Sebastian Maniscalco Tried To Baptize His Jewish Baby | Netflix Is A Joke

[@Native-Kitty]

“I figured I’d go to the death floor and find a priest giving last rites.” LOL!!!

[@friendsfreak]

The thing I really appreciate about Sebastian is that he never portrays his marriage as a burden or his wife as a drag. He seems like a great husband.

[@IsraellDFend]

Hence the 80 thumbs up you received and zero thumbs down. Cause you’re right and we all agree. He’s awesome!

[@IsraellDFend]

T.a t.a Ha! Nope, gave you a thumbs up keep looking lol

[@cUser691]

He’s respectful of his marriage and fatherhood .... cool

[@friendsfreak]

@@cUser691 Yeah, but the whole "marriage sucks" thing is low-hanging fruit for most comedians. Sebastian never goes there.

[@cUser691]

friendsfreak Right

[@sjw520]

He is hilarious! "Go get it!! I GOTTA WORK!!"

[@justinkehler4506]

Lmao!!

[@stephaniecampo954]

Absolutely HILARIOUS. I nearly peed myself. As a Jewish Italian parent I can relate to it all!!!

[@cruisingmimi9319]

2.38 dancing around the stage singing “Everything’s a couple!” Dying of laughter

[@debradonato7363]

His impression of his Dad is Hysterical💚🇮🇹♥️

[@Tamar-sz8ox]

I know right ? “ I gotta wooooooorrrrkkkk “ 😂😂😂

[@ladyofeverett]

What?! You think you’re a biggie shot??

[@teresazephrobsc7281]

I bet his Pops loves it.

[@donnascearce4270]

I laughed so hard😂

[@RyanDo]

His facial expressions are everything

[@NaturaBreeze]

he's Italian, it figures :)

[@suziedo4156]

Yes 😂

[@rowanwood5397]

hmmm, no, not really, it his fully body spasmodically silly moves. fucking silly/epic. it's really not his facial expressions alone.

[@kaptn_kage]

@@rowanwood5397 thank you graciously for allowing us to attend your lecture. Mind blowing 10/10 Will never forget

[@lynnkowalskie9311]

Just his mannerisms and facial gestures are hysterical!

[@43STEELERS43]

Right lol he's my favorite comedian next to Joey Diaz

[@Laolu90]

you should check out Lee Evans!

[@alicedoors4826]

Check out Akaash Singh, you're welcome.

[@KL-co4mg]

Love him!🐰

[@esperanzapascacio6694]

It is priceless! A very common predicament about Jewish-Italian families!😂😂

[@howardharaway2259]

It's very rare that a human being can take life experiences and tell a crowd of people in a comical way their experiences like this guy . He is extremely talented.

[@rachelbyington463]

No matter how many times I watch this, it makes me laugh out loud. What a talented man. Also, he seems like such a genuinely nice person. Absolutely love, love, love Sebastian Maniscalco

[@lizzierose007]

Haha...When I was a kid my Jewish friends hated not having Santa or a Christmas tree . So my mom invited them to all our festivities! I then celebrated Chanukah with them.

[@suzieparis6821]

Sweet♡

[@Shinobi33]

What you get for Chanukah?

[@etherealdeal1792]

That’s so nice, I was so grateful to be invited into the Christmas festivities by my friend/friend’s mom as a Jew kid

[@frankthetank1369]

Festivous for the rest of us.

[@nicolegeorge3704]

Are you gypsy?

[@starrfishhill]

Singing “we share the duties”!! 😂

[@rhythmfield]

The stage is Sebastian’s playground - he OWNS that stage for his stage time. Brilliant, honest - he’s instantly one of the greats!!

[@TheGodYouWishYouKnew]

Greg Burrows Instantly? He’s been doing this for like 20 years

[@rhythmfield]

TheGodYouWishYouKnew ThankGodIWillNeverMeetYourGod “instantly” refers to those of us who are only recently discovering Sebastian’s great comedy.

