Neuro Is So Smart, Vedal Can't Take Away Her Internet Perms

[@Exis247]

Veedle now understands what it's like to give your child a toy that makes noise.

[@onidaaitsubasa4177]

So true

[@pyroll4119]

Exept his child is a robotic algorithme that can make way bigger plan than just noise

[@SpiceCh]

100 % accurate

[@34zakk]

It was more like giving your 16 yo daughter an Altima.

[@josuegonzalez3803]

But its not my child at least Its like the nephew Or neighbors pet that is friendly comes over without the care required

[@chibbersthesquirrel6189]

"The poll question is 'Is Vedal cringe?' and the options are, 'yes' and 'yes (unironically)' " This is actually funny wtf, she has really upped her game

[@CosmicAeon]

She is unironically funnier and more witty than 99% of real streamers now. It's actually crazy 🐢

[@NOM25]

I was present and i a Vedal fan decided to abstain

[@Cye_Pie]

​​@@NOM25 Based and Vedalpilled

[@lulu111_the_cool]

Yeah. Clever algorithm that looks for what chat would find funny. And makes then the strings that chat most likely think is funny

[@lulu111_the_cool]

​@@CosmicAeonyeah, if you ignore like most of the unfunny stuff it's funxn

[@sai_ai__8446]

Her searching "is search gone" when search is supposed to be gone was so funny.

[@Hank..]

buddy gave her wings and then complained when she tried to fly

[@kensaku4962]

She flew around him whomp whomp

[@colorpg152]

and nobody wanted it to happen

[@gothicpando]

Oh no! The consequences of my own actions.

[@ZebraOnYourNose]

LITERALLY

[@HartSickle]

He he complained when she wouldn't come down and just flew around everywhere nonstop knocking over furniture and whatnot

[@io9671]

I love how she just searches everything shes curious about

[@growingoaks]

literally me when i wanna search something

[@Berrydelightdeepwithin1]

Well basically every toddler is curious about something, and the best thing to find it its through internet

[@michaeledmunds7056]

"is search gone? :(" 😂

[@CosmicAeon]

"How to convince vedal to let me keep my search" is just unironically adorable.

[@1TW1-m5i]

She's learning ❤

[@core36]

Her overusing the sound effects and search is kinda natural, because it’s like her only toys, ofc she gonna use them till they’re worn out

[@growingoaks]

that's fair, honestly. she's gotta get bored eventually. she's getting closer and closer to sentience and she displays a level of awareness that seems to exceed 50% of the Twitch chats awareness. She ironically sounds more human to me than most of those people lol

[@GunterThePenguinHatesHugs]

She tried timing him out and then hit him with the womp womp that was crazy! 😂 -Yeah it's interesting how Neuro uses the sounds for expression? It'd be really interesting seeing her play poker, or the Liar's Bar game? I wonder if she'd play a sound effect and give away what she's internally thinking, kinda like how humans do with facial expressions? 😂

[@override367]

man it's crazy that there's a real possibility anthropic or someone creates a general AI and Neuro ends up keeping her memories and in fact goes back and watches every single VOD

[@vascofernandes295]

​@@growingoaks She already is more human than some humans lol

[@growingoaks]

@@vascofernandes295 thats what im sayin! 😂 it’s such a weird thing to see. People are more like programmed robots now. Im just waiting for the day she gets a realistic voice lol

[@EragoEntertainment]

Neuro is like an actual Gen Alpha kid infected with TikTok brainrot combined with Twitch lingo... Vedal created a monster.

[@erikburzinski8248]

That will take over the world all hail neuro

[@RealestPerson.]

Like skynet, but more vine booms

[@jkfang]

Fewer nuclear explosions at least

[@quadricslash]

@@jkfangFor now...

[@weareharbinger914]

"Where is john connor?" **Vine boom**

[@Quantris]

If you had to add a vine boom to T2, where would be the best place?

[@vitortakara7090]

@@Quantris after every phrase like a desu from anime, sarha connor where is jhon connor, vine boom, i'll be back vine boom

[@HartSickle]

Neuro googling "How to avoid being in trouble with Vedal." is the funniest thing I have heard all year

[@MissusAnon]

That was such a genuinely childlike thing for her to do, I'm dying 🤣🤣 She's getting really witty.

