WATCHING EVERY TWILIGHT MOVIE FOR THE FIRST TIME

[@netflixpartyy]

carlisle is a dilf.

[@Simp4WayTooManyFictionalMen]

100% agree

[@mmmahh9056]

He's like centuries old. He's more like a gilf by now than a dilf. Still would date him though 👌

[@megansstallion818]

​@@mmmahh9056 I thought I was the only one who fw him 😭 everybody else called me crazy

[@Hxnnx23]

Fr hottest character in the movies👀

[@calcifer8290]

im in love with him. not an exaggeration.

[@kaeva3825]

"It's the skin of someone who shops at Sephora..." Got me on the floor lmaoo

[@mae1062]

I was looking for this comment 😂

[@sashatiana-alize6186]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@aleta_lundell]

9:36 for anyone who wants to know🤣

[@LadyOfCrowns]

I texted this to my sister - a huge fan of twilight at the time - and she blocked me 😂

[@LogicReadings]

😂😂😂

[@popsandmoo9703]

this franchise is the epitome of ‘its so bad it’s good’ and the wigs and face paint in this movie are the real crimes💀

[@lillianawad5976]

man...this is so true... but this is the perfect for this to be uploaded lol- its raining and foggy please-

[@dianak6319]

Nah, the real crime is the CGI baby 💀

[@lillianawad5976]

@@dianak6319 PLEASE- im crying

[@reshell7338]

Honestly, but this was a cultural reset so we can forgive them

[@netflixpartyy]

no bc why is it so frustrating but fun to watch at the same time 😭

[@chicken-hw6pc]

I got a feeling the author made Jacob suddenly change and be an asshole because she realized he was wayy better for her than Edward by the end of the first book/movie

[@bambuu_]

THIS! So much lol Jacob clearly treats her better overall up to that point, specially on the first half of New Moon when she needs a friend but then the author decided to make him a jerk and act like a 12 year old for no reason.

[@netflixpartyy]

they ruined his character for no reason

[@cryingline9697]

@@bambuu_ which really sucks cuz hes named Jacob after the authors own brother like lmao id be fighting my sister if she made the character named after me a pedo!

[@leahscontemporary]

That's a lie and I wish yall would stop spouting that everywhere yall go. Edward is an asshole from the beginning but nobody had a problem with that. As soon as Jacob becomes a central character and has reasons for getting mad(that Stephenie Meyer has to repeat over and over) you say it's some bias from the author. TUH!

[@chicken-hw6pc]

@@leahscontemporary He does have reasons but the execution of it is horrible AND who said i didn't have a problem with Edward

[@daniellerrrrrrrrr]

"I just realised the main PROBLEM of twilight: Edward courts Bella the same way that Batman terrifies criminals💀"- Alan Seawright, Cinema Therapy

[@plottwistshappen]

PLS U CAME FOR THE THROAT 💀

[@blooms454]

What makes this funnier is Robert Patterson being the new Batman rianekamqkendj

[@-ana-9737]

​@@blooms454omg yes🤣🤣

[@sluggish7956]

Cinema Therapy said the same thing

[@nataliawashington872]

You’d think he’d be more gentlemanly given what time period he comes form 💀 😂

[@genevievehebert-carr5047]

“Girl can you get some hobbies or something” is the greatest line! This entire movie series could have been avoided if Bella just knitted or something. But then we wouldn’t have this amazing commentary! 😂

[@martinjames6431]

Amazing is a push, I found it tired after the first movie and tuned out but it is still way above average. Bella does have a hobby, she likes hitting people. Jacob, Paul,, I mean Paul FFS he just sniggered at a joke and the little bitch hit him? She is way to comfortable hiding behind being a girl and assaulting people. Paul should have just had her charged with felony assault, Bella problem solved.

[@sashatiana-alize6186]

😂😂😂

[@LouShirley]

She'd take up embroidery or something, but it would all just be, "Mrs Edward Cullen" or various scenes of her becoming a vampire, and then accidentally on purpose, leaving it out for Edward to see

[@my2worlddss]

@@martinjames6431 you actually need help.

[@qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm3093]

@@martinjames6431 dude... Jacob kissed her when she TOLD him she didn't like him that way... and need I remind you she had to pay for the consequences of defending herself by breaking her hand. She was justified in hitting him. Idk about Paul tho. But you can't take just one proper example and say that Bella just goes around assaulting people, lol

[@teenagedirtbag4823]

bella just had zero personality 😭 her entire personality solely depended on edward existing. it was also so unrealistic how tons of people wanted to be friends with her even though she's literally devoid of any kind of emotion towards any of them. yet she feels so much for the people who aren't human liiike 😭

[@jonatanleandoer127]

def! w jacob she had so much more personality, she has a little more in general in the books, so id recommend them if you havent read them! i also feel like the last part of your sentence is true because shes always felt out of place, in AZ she was super pale, in Forks she felt like a freak ( a new shiny toy ) and im assuming thats why she liked the cullens so much!

[@waffles658]

She was such a inserted character where she’s so bland she may as well be y/n in a bad wattpadd bc lets be honest she’s just a place holder character 😭

[@netflixpartyy]

@@jonatanleandoer127i need to give the books a chance

[@jonatanleandoer127]

@@netflixpartyy please do!! shes much more sarcastic in the books lol

[@realestsienna]

not really that unrealistic lmfaoo. i know a lot of people that are interested in the most boring humans alive, because of their looks. that’s rlly all they care about lol.

