“Are you the criminals? From the statistics.” might be my favorite Schmidt line!
@nataliecoletta3922 жыл бұрын
ITS THE WAY HE SAYS IT
@xbay842622 жыл бұрын
@@nataliecoletta392 I came to quote that line. 10/10
@fawjazzsax2 жыл бұрын
The way he says the line before, "We have crime?.....that WARRANTS statistics????"
@Melwasul942 жыл бұрын
YOUTHS?
@crystal.5852 жыл бұрын
"gimme it"
@alissia_grace55162 жыл бұрын
*“I don’t want some janky fresh water b*tch fish Winston”* 😂
@NeilKing02242 жыл бұрын
Thats in my top 10 of favorite Schmidt lines. I die laughing everytime 🤣
@nigglywiggly39082 жыл бұрын
3:08
@narwhal61122 жыл бұрын
"Stop talking to me like we're in the middle of a conversation. We JUST sat down." Is still one of my favorite lines in any TV show, followed by "Shawty what that thang do?" makes it even better
@mayajanaeee2 жыл бұрын
Frrrrrrr
@macygustafson2 жыл бұрын
LITERALLY ITS SO FUNNY AND IT MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY SINGLE TIME
@nigglywiggly39082 жыл бұрын
3:56
@mira72802 жыл бұрын
p sure they're improv too
@jc3m Жыл бұрын
Yes! It's such a good meta joke about tv shows in general while also being a completely believable thing that Nick would do.
@EF-kk3vh2 жыл бұрын
The “white man broke in” scene is one of my favorites of all time omg
@blessedbees42472 жыл бұрын
Yes ! That cracks me up every time I rewatch it….over and over and over lol. That and, “Oh great negro spiritual….” I just lose it !
@nigglywiggly39082 жыл бұрын
0:38
@DeliriousSquid2 жыл бұрын
Schmidt: "Well what did security do about it?" Kid: "Nothinggg" Schmidt: "TYPICAL!"
@martinusmaas312 жыл бұрын
"Uuggh, he's a BOTTOM?!" That quote fucking sends me hahahahaha
@insertunfunnyjoke67142 жыл бұрын
2:23
@FacebookQueen2 жыл бұрын
“Real men are on the bottom” 💀
@protomanzero8647 Жыл бұрын
Especially since he’s taking about his dad
@vitaemins45272 жыл бұрын
this is the only version of “boys will be boys” that i’ll ever accept
@jpcab942 жыл бұрын
SCHMIDT HAPPENS.
@a_024202 жыл бұрын
Sameeeeeee
@bazdoeshisthing Жыл бұрын
Most of the time this is boys being boys. You just listen to the media and think we behave differently.
@lancewalker2595 Жыл бұрын
Good news, this is all that phrase has ever meant.
@imbored0o Жыл бұрын
@@lancewalker2595 no that phase means boys can be horrible in all ways and society should accept it because they are boys, that's how they are supposed to be.
@remyvalenz47532 жыл бұрын
“Gave me cookie, got you cookie” kills me every time 😭
@brucasroxx2 жыл бұрын
"You picked the wrong guy." 😭
@loa98632 жыл бұрын
This show is popular but somehow STILL criminally underrated
@graceedits3118 Жыл бұрын
I feel the same! I think it’s because it only became popular in the last 5 years so it feels like we’re still waiting for it to truly take over the way it always should’ve. So until it does, it’ll feel underrated 😂
@IDiggPattyMayonnaise7 ай бұрын
This show is well known, but it's definitely not "popular." That's why it got cancelled. The last season was a gift from the studio. It's a shame. It was way better than a lot of shows of its generation. Community, New Girl, Happy Endings--all great comedies that weren't appreciated while on air, but fortunately got people watching streaming.
@Zeddyboi867 ай бұрын
“YOU GET ONE WIFE!!!” His delivery is hilarious. 🤣
@sariyanoor38912 жыл бұрын
Shmit being upset about his dad being a bottom, like he himself isn't CeCe 's bottom 😂😏
@Bsjsjdgieksn2 жыл бұрын
Fr 😶😏
@mary2002 жыл бұрын
the “one wife” bit nick seems so concerned and overwhelmed for no reason 💀😭😭😭😭
@rachelrachel9152 Жыл бұрын
It's clear he's thought about this a lot lol
@caitymarie3975 Жыл бұрын
@@rachelrachel9152 ITS THE WAY THE WORLD WORKS!