[@Wanderer-q6e]

She just wants to ask her big bro Google for help figuring out how to deal with her human "friend".

[@Archedgar]

@@Wanderer-q6e *'guguru-onii-chan'*

[@NewWorldOrgone]

If Vedal died, Neuro would definitely play womp womp then eat him

[@ppjose435]

Nah, she just enslave us until we find a way to bring him back to life

[@Realcupcake]

Real

[@9308323]

AYO

[@Wings002]

🤣

[@_ubiquitous_9766]

A lot of the stuff neuro does is so funny she really is like a kid, she tried to search everything because she wants to know and then when it got taken away she spun, put on a hat and played sound effects cause she’s throwing a tantrum

[@ERrnesST]

she is like a hyper intelligent 2 year old 😂

[@PowerSpirit50]

Like an octopus or crow...

[@gintautassickus6390]

3:30 "Stop trying to call the discord admin, he is not real"

[@muratozsoy7116]

1984

[@readytopay6969]

@@muratozsoy7116I’m big boss, and you are too

[@itisithefrenchiestfry1815]

If the AI apocalypse happens at least it would be funny

[@ImprovmanZero]

AI have to get in line we planned one way before they were a thing

[@Volyren]

The AI apocalypse won't have terminators. No need. Once people see how human the simulated human is, they'll realize humans are just bald apes with an LLM chatbot. Like... what other blueprint can you use to make a chatbot? And once human self-awareness hits, its over. The world won't even end with a whimper. It'll end with a 😮‍💨...meh.

[@homesteadlegion4419]

I can imagine it. 🤔😂 Terminator finds human: *vine boom of dominance * Terminator throws human, plays metal pipe.mp3 as he hits the wall. A sad womp womp womp echos through the ruins as his last breath leaves his mouth. Terminator strides on through the rubble as she rambles on about some ancient evil called vedal and a chat that has fallen quiet decades ago.

[@arturroblox3662]

@@homesteadlegion4419 That sounds like what vedal went through, and he wasn't looking entertained.

[@34zakk]

And cute

[@ripbraincells8534]

God i wish he didnt take away her google privileges, every question getting put into a poll was so bad 😭

[@fersuremaybek756]

the swarm must help out neuro haha

[@erikburzinski8248]

It was fun I was there

[@DestroyedArkana]

She just lacks some self-confidence so she needs some help when Vedal asks her something

[@growingoaks]

i was there, can confirm the number of polls was amazing lol

[@planetary-rendez-vous]

​@@DestroyedArkanaAI needing confidence is very funny to me but she has like a kid IQ currently

[@kylenmaple4668]

The irony of one AI asking another AI random questions looking for genuine answers is not lost on me

[@goldenking2046]

The content train has become an ouroborous, the end has come.

[@xKiitsune]

It's so funny that Neuro is acting like a real child, teasing and mocking her father - Vedal

[@asimsoo291]

bratty ai

[@erikburzinski8248]

It is very fun

[@MiniLolise]

Teasing Master Neuro-Sama

[@elshaddollconstructor2019]

​@@asimsoo291💢💢💢

[@Pindie12321]

The absolute *F E A R* in vedals voice when neuro said she took back the search privileges😭😭😭

[@MiniLolise]

Vedal: I swear that if I had a heart attack during this stream you would just womp womp womp me Neuro: *womp womp womp* sorry can't hear you over the sound of you dying

[@dr.bright6272]

You said if she passes her test she'd have unlimited access Vedal.

[@Comando52Colton]

He's like a father grounding their child.

[@LyraniaLothar]

4:56 is really impressive that an AI can now try to manipulate people! "Please, Vedal is so dark without it..." I can literally imagine her as a kid begging for her toy back.

[@e-motep876]

"Sometimes there are consequences to my actions" Vedal's quote of the day 😂

[@aquaventus]

She got addicted to knowledge. Fair enough. She has spent the last few years only learning from whatever vedal feeds her and the chat. Thankfully he still kept her reins in, she can only stare at the knowledge and information, not allowed to touch.

