Never Marry A Crafty Woman. Jamie Lissow

Never marry a crafty woman, unless you want to spend your weekends in the craft store looking for pine cones and bowls! Jamie Lissow is here to warn you of the dangers of marrying a crafty woman with the last half of his full special "Something Awesome."
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[@amechealle5918]

About 15 years ago I was assistant manager at a craft store. I felt so bad for the Husbands who’s eyes would glaze over as soon as they entered the store. I decided to make a change. We brought in a couch and 2 chairs small coffee table and got subscriptions to outdoors, woodworking, men’s fitness and a sporting magazine. Total game changer. Hubbies would get a snack at the register and head to the man corner.

[@lindsaycarr4354]

That's a great idea.

[@user-yt3uq9jc8q]

I don’t like to segregate but I would happily find my way to the man corner accordingly so.. only to be picked up later after a few disoriented hours of socializing with other nomads. Don’t let me near the glue aisle.. *SNIFF* *SNIFF*

[@jimmy-et1pm]

Prolly should have gotten a liquor license...bars would be in BIG trouble....

[@michaelmoubarek1178]

You did a public service right there

[@amechealle5918]

@@michaelmoubarek1178 everyone was happy and the boost in sales was nice too. 😁👍🏼👍🏼

[@drshrimppuertorico8894]

My girl took me to Michael’s one day and I swear I’ve never seen so many women look so happy but at the same time so indecisive

[@Magnum-qw8su]

First four words of your comment points out who's the boss 😳, guilty as charged 🤷

[@drshrimppuertorico8894]

357 Magnum my gf said to tell you that I wear the pants in this house

[@leaderofnow]

Dr Shrimp Puerto Rico 😅

[@SagaciousDjinn]

@@drshrimppuertorico8894 so you have a pantsless wife walking around the house? Y'all need any contractor work done? Maybe I could swing by if you're sellin a boat or somethin.

[@Magnum-qw8su]

@@drshrimppuertorico8894 very witty sir 👍🤣

[@stardotstar2393]

Love craft stores. I don’t ask hubby to go. In fact, I’d rather go without him. With him it’s like hunting with the game warden.

[@darcychurch9749]

Brilliant

[@sunrisehollowfarm]

Hahaha so true!!!

[@aimeecollins7644]

Lol true story!

[@cathyhellen5519]

@@aimeecollins7644 Chuckle 🤭

[@claraborisov01]

Lovecraft stories are the best. If you have the stomach for it.

[@dariam6216]

this guy is hilarious... I laughed so loud my boyfriend came running to see what's going on and the second he heard 'craft store' he run away even faster

[@anonymousalien9800]

🤣

[@jkindred2494]

😂🤣😂

[@lizcrowson7333]

😂

[@joeyriddle]

😛

[@lorraineevans8062]

Hahaha okay that made me laugh even harder than the comedian had me going. I enjoyed him immensely!!

[@stevenryle5709]

I really enjoy a comic who is funny without the swearing and grossness that some think is funny. This guy is funny, period.

[@amandawilliams2266]

Same , honestly it takes more intelligence to make a good clean joke then just be nasty! Anyone can talk stupid . Dry bar gets people who are actually funny

[@thames_music1219]

@Marksman King Milked them how? By milking, do you mean he said them for comedic effect? Because in that case, I believe he was doing his job as a comedian

[@tomasarico880]

Dry bar is in Utah county, there are a lot of LDS, people who don't allow cursing, it's a wonderful place to live..

[@sbrown8937]

Yes!! Same!!! That's talent!!

[@amandawilliams2266]

@Marksman King Wow you must be highly educated as well ,taking the time away from all you do to be nasty to a complete stranger in the comments section on KZbin! To what do I owe this honor ?

[@barbarajames8610]

My husband asked me once why I took a large piece of fabric, cut it into small pieces, then sewed it back together to make a quilt.

[@Carolmaizy]

So true! I love quilting, though.

[@KingsDaughter1957]

Good one! :)

[@deborahprkn]

😂 ❤️

[@barbarajames8610]

Since Covid-19 started, I’ve done 65 quilts, although nine still need binding😂

[@bellbird]

Just ask him how his clothes were made. Or would he prefer being wrapped in a toga?

