my task manager is not as powerful as the on/off button. (he regularly takes breaks, tho i wouldnt pay him less)
@Anonymous-sb9rr5 ай бұрын
Except when it doesn't and the application doesn't close without a reboot.
@narrativeless4045 ай бұрын
@@Anonymous-sb9rr That's when you give an app way too much privileges
@kikixchannel5 ай бұрын
Yeah...About that...Task Manager fails to close programs that actually freeze about half the time. As if that wasn't bad enough, that's assuming you can even turn it on, because for some reason, Task Manager seems to have really low priority for a high-importance program with emergency close functions, so if a program freezes due to memory leak or some such, Windows will never even give Task Manager the time of the CPU's day...
@pajwubx18095 ай бұрын
I love Task Manager and how he's used, because this so damn accurate when you get "close all instances of blank"
@unpaidintern66525 ай бұрын
Me: What's that? Taskmanager: Dunno. Want it gone tho?
@adrioumario13695 ай бұрын
Me : TASK MANAGERRRR Task Manager : Yes boss ? Me : show me what app is using all my resources Task manager : Okay, you're the boss ! :D Me 10 seconds later : ...task manager ? Task Manager : yea ? Me : N U K E S T E AM
@Ahmer_Jdj5 ай бұрын
@@adrioumario1369or chrome
@Dark_Slayer30005 ай бұрын
@@adrioumario1369TM: you're the boss! Steam: AAAAAAA- TM: CPU usage is down by 30% :)
@loganshaw45274 ай бұрын
It in the forefront get him o he was also hiding in the background get him again.
@GoCommitOofie5 ай бұрын
Never realized until now how useful Task Manager is… I should use it more often
@CollourCrow5 ай бұрын
I use it so mutch and it is really useful
@CuuBluu5 ай бұрын
Honestly I'd just use another program at that point. Btw do us all a favor and report any bots on this reply section.
@Matches1st5 ай бұрын
@@CuuBluuuhhh nah
@Matches1st5 ай бұрын
I regularly have task manager open
@LstBrth5 ай бұрын
It's useful for many things. Between closing program instacnes that can't be seen anymore, to checking out your pc performance when things start to slow down, and of course search for suspicious programs that are eating your cpu's performance :). You can also manage the startup programs.
@xycherosАй бұрын
The fact task manager is the same size of James shows how humble and simple task manager is. He closes the tab. And that's all he needs to do Love you task manager
@spectralstriker5 ай бұрын
An man of conviction, sheer willpower, and a drive to do anything to get the job done. They call him, the task manager.
@Harvaine5 ай бұрын
professionals have standards
@hoskinsfilms62275 ай бұрын
Legend has it the Task Manager closed down 3 different programs at the same time, using nothing but "Force Quit"...
@TheDwagonHD5 ай бұрын
Ngl ”The Task Manager” as a name kinda goes hard. Especially for a hitman style character
@a_true_generic_gamer11045 ай бұрын
I heard he once stopped three programs at a bar with a single click. A fucking click.
@tobiasrieper195020 сағат бұрын
@@TheDwagonHD Kinda exists already.
@RoyalLegend10005 ай бұрын
love how task manager is the only competent character here lol, its very realistic ngl
@tenidiotaodpizzy46035 ай бұрын
why do you have a thousand likes but no replies
@user-je7nq6rz2ja5 ай бұрын
Today is my birthday and I have no subscribers 😢😢😢
@shuggle81885 ай бұрын
@@user-je7nq6rz2ja LOL
@TheEvanMack5 ай бұрын
@@tenidiotaodpizzy4603because the comment didnt need any
@RoyalLegend10005 ай бұрын
@tenidiotaodpizzy4603 Why not? I mean, comments are only good for the algorithm Also, there isn't really much to comment about
@bulldozer89504 ай бұрын
Task manager is a real one. He always does what’s asked of him and follows through. When you say close something, he closes it.
@christopherlindsey-kl5dx3 ай бұрын
Yep😊
@caseywensnahan35432 ай бұрын
except when either he or the entire system is freezing/lagging.
@_Sevant_2 ай бұрын
The power of the task manager is immeasurable!!!
@ToastedNoodle5 ай бұрын
i love the way your humor has evolved over the years. been LOVING your stuff lately man!
