I'm DEAD Scam

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Excuse me, please confirm if DEAD or ALIVE to receive your bitcoin in your location. Thank you.

[@AngryBLKGam3r]

There was Kitboga... But then there was the Legend Hoax Hotel.

[@FreeTacozYT]

#DeadUntilDemmurage

[@smittenthekitteninmittens2679]

sending skinwalkers to your location mr email user

[@MrFrog_]

Betty says ALIVE!!

[@hegyak]

Sorry. But I am Schrodinger's cat. I am in the Superposition of being Both Alive and Dead at the same time until someone opens the box. So can I get Double Bitcoin now?

[@ancientparadox2084]

"Listen to me!" - Ancient Scammer Proverb

[@iamarok]

And who could forget "shut up!" or "Are you stupid?" 😂

[@gram.]

@@iamarok "shott ohhp"; "shott di fo*k ohhp"; "leeson tew mee"

[@waynemontpetit8181]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jorgep.2033]

Yes hahahaha

[@jayeverette]

What about “Do one thing” and “each and everything”?

[@ArtsyGalGames]

Got over here so quick, just to verify each and everything.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Thank you, I'll send the bitcoin

[@AxxLAfriku]

@@TheHoaxHotel Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two DANGEROUSLY DASHING girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest KZbinr ever, having two hot girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear hox

[@therealnoodledog6660]

You look like the granddaughter of the ol' trombone's driver friend

[@myka788]

@@AxxLAfriku Onision??

[@KennethV2000]

@@TheHoaxHotel Subscribe is a bad thing to say because of how greedy it sounds lol

[@keventy6114]

This made me laugh so hard. These interactions are absurd. "Stop talking when I'm talking!" "Oh, ok-" "Stop talking." "Yes?" "Stop talking when I'm talking." "Oh ok."

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Oh..yes yes

[@dumdum3470]

@@TheHoaxHotel I just love hearing you say, " OH, YES SIR". I LMAO EVERY TIME. Your site is tge most fun I've had in 2 yrs. Keep up the good work 😂🤣😂🤣

[@The-Black-Death]

@@TheHoaxHotel GET BACK TO ME THROUGH DE EMAIL, seriously...

[@yomamashouse8508]

@@TheHoaxHotel Oh yes, please.

[@jamok3]

Before I found your channel, I used to just hang up on scammers or cuss them out. Now you have shown me the value of applying a slow burn to them.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Waste allll the time

[@qlumi7899]

"i'm texting you through my voice now" lmfaoo

[@TheHoaxHotel]

The various toip voip protocols i believe...

[@dukstedi]

@@TheHoaxHotel obviously

[@waynemontpetit8181]

@@TheHoaxHotel Talking Continuously Protocol / Insanity Protocol

[@Argumemnon]

"I am definitely dead. No need to contact me again."

[@farquad4443]

The only thing that is dead are my brain cells after reading those emails.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

The finest of sentences

[@thomasreichert2804]

"SO PLEASE I AM VERY MUCH CONFUSED HERE I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO do" Something crashed in my brain at the end of that sentence

[@HanSolo__]

@@thomasreichert2804 🤪

[@StainderFin]

@@thomasreichert2804 weirdo

[@tkellaway]

The name is User, Email User. Licence to be dead.

[@mike2652]

“Mtn Dew on the rocks. Not stirred, not shaken.” 😆

[@drakkenmensch]

CAN YOU EMAIL TO ME, EMAIL TO ME, EMAIL TO ME

[@treborironwolfe]

Excuse me, excuse me, shut up while I talk.

[@wartem]

I like it when he said he isn't using email 😂

[@mkhachfe]

LOVE the "listen to me" printed on your top. My wife told me I'm laughing too loud.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Just tell her listen to me

[@bdale5231]

..or *'don't* listen to me'!

[@pizzagateisreal]

You took him to the brink of sanity and held him there. Beautiful work.