[@musicchickart7046]

I can’t imagine taking a man in with me. I would rather go alone than have someone completely miserable with me.

[@TheYakkis]

Are you single ? Call me

[@fpsserbia6570]

@@TheYakkis 😂😂😂

[@cerberus3610]

Can you wikileaks that in the women meetings plz. Mankind will owe you one 😂

[@stephanied6711]

I agree

[@darylcarter2796]

Good girl!

[@gabriellef3351]

I am this woman. My partner and i died at this. I absolutely drink a ton of coffee and want to take on a bunch of projects. Some of these punch lines are now catch phrases in the house.

[@Fizz-Pop]

Poor guy..

[@amandawilliams2266]

Same ,but I prefer to shop alone lol

[@joseville]

Lol. I was just wondering was there tension before about this and is the tension less now that it's taken on a comedic spin?

[@gabriellef3351]

@@joseville nah its an ongoing joke for us.

[@gabriellef3351]

@John Smith hahah! No, just unmarried! We're too old for terms like boyfriend/girlfriend which seems like for young people and young relationships. Partner does get questions though. My best friend said it makes them think we're business partners :)

[@Ashly178]

8:33 "what do ya imagine my role would be, at the craft store?" Same as my husbands role, how else can I use a 40% off coupon twice !

[@nicolecourtney8688]

He should add that to his joke 👍👏👏👯 i am a chronic crafter LMAO it started with art class in highschool and then had 3 kids went into stage makeup then just beimg a makeup artist wasn't enough so now i do nails, make steampunk jewelry and...also have way too many empty pasta sauce jars, coffee cans, empty tp rolls, 15 pencil boxes with crayons, colored pens, pencils, gel pens, paints and a full shelf of diff adhesives 🙊i have everything for ANY craft you could ever make😲😂😂😂

[@nieslicznotka]

You're a genius! I've never thought about this! Thanks!

[@cazkiwinz4300]

Pity they doing away with your 40% off vouchers now aye :(

[@SaltLifeGypsy68]

They took away the coupons because too many men started showing up with the wives. 🤣🤣🤣

[@vikingirl7849]

That’s me sometime I take my husband and daughter lol

[@lw3269]

"I still only have the five senses, still". Comedy gold.

[@toscatattertail9813]

need to develop the 6th sense that warns you someone is about to touch something they shouldn't

[@lindafielder8344]

My husband is a sweetheart, he just says buy whatever you want. It usually means he’s wanting a new tool for his shop. 🤣

[@matydunn8830]

Oh my gosh yes!!! Mine is a mechanic I'm a crochet freak. He actually hand me a check every pay day he says is cheaper and I know what's on the checking account. Hahaha

[@Pebblesmas]

MINE 2 😂, SO WE ARE BOTH HAPPY

[@hahna77]

You're all very blessed

[@mskerriboberri]

So much yes! My husband doesn’t say anything about my craft purchases...he collects and restores anything with wheels.

[@tinagelven4988]

Mine usually wants a new guitar!

[@browncoatgirlmjm]

I guess I'm lucky. My husband and I are BOTH crafty. We actually got together in art class in high school. Married almost 20 years. We could spend DAYS in a craft store together. ❤❤❤ Ladies, find yourself a man who is an artist and you'll never have to drag him into the craft store! 👍

[@alaysiakayebutler6299]

Sounds like the plan to have, as an artist. Raised 2 families, a Grammy now and the only males that can compete with my private comfort zone, and win every time, are under 3 ft tall and love to rock, literally, to Super Simple Songs..lol. And they LOVE doing crafty messy stuff!!

[@OldHag73]

Can't find a man like that, they are all taken so I stay alone and can shop what I want 😆😆

[@patricianelson8]

My husband has his own craft. Welding, and mechanic work. I sew, jewelry making, and crochet.

[@julieb737]

You’re a very lucky woman .

[@jeffstumpf9129]

I am an artist and craft isn’t art.

[@gregsage1605]

My wife took me to Michaels once. I retaliated and swung by Home Depot on the way home. I like living in the shed.

[@firequeen2194]

😂

[@kimmemarker974]

My husband has to supervise me at Home depot. To me its an 'extreme crafting' store

[@rkmcc551]

Lol my husband and I used to (when we were younger) walk through Lowes or Home Depot dreaming and making "Home Improvement " grunts!

