The guys being guys [New girl]

[@00juls00]

“Are you the criminals? From the statistics.” might be my favorite Schmidt line!

[@nataliecoletta392]

ITS THE WAY HE SAYS IT

[@xbay84262]

@@nataliecoletta392 I came to quote that line. 10/10

[@fawjazzsax]

The way he says the line before, "We have crime?.....that WARRANTS statistics????"

[@Melwasul94]

YOUTHS?

[@crystal.585]

"gimme it"

[@narwhal6112]

"Stop talking to me like we're in the middle of a conversation. We JUST sat down." Is still one of my favorite lines in any TV show, followed by "Shawty what that thang do?" makes it even better

[@mayajanaeee]

Frrrrrrr

[@macygustafson]

LITERALLY ITS SO FUNNY AND IT MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY SINGLE TIME

[@nigglywiggly3908]

3:56

[@mira7280]

p sure they're improv too

[@jc3m]

Yes! It's such a good meta joke about tv shows in general while also being a completely believable thing that Nick would do.

[@alissia_grace5516]

*“I don’t want some janky fresh water b*tch fish Winston”* 😂

[@NeilKing0224]

Thats in my top 10 of favorite Schmidt lines. I die laughing everytime 🤣

[@nigglywiggly3908]

3:08

[@martinusmaas31]

"Uuggh, he's a BOTTOM?!" That quote fucking sends me hahahahaha

[@insertunfunnyjoke6714]

2:23

[@FacebookQueen]

“Real men are on the bottom” 💀

[@protomanzero8647]

Especially since he’s taking about his dad

[@remyvalenz4753]

“Gave me cookie, got you cookie” kills me every time 😭

[@brucasroxx]

"You picked the wrong guy." 😭

[@EF-kk3vh]

The “white man broke in” scene is one of my favorites of all time omg

[@blessedbees4247]

Yes ! That cracks me up every time I rewatch it….over and over and over lol. That and, “Oh great negro spiritual….” I just lose it !

[@nigglywiggly3908]

0:38

[@DeliriousSquid]

Schmidt: "Well what did security do about it?" Kid: "Nothinggg" Schmidt: "TYPICAL!"

[@vitaemins4527]

this is the only version of “boys will be boys” that i’ll ever accept

[@jpcab94]

SCHMIDT HAPPENS.

[@a_02420]

Sameeeeeee

[@bazdoeshisthing]

Most of the time this is boys being boys. You just listen to the media and think we behave differently.

[@lancewalker2595]

Good news, this is all that phrase has ever meant.

[@imbored0o]

@@lancewalker2595 no that phase means boys can be horrible in all ways and society should accept it because they are boys, that's how they are supposed to be.

[@sariyanoor3891]

Shmit being upset about his dad being a bottom, like he himself isn't CeCe 's bottom 😂😏

[@Bsjsjdgieksn]

Fr 😶😏

[@loa9863]

This show is popular but somehow STILL criminally underrated

[@graceedits3118]

I feel the same! I think it’s because it only became popular in the last 5 years so it feels like we’re still waiting for it to truly take over the way it always should’ve. So until it does, it’ll feel underrated 😂

[@IDiggPattyMayonnaise]

This show is well known, but it's definitely not "popular." That's why it got cancelled. The last season was a gift from the studio. It's a shame. It was way better than a lot of shows of its generation. Community, New Girl, Happy Endings--all great comedies that weren't appreciated while on air, but fortunately got people watching streaming.

[@mary200]

the “one wife” bit nick seems so concerned and overwhelmed for no reason 💀😭😭😭😭

[@rachelrachel9152]

It's clear he's thought about this a lot lol

[@caitymarie3975]

@@rachelrachel9152 ITS THE WAY THE WORLD WORKS!

[@PippyTheFan]

To be fair isn't that kinda Nick's default?

[@Zeddyboi86]

“YOU GET ONE WIFE!!!” His delivery is hilarious. 🤣

[@EvaNicole]

“my funeral is my time to shine” i’m screaming

[@abc314pi]

Honestly mood

[@booklover0102]

In the middle of the desert with cars passing in the background💀 That Winston scene always cracks me up

[@beanbaguette]

Schmidt’s face when Winston says “flesh on flesh” is to date one of my most favourite things ever.

[@lorddialtones]

"thumb ring, b*tch. Got some Schmidt on your face" lives in my head rent free all the time everyday.

[@eleanormason2647]

Erryday

[@SullivanT]

Erry damn day

[@jorgehernandez4098]

Winston SCREAMING "I love you!" at his date is forever funny.

[@loulie1997]

The “I think we’re all aware of that” banter was 100% improvised. It had to be. Way too good to be scripted

[@teearat]

When Winston freaked out in the desert I died lol 😂 That was me when we went camping for the weekend and the car wouldn’t start. We were literally half a mile from a gas station/tow truck place 😂. I cried the whole time.

