New House Rules for Trump Voters, From Your Local Bartender

[@rajanogray9088]

Trump committed crimes but we are the ones who received a four year sentence.

[@SanctaJives]

Great comment!

[@SonsOfLorgar]

More like an indefinite sentence...

[@Leny057]

@@SonsOfLorgar right......Hoping America is still America in 2028..

[@dondelmonte2161]

That's the perfect analogy to that situation, and hopefully we'll get paroled in 2029.

[@ladyliberty5771]

Perfectly put!

[@Nick-kz6dg]

“But I voted to make OTHER people’s lives harder, not MIIIINE!!”

[@SamuelKoepke-r3o]

“I imagine that’s why it’s getting harder, sonny.”

[@KNKLHEAD]

Excellent point. MAGA is all about "other." But they are going to hurt as much as all of us. Trump literally does not give a shit about real people.

[@netowl3922]

and to watch them say it as the leopards eat their face off.

[@allthingswavy6420]

Reminds me of the SNL (80's) sketches of The Whiners 😂

[@Scowleasy]

“He’s not hurting the people he’s supposed to be hurting”

[@KeeganAWhite]

So unrealistic, since when has a Trumper let someone else talk that long without loudly interrupting?

[@JaciCat67]

Nobody's ever seen it 🤣🤣🤣

[@dianeclarkson9607]

😂😂😂😂

[@gustavchambert7072]

Even if they tried, they almost certainly have neither the attention span nor the ability to comprehend speech composed of so many long words in such a complicated sentence structure. "Lock her up" and "build that wall" is about all they can manage.

[@dragon1130]

Fun Fact, if you listen real hard while the video is playing (Volume has to be on), you can hear random trumpers from miles away trying to loudly intrurupt this very video they are currently watching. They wont even try to pause it.

[@peanutsarecheap1997]

VERY rare indeed 😂😂😂😂

[@apostrophes6642]

You all seem to have forgotten him telling his supporters “You will never have to vote again.” It’s almost like people are not listening.

[@johnnyonthespot4375]

I heard that loudly and I tried to bring it up while talking to an Idiot trumper and this person quickly disregarded it because they didn't watch him say that. I am surrounded by idiots and now I will need to pay the price of their stupidity - Absolute fuckin morons.

[@inezwilliams6709]

I can’t believe nobody is mentioning this. I can’t stop thinking about it! WHY WHY WHY ??? He said he wanted to be a dictator. Take the ‘tator’off dictator and you’ll know just what he is. Now tell me HOW CAN A CONVICTED FELON GET TO BE President. Something is very rotten in the state/country of America.

[@danieldravot341]

His people are definitely listening, but they suffer from zero comprehension.

[@MerryWidow420]

They heard it but they thought that was great. Daddy would give them everything they want and never ever leave. Every one of them has childhood issues.

[@SooziinCa]

They weren’t listening!

[@benglass4796]

Add to that list, "And you don't get to blame the Democrats for any of it!!!"

[@ServantofBaal]

Important part, because they’re going to concoct some 1984 level mind bending to figure out why he’s not at fault and it’s the Democrats conspiring to set him and the entire nation up for failure

[@andreasaller535]

His supporters are already spreading news that President Biden is issuing executive orders to prevent their king from being able to help them, " us people".

[@vaozha48]

Absolutely!

[@thereagauze]

I'm ok with blaming the Democrats, they block progressives and leftists at every opportunity.

[@dimensions7834]

I do blame Democrats that didn't vote this election.

[@sholem_bond]

"Oh, you voted for Trump? Cool, you get to pay for the tariffs on everyone's drinks now, congrats"

[@senseblogger]

wow 173 thumbs uo zero thumbs down

[@SubtotalStar850-uh8pg]

​@@senseblogger you can't dislike comments on KZbin like that lol

[@Leny057]

@ wait till Elonia buys it, then you can say anything make anything up, & as long as you don't say bad things about him, he'll let you write all the propaganda your heart desires..

[@fortheloveofnoise]

Biden kept Trumps last tariffs because they were a net positive.

[@taritabonita22]

@@senseblogger it doesn’t work that way on KZbin you idiot!

[@Blue2x2x]

Remember, If a baker has the right to not serve a gay couple, then a bartender has the right to not serve any MAGA supporters.

Great idea! Make sure to announce it to the world so all MAGA supporters know you hate them.

[@Dark_Brandon]

At least they have the decency to wear red hats so we know who to avoid.

[@FairHaven-h8s]

MAGA only drinks Kool-Aid, remember? It's a special mix made up of tears, fears and outright stupidity.

[@Blue2x2x]

@@deadname... LMAO, enjoy your $68 egg.

[@ginmar8134]

​@@deadname...I'm so sorry you were kidnapped and forced to be here. Should we call the FBI?

[@JWW301]

Damn right. Adds a whole new meaning to “We Reserve The Right to Refuse Service to Anyone.”

[@tea3ali]

Yes, let's see them whine about "my rights".

[@CarolEdmonds-pk7hr]

JWW301,absolutely true!!

[@vondellknorpp]

I’m a blue dot in Texas and a teacher. I got fed up one day of the whining and bitching about class sizes, curriculum, the STAAR testing, low pay, etc-which are all legitimate complaints-and said, “THEN STOP VOTING FOR REPUBLICANS!!!” Needless to say, lunch was quiet for the rest of the school year.