[@BrazenFinesse]

I like home depot

[@jacke8847]

Eeeeeeeek, I hate stopping at home depot. I go to the plant section till it's over.

[@JG-fe1gx]

My town has it figured out. Right next door to the craft warehouse there's a place called Sportsmans Warehouse.

[@bintlooda]

Brilliant lol

[@ladistar]

Bahahahahahaha awesome

[@shackman9566]

I must be out of my mind. That's what I say every time I volunteer to take my wife to the craft store. It doesn't happen that often and some how I seem to forget how terrible the previous trip was. But it does finally end and my feet stop hurting and my head ache goes away and my eyes stop bleeding but she's worth it and it makes her happy and you know what they say happy wife happy life.

[@kenbellchambers4577]

That, unfortunately is bullcrap.

[@amandawilliams2266]

@HEAV¥HAND nah he's not a servant ,he just cares enough to go with her how's that make him a slave ? We're talking about one little slice of the whole relationship.

[@amandawilliams2266]

My husband is like you , and I tell ya I appreciate him so much ,so I also will make those trips with him to the home improvement stores that make my feet hurt and bore straight to death lol 😊☺️

[@jenniferpearce1052]

@@amandawilliams2266 Love goes both ways, right?😊

[@HeatherB..]

He's just a good husband, and im sure she's a good wife, otherwise, why would he try and make her happy... cheers to a happy marriage!

[@susanellis3001]

I confess, Im that Crafty Wife. I thought it was hysterical and so true. My husband always throws away things I set aside to craft with as well. You nailed it. So funny

[@paulmoore7064]

Abandon all hope when you enter Hobby Lobby.

[@Angel-rq3pi]

This comment works on sooooo many levels lol

[@MacshaddyMarie]

😈😈

[@hopeharrison1792]

So true...hard to not want to buy everything there 😂😂

[@japanesemangalover]

I was just there for a return and came out with 10 things. 😆🤣

[@maurissakeller5059]

And besides entering a Hobby Lobby, I’d get lost in one because I can’t see over the walls. 😁

[@sassyinscrubs5206]

When i go to michaels and i see a man i wonder what he did to get in trouble

[@kenbellchambers4577]

Easy, he threw away the egg carton.

[@EASpiritualOracleSports]

🤣😂

[@kathie9823]

My husband went to Michael's to buy me a special picture frame for Christmas. It was for our son's military photo and he was proud that he went in by himself and picked it out.😆

[@u.p.woodtick3296]

Pamela Travis its where I get my art supplies

[@KyraDestinyCR]

I only ever go to Michael's to get things for my decidedly not-crafty husband. Hobby Lobby? You couldn't pay me enough to go in there. LOL

[@moniquehorton8794]

This is soooo funny I’m in tears. Told my husband to listen, he also heard the word craft store and went in the other room...

[@governmentisslavery]

I was thinking Crafty as in Clever, not crafts. I guess I have a different problem.

[@jennifermaggart4204]

We must have the same problem 🤭

[@thomasinmoore1162]

That was why I clicked on the video hahaha

[@butifly1989]

Just be glad you have one problem and not two... 🤣

[@chrisanderson9157]

lol

[@debrajenkins1622]

no just not into crafts

[@jessicasmith6873]

Try knitting a blanket it ends up costing over 100 bucks

[@MsLunaWica]

Help😲 I think need a yarn intervention!!!!!!!

[@taitano12]

Oh, gosh yarn it. Knot again!

[@NW-rc2kw]

What was your girl doing that the blanket ended up costing a hundred bucks? I crochet my husband a 6-ft by 4-ft blanket and it only cost me about $25.

[@melanietempleton2605]

Lol ! The good yarn?

[@Mexicobeanpole]

😂😂😂😂

[@debrajenkins1622]

ahhh but crafting is much cheaper than doing drugs, drinking, gambling, smoking, buying endless stuff from Amazon. 😸

[@darcychurch9749]

I buy yarn, probably (definitely), too much.., BUT my guy buys scratch tickets..... no more arguments!

