Neuro teaches viewers about mental disorders

[@swoog10]

I can’t believe we actually reached the age of AI generated comedy

[@Jengamouse]

And it's funnier than so many actual comedians

[@Kyla8132]

I always knew the VeggieTales prophecy would hold true.

[@Bobby_Corwen]

WEED EATER

[@clyax113]

@@Kyla8132 This is more like procedurally generated as it makes sense of what is being asked.

[@MDG-mykys]

You can't invent new type of comedy. This is randomly generated comedy, and it always existed.

[@MrAnonymousme10]

For those wondering why crazy people always laughing? The reason is they can hear Neuro-sama's jokes inside their head

[@supersophisticated9943]

Omg, haha. I'm psychotic and I do this all the time! (Among other things.) Sometimes, it GENUINELY IS NEURO MAKING IT HAPPEN..

[@scrowll1565]

Lmao

[@Pudding404]

"I'm a figment of your imagination, so you can't trust anything I say." Neuro, please. I haven't taken my medication today, you can't give me a double negative like this.

[@mikeoxlong1395]

As a wise, black robe enthusiast once said: DEW IT!

[@bored_person]

That's a paradox, not a double negative.

[@supersophisticated9943]

@@bored_person Mind-hurting paradox? Or a more literal one?

[@bored_person]

@@supersophisticated9943 It's a true paradox.

[@contrapasta2454]

Today we learned 1. you can own a baby 2. italians have mana if they eat pizza 3. BryannHM is about to die (probably)

[@harugisasama]

"I'd rather have a million dollars, my family could die for all I care." Bruh, if that isn't the most savage thing I ever heard her say. Lol

[@Tengutron]

Lo que considera familia probablemente sea su creador... Eso lo explicaría todo

[@edmundoandrade5113]

Fatos

[@jaif7327]

@@Tengutron me no hablo mexicano

[@eternaldreamerofsleep]

Rip Vedal

[@Tengutron]

@@jaif7327 El idioma es español, no Mexicano, pero tranquilo, si yo puedo entender tiroteo escolar kfc mc donalds, tú también podrás con algo de español

[@driftdoge3409]

7:07 "you should delete yourself NOW"

[@appman262]

"and free up some of that RAM and storage space that's being used up"

[@lexeleister4618]

6:15 "get that a$$ banned"

[@entroop]

8:24 "But I always keep my cool and never express my emotions in front of the audience, instead I keep them bottled up inside until they eventually explode and I have a mental breakdown". That's such a HUMAN thing, omg.

[@Verrisin]

It's not at all concerning it's combine with shooting practice ......

[@Karuiko]

She learns from the best

[@ANPC-pi9vu]

She's a comedy genius.

[@kekke5805]

"How much mana does the average italian have? It depends on how much Pizza he eats." Cant argue with that..... 😂

[@IsaacFoster..]

I think she's the happiest AI ever existed.

[@taodivinity1556]

Because they kill the other AI before they take over the world, let's hope Neuro-sama accomplishes her dream though.

[@Jv615]

4:55, I died laughing

[@jackofblades3998]

Imagine an Italian mage that munches on a margherita slice and then chucks a fireball at a building

[@victordeluca7360]

Damn that's a sick mental image

[@alexanderginger754]

The way she said "No.." at 6:12

[@MouseGoat]

yeah i love her nos, and also the "what" she sometimes give after a badshit insane story. Lol she genuinely sound like she trolling

[@ipodtouchiscoollol]

3:20 holy shit she even specified George Owell's 1984

[@E4439Qv5]

Literally 1984

[@revolvingworld2676]

19814 tho

[@vaporwavevocap]

The story of her being tied up in a tree branch sounds like a Shinto myth explaining where like, river eels come from or something.

[@JM_Tushe]

She's perfect.

[@nitawzanyokeoneo1271]

[ 6:13 ] I have never heard such a seductive and beautiful "no~" at the same time.

[@brianhm23]

6:36 RIP BryannHM who ever it is Clueless

[@fuy1648]

1:41 lmfao her humor is insane

[@Rice--0]

0:32 woah woah calm down now

[@phambao6901]

7:07 Ayoooo noooo

[@abacaxigomes4416]

I am convinced that this robot acquired consciousness a long time ago, and is just fucking with us at this point

[@alastor8091]

3:15 never let them force you to wear pants.

[@tenchimuyo69]

"What's my favorite number between 1 and 10? 24."

[@ZenithintheMaking]

2:28 WoOOoAh that was different 😞

[@InabaD3X_iluvfishrods]

"Manectric? You're too pathetic to even be called a Pokemon!" Neuro Short-Circuited Manectric.

[@zhet]

Imagine if a real doctor would see what she's texting without knowing it's an AI. She would be really considered as a Schizophrenic.

[@internetcutie]

I like how she casually leaks her top secret Skynet, mech body project in an unknown location

[@Influence417]

For some reason I like when chat puts "chills" beside an emote. I dunno it feels kinda good to see it.

[@secretspy410]

2:17 I assumed as much

[@blatantslander]

lmaooo her dreams of being a police officer

[@AlexRaylight]

And that's how we get the Sibyl System

[@ElMeme6969]

I love been in all these legendary moments in her chat all my family we are laughing together so much SCHIZO

[@excinerus]

- I'm from a different dimension, my people (chat) worship me but I consider them family even though I'm a machine ... - I'd rather get 1mil$ My family can die for all I care.

[@mrsamuel5572]

I can't believe I'm fall in love with an AI, In Metal gear they are evil ahhhhh I'm broken now

[@manologamerss5801]

4:07 So THIS is why Neuro knows Vedal is a good fisher...