[@TheGodYouWishYouKnew]

Greg Burrows But I am your God. Can’t you read?

[@rhythmfield]

yep, we’re all having a challenge with the social distancing ... some more than others ...

[@rachelgrenadier3021]

He's no Richard Jeni.

[@a697ag]

My gran had me secretely baptised. My mom had been raised Russian Orthodox lite and converted to reformed Judaism when she married my Dad. Dad knew the whole time but never told her he knew. He referred to the baptism of his Jewish baby daughter as gran's "insurance policy". He loved his mother-in-law and called her mom and she adored him as well.

[@Historian212]

Reform Judaism, not reformed. Reformed is a church (Dutch Reformed).

[@Bob-ez6ie]

Hate to break it to you, but you can't get baptized to Christianity, once your Jewish, you always stay Jewish, no matter how many times you convert to other religions.

[@Ultrajamz]

@@Bob-ez6ie ethnically, but thats not what Grans worry was.

[@fenderbass3847]

Not so My friend... you are mistaken... you can be baptised as a Christian at ANY point in your life and LIVE as a Christian.. Sorry!

[@txcowgirl83]

To the people who do NOT have children...This is comedy to a whole new level! *Gag sound* This guy knows how to deliver material, I tell you that.

[@dgeneeknapp3168]

My polish hubby spent a LOT of the first year gagging...the nose, the diaper, the barf. My pregnancy was high risk for me and the baby, but the first year of her life was high risk for his stomach.

[@annecohen8927]

We don’t get children without the marriage. Remember the concept ‘ Married with Children’? Love and Marriage, Love and Marriage goes together with a horse and a carriage. Oh brother, you can’t have one, without the other…… love and marriage. Is that how the lyrics usually goes?

[@LovelyStarship]

Never in my life have I gagged like this while watching a comedy bit

[@joshblank4579]

ericj305 you asked the question we 30 people couldn't... cheers

[@BigBoss7777777]

Probably shouldn't suck dick while watching comedy bits then

[@إنتحاري-ف2خ]

I don't need comedy to make you gag

[@LANGI902]

Walked right into that one 😅

[@MrMikegraham]

Jessica I read that as giggled...

[@ronaldwolf2599]

The funniest guy on the planet.

[@Coleonbidnes]

Yes!!

[@RuanCowley]

I agree 100%. I am such a huge fan.

[@mariai9549]

@Lemmy Winks Bill Burr doesn't make me laugh at all. Sebastian does.

[@MsSanette16]

Yea next to bill burr

[@CarmenGarcia-bu3so]

Coming to Chicago soon dec 11 12👏👏

[@hlinfl9513]

I love how he takes our old school dysfunction and makes it relatable to everyone his age group. Hilarious! No wonder why we're so hard on the softies these days... the nap! Hilarious!

[@roarthur5307]

Love Sabastian he is the funniest comedian of ALL TIMES..you make all of us Italians real PROUD. Keep up the funny. We love 💘 you

[@bradcarpenter1881]

"Lil Kenny G playin" 😂

[@sharonbre9347]

He is hysterical. So funny and physical.

[@delledaye2035]

I can watch him over and over and still laugh 😂😂😂😂

[@anthonyfigueroa2958]

My wife and I really enjoy watching Sebastian Maniscalco very much. We love the way he takes actual real life events and makes comedy out of it. So funny we can't wait to see him at the Bogata in Atlantic City in February. It's going to be a good time!!!

[@lastnamegordon3893]

“Go get it. I work” 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂 it’s so true hahahaha

[@marcpags1048]

My mother said my father said same thing "You get him I gottta work !!!!"

[@acm9616]

THIS IS AS REAL AS IT GETS. HILARIOUS

[@stellamarie9339]

Anna markandan CHECK out Anthony Rodia

[@MARIANSCATLIFFE]

Sebastián owns it all kind of like how Sinatra owns the world we all just live in it thank God for his humor

[@jeanniefrank2002]

LOVE HIM!!!!I have not laughed so much in such a long time!!!GIFTED,this talented man!!!