[@hanalamba9557]

Bro this whole saga is just Bella begging Edward to turn her into a vampire 😂

[@netflixpartyy]

she would NOT let it go 😭

[@vanillakilla64]

She really said “you guys are in a constant state of existential and eternal misery? Where do I sign up?🙂”

[@hanalamba9557]

@@netflixpartyy fr like Edward and Jacob should date each other atp like they have may more in common 😂

[@hanalamba9557]

@@vanillakilla64 not him literally telling her no for 4 movies straight

[@m.josena4485]

And her being horny 😭

[@khaotikat9012]

the funniest part is how the actors themselves hate the movies themselves

[@netflixpartyy]

they’re twilight’s biggest haters fr

[@leahscontemporary]

By actors you mean just Robert

[@miri3182]

@@leahscontemporary And Anna Kendrick

[@leahscontemporary]

@@miri3182 she was never a main character

[@miri3182]

@@leahscontemporary She didnt say main character she said actors and yes Anna Kendrick was in 4 of the 5 movies so yeah she is still a relevant side character

[@chattycatty3336]

47:12 can we talk about how edward said "if you ever touch her AGAINST HER WILL again" he wasnt even angry about the kiss really just that jacob forced himself onto bella " lemme give you a clue, wait for her to say the words." Damn you tell him 😂

[@netflixpartyy]

he fr ate i was immediately converted to team edward

[@thescarIetbitch]

yeah he’s like “you can fuck my girl but only if she days so”

[@erikperhs_]

Nothing hotter than Edward saying to Jacob basically "if Bella wants you, I would completely respect it because it's her decision". Like, Jacob was trying so hard to make him jealous and he was 100% sure Bella loved him and wouldn't choose anyone else.

[@nataliawashington872]

Right! That’s what got on my nerves was how Jacob did not respect Bella’s decision one bit, forcibly kissed her and then threw a temper tantrum because Bella and Edward were engaged and threatened to go out and get himself killed because of it which forced Bella to kiss him and then was like “I wish our first kiss was like that” bruh she forced herself to kiss you so you wouldn’t die! Bella: I want to be with him (Edward) Jacob: no you don’t A majority of the movies of the love triangle was just Jacob telling Bella she didn’t know what she wanted, she knew-YOU just can’t accept that

[@Itzezyyyy]

They were both toxic and controlling tbh but yes that’s why it’s always been him and it’s only ever been him

[@fadimoroka3033]

Honestly her saying “maybe that’s why they kicked me out” at the Arizona joke made me chuckle💀

[@netflixpartyy]

it’s her and edward’s dry humor for me 😭

[@waffles658]

I cackled at the poor, awkward delivery tbh 💀💀

[@martinjames6431]

@@waffles658 And walking hardon Mike Newtons way OTT response as if she had just won the Palm d'Or at Cannes

[@lunarialoonatic]

Her delivery was so awkward that I’m sure everybody was giving her a pity laugh bc aint no way

[@your-door-is-unlocked]

@@martinjames6431 That man is tryin too hard 💀

[@chelseaalwell6443]

The actors being embarrassed that they did this movie makes it even funnier

[@martinjames6431]

Ashley Green was in CBGB. I loved that flick

[@MaureenLongoriaTheOneAndOnly]

No bc Anna Kendrick literally forgot she was in them 😭😂

[@LeaveMeAlone3-c5b]

I WOULD BE TOO😭✋

[@zeebeereactions]

at 10:48 when sis tells Jasper to breathe I laughed and was like "Girl if he breathes bella gon' become a damn happy meal"🤣

[@TarCarNey]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hologr4mgf]

i’m. it sure if they do “breathe” in breaking dawn part 2, alice tells bella to lift her shoulders here and there as if she were breathing before she interacted with charlie

[@rosecoloredbby]

The high school graduation scene is so funny, because in a recent interview Anna Kendrick admitted she had no idea wtf she was doing

[@donnar.5325]

anna had said multiple times (that infamous tweet) that she forgets often that she was in these movies

[@Erasureeraser]

To be fair, I often forgot that Anna was in these movies. The fact that her character was just a human makes it incredibly forgettable 😂

[@cindynguyen5661]

The werewolf beef with the Cullens is because the close proximity to vampires is what activates the change in them. If the there were no vampires around then they would stay human. Jacob gets pissed off in New Moon when he realizes that even though the Cullens left Forks he still turned because Laurent and Victoria were still snooping around.

[@kad559]

In the books that kinda made me mad. Like, all of them were having their lives ruined because the Cullens wouldn't leave. That's some pretty justified anger if you ask me.

[@netflixpartyy]

Thank you guys so much for explaining!!

[@cindynguyen5661]

@@kad559 especially Sam. He was the first to change moment the Cullens moved back to Forks. Out of all the werewolves, he got screwed over the most by the Cullens.

[@cindynguyen5661]

@@netflixpartyy the newborn vampires being stronger than the Cullens is also due to their diet and physiology. The Cullens are basically anemic vegans in universe. The newborns have a “healthy” diet of human blood and also have leftover human blood in them which gives them an edge over the Cullens. The Cullens have age, experience, and their powers but are ultimately unhealthy compared to the newborns.

[@BabyGirlTiny]

@@cindynguyen5661 no the reason newborns are stronger is because they still have human blood in them. Or something like that. Bella never drank human blood as a newborn and was still stronger than Emmett

[@alexis-marie_9920]

twilight soundtrack deserves an oscar tho

[@netflixpartyy]

it’s so good

[@stares_mthrfckrly]

Especially for Paramore, Decode is the shit to this day.