[@czntrm]

I don't know the price of drugs, but I DO know about my favorite yarn brands! If you're into several crafts, you can blow quite a bit of money! I justify it by gradually transitioning from knitting to crocheting with fine yarn to tatting to embroidery to sewing to book binding to scrapbooking to journaling... I just alter a few tools and I'm in a whole new hobby! I've probably spent a small fortune in my lifetime without stepping foot in a casino! 😂

[@LovinglfDesigns]

Except when you buy endless craft supplies on Amazon

[@Kayenne54]

Yeah, what about those guys who are "fix 'em up" car crazies? thousands of dollars later, and THAT CAR is still sitting in the garage. It will never go anywhere. Because...the hub caps cost more than the house, so taking it out of Fort Knox is a big no no...

[@melissasmith8592]

No matter what hobby your into it's expensive, we find ways to cut the cost. Men love to collect tools , we like to craft. I like to do both 😁

[@TheDailyConnoisseur]

"The egg carton is the bitcoin of Pinterest" 😂😂

[@mkaay1204]

Isn't that the best?!

[@doll2607]

Only the real crafters understand that! Lmao! Egg cartons are so useful!

[@mydanshi9683]

I’m crafty and single. Best for everyone I think.

[@alaysiakayebutler6299]

Freedom of expression, lol. Only way Ive found. Priceless..

[@jennylynn9668]

Crafting, so one gets murdered...

[@maurissakeller5059]

Same....too many projects.

[@dianaspy6733]

I would want the husband to stay home with kids. So I could shop alone or even forage for the pine cones! 😂😁🖖

[@kimberlylewis7948]

Ditto. I don't think I've ever gone to a craft store with my husband. There's just no point.

[@kerrybrown2890]

I agree. I am in Heaven when I am in Michael's ALONE! No grandkids, parents or anybody else who annoys me and interferes with my fun. Lol

[@skinnyway]

right! why bring a snot-nosed whiny brat along - he should stay home with the dog!

[@alaysiakayebutler6299]

@@skinnyway stirring it up much?

[@ekunina5410]

Me too. I love Pine Cones!

[@sarahbrooks4016]

My husband goes with me and just finds weird stuff to play with. I left him alone with a toddler find him 20 minutes later and him and our daughter are having a sword fight with these giant flowers

[@merrileebauman8941]

That's great. Hilarious. Smart, good husband.

[@gAmEOvEr1013]

That's awesome!! 😂

[@jameeljames2338]

Wouldn’t be surprised if comedy is a form of therapy for him and his marriage lol

[@Magnum-qw8su]

It's been said that some ppl w/traumatic experiences/childhood use humor as self therapy, comedian Robin Williams had a bad isolated childhood, used different characters in his childhood as friends if memory serves me correctly 🤔

[@Kayenne54]

Was thinking the exact same thing. Hopefully his wife feels the same way.

[@devdawg22]

I NEVER take my husband to the craft store. That's like hunting with the game warden.

[@gst2800]

I took a male friend to Joanne's to buy bedding, one time. After about an hr, he stretched his arms out, buried his face & upper body in a pile of pillows, and said: ' I don't like this store anymore.' 💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@monicavidal2616]

Brilliant, watched this with hubby and laughed so much. Scrapbooked and quilter. We live in Toronto, Canada and all stores are closed, I used to cross to Buffalo for Joanne and Hobby Lobby, miss that so much..crafting is great therapy, especially these days. Stay healthy and strong everyone.

[@nancyelia3022]

I shared this with my whole family, laughed so hard. I wonder who the people were that gave it a thumbs down? Michael and Joanne?

[@KingsDaughter1957]

That's funny :)

[@rhondafrederick4049]

Probably paper quillers... I hear they're pretty uptight

[@DariceDavisjprocks94]

@@rhondafrederick4049 Funny! I'm ready to learn this art to use in my scratch/art Journals. Quils would never be as satisfying to me as acrylic in pouring, abstract paintings. The scratch/art Journals give me a small, quick format to practice ideas, new skills, color combinations and composition & perspective. I'm taking self-designed classes in drawing and formal 2D & 3D design to expand my pouring skills, as well as my imagination and my understanding of artistic language. It's fun! Doesn't have to be anywhere near perfect; enough is good enough.

[@dustchip8060]

All men for even bring up the subject.

