Neverending Nonsense Vs. Frustrated Tech Support Scammers- The Hoax Hotel

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Leave your superuser root commands below, please.

[@ProbablyCathy]

"Sir, stop speaking." "I will explain you, sir, each and every thing."

[@OmniscientWarrior]

I like using "cd .." then "dir".

[@KowboyUSA]

_Why are you not listening!? listening! Listentening to me!!??_

[@Mannard74]

rundll32.exe HalpYouOut.dll

[@javiersmith8618]

sudo Su-Su-Sussudio oh oh

[@codenamexp6383]

if a tree command falls in a dekstop, and no scammers are around to hear it, do you still have to send da moneygram?

[@codenamexp6383]

yerrrrrrsh

[@TheHoaxHotel]

If the Zambon' fires up

[@vladmirpootis2160]

that depends what is the sound of obe scammer scammimg?

[@Zalibidas]

Sounds a bit like each and everything.

[@SpiritBear12]

LOL Perfect!

[@prawnee9827]

Your ability to speak absolute nonsense is brilliant. Well done sir.

[@tomn3136]

"sir stop beating around the bush" I'm not, I'm trying to beat around the roots. "You're a speedy guy" These uploads make my day. Hahaha

[@TheHoaxHotel]

damn bushes

[@khorps4756]

you're the idiot guy

[@basilbilbeisi2417]

Tom N For you.

[@Ass_Burgers_Syndrome]

Better than beating off on the bush I guess.

[@swiftfox3461]

Tom N I love how he just went with the theme there, lol.

[@Genin99]

I love how you're able to keep talking and talking.

[@elephystry]

Genin99 it's the meth

[@thorkrynu4551]

Meth command is another office. He said he wasn't a superuser yet. No tweaker privileges.

[@dougmac6803]

Looo

[@myfaveyoutube]

People on meth don't listen like this

[@darkmaniac11]

Dude were you drunk making this? The lines you come up with on the spot is golden and I can't imagine anyone making up these jokes sober. You sir, have talent.

[@lauralishes1]

I think he does do these calls drunk

[@DJH4521]

@@lauralishes1 some, mainly he's sober.

[@jimimcmahon4522]

@@lauralishes1 no he's sober don't insult his talents like that

[@seove1]

😂

[@joeyzalewski9437]

@@jimimcmahon4522 he’s clearly dabblin in some boones farm on the reg

[@InvisiMan2006]

"why are you beating around the bushes, sir?" haha, if there ever was a more perfect pun!!!

[@MinisterSandman]

excellent customer service: tree out of 10

[@hightidesmrforever2themoon449]

This happened to my bf the other day, a screen popped up on the computer saying that Windows 10 had expired and to call their customer service number. Fortunately, I woke up as my bf was on the phone with them, and thanks to you, I knew how to handle it. I love how you talked over them, it was sooo funny! I wonder if you realize how much you help people. Not only do you bring laughter into people's lives, but you educate them on how scammers work.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

High Tides nice, glad you didn't get scammed

[@hightidesmrforever2themoon449]

The Hoax Hotel: Me too =)

[@hightidesmrforever2themoon449]

Ali Abbas: LOL

[@cyanidedroid]

Ali Abbas What the fuck?

[@hightidesmrforever2themoon449]

cyanidedroid: i do love a good coookie, but it would more than cookies to marry someone lol i didn't get it either, but i think it was meant as a compliment? lol

[@marvelgirl7740]

Every time I hear "each and everything", I scream! It's like the bell, every time you hear it, a scammer gets his wings.

[@129140163]

Marvel Girl *Devil horns

[@stevesheppardmusic]

Haha Marvel it makes me laugh so much I am using it myself now lol Each and Every day haha

[@matttzzz2]

How about you do one thing and don't be over smart ok?

[@Ringtail_Jax]

As a former computer technician. I lost my shit with this XD

[@JKrlvgn]

You never stop being a computer technician, sadly, no matter what. I also lost my shit.