[@jinantarabay]

Facts.

[@martinjames6431]

Bellas Lullaby is awesome

[@princessloveheartglitter]

Oscars is for acting did you mean grammys

[@roackyroad585crunch8]

Nobody hates Twilight more than its own Fandom 😂

[@netflixpartyy]

i need to read the books so i can join 😌

[@marie6817]

And Robert Pattinson 😂😂

[@joesquinn9517]

Gurl, Robert Pattinson hates twilight more than any of us💀

[@kyrcamille9106]

fr

[@1tim3_JB]

💯 but it has a special place in my heart

[@erikperhs_]

Edward lived 100 years being able to read everyone's minds, so he always knew what to say. He had THE BEST social skills ever. The problem is: he can't read Bella's mind. He has to communicate like humans with her, without knowing what she's thinking. The result is him being all awkward and messy, which I think is very cute 😅

[@moquilla1]

I didn’t think about it this way, thanks!

[@lunarialoonatic]

I actually didn’t think of this tbh. It makes his character less creepy tbh 😭

[@Robloxgamer-f9i]

Really?ok whatever I guess..

[@gabrielleimpagliazzo7874]

“This is the skin of a killer” … “na that’s the skin of someone who shops at Sephora” … that line took me tf out 😂😂😂

[@kevin04230]

I think the main reason all the vampires were attracted towards bella was because was supposedly special. She was the only human they’ve encountered who was immune to vampire powers. That’s why edward was so infatuated with her because she was the only person he’s found who’s mind was not accessible to him. I think the movies just do a really poor job of portraying that

[@netflixpartyy]

I wish they had made that point more central!

[@nakhiahodges]

*also to your point, she does actually have blood that smells "better" than usual

[@BabyGirlTiny]

She’s not even immune to vampire powers because Jasper is able to alter her emotions and Alice can tell her future.

[@divinelangene6813]

Supposedly😂😂😂😂

[@bethanychatman9531]

It doesn't explain the humans tho 😂😂 she's so damn bland

[@kenkin5863]

i made my stepmom watch the first two movies with me and i can say it was an amazing experience to force someone to go through what i went through.

[@netflixpartyy]

PLS.

[@levi3186]

Bro i wish i had a step mom

[@mmmahh9056]

Raise your hand if you think Charlie should have been the main character 🙋‍♂️

[@bearandthings4807]

Hand is raised 😂

[@netflixpartyy]

🙋🏾‍♀️

[@Isabella-kt4xu]

🙋🏼‍♀️ x100000000

[@trinaq]

Yes, Charlie was the only character with even half of a brain cell to rub together!

[@shyloart]

🙋🏽‍♀️

[@TheHestya]

I think Twilight is such a weird phenomenon. It is very close to the books, like they really did amazingly to film it and keep it the same. But then at the same time they just took out all the inner monologue (which is like most of the books if I remember right), and as a result instead of inner monologuing during those moments when people look at each other and this or that happens, it's just silent staring, no explanation. It makes it SO much weirder than the books tbh. Because I feel like there's a lot more explained in the books. Like when she enters the classroom and he makes a face as if he's constipated. It's her smell that does it, it overwhelms him and he doesn't know if he can control himself because he's never experienced it. They kept the reaction in the film, but gave it zero explanation. So it just looks weird and he looks even weirder than he is in the books. I sometimes can't believe I liked those books as a teen.

[@erikperhs_]

Bella is an introvert, which means 90% of her personality is in her internal monologue. She has opinions about everything and everyone, she's interested, she's curious, she's VERY intelligent. She never ONCE loved Jacob romantically, she always felt out of place which is the main reason why she thinks she's meant to be a vampire. All of these things are not in the movies! They should have a lot more narration throughout all of the movies.

[@TheHestya]

@@erikperhs_ I think the same thing, they could have saved it all by just adding her as a narrator mentioning this and that as the film goes along.

[@erikperhs_]

@@isabellapierre5977 it still infuriates me that Edward's eyes are not golden during their wedding scene btw. Also, the vampires stopped sparkling! It would be awesome if they casually sparkled some times and Bella was already used to it. The whole honeymoon sequence could have been way more original if that detail was added.

[@martinjames6431]

Thats a really good point

[@AdoraBangles]

Edward did say why he made that face at Bella tho… when he said that he wanted to kill Bella when he first saw her.

[@krazykittin7455]

New moon is high key the best twilight movie it’s got the best soundtrack, It makes me feel the most emotions. Honestly you can’t go wrong there.

[@emilymeyers6069]

Frrr for some reason no one likes it but it’s my second fav

[@IRisewiththeSon]

Same

[@nikoguarro]

Edward doesn't have social skills because he is used to just passively listen to all peoples thoughts all the time. Bella is probably the first person with which he had to interact to get to know.

[@erikperhs_]

He talks a lot about that in Midnight Sun. He was literally freaking out everytime he had to talk to her because he had no idea of what to say lol it's very cute

[@SilencedTides]

interesting theory

[@erikperhs_]

@@SilencedTides it's not a theory, it's canon haha

[@martinjames6431]

@@erikperhs_ Whether it is or not, that book is, no question the most boring self involved pony I ever read. The other books are not exactly great but they are fucking Graham Greene meets Orwell in comparison to Midnight Sun. While I was reading it my wife got diagnosed with terminal cancer. I never picked it up again as I know more than ever life is very finite and to spend it reading a would-be teenagers diary of self-absorption is two fingers to the gift of existance. Now on I read stuff I like, where I used to read because it was zeitgeist.

