NEVER WORKING AT A HAUNTED STARBUCKS AGAIN!!

[@oomelette]

welcome to *dashie’s english class* today, we’ll be learning all the different ways to pronounce “chillappuccino”: 1. chillapushee 10:04 2. chillapucheeno 10:13 (most accurate) 3. capachautsal 11:54 4. cachalacho 24:07 5. chachalacho 24:10 (personal favourite) 6. chachalachi 24:24 7. chee-chillichano 36:15

[@loope_]

Broooo I'm dying

[@0808K]

4 and 5 were literally 3 seconds apart

[@christianReilly1400]

3 is my favorite 😂😂

[@TheCheLives]

Watching these back to back has me in tears 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you for your time and effort

[@Edgydreamerr]

Your comment was more creative than I thought. Genius idea 💡😂

[@CodeRedCody]

I love how the girls are talking about how that guy coming into the coffee shop looks dangerous and Dashie just ignores their dialogue

[@andrewgarcia4979]

Ongggg! Kinda pissed me off💀

[@sansdeepdimples8165]

Yea, but he was also focused on reading the other conversation. He most likely didn't even notice it.

[@Realbmell]

Literally wat I said

[@Scarshadow666]

Tbf, the subtitle font is very tiny and can easily blend in at a point in the game where there was a lot of info dump going on. I wonder if it’d be easier to read if they were the only customers in the cafe for that small portion of the game, or if it was better to have the girls having that dialogue at some point later in the game, such as when the player character was on her way to the bus stop? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@STARZ.1ST.11]

CodeRedCode totally 😂😂

[@latrelljack8751]

The way they aggressively leave the shop is hilarious 😂😂

[@TheFreshSoundsFlorida]

😂😂 . The way they pull up to the store is aggressive too

[@christianflores3913]

For reals 😂😂😂

[@torytellstales]

The dancing customer was the best 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MalenaLuna444]

I lol too when I noticed that

[@sasuskieyang4840]

Me when I'm off work 🤣

[@AstroTheKandiKid]

Been depressed lately, but seeing Dashie play horror games always cheers me up

[@ariannakele]

I felt that. I hope things get better for you!

[@theskullblaze1]

pull through! you got this!

[@kasusake]

I know exactly how you feel, but you got this

[@azchrosette]

I feel that, man. You got this!!! 💪 One day at a time~

[@brutal_chicken204]

If you ever feel alone remember Jesus is always there :)you’ll get through the things that your going through you are a strong person

[@AbortressPSX]

in case literally anyone cares: the "nihongo jozu" thing. basically the guy's a foreigner, but he's obvs fluent in japanese. usually japanese people will say "nihongo wa jouzu desu" (your japanese is good!) to foreigners who can speak it, but he's saying "bro you don't gotta tell me, i've been living here for 15 years."

[@arima_song]

I'm that person who cares! Thank you so much! :)

[@AbortressPSX]

@@arima_song i gotchu! 🖤

[@NoRegerts]

Thanks!!!

[@user-abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvxyz]

Thx

[@yukandouit537]

I learned sum new today, I appreciate it fam 💯

[@hahnter4981]

"Nihongo jozu" basically means that "you speak Japanese well." The guy ordering coffee said he lived there for 15 years, so he was a foreigner speaking Japanese. Many times when you're a foreigner living here in Japan and speaking Japanese, you'll hear that a lot, regardless of how long you've lived here or how good your Japanese is. That's why he was saying that you don't "need to nihongo jozu me." He's heard it many times already.

[@dianilopez3679]

It’s been nine years. Dashie has always been the light during my darkest times. Through out high school and now as an adult .

[@canis-online]

Dashie trying to say Cappuccino and Macchiato got me dead 😂 24:22 “you mean a Chachillachi?” 💀

[@asiago9266]

Fr I laughed so hard at that pronunciation 💀💀

[@ananastasja]

I want a spelling for every order 🤣

[@KHAMYA1234]

I hollered when he said it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@brandonpineda759]

It reads "chillapucino" Idek how to pronounce that either.

[@jaidearchives]

@@brandonpineda759 chill- uh- pu- chino

[@lolazola7068]

35:44 Nevermind; that dude dancing was the funniest part😂

[@TheFreshSoundsFlorida]

I was cracking up 😂😂 even hit the dip at the end🤣

[@vibesofnicole]

lmfaooo, this part took me out.

