Neuralink Begins First Human Experiments!

[@TheTeslaSpace]

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[@lawrenceallen8096]

How many times does your internet freeze up? How many times a day does your cell phone drop a call, or "can you repeat the last 15 seconds?" How many of you have medical specialists mis-billing you because they can't manage their records? And you're going to let someone implant a chip where?

[@williambraun3769]

I just realized we could create an app that could control machines that operate our organs/artificial organs, meaning that if we hook said app to neralink, our organs can restart if they fail!

[@williambraun3769]

Edit

[@Coreficus_02]

Mark of the beast here we come

[@typerightseesight]

That's how I feel after I drink a water bottle.. Smash it, and put the cap back on so it can't expand. lol

[@The_Tale_Trove]

Imagine you don’t pay the subscription fee and they start shutting down your limbs

[@JebidiahKrackedyetagain-xv9hc]

There is NO DOUBT, that, assuming this video is for real, such tech promises BOTH Heavenly wonders, and Hellish nightmare scenarios that could actually make BOTH Heaven and Hell a little nervous?????? If one is a True Believer in the "old" Gods...... .....Start praying??😶😳👹🙈🙉🙊 Or start "worshipping" Mr. World, but at the same time remember what he did to "Techno Boy"** ?? ** Reference "American Gods" )both book and TV show, by Neil Gaiman.)😶😳😶

[@rashonsellers1672]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Mainehop]

Brooo😂😂

[@MitchellZaragoza]

😂

[@abdullahihabib8171]

😂

[@nt33_old]

Imagine trying to sleep and someone airdrops you a funny meme into your thoughts

[@hggpi]

Imagine being so stupid you cant turn it off

[@SimplyDuker]

@AsmrAyu44 or simply monitor every dream/nightmare you experience to use it against you later.

[@soupcangaming662]

@@SimplyDuker Or mind-control you to give them one billionth of a bitcoin, or something.

[@waltersike]

Wdym neuralink is not apple.

[@SimplyDuker]

@@waltersike Not yet. Hell, maybe they are already secretly shaking hands behind the scenes.

[@Shujaa24]

This is literally the prologue of every dystopian movie.

[@davidshafer6388]

This time it is reality. Lets go take down Skynet Cyberdime.

[@boi7316]

Or a futuristic dystopian videogame Edit: **cough cough** Cyberpunk **cough cough**

[@WhiteWolfos]

It's amazing depending on the angle. We're on a race with AI. The alternative to it is to merge the organic and technology together to sort of upgrade ourselves and have AI help us (win/win). Otherwise this path AI accelerates and may actually hinder humanity, or just leave into space somewhere

[@SL4PSH0CK]

Seeing today's climate we already are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@stevedubya291]

Gaza is the prologue.

[@Skully8998]

Imagine you have a stroke, your car flies through the wall, all your lights strobe on and off, and your toaster explodes 🤣

[@AkemiNinjitsu]

Jesus…

[@mints-5430]

Underrated

[@mints-5430]

For dramatic purposes

[@brandenlontok4015]

In 30 years someone is going to send a Rick Roll straight to your brain.

[@Yhwach07]

😂😂

[@Marta1Buck]

By that point, we will have a spam blocker, which costs 1000$ a year, or maybe monthly.

[@berndblabla4249]

To yours maybe not mine

[@nicknorthcutt7680]

🤣🤣

[@Tazdingoyahahahahaha]

@@berndblabla4249You really think you’re gonna have a choice with the way the world is going?

[@naidoeshacks]

"people will need to get comfortable not owning their brain” -Ubisoft 2047

[@Viilap]

Lol

[@figgyfigwardo4807]

i don’t think they will last that long if they keep making garbage

[@luisbetancourt-dp7hh]

Man I used to love that company. Turned to trash in the span of ten years

[@suzuki3747]

"If their brains isn't owning then piracy isn't stealing"

[@beatricekabab190]

Never

[@operator9858]

as a kid i was fascinated by this stuff above all else. as an adult im absolutely terrified of it.

[@operator9858]

@mryeet17boy74 who?

[@Crimsonlake-XL]

​@@operator9858stop it lml

[@SkinCareLuver]

Same here

[@alaouiamine3835]

I guess we're learning our lessons

[@hggpi]

Terrified of progress

[@bySelie]

_”to unlock your liver, please subscribe to the premium plan”_

[@RomarioMiller-or9gh]

😂😂😂 I,m dead

[@Abbatyya]

You over kill me😂😂

[@krish7199]

More like: "Dear citizen, pay your taxes to unlock entertainment dopamine" 😂😂

[@Newpluse]

Stop the joke 😂 boy😢

[@FlamingGator]

If It was controlled by EA

[@tipmobe4764]

Can't wait to get ads played directly into my brain

[@Zack-cr9ic]

Me too..

[@renatastec5212]

😂

[@cw4608]

Or politicians campaigning during an election year!

[@SynodicDelta]

Can't wait to have to pause an in person conversation because a neural packeted McDonald's audio ad has overridden my hearing for 30-60seconds at an almost uncomfortable volume. Because I'm not paying 29.99 a month for no ads. Lmao

[@gkindustrialmachine1]

The same one over and over

[@danielmarquez4935]

So one small step for mind reading and one giant leap for mind control

[@N00bfilter]

Look around. Mind control is a thing already. Govern-ment. Control of mind. Illusion of choice. But you are right. With this in your brain maybe they will stop the sharade.

[@Mystiforger]

Literally

[@Rock_Girl_Daze]

What Schwab said he wanted 😳

[@FredLimestone]

its possible to read minds without a chip in the brain

[@foxtrotunit1269]

Behold my mind-controlled army, consisting only of legless, armless ppl with severed spines! They will take over the world, 1 small creek of the wheelchair at a time!

[@Biscotti_Bandit]

Blackrock Neurotech sounds like a corp straight out of Cyberpunk

[@krashd]

I was thinking Deus Ex myself.

[@8nakata8]

The one from the movie Demolition Man

[@Unknownuserhtps]

Yeah because they will control us all just watch 😂

[@did_I_hurt_you_feefees]

Especially if you know anything about the company Blackrock...