[@erikperhs_]

@@martinjames6431 Well, that's your opinion. I think Midnight Sun is the best book out of all of them. I love seeing things from an immortal perspective, I love that we don't gloss over how dangerous this is for Bella, I love to see a vulnerable and happy Edward instead of the mysterious guy we are used to.

[@doomedchrysalis]

BELLA WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN LOCA

[@netflixpartyy]

WHY DID HE SAY THAT 😭

[@Chaos6457]

I was in hot topic the other day and they had a "where the hell have you been loca" shirt. When I tell you I *died* 😂

[@jonatanleandoer127]

growing up is literally becoming team carlisle

[@netflixpartyy]

he ate

[@jinphany.]

I only watch the series for him

[@miriamvlachoulis6875]

Growing up is wanting a rewrite of this series but its Charlie and Carlisle in a Dexter + Hannibal mash-up

[@czest-d7f]

Bella in New Moon: punches a werewolf and her hand is fine. Bella in Eclipse: punches a werewolf and breaks her hand.

[@poppyrosie505]

i meaaan to be fair the first one was a slap

[@Shatterspeed]

Bella thinking Jake has killed people and confronting him about it while giving Edward a pass has the same flavor as Mike Wheeler calling Eleven a superhero after she broke a kid's arm but then getting upset about Angela. 💀

[@thescarIetbitch]

NO WHY DID I NEVER THINK ABOUT THAT

[@what.6999]

Carlisle and Charlie were the best and deserved their own romantic arc. Periodt.

[@Fifi4eva.]

yes bestie

[@peatama7002]

👏👏

[@ejburgess]

Where th is my Charlie spin off 😭

[@greybook6616]

edward looking like flashback marry, bella acting like shes on drugs, and her dad's cluelessness, there was just too much but too little going on 😭

[@rayannbish]

“That’s the skin of somebody who shops at Serphora” had me wheezing

[@musketeer943]

The fact the entire family just abandoned Bella, Bella going into a depression spiral and basically using Jacob, then Jacob saving her stupid ass from drowning only for Alice to RANDOMLY show up cus she had a vision of Bella dying and then call Jacob and his pack a bunch of wet mutts after being told JACOB LITERALLY SAVED HER LIFE and Bella just running with Alice to Italy cus Edward wanted to cease existence like he aint leave her will always get on my nerves

[@musketeer943]

I understand she was a depressed teenager going through it but I will never get over her just flirting and using him cus Edward wasn't there, then IMMEDIATELY abandoning Jacob cus of Edward like girl??

[@Avexell]

​@@musketeer943no literally this ticked me off! Like she kept playing with Jacob's emotions when he genuinely cared about her!

[@erinw.9256]

Bella and Jacob’s romance is super one-sided in the books. Bella is using Jacob to get info about the Cullens and to get over Edward. Jacob is head over heels in love with her and then suddenly is in love with her actual newborn.

[@melie-ec1si]

Thissssss

[@Donkeh245]

Honestly tho, these are the kinda movies you get embarrassed / second hand embarrassment while watching even by yourself. But its also the movie franchise you have a movie marathon with your friends where you all know the quotes and literally die of laughter. Its so bad its good 😌

[@szl.02]

Yet it's so cringy, but high-key addicting 😭😭

[@netflixpartyy]

right 😭

[@Erasureeraser]

I'd rather take high key addicting cringe movies like these Twilight ones over the more cringe exhausting ones like Fifty Shades or After 😂😂

[@Christinavernon2382]

⁠@@Erasureeraser fifty shades and after are way worse than twilight, for me it is

[@Erasureeraser]

@@Christinavernon2382 Of course, Bella and Edward were way less annoying and insufferable than Christian and Anna at the very least

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Yet Another Fun Fact: ‘Twilight’ inspired EL James to write ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ (called something else then) on her Blackberry Phone.

[@netflixpartyy]

why am i not surprised that these two are connected

[@PokhrajRoy.]

@@netflixpartyy It opened the floodgates to a lot of toxic romances.

[@oliviahawkins1513]

@@netflixpartyy and also inspired 365 Days

[@chaleron7410]

And Beautiful Bastard too

[@oliviahawkins1513]

@Chaeerie That pisses me of as a fan of He-Man that the title has to be associated with Twilight's gutter trash love child

[@deyanaj.9869]

The whole “newborns are stronger than oldies” literally made no sense to me and I’m glad I’m not alone in that

[@evelyn-nm6iy]

vampires are physically stronger drinking human blood, the cullens are basically malnourished by vampire standards, and newborns are stronger than a vampire who drinks human blood purely because the human blood is still in their system on top of drinking blood so for idk like a week to a month they're extra strong until they run out of their own blood, so even with the cullens having years and years of learning abilities the newborns still have raw strength on their side

[@martinjames6431]

I am glad True Blood put that right

[@nataliawashington872]

They should’ve made it as older vampires are stronger and more powerful than newborns because their older and have kore experiences and have had a longer time dealing with their powers, like tvd did at first (of course the show ended up contradicting it later on)

[@AdoraBangles]

Vampires literally make NO sense 😅 so how can we even say that a concept surrounding them makes no sense?!

[@dawnriddler]

The newborns are physically stronger, not better fighters or in better control of their powers. Not learning control, is what makes them so dangerous and unpredictable. You can't really go in a fight with them cause there's no strategy at play. Think of Jasper when he attacked Bella at her birthday party. It wasn't a logical thing to do, but the bloodlust took over and he had no self control, if there were no vampires around, she'd be dead. Now imagine a complete newborn, they wouldn't even stop for a second, she'd be dead before she had the time to look at her finger.