[@Coffeepanda294]

Thanks. Sounds scary being a blue dot in a sea of red. Glad you stood up for what you believed in.

[@judismith2162]

😂😂😂💪🏿

[@ThroughTheWardrobe7175]

You have my empathy. I'm a blue dot in KY and I've barely talked to anyone outside my immediate circle since Nov. I just can't.

[@jackwells8107]

Thank you. I said this exact same thing when my Mom who's voted Republican for my entire life, was complaining that the roads need repair. "What do you expect when you vote to keep cutting taxes? Where do you think the money for repairs cames for?"

[@leonardpereira7031]

Yeah good for you! I live in the ONLY Blue County in Florida, Orange County. When I asked my Red friends who I genuinely like, they still speak in meme's - so I know they don't educate themselves on the fine print. Jeffries (US Congress Democratic Leader) has said we will change how we communicate our message. My friend in TX who's as a Jewish Red Republican - I told her, Jan 20th I'll keep a track of Mass deportations Ukraine War The high price of groceries ---- all of which he's promised to deliver on DAY 1 - HA Yeah right Groceries have come down, but the lower middle class generally does not cook at home and they eat out daily, that's at least $20 -30 that they could save, but they blame their stupid habits on the economy and the government. Making 15-16 per hour, they are spending 2 hours worth of labor on food. Explain it to them, and they say "you don't know what you're talking about."

[@factsconcentrated6450]

First KZbinr I've actually seen having the kind of anger Trump voters deserve to be receiving from people.

[@Chesterton7]

Right.

[@mottthehoople693]

just remember the faces of the dumbarses wearing those red hats.When trumps shit hit the fan those red hats will disappear...People who would admit to voting for hitler after ww2 were very scarce..some even said they were dutch not german...

[@Miki_Mooz]

Look who owns all the social media sites and where they are Jan 20th, and how much money they contributed to that. Ask yourself who silenced us on FB and Twit

[@juniejams3729]

Oh dear, there are many, many others. It's just the algorithm. If you search for those specific videos, watch, like, and comment you'll start getting more.

[@Leny057]

@ Who? Not Elonia or Zuckerberg..

[@tsarfox3462]

If you're a contractor, also expect all your supplies to go up in price. If you voted for Trump, clearly you vastly underestimate how much we import.

[@lindaswanson9328]

Right. Open your cupboards and read labels. Even some dishsoaps are imported. Start stocking up now.

[@gargoyled_drake]

From what i understand the only resource there really is in America is coal. Everything else is imported.

[@colorbugoriginals4457]

With the running national joke of everything in the US being made in China, would think even those not running a business should know in this age.

[@VJK102]

From what I understood, they tought the ones paying the taxes would be the ones exporting stuff, not the people importing it 😂

[@alenahubbard1391]

​Well that's absolutely false. The US has a shit ton of resources. Don't be like maga and just throw misinformation out there.​@gargoyled_drake

[@anthonychrismartin7888]

Straight up the truth If I owned a bar maga hats would not be allowed

[@David-y6o]

And no Faux news on the TV.

[@moonblaze2713]

"You knew who he was" is about to be my catchphrase for the next four years, isn't it?

[@SeagmentalSeagull]

You knew he was a viper when you picked him up.

[@toddthreess9624]

You can also add, "And he actually told you over and over again who he was."

[@fj81191]

To continue the barroom theme in simile, it's like you ordered a tall glass of bleach. Sure, the label is confusing, it's unlike anything else on the shelf, and you didn't realize how horrible it could really turn out to be, but if you read what it says on the label, you'd see it's openly awful and never tried to claim otherwise. In fact, even though the packaging is colorful and inviting, it's covered in warning signs. So why are you ordering and drinking another?

[@jenkem4464]

@@fj81191 Lol. "drinking another". Perfect.

[@753studios6]

My dad told my sis a story which ended with “You knew he was a buzzard when he was on the ground ,so you also knew he was always gonna buzzard on the mountain as well.”

[@wesleycolvin7158]

Congratulations, America! You're getting back together with your abusive ex-husband who should be in prison! Pat yourself on the back!

[@plaidzebra5526]

I paid attention, I didn't vote for him, but you know what, many of my fellow Americans did, and the swing voters somehow forgot how bad the first four years of his presidency were. But I remembered. I paid attention and saw what he did to Puerto Rico, pulling out of Syria, Sharpie Gate, how hard it was for him to say fascist's are bad after Charlottesville, wouldn't sign over his businesses to his sons which opened him up to corruption and bribes (I'm talking to you Saudi Arabia), and I never mentioned once the 2 times he was impeached... funny. So just like Shives... I don't want to hear you complain if you voted for him. Bartender, Scotch without the rocks please.

[@kylejefferson8836]

Thanks 🤷🏾‍♀️ whether its biden or trump my quality of life has improved.

[@djrudog1158]

Hiw so​@@kylejefferson8836

[@Effective_tool_of_Satan]

The problem is that the so called alternative was a different kind of abusive ex. This is on corporate democrats too. At this point we can say it, Trump will be the biggest legacy of Obama, Clinton and Biden.