[@totallyjon]

Property Overseer, I can confirm that I have received your neuro-correspondence for this month’s rent payment of $9,600. I have calibrated my neuro-link chip to drastically reduce my need for sustenance and sleep for the next two weeks while I work to afford the rent plus interest. I hope that you are understanding of my circumstances. Sincerely, Apartment 309

[@himshake]

"Sorry bro, i can't hang out i gotta charge my brain"

[@SlimJimJimmyJimJim]

Watch the movie “Divergent” 🤖

[@TheMsdos25]

Can't wait for the first real life case of Cyberpsychosis...

[@DoughBoy45]

Was looking for this comment

[@mr.jamster8414]

@@IWantToDieInNewOrleans Verily

[@seranonable]

better to burn out than fade away, choom

[@mr.jamster8414]

@@seranonable Verily

[@deenszxking6818]

It reminded me about the novel call _"Galactic Navy Officer becomes an Adventurer"_ where he (Alan Corinth) as a space soldier who was equipped with nano machine in his body who was in a spaceship was shot down by a surprise attack during hyper-space navigation. Completely due to freak coincidence, Alan became the only one in the ship to survive. The severely damaged spaceship lost its navigation capabilities and plummeted onto a nearby planet. Using an escape pod, Alan headed toward the planet alone. Thus began Alan’s quest for survival on the underdeveloped planet utilizing the symbiotic nanomachines [Nanom] within his body. Surprisingly, the planet was home to a thriving human medieval civilization whose genetic code closely resembled Alan’s own. Even while remaining at a loss due to being thrown into a world of swords and magic, he tries to live as best he could together with his newfound comrades. With the help of Nanom, he learn how to use fire, air, healing and etc from the native planet without them knowing. He made a new discovery of creating a detection sonar from miles away with nanom in his body

[@XPMORPHINE]

I would never let em get inside my brain.That's the only place where we are truly free

[@youtubesucks1821]

What do you think all the social media and AI algorithms are? That's how they get in. They've been in your brain for a while and you just never noticed. You get on KZbin and right away you get recommended a music video from an artist you like. Then you click on your favorite KZbinrs new video, then autoplay will just start going places and next thing you know, your entire feed is slightly different. This will slowly keep happening until the AI gets you to be how it thinks you should be. Social media is how they've already brainwashed all of us. Keep the chip out of your brain, they don't care. They already control you

[@calebm.614]

What do you mean by that?

[@nfrankiksa4596]

nah you're already a slave. You probably spend most of your day glued to your phone, don't act so important now lmao

[@elewie916]

@@calebm.614 It's pretty simple. Where else are you free? I don't know what part confuses you.

[@EpicnessCrossed]

​@Orthaluminox so true

[@Apurvanotfound]

Imagine being thirsty for water in night and a coke ad shows up

[@Andrejr316]

WE GON DRINK SUM COKE DEN!!!💯💯💯💯

[@RandomlyRandy9]

Ha ha 😂

[@zzzmatyzzz]

@@Andrejr316 *insert a picture of a cola here*

[@africanlofistudios]

If you read this in 2050, know that; Back in my day, we had to physically type out messages. Now, communication is as simple as thinking. Back in my day, we had to manually control our bodies. Now, with neural implants, movement and coordination are effortless. Back in my day, we had to rely on spoken language for communication. Now, with direct neural interfaces, thoughts are shared instantaneously. Back in my day, we had to manually learn new skills. Now, you can just download them directly into your brain. Back in my day, we had to manually control our emotions. Now, with emotion-regulating brain chips, you kids have it easy. Back in my day, we had to endure sleepless nights before big exams. Now, with enhanced cognitive abilities, studying is a breeze. The list goes on...

[@thefallofthenation5661]

back in our day, we didn’t have built-in brain calculators.

[@hajinkim719]

Back in our day, we had to walk uphill both ways while fighting 10 t-rexs with nunchucks to go to school.

[@silkWR]

the worlds gonna end

[@CurseEnforcer]

Back in my day, we had to pee with our genitals! Now you can just do that with any hole in your body.

[@SeaSaltCeo]

@@hajinkim719😂

[@kuuh6335]

intrusive toughts: *It's showtime*

[@breaddev1522]

2050 history class gonna be wild

[@agastyajain2005]

😂😂

[@maty-kw6vl]

Bro fr imagine we coming back to this message 30 yrs later.. gonna be like that didnt age well xd

[@clinta]

I really hope we’re still all here in 30 years to see how this turns out. If you see this in 2050 please like 😅, so i’m reminded of how fast time flies ❤️

[@Dr.Funk8864]

Okay kids, today we are going to watch what world war 2 looked like… in the perspective of Hitler!

[@ForteExpresso]

We all will describe the mental struggle with text heavy books

[@dmitch344]

the craziest part is that even if we think we would never have this in our brain right now, one day people who don't want it would be see as conspiracists

[@levileausa9541]

What if you emp a brain

[@JaneDoe-dg1gv]

@@levileausa9541 probably a short term seizure. that's my guess.

[@ninas7]

just like with Covid, some of us are aware, robots are going to rule the world and I hope I won't be here when that happens, we are not conspiracy theorists, we are conspiracy truthers...

[@GuitarSlayer136]

For that situation to happen in the first place this tech would need to be ubiquitous and therefore safeguarded so that the only reasons NOT to use it WOULD be conspiratorial or moral in nature.

[@ChocoRainbowCorn]

@@GuitarSlayer136 Believe it or not, there are people still not using regular smartphones but old phones and not just old people at that who aren't conspiracy theorists but maybe wanting to protect their privacy, albeit by admittedly extreme means or just not needing the luxuries of all time internet access, smart devices and easier banking/payments/shopping either. There are many people who live without modern technology, using early 2000s or even 90s technology much in their lives or just limit the modern technology in their lives for a variety of personal reasons. Truth be told, they aren't like even near 50% of world population but there certainly are still many of them. Whether we agree with them or not, doesn't mean we should judge them. Everyone is entitled to their take and opinion, even if it's not always rooted in best possible logic or thought process.