[@V-V-Rune]

I'm not sure what makes this particular kind of scammer worse: The fact that they don't know computers outside of a script and on the job learning. Or the way they pronounce support, desktop and viruses.

[@Evolution1012]

Ross was a snarky one lol "Don't try to tell me your cyber technical knowledge, ok? because that's less than me" "Can you afford an internet access?" "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on, hold on you Speedy guy" "Don't mess up, boy. Don't mess up. Cheers, bye." "Sir you want to run the tree command? Run it by yourself, ok?" "Don't try to be smart with me." "Don't try to dial here again." "You are getting blocked." "I'll end up blocking your number, and a loogle- a legal suit will be filed against against you." Quite the stutter there for a threat lol

[@SRowntree]

He was MASSIVELY insecure

[@JarredThegreatDahBoss]

your weird ass pictures and graphics never seize to amaze me

[@elephystry]

JarredThegreat DahBoss *cease c:

[@SuperNovaHeights_]

JarredThegreat DahBoss cease*

[@salsaucy2547]

JarredThegreat DahBoss Aids*

[@demonetizeddemonetisedinmy1890]

storm drain*

[@over-educated-sp]

This may just be one of your best ones yet! I especially loved it when Mr. smarty pants technicians tried telling you just how smart he was. Obviously he wasn’t that smart, if he couldn’t get to the root of the problem. He kept beating around the bush, and um, couldn’t figure out that the “tree command”, was the problem that ENTIRE time!

[@johnproctor6438]

5 years later, and I’m still dying of laughter. I freakin love this guy

[@leapinglaura7343]

"If there's a bush, I guess that'll be a separate command." --SIR, DON'T TRY TO IMPRESS ME WITH ALL YOUR CYBERTECHNICAL KNOWLEDGE!! 😠 😬

[@パンの耳ライオン]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@starsiegeplayer]

HH, I gotta tell you... this is pure comedy gold. You are reminding me of classic Martin and Lewis bits... except the scammers don't know they are playing the straight man.

[@nfrick1]

Many jewels here: 0:40 - The scammer's name is "Sir". 3:27 - "The 'tree' command is used to diagnose the computer, to find out the infection." 4:32 - "Don't try to tell me your cyber technical knowledge. because that's less than me." 5:00 - "A legal suit be filed against you".

[@scott3605]

hoax hotel i love how you ramble on and talk over them.

[@ArtVandelayOfficial]

he should be an auctioneer

[@africacarey]

Me too he really is the best at rambling..

[@Kyosukedono]

Dude, I dont know how he does it. I am physically uncapable of talking over someone but this guy is a master.

[@connoreickelman3868]

Legend has it that if an adventurer with a stout heart and a swift Zambon' stabs the Moneygram tree command in just the right spot, the sweet sap of Boone's Farm will come trickling right out. Betty ought to investigate further, if she has made it out of the hospital. While there, see if you can hang the money laundry to dry in the branches of the tree command. Bless.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Isherwood Williams I'll investigate immediately

[@NikkiLurkio]

I wanna see Betty roasting those scammers again! She da real OG! 😂👌🏻

[@TheHoaxHotel]

boone's makes those roots strong

[@DemimondeMesilaThraam]

Nikki Jefferson Betty and Gretelyn Murphy-Gumpus are drunk copilots of the scammer-smashing automatic baby buggy of love and wine coolers

[@KHRONOS2232]

Demimonde Mesila Thraam Gretelyn hears as if she's drunk indeed. Haha. :D

[@skyhazel6205]

I want all scammers to disappear. But if they do, Hoax Hotel will also disappear. I am conflicted.

[@elephystry]

SkyHazel we need more Hoax Hotels in the world

[@PinkMadonnaGaga]

Well.. we have to get to the root of this problem.

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

+Jack Flinn Nah. Leave the roots. Just hack away at the tiny tiny twiglike branches.