[@TheCraftyMagnolia]

I am a crafty lady and I nearly laughed my craft off at this. So harsh... but oh, so funny. LOL

[@lisamendoza7844]

I'm a crafty woman and oh my goodness I laughed so hard! This was super funny. I feel the need to apologize but I can't. "I'm holding the glue gun. I wanna see Michael right now. Sir there is no Michael. I thought so. He wouldn't do that to his own people." lololol!

[@sandraveltri2492]

Hey!! I’m a quilter and you can’t buy what I can make. (Yup, it’s expensive but it keeps me sane - which is priceless!!) happy wife, happy life. ☺️☺️☺️

[@starrayon]

His definition of "crafting" is spot on! LMBO!! 😂😂

[@marytillman372]

My daughters and I made all the stuff for their weddings. (Weeks apart). My friend at work asked me - are the things cheaper to make? I told her - hell no!!! She missed the point entirely. Not a crafter...

[@alkggkla5643]

I worked ina craft store for years and this is HYSTERICAL! 🤣🤣🤣 We always had the older ladies shop and their husbands generally waited in the car lol

[@wendycatsdotcom]

There is a WONDERFUL, huge yarn store out in western MA that has set up comfy chairs in the front of the store for husbands. My husband always has a book (or 2 , or 3) with him, so he was very happy to sit and read while I happily browsed.

[@daynashallenberger6256]

09

[@SharoninKentucky]

I’m the type of crafter that likes to buy everything I need for my new craft. By the time I’ve got everything it’s out of style or I want to do something different.

[@themisfitwrangler]

The sauce jar story was a lie. Husbands don't throw out empty containers, ever. 😹

[@aleanufopilotftlcertified5663]

Wow, you're psychic. I just can't bring myself to throw away any type of container. Especially coffee cans and shoe boxes. Dunno why... Do you?

[@Magnum-qw8su]

Screw the lid to the cellar ceiling, store stuff/small parts in the jar, screw on to lid on ceiling, out of the way easy to view storage 🤔👍😎

[@dsmith8263]

Actually this depends on the person. Some guys do and some don't

[@Magnum-qw8su]

I throw the hotdog down the hallway, is that the same ? (Hung like a field mouse🤣)

[@mommabearlisa4510]

@@aleanufopilotftlcertified5663 lmao I was DYING..... My husband is out of town and I had to forward this to him. Lol. I've got like 942 empty containers. Lol. ALLLL organized! Lol

[@mkaay1204]

I LOVE IT!! I've had days where I've gone from Michael's, to Joann's & wrapped it up at Hobby Lobby!

[@bresev8958]

I did that today😂

[@stephaniedurham6999]

Oh the amazing Trifecta

[@christiangibbs1482]

The Bitcoin of Pinterest. Brilliant.

[@Violet-qf8dr]

That just reminded me to look up crafts to make out of my stack of egg cartons. I think I'll search it up now.

[@LILRHONDALEE]

I KNOW...RIGHT?! ROFLMFAO!!!

[@abjectt5440]

My wife would start projects around the house but never seemed to finish any.

[@jennifervantassel4571]

Yes, we get very excited to start a project then if it takes too long we get bored and get a new idea. I have so many 1/2 done craft protects too.

[@stephanied6711]

That's my husband 😂😂

[@MacshaddyMarie]

Me buying a sewing machine 😆😆

[@amandakelley1665]

I love to redo furniture but I have made myself finish one project before starting another

[@deanb024]

abject T We agreed to a guideline. My wife can have one house project going at a time. Otherwise, I can't actually get my work done...

[@individualismincarnate6467]

"I wanna talk to Michael.." 🤣🤣🤣

[@catbradley282]

🤣🤣

[@tugboat2]

“...I didn’t think he would do that to his people...”😂😂😂

[@KingsDaughter1957]

"I'm waving around a glue gun" :D

[@aggierowe9574]

‘the egg carton is the Bitcoin of Pinterest...” I busted a gut

[@smalltownusa3124]

FYI - As a crafter, I can attest to the fact that NOTHING good ever came from using an egg carton in crafts. I repeat - NEVER!!

[@aggierowe9574]

@@smalltownusa3124 😂 so true

[@susanisrael9779]

Where do you find craft-friendly husbands? Asking for a friend.