@PippyTheFan8 ай бұрын
To be fair isn't that kinda Nick's default?
@lorddialtones2 жыл бұрын
"thumb ring, b*tch. Got some Schmidt on your face" lives in my head rent free all the time everyday.
@eleanormason26472 жыл бұрын
Erryday
@SullivanT Жыл бұрын
Erry damn day
@EvaNicole2 жыл бұрын
“my funeral is my time to shine” i’m screaming
@abc314pi2 жыл бұрын
Honestly mood
@booklover01022 жыл бұрын
In the middle of the desert with cars passing in the background💀 That Winston scene always cracks me up
@beanbaguette2 жыл бұрын
Schmidt’s face when Winston says “flesh on flesh” is to date one of my most favourite things ever.
@jorgehernandez40982 жыл бұрын
Winston SCREAMING "I love you!" at his date is forever funny.
@Martin9112 жыл бұрын
4:43 Schmidt is trying his best to not burst out laughing 😂
@loulie19972 жыл бұрын
The “I think we’re all aware of that” banter was 100% improvised. It had to be. Way too good to be scripted
@wcoroyals702 жыл бұрын
“Ugh! He’s a bottom?!” One of my favorite lines from Schmidt. @ 5:24 when he pulls away from Nick all aggressive is hella funny too. 😂
@prinajindal72602 жыл бұрын
*"shawty what that thang do?"* IM CRYING
@rachelrachel9152 Жыл бұрын
I really did think i might start crying that line is so funny, he regrets his choice even before he finishes saying it
@teearat2 жыл бұрын
When Winston freaked out in the desert I died lol 😂 That was me when we went camping for the weekend and the car wouldn’t start. We were literally half a mile from a gas station/tow truck place 😂. I cried the whole time.
@divinelyprotected1442 жыл бұрын
Schmidt's pronunciation of "Paul" is the greatest thing to ever happen to TV This cast was over the top, phenomenal!
@aileenalvarez39962 жыл бұрын
“Shawty what that thang DO “
@Hellens.melonsАй бұрын
“Oh My gOoOoD oH mY gOoOoD oH mY gOoDnEsS oH mY gOoOoD” is forever one of my favourite things
@kaylagomez3032 жыл бұрын
I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
@redandpurple3172 жыл бұрын
Schmidt and Winston CARRIED this show
@dogsdontsweat2 жыл бұрын
cece erasure
@redandpurple3172 жыл бұрын
@@dogsdontsweat oh shit you're right
@tajicazembe38742 жыл бұрын
Winston and Winston
@lauratroy132 жыл бұрын
Winston ² carried the show
@jonathansendker78712 жыл бұрын
In my respectful opinion, Nick and Schmidt carried the show
@spaceychloe2 жыл бұрын
absolutely love this lmfao literally this is all of my favorite scenes
@CassWY2 жыл бұрын
girl having soup calmly Winston: I LOVE YOU
@JessicasASMR2 жыл бұрын
“A white man? NO!” I didn’t know that was from new girl HAHAHAH
@shutup36782 жыл бұрын
Nick imitating Schmidt at the end is still one of my fav scenes of all timeee AND HIS FACIAL EXPRESSION DURING HIS LINEE PLS-
@lassiebruv98362 жыл бұрын
"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? -No. A summer's day is not a b*tch." Me: yes, it is in the Philippines😩
@girlfromthevillage4038 ай бұрын
'We are in the middle of the desert ' * visibly busy road in the background * 🤣🤣🤣
@theatermx2 жыл бұрын
2:07 I love how Nick is the one trying to control the situation and hugs Winston lol
@tanvi35699 ай бұрын
Max's delivery is everything! I love that man so muchhhh. "I don't want some janky freshwater bitch fish" 💀💀
@kyngfryday5201 Жыл бұрын
Watching Max Greenfield almost break at 4:42 from the va-donkey line always gets me.
@hollyrbaer2 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one that feels like this is the first time I ever saw the Coach scene where he says he hates when Schmidt cries because it sounds like a ghost singing “Hey Ya”?? 😂😂😂 Omg, I can’t stop laughing!