[@SpiritBear12]

My goodness, you certainly can babble when you want to! LOL

[@Kweghp]

Lol at how furious they get when you just continuously talk over them 😂

[@PariahMessiah83]

Improv comedians train for years to be able to step over each others lines while keeping dialogue going at the same time like that. You and Ross are a pair of comedic geniuses.

[@tracylangsley4064]

They say money doesn't grow on trees......but do money grams?

[@TheHoaxHotel]

all signs point to... yersh

[@deheimer]

Do more of this often instead of connecting scammers to scammers. This is just hilarious.

[@BossRedRanger]

I'm crying over here! I genuinely laughed until I cried. Thank you. I needed that.

[@Big5mokE719]

This was funny as hell. I love how you can just ramble about random shit for so long lol

[@jordanleajarvis]

Awful customer service. 0/5 stars on Yelp.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Tomorrow's scams, today!

[@thesmellj959]

shut up ugly bitch

[@KingStr0ng]

@@thesmellj959 Ask mom for internet privileges little boy.

[@JklMan1]

@@thesmellj959 u mad bro??

[@tartislewis5776]

I lost it at beating around the bush, THATS A WHOLE NEW COMMAND!😂

[@kc081989]

Dude. You are so good that even I started getting annoyed! Lmao. That is skill! Good work my man

[@Cocogolem]

Have you tried watering the tree command so that the water give you access to each and every root? Anyway i don't know, i'm just a level 4 zamboni, just trying to help a fellow demurrage :)

[@TheHoaxHotel]

boone's farm works better than water

[@AnnabelleMC]

you have to be a level 9000 HH watcher to even be able to read this comment

[@lifeloverNorris]

Ooh yeah demurrage. That's a word we use often nowadays.

[@terencejay8845]

The didn't do a level 4 zamboni. They went from level 3 to level 3.5, then on to level 5. It's a common mistake.

[@Star1957able]

Cocogolem good one!

[@rallokkcaz]

I always run "tree /" in my bash shell to keep my computer safe. Now my roots are empty, and the security errors are gone.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

it truly is the superuser command

[@starsiegeplayer]

I just tried it on my Linux computer. I didn't even know Linux had a tree command!

[@steefannafeets7356]

How do you not burst out laughing. The beating around the roots, legendary

[@corruptjester897]

I've never seen someone screw with scammers as much as you. 10/10

[@MAC...007]

🌟Once again an award winning performance, by the Master of scammer confusion.🌟

[@GHCMargarita]

I love how you just go on and on you came a long way from your first couple of videos

[@TheHoaxHotel]

♪We've come a looooooong way♪

[@ranjarevenga6680]

The Hoax Hotel 🎶with out you my friend

[@JohnSmith-xq1pz]

The Hoax Hotel Needs a Hoax Hotel best of video set to matchbox20 let's see how far we've come.

[@albertchehade9916]

I find these discussions very intoxicating and I am hooked listening to them so much. The bad English, the bad American accents, etc.

[@juliewilson6288]

OMG you are sooo annoying! Teaching them patience is a worthwhile pursuit so keep it up 😂😂😂

[@andeeerrigo6847]

These are great...wen you plow through conversations it's a HOOT!!!... Thsnku for sharing

[@Steve-xo4nb]

I have binge watched about 12 of your videos and I laughed the hardest all throughout this one! Epic! hahaha

[@Blazea58]

You're getting better and better at this, always talking over them , it's hilarious

[@debcat6275]

This was brilliant....absolute gold.

[@annemargaret5562]

This is the most ridiculous conversation I've ever heard. Well done 🤣🤣🤣

[@beachside1]

After all the frustration with this tree and root issues. They never did ask if you had the right tree. So if a tree command falls in the forest, does it make a sound??

[@ReiTsukinoVT]

"why are you beating around the bush?!" LOL!

[@ar2702]

Their wait music sounds like an 80s sci-fi theme.