[@Skullmiser]

If you're not sure, you can breathe on a piece of glass, and if it fogs up, you're still alive.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

900 IQ

[@BulletAgario]

@@TheHoaxHotel I love you

[@Slipknlov]

damn that first convo was a speedrun, that dude had a short fuse i want that LISTEN TO ME hoodie

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Pretty sure it beat the previous listen to me world record

[@mattithjahthebull3559]

Listen to me hoodie, yes please

[@bassmania84]

Id buy it

[@j3ttagrl420]

me, too!

[@ronmower]

This scammer is quicker to anger than Josh Brown.

[@sebbythegod7747]

Those listen to me charges must be expensive

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Gotta pump those charges up

[@alliandrablack7751]

I want to make "Who are you!?" my text notification now. I love how he flew off the handle right away.

[@secoura]

The next time someone asks "are you stupid?" you now know that the correct answer is "not stupid enough to understand you".

[@dumdum3470]

Good answer

[@TheFrenchPug]

Oh my God. I hate to admit, yet once again! My parents just fell victim to the 2nd chance lottery scam. They called me all excited that they were getting a new Escalade and $2.5 million. I asked my mother immediately if she gave them any money.... Yes! A $250 gift card, and their banking account information!!! Yet, they think I'm stupid and ignorant on things they don't agree on with me. So, your work, is very, very, meaningful Hoax. You are saving someone out there!

[@skullchimes]

Stubborn people, tsk😔 hope they learn and not fall for it again once they get nothing. But seeing as it's the 2nd time idk oof

[@tessgregory987]

Out of interest, what do they say to you when the money doesn't arrive in their bank account? And what will it take to make them realise that they've been scammed (again)?

[@dumdum3470]

OMG. Some people employ no common sense and then when screwed they refuse to acknowledge it. I guess it's shaming. Sorry about your parents.

[@msalyssababy]

When you confirmed your name as Email User it had me laughing way too hard! It’s always a good day when you upload a video 😊

[@nassermj7671]

When they don't Q that bingo! It's all about just cough up the greens! I'm in a hurry.

[@OreWaZero]

Still the best scam baiter on KZbin hands down

[@bassmania84]

Best

[@itiswhatitis3721]

Binge watching for days over and over again laughing everytime

[@thomasseitz9877]

Definitely HOAX HOTEL is the best.

[@GreatMCGamer]

You need to go deeper in the rabbit hole. You haven't even entered yet.

[@Sir_Catnip]

@@GreatMCGamer Oh? Where do i find this hole, sir? lol

[@lonewolf5238]

I can envision a scammer support group where they sit around twitching and muttering and weeping while recalling their nightmare experiences with this rubber man. If course, they're all wearing LISTEN TO ME t-shirts.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

LISTEN. TO. ME.

[@nityodaytekchandani701]

"No, I don't do email"

[@OceanAce]

"This is email user here."

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Get that pesky email OUTTA HERE

[@deaj8450]

No one else seems to be able to appreciate the beautiful Justin Kuritzkes reference at the beginning so I wanted to show it some love. She wraps the beef in a skintight sheath, she bequeaths... the beef to a thief. His entire channel is nothing but hilarious videos, that song gets stuck in my head sometimes.

[@MichaelDisney]

Dear Mr Hotel; you've dribbled yourself Turkishly.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃

[@taintwasher3703]

This has been a festive Thanksgiving episode

[@yes0r787]

"YOU continue! To dribble yourself! Turkishly.", yeah I hate that too.

[@whattheflimflam]

"WHY YOU"- *Incoherent grumbling* I can't breathe, Monk James gonna have to teach me some meditation techniques

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Wooosahhhh

[@mike2652]

OOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMMMMM

[@Rhewin]

Why is it that the dudes with this accent are always the angriest scammers?

