Best HFY Reddit Stories: Why The Galaxy Fled

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@JustaBandit661 Жыл бұрын

It's hilarious how even after all this time the British museum takes all 😂

@random3x70 Жыл бұрын

Us Brits are gonna Brit

@beingsneaky Жыл бұрын

No doubt eh??

@FeyTheBin Жыл бұрын

And the best part is: They din't have to return the artifacts. It's tainted.

@endy5enduros307 11 ай бұрын

@@random3x70 While that may be true, the result is you Brits have fantastic museums!! lol

@MrAdamske 11 ай бұрын

it hungers...

@shanegraham2500 10 ай бұрын

"Oh no. We've created Deathworlders! Let's hope they don't advance. Dang, they've advanced. Let's leave all this technology to help the advance quicker and hide...but still send out signals. Oh, and don't tell them they're the Baddies." I think there's a perfectly good Dyson Sphere out there for us.

@gregslingland3576 Жыл бұрын

What we have here, is a failure to communicate.

@mrmeeseeks1733 Жыл бұрын

Some man you just can`t reach.

@BuckeyeChuck11 Жыл бұрын

So ya get what we had here last week!

@cjarnold9727 Жыл бұрын

Which is the way he wants it.

@Slavicplayer251 11 ай бұрын

Well, he gets it

@kyriss12 11 ай бұрын

I don’t want no civil warhar. It feeds the rich buries the poorhor.

@wrathshorts2894 Жыл бұрын

Now I am become death, destroyer of worlds.

@DarkKnight6six6 Жыл бұрын

Literally solve this by contacting the humans and telling them about the death plague they carry. Or at least leave a warning on the planets they evacuated, like an inverse "this is not a place of honor" sign like they have on some nuclear waste disposal sites.

@Slavicplayer251 11 ай бұрын

the tombs of pharaohs warned of death and plague we still cracked them open and used their sacred corpses for paint

@Amoth_oth_ras_shash 11 ай бұрын

@@Slavicplayer251 yes , but those where cases where the tombs warned of THEIR danger , not that the mummies where still alive in them having poker and if be happy to talk through the sealed environment glass, and you where the sole danger to their continued existence be an more apt analogue ;) aka , instead of having everything to 'win' as a thief just risking a crack in the door mean you risk losing everything you hoppe to gain

@cewla3348 11 ай бұрын

@@Slavicplayer251 yeah, but thats not a good comparison. This isn't us keeping on going into a place, despite warnings, this is us KNOWING WE ARE THE PROBLEM.

@NafanyaZX 10 ай бұрын

Step1: declare someone your mortal enemy, simply because he exists Step2: him recognizing the danger he poses to you, also makes him expect assassination attempts Step3: congratulations, you've basically declared "it's you or me." Whoever strikes first, wins.

@jmoneyjoshkinion4576 4 ай бұрын

@@Slavicplayer251 ...according to some things I have heard, and looked up; some of the British Monarchs (of the time they were discovering mummies) reduced the number of mummies because they knew what they... tasted like. Not just how they looked on a canvas.

@hyperlightdragon Жыл бұрын

The only cell I can think of that would be at fault is mitochondria, since it's so ubiquitous, and yet still mysterious. It's really the only thing that (essentially) is shared widely enough to be considered everywhere still, even after plenty of extinctions and annihilation attempts.

@Rhino-Prime Жыл бұрын

The mitochondria is the murder house of the cell.

@someasiandude4797 Жыл бұрын

@@Rhino-Prime the mitochondria is the bringer of death

@corvididaecorax2991 Жыл бұрын

The mitochondria is rather squishy though, and doesn't infect other cells. Also it is only ubiquitous among eukaryotic organisms. Bacteria don't have them. Really the whole concept here is silly. Endogenous retroviruses exist, but they degrade fairly quickly on evolutionary timescales. Modern medicine would be able to tell if all life were constantly shedding virus particles, and evolution would have put a stop to that long ago anyway. The constant cost of making these viruses for no benefit would evolve out pretty fast. They definitely wouldn't become even more deadly specifically to an ecosystem there has been no contact with for billions of years.

@PanduPoluan Жыл бұрын

The mithocondria single-handedly turned anaerobic life to aerobic life, allowing usage of energetic oxygen, through synthesis of ATP, the molecule that energize all living creature by performing a nearly 100% efficient transfer of captured energy. Yet it's not really a virus. Though it is possible the virus actually merged with the nuclei of mithocondria.

@theangrygermanlad1328 Жыл бұрын

The mitochondria is the friends we made along the way

@molag-ballordofdomination2065 Жыл бұрын

Like people are saying in the comments, the aliens are stupid, they could've left messages for humans to know they are living weapons

@restinwalken Жыл бұрын

Like really Bi itches. If you'd have talked to us we like wouldnt have kept expanding looking for answers. 🤦‍♂️ Chasing after you and forcing you to flee your homeworlds

@theangrygermanlad1328 Жыл бұрын

“Yo, humans. PLEASE DO NOT COME HERE. Yall are LITERALLY the plague and there is nothing we can do to protect ourselves”

@Kez_DXX Жыл бұрын

Aliens give us trickles of information, refuse to elaborate further, and leave.