[@rogermouton2273]

Haven't laughed so much in quite a while. 'Guy with a tree command fixation' has to be one of your best characters...

[@georgiaervine3892]

Don't mess up boi.. don't mess up.

[@stoutkm]

Thank you. Please continue to be MERCILESS!

[@adamnichols476]

man this was painful for me lol. cant imagine for them hahaha.

[@cannabisflame]

Its so funny how triggered that first one got by the Tree Command 😂🤣

[@elizabethpykkonen6062]

I just got a call from robert in Jamaica telling me about publishers clearing house sweepstakes... its a new one..he hung up on me when I mentioned its a new scam lolol

[@TheHoaxHotel]

2.5 mil and a Mercedes perhaps?

[@elizabethpykkonen6062]

Lol I'll gladly give you the number if you want to screw with them..hehehe

[@LittleFeetBigHeart1]

yes please screw with those guys haha

[@michellecollins4974]

How do you manage to maintain such a CHEERFUL spew of nonsense? 😂

[@oliviac2785]

this was absolutely hilarious lmao i couldnt stop laughing, thanks for another great video :D

[@TheHoaxHotel]

🙏

[@Cubinator73]

Jeez, I would've given up after ~15 seconds. These scammers are resistant. I like how you always repeat "Do one thing" :D

[@MrJosephdScott]

10/10 would call again .

[@TheHoaxHotel]

oh all day

[@albertchehade9916]

1 Year has passed and these scammers are still there and greatly profiting from gullible people. A fool and his money are soon parted. So true.

[@PhreeKnova1]

NOTIFICATION SQUAD! LONG LIVE THE HOAX HOTEL! All about it, lets get them grantz.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

each and every grant

[@PhreeKnova1]

Dont forget the free ATM cards there, buddy.

[@bigbluewreckingcrew4112]

The Hoax Hotel trying to get you the ATM cards but I need you to send the money to the jail....I've been here for five years in India......I'm behind the bars

[@thwartedman]

I love your barely audible "sha-na-na-na"s over the Muzak at the beginning 😂

[@xl000]

Today I spent 30 minutes with a fake tech support just to open the first web page with the remote support application. I used the slow loris technique. I made pauses between each of my words / sentences, long enough to get the whole process super slow, but not so slow to make the operator want to give up.. I just hang up in the middle of a sentence but it could have lasted for quite some time.

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

BRAVO! Now THAT'S what The Hoax Hotel is here for: to encourage people to REPEAT and PRACTICE what he teaches by example!

[@andy84wilson]

You have a real gift to be able to talk in circles about utter nonsense. Its HILARIOUS

[@aljazareh]

sir, you are more brutal than Foghorn Leghorn on steroids . I love it .

[@aljazareh]

OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH SHA DDABB

[@rowellster]

Hoax, you tread that fine line between being obviously obstructive and innocently naive with these scammers. That is a rare gift. I love your random diversions into pointless details interspersed with the occasional yerrrrsss when the scammer tries to bring things back on course. So much time wasted for the scammer and so much entertainment for us. Great channel keep up the sterling work.

[@FadedSteel525]

@The Hoax Hotel You forgot to add the batch file to seed the root command via soil code R17, the new process program is now run through Klondike System Branches inc.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

FadedSteel525 damnit!

[@mechanicalr]

I always look forward to your videos! Thanks for being awesome

[@valeriemontanez5005]

He's so good at doing this that sometimes he irritates me! 😁

[@HollysHealingHerbs]

Hey Hoax, u are the king of ramblings. Keep pissin these scumbags off! Love ur videos!

[@MURFMAN04]

Damn I love your nonsense :)

[@OGKoudelka]

"I'm trying to beat around the roots" lol I am in tears

[@shaqster1000]

The second scammer was clearly clueless as you were beating around the trees and not the bushes. Everyone knows that you need the bush command in order to do that.