[@leopardgecko9100]

Dude I haven't laughed this hard in a long time, this was the funniest thing I've heard all year! You deserve a million subs man, amazing work

[@MEGURMAN]

10:45 "you continue to dribble yourself" might just be my favourite scammer line, it gives me life to hear it and your reaction to it Mr. Hotel

[@polestar696]

I realise that all scams are stupid, but this so idiotic I can't believe people might fall for this. Good job hoax hotel. Love you work and channel.

[@samaranis6504]

fall*

[@HarryWizard]

@Aussie Jules I literally got a call like that and was so confused, they said something along the lines of me or my car crashing into someone and I replied "well since I don't have a car nor a license, I have no idea what you are on about" lol.

[@HarryWizard]

@Aussie Jules thats hilarious, im sure they do check number plates, at least in my country its practically public knowledge of what car you have based on the plate.

[@alicefigueiredo6455]

yea they dont even try to be good

[@Bassotronics]

Idiotic people fall for Idiotic scams. If everybody had a brain, the world would be a better place.

[@Ninasanz83]

This Thanksgiving I am thankful for THE HOAX HOTEL ♥️

[@TheHoaxHotel]

And.....pogs?

[@trudim6024]

When the scammer told Hoax to stop talking I was looking forward to seeing how long he could actually bite his tongue for....I knew it would be in the single digit second range 😄

[@TheHoaxHotel]

SHUT UP AND.... send the bitcoin to my third email

[@trudim6024]

@@TheHoaxHotel 🤭🤣

[@lilsaam]

Kitboga, Jim Browning and Hoax Hotel, the holy trinity

[@newmama0508]

Give Scammer Payback a try too! We love all scambaiters!

[@whattheflimflam]

Scammer payback is the man

[@mudhead31]

Amen. We are not worthy. That’s my must watch go-to list, too! Lol

[@newmama0508]

Mad respect for Hoax Hotel tho for the grind over the past several years! I’ve watched many of his videos and given the thumbs up! 👍🏻

[@trudim6024]

Yes they are all geniuses at what they do, but I would add JayBeeTV to that and make it a holy square 😄

[@ManyMannyMan]

Realising Hoax is wearing "LISTEN TO ME" merch literally took me out, hilarious! 😂

[@filk7031]

Hoax Hotel 1904 - 2020 May his soul rest in my location.

[@bdale5231]

To have that honour you must email me bitcoin!

[@therenegades7329]

He's back

[@nassermj7671]

Nobody but nobody gets under the skin better than Hoaxy

[@HanSolo__]

I literally felt the pain of these jerks...

[@bdale5231]

Hoaxy... bad for the mental health of the bad - darned good for the mental health of the good!

[@TrancemasterOnyx]

"Get back to me" is the new "listen to me", they're evolving(!)

[@filk7031]

All jokes aside. This may honestly be your funniest video. Was on the way back home laughing my ass off. LOVE YOUR CONTENT DUDE!

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Sending👍to your location

[@gizmothesquirrel9094]

His 4 rounds against josh brown is his greatest work.

[@flanamation]

"If you are not stupid enough to understand a simple English" - Scammer 2020

[@jonathanjackson2587]

I think I'm gonna have to use the "You continue to dribble yourself Turkishley" line, whenever someone is talking "trash" to me 😂😂😂

[@poohbear4130]

Your persistence is next level! You must have drove your parents nuts!😝 Keep up the Hotels policy of the “ Listen to me” counts!

[@StrangeAgo]

Listen to me - I always love how frustrated you make the scammers. Thanks for the upload!

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Thanks for watching in your location

[@mrodriguezangel1]

"Listen to me " (there we go) had me dying

[@TheHoaxHotel]

i knew it was comin

[@Twitch_Moderator]

@ 3:54 - *I'm texting you through my voice.* 🤣

[@therealnoodledog6660]

Do a "LISTEN TO ME" tee-shirt with this cellphone hat on it and I'll buy it just for the fun of it.