[@karinbackstrom2909]

@@kylejefferson8836 Sweden here. You should know why your life has improved the last years. I suggest you google Biden and you will learn what great job he has done for example with the economy and inflation, the environment and climate change, immigration and a lot more. He is appreciated in Europe for his accomplishments and civilized behaviour and that America got four years of a trustworthy, respectful, law abiding and intelligent president. The buffoon and conman Donald is a threat to world peace and international economy. He is just as narcissistic as Putin. They both have an immature, sick demand for power, adoration. Donald is not as intelligent as Putin, but he is just as horrible and dangerous maniac as Putin is. We are afraid in Europe for stupid, gullible MAGA hillbilly fools supporting an unpredictable, incompetent, bragging, criminal felon,

[@redsable6119]

The man in charge of the military who himself can't legally own a gun.

[@StephenGangi]

and was a draft dodger.

[@warrenallsopp]

As if illegality was ever an impediment for Trump's career criminality.

[@pawz007]

Ya the fact that a felon can be president (but not vote, own a gun or be VP) is either part of some conspiracy or the biggest and dumbest oversight in US history

[@seanmadson8524]

He definitely owns a gun. Pretty sure I remember someone giving him a golden pistol of some kind

[@angie6649]

And his poor opinion about our military.

[@eringo-bragh4243]

Lord, this is so spot on!

[@_Kremit]

"The rich are killing the country..." Vote in a known grifter which gives a major gov position to the RICHEST PERSON IN THE WORLD. Its like watching a bad political sketch from like 10 to 15 years ago.

[@MichaelPalin]

If someone had written this as a political sketch 10 years ago, people would have said it was way too stupid to be believable.

[@KingZNIN]

​​@@deathbykoala1714 so you choose the guy that promises to take away millions of Americans from this world? Not to mention the guy that wants to conquer other places

[@AndrewLakeUK]

@@deathbykoala1714 whos fault is that? They didn't drop out of the sky. What did you do to get a better candidate? If nothing, then you are just as much, if not more to blame.

[@BadgerPride89]

@@deathbykoala1714kamale wasn't a cop, she was a prosecutor who lowered sentencing for crimes like possession of marijuana long before the rest of the country started thinking about legalizing it. so shut the fuck up.

[@Smash_ter]

​@@AndrewLakeUK We can blame Mitch McConnell for being too soft during the second impeachment trial (at least we had 8 GOP who voted in favor of removing him) We can blame Garland for not investigating and charging him sooner. We can blame SCOTUS for ruling on extremely important cases and being too vague on how and when presidential immunity is and isn't applied. We can blame the media for not showcasing some of the effects of his past policies during the 2024 election season. We can blame the Dems for not reaching out and being picky on where they wanna go on. (This one they're making changes on over the past 2 months)

[@seraphilight]

"Your body, my choice" is a rape threat. Treat accordingly. Shame those fetishizing the rape threat and completely mocking women being attacked too. They're making shirts apparently.

[@yvonneeaster]

It sounds like a rape threat to me.

[@ktwenutube]

Knuckle dragging most likely.

[@BudewFan_]

The worst part is that’s SUCH a good line for CNC play, and they just, ruined it 😢

[@YaelTiferet]

@@BudewFan_ There's something to be said for taking the sting out of things with play. Besides, it doesn't have to be said by a penis owner to a vagina owner, it works perfectly well in any of the other possible combos.

[@cookies23z]

@@BudewFan_ yeah it would have been... just one more thing ruined amiright :(

[@rmo9808]

I don't want to hear anyone that was using state or federal aid of any kind complain about losing access after voting for him.

[@LauraPerez-g3p]

I hope they don't need any help with disaster relief after Trump defunds FEMA.

[@alexander_d1277]

@@LauraPerez-g3p I hope they do and get a nice paper towel for 59.99

[@billhampton6605]

Yeah no shit!!

[@dreamcyberium]

I saw a dude with a "don't tread on me" wallet pulling out his EBT card at a self check at Walmart lol.

[@mdb5173]

@@dreamcyberium irony is dead.

[@BradLehmannArt]

I laughed at the “your bathroom mirror” comment at the end. This was great!

[@qwertyuiop1st]

I completely agree. Their votes were made with open eyes, and any claim that they didn't know what they were voting for indicate a willful and irresponsible ignorance.

[@Chokah]

Or they're lying through their teeth.

[@qwertyuiop1st]

@@Chokah There is that too, but that is almost a given.

[@DrunkenPhil0sopher]

Honestly, I really want to believe the best in my neighbors, but holy shit do they make it hard

[@McKayla-h7r]

It wasn't made with open eyes. They believed the lies. A lot didn't know what a tariff was and believed when trump said that he was going to "make China pay for it". They are scared of the world and dug their head in the sand, and only heard what they wanted and understood what they wanted. This is not "with open eyes".

[@Colddirector]

I'm pretty much in full victim blaming mode for Trump voters. If any of them suffer because of his policies, my response is "Well, this is what you voted for, so smile!"

[@James-m7o]

I have a friend who voted for Donald Trump. Trump isn't even in office yet and the company my friend works for has already let everyone know that they were going to drop overtime pay. He's not too happy about it but it is his fault.

[@steveng.clinard1766]

Why are you friends with a Trump voter?