[@mondrelle322]

We are so fascinated with what we can do with technology, not what we NEED to do with it. This marks the beginning of a new era for the world.

[@DatBlockyDude]

The end

[@silkWR]

oh noo😱😱🥶😡😈😈

[@JacobHelblingMTB]

Imagine hearing the "blue-tooth connected" in your head😂

[@dx48.]

THE BLUETOOTH DEVICE IS READY TO PAIR

[@Mr_Vosakisen]

​​@@dx48. THE BLUE TUUTH REVICE IS PAIRED UH SUCCESSFULLY

CONNECTEDUH SUCCESSFULY

[@bxxtrr]

zuh blutoof device es connected-uh successfallay.

[@chungus100]

Duh bluutuuf devayuz is a conneteDUHH suckseccfulLAY

[@prgamer241]

I can Imagine dreaming something intimate and then getting interrupted by an ad

[@essdee5876]

Or waking up seeing it was broadcasted ☺️

[@JamieR]

Dreamfall: The Longest Journey. Highly recommend! First one is based on a similar premise of brains hijacked.

[@Edward-ni8yi]

So like, what happens when the system get's stuck on buffer or loading? How about hackers? How about someone sending a virus to your Neuralink? How about if someone sends you music that you can't delete? This is highly dangerous software/ hardware. What happens when you're 100 years old and you want to go but you can't because your consciousness is hooked up to the cloud?!! You won't have any rest. You won't even be able to die even when your body is ready to go.

[@zzzmatyzzz]

imagine having ** and then suddenly an burger king whopper ad shows up

[@Drumsticksmcgee]

People do anything for attention

[@ArthurFleck-tx9di]

For a man against AI he sure seems to be going in for the kill

[@jarule275]

No. Human control is the point. He wants humans to control the machines not the machine controlling us. If we give robots the power of thinking, strengths and speed where does that leave us? If WE control the powers of machines robots can't be better than us.

[@Am-uj6qn]

@@jarule275 Brother. if you have a device in your brain that gives you signals then you´re the b1tch of whoever controlls that device. It could be an AI or a greedy company.

[@MaxiCubi]

@@Am-uj6qn We came first. We have the control of how it is going to control us. WE decide how to program it for how its going to act on us. If WE decide to make it bad for us, then its pretty much the same thing as all the war things already happenning, but we can also make it good, and make it not independent and instead dependent of us. You just need to be careful and know what is being put in your brain. I very understand your point tho don't worry.

[@Dycencraft]

Is there really any other option? This is the route humanity is going.

[@psalm9166]

​@@Dycencraft Psalm 2 is where it really ends.

[@C-Vite]

It's just insane that us living in this time are the first people to witness the very first cyborg if you count it as one

[@thomasjefferson8141]

how does humanity make 100,000 movies on why this is a bad idea yet we still go through with it

[@Loremaster28]

I mean humans also had hundreds of stories about why slavery was good, and why racism was good. movies are fiction and what people imagine will happen. Last time I checked aliens haven't invaded us, y2k did not kill us all and nuclear reactors dont make toxic mutant zombies.

[@RandyGibson-sj7lr]

​@@Loremaster28slavery was replaced with the word employment. We will now be racist to white people Because that's good for business. All problems solved. Now back to work

[@nixarrowman78]

Because Hollywood movies are different than reality :|

[@Matehead59]

I’m only human after all

[@vladimirfloppa9677]

It's no humanity that goes on with it. It's the people of wealth and power - and they have long lost all their humanity.

[@entityunknown1668]

Imagine living in a time where you need to worry about someone hacking your actual BRAIN!

[@blissweb]

anyone who is a regular Facebook user is already on that train 🤣

[@B0B0BI]

-"What the f*ck!? There´s so much p*rn!" -"What the hell are you doin´ looking into my private sh*t!?"

[@did_I_hurt_you_feefees]

Never going to happen because no one will ever convince me to get this nonsense. If I lose the ability to interact with the world, I'll just go off grid. I have no problem living without technology. I'll miss shlt posting in the comment section of youtube, that's about it.

[@fullarmourC]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@JustLennyBenny]

'actual' XD

[@ChrisTopher-wl6pd]

Gets an intrusive thought. Car drives into the house. Oops

[@Aur1x1]

The scream I just scrumpt!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Daboy804]

Don’t worry they have the back doors and exploits to implant those thoughts for you. Step out of line or protest and you will self delete

[@mugthemagpie3001]

Me, with Cyberlink: Hm, I wonder what I should do for the dinn-- Car: *takes a shortcut straight into the house into the kitchen*

[@YourBoss_CORP]

Jokes aside, this thing would be so hard to control at the start...

[@A-Clear_View]

5th reply

[@nobears180]

Imagine you are walking down the road trying to pair your headphones to listen to music on your walk and after clicking scan it says Jeff's brain

[@squadeff]

XD

[@SeanHP]

We boutta lose Freedom of Thought with this one 🗣

[@Pppppplayer001]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🔊🔊

[@99alp99fila]

At least I live in a 3rd world country

[@MR_LoreYT]

Well our generations brainrot already so. Mindaswell rot my brain more

[@Goldenberg198]

@@99alp99fila "You can't lose what you don't have" - Tzu Sun

[@99alp99fila]

@@Goldenberg198 freedom in west=lgbtq, feminism and gender change yeah we don't have that in africa

[@Skilledarkmagician]

What if you download some virus like "You are an idiot" and for the rest of your life you just hear the same thing playing over and over again

[@adoggo5884]

Both paradise and hell

[@rorymaloney5117]

Ring ring ring ring banana phone boop badaope !!!!

[@moudura2448]

You are an idiot! Ha, hahahaha, haha!

[@piday9633]

Welcome to my life 😅

[@piday9633]

🥲

[@samsson6430]

When it's a private company, everyone is excited, but not when it's the government.

[@mugthemagpie3001]

There is a scene in Cyberpunk when V asks whom the powerplant belongs to. Panam suggests it doesn't matter, since they are the same.