[@navret1707]

I too.

[@nickinit9082]

i was thinking about it too. we are dealing with "must have this t-shirt" situation here.

[@bdale5231]

You need to email your requests to Hoax's 'Listen to me' service!

[@WhyDodo]

Hoax hotel bingo: “listen to me!” Holding out for, “shut the f up!”

[@robertlombardo8437]

Shut dey fawk uwp an leesten to meeee!

[@PajamaManor]

One said "shuddup yo mouth! Shuddup yo mouth!" Lol

[@lifeloverNorris]

I missed Mr. Josh Brown

[@raven9086]

with a healthy dose of "do one thing" and "you are a very stupid man"

[@smcdonald9991]

@@lifeloverNorris Do you know John Barosa?

[@juppukun]

I am very much ALIVE enough to receive your video in my location. Bless you, my Nigerian Prince.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Glad to muchly hear

[@jhaniajohnson7158]

"Oh, Mr.Robert? Morphed from Monk James into John Skin into something else" There is an imposter among us

[@IRgEEK]

Hooray! A new Hoax Hotel post! Now *that's* something to be thankful for!

[@dillhole4603]

No doubt! Boda, scammer payback, and Hoax Hotel posted so far. If Kitboga posts one my day shall be complete. 😀

[@OGMadeInPhilly]

The characters in this are hilarious. Zach Morris cellphone hair…beeper hair…. Hilarious 😆

[@scottlarson1548]

They can barely speak English, then one of them says something like, "Listen attentively!"

[@wesleyhempoli5548]

you're a regular on this channel and you havent figured out that these are not real phone calls that were recorded live? he's jusrt recycling old recorded clips and responding to them. literally anyone can do this.

[@scottlarson1548]

@@wesleyhempoli5548 Yes, you can't phone scammers because they no longer exist.

[@yaboilink2359]

@@wesleyhempoli5548 r u ok

[@jasonjr376]

@@wesleyhempoli5548 bruh how high are you

[@bdale5231]

@@scottlarson1548 Have you confirmed by email that they are dead or alive?

[@williamroberts1693]

HH: "Dribble myself?" LOL!

[@TheHoaxHotel]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@dillhole4603]

It'd be neat to hear this guy and field agent Josh Brown carry on a conversation.

[@VelkanAngels]

I miss Josh xP. Wish there was a compilation of all the Josh videos. All-time favourites, lol. Second favourite is the one with the... Mumbly Brumly Bumbus thing or however that went. Edit: Nvm, he has a Josh playlist!

[@jaythiele4731]

The calls are hilarious enough. The perfect animation / graphics.... phenomenal. **chef's kiss** Side note, this guy is getting belligerent in the first two minutes. What a peach. 🍑

[@waynemontpetit8181]

"If you are not stupid enough to understand a simple English." - Stephen Hawking

[@iamarok]

Ah, the good old Schrödinger's scam. Cannot confirm you're dead or alive until payment is made 😂

[@roscoewhite3793]

The first guyman set new standards in rudeness and ill-temper and mindless repetition, and the second one was obtuse and dense beyond belief before going into asshole mode. I've baited a good number over many years, and these would beat the worst I've encountered.

[@RubberToe761]

The noise at 7:43 sounds like he had a violent outburst in the background because he was trying so hard to be calm for formal. Had me dying 🤣

[@iamarok]

"John Skin must be some kind of skinwalker" I absolutely love it! My favourite supernatural legend and a great crack by one of an absolute legend of a scam baiter 😍

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Skinwalker has arrived in the payment's location

[@jonahhex8178]

My condolences on your recent demise, hoax. Hope you get better soon.

[@FXHumungus]

Of all funny scammer video Channels on KZbin. You, "The Hoax Hotel" takes the cake. Most Entertaining scammer videos by far. My fav = FBI Field Agent Josh Brown. 😂👍 The Email print out.