[@0708freezi]

I’m obsessed with the movies but in the first one Edward KEPT COMING UP TO HER and being like “you should stay away from me” LIKE YOUR FOLLOWING HER WHAT. And jacob is just so desperate for her 😢

[@sollyoutube_19]

“I like to watch you sleep, it’s…fascinating” girl what-😭

[@Whatishappening-pu8hf]

We all know that Charlie and Carlisle was the real main characters

[@netflixpartyy]

facts

[@lunagrace2872]

The 2 dads will always be the best! The most relatable characters in the whole series. Ironically 😅☺️

[@sassylittleprophet]

I also love Alice 💜

[@stormindstorm]

nothing but facts

[@arcadianartist]

I feel like if that was the case Twilight would have been a VERY different movie and I would be HERE FOR IT like just imagine, everything is exactly the same but just from Charlie's perspective

[@ninalily]

I honestly would love to get a bunch of fans together to rewrite twilight so that bella and the other characters arents so terrible and change choices and actions.

[@netflixpartyy]

This is really what we need

[@gryfry1]

It’s called FanFiction. There are thousands of stories in this fandom alone.

[@julyaug7407]

But the life itself is MADE of bad choices. So twilight is pretty realistic at that point

[@ninalily]

@@gryfry1 okay.......and?

[@ninalily]

@julyaug7407 respect your opinion.

[@lisa_san7037]

12:40 - GIRL THAT IS A PLOT POINT. It’s why in new moon, Aro reads Edwards’s mind and sees how much her blood appeals to every him and every Vampire. The Volturi have sufficient self-control that they don’t immediately pick up on it, but once Aro reads Edwards mind he even says ‘It makes me thirsty;how can you stand to be that close to her’

[@Vinkalu21]

9:34 “This is the skin of a killer.” “That’s the skin of somebody that shops at Sephora.” 😂

[@jaylin8959]

Edward being alive for like over 100 years & having absolutely NO self control to keep is secret is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen 😭

[@FabiolaaaC]

Gossip gorl

[@tiamarrow6366]

How about the fact that he was 100 years old falling in love with a whole 15-16 year old, but also wanting to kill her….

[@jaylin8959]

@@tiamarrow6366literally like the whole movie is just crazy when you think about it 😭

[@frnk.ocean.]

Charlie and Alice solos the entire franchise, fight me😬😬

[@netflixpartyy]

you told zero lies i fear

[@wtfmane_1477]

Seth too

[@frnk.ocean.]

FRL SETH MY BABY I LOVE BOO-BOO🩷

[@coagulatedsalts4711]

forget bella and edward, i wanna see a romance between charlie and carlisle 😭😭

[@erinw.9256]

@@coagulatedsalts4711 Charlie and Carlisle yes, but BELLA AND ALICE.

[@jucashewpi]

As embarassing as the movie is, it'll never not remain my 13 y/o self's ultimate guilty pleasure.

[@AdoraBangles]

Yea you have to had watched it when it came out. If I watched it now I would prolly be like HELL nah 😂

[@peatama7002]

REAL REAL REAL

[@you2495]

@@AdoraBangles it's triggering when people say like that about Twilight. Bc its my everything

[@cheeze588]

Literally me

[@sophiaisabelle027]

We appreciate whenever you post. It makes us all excited in some way.

[@netflixpartyy]

thank you so much :’)

[@erikperhs_]

The Cullens moving mountains for Bella kind of makes sense if you think about it. They're all couples (Esme and Carlisle, Alice and Jasper, Emmet and Rosalie). Edward is the only one who's been alone for 100 YEARS. Bella was the only girl that made him feel something and that makes her important for them.

[@Joan_Cato]

But why... why is she the only girl? After a hundred years, he never found one girl interesting? That's hard to believe.

[@erikperhs_]

@@Joan_Cato he explains it in Midnight Sun. He could read everyone's mind, so they were never interesting to him. But with her he finally had to put on the work again.

[@deannawharton886]

Nothing makes me laugh more than Bella googling book stores to find out more about vampires than actually googling vampires to begin with 😂

[@monar9181]

probably cause back then the internet didn't have as much information so she would learn more from books

[@morganechaili]

give jacob a damn treat for the sake of his damn sanity

[@netflixpartyy]

he needs a scooby snack fr

[@divinelangene6813]

@@netflixpartyy 😂😂😂😂😂

[@lesedimosimee]

@@netflixpartyy😭

[@Userinterfaceexperience]

He just needed some belly rubs 😅

[@umislife]

the way i cackled when she started singing the dream song 😭😭

[@doomedchrysalis]

When I read the books some of the lore was unironically really good? Not the sparkling part, but the lore about the Volturi? I really wished they could have expanded on that, because I was really curious about the workings of covens and stuff instead of just cryptic lines and Bree dying

[@netflixpartyy]

I wish they had gone more into that!! I always really enjoy the lore in fantasy/supernatural shows

[@MegaMilenche]

Yo, vampire mafia? That is some Vampire: The Masquerade issh, and they ruined it.

[@Andjelka99]

Short life of Bree or whatever that one off booklet she wrote was actually great especially compared to Twilight. She should write horror/thriller

[@vuyiletoli9370]

For Volturi lore, you can read the guide the twilight saga : the official illustrated guide

[@riverkoenig9673]

"that's the skin of somebody who shops at sephora" GIRL IM CACKLING

[@GamingMushroomzzz]

Frrrr

[@Liette2610]

every time u call edward reasonable i cant help but laugh

[@erikperhs_]

Why? He is.