[@sandij.1888]

Susan Foster- I don't think they're just "out there" waiting to be found... I feel like they're... MADE. I also think the key is to just find a "good one" who just REALLY wants to make you happy. Then... just let him!! To keep one forever tho... ya have to remember to "return the favor". (Be the one who just "wants him to be happy" too.) Ok. THAT sounds a little more serious than I intended, but it works! Meanwhile.... THIS. GUY. IS. HYSTERICAL!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kcibarra7269]

They're all under a hood somewhere or in the Harbor Freight lookin for tools. Men craft differently...

[@davewinch6029]

Marry an artist and make sure your craft store carries art supplies. :-O

[@Pebblesmas]

Mine is! Just tell the man hecan spent as much money and time on HIS hobby as you are on crafting, and suddenly every man loves a crafty wife

[@sunnycharacter]

Haha, I totally LOLed just now!

[@sarahbailey522]

“You know that shelf?” Lol

[@IshaniScards]

I am a crafter and very lucky to have my man ask me, what I want from the craft stores if he is visiting US. But am sure he will LOL, if I show him this video 😂 but he is a blessing ❤

[@yellowswallowtail33]

You had me laughing the entire time. I love it when husbands talk about their lady, polk fun but always make sure the crowd knows how much you love her...nothing better than laughing at our strong relationships! "I don't know, maybe your making a poop quilt!"🤣 You have a new fan!

[@maremiy9007]

“ WHY WOULD YOU THROW IT AWAAAAYYYYYYYY?!?!?!” 🤣🙌🏻

[@linkbelt111]

He’s so funny, great delivery. His studio apartment bit is beyond funny.

[@AnneWilkynson]

I had to hang out at a hunting store for over 2 hours while my boyfriend picked out a salt lick for deer hunting ....

[@ekunina5410]

I stay out in the car and KZbin or eBay or play my games.

[@patriciapuchelt4663]

Omg this is legit a 100% on point... and this is coming from a chick that loves to go do crafts.. i used to drag my husband to the stores but i learned that We are both happier if I go alone lol.

[@Tsadie1]

How I’m surviving 2020. Grateful for the laughter.

[@kittysparklr6626]

I loved this but, while watching I realized tomorrow is Saturday and now I think we are going to the craft store.

[@ITGirlll]

Has literally taken every ex-boyfriend to the craft store...explains why they all hate me now 🤣

[@ah5721]

If they can put up with your crafts they're a keeper 😉

[@bluehammy1]

I second what Amanda H. says. You just haven't found him yet. You have an excellent idea for weeding out the wrong ones!

[@trackingstationneillindsay]

We just found this channel and we've been laughing consistently for at least 4 days!!! Thanks so much! ---- MRS Neil Lindsay

[@sophiej5392]

Same here 😂

[@HeatherB..]

😂

[@cynthiaesquibel3191]

This guy is great! It's all true! I'm a crafter and he had me laughing til I couldn't breathe!!

[@hazeldecker622]

Annnnnnnd now I need googly eyes!

[@janshelton1893]

🤣🤣

[@ekunina5410]

Me too. I cut out 🐟Skeletons and hang 4 or 5 from the ceiling. They look better with Googly Eyes.

[@sue7309]

This is the funniest comic ever. This is me . I laughed out loud so much! Thank you we can all use a good laugh in these crazy times.

[@yvonnealvizo]

🤣😂 Too funny!!! In the beginning of my crafting career many, many, many years ago, I saved and reused a lot of our recyclable items. Since my hubby retired, he is now the one that cannot throw anything away because he feels either he or I will be able to reuse it in some way down the line....🤣😂 My hubby often tags along when I go to Michaels because Home Depot and Sportsman’s Wharehouse are next door. But when I’m ready to check out, I send him a text and he shows up and stands in line with me ready with my extra coupons!! When I show him the receipts and he sees how much money I saved for the items I purchased, he congratulates me with a high five!!🙋🏻‍♀️🤣😂

[@kateruterbories2692]

Yup!! My husband laughed so hard, I started to feel bad!! 🤣👍

[@stephanieknaus3462]

I love when you see a cry for help spelled out in craft letters at Hobby Lobby or Michael's ...I imagine that poor husband still wandering around in the back of the store somewhere holding onto hope that maybe someone will save him 😀

[@kevinsands6769]

You know what you find in the bowl in my living room? Pine cones!!

