice person. Absolutely love, love, love Sebastian Maniscalco

[@cruisingmimi9319]

2.38 dancing around the stage singing “Everything’s a couple!” Dying of laughter

[@lizzierose007]

Haha...When I was a kid my Jewish friends hated not having Santa or a Christmas tree . So my mom invited them to all our festivities! I then celebrated Chanukah with them.

[@suzieparis6821]

Sweet♡

[@Shinobi33]

What you get for Chanukah?

[@etherealdeal1792]

That’s so nice, I was so grateful to be invited into the Christmas festivities by my friend/friend’s mom as a Jew kid

[@frankthetank1369]

Festivous for the rest of us.

[@nicolegeorge3704]

Are you gypsy?

[@friendsfreak]

The thing I really appreciate about Sebastian is that he never portrays his marriage as a burden or his wife as a drag. He seems like a great husband.

[@IsraelDFender]

Hence the 80 thumbs up you received and zero thumbs down. Cause you’re right and we all agree. He’s awesome!

[@IsraelDFender]

T.a t.a Ha! Nope, gave you a thumbs up keep looking lol

[@cUser691]

He’s respectful of his marriage and fatherhood .... cool

[@friendsfreak]

@@cUser691 Yeah, but the whole "marriage sucks" thing is low-hanging fruit for most comedians. Sebastian never goes there.

[@cUser691]

friendsfreak Right

[@rhythmfield]

The stage is Sebastian’s playground - he OWNS that stage for his stage time. Brilliant, honest - he’s instantly one of the greats!!

[@TheGodYouWishYouKnew]

Greg Burrows Instantly? He’s been doing this for like 20 years

[@rhythmfield]

TheGodYouWishYouKnew ThankGodIWillNeverMeetYourGod “instantly” refers to those of us who are only recently discovering Sebastian’s great comedy.

[@TheGodYouWishYouKnew]

Greg Burrows But I am your God. Can’t you read?

[@rhythmfield]

yep, we’re all having a challenge with the social distancing ... some more than others ...

[@rachelgrenadier3021]

He's no Richard Jeni.

[@starrfishhill]

Singing “we share the duties”!! 😂

[@txcowgirl83]

To the people who do NOT have children...This is comedy to a whole new level! *Gag sound* This guy knows how to deliver material, I tell you that.

[@dgeneeknapp3168]

My polish hubby spent a LOT of the first year gagging...the nose, the diaper, the barf. My pregnancy was high risk for me and the baby, but the first year of her life was high risk for his stomach.

[@annecohen8927]

We don’t get children without the marriage. Remember the concept ‘ Married with Children’? Love and Marriage, Love and Marriage goes together with a horse and a carriage. Oh brother, you can’t have one, without the other…… love and marriage. Is that how the lyrics usually goes?

[@a697ag]

My gran had me secretely baptised. My mom had been raised Russian Orthodox lite and converted to reformed Judaism when she married my Dad. Dad knew the whole time but never told her he knew. He referred to the baptism of his Jewish baby daughter as gran's "insurance policy". He loved his mother-in-law and called her mom and she adored him as well.

[@Historian212]

Reform Judaism, not reformed. Reformed is a church (Dutch Reformed).

[@Bob-ez6ie]

Hate to break it to you, but you can't get baptized to Christianity, once your Jewish, you always stay Jewish, no matter how many times you convert to other religions.

[@Ultrajamz]

@@Bob-ez6ie ethnically, but thats not what Grans worry was.

[@fenderbass3847]

Not so My friend... you are mistaken... you can be baptised as a Christian at ANY point in your life and LIVE as a Christian.. Sorry!

[@delledaye2035]

I can watch him over and over and still laugh 😂😂😂😂

[@LovelyStarship]

Never in my life have I gagged like this while watching a comedy bit

[@joshblank4579]

ericj305 you asked the question we 30 people couldn't... cheers

[@BigBoss7777777]

Probably shouldn't suck dick while watching comedy bits then

[@إنتحاري-ف2خ]

I don't need comedy to make you gag

[@LANGI902]

Walked right into that one 😅

[@MrMikegraham]

Jessica I read that as giggled...