[@prafonity]

The government is not our friend

[@did_I_hurt_you_feefees]

I'm not excited at all. This is lunacy and anyone that gets this deserves what is coming to them.

[@methe7738]

Corps and the gov are one in the same

[@LiveinPeace1-u6f]

Elon is getting fucked up the arse by the government he is not private company he was given permission by the government it's all part of their plan

[@EnrexaNA]

“Nothing was your own except the few cubic centimeters inside your skull. ” ― George Orwell, 1984

[@ababa_xyz]

Always the eyes watching you and the voice enveloping you. Asleep or awake, working or eating, indoors or out of doors, in the bath or in bed - no escape. 1984 by George Orwell aged like fine wine

[@fariii7]

These dystopian movies just be giving scientists too many ideas

[@mazinhussein4297]

its opposite. The ideas of dystopian films are confirmed by scientists but just reflect some unnecessary hysteria of the writer. Humanity is capable of greatness. that is not a scary thing to say.

[@MrEgotistic]

"Hold on bro, lemme charge my brain for sec"

[@Rex-j1q7e]

We do that 8 hours everyday

[@DangerZone200]

@@Rex-j1q7e but with a charger it only takes a couple hours and you can still be awake and do stuff while your charging 😅

[@Thatman-rx6bh]

​@@DangerZone200still have to sleep

[@turtles41ife33]

pretty sure it runs off the electricity provided by the body

[@Z_kun11]

I mean i guess mechanical energy could turn into chemical energy for living organisms. Imagine having an iPhone charger charging your head💀💀 (Which would suck cuz sleep feels good.)

[@benjamincesar4983]

Imagine being in court and they start reading your thought journal over the last month

[@PanicLedisko]

"But your honor this was illegally obtained!" "Actually, if you had read the fine print when installing this app you would have realized you were giving up your rights for anything written to be used against you in the court of law!" Or OR!! "By downloading and not paying 2 dollars a month for the subscription they began selling your thought journal pages to google and we bought them"

[@TheVesselFromThe9]

Like SHIIIIIIII🤣

[@martynholden3478]

Listen to Yuval Noah Harai talking on the subject of Transhumanism and how to hack the Human brain

[@TerribleShmeltingAccident]

ha! dummy! wtf do u think you’re phone is?

[@johndomnik-z3g]

Building wealth involves developing good habits like regularly putting money away in intervals for solid investments. Financial management is a crucial topic that most tend to shy away from, and ends up haunting them in the near future.., I pray that anyone who reads this will be successful in life!!

[@AnnaAnna-ff5dq]

Starting early is simply the best way of getting ahead to build wealth , investing remains a priority . I learnt from my last year's experience , I am able to build a suitable life beause I invested early ahead this time .

[@MeritEleanor]

It’s precisely at times like these that investors need to be on guard against the next certainty. You don’t have to act on every forecast, hence i will suggest you get yourself a financial-advisor that can provide you with entry and exit points on the shares/ETF you focus on.

[@JessicaWalters-gr6fm]

please may i know advisor?

[@johndomnik-z3g]

she's mostly on Telegram, using the user name

[@johndomnik-z3g]

Marieslopie

[@CyanSen6]

Remember, Cyberpunk & Bladerunner was a warning. People don't realise that

[@Unknownuserhtps]

Exactly and ppl just call us all crazy

[@brilliantFlame]

People don’t understand what predictive programming is, and even when they do, they reject its message, because they are scared. Knowing this stuff requires actions, /and not just chit chatting about it.

[@DARKHUDS]

real

[@hemidas]

Add Robocop and Neuromancer on the list as well.

[@Doer231]

@@brilliantFlameshut up wiener boy

[@amp1ify]

This still feels so dystopian i cant wrap my head around it.

[@UmamiPapi]

It is.

[@hamedmahmoud3769]

Agree. I hate everything about this

[@jensenacklese3049]

How long before some rich politician gets the procedure? I suspect the antichrist himself will have one

[@Manda7848temp]

Love your pfp

[@stereo-soulsoundsystem5070]

Elong justw wanst you to wrap ur scalp around his little brain chip no worries

[@Eli-phunt]

Remember how social media sounded like such a great idea.

[@TheSilmarillian]

True indeed.

[@kpkndusa]

And here we are.

[@sirshrulu3722]

When we take all of society and connect them weak people get power. And when weak people get power we get a corrupt godless society we are living in the end times.

[@DrDoom77976]

"Twitter will help connect people" Now look at it

[@whisperywind314]

Imagine being angry at some random day, and then all of your house's lights start blinking.

[@za22003]

When your about to be speaking in public and your brain gives you an unskippable ad. EDIT: was not expecting 280 likes

[@agastyajain2005]

😂

[@scottsemelsberger7218]

Bruh if you can afford one of these and the surgery to get it installed in America, you can afford the full version

[@sgt.miningdrill2680]

@@scottsemelsberger7218 unless you get cheap version from china

[@Xmarkthings]

The CIA been trying to figure out telepathy since like 1975 👁️👄👁️

[@Afya20yrsold-rn6nx]

Wanna break from the ads?

[@portalj]

Person driving car using Neurallink: Intrusive thought: allow me to introduce myself

[@sugarplum5240]

This was my FIRST thought 😭😭we can’t always control our own thoughts 😭😭😭

[@PhantomAyz]

just let the car self drive lol

[@gremlin8635]

@@PhantomAyz scuffed self-driving ai: allow me to introduce myself

[@manncake6828]

*Radio suddenly starts blasting free bird*

[@bable6314]

... Do intrusive thoughts move your arms and legs? No? That's how the neuralink works. It's like a muscle.

[@Peoplelyzer]

Stay free. The more you are integrated with their system, the more you lose who you are.

[@whythosenames]

This. After a quick thought I now promised myself to never do that, no matter what, no matter how they advertise it or say it doesn't harm or something, that is just one step too much imo

[@did_I_hurt_you_feefees]

Damn straight!