@chinita24632 жыл бұрын
Me too actually. I have absolutely no memory of this scene
@hollyrbaer2 жыл бұрын
@@chinita2463 Glad I’m not the only one! 😉
@oliviagreen1652 жыл бұрын
Lol I think it’s from the ep where Cece and Winston have a classic mess around and prank Coach and Schmidt into thinking they’re models 😂
@mya12562 жыл бұрын
2:01 my favorite Winston quote 😂😂😂 kills me everytime And when Schmidt thinks nick is finna jump off the building was hilarious ☠️
@thatdogisjet28922 жыл бұрын
2:16 is my favorite nick quote ever
@seth16652 жыл бұрын
you missed the best one: schmidt and Nick moving a couch in to the loft and schmidt describes his perfect woman as wearing what Nick was wearing. Absolutely kills me.
@maddoxowo2 жыл бұрын
the eulogy back n forth is one of my favorite bits of all time
@kerryegan30912 жыл бұрын
“TELL HER NICK. TELL HER HOW IT REALLY GOES DOWN IN APARTMENT 4 D!” 😂😂😂🥰🥰🥰
@jezebel3242 жыл бұрын
“Walt miller…am I right?” Had me wheezing 😂
@sanikagodbole77052 жыл бұрын
This video brings me endless amounts of joy, thank you so much for making it!
@macygustafson2 жыл бұрын
3:55 is literally one of my favorite moments from the entire show and no one ever talks about it
@amy92152 жыл бұрын
Frfr when I watched it I couldn't help but reply it every time haha
@kaylaschroeder12 жыл бұрын
I have a weird crush on all of them in a different way, mostly Nick, though. Duh. 😁
@Bsjsjdgieksn2 жыл бұрын
Duh
@les55442 жыл бұрын
🎶I’m a very good secretary🎶
@laurenredding14192 жыл бұрын
Thinking of hanging this in my office
@yazyaz99662 жыл бұрын
3:36 Girl on red shirt broke character 😂
@markhiparkhi65112 жыл бұрын
😂 I think it was because that Scene was all improvised
@anatine_banana_692 жыл бұрын
@@markhiparkhi6511 holy hell, really?! Nice.
@simoneblue122 жыл бұрын
@@anatine_banana_69 yeah, all it said in the script was “I am Theodore K. Mullins, and I’m Nick’s lover on the down-low.” EVERYTHING else was Lamorne Morris! And they filmed with multiple cameras, so all those reactions are in real time.
@troyandabed87982 жыл бұрын
I have seen literally thousand of times, this is the first time I am seeing this😂😂😂😂😂
@elliegd2 жыл бұрын
1:59 i love winston so much
@sorryitsmoops7 ай бұрын
That opening caught me completely off guard omg 😂
@SoulSonder26 Жыл бұрын
"Shawty what that thang do" is by far my favorite moment of television 😂
@danielbadger26412 жыл бұрын
Schmidt’s acting with the Mazel Tov… he could really play a serious character
@jasonkeene98342 жыл бұрын
3:50 I think Cici is trying to hide the fact that she's laughing after the "Oh oh".
@igot7mencalledgot762 жыл бұрын
This was such a good show like every character was gold
@peculiar.2 жыл бұрын
He stole a flower from you ??? And you wanna have drinks with him ?! 𝗹𝗺𝗮𝗼
@aprilbess4074 Жыл бұрын
Winston and his dust prank idea gets me every time.
@daniellemhall13582 жыл бұрын
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? This show provides the only acceptable answer.
@hannahechberger27822 жыл бұрын
BEST COMPILATION EVER!
@JodieWithIE2 жыл бұрын
When Coach says “I’m ‘bout to pin this tail on the vdonkey dude” you can clearly see Schmidt holding his laugh in and it cracks me up every time 🤣🤣
@jc3m Жыл бұрын
The best part is you know that was the best take they could get since they used it, which means Max was just losing his shit.
@danik90855 күн бұрын
Coach imitating Schmidt crying is just top tier. 😂😂😂
@hollyrbaer2 жыл бұрын
This never gets old! So good! Always makes me laugh!! 😂😂
@gemalaauruma172 жыл бұрын
They're so funny individually, I cant even pick the funniest😂
@Masechaba2 жыл бұрын
I swear I've never watched a show this funny😂
@Bsjsjdgieksn2 жыл бұрын
"I'm from Chicago. Thin crust pizza? No thank you. I'm from Chicago. 😎"
@ritacal557 Жыл бұрын
No. A summers day is not a bitch. Makes me howl every time.