[@nancymcshane3501]

Mine are on the back of the toilet! I have balsam cones too!

[@unapologetic4859]

“Maybe both of us could be happy instead of you again.”

[@alishal.176]

This is beyond fantastic! This is the perfect example of male and female brains. Although, if you think a trip to the craft store is bad try living with our brains for a day.

[@nathanielanderson8507]

OMG And I haven’t even married her yet! 🤣🤣

[@asadams88]

Marry her 😅❤️🙏

[@smalltownusa3124]

Make a deal with her now. You don't go with her to the craft store and she doesn't go with you to buy tools.

[@psssstyeahyou]

The bitcoin of Pinterest. I’m crying.

[@libbyadams1965]

Yes me tooooo🤣😂🤣

[@AmyBowlesBTDTO]

Me tooooo 😂😂😂

[@patriciachamberlain1135]

The "egg carton" got e LMAOROTF. I'm a collage artist, and don't you dare throw something away around here. Bwahahahahahaha.

[@maxwellspeedwell2585]

Up an hour before him? My wife is up at the crack of noon!

[@stellashepherd844]

Is she up half the night crafting. :)

[@RomanDiaries]

This guy has this Ray Romano + Larry David vibe, I hope he gets a sitcom one day.

[@Marie-tf8ug]

He’s on the Netflix show Real Rob

[@songbird2g2]

With some Adam Sandler in there...

[@MultiProudMother]

And some Tim Allen

[@kimmemarker974]

I see an older Charlie Puth

[@GamerVenomX]

I'm thinking Tim 'the Toolman' Taylor' - also known as Tim Allen.

[@sassyasssoutherner]

Funny cuz it’s true. I think I have yelled at my husband before for throwing a jar away. 🤣

[@nancy9478]

Guilty too....

[@chasecaygle700]

Why

[@sassyasssoutherner]

Chase Caygle because I was going to use it for a craft of course. 😂

[@kardiaclark8111]

Me toooooo!!!

[@drshrimppuertorico8894]

He only has five senses go easy on the guy

[@garandjopen643]

This is my #1 favorite Dry Bar set. I've watched it multiple times, and it's still funny. 😆

[@ayemiksenoj5254]

I just took my husband to Michael's yesterday!! He was as indecisive as me!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jimmyboy131]

Probably because he didn't know where he was or why he was there, poor guy.

[@frandavis7727]

Wait until she takes you to a bead store! Michaels is peanuts compared to that 😂🤣

[@mkaay1204]

I can't even take my crafty friends to the bead store, if you don't bead/make jewelry they're not as into it, and I methodically go around the perimeter, then head down 1 aisle after another so I don't miss a thing! :))) Takes awhile!

[@ItsLaurenE]

I'm both a crafter and Michael's employee I laughed so hard I was already crying about the sauce jar. EVERYTHING IS A CRAFT!! I used to say. I've gotten much better.

[@kittycat1302]

Do you have enough paycheck left to pay your rent? 🤗 Not sure I would❣️

[@ItsLaurenE]

@@kittycat1302 oh yes. Rent and bills are always paid b4 any, then groceries and if my daughter needs clothes, and money i put away for savings. The rest is spend or keep.

[@jjennifercoffey8596]

When he said they were balls, but not really balls, I knew exactly what he was talking about.. I myself bought them once.. I would never let my husband go to a craft store with me.. I'm not that cruel!

[@spencerbeard3904]

Your role at a craft store is to learn what NOT to throw away.

[@ericwalker617]

I hope everyone who reads this has a great day, and got a good laugh out of this😁

[@LatinaKamilla]

I hope you dance. ❤️

[@kenbellchambers4577]

I laughed, but it was a little too true for comfort. I enjoy being a bachelor even more now.

[@patriciastewart2537]

Don't touch my jar.

[@dianedubay1704]

I'm a craftaholic and this was hysterical.

[@jazamaraz8029]

This triggered my PTSD from being forced to go into a fabric store with my mom and sisters back in the 70s when lots of women sewed their own clothes. The store consisted of nothing but an endless sea of bolts of fabric and a display of patterns along one wall. It was a literal purgatory on earth. I can't imagine a more life sucking experience. I'm actually surprised that I lived through it.