[@sharonbre9347]

He is hysterical. So funny and physical.

[@roarthur5307]

Love Sabastian he is the funniest comedian of ALL TIMES..you make all of us Italians real PROUD. Keep up the funny. We love 💘 you

[@hlinfl9513]

I love how he takes our old school dysfunction and makes it relatable to everyone his age group. Hilarious! No wonder why we're so hard on the softies these days... the nap! Hilarious!

[@ronaldwolf2599]

The funniest guy on the planet.

[@Coleonbidnes]

Yes!!

[@RuanCowley]

I agree 100%. I am such a huge fan.

[@mariai9549]

@Lemmy Winks Bill Burr doesn't make me laugh at all. Sebastian does.

[@MsSanette16]

Yea next to bill burr

[@CarmenGarcia-bu3so]

Coming to Chicago soon dec 11 12👏👏

[@anthonyfigueroa2958]

My wife and I really enjoy watching Sebastian Maniscalco very much. We love the way he takes actual real life events and makes comedy out of it. So funny we can't wait to see him at the Bogata in Atlantic City in February. It's going to be a good time!!!

[@marcpags1048]

My mother said my father said same thing "You get him I gottta work !!!!"

[@bradcarpenter1881]

"Lil Kenny G playin" 😂

[@lastnamegordon3893]

“Go get it. I work” 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂 it’s so true hahahaha

[@jeanniefrank2002]

LOVE HIM!!!!I have not laughed so much in such a long time!!!GIFTED,this talented man!!!

[@acm9616]

THIS IS AS REAL AS IT GETS. HILARIOUS

[@stellamarie9339]

Anna markandan CHECK out Anthony Rodia

[@Happyman900]

I was gagging and smiling at the same time like wow , also "a tube up my daughter" he deserves a reward for that line

[@deborahdefelice8692]

He's the BEST ! I've been following him for around 10 years and I identify with everything hes says cause I'm Italian too I understand and relate to my own experiences like his Italian grandmother down in the basement " cranking out Lasanga" ! Friggin hilarious I sure would like to meet him someday!

[@jessicasmith7102]

I gagged when he gagged.

[@elizabethwinkelaar4071]

Yup

[@betheichenbaum9951]

I can so relate with my 4 now grown Jewish/Italian kids!

[@rosaazul88]

Them aspirators are GOLD!!!! Never caught any boogers in my mouth though lmfao ALWAYS put the filter 🤣😂

[@gibbytrowery9088]

This whole stand-up was one of the funniest I'v seen in a long time.

[@MARIANSCATLIFFE]

Sebastián owns it all kind of like how Sinatra owns the world we all just live in it thank God for his humor

[@themaggattack]

I remember his earlier routines talking about how he was so well groomed, so well dressed, and how ppl disgusted him, just by how they dressed. Now he's talking about sucking snot with one ball out. 🤣 A baby is the great equalizer. The things we do for love! (Gotta hand it to him though, he still dresses nicely to go out. And he helps with the baby. Much respect.)

[@theshadylady1982]

Yep... behind closed doors you can be balls out, bare feet and band aids. BUT... when you leave the house... you don't go as is. It's a process. A process many folks pass on these days. I TOTALLY relate to his shock at the 'flip flip' eww... or worse, a flip flop with band aids. Plural. Now add the sound of friction from the thighs rubbing together paired w the 'flip flop drag sound of the feet wearing foam shoes and failing to be lifted fully off the floor... this combination makes me sooo triggered. I just want to scream 'PICK YOUR FEET UP!' & 'aren't you embarrassed?' Inner thighs are smoking from the friction. They may just burst into flames... band aid is hanging by a thread. 🤦🏼‍♀️ No. No. No. Just no.

[@Nomadistar]

Agreed! Lol! My, how the mighty have fallen! :P

[@Nomadistar]

@@theshadylady1982 WTF did I just read? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@DinFL]

Love you Sebastian. Greatest comic. Respect!

[@olymolly3637]

The happy camper "duet" dance is totally unexpected lol

[@dianemancino2349]

He cracks me up hes the greatest especialy being italian like i am growing up old school like brings back great memeriores of my childhood like his because everything he tells u is true back in the day we r old fashion thats what makes him so unique n hilious

[@danf8047]

0:06 100% of my Italian-Canadian friends speak like that. I'm dying lol

[@kierrapittman859]

@Kabukichō Sebastian is from Chicago not New York.