[@QJW_1996]

Sir Milquesteak has graced us with another upload

[@TheHoaxHotel]

So much milquesteak in locations

[@maxwellcatlett3653]

@@TheHoaxHotel I love this. Hope you are doing well, especially after hearing of your death

[@ZiyadHBakr-tl2ib]

He kept saying "standard standard stand..leesin..standard.." and you kept talking over him and I'm just dying 🤣

[@skydiamsteam6005]

Ah yes, you and the snow has arrived in my location! Amazing!

[@MEGURMAN]

This video has arrived in my area ahead of schedule and I for that I am grateful

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Swift and succulent delivery

[@tinatomaszewski6473]

Nothing cheers me up more than listening to your videos! I literally laugh out loud! Thanks so very much for what you do! You always make my day! 🌞💖

[@gowgowOVER9000]

it honestly irks me when they get mad and claim that you are wasting *their* time although I am rather impressed that you always remain calm, I would love to see you yell at them and call them out for "being stupid enough" to NOT understand english with all their typos (then again I doubt they would stay on the line very long)

[@christopherkopeliz5722]

I honestly just about peed myself listening to this. Oh man. I love you much. You are one of the greats man. Been here for a few years. You are a true legend

[@shadowbanned4051]

I love when they address the number of calls.

[@at0micsheep]

The irony on the last guy " if you are not stupid enough to understand English" haha

[@ElainesDomain]

Thanks Mr. Hotel. Have a Happy Thanksgiving each and everything.

[@Cantu-tn8ul]

I hate when I’m going to work, and I suddenly die of Covid _ 19 Saks. I was comforted to hear that I wasn’t the only one who experienced this sudden death while on my morning commute. Shame on Mr. John Skin for trying to capitalize on such a tragic incident.

[@Ebi.Adonkie]

3:00: Na wa for you; Translation: You have issues. It's more of a mild jab.

[@the-trustees]

Classic. I love it when they just give up in their mind after dozens of calls. They always sound so depressed and worn down after their anger phase. Thanks!

[@andyhughes5885]

1:45 into the call, we got the 1st ` Listen to me ` Soon as you hear that then its got to be a scam.

[@lt_dans__leggs573]

"Listen to ME" and "you are not stupid enough" are such great quotes from this scammer! LOL Great animation!

[@lt.ripley1590]

POGS! You remember Pogs. I had a box of them mysteriously mislaid a while ago. Ahhh I'm hit with nostalgic rememberings.

[@mudhead31]

Great again! Keep em coming. I look forward to the next episode of these from the time of the last one like a kid waiting by the tv for the next week’s batman episode.

[@mkhachfe]

I love all of your videos H, but nothing will ever top the Josh Brown saga. This one is superb as well.

[@MR-xv5oo]

Impeccable manners by this scammer 🤣🤣🤣. Mate you are truly "the punisher " 🤣🤣

[@MrJdsenior]

"There's kind of a Mobius strip of a loop going on here" Pretty precious dude, that was funny. Tip: When he blocks you just spoof a new number and call him back again and again. He can keep blocking numbers all he wants, but you can just make new ones. As long as you are not doing something illegal (and you are not, kind of the opposite, really) the law is perfectly fine with it. It's very cute that he thinks blocking your number is going to get him anywhere, but dead wrong. It might be fun to start a whole different conversation with the same guy, and when he's about to hang up, go back to your old voice and email name. He would spit nails. Then continue that, playing different characters in totally different modes...so...much...fun. :-) What else might be fun is set up about 10-12 people doing this and just make his day the same sort of hell (but not nearly as much, unfortunately) he puts trusting old folks through. I love it when they get all righteous and pissed off, like they think they have some right to, while they are SCAMMING people. Honestly, I wish 10,000 people would take up this pastime, it would drive these stupid criminal bastards absolutely out of their minds. At some point it wouldn't even be worth doing I've already heard that what is going on now with scam baiting is dropping their accomplished scams by a goodly amount. Cheers, good vid.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Ha yea the best is when I'll call them back after being blocked and they're immediately pissed and wanting to know where all the numbers are coming from