@user-je7nq6rz2ja5 ай бұрын
Today is my birthday and I have no subscribers ❤
@iqtidarrahman21485 ай бұрын
@@user-je7nq6rz2ja You don't need any subscribers for your birthday you should be content with yourself
@TheDeerBird5 ай бұрын
Today is my birthday but my wish never came true
@fabiopauli4204 ай бұрын
Taskmanger: _has stopped responding_ Me: YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!
@ramondewilde054 ай бұрын
*opens a second one to nuke the old one*
@lilj6814 ай бұрын
what
@ramondewilde054 ай бұрын
@@lilj681 2nd taskmanager to hardkill the one thats frozen
@lilj6814 ай бұрын
@@ramondewilde05 i dont get what your saying either
@ramondewilde054 ай бұрын
@@lilj681 cant explain it better then that lol
@Courity3 ай бұрын
I just love how task manger just said "your the boss" and then throws a grenade without hesitation or question
@evanluck12292 ай бұрын
The best employee
@andym.s.5231Ай бұрын
You’re*
@steel53155 ай бұрын
"TASK MANAGER!" "Yes Boss?" "THIS ONE" Im crying that is so accurate😂😂😂
@user-je7nq6rz2ja5 ай бұрын
Today is my birthday and I have no subscribers 😢😢😢
@boopydoopy45065 ай бұрын
@@user-je7nq6rz2ja we do NOT care
@gavindinsmoor81965 ай бұрын
@@user-je7nq6rz2ja Not true bot.
@JackMarisKnight5 ай бұрын
The relief I felt at that old sound was not something I saw coming
@PaulRudd19415 ай бұрын
So many late hours at an early age ended with sleep shortly after that.
@JackMarisKnight5 ай бұрын
@@PaulRudd1941 I swear I hear it when I get tired.
@MrHelgish8 күн бұрын
"hold on I'm triple checking my answers" Me in the back: NERD!
@Dreamglitch13511 күн бұрын
Task manager is really doing his job
@Mizumii2519 күн бұрын
dude it's been 5 months since this came out and I am STILL watching this over and over again! x'D It's amazing, James!
@IAmFiveBreadАй бұрын
task manager being a special ops officer is such a good idea
@funnyfish19824 ай бұрын
Task manager is the most satisfying thing on pc.
@clyded_thysilly2 ай бұрын
That feeling when you brutally murder apps that wont close
@RMKDie-cast747511 күн бұрын
"don't you just hate when this happens? Try our new Task Manager Hitman. It will 'Kill' all your problems with a push of a button. Nothing to lose your head over. Right?"
@TheAutobotPower5 күн бұрын
"Don't make me go to the registry because I'm taking you with him"
@caramel71495 ай бұрын
Task Manager saved my butt so many times. Truely the Chuck Norris of managing unresponsive windows
@Zackblaze914 күн бұрын
I love how the gun task manager used had "Rage Quit" on it
@Awedasthma5 ай бұрын
task manager is such a life saver
@mrlolziscool4 ай бұрын
task manager is the most powerful thing known to humanity
@topherdesaliza18 күн бұрын
you've done it James, this is your best comic. 100% awesome.
@LoganverseS15 ай бұрын
This needs to be a series this is hilarious I love it
@ScruffAnimations5 ай бұрын
We need a whole movie series about task manager. 😂
@thebluewolfreaper517325 күн бұрын
Task Manager is the Top Brass in computer technology, able to literally shut everything down with ease.
@lipsadas870316 күн бұрын
James : "TASK MANAGER" task manager : yes boss? James : "NUKE IT" task manager : you're the boss *proceeds to shut it down*
@hardboiled74675 ай бұрын
In the Xp era, Task manager and Pinball is the only reliable friend you had... and they're bothers
@_Fiizziii2 ай бұрын
yellow jumpsuit girl will be remembered in all of history. i salute her bravery 🫡
@Propane_Taank5 ай бұрын
TASK MANAGER, O B L I T E R A T E
@brianmoyachiuz9055 ай бұрын
I need that on a shirt 😂
@GreenBaldloonАй бұрын
I love the Task Manager. He is such a W.
@Rex-wp1gy5 ай бұрын
My god, that’s too relatable😂
@kamichaos302023 күн бұрын
That Task Manager is super on point
@Darrentmarchofficial3 ай бұрын
I love how all the apps (except the pictures in the taskbar) are full-sentient to working and doing what the boss says (or, more simply, like we, humans, working and doing what our boss says).