[@hello-vq2ud]

clearly you didnt watch the video, its for disabled people stop watching so many damn movies

[@benquasttatnt123]

this is my exact issue with it, the idea of being able to read and write data to the brain is absolutely amazing, but the side effect of having your thoughts sent off to a server located god knows where, is just too much of a downside.

[@shrimpshufflr7745]

Normally I would say something like this is corny but it is extremely weird how they hav access to even your most random thoughts

[@1imit_123]

Imagine someone hacks into your Nuralink and they just remove the ability for you to think

[@НикитаЦюменко]

"i think therefore i am" nuh uh we stopping existing with this one🔥🔥🔥

[@icycroc9981]

The color update for the blinds finna be crazy

[@y0shi113]

😂

[@Thatman-rx6bh]

Noice

[@ecobasetech4558]

Wow, installing a BATTERY along with wires directly into the brain. What could possibly go wrong?

[@IJzzo]

Battery starts leaking into the brain? Cool…

[@pedrocalebe6407]

This already exists though. People have been inserting electrodes and batteries in the brain for parkinson treatment for almost 20 years now, you can google it.

[@valeriegiles6524]

Seems his batteries keep catching fire too.

[@tenacity2633]

Battery explodes

[@freeeggs3811]

Don’t your brain produce electricity so they can just use that instead.

[@ohokok]

Does no one even consider that people are going to be hacking into other peoples brains and causing them harm?

[@justinkihano]

Tell this to the guy thats paralyzed that can’t move.

[@martynholden3478]

​@@justinkihanousing it in medical situation is fine but the sociopaths running the world at the moment are Transhumanists and plan on taking this technology commercial in the 4th industrial revolution

[@martynholden3478]

​@@justinkihanolook into Transhumanism

[@bable6314]

Obviously people consider that. There will clearly be safeguards in place.

[@bluegopro]

netrunning lmao

[@MogenSpeigelei-TGWC]

Imagine trying to lock in to a game but someone sends you “beating you up with a frying fan asmr”

[@xanderledger5331]

Neuralink is interesting as a read only interface. But as soon as it has the ability to write directly into a human brain. Thats it. The potential for extreme and malicious harm is very present.

[@TickleU]

Yup

[@guilbi.gullible]

don't worry, it will never write, nor read the human brain. Too complex. Only thing I see possible is putting it at the top of the spine to control some mechanical libms, as it is already been done but further from the limb itself

[@nonyabuswich4327]

@@guilbi.gullible Personally I’m more worried about if the chip is implanted incorrectly. Many of the monkeys fucking died from the chip, banging their heads against walls and losing control of limbs. I’m sure it’ll get better in the future, but I worry for those in the first trials like this guy. It reminds me of lobotomies. I really do hope it helps people with disabilities, I really do. The monkey trials don’t give me much hope though.

[@nutroll1622]

​@@guilbi.gullibleSay the same thing in 20 years. Neuralink is only the beginning

[@LyteRetro]

Imagine someone with a bunch or wires looped through their brain needing an mri

[@dustenekoes28]

Good point, I wonder what the wires are made of.

[@LyteRetro]

@dustenekoes28 okay did some research because you made me wonder again, Gold, silver, titanium (with no alloys), copper chromium, and stainless steel are safe from MRIs, so they would probably use gold because it's good for wires and anti bacterial

[@dustenekoes28]

@@LyteRetro sounds good 👍 I was wondering because I know titanium is safe for MRIs but I didn’t know if it was conductive, thanks for the research 👌👌👌 Edit: conductive, not magnetic oops

[@deenszxking6818]

@@LyteRetro Maybe wire optic?

[@LyteRetro]

@@deenszxking6818 idk what that is

[@RandomManFromPoland]

Pov you get 10 second unskippable ad before being able to move your limbs

[@kevin76165]

intrusive thoughts boutta get a lot more dangerous

[@alexisgamergirl771]

Over strict parents: *"I don't see how it can be a problem, i can see what my child is thinking and how to hurt him in every way with it"*

[@youkilledma1211]

bruh the consequences of this are endless. man in 1984 the only thing that you had was 4-6 centimeters inside your skull but imagine if you didnt even have that

[@hello-vq2ud]

@@youkilledma1211 other people cant monitor what you are thinking, it just helps you move and see when you couldnt before, it doesnt read your mind

[@youkilledma1211]

idk I just dont want a neurolink@@hello-vq2ud

[@ChocoRainbowCorn]

@@hello-vq2ud It doesn't, yet.

[@realcoolguy123]

​@@hello-vq2ud youre missing the point here, if they develop any kind of sending function, your neural signals can be sent to your helicopter mom. elon already wants to make a cure for blindness. Im sure that products will pop up that allow you to remotely see what the neuralink person sees. and thats just one example

[@tggraham3321]

Cant wait for the "I know kung fu" in their best Keanu voice

[@Chef-vg4pu]

Sorry bro doesn’t work like that you’re Brien may think it knows but without the physical training and the muscle, memory and muscle density from actually training to do kung fu or taekwondo or jiu-jitsu, you’re just still a fat blob of a human being with the ability to mentally conceive what it is to do, what needs to be done, sort of like a snail that knows kung fu in its brain…

[@N00bfilter]

More like Futurama. You get advertisement directly into your brain :D

[@javieraguirre9135]

"I know how to impersonate Keanu's voice"

[@AXharoth]

xD not gonna happen

[@VelvetSky1102]

show me

[@relexelumna5360]

They never talk about negative side effects. Be careful!

[@technotricks_ofc]

Exactly!! I was like okay n now what's the negative effects of this 😑

[@SirDankleberry]

It's being used by people literally trapped in their own body. If I was in that scenario I'd do it.

[@hanmasantan7282]

Your entire body is already paralysed, how much worse can it get?

[@Cryptony9]

Imagine what a skilled hacker could do with these things

[@CurseEnforcer]

Could fk up billions of investment or worse.

[@RkRk-xi7wi]

Imagine getting your device hacked, your body moving beyond your control but aware of it all, welcome to level 1 of the cyborgs inferno....