[@kallamarsspouse]

He walked in with no shirt, danced, ordered a drink, didn't wait for it, and then sped out of the parking lot 100 MPH 💀💀 man is a menace

[@Gabey28]

Honestly! I'm dead af 😂😂💀💀

[@Cstorm-dt9hm]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@svublues26]

I really have to give Dashie some credit for his insticts. He kept checking that closet, and that was exactly where the stalker came from in the end.

[@Omnihilo]

Dashie chasing after senpai like he’s on Maury kills me. 😂💀

[@PGOuma]

KILLED ME 💀💀💀

[@iheartdrugz.]

got me weak asf 😭💀

[@SelfHatingWeeb]

This is the best one

[@TheFreshSoundsFlorida]

😂😂😂

[@MissLadyJay28]

Its hilarious every time Dash tries to run after Senpai 🤣🤣🤣 32:57-33:05 is the face of determination 🤣

[@denissea.r.9795]

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA I LOVE

[@maviskitsune]

1:22 Dashie: “I should be on my car by now” Me: Thinking back to Dashie’s Family Feud video when one Of the questions was “Things you get on” and he was so confident Car was the answer 🤣

[@prod.hollwhouse]

Lmao

[@Krcun774]

He’s really into getting up outta there so badly or something

[@ashleyhawkins1993]

😂😂😂

[@maviskitsune]

@local swede okay joker pfp

[@maviskitsune]

@CalebTheCashew great minds think alike

[@jordank6546]

23:10 the way dash was following that dude after he was talking shit was funny he lucky they didn't let dash whoop his ass

[@PGOuma]

MY FAV PART 💀💀

[@denissea.r.9795]

I LOVED THAT HAHAHAHA

[@yanzeep]

Horror games are always comedy when dash runs the show 😂

[@kristopherwillis8075]

Facts 😂

[@matimus100]

@@kristopherwillis8075 👈🤡😅

[@ELTRIZOMIK]

Can’t you be original saying dashie playing horror games is comedy bla bla bla don’t you read comment like everyone else ? Never saw that comment before ?

[@feedmeastraycat8247]

@@ELTRIZOMIK why are you so bitter? you know what’s the worst part? that you’re mad at yourself or at something in your life and you take it out on strangers on the internet. Don’f watch dashie if you like this.

[@lorenzoreynolds2512]

@@feedmeastraycat8247 facts

[@KaneMacMusiq]

I’ve been a fan of Dashie since like 2016 & it’s crazy to see how much weight he’s lost. Congratulations to you Dashie fr! 💯💯

[@zaykeesemoore417]

This my first video in like 4 years and dude completely different

[@giliandelacruz7718]

meh too

[@iplayrandomgamesosendmesom7036]

nothing to do with the video

[@jimmiecutieballs6709]

@@iplayrandomgamesosendmesom7036 your comment also has nothing to do with the video

[@Crazimo]

@@iplayrandomgamesosendmesom7036 nobody cares about u dawg

[@logans2135]

Damn that “excuse me Michael here” got me. Nostalgia is real, they’re aim of my favorite vids of his

[@Sorinfw]

@YeaMan no tf u ain't 💀

[@Srakch]

@@Sorinfw HA!

[@Srakch]

@Don't read my profile photo Read these nuts.

[@svatantra00]

@YeaMan no tf you ain’t 💀

[@MsTr1ck]

@YeaMan can’t even spell page

[@Culturedknight]

I feel like all the customers are from fast and the furious how their tokyo drifting out the parking lot at 80 also I love when you see multiple signs of peronormal activity or being stalked and still decide your minimal wage job is still worth staying for 21:52 his face

[@CodeRedCody]

Dashie reading these drink names is hilarious

[@matimus100]

What a manchild

[@ananastasja]

Y'all want a Machilato? 🤣

[@leipzigergnom]

"You want a Macha-Chachalato??"

[@moneymakinmitch8130]

shit sound like Pokémon names

[@Elibethann]

He pronounced Chillapucino as chill-uh-poon-schee 🤣

[@Zestyclouds]

Dash -“let me see how late he is” Car- VROOM ASF DASH -“oh da bitch was late “ Is the funniest shit ever 💀💀☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@nera135]

I've been watching his videos since high school and now I'm 23. Thank you Dashie for all the hard work you're putting into your videos and helping a lot of your fans get through hard times ❤️

[@matimus100]

Manchild

[@NotTolaen]

@YeaMan With incorrect grammar i expect it to be fire as hell

[@doglover738]

When I read this comment kinda freaked me out cause ive been watching his videos since highschool and now im 23 also lol

[@Crazimo]

@@matimus100 bro ur out here meatriding people in the comments 💀

[@z.ngaming2681]