[@displaychicken]

Kabukichō as a Canadian I can confirm that.

[@yoe91]

there are Italian-Canadians ?..

[@harryhanert5772]

yoe91 you have to be American to say this.

[@NickS-lz5vk]

@Maafa 1619 Yes, just like every frigin Canadian

[@brycebullard3619]

Sebastian's jokes are gold.

[@jamiestarr260]

“...left nut hanging out...” OMG! I can’t breathe! 🤣😂🤣😂

[@heathermetz6576]

2:05 “Everything is a duet! This is not how my father and mother worked it!”

[@brentcrude8153]

His wife is not up on stage with him. Evidently, not everything is a duet. Let's do the math: he does his job, that's 50%. Then he goes home and does half of her job, that's another 25%. I'm no Copernicus but it looks to me like their splitting this partnership 75/25. How can this be? Everybody knows that women work harder than men, right? Fish meet bicycle.

[@frankburns1895]

Brent Crude you’re not allowed to notice things like that

[@gabeman850]

@@brentcrude8153 dudeeeeeee it's a comedy routine not a dissertation. hes exaggerating thats what makes it funny you clown

[@brentcrude8153]

@@gabeman850 Some clowns are sad, Gabeman ...but I think you already know that. PS. Show your wife my comment, ...I bet she laughs.

[@Coleonbidnes]

@@brentcrude8153 ima bet., you're single?

[@kmurray8077]

I am crying with laughter. He is so funny.

[@sergeantchick2820]

Ok, so now I know why everything Sebastian says feels like he’s already family. I’m a Jewish woman and married an Italian man from a Baptist family. I’m not the only one!!

[@carolbenson6524]

Listening to you is just like going back in time listening to my family!!!🤣

[@IsraelDFender]

I remember those snot sucking days (x 3 kids) and just gagged while laughing lol

[@evedansdaughter]

Oh God. He should give us gaps between jokes. I’m in pain. What

[@thesweetprince]

hahaha yes!

[@anhapril]

One of the best in the business! He is so funny. Making my New Year’s 2021 so good.😀

[@margemargie9891]

you always make me laugh....thank you so much, Sebastian!

[@tld8630]

Sebastian and Kyle Dunnigan on my two favorite comedians they really know how to lighten the burden of life..!! ❤️

[@jimbort_de_breces]

Your part in "The Irishman"..........AMAZING!!

[@parispoet]

I am DYING!!! So hilarious...especially his facial expressions or when he does the father's voice!! " We share the duties!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Awsomegirl909]

He explains it so well I grew up Italian and yes it’s so freaking funny

[@christinaalexander1111]

The way he imitates his Dad 😂

[@waheedamohammed6989]

Yes that was my kids dad ,he never participated in at all,he would always not be around & he would be grumpy. My kids are all grown now& I get the love& pampering. Love it!!!! So blessed to have them.

[@deborahshah9536]

This made me remember babies not being able to blow their own noses but I never heard of the filter thing. Can't remember what we did but whatever, she turned out beautiful...

[@OWEEbree79]

I used that filter thing on both my daughters. It’s a wonderful product!

[@ameehleib17]

My Sister introduced us to him, THANK YOU SIS❣ Now our family is hooked on him. HE'S HILARIOUS!! 😂🤣😄🤣😁 Luv ya Sebastian🥰

[@robindemarco754]

me too.

[@rhondacampbell2592]

LMAO. . I could only listen to the snot routine. He's too good with the physical comedy.

[@lamontmelrose7640]

He says what EVERYONE is thinking sarcastically...his niche is genius!!

[@vickinoeske1154]

I can envision him roaming the halls of the hospital's Critical Care Unit looking for a Priest. LOL

[@teridebe]

He is so great , I just love him.....he has a great gift! Thank God he is Italian!!

