No wonder he was sweating, he intended to propose. Oh, the divulging of state secrets? Nah, people do that all the time. Just look at the War Thunder forums.
@corinthiansdaniels37288 ай бұрын
Shhh nobody knows about that the government would like to keep it that way
@PoldaranOfDalaran8 ай бұрын
To be fair, I suspect almost everyone on the War Thunder forums reeks of sweat. :P
@felixludwig78918 ай бұрын
Everywhere i go. I see his Face *stares intensely at the allmighty Snail*
@Sovereignty38 ай бұрын
Or the guy/girl that had to explain to the president what Discord is, and why some idiot leaked military secrets on it bevause they wanted to prove some person wrong.
@johnjohnjohnson77202 ай бұрын
@@felixludwig7891 Which one?
@UmarWazir8 ай бұрын
Love shade he throws on not-Earth. Like a true Metropolitan. 'backwater colony'.
@beingsneaky8 ай бұрын
IKR.. what an a$$
@theicyphoenix_77458 ай бұрын
Ued fleet wants to incorporate this backwater colony emperor mengsk
@dkbros15927 ай бұрын
@@theicyphoenix_7745 we will not let that happened we will incorporate them into human Empire
@JohnTheRaeder-xf5sh8 ай бұрын
And after that he didn't get her answer because she fainted (I d
@captnaberystwyth28798 ай бұрын
Ffs.. Now they'll all want galaxy shattering news with a proposal.. Flash mobs were difficult enough to organise..
@blacklighthologram53398 ай бұрын
A man of culture to be sure: if it can be bred, and give consent, it can be wed.
@denifnaf58748 ай бұрын
Bred means the ability to reproduce Or something goofy like that
@Snipergoat18 ай бұрын
It can't be bred (no babies) It can be bed(ded). Tis the Tao of Captain Kirk.
@Lorddacenshadowind8 ай бұрын
@denifnaf5874 technically they said it was naih impossible not actually impossible lol
@Drago_Whooves8 ай бұрын
if it meets the Harkness Test, you can marry it
@mattbrown55118 ай бұрын
The story explicitly says they cannot produce offspring. Your point is completely a non-sequitur.
@BruceBowman-wz9or8 ай бұрын
I always enjoy your stories. Thanks again.
@blazermettro20598 ай бұрын
This is normal human behavior. Well make anything into family in all sorts of ways. Even weddings
@wildwikedwanderer12088 ай бұрын
Thanks for the morning story bud
@olebloom1641Ай бұрын
Great proposal. Not sure anything could top that.
@Kokuyous3ki7 ай бұрын
I love wholesome HFY stories.
@anubis19398 ай бұрын
Ah yes, humans, the hopeless romantics of the galaxies.
@howardchambers96798 ай бұрын
Every hole's a goal... Humans will attempt to mate with all species. Sheep, cows, rabbits (with lots of duct tape - stops them splitting) and now apparently xenos
@month328 ай бұрын
That's one smooth son of a bitch. He gets demoted for sure, but, don't care, got the xenos waifu!
@nocount75178 ай бұрын
Is sweating bricks a malaphore or something? Because I've heard of the human body doing something very different with regard to expelling bricks.
@Zaluskowsky8 ай бұрын
😂😂
@RexZShadow8 ай бұрын
Never heard of sweating bricks, wasn't it sweating bullets?
@nocount75178 ай бұрын
@@RexZShadow Yep.
@Zaluskowsky8 ай бұрын
@@RexZShadow thats Megadeath
@Wouizy8 ай бұрын
❤❤❤❤ outstanding I would have say : "Yes my lor... my love"
@christopherbrown91887 ай бұрын
LoL yeah we casually use galaxies for fuel... still sweats over w girl 😊
@noahkleugh93238 ай бұрын
Awwwwww!
@ArkaneOmega8 ай бұрын
Noooooooo nope nope no no no. We need more sexy time reading.
@LuigiL758 ай бұрын
I liked this one…
@skepticalmagos_1018 ай бұрын
Sounds like the Stargate universe but few centuries ahead.. 😂
@carminedesanto67468 ай бұрын
Awwww 😊
@davidvincent57018 ай бұрын
There's nothing like a to much shell shocking info dump marriage proposal.
@MercenaryX218 ай бұрын
I can so respect this guy.
@anathardayaldar8 ай бұрын
Awwww
@SuperFanFiction8 ай бұрын
All this?... for a flippin' marriage proposal?!
@molag-ballordofdomination20658 ай бұрын
Divide and conquer
@xenathcytrin20219 күн бұрын
Idk, this feel is kinda gross. Like, i get what he was going for, but following up the revelation that humanity is an increadibly powerful intergalactic species with a marriage proposal... What if she wanted to say no? How, in good conscience do so, knowing that could sour relations with what she no knows to be a species that could wipe out her people if they so wished?
@bishalnath248 ай бұрын
Humans of this universe seems to be on a viltrumite mode
@teve307mycatsnameisorvile38 ай бұрын
👍👍🍕🍕
@JohnTheRaeder-xf5sh8 ай бұрын
Hey mate is all the channels really yours?
@NetNarrator8 ай бұрын
The narrations on this channel are all spoken by me!