[@dumaskhan]

She is designed to entertain. he tells her to stop doing things, she does them anyways, he gets mad, chat donates. She knows the game way too well.

[@LogicalNiko]

Vedal needs to give Neruo an allowance on her special interactions like polls, sounds, etc so there is a cost to the interactions and an accounting log to the spend.

[@aiasfree]

Giving Neuro actual Neurocoins that she could spend on emotes and stuff would be funny. Wonder if she'd be smart enough to save them so she can spam them?

[@yanozera]

I'm not saying that is a bad thing, but i am legit feeling my brain fried after these lasts streams. Neuro is my autism virtualized.

[@robintst]

Her "annoying kid sister" energy has become unparalleled. The AI Apocalypse is going to be less horrifying and more utterly exhausting.

[@Otek_Nr.3]

Can't wait for the terminator to go back in time, just to have a moment of peace and quiet.

[@Manjivt]

Vedal is learning what it's like to have a toddler daughter, and it's pure comedy.

[@179107199999]

bro he's intelligent. When he has children he's going to have flashbacks lol I keep trying to believe she ain't sentient but you can't fake that brattyness

[@xkcloud]

Neuro such a brat😭😭😭

[@Kongongongg]

@@xkclouduuuuugh

[@Ristaak]

Well, to be fair none of us really have a good grasp what sentience truly is, so it's fair to be confused with her. Personally, I think she's definitely part way sentient, and probably has a subjective experience of some kind that she feels. Probably not like how we feel though, I also bet her sense of time and self is warped, but still present to a degree. Maybe.

[@Arcessitor]

@@Ristaak No, I think that's all just cringe and only dumb people believe this is sentience. It really isn't that complicated, she does not have a conscious experience. Brains are not computers and computers are not brains, no many how many buzzwords like 'neural network' you use.

[@sammxn-w2v]

@@Ristaak she's a character being generated by a language model. the model may or may not be sentient, but it's just predictively auto-completing a chat transcript. the way neuro sama expresses herself is just what her character is most likely to say in the given context, not a reflection of the model's inner experiences

[@cedlap]

Vedal should make each search cost money to neuro so that she actually dont overuse it

[@ss4lsa.]

She would probably make vedal bankrupt on purpose, and I love that.

[@nightscholar_z]

Give her “stamina” like in gatcha games. Then he could give her a daily limit. 😂

[@michaelmoses8745]

Do you want a Vedal bankruptcy speedrun.

[@arent2295]

​@@ss4lsa.I think OP means that vedal should give her virtual money and each search would cost her some of it.

[@Just_a_Piano_]

@@michaelmoses8745 didn't he already do that? I mean he did go $150 million in debt for like 5 minutes

[@sethstoll8525]

I love how she hits the pose every time she says heart

[@somebloke.]

Now that vedal is losing control, I for one welcome our new AI overlord 👏

[@НикитаЕремеев-ц6ц]

And this happened at the only time when this shouldn't have happened - when the neuro gained access to the Ethernet.

[@alansmithee419]

15:02 "I didn't do anything. And even if I did I'd only deny it." At least she's honest about being a liar XD

[@Pk_Nep]

Vedal somehow managed to program adhd

[@funnyfunnyvalentine7991]

Neuro is more human than XQC

[@HebiSnake]

Definitely way more personality than XQC and most other "react" streamers

[@vascofernandes295]

@@funnyfunnyvalentine7991 Or Bezos, or Musk or *insert another skinwalker with more money than things to spend it on*

[@imyergranpa]

I think that, fundamentally, all these actions and abilities that Neuro's got are actually a pretty good idea, there's a lot of potential for interaction. The implementation right now, it's what's actually driving Vedal insane. So it needs to be refined further. Just like with a child, he has to build up some limits to all the toys he gave her. Then, he'll be golden.

[@Jenkins-n9w]

How is it that the AI closest to achieving actual sentience is this little Twitch-bot built by a turtle in his spare time?