[@LadylvGod]

He’s definitely right on!🙌🏻

[@jesseolson2160]

someone gave a spin board as a gift at the baby show. Just an arrow and it said dads turn moms turn. so we would spin it everytime our son woke up. actually pretty cool

[@yourenough3]

Speechlessly laughing my ass off ! Omg for real this is funny af🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣

[@elizabethnichols2284]

His description of a Nose Frida is hilarious 😆😆😆

[@MeganCordato1955]

I love how he mimics women’s voices

[@Gen_X_Rosey]

I watched the whole special on Netflix. It was hilarious! I bought three of his specials. Wish Netflix would put this one on DVD for when we CAN'T GET NETFLIX TO WORK!!!

[@MagaBeorch]

This guy is funny! 🤣😂🤣😂

[@lissu7462]

Sebastian is funny ..and so is Jim Gaffigan . My two favorites 💓

[@mcfrenchfry2196]

We share the duties 🏃‍♀️💃🕺 hahaha😂😂

[@lynb2039]

Dear Sebastian: Plz don't become a talk show host - America wd NEVER recover, losing out to your standups. IRREPLACEABLE

[@susanjaskulek4280]

My favorite skit is him attending future in laws passover dinner...so funny..

[@amore_93]

This guy is the bestt!!!! He is so my type of comedy

[@stellamarie9339]

Brazil 90 CHECK out Anthony Rodia

[@Chrisoula17]

He should have used a bulb syringe to aspirated the nose.

[@YPEFFLE]

He's talking about the nose freida, the snot does not go in your mouth!

[@Harrycat]

@@YPEFFLE If you lose the filter, it does! Not a funny experience

[@pamalojo]

Gagging and laughing at the same time. Ewww - lol

[@LyndaGFavorites]

Haha I can relate KosherNostra Piasano. 😂It’s all good. 😂

[@therealfullofgrace]

hes hysterical. its all so true!!

[@havvasalis1327]

😂😂 When I cried apparently my dad would get his pillow & then go back to sleep at the far end of the house 🤣🤣🤣

[@Irina_M1989]

He is very funny! Great comedian!

[@rudeboymon3177]

Hes been officially Yoko Ono'd hebrew style.

[@mikez4719]

I almost puked 😂😂

[@misslillian6687]

I always come in here and in 4 seconds I am laughing! I love the Navy Seals one going after Bin Laden! LOL

[@ShaneGibbs-o6k]

Absolutely awesome comedian.

[@signoresantinoburnett1169]

I saw this live. I made a mistake of smoking some Sativa prior. Holy fuck, I almost died of laughter.

[@tinadurski4717]

I watch over and over....love him

[@julianneg5051]

He is SO hilarious

[@Roushan83]

I like his jacket ❤️

[@perrierincalifornicatin5431]

Crazy Joey 😂😂

[@evg129]

He’s lucky it’s not a boy, what would he do with his parents by the circumcision

[@julialee143]

evg129 both Christians and Jewish people circumcise so I would asssume they could agree on that

[@robertamihokova6366]

@@julialee143 I think this is mostly American thing. We don't do that to boys in Europe unless they have some issues with the foreskin. Is everybody circumsized in America? And why? 😅

[@julialee143]

Roberta Mihokova no not everybody.. at one point it was religious for Jews and Christians followed suit? Ans also for sanitary reasons but And at this point it’s tradition I guess

[@egyptscott4801]

He has a son now so that's a great question.

[@ginacavallo6689]

You're are wonderful person and the great work you do! I enjoy, laughing !🎈💌🎉

[@robertmorton5809]

Totally relatable.

[@gayleash9712]

Do both. There ya go!

[@JesseJudah144]

A very funny man 😂

[@Cajungypsy682]

He's so good I was gagging on baby snot 😲🤣🤣🤣

[@davidmielnik5543]

hahah one beer to many and i would’ve thrown up listening to that

[@cheryldecgmail]

“You wanna kiss the baby?” “I GOTTA WORK!!!!”

[@Rhonda333]

I love Sebastian

[@camillebood4719]

I’m 100% Italian I can totally relate to this and it is hilarious

[@mayanandalall3580]

Sebastian lights up anyone's dull day... 💯%CLASS❣️👍

[@valerieain1995]

Freaking hilarious...I'm dying again!!!