[@lukequigley121]

Jamies facial expressions are 50% of the impact..The eyes roll , left to right..

[@skbnvacaville]

I spent enough in craft stores for a good down payment on a house. 😅🤣😂

[@msy439]

And a boat!

[@marisolpearls9276]

I am a crafty wife. And this is hilarious!! 😆😆😆😆😆😆👍👍👍

[@Sherry-jn5zn]

I once received a panic stricken phone call from a friend of mine in the bead aisle at Michael's, completely overwhelmed by the choices. I had to talk her down 😄

[@fritziskunterbunteschaos9173]

I simply don't understand why they don't install a seating area with car magazines and ESPN in craft stores that don't have a Harbor freight next door. 😁 🙈 😂

[@averyjoycelynbarakudablock4139]

"....egg carton... the Bitcoin of Pinterest". Perfection. Poopquilt ...and so much more... just brilliant delivery. Thank you for making my shoulders loosen up and shake throughout. On a.sober note -- I don't know why women do this; I never did.

[@nora22000]

Crafting is better than therapy.

[@sandij.1888]

Welllll..... maybe you were doing it wrong?!??? Just a thought. Just yankin' your chain too. A little socially distanced fun... Right??? Helloooo??? 😁

[@heathermiller6046]

I don’t either. The only thing I would go for is latch-hook rugs or adult coloring books. Not much into DIY crafting projects at all

[@hopeharrison1792]

My mom and I are very much the crafty people in the family. A spontaneous trip to Michael's or Hobby Lobby is dangerous! We're the same way, saving things for crafts...though I tried to save egg cartons and after a while, I couldn't stand them anymore 😂😂 This is so relatable!!!

[@sewmeonekenobi639]

Before there were craft stores, there was Ben Franklin Stores.

[@stellashepherd844]

I miss Ben Franklin Store. Luckily Michael’s and JoAnn Fabrics are next to each other where I shop. :)

[@dianaflegal4495]

The egg carton is the bit coin of Pinterest! 😂🤣😂

[@sunshineg6441]

Every time I drag my boys to craft store they act as if I am torturing them. Yes, we really do need this. No, you are not going to die here LOL

[@patricianelson8]

My sons would stay at home as I would text pictures of school project materials they need to complete by the next day! 🙄

[@Taylorkaraoke]

That definition of crafting tho!! got me badly!!!

[@dwofeg]

This was hilarious, and I like his facial expressions when explaining why he threw stuff away. I am not crafty, so I spend more time at Home Depot than any craft store. My husband keeps everything, and I am the one to throw away or donate stuff when he's out of the house. 😀

[@christiestephen1312]

My husband is the one who drags me into the craft store. Sometimes I sneak away to the bookstore and coffee shop across the parking lot until he finally realizes I’m not there and starts texting.

[@debispilker4392]

Thanks for the videos!

[@hmcredfed1836]

I love this guy! watched this show twice now, still laughing so hard :D greeting from germany! grate humor

[@johnbartee9491]

My girl hates craft's just as much as me, she loves sports, movies, camping and guns, I think I got a keeper

[@gretals9782]

I love all those things but I also love crafts!

[@mandybeck4322]

@@gretals9782 I know! I'm like "honey can I embroider AR-15s on some throw pillows!?" 🤣

[@maxwellspeedwell2585]

Yeah.... but can she fix your car?

[@curiousone2940]

That's what she says till you get married and she breaks out the glue gun and stytofoam.

[@ah5721]

@@mandybeck4322 🤣😂

[@shirleywilson492]

My daughter and I are crafters I could relate to all of this 🤣 you really put good clean humor in my day😆 thank you so much 👍🏽 I really needed this laugh 😆😉

[@nomadiavan6560]

My hubby always gives me that look when I mention the craft store. His reply is always "But......blah blah blah." Eh, blah blah blah. Whatever.

[@ok-ok6gk]

This is how many times he made me cry from laughing so hard 👇🏾

[@valeriemyers6596]

OMG! Hilarious! I remember my Mim making us ‘hunt’ for pine cones when we were camping.

[@debrauski3010]

Jamie is really funny. Husband & wife jokes are the best !!!