Never Trust A Fart | Brooke and Connor Make a Podcast - Episode 48

[@kristinebover]

brooke and connor have honestly been a saving grace for me this year. thanks for making me laugh during one of my worst years, making it honestly not so bad :)

[@victorbucio699]

Truly 🤘🏼

[@Xsarahm95X]

I hope next year is better for you ❤

[@abracadabra158]

5 minutes in and connor is trying to take pictures with his balls. gonna be a great episode

[@teresa3567]

Why do men always set things there??

[@MyNamesNotCraig2]

I also do (not a man) it’s actually not convenient and have no idea why I do it lol

[@tiannadawe2927]

Brooke: “followed by woody…” Connor: “Allen?” Brooke: “…from toy story” like dude what😂 they never fail to make me laugh

[@mus1cman7]

I started watching this podcast this Fall and I truly don't know what I would do with the the wholesome yet chaotic energy between Brooke and Connor on a weekly basis.

[@julesmag4964]

brooke I just want you to know that you look phenomenal in this colour

[@ShivaniSingh-xy2tr]

so true

[@iitstre_4550]

It really is a fantastic choice for her

[@paigeedwards6457]

“You’re providing a service of being a BABY” 😭😭😭😭

[@nataliecerri24]

1:03:45 I’m sorry but Connor is right. The connection makes perfect sense

[@ceciliabroyles9]

“i don’t want to get roasted on christian tok” i think you already will be by saying mary magdalene was Jesus’s mother 💀 52:36

[@pinkyy1036]

conner refusing to believe brooke is right about double entendres when “double meaning” is literally in the google answer 🙃

[@nowlisteningtopod]

connor saying mary magdalene is jesus’ mother SENT me

[@cricketpigcitylights]

I can’t tell if they love or hate each other lmao

[@246hwil]

brooke trying to explain to connor the concept of "ken doll" actually had me cackling. My friends and I talk about that all the time and thought it was like a universal concept, but Connor having no knowledge of it really shed light on a lot lol.

[@sekoubrown196]

I heard “Kendall” at first

[@hailleelizabeth3061]

Brooke PLEASE teach us how to knit your sweaters im dying to start

[@JS-rh8gk]

The happy ending massage story… that is SA 😬

[@rileybrown1487]

this is the best podcast ever created ever

[@kzadelaide5350]

You're like if Axel and Sue Heck actually got along

[@beebopbug]

all i want for the year end special is a compilation of brooke's squinty faces as you guys start an ad read

[@nagisa9147]

Brooke feeling extra argumentative in this episode and I'm here for it. Stand your ground queen 😂

[@marcf2962]

my dad came in while i was watching the pod and overhead brooke say "my first crush was the count from sesame street" and he had many questions and concerns about what i was watching. Great pod guys merry xmas

[@sekoubrown196]

B&C getting a little spicy talking about entendres is the true essence of podcasting 36:39

[@NobelNighthawk274]

the "happy ending story" is straight up sexual assault

[@autumnbreeze555]

i thought the same thing!!!!!!!!

[@paigeedwards6457]

100%

[@ShivaniSingh-xy2tr]

ugh that part made me feel weird

[@oliviamcauliffe106]

I know I was kinda taken aback at Brooke saying she would’ve just told them to stop ☹️ not trying to cancel her or anything I think she just wasn’t thinking about it that way but yikes

[@racheld5765]

Yeah that was a lil hard to watch lol 🥴

[@zenny6848]

I laughed out loud this entire episode I love them so much

[@shelbshub]

Wishing you both safe and happy holidays. So thankful for the pod. Can’t wait for 2023 with y’all!!

[@yani4645]

connor, baby, mary magdalene is/was not jesus’ mother. that was virgin mary and they’re diff people

[@Si-eg9hu]

i was looking for someone else to comment that lmfao

[@paigeedwards6457]

I was gonna say Lmao

[@phoxmold7713]

i thought i was the only one who said it, i got excited when they brouht it up in their latest podcast right away haha

[@juliaziraldo7027]

THANK YOU CONNOR!!!! If someone is going to come to my house and stand up while peeing they might as well just smack me across the face and tell say they don't respect me... I'm personally not a fan of cleaning other peoples urine before I can use the toilet

[@Smoko-9]