[@MrJdsenior]

@@TheHoaxHotel Love your channel, will subscribe. And those numbers are just ENDLESS, aren't they?.... :-) They definitely are NOT over-endowed with brilliance. I've thought about doing this, too, and probably should post if I do. I like your animations, especially the mad frowny scammer. Seems like the ones sans computer are easier, as I would have to look up a few things to vpn/firewall/virtual machine/blah blah blah to do that. My other favorite is Kitboga. And the IRL girl that does all the pro voice work and emulates Alexa, etc. is a riot, also. Scammer payback is pretty good, too, but I like the recorded stuff better than the live, live it tends to go pretty slowly. I've kicked a few into Kit's live streams that he riffed on real time, so that was fun. His granny stories drive them NUTS. He's pretty darn quick on the uptake....and just RUNS. Hope you don't mind me bringing up other's channels, but in the scam baiting game, it seems to be the more the merrier. Cheers...drive them bonkers! Conference calls...GENIUS. And I'm happy to hear you're not dead, and can still 'be found on this Earth'.

[@greektasos1]

one of my fav prank calls ever! watched this a few times! I love how pissed off the scammers get but still keep coming back for more :)

[@XRP_ONE]

The best way to tell if they're scammers or not is when they tell you to, "Listen to me" multiple times.

[@skydiamsteam6005]

And also if they lose their shit after only 2 minutes

[@MrUltrin79]

Missed your videos a lot. This one did not disappoint.

[@Arizona_lilly]

They never get the jokes...

[@mikeall7012]

I rewatch these again and again. Each and everything is so wonderful.

[@FreakyLeek]

I'm going to be calling you aaaaalllllllll day... right?

[@pinkertonbyweezer]

wow, just got done binging your library again! always happy to see a new addition to the hotel

[@sukdufai4368]

Are you sure those emails don’t have something to do with the Tree Command?

[@ch00nz81]

You are awesome by talking and talking nonsense and make these scammers freaking out. Lovi it!

[@mikeall7012]

I love the bobbing head move when they get angry

[@peterking2886]

Never heard a scambaiter with such an ability to bend the minds of scammers

[@renee1961]

Hoax Hotel, is this your way of confirming you're dead, or alive, in your location? I love your channel!🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

[@Spiderman-tg9ke]

Your talent is off the charts; high pressure but low key which is hysterical 😂😂😂😂

[@Tailstraw_xD]

Listen to me! Do one thing: Each and every thing.

[@moonyachti]

Keep them coming bro been waiting for new content I watch your vids every day 👊😂👍

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Sending them to your location

[@A_Ducky]

That impression at the beginning: as close as a mortal can get to Monthy Python gods

[@yournamehere7329]

You'll be stone dead in a moment.

[@deaj8450]

It's a reference to a video by Justin Kuritzkes.

[@levirodrigues5718]

I absolutely love your vids😂👏👏👏👏 You are a scammers worst nightmare… never to be left alone, destined to be tortured😂

[@despicabledogs_]

Yay! It’s my bday! Ty Hoax Hotel!

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Blessings in your location

[@kadejito1]

11:57 I love the gag Hoax did here where he wrapped his sentence around the scammer's ranting, but what makes this moment so memorable for me is that it's one of the rare times you can hear Hoax cracking up in the background.....and I can't say I blame him 🤣. Was a hysterical call 👍.

[@kenriley2852]

I play these in the backround like an old comedy album.

[@over-educated-sp]

For the love of god, do not ever quit! You brig me too much joy! Now you have, Listen to me merch! I can only imagine wearing one of your shirt in public, and someone recognized it. Boom! Instant friends! You honestly have been making my day better, for years!