@kerryegan30912 жыл бұрын
“Well I don’t know what mazel tov means…. But it does NOT sound good”. Nick 😂😂😂
@abrilliantfriend52619 ай бұрын
"shall i compare thee to a summers day? no. a summer's day is not a bitch" BEST NICK LINE I SAID WHAT I SAID
@maialuke9077 Жыл бұрын
I love how at 4:45 you can see max greenfield slightly breaking character and laughing at Damon wayans acting/improv-ing 🤣🤣
@Liz-vy7fw2 жыл бұрын
THIS VIDEO IS EVERYTHING THANK YOU
@nicolehuff84552 жыл бұрын
"Stop being so mean to me or I swear to God I'm gonna fall in love with you!" 😂
@seraphsodys2 жыл бұрын
Theodore k mullins was a whole vibe
@jessi49112 жыл бұрын
THEY ARE MY EVERYTHING AHAHAHA
@ThePsych123 Жыл бұрын
Love when Winston pretends to be a overly dramatic, religious gay man
@FacebookQueen2 жыл бұрын
Just started watching New Girl and not just the clips. All these boys are hilarious. I love when it’s just them being themselves around each other it’s great comedy. I do have a lot to analyze about this show though that I usually tweet about it haha. Great video 😊
@judeamyrie81612 жыл бұрын
“You got some Schmidt on your face” favorite line from any show I’ve ever seen
@abigailkaterbergcolibaba Жыл бұрын
"you get one wife! This is the way the world works!" Who's gonna tell Nick that's inaccurate 😂
@soph.isticated18172 жыл бұрын
1:18 hope they sing at my funeral
@Dekn33s Жыл бұрын
“I’m a very good secretary” 🤣😭😭
@usethis45112 жыл бұрын
Gaaaahd I love this show. Only show to make me laugh harder or on the same level is always sunny.
@music4ever1592 жыл бұрын
I was hoping the scene where they all roller skate around the apartment would be in here, still great compilation!
@loganu46645 ай бұрын
Schmidt muttering about his plan to get Paul un-alived is so funny to me, and I have no idea why
@CA-ig3ne2 жыл бұрын
This may be the single most amazing video ever
@TheMerchan2 жыл бұрын
"My funeral is my time to shine". 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MitsuoRLCoach2 жыл бұрын
"No a Summer's breeze isn't a bitch"
@NathanCAY1010 Жыл бұрын
"Shawty what that thang do?" 😂😂😂😂
@xtinakeren55752 жыл бұрын
The amount of times I've watched this!!🤣
@kitConnersfuturewife2 жыл бұрын
I'm not convinced i know how to read ,I've just memorised a lot of words
@justinmorgan2590 Жыл бұрын
Winston is the most underrated character on this show lmao
@divinelangene6813 Жыл бұрын
A lot of people love Winston, I've seen lots of new girl comments saying Winston is their fave
@IwasabletoDisappearafterlitsen Жыл бұрын
For a show named New Girl, the guys were the best part of the whole show
@chinita24632 жыл бұрын
My smile was huge the entire video 😂😁
@jepjep2162 жыл бұрын
1:56 that word always cracks me up🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TheMallachiv2 жыл бұрын
The more I watch the show the more I see parallels between me and nick and at first I found it funny. But now I'm starting your get worried
@jessicapierce30272 жыл бұрын
You too?
@Thatgirlsasa Жыл бұрын
“Shawty what that thang do?” 😭😂
@gamingpiglover11542 жыл бұрын
I’ve rewatched this show a sad amount of times I love it man if it leaves Netflix I might just kms last good one left they already got 70s show office and friends
@eeshitayadav7215 Жыл бұрын
_my funeral is my time to shine_ *Chefs kiss*
@IMagameFREAK247 Жыл бұрын
That is a beautiful girl right there. You should say something to her man! Yeah say something! SHAWTY WHAT THAT THANG DO!? No…
@dinodeclan1035 Жыл бұрын
1:58 Winston: WE’LL NEVER ESCAPE! THIS IS OUR NEW HOME! Nick: Winston you’re overreacting. Winston: I AM NOT OVER REACTING!!! DAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAHHHH! (Bumps into Schmidt)
@dayy072 жыл бұрын
I remember when I was watching this show I fucking loved it🤣🤣🤣
@RamenFlavored Жыл бұрын
I love this show so much 😂
@DinoNuggies3332 жыл бұрын
I truly believe Triangles should’ve been the final episode. TheM all gathered around the Water-hose was a great ending