Imperial Officer: "Darth Nightstar, there's a problem with the trash compactors on the detention level! They're all jammed!" Nightstar: "Jammed?" Imperial Officer: "Yes, Lord Nightstar, it seems that people have been throwing away all their old copies of the Star Wars prequels, and saying that someone called "Charlotte Nightstar" is writing something much better. We can't eject this other garbage into space fast enough." (Nightstar force-chokes officer and storms off)