Best HFY Reddit Stories: Run

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[@phantomwraith1984]

You can run from humans, but you'll just die tired

[@tno895]

"Sure we can still be a functioning government! They only left a sign." "And a fuck-all massive SHIP OVERHEAD! Did you forget about the multiply city blocks covered by a huge ass silver ship right now?!" "Hm. Yeah, that's not moving, is it?"

[@honzasenbauer612]

This has to be one of the best stories about humans being overpowered and just kinda existing and having fun, while also not entirely go out of their way to cause harm.

[@reallystruggling1374]

I really wish there were more stories like this!!! I've been looking for more do you know of any??

[@honzasenbauer612]

@@reallystruggling1374 nope, sorry

[@Zantreful]

At least they ran into the friendly Irish first... Things could've gone way worse with some other nations.

[@voidkat4202]

Imagine if they landed on Siberia.

[@jesusofbullets]

Oil detected. Looks like that planet needs some freedom!

[@Fikoj]

Ecspecaily if they had oil🇺🇸💀

[@zambekiller]

Hello we are the British empire and this is your official documents on your accusation by us now be good little exhibits and stay quiet

[@voidkat4202]

@@zambekiller The British Invites you to be part of a new Intergalactic Empire! Join!! Join or else.

[@leyrua]

"Perhaps they didn't need to look like monsters." And that's what you need to be afraid of. Nonchalance. Because you pose zero threat.

[@Blackout5871]

At times like these, I simply must quote King Edward Longshanks: ~heavy sigh~ Irish...

[@anathardayaldar]

I see a new sub genre called HOP: Humans Over Powered.

[@styxriverr5237]

They forgot to take the spaceship back.

[@E-N-A-R-D-L-A-V]

I've heard this story before. At first I was confused, since the Irish flag is green, white and orange. However, upon further study, I did find a flag from Ireland, that does sort of fit the description. It's the Irish Naval Jack. A green flag, with a golden harp in the center. That being said, there are two more versions of it, that at one point where the official flag of Ireland in the 18th and 19th centuries. I wonder why the author used this flag instead of Irelands official flag?

[@yousureimnotarobot]

Because I like the presidential flag, which is the one in the story but mostly because how do I make it work with another tricolor?

[@DukeDanseMacambre]

It’s stupid how many people mix up jacks with flags to the point where they think Jack is part of the name, never have that issue with Germany’s warjack… at least it was deliberate on this occasion instead of just being another mix up. :p

[@goingfubar7182]

Probably to get someone to look into it more and ask the question that you have. 😎😎😎

[@AB-ln2py]

Heh... like Vorlons or Shadow but much more chill :D

[@MeanMartian]

I love this story 🤩💯💪🏻🔥.... "Spiders..." 🤣🤣🤣

[@timfielder9893]

wonderfully tongue-in-cheek, excellent stuff! more please!!

[@anniossecretplace6665]

For the algorithms!

[@victortahlor4038]

Thank you for the reading

[@albernard8751]

Humanity literally became the Q Continuum

[@endy5enduros307]

So......these were drunk humans? heh

[@CheeseyBreezey]

They were gardeners. I'm surprised they didn't take the fire and brimstone approach, nobody likes it when the children stomp around in your garden.

[@endy5enduros307]

@@CheeseyBreezey Wish I had their "gardeners" power, though. lol

[@CheeseyBreezey]

@@endy5enduros307 Space magic does sound fun.

[@NatsuDragn33I]

I love the accent you gavel Patal, I hope you use that one in the future XD

[@kazoomaster1654]

I love your videos

[@Pugiron]

LOL I am of Irish ancestry and I can assure you, Ireland will never spread into space.

[@lupaswolfshead9971]

nice attempt at an irish accent .although it sounds more like an indian welsh man 😋

[@UmarWazir]

I was going to say that! Like from Port Talbot or sumthin

[@iffracem]

Well, the name is Patal (Patel)

[@Marconius-SPQR]

Sean Khannery...??

[@jasonbull6560]

A joy.

[@randomrant3886]

This is so stupid but I love it

[@no-gracias9863]

Holy shit that accent was spicy in some moments

[@willgallatin2802]

Too much Irish coffee?

[@ichcool91]

noice

[@toastyghostyofdeath3909]

Is this a story where humans have evolved into multi dimensional beings?

[@Freelancer837]

Thsi story was written in a way that makes it hard to follow what exactly is going on. Could use some work