[@Warhammer820]

Shaqster 1000 I was really hoping he would misquote the scammer that time and say, “no I’m not beating off in the bushes” and go off on a rambling rant from there

[@Ian-rq7lb]

That was an epic "I will talk over you" battle haha.

[@jerxy3618]

lmao this is hilarious, keep up the good work

[@lt_dans__leggs573]

I just planted a new tree command in the front yard ...... LOL Great animation!

[@samlanni7253]

Ive never heard you speak so much lol i guess that's because you weren't eating cereal today

[@TheHoaxHotel]

evil samm yes the cereal was on hiatus that fine morn'

[@samlanni7253]

The Hoax Hotel i have a feeling the coffee was flowing tho lol like I actually got worried because you sounded hyper af

[@vavrespaddr7290]

11:50 It's just TOO funny how you act like you're in disbelief and question what you heard when they start cussing. "I'm the m--f--- guy sir. I have a question for you." "Excuse m-. What? Hello?"

[@shawnshawnthemovieman1176]

I just love how he can keep rambling on and on about nothing.

[@Star1957able]

You are good at talking and talking to frustrate these scammers time and time again-very entertaining each and every time-to tell you one thing that is

[@pacu7102]

The Hoax Hotel, do you have a Starbucks near you?

[@pacu7102]

Sir, I need a yes or okay. A YES or OKAY.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

45 minutes away, i live in the forest

[@pacu7102]

The Hoax Hotel good enough! Lol. Private message me for information on your 101% free Starbucks gift card. I couldn't figure out how to private message you on KZbin...

[@n1207]

Do one thing.

[@Truth_Alone_Triumphs_777]

"whoa whoa whoa whoa, hold on, hold on, you speedy guy" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@goldkarna2423]

Great parlay....verbose yet entertaining.

[@byrellebrass7387]

Internal Revenue Canada is still a highlight of my life! Just wanted to let you know these are funny and stick to me like glue.

[@KevRiders]

Next run on this, please put up a "tree command counter" that goes up each time you say it. See if you can beat your own record before they hang up

[@AtosMiracles]

I got a scammer call recently and thanks to channels like yours I wasn't conned. Love your humour.

[@umutozden4982]

Ohhhh yeeeaaaarrrhhhss

[@TheHoaxHotel]

yersh

[@theobscurestash6537]

This is one of your best, lol! "Well I'm trying to beat around the roots actually. I wanna get straight to the tree command..."

[@Arnold_X3]

Technical Suppoewt

[@TheHoaxHotel]

the best kind

[@ninjalokust]

The extra letters signify how much betterer it is, other support services need to learn how to dig down to the roots and clear the bugs away.

[@hopeful_krystal]

Arnold *suppoot

[@starisesun7692]

I love how you're relentlessly talking over them it kills me everytime😂😂😂💀

[@Slunkee]

i need to sit on the tree command because i am a birb

[@TheHoaxHotel]

/r/birbs

[@Freevo_Lowse]

you're a speedy guy😂, you speedily frustrated the hell out of them lmao!

[@siKCOnevlogs]

Where is OG Murphy Grumpus

[@qubonic]

12:20-12:26 gets me every time! I bet that guy drunk himself to sleep that day 🤣🤣🤣

[@hnm5911]

Give me scammers numbers I'm itching to call them for hours!!

[@billyjacobs190]

The tree command has security branches and root problems. BEATING AROUND THE BUSHES. I'M DEAD.

[@KrishLius]

yo my orange juice came out of my nose my fucking nose! maybe tree command will fix it. fix it fixit

[@theopinionisthighqualityopinio]

Krish Lius Never a good idea to eat or drink while watching HH.

[@idkidc7547]

"You are the EEDEYET guy" I'm dying 😂😂😂

[@itsCronch]

Tell me each and everything of one thing of the root please sir. Also no beating around the bush thank you.

[@lt.ripley1590]

So good it made me laugh again when you said did you say your name is Sir? You are relentless. I love you for it.