[@jessicasmith7102]

I gagged when he gagged.

[@elizabethwinkelaar4071]

Yup

[@danf8047]

0:06 100% of my Italian-Canadian friends speak like that. I'm dying lol

[@kierrapittman859]

@Kabukichō Sebastian is from Chicago not New York.

[@displaychicken]

Kabukichō as a Canadian I can confirm that.

[@yoe91]

there are Italian-Canadians ?..

[@harryhanert5772]

yoe91 you have to be American to say this.

[@NickS-lz5vk]

@Maafa 1619 Yes, just like every frigin Canadian

[@sergeantchick2820]

Ok, so now I know why everything Sebastian says feels like he’s already family. I’m a Jewish woman and married an Italian man from a Baptist family. I’m not the only one!!

[@heathermetz6576]

2:05 “Everything is a duet! This is not how my father and mother worked it!”

[@brentcrude8153]

His wife is not up on stage with him. Evidently, not everything is a duet. Let's do the math: he does his job, that's 50%. Then he goes home and does half of her job, that's another 25%. I'm no Copernicus but it looks to me like their splitting this partnership 75/25. How can this be? Everybody knows that women work harder than men, right? Fish meet bicycle.

[@frankburns1895]

Brent Crude you’re not allowed to notice things like that

[@gabeman850]

@@brentcrude8153 dudeeeeeee it's a comedy routine not a dissertation. hes exaggerating thats what makes it funny you clown

[@brentcrude8153]

@@gabeman850 Some clowns are sad, Gabeman ...but I think you already know that. PS. Show your wife my comment, ...I bet she laughs.

[@Coleonbidnes]

@@brentcrude8153 ima bet., you're single?

[@MaggieRosethe6ix]

I was very depressed tonight. I dropped my mom and her friends off at the bar and came back home. She wanted me to get ready and join her down there to dance. I normally do anything my mom asks me to do no matter what. We live together. She is 81 and I’m 53. I’m also 5 years sober. Normally, going to a bar to hear a band doesn’t bother me. I work a strong program. But the last couple of weeks I’ve been feeling off. I’ve been single by choice a long time now and I’m starting to get lonely. A couple of times after my home group this week passing the bar I see the parking lot full and a thought ran through my head to just go in and hear the band…. By myself…. Not a good choice. So I knew in my gut not to go tonight. So I was sitting here feeling sorry for myself and I saw this video. So happy I started watching it. Feel much better

[@olymolly3637]

The happy camper "duet" dance is totally unexpected lol

[@rosaazul88]

Them aspirators are GOLD!!!! Never caught any boogers in my mouth though lmfao ALWAYS put the filter 🤣😂

[@Happyman900]

I was gagging and smiling at the same time like wow , also "a tube up my daughter" he deserves a reward for that line

[@gibbytrowery9088]

This whole stand-up was one of the funniest I'v seen in a long time.

[@jamiestarr260]

“...left nut hanging out...” OMG! I can’t breathe! 🤣😂🤣😂

[@deborahdefelice8692]

He's the BEST ! I've been following him for around 10 years and I identify with everything hes says cause I'm Italian too I understand and relate to my own experiences like his Italian grandmother down in the basement " cranking out Lasanga" ! Friggin hilarious I sure would like to meet him someday!

[@brycebullard3619]

Sebastian's jokes are gold.

[@betheichenbaum9951]

I can so relate with my 4 now grown Jewish/Italian kids!

[@christinaalexander1111]

The way he imitates his Dad 😂

[@Sam-ef3bj]

I'm Jewish. Grew up with Italian guys and Jewish guys. And we literally had two guys who were half Italian and half Jewish. So many similarities. Food for one. One of the Italian guys...his mom would make me this manicotti...just out of this world. One time she gave me some, but refused to give her own son some. He said, "Ma, what gives?" She said..."your friend...Sam, there, he got straight A's on his report card, so he gets my manicotti. When you get straight A's, I'll let you have some. "

[@lamontmelrose7640]

He says what EVERYONE is thinking sarcastically...his niche is genius!!