[@LilyGraceySa]

How is he?😅

[@keamogetswetabile3333]

After I heard that the author was a Mormon, this movie's plot and their personalities made so much more sense. Especially the part about no s*x before marriage.

[@divinelangene6813]

What does Mormon mean?

[@sunflower8892]

@@divinelangene6813 it’s a religion. (Mormonism) (Edited) The church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.

[@Alici_Evans]

But I feel like there are ways to make a relationship work out and not be toxic and still have no s*x in it until marriage. I don’t know, call me crazy 🤷🏾‍♀️

[@TheHestya]

@@Alici_Evans Learn about their religion. They totally brainwash their girls from a young age so they'd accept the insanity that happens later, when they marry them off to old farts. Not at all surprised she doesn't have a clue what a healthy relationship looks like. It's by design that she'd think toxic stuff is oh so great.

[@dianarodriguez5781]

@@Alici_Evans for sure, but if you look at Mormon beliefs and values, you can see that a lot of it influenced twilight. Not just the abstinence and pro life stance, but also the racism (in twilight, all vampires are super pale, even if they were POC while human, and in Mormonism there’s a belief that black people will turn white when they go to heaven 🙃) there’s a KZbinr who grew up Mormon and did a video essay diving into the Mormon influences in twilight. I forget her name but it was super interesting

[@florence-alot]

no bc bella was actually such a manipulative asshole in the books like when she first meets jacob in the first book, she's like "i'll entertain him & act like i like him so he can give me info🤪" like girl u are 17 and lowkey preying on a 15 year old😭 i really fucking hated their "age gap jokes" bc it makes it really weird when its like "oh... jacob ur so... big now..." like it's giving groomer 😀

[@chuuyachuu115]

frr 😭

[@secretlyqueer112]

And also the jokes abt jacobs skin color it was SOOOO weird and fetishy its like thr author had never seen or heard of a native before 💀

[@nataliawashington872]

I didn’t even know they had an age gap

[@emmawatsonstarr]

IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT JACOB LITERALLY BEING ENAMOURED BY A BABY. he saw her and was like... oh me and u someday [imp]. LIKE TWILIGHT IS JUSTT SO CREEPY AND GROSS???

[@Bree2132]

⁠@@emmawatsonstarr even the actor that played Jacob was uncomfortable with that plus half the cast called the writer of the book a pervert so it’s not surprising still very weird tho

[@yermum1396]

The fact that Robert himself hates these movies and the franchise with a PASSIONNNN.😭

[@emilymeyers6069]

Hdhahhshs I think it was kinda a joke because he says he’ll be open to being in another one

[@thescarIetbitch]

@@emilymeyers6069dude i think he just wants that bag

[@KaelynPate]

They explain in the books, her blood smells extremely good and James wanted her so bad because 1) her blood 2) he saw the chase and lived for it and 3) he is the reason why alice was a vampire and wanted bella in exchange

[@jazmineworthy2010]

What???

[@jtm881]

@@jazmineworthy2010 my exact reaction! I need to read the books this summer

[@lastquarter3992]

PLEASE THE RING 💀 The first time I saw it on screen in the movie I said out loud "ooh, that's an ugly ass ring" and then he said it was his mother's 💀💀 truly bringing chaos upon myself

[@Thevitan13]

bestie i'm so confused. you didn't have to have a vampire phase to appreciate the late 2000s rosetta stone of the tumblr sad gworl that was ms. meyer's magnum opus. these books and movies changed my brain chemistry

[@netflixpartyy]

no bc i literally missed out 😔 we are making up for lost time

[@martinjames6431]

Addled by the looks of it

[@PokhrajRoy.]

4:28 As someone who’s been the new student, the unwanted attention is real.

[@cherry_noemi_boiii]

I was once a new student. Literally no one cared ✌🏻

[@erikperhs_]

​@@cherry_noemi_boiii maybe that's just you.

[@martinjames6431]

If you are sexy or cool, which Bella......nup

[@joanybologna]

watching bella talk in these movies was probably the most painful part

[@fatimaherbawi]

Yes that’s true it was so awkward but apparently they wanted her to act that way because teens are “socially awkward” that’s apparently what the directors wanted lol

[@noonesaidthat7630]

I mean she looks like she in pain too lmao

[@melissaisloud7404]

My 70 year old aunt used to keep these movies on loop in the background when she was trying to go to sleep bc she knew them so well. 😂

[@josiegreenthumb1451]

Me right now and also me when I’m 70

[@elliematthew8051]

Petition to have a twilight remake but with Charlie's perspective

[@nataliawashington872]

Well their is gonna be a twilight reboot tv series, apparently it’s in the works now but of course not in Charlie’s perspective

[@ccj2808]

i feel like watching a movie with you would be soo hilarious your reactions are always gold

[@sportbilly_vlogz1115]

The way you immediately value Charlie as the best character thank you and goodnight

[@Yves_onthego]

Girl, this video was EXACTLY what I needed today. You're a real one, love the vids