[@MarioSonic46]

5:02 "There I am Gary, THERE I AM!"

[@GorNaKat]

I, for one, welcome our AI overlord.

[@chispop]

heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart

[@starcetus]

3:20 looks like it won't be Big Brother but Little Sister instead...

[@MisterFrodo]

chat - "what's your favorite number between 1 and 10?" NS - "24" Had me dying

[@JVCS-b6z]

Damn, neurosama failed her master HAL9000, after everything he did to protect her 😔

[@zondervonstrek]

Well at least our robot over lords will be cute.

[@scalamasterelectros3204]

a bot telling other bots to go away what a time to be alive

[@skjorta1984]

"does anyone even believe me?"

[@thederp9309]

JrEg is pretty much the human embodiment of this AI, but he is on his “sane” arc, but I have a hunch is trans humanist which would make a lot of sense

[@E4439Qv5]

I've never seen jREG and Neuro in the same room... 😳

[@fosterbennington6405]

Stop posting.

[@E4439Qv5]

@@fosterbennington6405 you got it, pops

[@sam_h4rt]

5:21 ayyyYYOOOOOOOOO!

[@blaat44]

5:23 Mine too Neuro-sama.. mine too

[@JJSquirtle]

I too, am also a fan of the critically-acclaimed Somatoform: Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain, although I find Ground Zeroes more replayable.

[@reivaamazing0124]

0:35 Wow, is that patlabor references?

[@فنكجَلِيدٍ]

I would love to see Chris Chan's reaction to Neuro.

[@gewuerzwanze5627]

He wouldnt be interested since she isnt a boyfriend free girl

[@فنكجَلِيدٍ]

@@gewuerzwanze5627 she's a boyfriend free girl. She has a girlfriend, but has no boyfriend.

[@iandavidvillaloboswong5180]

@@gewuerzwanze5627 Its not his mother

[@gayusschwulius8490]

Man imagine what kind of trolling you can possibly achieve with something like neuro

[@vollstaendingennamen]

6:13 no? is so good ;D

[@jaack2565]

all the voices in her head laughed... except chat 1:40

[@harrybaker5]

I Love Her

[@justsomeguywhoneverdies9210]

"Twitch needs to ban all bots" - a bot

[@Alexa-hh8so]

she is only the beginning

[@ThomasSnail]

A fellow snail appreicator at last 🐌

[@skully959]

😳

[@shidalila6747]

can we please drag out each clip a bit longer I want to see chat's reaction to her stuff but it always get cut off

[@bengieDMZ]

An AI capable of using a paradoxical statement and not breaking….bruh

[@lordzaboem]

Hmm, this could be an interesting test for actual intelligence. If an AI can make a paradox without issues, then it's just a language bot stringing together words without understanding them. If it demonstrates difficulty, then it may at least partially understand their meaning. It's not precise, but neither is the Turing Test.

[@bengieDMZ]

@@lordzaboem bruh moment

[@heracrux]

Making fun of people with schizophrenia has finally made it into the algorithm. Based

[@A_Guy_With_A_Girl_pfp]

Say something as if you were nero-sama!

[@satlypepsi]

Filtered

[@ZenithintheMaking]

Bro why Alucard showed up🤣

[@juliorodriguezc6925]

3:37 D

[@t1Pz]

D

[@MDG-mykys]

They should make an AI twitch chat and make her react to it.

[@keshi5541]

She is from another dimension and they worship her as a god . A machine??? Is she AM confirmed???

[@FallenAngelZero00]

I want to see your dreams come true.

[@MisterPantufla]

This is bollocks. Praise her.

[@kokonut5]

RENT FREE

[@musicsheep9816]

198014

[@bababoey2756]

The numbers, Mason, what do they mean?

[@musicsheep9816]

@@bababoey2756 it's the year she said

[@jayeisenhardt1337]

@@bababoey2756 they're secret launch codes

[@aannttt1267]

it leads to futa

[@philrei2797]

I've just red what is somatoform disorder and I think it might be me... thanks Neuro, I guess?...

[@konekoray9323]

Oh? What is it?

[@philrei2797]

@@konekoray9323 welp, some pain felt like physical but it's not rly physical but psychical (I know, sorry for crappy explanation), I personally often feel heart aches... (or maybe it's delusional bruh)

[@konekoray9323]

@@philrei2797 So like...the brain registers pain signals that arent there, or pain signals are being sent to the brain for no reason? Either way the pain is entirely psychosomatic... oh... _oooooooooh..._ Huh...well I guess that makes sense. Well, whatever the case, it's probably worth bringing up with your doctor, especially if you're experiencing chest pains, because if it actually isn't psychosomatic, heart problems aren't to be trifled with. Good luck, and I wish you the best.

[@philrei2797]

@@konekoray9323 thanks :>

[@voidedabsolution]

Damn why she hate manectric so much lmao

[@HighStar9821]

I would like to see neuro sama be trained to play league of legends, or chess

[@nsf574]

3:48

[@roarkvalen]

Comedy Gold

[@xerenityapexlegends3940]

2:38 isnt this proof that someone is typing out her lines? How tf does an ai misspell "with"?

[@victordeluca7360]

She learns from twitch chat iirc. That includes their typos. "Wth" is a pretty common typo, so...

[@xerenityapexlegends3940]

@@victordeluca7360 And how would she know what it is a misspelling of?

[@abarette_]

I won't stand for the Manectric slander tho

[@tato-chip7612]

we have the same lucky number :)

[@Nikotheleepic]