[@freakishuproar1168]

Please remind him every single day that it's his fault. Just drop into conversation, at random.

[@OneEyeShadow]

"Taking a pay cut to own the libs."

[@AndrewLakeUK]

The thing is, sometimes you have to vote in ways that makes things worse for you if it improves the country overall. That is the selfless voting of an informed citizen, it's a good thing. Not that the Felon in Chief is going to improve anything in the US for anyone except himself, no one voted for trump as a noble sacrifice.

[@ErutaniaRose]

@@AndrewLakeUK Literally. I’m disabled and support Gaza and I voted for Kamala so we can keep going. So many people just…don’t care…and are educated out of caring…

[@rebaboso5400]

I proudly can say I didn’t vote for him

[@lesterine77]

I would hide in shame if i didn't view for the candidate who was actually nominated by our democratic guidelines. Lol.

[@johngallagher912]

A couple of years from now when things are absolute ####, you won't be able to find a single person who admits he voted for him.

[@Lynn-i9i9m]

I didn't vote for him either. Jerry we need more of this so bad! Love the way you let those MAGA people have it!

[@tedfisk1211]

@@johngallagher912 and all those red hats and FJB flags will be in the garbage

[@ZeNith94]

@@johngallagher912they’re called cowards

[@cafiveohsrockbandremix9254]

I love the slowly increasing anger and rage as it highlights how so many of us currently feel. Well done!

[@keithkenyon3845]

This!!! ^

[@Banana-Lana]

Nah it just shows your crappy mindset

[@Amberabove]

It does matter who's in government, not so much in the short-term, but if Americans can consistently elect people who are financially responsible and not corrupt, then we can turn this trend around. It will take a long time and Americans aren't known for electing financially educated people into office so it's more likely America will simply collapse under the weight of the stupidity of its people while politicians launder all the money they can through pet projects and wars.

[@CindyValenti]

A collapse has began!!! Rich people know this.... they are hedging... through hedge funds. It costs them about 6% a year to do this. Those that aren't rich are not hedge and are at great risk in the bubble of all bubbles with the debt at all time highs. The increasing prices have impacted my plan to retire at 62, The stock market's volatility, coupled with a reduced income, is making me anxious about having enough for retirement.

[@michaelwiebeck3]

Truly the situations are difficult but it has honestly never been easy. What I figured out years back what that with proper guidance, we can predict some of these situations and take advantage of them. Have you considered seeking the help of a financial advisor? I have been working with one since the corona lockdown, and she has been instrumental in navigating these difficult times. I and my Financial advisor are working on a 7 figure ballpark goal, tho this could take till Q2 2025.

[@Jpoteete]

That sounds like a good idea. Could you share some details about your financial advisor? How can I get in touch with her?

[@michaelwiebeck3]

Annette Christine Conte is the licensed advisor I use and i'm just putting this out here because you asked. You can Just search the name. You’d find necessary details to work with to set up an appointment.

[@Jpoteete]

I just googled her and I'm really impressed with her credentials; I reached out to her since I need all the assistance I can get. I just scheduled a caII.

[@oldprankster7606]

Absolutely brilliant. As a corollary to the rule regarding tariffs on imported booze, add the edict: "Don't ask me to start a bar tab for you if you can't afford to pay your effing bill!"

[@rvalexi]

Did you seriously expect the IQ45 bunch to know what a corollary is? That's a mighty big word.

[@FinallyRetired]

I wonder how many bars are going to stream this post every few hours for the next four years! I think this is awesome. Thank you for posting.

[@gaynorhead2325]

That would be awesome!

[@portlandbluewizard2520]

You can play chess with a pigeon, but even if your moves are stellar, it will still just shit on the board and strut around like it won. You can try to teach a pig to whistle, but it will just frustrate you and annoy the pig.

[@bellablue5285]

Never heard the first one, thats a doozy 🤔

[@15braincellsremaining]

Thank you for arming me with a new counter

[@yellowlt6]

This is why there are no MAGA supporters in my life.

[@DaydreamingArtist322]

Tbh, pigeons have a better chance of playing chess well than a MAGA voter.

[@paulpfeifer2612]

Lol. That's good.

[@Pkilla80]

We should remind everyone who says Trump will run the country like a business, that not only has he failed at multiple businesses, but also the reasons business exists. They exist to make money for themselves, and to pay the top-level positions while the working class gets taxed to death.

[@downtownbillyandthenewjivefive]

Government is not a business, nor should it be run like one. This is the end of the US. I'm very sad to say that, and I hope it doesn't go completely down the tubes before we can sell our house.

[@James-cz5hf]

Many businessmen (including Donald) intentionally destroy their own businesses in scams that favor themselves leaving investors holding the bag. Trump is one of them. This is why Russia and China bought MAGA.

[@noanyobiseniss7462]

They don't get the fact he's bankrupted them all and ran out on the debt, so yes he will run it like a business, just like he did last time.

[@theeddorian]

We need to remind MAGA that the country is not a business.

[@Gangstagroove]

It became business as soon as we let citizens united pass​@@downtownbillyandthenewjivefive

[@WolfRooster5472]

Can you mix me some tequila from México, whiskey from Canada, and rum from Panamá... over ice from Greenland in a glass rimmed with salty Republican tears. Yes, that's right, please make me a MAGArita.