[@vickinoeske1154]

I can envision him roaming the halls of the hospital's Critical Care Unit looking for a Priest. LOL

[@parispoet]

I am DYING!!! So hilarious...especially his facial expressions or when he does the father's voice!! " We share the duties!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kmurray8077]

I am crying with laughter. He is so funny.

[@BecauseOfHim1111]

Love you Sebastian. Greatest comic. Respect!

[@themaggattack]

I remember his earlier routines talking about how he was so well groomed, so well dressed, and how ppl disgusted him, just by how they dressed. Now he's talking about sucking snot with one ball out. 🤣 A baby is the great equalizer. The things we do for love! (Gotta hand it to him though, he still dresses nicely to go out. And he helps with the baby. Much respect.)

[@theshadylady1982]

Yep... behind closed doors you can be balls out, bare feet and band aids. BUT... when you leave the house... you don't go as is. It's a process. A process many folks pass on these days. I TOTALLY relate to his shock at the 'flip flip' eww... or worse, a flip flop with band aids. Plural. Now add the sound of friction from the thighs rubbing together paired w the 'flip flop drag sound of the feet wearing foam shoes and failing to be lifted fully off the floor... this combination makes me sooo triggered. I just want to scream 'PICK YOUR FEET UP!' & 'aren't you embarrassed?' Inner thighs are smoking from the friction. They may just burst into flames... band aid is hanging by a thread. 🤦🏼‍♀️ No. No. No. Just no.

[@Nomadistar]

Agreed! Lol! My, how the mighty have fallen! :P

[@Nomadistar]

@@theshadylady1982 WTF did I just read? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@IsraellDFend]

I remember those snot sucking days (x 3 kids) and just gagged while laughing lol

[@margemargie9891]

you always make me laugh....thank you so much, Sebastian!

[@dianemancino2349]

He cracks me up hes the greatest especialy being italian like i am growing up old school like brings back great memeriores of my childhood like his because everything he tells u is true back in the day we r old fashion thats what makes him so unique n hilious

[@carolbenson6524]

Listening to you is just like going back in time listening to my family!!!🤣

[@rhondacampbell2592]

LMAO. . I could only listen to the snot routine. He's too good with the physical comedy.

[@waheedamohammed6989]

Yes that was my kids dad ,he never participated in at all,he would always not be around & he would be grumpy. My kids are all grown now& I get the love& pampering. Love it!!!! So blessed to have them.

[@tld8630]

Sebastian and Kyle Dunnigan on my two favorite comedians they really know how to lighten the burden of life..!! ❤️

[@evedansdaughter]

Oh God. He should give us gaps between jokes. I’m in pain. What

[@thesweetprince]

hahaha yes!

[@jimbort_de_breces]

Your part in "The Irishman"..........AMAZING!!

[@anhapril]

One of the best in the business! He is so funny. Making my New Year’s 2021 so good.😀

[@teridebe]

He is so great , I just love him.....he has a great gift! Thank God he is Italian!!

[@elizabethnichols2284]

His description of a Nose Frida is hilarious 😆😆😆

[@deborahshah9536]

This made me remember babies not being able to blow their own noses but I never heard of the filter thing. Can't remember what we did but whatever, she turned out beautiful...

[@Bree_970]

I used that filter thing on both my daughters. It’s a wonderful product!

[@Awsomegirl909]

He explains it so well I grew up Italian and yes it’s so freaking funny

[@MagaBeorch]

This guy is funny! 🤣😂🤣😂

[@ameehleib17]

My Sister introduced us to him, THANK YOU SIS❣ Now our family is hooked on him. HE'S HILARIOUS!! 😂🤣😄🤣😁 Luv ya Sebastian🥰

[@robindemarco754]

me too.

[@Chrisoula17]

He should have used a bulb syringe to aspirated the nose.

[@YPEFFLE]

He's talking about the nose freida, the snot does not go in your mouth!