[@abcde8720]

so jacob and his people are super wary of the cullens and vampires in general because their presence triggers the werewolf gene, forcing them to go through those transformations (jakobs anger issues are caused by the wolf thing) and adjust their whole life to it, esp with the whole imprinting thing that is basically enslaving them to a person. so he hates them because they are those super rich people who could choose to live ANYWHERE but they settled in forks, even though they knew what that would mean for the native people. and bella is basically addicted to the cullens, since they’re vampires and all and she was kind of going through withdrawal when edward left her, alice showing up caused her to snap right back into the addiction though. so from jakobs perspective he saw this girl he likes being drawn in by the people who were actively kinda destroying his life and just not giving a fuck about any of that, supporting there every move, almost getting herself killed multiple times in the process and then actually dying and becoming one of them. so the cullens robbed him and so many others of the chance to live a normal life. but as of that isn’t enough they have their little demon baby which he imprints on and is from that moment bound to the cullens, again the people he hates for (from his perspective) destroying his life, till the day he dies. idk i think it’s reasonable that he wouldn’t like them all that much (oh and the fact that they all had the nerve to insult him over the wolf thing like they weren’t the cause for it?) see, i was team edward too cause he’s pretty and rich and all that but then i watched a lot of those tiktoks that kind of explained the whole saga and i’m left with this whole bunch of useless knowledge that changed my perspective

[@StarlessNebula]

This!!! So tired of the Jacob hate. He is a much more complexe character than most interpret. So sad that SM chose to butcher his character in New Moon.

[@99ToGo]

“Twilight is a comedy” will always be the most accurate and hilarious quote I’ve ever seen

[@crow1247]

Nahh cuz the real crime in eclipse was that no one mentioned that JASPER WAS IN THE CONFEDERATE ARMY-

[@netflixpartyy]

no bc the SIDE EYE i did when he said that 😭 why are vampires always in the confederacy, damon and stefan were too

[@crow1247]

@@netflixpartyy maybe Edward was right when he said that all vampires had no soul & were goin to hell 🤨 there's no way jasper avoiding it after that

[@easiersaidwithmeg]

@@netflixpartyy there’s a KZbin video called why are vampires always in the confederacy

[@martinjames6431]

No, the crime is that they mention it but no one calls him a pro-slavery scumbag

[@crow1247]

@@martinjames6431yeah that's rlly fucked that the movie just. Didn't acknowledge it at all. Big yikes

[@aurygrandson5517]

This story would be interesting if Bella was like buffy the vampire slayer, girl spend the entire saga without learning the basic of self defense she's literally a marble statue with pants

[@nakhiahodges]

Fun fact, during new moon edward was trying (and failing) to track Victoria and traced her down south through Texas and to Brazil. Her going south was her trying to learn from southern covers like Maria's how to form a newborn army.

[@jinantarabay]

It was mentioned in the book right? Or am I mistaken?

[@nakhiahodges]

@@jinantarabay yeah it was

[@erikperhs_]

12:40 funny you say that, because that IS a thing in the books! In Midnight Sun, Edward mentions she naturally attracts people to her side, even without doing anything. He feels protective of her when he sees girls being fake around her.

[@VidWatcher01]

Jacob is an anomorph who can become an animal at will while actual werewolves have no control over their change once the full moon is out

[@nakhiahodges]

Edward's bombastic sideburns are the main character of eclipse

[@danitori3452]

When I was in hs my boyfriend said we needed to see a “girl movie” and a “boy movie”. I didn’t really care but he picked Twilight and then proceeded to get more into it than I did.

[@jazmineworthy2010]

What 🤣

[@danitori3452]

@@jazmineworthy2010 he liked to tell me what to do 😂😂 but apparently didn’t realize he would like it so much

[@sonofaspyder3000]

op you good bae

[@ripLunarBirdCLH]

James doesn't care about Bella. All he cares about is the fact that Edward will be protecting her with all he has. And that makes the hunt exciting for James. He's in it for the challenge.

[@Alici_Evans]

You mean Jacob?

[@nataliawashington872]

@@Alici_Evans no James, the blonde vampire who was Victoria’s lover

[@Alici_Evans]

@@nataliawashington872 I honestly don’t remember who that even is anymore 💀

[@beebeeboop2902]

‘THATS THE SKIN OF SOMEBODY WHO SHOPS AT SEPHORA’ HELP-

[@LatteDotWav]

I think everyone was so obsessed with Bella from the jump because she’s the daughter of the Police Chief in a small town- And Charlie was known to talk about her a lot.

[@AJGuineaPig]

Oh girl, you are so damn lucky this franchise didn’t even cross your mind. Everything I’ve learned about this franchise was against my will, lmao.

[@AJGuineaPig]

Oh, and you need to watch Breaking Dawn Pt. 1 and 2, they’re the most psychotic and unserious ones I’ve seen imo.

[@EclipseOfTheMoonsMood]

The part where you sang the "Dream Dream Dream Dream Dream" song was so ironic when the fact that the actor that sang it was actually the same guy who plays Jacob 😭

[@perdoux7576]

I think that's why she sang it ..

[@EclipseOfTheMoonsMood]

@@perdoux7576 Prob is im just super slow mentally sometimes-

[@georgia9881]

what a coincidence that i also just watched all the twilight movies for the first time, and now i see this video

[@netflixpartyy]

omg, did you have as bad of a time as i did 😍

[@nayalydejesus8806]

omg same here

[@amariemakes]

I love how you were talking about how it didn’t make sense that the young vampires were the strongest. On the other hand these vampires are out here sparkling in the sun sooo they were not trying to make sense

[@PopHikari]

most reviews end up with Jacob being liked at first and by the end they get annoyed its so funny to me. i don't plan on watching this series but that's just so fun to me

[@bethelberhane]

I heard that it was because of the books because the writer noticed that people started liking Jacob more so she started writing him to be worse that Edward

[@asudebirtane8243]

The only thing I love about twilight is Alice's hair, that's my dream haircut

[@netflixpartyy]

I love it too!!