[@prinajindal7260]

*"shawty what that thang do?"* IM CRYING

[@rachelrachel9152]

I really did think i might start crying that line is so funny, he regrets his choice even before he finishes saying it

[@divinelyprotected144]

Schmidt's pronunciation of "Paul" is the greatest thing to ever happen to TV This cast was over the top, phenomenal!

[@Martin911]

4:43 Schmidt is trying his best to not burst out laughing 😂

[@kaylagomez303]

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

[@wcoroyals70]

“Ugh! He’s a bottom?!” One of my favorite lines from Schmidt. @ 5:24 when he pulls away from Nick all aggressive is hella funny too. 😂

[@aileenalvarez3996]

“Shawty what that thang DO “

[@spaceychloe]

absolutely love this lmfao literally this is all of my favorite scenes

[@redandpurple317]

Schmidt and Winston CARRIED this show

[@dogsdontsweat]

cece erasure

[@redandpurple317]

@@dogsdontsweat oh shit you're right

[@tajicazembe3874]

Winston and Winston

[@lauratroy13]

Winston ² carried the show

[@jonathansendker7871]

In my respectful opinion, Nick and Schmidt carried the show

[@Hellens.melons]

“Oh My gOoOoD oH mY gOoOoD oH mY gOoDnEsS oH mY gOoOoD” is forever one of my favourite things

[@lassiebruv9836]

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? -No. A summer's day is not a b*tch." Me: yes, it is in the Philippines😩

[@CassWY]

girl having soup calmly Winston: I LOVE YOU

[@JessicasASMR]

“A white man? NO!” I didn’t know that was from new girl HAHAHAH

[@shutup3678]

Nick imitating Schmidt at the end is still one of my fav scenes of all timeee AND HIS FACIAL EXPRESSION DURING HIS LINEE PLS-

[@seth1665]

you missed the best one: schmidt and Nick moving a couch in to the loft and schmidt describes his perfect woman as wearing what Nick was wearing. Absolutely kills me.

[@hollyrbaer]

Am I the only one that feels like this is the first time I ever saw the Coach scene where he says he hates when Schmidt cries because it sounds like a ghost singing “Hey Ya”?? 😂😂😂 Omg, I can’t stop laughing!

[@chinita2463]

Me too actually. I have absolutely no memory of this scene

[@hollyrbaer]

@@chinita2463 Glad I’m not the only one! 😉

[@oliviagreen165]

Lol I think it’s from the ep where Cece and Winston have a classic mess around and prank Coach and Schmidt into thinking they’re models 😂

[@theatermx]

2:07 I love how Nick is the one trying to control the situation and hugs Winston lol

[@kaylaschroeder1]

I have a weird crush on all of them in a different way, mostly Nick, though. Duh. 😁

[@Bsjsjdgieksn]

Duh

[@sanikagodbole7705]

This video brings me endless amounts of joy, thank you so much for making it!

[@kyngfryday5201]

Watching Max Greenfield almost break at 4:42 from the va-donkey line always gets me.

[@girlfromthevillage403]

'We are in the middle of the desert ' * visibly busy road in the background * 🤣🤣🤣

[@thatdogisjet2892]

2:16 is my favorite nick quote ever

[@peculiar.]

He stole a flower from you ??? And you wanna have drinks with him ?! 𝗹𝗺𝗮𝗼

[@maddoxowo]

the eulogy back n forth is one of my favorite bits of all time

[@macygustafson]

3:55 is literally one of my favorite moments from the entire show and no one ever talks about it

[@amy9215]

Frfr when I watched it I couldn't help but reply it every time haha

[@kerryegan3091]

“TELL HER NICK. TELL HER HOW IT REALLY GOES DOWN IN APARTMENT 4 D!” 😂😂😂🥰🥰🥰

[@tanvi3569]

Max's delivery is everything! I love that man so muchhhh. "I don't want some janky freshwater bitch fish" 💀💀

[@mya1256]

2:01 my favorite Winston quote 😂😂😂 kills me everytime And when Schmidt thinks nick is finna jump off the building was hilarious ☠️

[@elliegd]

1:59 i love winston so much

[@danielbadger2641]

Schmidt’s acting with the Mazel Tov… he could really play a serious character

[@igot7mencalledgot76]

This was such a good show like every character was gold

[@les5544]

🎶I’m a very good secretary🎶

[@laurenredding1419]

Thinking of hanging this in my office

[@jezebel324]

“Walt miller…am I right?” Had me wheezing 😂

[@jasonkeene9834]

3:50 I think Cici is trying to hide the fact that she's laughing after the "Oh oh".

[@JodieWithIE]

When Coach says “I’m ‘bout to pin this tail on the vdonkey dude” you can clearly see Schmidt holding his laugh in and it cracks me up every time 🤣🤣

[@jc3m]

The best part is you know that was the best take they could get since they used it, which means Max was just losing his shit.

[@yazyaz9966]

3:36 Girl on red shirt broke character 😂

[@markhiparkhi6511]

😂 I think it was because that Scene was all improvised

[@anatine_banana_69]

@@markhiparkhi6511 holy hell, really?! Nice.