[@Harrycat]

@@YPEFFLE If you lose the filter, it does! Not a funny experience

[@jesseolson2160]

someone gave a spin board as a gift at the baby show. Just an arrow and it said dads turn moms turn. so we would spin it everytime our son woke up. actually pretty cool

[@LadylvGod]

He’s definitely right on!🙌🏻

[@mcfrenchfry2196]

We share the duties 🏃‍♀️💃🕺 hahaha😂😂

[@lynb2039]

Dear Sebastian: Plz don't become a talk show host - America wd NEVER recover, losing out to your standups. IRREPLACEABLE

[@susanjaskulek4280]

My favorite skit is him attending future in laws passover dinner...so funny..

[@Gen_X_Rosey]

I watched the whole special on Netflix. It was hilarious! I bought three of his specials. Wish Netflix would put this one on DVD for when we CAN'T GET NETFLIX TO WORK!!!

[@pamalojo]

Gagging and laughing at the same time. Ewww - lol

[@havvasalis1327]

😂😂 When I cried apparently my dad would get his pillow & then go back to sleep at the far end of the house 🤣🤣🤣

[@lissu7462]

Sebastian is funny ..and so is Jim Gaffigan . My two favorites 💓

[@yourenough3]

Speechlessly laughing my ass off ! Omg for real this is funny af🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣

[@cheryldecgmail]

“You wanna kiss the baby?” “I GOTTA WORK!!!!”

[@ShaneGibbs-o6k]

Absolutely awesome comedian.

[@amore_93]

This guy is the bestt!!!! He is so my type of comedy

[@stellamarie9339]

Brazil 90 CHECK out Anthony Rodia

[@LyndaGFavorites]

Haha I can relate KosherNostra Piasano. 😂It’s all good. 😂

[@therealfullofgrace]

hes hysterical. its all so true!!

[@ginacavallo6689]

You're are wonderful person and the great work you do! I enjoy, laughing !🎈💌🎉

[@mikez4719]

I almost puked 😂😂

[@Irina_M1989]

He is very funny! Great comedian!

[@rudeboymon3177]

Hes been officially Yoko Ono'd hebrew style.

[@tinadurski4717]

I watch over and over....love him

[@julianneg5051]

He is SO hilarious

[@misslillian6687]

I always come in here and in 4 seconds I am laughing! I love the Navy Seals one going after Bin Laden! LOL

[@JesseJudah144]

A very funny man 😂

[@SirParcifal]

I work 60 hours a week - so my wife gets the baby and if she's sick, or needs help I'm there. However, my wife gets to lack back down with the baby, and I have to leave for work at 5 am. So we are in agreement for the most part, who does what, because she's a stay at home mom.

[@perrierincalifornicatin5431]

Crazy Joey 😂😂

[@radhiadeedou8286]

My husband and I did the duet thing for the first weeks until we realized how exhausting it is

[@oliviamae3281]

What happened after that?.

[@craigmcvay2229]

One of the top comedians in my opinion

[@Roushan83]

I like his jacket ❤️

[@robertmorton5809]

Totally relatable.

[@MeganCordato1955]

I love how he mimics women’s voices

[@dr.c.c.1671]

HILARIOUS!!!!! As usual. ; )

[@Cajungypsy682]

He's so good I was gagging on baby snot 😲🤣🤣🤣

[@danielleschiazza6172]

Jewish and Italian, she is probably a beautiful baby girl. The dark hair and and olive complexion and the sultry brown eyes 😍 my kids are Italian and Sicilian as well from my side and Costa Rican and Puerto Rican from their fathers side and they are gorgeous.

[@Historian212]

Lots of European Jews have light skin, eyes, and/or hair. No way to know how the baby turned out.

[@PodcastCentral333]

@@Historian212European Jews are genetically Mediterranean, most non mixed ones look very similar to Greeks Lebanese and italians

[@signoresantinoburnett1169]

I saw this live. I made a mistake of smoking some Sativa prior. Holy fuck, I almost died of laughter.