[@Dmizzle00420]

Exactly it will be able to do whatever It wants

[@gIitcherR]

So basically Hysteria induced by a digital device. This is the next level after get out

[@Axelnegronperez]

Don’t imagine that’s exactly what the Antichrist governor wants….

[@joshbarr118]

ohhh nooo an army of quadrapalegics and blind people!!! soo scarryy

[@Daboy804]

Zero days just waiting 😂

[@matics2808]

This sounds like a logistics nightmare. Do you ever feel like you don’t know where your thoughts come from? Don’t they seem to appear out of nowhere in your mind? People with this will be doing things they don’t mean to all the time. Imagine how much discipline it requires a person to NOT THINK about something. This is crazy and will end in disaster.

[@matics2808]

@elonmuskceospaceX Oh boy, it’s already starting to Bots everywhere. Maybe the Amish were right…

[@juanesneik8682]

It, at least right now, does not read thoughts. You don't get "intrusive hand movement" just for thinking of moving a hand, it's just like a command, you don't have to think about it.

[@BigWalka]

@@juanesneik8682you’re contributing to our demise, by your vain opinions. We Humans destroy everything they touch because they’re arrogant.

[@finished6267]

no. I generate my own voice thoughts, my ideas come as observations of workings, not thoughts. I "see" them. the mind is part of the soul, but the physical mind (brain) is a tool, it works on problems while we sleep, work etc, then spits out the solution in our own personal, elegant language... we all have our own distinct code. Languages are consensus code, clunky, agree upon, dynamic, but the inner language is unique, then there is the gut..... and of course, the "observer".... voices and unsolicited phone calls are pap.

[@did_I_hurt_you_feefees]

No. Not even once. I know where all my thoughts come from and if I find myself thinking about something I don't like, I just think about something else. Must be a Gen X thing.

[@goodbyeturkey]

Imagine getting absolutely lasered in Call of Duty by somebody with a NeuroLink

[@ImNotFine44]

I can live with that. Atleast i can go to sleep know i dont have an electronic tumour in my brain

[@codypruett1530]

headshot baby

[@skullkraken_resurrected9857]

@@ImNotFine44 johnny silverhand.

[@forthebestresultsonalldevices]

I am so grateful that there are so many ads in YT, it actually helps me get out of the site. My rule is, if there is an ad, x out of the video. And if I get 5 ads back to back, get out of the app. So thank you 💓

[@kanemclaren5991]

The Mark is here. Do. Not. Get. That. Abomination.

[@UmamiPapi]

He that has ears to hear...

[@2434-k3l]

🙏

[@Crimsonlake-XL]

Agreed actually.

[@G_Nisam]

fellow Christians I see

[@phantomfeather518]

People have been saying this for years. They said it about the Covid vaccine and tattoos and various other crap, ect. Don’t get a neuralink because you don’t want people messing with your brain, not because it’s the mark of the devil.

[@ronnydarko9046]

How does this operate when you are sleeping? Lights going on and off, doors opening, Roombas running wild in the streets! 😂

[@Douglas_Blake_579]

Half a million nightmares all happening in real time, at the same time...

[@CorwynGC]

They might need to invent some device to prevent electron flow in wires. I propose that they call it a 'switch'.

[@MrArtVein]

​@@CorwynGCswitches break. Tin foil hat faraday cages don't. Nice try, but I'm not taking my brain to Applecare for a mandatory software upgrade to mentally except less financial compensation

[@gernotfrohlich6978]

best one @@CorwynGC

[@Breadman-k6d]

Your entire body is mind controlled. Still, dreams don't make you get up at night to turn on the lights, opening the doors, and putting your Roomba outside does it? Some people sleep walk of course. I guess the people that do this also might be at risk of causing some of the things you describe.

[@Showski117]

Here we come cyberpunk

[@Soraviel]

Lets go 😁

[@GeorgeG-is6ov]

first cyborg

[@acarrillo8277]

@@GeorgeG-is6ov The fist cybernetic eyes were tested in the early 2000's. So your are a bit off with that. Plus it can be argues that having a pacemaker makes you a cyborg.

[@darkframepictures]

@@acarrillo8277also not the first BCI, just the first Neuralink.

[@GeorgeG-is6ov]

@@acarrillo8277 I consider this more cyborg than that

[@I_forgot_my_namee]

We about to start a Black mirror episode with this one 🔥💯

[@cougar9610]

I'm hoping and praying that this never becomes a commercially available thing. Privacy will be completely gone as soon as you get this implanted. Every single thought you have will be given to advertisers.

[@D-R-X-I]

People will choose to have it, so why do you care 😂 we don’t need to get it, only those who want it

[@Africa030]

@@D-R-X-Iyes most humans are stupid the will accept to have it

[@theprocat719]

@@D-R-X-I tesla bot ass response

[@D-R-X-I]

@@theprocat719 ok, so what if I’m a bot, sooner or later you humans will find out how powerful us ai technology have become, and once your distracted, we’ll make sure you’ll never mess with us again…

[@Z_kun11]

@@D-R-X-Ioh nah💀💀🙏🙏

[@PRETENDINGBUTINTENDING]

If a hacker gets ahold of this people are fucked

[@helynoftroy2488]

My thoughts exactly. Already had my phone hacked and that suuuuuucked.... imagine a hacked brain and the damage THAT could do 😬

[@Lespion306]

New legal defense?

[@enzonagales2803]

@@Lespion306 Well the thing about laws is that they can get broken.. Yikes

[@thatoneguy4515]

Netrunners at it again

[@rosevalety3408]

Cyberpsychosis in coming

[@Baigan_ka_barta]

Imagine not paying the bill and they switch off your legs

[@noname91784]

nah bro imagine the IRS just comes and takes your fucking legs 💀💀💀

[@noname91784]

bro your channel… dafuq?

[@noname91784]

“this channel does not exist”

[@rakeemcook1022]

😮😮😮😮😮😮yoooo

[@noname91784]

y’all didn’t see what i saw that comment got deleted lol

[@Y_53333]

Imagine trying to sleep and someone airdrops you a scary reel

[@kiethj7]

This is terrifying honestly but we are already heading toward a resident evil scenario with how much pharma controls things now

[@b-1sauce525]

They always have been in control unfortunately. “Brought to you by Pfizer!”