My Favorite And Most Funniest Timestamps 13:06 the way the car moves tho 13:07 lol 18:37 another one 20:29 the car tho lol 21:27 the way dashie gets scared tho 24:10 a chachalacho 24:23 u mean a chachalachi 24:51 the car sfx tho 27:03 2nd car 27:16 tf is that 31:06 wtf just happen 32:34 2nd dashie scared 32:37 that uh sound tho 32:57 the way dashie follows him tho 33:32 3rd car 35:47 dashie's face tho 36:15 the way he said it tho 36:22 the way he dips tho 36:36 lol dashie's scared 39:14 his face tho 40:46 it's that detective dude 41:11 his dead 42:51 what 43:25 where tf am i 44:27 the intro lol 44:34 3rd scared dashie 45:19 the way the door closes tho 45:54 the door handel sfx tho 45:56 that pfff tho 45:59 the door knocking tho 46:01 2nd door knocking 46:04 3rd door knocking 46:06 2nd door handel sfx 46:09 that kick tho 47:21 that jumpscare tho 48:35 another one 49:26 his reaction tho 53:22 4th dashie scared

[@Trash-jl3xm]

This is cool

[@thepalestpuertorican]

You’re cringe af dude

[@lazilydazily]

I'm impressed and scared tbh.

[@ehsanafra1678]

Are u the stalker?

[@maiarimam771]

@@ehsanafra1678 frrr 😭

[@AndreasSADFACE]

And so, the STAR-BUCKS threep continues...💀

[@Meganxoxo20]

Noooo

[@davidbrooks1171]

This makes me want Starbucks 💀

[@GoUpSlim]

THREEP meet andreas be rude to him congratulations now he’s andreasSADFACE

[@ej9930]

Which super mario maker episode was that I wanna see it again

[@JayzRebellion]

THREEP, What did the doctor say when a baby was born holding a Starbucks latte? "Its a white girl"

[@giif18]

Dashie totally missing the scary details of the game for a whole hour lol

[@Mickey_JR]

16:15-17:24 Dashie talking to the manager was my favorite part of the video.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@acidhues2]

Dash trying to pronounce coffee names is killing me 🤣

[@carlettewilliams7564]

fr lol 😂😂😂

[@leilei12777]

“Chillapoochie” 💀💀😭

[@jalendrake6894]

On god lol bro

[@victorbostitch2294]

Pulled an all nighter to complete silly assignment. Go to class to hand it in. Prof never shows up. Emails us after scheduled class is over saying sorry. Drag myself back home. Dashie uploaded a new video. Watch the video even after 36 hours of no sleep. Dashie made the day for me. Thx Dashie

[@TheRealBellaGoth_]

Imagine Dashie working at a coffee shop 😆

[@matimus100]

👆🤡😅

[@aidanschram9652]

that would be the best coffee shop in town

[@belfast4893]

He would have gotten everyone’s name wrong on the cups...

[@lightningfang5435]

@@belfast4893 facts 🤣

[@souless-sneaks3381]

I work at Starbucks, dashie can do my shift anytime fr 😭👍

[@kawaiiki123]

I love how Dashie always comes through while I’m at work. Perfect way to kill time 👌

[@mutt-the-barbarian]

Careful, Senpai is going to tell the manager your phone isn't in your locker. 😜

[@yoshi-mq4nb]

@@mutt-the-barbarian I dont know if I should laugh or cry

[@kawaiiki123]

@@mutt-the-barbarian oh no better be careful 👀

[@quranistoiletpaper2624]

@@kawaiiki123 you better stay away from me because you gonna get pregnant

[@kallamarsspouse]

@Quran is toiletpaper Kiana is a real person you creep. Leave them alone.

[@Hegottalent_]

35:44 lmfaoooooo I burst in tears when this fool starting dancing 😂

[@R3Henny]

The way how Dashie was following mans at 23:09 got me weak 😂

[@splatterbrained]

32:42 "He screamed in surround sound" Has me laughing so hard I got a headache

[@lightningfang5435]

I had to catch my breath 🤣

[@Renjitookmyheart]

Dashie looks really good yall- he was always cute but good gawd.

[@KeyKey00]

I agree. Got me simping a little bit ova hea 😤

[@phengchaokhio4904]

One thing about this. If a guy randomly says to me to close the store early because someone’s out there doing whatever, I’d call the cops after he left. It’s trusting people that will do you in.

[@ThatDogXion]

The way Dashie played this game perfectly captures the feeling of being a new employee who didn't pay attention in orientation.

[@Halden.]