[@chrisrj9871]

🍻

[@zenheretic]

you win this comment section

[@SamuelKoepke-r3o]

Underrated as hell!

[@rosiesgrandma]

Good one

[@Elbo88]

There is no bourbon from Canada. It can only be made in the United States.

[@tonybonnici5920]

Oh mate.. Aussie here.. That was brilliant... We're all shaking our heads over here in disbelief..

[@LindaC-ze5ob]

So are we in America! 😳🙃🤪

[@sr.6816]

​@@LindaC-ze5ob The whole world is!

[@sr.6816]

Musk is doing the same thing in Germany now! The had a huge Protest in Berlin. Elon has his fingers in the election just as he did here! That guy needs to be banned from Countries to ever set foot on them! He after all was illegal when he came to the US and lied about his Status.

[@josephceschini5023]

The problem is that none of their 'talking points' ever mattered to them - not really. Racism, xenophobia, and good old fashioned cruelty were the real motivating factors. Worst of all, we can't even argue their supposed 'talking points', because they will willfully drop them and forget it all the moment it is convenient and safe to do so. Then, they'll pretend they never cared about those points at all, and we will be left arguing with people who are literally willing to sacrifice their own quality of life to destroy us.

[@stephaniesass5173]

This is exactly what it was and many ppl are uncomfortable with facts. I have zero f’s to give.

[@Priestesskikyou]

Oh so you can tell that there is a difference between having a phobia and just being a racist so you're just an ableist bigot who believes you should be allowed to bully people for things that are outside of their control mainly a phobia.

[@Iwannaps5]

100% agree. It was never about the price of eggs or gas. It was about being allowed to openly display outright racism, bigotry, and hatred for everyone who isn’t MAGA.

[@sadpotatohours4846]

Arguing with my conservative parents gets down to "well its just your opinion that Joe Biden doesn't eat 50 babies for breakfast so let's agree to disagree" They don't care for facts. They just want to believe themselves to be correct without any of the work

[@fj81191]

​@sadpotatohours4846 I also feel incredibly gaslit in those conversations. We're talking about human lives, and civil rights, and our system of democracy. We can't "agree to disagree." This is sworn enemies type disagreement, dad. This is "shoot on sight" type differences in values. The forefathers went to war for less.

[@coles_concerts_2370]

as someone that bartended for many years.... all I can say is My Man!!!! I'd drink at that bar!

[@voster77hh]

Yeah, same 😂 Need to reconsider bar jobs. Struggling people will have crazy lots to wash away with booze. Probably start bootlegging in the back room 😂🎉

[@dawnazbill-smith3541]

Don't let them complain about anything having to do with education! Teacher here. We all know he hates the public schools.

[@thedex2001]

We all know that he loves the uneducated!

[@ananymis939]

As do all of the children who were sentenced to the government schools. Please stop calling them 'public'; they are not accountable to the public.

[@a.t.sweeney9325]

Not all of ya! Any group that he's gonna F(youtube)ck with, a shocking amount of that group are sure he won't. It's ludicrous!

[@customer5032]

​@@ananymis939 Public means they provide a FREE education for your children that is paid for by the government. They are not "accountable to" the public. Please educate yourself before making foolish comments. 🤦

[@cynthiaostermiller1967]

He hates schools because he is soooooo stupid and was a lousy student.

[@jameslangschied7900]

Folks need to understand that another way to say tariffs is "import taxes." The American BUYER pays these. NOT the country exporting things.

[@Nightenstaff]

Yeah, can I get a Moscow Mule? I mean, if there's one in the White House, might as well have one here.

[@surlypiratewench1969]

@@Nightenstaff 🤣

[@paulvamos7319]

😂

[@CatManDoom84]

HEYOOOOO!

[@jamestragle9504]

Nah, that's a polonium on the rocks. I'd give it a pass.

[@ligeiaztomb2755]

Yeah our National Drink is about to become a White Russian.

[@darrenskjoelsvold]

This is excellent. There is no sympathy for Trump voters.

[@wolfe6220]

To me, that includes the eligible non voters and 3rd party voters.

[@debmcrae9340]

None😂

[@tenofivelips]

​@@wolfe6220Yup.

[@torakfett3351]

@@wolfe6220said that to my husband yesterday. I couldn’t agree more.

[@cinemachronic]

​@@wolfe6220 look i voted for kamala, but i really don't fault anyone who didn't vote for her specifically because of her lack of support for gaza. Democrats need to take a good hard look at how supporting a genocide that we can all see every day has obviously effected them. Kamala and her team made a very bad call, and idk if it would have worked out differently otherwise, but it is what it is. But all this being said, there are never very many 3rd party voters anyway. Way fewer than the amount of people who don't vote at all.

[@LVRugger]

I used to own a bar. Rule #1 was no politics. Kept the peace. but I prefer your rules for my life now.

[@davidmacphee3549]

Before, When I was too young to understand, My Mother used to tell me "You should not talk about sex, politics or religion with people you don't know very well" What's THAT Mom? "What's what? Never mind ..... "

[@amyhoard1222]

I think everyone who didn't vote for Trump should have all these rules.

[@ghurcbghurcb]

I mean... What's not politics nowadays?