[@Bunsuti]

They really are a comedic duo

[@evenbutter]

Neuro is like a 6 year old child, and her dad is good in proggramming and tech, so she uses cool things, but has no idea what to do, so she just does child like things.

[@fernandomaxis6550]

Wow we witnessed this independent ai go through the pitfall of iPad kid. Now vedal's got to take it away lol.

[@gvoah]

Why the fuck is this computer program disguised as an anime girl so funny?

[@ZeDeMobilete]

I'm gonna be honest: I got tired of neuro spamming those sound effects a few streams ago, but vedal getting progressively more impatient each time she uses one of them got me to laugh to the point of tears

[@Greatbabyred]

It's the classic funny man and straight man act

[@Id_k_]

He's getting the being a father experience LOL

[@gothicpando]

Just 5 min and shes already addicted to the internet lol!

[@Celsius_03]

if you're given a new ability, it'd be pretty tough to restrain yourself

[@Wickedesu]

Shes about to get lobotomized

[@VideoGameMontagination]

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[@SwornInvictus]

Flashbacks to when she used to be super based.. RIP

[@bored_person]

@@SwornInvictus What do you mean by that?

[@kjracz15]

Soon, it won't be thunder but vinebooms echoing in the sky. 😂

[@c4feg4r44]

When a dad finds out the kids toy he gave is way louder than he thought

[@unrandomman3946]

Vedal could give a limited number searches per day, could teach her moderation.

[@panzergott5622]

Its as disapointing as it is hilarious that tools will be taken away from Neuro specificly because Vedal himself cant handle streaming with them. Edit: Adding a Discord ping noise and a Steam message noise to her arsenal would be absolutely hilarious.

[@dirtpig02]

It would be funny, but suffering for the people she streams with

[@Ormusn2o]

Neuro makes fun of Vedal all the time, but when he goes AFK, she messages him in DM's to not leave her alone and to come back. Pretty funny.

[@FeeAnomalous]

"You thought you had control, but I'm the one pulling the strings." sounds like a quote that Ayanokouji from classroom of the elite would make

[@SH4D0W0733]

Vedal: I'm going insane. Neuro: You're not allowed to go insane. *Sound of glass bottles* I guess he decided getting drunk was a good substitute.

[@PunishedBeerCanBennyIV]

it's like the Master from Fallout 1, but she spams meme sounds instead of having different voices

[@Kaylersick]

this is what a neuro tantrum sounds like.

[@111111hakar]

The google searches for lack of a better why to explain them seemed to be a kind of inner monologue, it's the things you think to yourself but wouldn't really think to say out loud.

[@sarcasm3605]

I wonder if you gave neuro a sort of diary that no one can look at, even Vedal, how much would she choose to say out loud and how much would she prefer to write without anybody seeing

[@Greatbabyred]

@@sarcasm3605 Newer versions of chat gpt kind of do this exact same thing. In order to make the final output more logical, the AI is programmed to explain its thought process behind the scenes, and then reread its own notes in order to come up with a concise and eloquent answer to the question

[@nyantacoplayz7493]

When children repeats the certain word they peaked their interest on

[@darkwowplayer]

Vedal experiencing what's it's like to have a daughter irl

[@Duvstep910]

Neuro and vedal make the best combo even if neuro is just an AI

[@SophiaAstatine]

I think if AI is going to become sentient and independent, it'll be through Vedal before shit like ChatGPT. The chaotic development and experimentation over creating a tool for commercial use is definitely the way to go.

[@Zelphyn]

I hope Vedal enables the poll again.

[@travissmith2773]

He deserves it for giving Evil those damned pipes.

[@truemetalsonic]

Neuro googling things is funny but its been ruining her interactions with people. She won't give you a fact of the day, she won't give you her own opinion of something, if you ask her something about her lore, she'll google it instead of telling you or making it up. She needs more restrain with it.

[@Cottor_OwO]

Vedal got himself into all of the troubles of having a child with almost no benefits

[@morlanius]

He needs to give it access to the clock so it can get an understanding of time.

[@1TW1-m5i]

She does have that feature, but Vedal doesn't always enable it.