I like to imagine whenever Dashie does any chores around the house it eventually devolves into him making beats with cleaning supplies.

[@muhlaysii]

This is exactly what I needed on a day off from work. Time to get my snacks.

[@realtalk3567]

43:39 "Now they gone have to investigate the investigators' death" 😂

[@journeymansmitty8283]

What made me laugh is when Dashie said "are we going to Home Alone 2 him" LMAO amazing gameplay classic material😂😂😂😂

[@cld252]

On a two hour long train ride and Dashie pulls through with an hour long vid, thank you!

[@Daya.narraa]

The way he chases his coworker when he leaves 😂😂😂😭😭

[@deviantanomaly]

2:45 You don’t know the amount of nostalgia that just hit me like a truck. Thanks for all the years of laughs and entertainment dashie 🙏😭

[@ImOGKhan]

I'm trying to figure out what he was referring to

[@deviantanomaly]

@@ImOGKhan It’s from his Michael series he used to do from a LONG time ago 😂😂

[@_MaryStuart]

I’m a personal shopper for Walmart and stress watching this video is getting me through the holiday season. Thank you Dashie! ❤🎉 Bright Solstice ✨🌙🌲🌿

[@PeopleTheseDays373]

Haven't been on here in months and this is needed therapy right now. Thanks Dashie for being you......👍🏿🙏🏿✌🏿

[@rhern206]

*Dashie so underrated it should be a crime at this point*

[@kendall1868]

He got 6 million subscribers wdym 💀

[@rhern206]

@@kendall1868 should have 16

[@maggoteaterr]

dashie saying chillapucino a different way every single time was killing me 😂

[@rottingdeadlyvirus]

I always get soo excited when you play scary games, cuz you make them entertaining more than scary lol😂😍

[@rottingdeadlyvirus]

@YeaMan bro don’t even start💀

[@pattyrat]

@YeaMan ok fatherless kid

[@allmightamerica7743]

@YeaMan you again stop

[@MC32595]

fr 😂

[@kandaced6312]

Dashie trying to pronouce chillapucino throughout the whole game was the funniest thing ever 🤣

[@tatum1792]

Perfect thing to come home from school to! LOVE YOU DASHIE

[@sugarcoatedangel1727]

35:46 literally caught me off guard 🤣 🤣

[@SmileyWins]

DASHIE LOOKIN GOOD !! SHOW THIS MAN LOVE 💪🏽

[@matimus100]

How long have you been in love with him

[@isabelcapeles2346]

He always looking good 😊

[@ladyk8459]

@@matimus100 how long have you been? Hopefully a while, since you're on HIS channel. 🍆

[@LilKingKeith]

Yo that “Michael here!” Really gave me a wave of nostalgia, loved those vids back in the day!

[@hillyhall6824]

Dashie working at Starbucks is a like a crazy person working at Chuck E. Cheese

[@GoodestKitty]

My pizza was so nasty from there 🤢 Half the games didn’t even work, my kid had more fun chasing a ball the whole time.

[@aprildeclet4082]

I’ve watched you for years now since I was in school. I’m 27 now and your videos still crack me up. Thanks for keeping me laughing all these years!

[@mariusxkat657]

You don’t tip customer service workers in Japan Dashie, the Japanese people believe you’re already paying for good service so there’s no need to pay extra by tipping xD

[@johnlawful2272]

I heard they are over worked as well

[@omz145]

Yeah im pretty sure it’s even considered rude over there

[@wojo2x]

I heard it’s like that in many countries

[@mariusxkat657]

@@wojo2x Yeah there’s definitely other countries who doesn’t tip as well

[@lovepuppy4627]

Other countries don't use tips because they pay their workers well. American companies barely pay their workers and they live off of tips

[@PrinceLeviathan]

When the character models are a bit wonky, you know the game is gonna be a scary ahh experience.

[@Dont.._]

14:20 WHEN THE POWER CUTS WHILE HE WAS CLEANING AND THE FACE HE MADE IM DYINGG🤣🤣😭

[@CnationMavs41]

*Dashie making a beat turning the water on and off in his bathroom* Shower Ghost: My time to shine!