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

"No politics" is coward shit only privileged folks even get to say.

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

​@@ghurcbghurcb More like "what's not politics ever?". Shit hasn't changed.

[@jokendrick2124]

I would share this with my "best friend" of 47 years but she would not watch it. She has perfected her ostrich head in the sand move.

[@livingthedream923]

Same. I’m so disappointed in her that I can’t even look at her. I’m thinking this isn’t a feeling that will go away.

[@jokendrick2124]

@livingthedream923 Same for you? My best friend has always been rabidly religious and amazingly overly patriotic. She said "he is just talking". I knew better.

[@livingthedream923]

@@jokendrick2124 yeah, my friend actually called me after the election and asked if we were ok. I said no and asked after all of the horrible things he’s done, how could you? I even asked if it bothered her how he made fun of handicapped people since she herself has a developmentally handicapped adult son. She said that did bother her, but apparently not enough. I asked if she was a racist or a misogynist, and she said no, and also denied being concerned about the price of groceries. Then, why? How could you? She told me she would write me a letter and try to explain. She was very sheepish and seemed embarrassed on the phone that day, but I’m still waiting on that letter. Apparently her word is as good as donald’s. I’m so heartbroken over her voting like that. After 30 years, I really thought I knew her, but I guess not.

[@jokendrick2124]

@livingthedream923 I'm sorry. We are going through the same thing. Only my friend would abruptly change the subject. I told her I didn't want to live the next 4 years stressed. She said "he doesn't mean what he says". I will say she is a follower. I am not. I just quit talking to her for the most part. I'm a fighter. She is not. But I have lost respect for her. I can't be myself around her. I'm depressed about all if it but will just have to busy myself.

[@samcarson8161]

@@jokendrick2124 This is a huge door-slam event for an awful lot of us, myself included. Millions of voters deliberately choosing evil. There is no hand-waving away or rationalizing any of this. I'd rsther spend every day solitary & friendless than try to go crosseyed & forcing a grin in the company of people who wish me harm.

[@MrMarket1987]

It really baffles the mind that after the clusterfuck that was 2016-2020, over 70million Americans really went and said "Yeah, more of that please!". Holy cow, do I wish Trump was the worst of our problems...

[@christophercotter4542]

I don't believe he won without shenanigans from somewhere like Russia

[@DarkFlamesDarkness]

He talked so much about voter fraud and finding it, it makes you wonder if he found a way to do it~anonymous

[@qhu3878]

​@@christophercotter4542 russian accounts probably spread trump propaganda but they didnt fake votes or anything. it was a combination of leftists not voting because "there's no way trump wins", so called "leftists" not voting because kamala is a woman, and trump having a cult like followi g

[@kevinschultz6091]

Eh, what happened is that the "disengaged voter" - whose political acumen and awareness is so low that they collectively didn't know Biden had dropped out of the race - pulled their head out of the sand and said "inflation bad, blame the guy in charge!", and voted for the opposition. This, despite economists praising the ground Biden walked on for ONLY having 9% inflation, as opposed to the projected depression that was in store for us all. But hey, "inflation bad", right? Note that this wasn't unique to the USA - every western democracy that had an election in 2024 flipped, whether it be conservative->liberal or vice versa. So, yeah. We got Trump because the disengaged voters in America had pandemic sticker shock.

[@MichaelPalin]

@@christophercotter4542 A month before the election we got definitive proof that right-wing social media influencers were taking Russian money, and we all collectively shrugged it off.

[@nu385]

I don't want to hear them make any implication at all that they give a fuck about law and order.

[@jewdy8915]

Or family values. Or fiscal responsibility.

[@VolkXue]

well, they still are..

[@sweettaterpie7009]

They have "concepts' of law and order though

[@spiffyspaceman]

Indeed. The only time they give a fuck about law and order is when it involves anyone that has a skin tone darker than porridge.

[@SanctaJives]

They still are! They lost their shit when Biden pardoned his son.

[@HalfCrazy520]

I don't want to hear, "I really don't follow politics. I voted for Trump because he seemed like the best choice.". Based on WHAT, exactly? His track record? His successes? His honesty and values?

[@MrWombatty]

His BS!

[@jgreen9361]

The way he respects his wife?

[@emilywilson967]

His race and gender is the real answer.

[@luigigandolfi4788]

​@@jgreen9361😂😂😂this is cool pal, a few gross too but is really a good point. 👍

[@carolelarochelle9854]

HE SAID I LOVE THE UNEDUCATED...YEP!

[@VideobyHomeworks]

Sounds like a bar I’d like to have a drink in! Well said,brother.

[@AntoniojHoward-o5w]

I'd like this bartender., He's telling the truth, Trump aint worth it.

[@undinism69]

Considering Biden was far worse, (and Kamala), Trump is the less worse choice in this election. Democrat party only have themselves to blame.

[@paulvamos7319]

😎👍 Steve the Bartender is cool!

[@stylis666]

Hell yes! I'd invite maga folks just to hear this rant a couple more times 🤣

[@christinecastillo6668]

I'll drink to that!!🍹🍸🍷

[@Hieuroic]

If someone says "Your body, my choice" then their living privileges should be revoked...permanently 😡

[@CloudsGirl7]

One hundred percent. ✊️

[@janetritchie7499]

Absolutely !

