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The gamer shot is 5 hours hilarious attempt to escape from checkout and get into the gaming space and as you’d image, they have no idea what they’re doing.
Now the gaming space is already flooded with banger caffeinated drinks like gamer supps, gfuel, ghost, and uh, whatever juvveee was and to be honest, as crippling caffeine addict, I love most of organ failures in a bottle. If can’t tell, I’m 2 servings of copium deep but this? yea this looks like cancer.
Look, I understand the appeal of trying to rebrand a product and get into a new market but tbh, I don’t five hour energy knows what a gamer is. Say what you will about game supps merch, they know the vendiagram between gooner and gamer practically a circle so, fuck it, anime girl thighs is gonna be flavor. Meanwhile, all of the commericals for 5 hour energy look like they googled “stuff gamers do” threw in some LED lights and called it day! What about 5 hour energy needed a rebrand to begin with outside of the flavor?
The product already does what you’d want it, take a shot, gag, and feel like you’re 5 heartbeats away from satan himself so why not just sponsor ludwig or something instead of this.
The people demand organ failure, just give it to em.