@PyreMageАй бұрын
I WANNA LIVE WITH DESKTOP ICONS LIKE THIS!
@alexthelink5 ай бұрын
At least Task manager is working perfectly fine
@Kira-j6n5 күн бұрын
the force quit gun is crazy, also youtube doesn't want to close so, TAAASSSSSSK MAAAAANNNNNAAAAGGGGEEEERRR
@ptolemygrey5813Ай бұрын
That task manager is spot on 😂
@Chaotic_Pixie4 ай бұрын
I’ve never felt more appreciation for Task Managed before. He’s quick. He’s efficient. He never F’s up. He’s the ultimate sniper.
@drawingowls35235 күн бұрын
even if no one got me, task manager got me
@DuderofDudeness5 ай бұрын
😂❤ This is pure therapy for office workers
@Syamfprch4 ай бұрын
BLOODY HELL! This is the topmost comment on heew that DOESN'T mention task manager. Holy.
@dan569813 күн бұрын
You know what…this is absolutely right task manager just takes heads
@azutronPLАй бұрын
Task manager is almost only for this
@jacoblynch3226Ай бұрын
True
@cassieddiaz992 ай бұрын
This was me at my government job. Took me and the IT department the whole day just so I could fill out one ROI😭😂
@danielsantiagourtado34305 ай бұрын
Love your content 😊😊😊❤❤❤
@ritokazorivАй бұрын
I loved the windows xp sounds as a kid, so nostalgic
@sbcavo4332Ай бұрын
When programs start acting up, i bring up TM, and a lot of the time thats enough to get them to respond. Fear will keep them in line.
@henrysouplover26 күн бұрын
Task manager is just Yes-Man in this and I love it
@Randomdude4ever5 ай бұрын
When the task manger has to pull out the force quit to close a simple tab you know your computer sucks
@aiden50672 ай бұрын
This might be my favorite short
@icarogabriel75486 күн бұрын
"I thought i told you to update automatically" "yeah"
@morten118 күн бұрын
Windows: “you’re up to date!” Clicks “Check for updates” button “There’s an update!”
@TFKTMАй бұрын
It's all fun and games until task manager stops responding.
@StickManAnimations58Ай бұрын
Automatic Updates never automatically update
@Lore_Guytest29 күн бұрын
Task manager best role. He does everything that is asked, needs a promotion.
@amirshlomolavan17 күн бұрын
"TASK MANAGER" "Yes boss?" "Do it" "The big guns boss?" "The big guns" "It's CTRL + ALT + DEL, boss" "Thank you task manager"
@edsongutierrez837915 күн бұрын
Of all times he doesn’t even move his mouth from talking, it happens just from saying “Nuke it.. 😡”
@Frrny_Ай бұрын
Task manager the goat of computers 🔥🔥🔥
@randomguysvn8 күн бұрын
“task manager!” “yes sir!” “this one”
@ThePrince-p9b2 ай бұрын
Task manager. Always there when you need it
@attacktitan683Ай бұрын
Task manager: every low end pc gamer's best employee
@AnthonyplayVR2 ай бұрын
“Your the boss” *proceeds to nuke Computer*
@itstheV01DАй бұрын
As someone who fixes computers, this is entirely accurate
@codyoakley7333Ай бұрын
Might be the best add for ios Ive ever seen
@Strawberry_kit747Ай бұрын
HEAR ME OUT- THE TASK MANAGER LOOKIN MIGHTY FINE TODAY-
@jonasakin2329Ай бұрын
Task manager for when you want something actually done
@astroMAn3602 ай бұрын
windows 7 window border, windows 11 task manager icon, windows xp logoff screen perfect
@SarthakWasNotTaken2 ай бұрын
Pirates: Haha Rich People Problems!
@r3naknyght298Ай бұрын
The fact that the only animated lip movements are on the phrase “nuke it” kills me
@xMissMCx8 күн бұрын
Reminds me of the time my game crashed, and wouldnt leave the screen, so i tried to open taskmanager, but task manager got hidden BEHIND the game... it was a rough day...
@Eddy002Ай бұрын
This is so true! I had this exact problem and sequence of solutions just yesterday 😂
@HPfan2954 күн бұрын
I would love to see more videos of Jaiden in Genshin Impact, maybe doing the skipped areas. Probably won't happen, but that would be cool. Multiple little videos, not just a big long grind.