[@coolseaking3757]

Customer: “Can I get a chillapuchino?” Dasher: “Oh you mean a chachalanchi”😂😂😂

[@dederoseee]

The silence and stare when finally getting to see the baby 🤣🤣

[@dannieboo6352]

I lost it when the man started dancing 35:44 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cactusjack9504]

Been watching dashies videos since late 2013, he's come a long way

[@angel-cf8ti]

the way they drive so fast has me in tears 😭

[@Lirious69]

18:49 the guy walking past had me dying lmao

[@mysticalaverageplayer5578]

21:50 when Dashie gets scared, then looks at baby and back at screen, "Ugly ahhh baby", is first thing thats on his mind and I can hear it

[@dashieswifey]

STAR-BUCKS is back dashie will never let that die down😂😂😂😂

[@DodgeTheGraveYT]

😍 I love watching guys play this game. Seeing their reaction to what we have to go through when guys hit on them aggressively is priceless.

[@Molliwhop]

Dashie do you do your own thumbnails?? They're always immaculate. There's so much effort put into them compared to other let's players.

[@videogra5645]

"They are about to investigate the investigator's death"... And Dashie didn't even try, it just goes natural

[@Aperez]

No wonder Dashie doesn't go out much to work in stores and other places cause he don't wanna die.

[@naturalsouthernsarah5439]

That "one little dip" though😂 I can't stop laughing I love how ya do whatcha do!😘

[@XL.Slurpin]

I love how he tries talking to the customers even when they're walking away

[@santosalvarez9917]

It’s so fun watching dashie play a horror game😭 makes you feel so much better. I got injured and I’ve been watching him to cheer me up

[@stevencurtis8]

When baby girl with the baby ran past the screen I yeeted my fuckin phone 😂 like that jumpscare legitimately got me

[@savagetokki]

When I feel sad I always watch your gameplays and then I feel better, love u dash, I've been watching you since so many years... ♡

[@rolandkatsuragi]

32:34 Joel taught me well enough to *never* check the bathroom for this very reason.

[@jamalstar4243]

I've been watching you for about 10 years now and i must say you look waaay different. What ever workout plan you have been on it definitely worked. Keep it up!!!!

[@dididada375]

21:52 the little gasp and the camera stare. I came back just to laugh at that exact moment.

[@rumor-936]

Just came home from work and saw this, I got myself some snacks and I'm ready to end the night with laughs and joy. Thank you Dachie

[@alexward9686]

Looking forward to a possible “Ghetto Starbucks”?!?

[@tiffanierhall]

When dashie said "I'm dead, I'm dying" I just lost it😂😂😂🤣 37:11

[@zetsuron_g4]

24:05 dashie killing me with these original pronounciations 😂

[@muuro4886]

8年ほど日本から応援してます👍 TpindellとのTrick or treatがお気に入りです。 日本のホラゲ実況ありがとうー！

[@Cheyenergy]

35:47 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I was not expecting that bro, lmfaooo

[@bibss9337]

17:37 "the fuk wrong wichu" 🤣🤣 I died. Love you Dash!

[@remsgem]

Dashie ignoring almost every red sign is hilarious also kinda triggering 😂

[@sayannahjcarter]

23:11 when he started following dude I lost it 😂

[@obliv3on]

thanks Dashie, for bringing me joy and laughter in an extremely hard time. You the real homie.

[@jackiethekidd42]

Love you dash! Been watching w my homie since a Jit. Love the videos and vibes you always put out man

[@NickTorian]

i love how dashie always sounds like he is out of breath

[@K-block0326]

I’ve been watching you ever since your gaming channel was only at a few hundred k subs it’s nice to see how much your channel has grown keep it up and this was hilarious

[@layasmithxx9645]

When the lights went out, I stopped chewing my food and held my breath.. 🤣

[@LittlezombieRocker]

My sister used to work as a Barista years ago at Starbucks and said it is by far one of the most stressful jobs she has ever worked at. I think she only lasted a few months. She basically quit because she would get severe mood swings and insomnia.

[@PGOuma]

THE WAY THE MANAGER SPED OUTTA THERE AND THE LOCKED DOOR TOOK ME TF OUT 😂😂

[@jadenbree2263]

This game is giving me ptsd of when I first started working at Starbucks 💀💀

[@SpanishBarbie96]

The screeching brakes kill me. “I NEED MY COFFEE!”

[@DiizzyWiizzy]

Bruh that lady with the baby zooming in front of you, my heart is in my legs omg 😂😂😂 scared the shiiiit outta me 😅

[@Catastrophic_Cat_]

Dayuuum Dashie! You looking good as ever since I last seen you. I was 10 back in 2011 when I subscribed and you've been the funniest gamer I've been subscribed to. I hope your feeling great about the community you've built on your channel because we all need your humor in these trying times.

[@Larv6464]

I used to be a Starbucks barista and this game perfectly describes closing shifts at Starbucks 😂

[@Anza.]

21:50 The way he looks at us 😂