@johncunningham4820 Жыл бұрын

Now THAT was a different Spin on the Deathworld theme . Tragic story .

@random3x70 Жыл бұрын

A pleasant surprise for Christmas but a welcome one. TY as always for the narration

@jakdrickson7035 10 ай бұрын

imagine sending the genetic make up for the virus and finding out humans are not carriers but the virus itself that would be hilarious

@ethanthomson2336 9 ай бұрын

Yeah it evolved into sentient beings

@ravenouself4181 6 ай бұрын

@@ethanthomson2336 Nah, it's the Mitochondria

@silverswift1150 Жыл бұрын

So we became nurgles perfect plague

@michaelbarnard8529 Жыл бұрын

Nurgle likes suffering. This is the Imperiums perfect weapon.

@Totally_not_a_lizard_person Жыл бұрын

Aliens: whoa hold up you guys carry a super virus that will literally turn us to dust if you step on the planet! Humans opt 1: oh crap that sucks! We'll go this way and just talk from super far away. Aliens: sweet! - Humans op 2: we're going to hug you so hard! Aliens: crap! Evacuate and gather the fleet. - Actual aliens: instead of informing them and maybe getting an okay outcome, lets go all in by guaranteeing our extinction! They will either not know any better and expand untill our doom, or get wiped out by something, mutating the virus and killing us all.

@erikmckoul2478 11 ай бұрын

Seems weird for them to move their entire civilization before trying to reason with them.

@proudamerican183 11 ай бұрын

Okay, I know this is supposed to be a fictional story meant for entertainment, but I have to say that those aliens are far too idiotic to ever actually exist.

@outrider425 Жыл бұрын

damn Brit’s are still at it 😂 I guess some things never change

@krevor4095 Жыл бұрын

Self fulfilling prophesy.

@CodexisInkwind Жыл бұрын

I cant reallt understand this. Youd think that humans would realize something was wrong when plant and animal life started dieing off on all those alien worlds

@davidtherwhanger6795 Жыл бұрын

There's a lot in here that makes no sense. These aliens had A.I., or at least rudimentary A.I. as we got the tech from them. Why didn't they set up a base on Earth with A.I. robots to research a vaccine or cure? Some life did survive, so it must be possible to cure or immunize against it. And failing that the aliens could have built a Stellaser around our Sun and fry the planet back into a molten ball. No virus could survive that. Then after a while drop more A.I. robots down to monitor the planet just in case. Then as a last line the aliens set up a monitoring station on the Moon and as soon as it detects something leaving the Earth it begins broadcasting the alarm so the Aliens can explain themselves to whomever survived all of what came before. The aliens could have done any of those with ease, yet didn't. And yes, as you said, when the first humans set foot on that first planet, everything should have started turning to dust. Which would have been a giant red flag to those humans that something was not right. The fact that it didn't by this story's own logic means that the virus did not come with the humans. Meaning the virus is probably dead or mutated to a much more benign form. The aliens should have realized this as they were monitoring what happened for how else did they know to start blowing up their planets after abandoning them?

@jakobrosenqvist4691 Жыл бұрын

Yeah that feels like a pretty big plot hole. Like, hey look, everything on this planet died shortly after we landed, maybe the aliens knew this would happen and fled.

@CodexisInkwind Жыл бұрын

@@jakobrosenqvist4691 I mean I could see early first steps humans writing it off in some shape or form. But humans would know we were causing some effect after the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th planet all had repeat effects

@Totally_not_a_lizard_person Жыл бұрын

Yea its weird. Then again, maybe all the animal life turned to dust before humanity could see it? Extremely unlikely, and the story didn't cover it so doesn't count.. but possible.. :V

@stevedixon921 Жыл бұрын

OR...humans 'terraformed' them by killing off all the local stuff anyway. One method is to kill off anything and everything, then re-introducing our own biome of stuff. Just a coincidence the local stuff dies off so completely and quickly in the process. Just another possibility (it is a plot hole, but necessary for the narrative).

@dontforgetyoursunscreen Жыл бұрын

There's almost 1 minute for every hour this has been up

@fettgummie9685 Жыл бұрын

you couldnt have left that explanation on the first world you abandond or a video feed where you had about 50 years to plan or awnser in the hundret of years before where they tryed to contact you

@michaelbarnard8529 Жыл бұрын

Worse than that, they had to wipe all knowledge of the “virus” from every record that was left on the planet. I think the aliens are lying.

@erikmckoul2478 11 ай бұрын

They could have always pushed Earth into the sun before the humans left the planet, I doubt that virus would survive that.