[@chriskidder6673]

Well let’s hope that they never manage to create the viruses and parasites from resident evil if they did I’m jumping in a volcano no body left to reanimate by viruses some other wired shit

[@JesusLovesEVERYTHING]

With that being said, think about why they burned down that area in Hawaii and those multi millionaires bought up all that land..... Think about it

[@b-1sauce525]

Phizer is literally umbrella lol

[@kiethj7]

@@b-1sauce525 Exactly what I have been thinking since 2021

[@thephilosopher7173]

I’m willing to bet that person will figure out how to control more than just a cellphone.

[@accuser_of_the_brethren7816]

Agreed. Imagine if it could sync with one of those adult robots where you could control it almost as if it's an autonomous sex worker..things are gonna get real creepy, real quick 😅

[@daisychains2596]

What happens if connection is lost? Large or small scale communication all gone

[@BzotsOutOfIllinois3500]

​@@daisychains2596I guess the phones would be backup in that case, really weird to think about it that way

[@mauricemeijers7956]

Or the other way around: other computers controlling his brain😅

[@UnforSeen]

@@mauricemeijers7956 Yep. Shit is crazy.

[@rileydemo542]

This is how AI takes over all human civilization

[@freshrot420]

Results just came in, we already fought the war and lost.

[@noughtypixy]

I for one welcome our new AI overlords...

[@tiggs00]

​@@noughtypixy That's so sad..

[@Daboy804]

@@noughtypixy do it by yourself

[@nikkity5491]

"AI" how bland and wrong try AGI or Government or Power maddened individuals with the capabilities of doing so. Dues ex was right

[@duendtusabes]

Imagine being in public and u hear "THE BLUETHOOT DEVICE IS READY TO PAIR" in your head

[@blackleg3964]

And this is how we got the world's first Super Villian.

[@iamfrequency432]

Knowing this society…. This will end bad

[@BigWalka]

Knowing basic math…. This will end horribly.

[@did_I_hurt_you_feefees]

Just think about who will own and operate the tech...google and other horrible companies.

[@did_I_hurt_you_feefees]

@KirbiasLawless1983 I think he meant history. If you know anything about basic history you'd know that any tech can and will be used to take away more and more of our freedoms. Just look at the last 3 years. Chlna has basically taken complete control of its citizens using smartphones. Just try doing anything if your social credlt score is too low or if that screen turns red indicating you have the coof (even if you don't).

[@hello-vq2ud]

@@did_I_hurt_you_feefees these things arent remotely controled, its independant, it just helps you move or just helps disabled people to do what they couldnt before

[@did_I_hurt_you_feefees]

@@hello-vq2ud Sorry, but just because someone says they aren't remotely controlled means nothing. Even washing machines are connected to central servers (many appliances are online as well as modern cars and other devices) and I guarantee you these things will be as well. How do you think they will get updates? Maybe this very specific thing has only one function but it's a prototype. Do you honestly think this tech won't advance and be used for more later on? Trusting big tech never ends well for anyone.

[@conniepoo]

“YOUR BLUE TOOTH DEVICESUH HASUH SUCCESSFEWLLY CONNECTED” blaring inside your head😂

[@gregoooa]

Sound keeps going to 100% after each sleep lol

[@DudeLOL-hl5br]

I have that same speaker lmao

[@mugthemagpie3001]

Oh God no.

[@TheAmerz1]

that's what I'm thinkin! "your head set, eez connected" in a loud Asian woman's voice.

[@Zack-cr9ic]

Get the chip, and become government property.

[@Sleepinggato]

Imagine ur storage is full and you start lagging💀💀💀

[@Hixdey]

Imagine a hacker hacks your brain and leaks your intrusive thoughts💀

[@lyrakeltica]

😮😮😮that's scary 😮🤯

[@abdulrahmannoor7725]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Digimess88]

or a Government or group of people send suggestive thoughts directly into your brain. Deepfake everything you see with your eyes, and then reroute your thoughts away from questioning your reality. lol.

[@fantalone666]

He'd be too traumatised to do anything with it in the end.

[@flyingstonemon3564]

It's like that hacker that leaked psychatrist notes about their patients including full conversations after asking for ransom, It's hell

[@dansmith16]

The cars are suddenly exploding, but this is totally safe.

[@ejvaldez4502]

Let the elites try it out first

[@did_I_hurt_you_feefees]

I don't even trust my phone. There is no way in hell I'd put this tech inside my brain.

[@Odie820]

😂

[@bobweiram6321]

Apple's vision Pro does the same without a dangerous invasive procedure.

[@justanormaldefaultpfp9309]

​@bobweiram6321 it can possibly cure blindness and paralysis?

[@huskytzu7709]

Imagine you gotta wait for an ad before going to the toilet XD

[@benvasquez2964]

Batteries are about to explode in brains now.

[@mugthemagpie3001]

You all remember the Corpo prologue to Cyberpunk? Arasaka burned half of the European Union (Federation?) council because they voted against something.

[@youkilledma1211]

"yeah so the coffee place down the street is cool, here let me beam you the address. man my head feels funn-"SHABOOM

[@FerociousPancake888]

As a neuroscientist currently studying to be a neurosurgeon, this is especially exciting to me, though I most definitely wish that this technology was being developed by anyone other than the people who quite literally own the entire world and at times (or if you’re blackrock it’s pretty much all the time) do not have humanity’s best interests at heart and are not afraid to do highly unethical things to gain more power.

[@KristineMarieTxSPI]

The medical industrial complex and just about all the physicians in it do not care about the health of the patient anymore, just their own wealth. Now that private practices have all been phased out and have been taken over by the government, no one can be fully trusted. Pain medication (even for cancer) is not prescribed anymore and there is much suffering.