[@simoneblue12]

@@anatine_banana_69 yeah, all it said in the script was “I am Theodore K. Mullins, and I’m Nick’s lover on the down-low.” EVERYTHING else was Lamorne Morris! And they filmed with multiple cameras, so all those reactions are in real time.

[@troyandabed8798]

I have seen literally thousand of times, this is the first time I am seeing this😂😂😂😂😂

[@daniellemhall1358]

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? This show provides the only acceptable answer.

[@hannahechberger2782]

BEST COMPILATION EVER!

[@jessi4911]

THEY ARE MY EVERYTHING AHAHAHA

[@sorryitsmoops]

That opening caught me completely off guard omg 😂

[@SoulSonder26]

"Shawty what that thang do" is by far my favorite moment of television 😂

[@kerryegan3091]

“Well I don’t know what mazel tov means…. But it does NOT sound good”. Nick 😂😂😂

[@Masechaba]

I swear I've never watched a show this funny😂

[@gemalaauruma17]

They're so funny individually, I cant even pick the funniest😂

[@Liz-vy7fw]

THIS VIDEO IS EVERYTHING THANK YOU

[@seraphsodys]

Theodore k mullins was a whole vibe

[@aprilbess4074]

Winston and his dust prank idea gets me every time.

[@FacebookQueen]

Just started watching New Girl and not just the clips. All these boys are hilarious. I love when it’s just them being themselves around each other it’s great comedy. I do have a lot to analyze about this show though that I usually tweet about it haha. Great video 😊

[@hollyrbaer]

This never gets old! So good! Always makes me laugh!! 😂😂

[@Bsjsjdgieksn]

"I'm from Chicago. Thin crust pizza? No thank you. I'm from Chicago. 😎"

[@kitConnersfuturewife]

I'm not convinced i know how to read ,I've just memorised a lot of words

[@maialuke9077]

I love how at 4:45 you can see max greenfield slightly breaking character and laughing at Damon wayans acting/improv-ing 🤣🤣

[@ritacal557]

No. A summers day is not a bitch. Makes me howl every time.

[@music4ever159]

I was hoping the scene where they all roller skate around the apartment would be in here, still great compilation!

[@CA-ig3ne]

This may be the single most amazing video ever

[@soph.isticated1817]

1:18 hope they sing at my funeral

[@usethis4511]

Gaaaahd I love this show. Only show to make me laugh harder or on the same level is always sunny.

[@judeamyrie8161]

“You got some Schmidt on your face” favorite line from any show I’ve ever seen

[@nicolehuff8455]

"Stop being so mean to me or I swear to God I'm gonna fall in love with you!" 😂

[@TheMallachiv]

The more I watch the show the more I see parallels between me and nick and at first I found it funny. But now I'm starting your get worried

[@jessicapierce3027]

You too?

[@IwasabletoDisappearafterlitsen]

For a show named New Girl, the guys were the best part of the whole show

[@abigailkaterbergcolibaba]

"you get one wife! This is the way the world works!" Who's gonna tell Nick that's inaccurate 😂

[@DinoNuggies333]

I truly believe Triangles should’ve been the final episode. TheM all gathered around the Water-hose was a great ending

[@justinmorgan2590]

Winston is the most underrated character on this show lmao

[@divinelangene6813]

A lot of people love Winston, I've seen lots of new girl comments saying Winston is their fave

[@abrilliantfriend5261]

"shall i compare thee to a summers day? no. a summer's day is not a bitch" BEST NICK LINE I SAID WHAT I SAID

[@chinita2463]

My smile was huge the entire video 😂😁

[@ThePsych123]

Love when Winston pretends to be a overly dramatic, religious gay man

[@danik9085]

Coach imitating Schmidt crying is just top tier. 😂😂😂

[@gamingpiglover1154]

I’ve rewatched this show a sad amount of times I love it man if it leaves Netflix I might just kms last good one left they already got 70s show office and friends

[@lauratroy13]

This is what we mean with boys will be boys

[@xtinakeren5575]

The amount of times I've watched this!!🤣

[@Dekn33s]

“I’m a very good secretary” 🤣😭😭

[@RamenFlavored]

I love this show so much 😂

[@MoyaBrennan6825]

Thanks for the subtitles

[@constanzanavarro821]

Thinking about this guys *Erry damn day*

[@loftnessmonster980]

My faves, my doods

[@rivermiel]

thank you SO much for the subtitles!!!!!

[@NathanCAY1010]

"Shawty what that thang do?" 😂😂😂😂

[@shroomy6320]

5:03 I'M CRYING

[@sashafierce7249]

@0:10 Cousin sam from b99 is here too 🤣

[@loganu4664]

Schmidt muttering about his plan to get Paul un-alived is so funny to me, and I have no idea why

[@gianinamorales8597]

God I fucking love Winston I forget how much I love Winston until the next time he's on screen and then I remember 😭😭😂❤

[@jepjep216]

1:56 that word always cracks me up🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