@BilinmeyenBey2 ай бұрын
Taskmanager is explained very well! " Taskmanager! This one! "
@pascalbechet690923 күн бұрын
I someday hit a point where my task manager ALSO stopped responding while trying to close my visual studio.... 😢😂
@nathanosborn29058 күн бұрын
Task manager is great it can even end itself
@wadejones9494Ай бұрын
Task manager when it receives order 66
@SleepyVr-d6g9 күн бұрын
Bro straight pulled out a gatekeeper outta his pocket
@lequebecoisquebec9979Ай бұрын
Task manager we got him😂😂
@sirwillis77Ай бұрын
Soooooo accurate. Oh my goodness. So many times.
@KoopatheQuick16 күн бұрын
It’s so unnecessarily complicated sometimes and it doesn’t help that my computer is a mess
@firenzarfrenzy49855 күн бұрын
Task Manager: Window's Hitman
@DanielF91295 ай бұрын
I love when people make programs have personalities. Also Task Manager being a man of war is amazing.
@mr_nate89115 ай бұрын
my life with Adobe After Effects is this, but it fights back and even kills the Task Manager and my computer. I give it the personality of Vaatu from Kora
@DrippygtREAL5 ай бұрын
Fr it’s so funny
@nikkari57805 ай бұрын
@@mr_nate8911 IT CLOSES TASK MANAGER?!?!? It's too dangerous.
@MunchKING5 ай бұрын
He's a jellyfish? :p
@tdunc10945 ай бұрын
1,000th like lol
@IWatchedTheVideo25 ай бұрын
Task manager is the only reliable one. Suiting that it’s a special forces unit
@user-je7nq6rz2ja5 ай бұрын
Today is my birthday and I have no subscribers 😢😢
@Aztesticals5 ай бұрын
Reliable until the war is over and he becomes an abusing heroin addict who hasn't worked in 12 years and has over 20 arrests for assaulting people outside the local mosque. No he's reliable at killing people that look different than him. He's shit at home with actual jobs taxes and stuff to live with.
@BronyIncYT5 ай бұрын
@@user-je7nq6rz2jamaybe you’d get subscribers if you didn’t try and cheat your way to the top with bots
@yanboyan68035 ай бұрын
@@user-je7nq6rz2ja 1:you have 4.2k 2: it probably isnt even your birthday 3: stop begging for subs
@SometimesHappy5 ай бұрын
@@yanboyan6803imagine talking to bots instead of reporting them
@DarkabyssTheFounder5 ай бұрын
I love how Task Manager is the hit man and just goes along with anything James says
@dtheall865 ай бұрын
WoF pfp?
@puffmain32765 ай бұрын
@@dtheall86 Indeed. Used to love that series
@Legendary_Doge_Gaming5 ай бұрын
Task Manager, delete system 32. WAIT NO NO NO, I MEANT TO REBOOT IT NOT DELETE IT. *Task Manager proceeds to terminate system 32*
@ReclaimerTyphoon5 ай бұрын
That's why, when some programs misbehave, simply opening Task Manager - not even actually doing anything in it - sets them straight. Strikes fear in their hearts. Teaches them who's boss.
@jeremiah54305 ай бұрын
@@puffmain3276 Books 1-10 were great imo, but it should've ended there
@adam_2048Ай бұрын
this video single handedly changed my relationship with task manager i never realized how powerful he's been all along
@nilsgensert58145 ай бұрын
"This one" fits so perfectly for what we all know task manager in the end is.
@saudades10025 ай бұрын
What is it?
@jbeen44 ай бұрын
@@saudades1002 the special forces unit
@CNWPlayer4 ай бұрын
@@jbeen4 SWAT for computers
@newcownet4 ай бұрын
@@saudades1002the destroyer of worlds
@onionbrotm5704 ай бұрын
"The executioner-ain't"
@kaos36295 ай бұрын
Task manager when it smells an unresponsive task: "Oh boy, here I go killing again."
@TheBigBadRaven5 ай бұрын
You know who else is killing again.
@GourmetJobSim5 ай бұрын
Rick and morty reference.
@VoltasWolf5 ай бұрын
Mithzan. Mithzan is killing again.