@ravenouself4181 Жыл бұрын

They killed the Dinosaurs!? EXTERMINATUS!

@erikmckoul2478 11 ай бұрын

No that is what allowed us to exist

@js1970nj 11 ай бұрын

Revenge for the Dinos!

@ravenouself4181 6 ай бұрын

@@erikmckoul2478 And? They still killed the Dinosaurs! We must avenge them! That... and I have been denied my fantasy of riding a T-Red as if it were a Horse.

@ravenouself4181 6 ай бұрын

@@js1970nj Revenge!

@erikmckoul2478 6 ай бұрын

@@ravenouself4181 I have a better option, let's jump back in time and bring a bunch back. We shall allow you to have your fantasy happen.

@astutheit Жыл бұрын

Only problem is, if they are saying "All life" but surely some of these planets had plant or animal life that didn't just get Thanos'd when humans came on world...

@rat_king- Жыл бұрын

Anglo's going to Anglo.

@KarlF45 11 ай бұрын

"We will make it a case that it is impossible?" thats a gramatical nightmare. And that was so anti climatic. No its not you, its your presence, so yes its you. And yes, every race that fled you still lives. Like trying to pull four plot twists in one short story but making them all feel like nothing.

@victortahlor4038 Жыл бұрын

Thank you for the reading

@chrissoto7187 Жыл бұрын

Those alien clearly had brain 🧠 damage

@coolet9132 Жыл бұрын

When humanity becomes a literal plague of the galaxy.

@SephirothRyu 11 ай бұрын

So basically, what cats have done to us. Except without death. Usually.

@reuvenpolonskiy2544 3 ай бұрын

"The New British Museum" - is the threat

@benjamingray2071 9 ай бұрын

man aids really got bad in space huh cant even exist next to an alien without em dying

@DwynNWynns 11 ай бұрын

LOL. Guest it in less then 2 "pages." The coming of human is why the "aliens" fled.

@Fylasfrommabi 10 ай бұрын

is there no part 2 that resolves this??

@smokinggnu6584 11 ай бұрын

Uhm, if it was the case that if a human stepped onto one of those worlds, everything on it would die, then wouldn't they have seen exactly that with the first world with the several cities on it? Wouldn't all the native species' died within a few days of their landing? That would have been a rather significant event to unfold and would have clued people in on the situation, probably. Or was it a completely barren world except fo those cities?

@wardraven8755 11 ай бұрын

Agreed it would have made the world uninhabitable.

@Fuxy22 Жыл бұрын

As I said before... this could all have been addressed way sooner if they told us this from the beginning... At this point it's a hopeless endeavour given nature but if they told us earlier we could have had a chance to hunt down the fools that would attempt it anyway.

@bhaal458 11 ай бұрын

This is not to be taken a face value, the point is that some times your intentions are not enough and fear is a bad advisor.

@civosborne Жыл бұрын

OF COURSE IT WAS THE BRITISH MUSEUM

@DasHeino2010 11 ай бұрын

Oh.... this is so sad!

@demonblade001 Жыл бұрын

What was the virus though?

@korinogaro Жыл бұрын

Something that was designed to kill all life.

@warlockghovat5745 Жыл бұрын

Herpes.

@Taneth Жыл бұрын

Prions

@jakobrosenqvist4691 Жыл бұрын

I would guess it referes to one of the many fragments of viral DNA that has been incorporated in to our genes over the millenia.

@quirkyturtle6652 Жыл бұрын

@@Tanethwell prions kill us humans too so it can’t be prions since we are asymptomatic, it’s gotta be something that exists in our cells or bodies like mitochondrias

@myk_3D 11 ай бұрын

Aliens are dumb for not establishing communication. Okay i get it. But how did humans not realize that they're walking vectors???

@rwberger6 8 ай бұрын

And at no point did they just, I don't know, send them a message explaining any of this?

@Jszar Ай бұрын

All their technology, and among the apparently large number of alien species none of them opted to do a ‘hermit shoplifter’ instead of fleeing locally? C’mon. They built something very like a Dyson sphere, so living aboard ships indefinitely is within their power. Take to the void pointed away from the galactic plane and don’t look back. Hyperlanes don’t matter if you’re going someplace where nobody will bother to follow. There’s some very nice globular clusters around to refuel from before pointing yourselves at Andromeda.

@alexfranz817 11 ай бұрын

We have crispr now.

@m.hasler7263 Жыл бұрын

But if all non earth life dies they should have noted extinction events on the planets. There was no event noted of destroying all flora and fauna

@uriel5708 Жыл бұрын

Already upload

@gabrielsfilms2086 4 ай бұрын

everyone here (here being this story) is an idiot and I love them. one, cmon humans its DEFINITELY you that's the great evil. two, just tell the humans that if they come near any alien, said alien is gonna die, cmon communicate!!!!!