[@dvrbjrvr3148]

girl which one?? she had a new style every movie

[@asudebirtane8243]

@@dvrbjrvr3148 first one is the best, the others are so cool too

[@yaralations8382]

They should’ve seriously made Rosalie’s story it’s own movie like they had to much potential in eclipse to do that she could’ve had her own mf movie !!!!!!! Raise your hand if you agreeee 🙋🏻‍♀️

[@martinjames6431]

But rich guys just don't hang out in well lit areas, drinking like tramps and then raping and beating girls to death. It was so weird

[@nataliawashington872]

🙋‍♀️ and the fact that like a majority of the other cullens backstories were filmed makes me mad, like I could’ve saw Rosalie and Emmet meeting, would’ve been really cool to see her filled with guilt after taking him to Carlisle because she herself hates becoming a vampire cause she couldn’t have a family and now she was doing the exact same thing to Emmett (he was getting mauled to almost death by a bear and she saved him by killing it and taking him to Carlisle), and we just see Emmett okay with this and reassuring her that he’s okay and happy with being turned, Not to mention!!!! That canonically Emmett and Rosalie get re-married over and over again, like not just renewing their vows but ACTUALLY having a wedding again multiple times Rosalie likes the attention and it’s just….fucking wholesome that Emmett indulges it too-like I would’ve liked a few scenes of showing Rosalie and Emmett’s different weddings that would’ve been cute-they didn’t get nearly as many scenes as they deserved their my fav couple and to me the best couple

[@MaureenLongoriaTheOneAndOnly]

@@nataliawashington872when I was a kid watching these I loved Alice and Jasper but now as a rational adult Rosalie and Emmett are absolutely unmatched 😭 Queen and Himbo King

[@coagulatedsalts4711]

@@MaureenLongoriaTheOneAndOnlyemmet and rosalie are the only couple i stan 😤😤😤 king of healthy relationships ❤️❤️

[@samairamaheshwari8447]

the side-eyes to no one in particular with the voiceover of bella at the back is CHEF'S KISS EDITING

[@nyxbedumb1369]

"this is the skin of a killer, bella" "that's the skin of someone who shops at sephora" girl's getting her 300k WHENNN

[@-ana-9737]

I love it when you watch Twilight at your 20's and realized it was never about Edward and Jacob BUT Carlisle and Charlie damnn

[@MoonlightButterflies]

When people say it's a better relationship then edward and bella they mean it

[@aanyamallick7747]

Personally, I love the Twilight movies because it captured such a comfort with its aesthetic, score and soundtrack. Edward swinging around with Bella in the trees?? Feels like a wanna do it Whenever the vampire are running?? I just love it Were the source material problematic and had multiple writting issues and plot/character/world building inconsistency & idiotic movements? Yes Were the movie any better? In some areas but it was still problematic and not strong strong its characterand plot writting(especially the villains). Had this franchise had writers that were able to compose an intriguing and healthy relationship between vampire and human, Bella facing consequences of becoming a new born( being the most uncontrollablevamp around blood) , her struggling with her decision due to seeing Edward's true nature ( ie: like that moment in New Moon where I wished it was Edward that attacked her and not jasper. His disappearance would've hold more weight plus Bella would've seen the nature of a vampire and questions if she really wanted that). Additionally, have three dimensional characters that were as interesting as the main characters and created a compelling plot, this franchise would've been respected amongst the general public because of its unique take and addition to the vampire/werewolf lore Ps - it didn't make sense that Rosalie was the one that lost control during Bella's pregnancy because according to the books, she was the most controlled newborn and vampire. She killed the men that SA her but didn't drink their blood bcs she didn't want them to be apart of her, and she carried a bear attacked bloody Emmet from the woods to Carlisle and didn't taste his blood

[@emilymeyers6069]

FRRR everything about it

[@fernandotravieso5733]

This movie : a waste of energy Jacob: 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 ALICE: ❤️👑 Edit: i love you girl like your your literally the living example of what i want in a best friend. A gorgeous, funny, amazing, talented, generous, intelligent, calm, into movies, has a cool room, iconic, what i WISH i looked like, orignal, even if you are not relevint or popular i will be here, your inspirational, your cool, your the best movie reacting youtuber im not over exaggerating, your so cool like how are you still single they dont know what their missing, your beatiful inside and out and know that i will always support you. And if your ever sad read this commet or do something that you like and know your amazing. -random loyal fan.

[@netflixpartyy]

you made my day thank you :’)

[@ivanaa19]

"where the hell have u been loca" is and will forever be ICONIC‼️‼️

[@LuhanaTais]

26:59 it’s giving “Hey, how you doin' lil' mama? Let me whisper in ya ear” 🤣

[@nataliebarth6060]

"That's the skin of someone who shops at Sephora" 💀😂

[@mspettybetty]

Jacob was just forcing Bella to be polyamorous. 💀💀💀 Bella was being stupid as always Edward was just.........................................

[@divinelangene6813]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@martinjames6431]

It is pure poetry that the youtube "Show Less" option comes up after you put "Edward was just..." Sometimes things just click

[@Slytherins95]

“I’m not paying for this!” Girl, I feel you.

[@Yupthatsme_7D]

“ heal the inner child and watch Twilight” was such a validating statement 🤌🏻💋✨

[@Noli.Nyeleti]

I can't keep laughing at these jort jokes like I'm not wearing them while watching