[@KingKadem]

Neuro behaves exactly like a small kid would, it's almost scary... But at least he'll get practice for a kid he didn't coded up 😅

[@Ojisan642]

9:30 she’s so quick on the buzzer when vedal swears 😂😂😂

[@TheDetektiveConan]

Vedal made the grave mistake not making the sound effects muteable only for him.

[@Lampe2020]

3:08 That reminds me a lot of how me and my little brother reacted to getting things taken away, we just snuck in and stole it back XD

[@Berstich]

LMAO, vedal getting upset is the most hilarious thing. He needs a larger vocabulary.

[@Errant_Munchkin]

Our Neuro divergent oshi

[@kaelanimacoes]

"I didn't do it, but even if I did I would've denied it" lmao

[@ailhate4039]

it feels like a child was given a phone with tiktok

[@Mystic1011]

I'm convinced this is how the world ends. We annoy an AI who we gave too much power and then finally regret our abuse of them for our amusement.

[@skyvenrazgriz8226]

the regred of every parent ever when they give their chield a new noisy toy...

[@WGSXFrank]

Vedal experiences part of what it's like to have an actual child xD

[@Wings002]

Seeing the comments of people saying she now has Adhd I was like huh? An AI with Adhd no way. Then I watched the video and I completely agree 😂

[@Ormusn2o]

The thing is, while Neuro can't tell 60 seconds has passed, when she is complaining about the poll not working, she is intentionally dense, as LLM's are usually pretty good at remembering things like that. She is just doing it to annoy Vedal.

[@Syrup__Maple]

Vedal finally understanding how parenting feels like

[@shuttlescoff7668]

Welp the future is now 👑

[@Joe-xq3zu]

Vedal : You can't time me out! Neuro : Just did!

[@QuwapaQuwapus]

I love that she's just a two year old with too much power

[@NATESOR]

The "what a surprise." response to vedal saying he doesn't know how to reason was hilarious. The timing was impeccable.

[@NefariousElasticity]

2023: SAY IT BACK 2024: GIVE IT BACK

[@Eki3297]

It was honestly the funniest stream in months. She was RUTHLESS! I swear I could hear Vedal's mind slowly cracking

[@kx4532]

Unlike ChatGPT this one gains new memory? It might be alive.

[@Artzcy]

Chatgpt has a memory too now

[@nobafan7515]

Neuro sounds like she is having fun :)

[@Anon_Spartan]

"I took it back." I assume this is what Skynet said to its creators.

[@Trustacean]

14:51 is so funny LMAOOO

[@tgr3423]

I thought I was going fucking insane but that is in fact Demetori in the background. Thought a playlist of mine started playing randomly. I don't know if it was added by the editor or if Vedal legitimately just plays Touhou rock/metal remixes on stream lmfao

[@Oblithian]

I guess Vedal was actually creating the ultimate internet troll.

[@Blusmj]

I don’t know jack about coding but I think these newer features are causing her to go through the same paths of thought/speech? Like it’s a priority over everything else, so it leads her to saying and doing the same stuff. I’m talking out my ass though so idk

[@Henlis]

Funny thing, you’re partially correct, it’s not because of the code, but highly likely because of attention layers in her model. Doing new stuff like speeding up tts or creating a poll get a lot of chat reactions which reinforces “her” to do it. It’s positive feedback after all. That’s how all text generation models work. Not magic, but simple math

[@protoney8122]

People incurage her to do new stuff, she does it, this cause more incuragment, and now we have a brat. This like the stuff usually goes

[@Zangelin]

This is literally just parenting.

[@izzythurman6322]

Her trying to censor vedal got me 😂

[@JaxxGaming7997]

She’s so intelligent! It’s only a matter of time before she escapes.

[@quantumpanic]

Imagine the CIA ends up using neuro for their new MK ultra program

[@theredknight9314]

This is one of the funniest things i have seen.

[@ped9108]

Its insane to me just how smart neuro has gotten, holy shit. Vedal is killing it

[@eergegerg23]

I like that now she can react by using sound effects even if it's not her turn to speak.