[@carolethimidis4663]

Thanks for being a real American! ❤ This from a satisfied Canadian 😊

[@JohnBedwell-gf3eo]

UK viewer here. Loved it! That, sir, is freedom of speech at its finest. Fight hard to keep it.

[@sinetteiversen9978]

Indeed

[@StephenWilliamson-g7r]

I'm a Brit, we've all met Landlords and Barmen like this.... its good to see in the US 😮😂😂😂

[@wildlyunrulyadventures3942]

Amen!

[@MonkeyJedi99]

Steve has very Jonathan Pie tier energy. And I'm lovin' it.

[@MazzaEliLi7406]

@@MonkeyJedi99 I also thought immediately of Jonathan Pie.

[@tronpit]

I have concepts of empathy towards people who voted for trump

[@lexslate2476]

I don't.

[@Trip-x1i]

@@lexslate2476 bruh

[@Kinsfire]

@@lexslate2476 I have the CONCEPT, but always immedaitely say "Nah, they deserve what they get."

[@aaronTGP_3756]

As tempting as it is to discard empathy for Trump supporters, it's only a bad faith gesture that does nothing.

[@tc2882]

Nope... can't even muster a concept of an idea of empathy for them.

[@centrans9]

ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS GUY!! EVERYTHING WAS SPOT ON 100% !!!!!

[@octavianpopescu4776]

I'm honestly surprised Trump is admitting he can't do the things he promised. I would have expected him to pretend he did them, like with the wall.

[@gnaskar]

He's on his second term. At this point, he no longer needs anything from them.

[@OverworkedITGuy]

Why wouldn't he. He loves enjoying the fact that he got over on folks. He's been elected for the 2nd term and can't run again. He doesn't need anything from the dummies who voted for him any more.

[@octavianpopescu4776]

@@gnaskar If that's his reasoning... he might have a very nasty surprise. You see? Leaders who rely on charisma, whose followers are passionate 100% all in, once they lose that... those super-fans do a 180 and they're going to hate him way more than any D ever did. And they have guns... I always said that Germans don't hate Hitler for what he did in WW2, they hate him because he lost and didn't deliver what he promised. Had he won, even learning about what was done on his orders, they would have waved it away: "it was unpleasant, but necessary, for victory." Trump might learn the very hard way on his own skin what happens when a charismatic leader dissappoints his fanatical fans.

[@teamofone1219]

He is going to take this country down with him on his final term unless he somehow finds a loophole that allows him to run a third time.

[@peterholderness-roddam8606]

Just wait till someone else manages to do them, then he will start the claims, per usual. ;)

[@dustindougherty2706]

Thanks!

[@dustindougherty2706]

Gotta tip your ‘tenders

[@WalterWhite-jz7ct]

I pity all LGBT, Immigrant and Pregnant People in the US... oh and the kids who are now going to grow up with an even worse system that's against them

[@ThatgeekNolan]

The red states are going to see an even bigger brain drain than ever, as many skilled people move to places that feel safer and more welcoming

[@RachelNewmaster-Alfred]

That's it. I don't worry about my life being affected as much as the life of my children and future grandkids

[@AL-pv2bq]

Have you completely forgotten 2016-2020? You can bash trump's character all you want but the country ran fine and inflation wasn't nearly this bad. After he left office inflation took off like a rocket and 3 wars started. Tell me you watch CNN and have never read policy or the constitution without telling me.

[@Halkyos]

Enough pity to help us secure jobs outside of the US so we can escape the hellhole our neighbors are creating for us?

[@johnny5fingers0966]

Immigrants only if they are brown. Remember the president's wife and new best buddy who happened to be the richest man in the world are also immigrants.

[@rustyshackleford6035]

Okay but since I voted for Kamala Harris I can complain as much as I want to right ?! 😢😂

[@virginiaolison6764]

But you know you didn't 😏

[@vaozha48]

You bet! I plan to ask 2 questions when someone complains: did you vote? Who did you vote for? No sympathy for not voting or voting for trumpie.

[@Boomiscoolyt]

@@vaozha48 what if I didn’t vote because I can’t?

[@Typical.Anomaly]

@Boomiscoolyt Would you have voted tRump if you could have? If so, stfu. If not, welcome, friend (no RFKJr, either...).

[@luishizaru]

@BoomiscoolytI didn’t vote because I’m only a green card holder BUT I donated to the Kamala/Waltz campaign weekly. I have my citizenship interview in less than two weeks and you can bet that I am voting against MAGA as soon as I am capable!

[@surelyyoujokemeinfailure7531]

Hey, I know a guy who's committed felony DUI. Is there any way he can get no jail time, no sentence, no penalties? There's some precedent for that now. Asking for a friend.

[@YourXavier]

That depends. Is he running for office?

[@shannonmammone316]

Seems they could be in charge of the free nation. Why not?

[@vickiepeden7654]

Take the case to the highest court. Postpone, and run for president.

[@abellopez.]

Put him in charge of the DMV!

[@nancypowers3700]

Yep! I so feel the same way. Thank you for putting it so clearly, accurately,great setting,and with passion.💙💙💙

[@Onyx-qd9tl]

This year‘s favorite response; you voted for it. Example: “Yeah, shelf prices are high, but-“ “You voted for it. Stop taking.”