1:04:52 Brooke exposed herself 🤭

[@maggiegrace679]

low-key one of the most promiscuous episodes of bncmap yet

[@pwm7478]

…. “he released a photography book and it looks like an accident” 😅😂😅

[@slaymaster01]

brooke u look so pretty

[@brooklynnkatrana3685]

Not enough people are talking about how Brooke & Connor both admitted to using the cardboard toilet paper roll to wipe… 55:13

[@carriecardinal5518]

i say keep asking questions keep being curious all the time and it always frustrates me that my friends have no idea what i’m referencing

[@iitstre_4550]

Connor discussing the tampon sweat dabber, is both enlightening and also not the latest but surprising 😂

[@emilyjohnson222]

“It cups your vulva.. in a comforting hug”

[@JS-rh8gk]

As an Iowan I understand. We legitimately get excited when our state is even mentioned in a show like this or a movie 🤣

[@tristinecordoni748]

Do u think they are secretly in love ?

[@Livlaughluv2319]

My New Year’s resolution is to meet Brooke and Connor

[@asdjoaskjdg]

u guys are always sooo close with using words properly

[@asdjoaskjdg]

duality of man

[@ellabiddy4741]

Usually the guys behind the camera correct things and save my sanity but when they don’t it drives me crazy

[@ellajackson4340]

I thought the same thing when cnn posted that!! I thought of you guys

[@MyNamesNotCraig2]

50:05 brooke get help for that 🤣

[@eviejerome336]

I love these but the anticipation of knowing if they read my confession or not is getting too much

[@Si-eg9hu]

Mary Magdalene is not jesus' mother sorry to break it to you conner😢

[@emilyberry2285]

I couldn’t focus until Brooke removed her blue fidget from her headphones

[@heavenlessly8162]

Ok I’m just gonna say this, I was the one who sent the Bioterrorism one in 😭😭 I was 11 and that family was sooo rude to me and to be honest they didn’t deserve it but I think about it all the time now 😭. I feel so bad now because a new family moved in next door and I LOVE THEM and I don’t want to tell them what I did 😅. Anyways this happened 6 years ago AND I WASH MY ASS VERY MUCH THANK YOU 😂😂 (I didn’t then 😢) 😭

[@hannababanana3797]

shiddin n pissin, pissin n shiddin

[@justlikeheavenx]

love you guys but the happy ending convo was so weird. that person was sexually assaulted. they said they didn't consent to it and felt bad afterwards so it was strange how casually you both spoke about it in response.

[@kjfgkgfkfkjhgjkgkj]

I love that they tried to put a podcast inside this ad!!

[@iitstre_4550]

Man I would love if Brooke or Connor far- wait… what are we talking about? Anywaysss, Merry Crimmus KZbin, Happy Holidays!!

[@Wowmanyow]

Do you think it's their last recorded episode for the year?

[@Lgm1163]

The man with the massage story literally got assaulted :( wish y'all talked about this way differently

[@sarahhudson7108]

A safe space for sharters

[@hailiebaker6923]

Brooke looks so cute in whatever she wears. I want those pants

[@jaredbarton4655]

HOLY SH*T THEY DID MINE😭

[@katherinecampbell196]

Mary Magdalene was not Jesus’ mother 😂

[@alexroberts3406]

I just know Brooke knows about the Dolan twins so why no mention smh

[@yani4645]

she probably does not find them attractive so they didn’t come to mind

[@villamorlindsay]

mary magdalene was jesus girlfriend not mom

[@green9818]

Mary, Jesus' mother and Mary Magdalene are different ppl

[@parkstackhouse8651]

holy shit

[@Perfinn]

it does not feel like a year what the fuck

[@alexkbhuynh]

Love how Connor’s understanding of words get worse every episode.

[@Willzp360]

please move them their own channel!! it's been nearly fifty episodes jfc

[@MadelynBo]

Mary Magdalene is not Jesus' mother 😂

[@MadelynBo]

Mary is Jesus' mother and Mary Magdalene is one of Jesus' disciples and was largely believed to be his wife

[@oscarespinoza4219]

is Conner straight? just asking 🤭

[@kevinnguyen4055]

Mary Magdalene is not Jesus’s mother

[@daniellefactor7745]

Why is this even on TMG. It's doing horribly.