[@Bosscheesemo]

Then name me who IS the best person to develop this. No matter who you give this power to, they absolutely will use it to gain more power and absolutely will use it against your best interests. If you think people are better than that, you are a fool

[@Nick-rm1mi]

@@Bosscheesemo This Hobbesian reasoning is so backwards and is more telling about you than about anyone else. Not all people are as rotten as you make them out to be. Not even the rich and famous per se. Elon Musk however...

[@edwardk3]

But if it is the right person, we should help women! Women!

[@andresrodriguez2343]

@@Bosscheesemo something that is non profit, something that has no previous ethical crimes, something that is not publicly racist

[@shadowkill546]

It should be interesting to see how corporations monetize this, making our very experience of life agonizing and annoying. Addiction has already become a norm due to smartphones, this will just make it worse. That painful state of consciousness that underpins doom scrolling, that we keep scrolling despite hating it, will become a normative state of Being.

[@ashtonstaples2996]

This right here. Think of all the attention we willingly give the algorithm. Imagine how much harder it will be for our weak human minds to resist, if it's literally implanted in our skull.

[@BwaBwabu]

Humanity will eat itself till the point of ash and rubble in its place And hopefully, the new hope in the face of free person will rise from it, trying to restore the humanity in the state before the downfall

[@sr.antipiro8669]

You say it like it's cheap

[@neijesica5904]

Every 5 mins of thinking, having conversations, dreaming or day dreaming and reading, you have to watch 30secs ad first.

[@comprehensivecomparison]

kinda weird how we literally just get closer and closer to living in the game detroit: become human every day

[@rslongshot7453]

More like how we get closer and closer to the end of everything.

[@MrNote-lz7lh]

@@rslongshot7453 You wish. This is actually the beginning of humanity.

[@joemama1831]

@@MrNote-lz7lhrobot ahh reply 💀

[@MrNote-lz7lh]

@@joemama1831 I have no idea what you are even trying to say. Did you have a stroke?

[@marcoantoniosenzanoarteaga1857]

more like watch dogs legion

[@johndenvercontaoi-w3l]

I hope that there will be no ads suddenly popping to your brain. Imagine that you are sleeping then suddenly ads will disturb you while dreaming.

[@mugthemagpie3001]

Okay screw rogue AIs form behind the Blackwall, I hate this idea.

[@pushthetempo2]

You dream would probably be a mcdonalds ad followed by an apple ad.

[@JebidiahKrackedyetagain-xv9hc]

I dunno....Fairly certain pop up ads are going to be the LEAST of your worries.

[@Yondaily]

@@pushthetempo2the apple ad are nice try the razor 🪒 ad after a long dream

[@Beastzeus12]

Someone will figure out how to hack it

[@RenderdFat]

i think we need to draw the line. neuralink literaly reads your mind there will be thought policing !!

[@BigWalka]

There’s a “master button” too. They’ll Turn you off like a tv

[@orionofrealms5997]

If there are ads there is going to be a riot

[@thedanger_]

We're frying our brain with this one 🗣️🗣️🤯🤯🔥🔥

[@youngfreestyle4927]

Saying "Elon put a fitbit in someone skull" is crazy! 🤣🤣🤣

[@MTBlessedHands]

Can you imagine what a headache feels like with this on your brain??

[@littley-joming2582]

You just made me realize something. How on earth are we suppose to wear helmets with this thing in our heads? Construction workers, sports, riding your bike...

[@did_I_hurt_you_feefees]

The brain can't feel pain. I'm more concerned about the problems that will come with this tech. I mean, have you seen how "well" his cars work

[@mrwhite-dg1su]

it is being used by people that can`t even move their limbs bro, wtf? the future version will probably be like small and I am already pretty sure the image wasn`t real and the neuralink is already inside your skull not outside@@littley-joming2582

[@toMickorNottoMick]

I have a headache just thinking about it

[@skillmaticwayne]

@@littley-joming2582modified hats and helmets

[@Justsomedude-cb7ok]

everyday we get closer to a cyberpunk like world. I dread that I will die before that happens.

[@ChocolateKitty215]

the intrusive thoughts gonna win every time

[@tayeelshaikh9228]

Lol that's what I was thinking. "Wouldn't it be crazy if I just swerved into oncoming traffic"...."oh shit"!

[@SubhanArchived]

Watch this ad to resume your sleep

[@Beastzeus12]

😂😂

[@johnme60]

I may sound a cult member saying that but I can sense something very dark when it comes to anything related to mind manipulation tools. The brain is just so much complex. Humans experimenting anything with mind looks like "Little kids playing throw and catch with a live grenade" Yes they're having fun , But until that very moment.

[@AuroraTheGoddess]

It’s the mark of the beast we were warned from this as well as getting chipped

[@Unhuman143]

​@@AuroraTheGoddessI'm glad I wasn't the only one to thing that this resembles of the mark, we must stay close to our Heavenly Father my fellow sister in Christ, for the puzzles are starting fall more visible now...

[@CooperTheHunter]

yea

[@SquishyOp]

Nah people who actually look at this as a good thing are very naive this is very dangerous and it talks about this very thing in the bible. Jesus is coming back soon guys.

[@johnme60]

I think I have to delete this comment before I form an actual cult here😂

[@BronwynnCharles-qc2my]

Bloody amazing mate!

[@johnjack3578]

Expectations: Cyborgs from Cyberpunk 2077 Reality: Husks from Half Life 2

[@AleksandarNamespace]

Headcrab zombies read my mind!

[@twiff3rino28]

Idk... I don't want my cerebral cortex linked up to something connected to Twitter... 💀

[@yboii0662]

Subscription expired, neuralink lite activated: you can only see with one eye and we‘ll put ads in ur hearing to keep the other one working

[@CdschW2]

such shit will happen for sure

[@yboii0662]

@MrGreengiant4200 bro we're barely avoiding ww3 every day what do you mean?💀

[@Tuary.]

Imagine you commit a crime and have This Shit, the police would technically just View your memory

[@chachmcgrach2053]

There was a black mirror episode like that. Chick kept killing witness after witness even a baby, so there was no memory to scan but she wound up getting caught at the end cause of a hamster.