@dekzYT5 ай бұрын
@@TheBigBadRavenmy mom
@AxoBro135 ай бұрын
Bro has no sympathy
@-MountainBeau-2 ай бұрын
The ultimate “go ask your mum/go ask your dad” loop
@chillychili434014 күн бұрын
This is the only comment not about task manager so I’m pushing it to the top of the comments
@-MountainBeau-14 күн бұрын
@@chillychili4340 😭😭😭
@GraysonDunlap-q9w5 ай бұрын
“This one” I love how Task Manager asks no questions
@TovaMaster5 ай бұрын
It's his job an he's happy with it
@undeadpeak5 ай бұрын
@RuelParent-sq3chit’ll close any system running no matter how important without question
@morganphillips86095 ай бұрын
@@undeadpeakeven system 32?
@undeadpeak5 ай бұрын
@@morganphillips8609you can make the machine non functional if you can find the executable function that’s running
@morganphillips86095 ай бұрын
@@undeadpeak I know, I was joking lol
@jumpingjj57644 ай бұрын
Task manager literally has to be a reoccurring character, he’s too good at his job
@Windswept74 ай бұрын
Yesss 💯
@nsmiet274 ай бұрын
Yes, until it stops responding 😂
@Windswept74 ай бұрын
@@nsmiet27 sounds like a good plot twist or story arc
@roccociccone5974 ай бұрын
Until he crashes because windows is windows and sucks
@ChrisKetcherside4 ай бұрын
Yes
@MrZiva66Ай бұрын
Task manager is a life saver
@DanBall-n3t19 күн бұрын
And ender
@wwefan1001here6 күн бұрын
@@DanBall-n3t only for apps
@lawrencechesneau5 ай бұрын
Task Manager may just be the greatest character I've ever seen in anything ever.
@HazardousJohn15 ай бұрын
BRO ONG WTF
@lawrencechesneau5 ай бұрын
@@HazardousJohn1Gasp! You doubt me? TASK MANAGER!! THIS ONE!
@realg.c65035 ай бұрын
@DontReadMyPicture153time for a rickroll, yeah
@CosmosGem5 ай бұрын
He's best boi
@Azure705 ай бұрын
Wait till they introduce the older brother, Process Explorer.
@kishanprajapath49163 ай бұрын
Task manager is the best example of personification I've seen in my whole life.😂
@kreepykreeper50002 ай бұрын
Y E S
@Testeraccount-e8i2 ай бұрын
I just love the task manager because he really does let you do anything
@mintymango37174 ай бұрын
Task manager being an instant fan favorite in one youtube short😂
@officerdino11133 ай бұрын
Lol ye
@ParrotCoki_g3 ай бұрын
why 666 likes
@LiteralBanishedArtist2 ай бұрын
Man this makes me have Alan Becker vibes
@Glitchiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii2 ай бұрын
Correct
@krystalclouds2 ай бұрын
All fun and games till you get the "task manager is not responding"
@smilingMouse212 ай бұрын
You were the chosen you, meant to close the app not join them
@CrimsonCryson2 ай бұрын
Ctrl+Alt+Del
@samuelschurman37622 ай бұрын
That's when you take matters into your own hands and Alt+f4
@ControllerL3-D2 ай бұрын
@@samuelschurman3762 Or you can shutdown/restart the pc but I didn't run into problems that needed task manager before so no clue if it will work
How did you edit this comment and still manage to misquote this minute long clip?😂
@luchianokirkbride3456Ай бұрын
@@jaredbutler957 did i misquote?
@jaredbutler957Ай бұрын
@@luchianokirkbride3456 lol yeah but it’s ok we got the gist. The direct quote is: “Task Manager?!” “Yes, boss?” “This one.” *click click FORCE CLOSE*
@CX7thetherapist5 ай бұрын
Task Manager being the most reliable and willing member of the programs is hilarious and completely on-point.
@tankerkiller1255 ай бұрын
Not even File Explorer or the Desktop is as reliable as Task Manager.
@thetoyodacar22645 ай бұрын
@@tankerkiller125 il often be unable to open folders because one instance of something somewhere is open... sifting through task manager closing every damn thing
@Nowhereman-dk6ew5 ай бұрын
based pfp
@thomashost2725 ай бұрын
Then there's my computer. Task Manager tends to lag on a bi-daily basis, and it's frustrating as hell.
@akurasubject96175 ай бұрын
@@thomashost272it seems u're using old hard drive, upgrade using ssd.