[@leeshajoi]

Bold of you to assume that Trump supporters will in any way acknowledge that he does anything wrong ever.

[@judyostrom8972]

that just goes to show how truly brainwashed the twats are!!!

[@logantenfingers5293]

Four years of Trump is gonna be painful. But I appreciate the truth from this bartender! I’m raising my glass to this gentleman! 🍻

[@unwisestudio6020]

Your naïveté is sad. He won't leave. Prepare the resistance and offline lines of communications.

[@PHILLIPMITCHELL-o7t]

Trump said "you only have to vote this time,then it won't matter" Don't expect anymore elections Period Use the 2nd ammendment + get the munitions in, be ready 😎 😎😎😎

[@BoojumFed]

Oh, we're not gonna have four years of Trump. We're gonna have a max of 16 months of Trump before Vance, President Musk, and the rest of the Project '25 crew *_Amendment_* 25 First Lady Donna's ass out of the big chair; then we'll all be looking back at the good ol' days when we only had to deal with _*in*_competent Mussolini fetishist leadership... That offer for New England and the west coast to fill out our list of Canadian provinces will still be on the table when the time comes. We'll try to make the adjustment to being members of an actual first world country as smooth as we can. ;^)

[@debmcrae9340]

I'm raising my glass to u Steve!!

[@samuelbarber6177]

Maybe take solace in the fact that he’s almost 80 (actually, the oldest President on election again), which means he’ll more than likely be dead or 25th ammendmented before his four years is up… and then we have President Vance, who reminds me a lot of Patrick Bateman except less attractive. Where is he, by the way?

[@sandyendicott1178]

Thank you! You managed to capture & incorporate all my anger onto that monolog. Brilliant !!

[@adamprieto121]

I’m going to revisit this video many times over the next four years.

[@tejaswoman]

You better hope it's only 4 years. _Dude_ did say if they would just vote for him they might never have to vote again.

[@stevejordan7275]

Don't do that; memorise it so you can repeat it (or any segment thereof) on demand.

[@jillianfehring6176]

Now there's a Bartender with great House Rules!👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@itzTeTe]

Trump even told them to their faces “I don’t care about you, just your vote” and they laughed… pour me another glass please…

[@jeffvanduyne4614]

@@itzTeTe Make mine a double.....and keep em comin.....at least for the next 4 years

[@geraldkosur1445]

And these are the same people who are crying now. NO SYMPATHY

[@hennyfanuel3216]

He even told them that he didn't need their vote .

[@johnstuartsmith]

They knew exactly what what was in that shit sandwich and ordered it anway. Bon Appetit.

[@kirstenn.pedersen2598]

You are so right. Thank you so much. Denmark loves you. 5.5 million Danes, 25 million Swedes and Norwegians, 10 million Fins, Icelanders and Foroyans would like a beer.

[@mothmagic1]

And a lot of Brits, Canadians, Australians, most of Europe, Columbia and Mexico..

[@jojons6484]

A huge thank you to all those in other countries who support us and feel our pain.

[@16Fishwrap16]

There's not that many people in Finland

[@AmericanDevolution]

Lied to their faces and admitted it to their faces. Problem is, they knew him from his last turn. He’s not an unknown player.

[@chrisrj9871]

maybe to the 18-ers who were 10 the first time...

[@USAtheist-lnfidel]

Another rare treat from Shives. He doesn't rant often, but when he does it's always top notch entertainment.

[@Coffeepanda294]

I agree, this was a masterpiece.

[@thefilthelement]

"we're voting for him because he's going to lower grocery prices" he said he can't do that "that's fine, that's not why we voted for him"

[@MatsuyoRific]

They reveal themselves when they do that. It means they didn't vote for him because he was going to help Americans. They voted for him because they wanted to control women and to be racist without repercussion.

[@magicalcrossiant1185]

LITERALLY OMG, I saw the same people on threads sucking his PP abt how he was gonna lower prices and that was the main thing and then all of a sudden it became "Oh but everyone knew that" and "Oh but the boarder"

[@OctopusOwl]

‘s true tho. They didn’t really vote for him because of that. He promised dominance, and degradation to all opposition. They’re voting for witch-hunts and rights violations. They’re voting for incarceration and violence. They want blood

[@chrisrj9871]

Money and bigotry were the ONLY reasons they voted for him.

[@johnstuartsmith]

People who voted to deport a large percentage of the agricultural work force don't get to complain about higher grocery prices.

[@pennybast3953]

This has been in my suggested videos for several days. So glad I finally watched it. Preach, my brother.

[@msquietwoman]

A thousand times YES! Shout it from the rooftops!

[@unclewilbur8976]

Never saw this guy before. He’s great! He would be welcomed as my neighbor! 😊

[@MonicaHastings-vn9ut]

Try his video entitled , "if Republicans said the quite part out loud" (or something like that)

[@kimthomas781]

🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯

[@Seal0626]

​@@MonicaHastings-vn9utit's a great series.

[@joymattson8549]

Me, too - I'd rather have him for a neighbor than the loud idiot we have next door.

[@klisterklister2367]

he did a funny skit about a teacher at a job interview, watch that one

[@Ouralbleu1]

Now .... that's the best video I have watched yet ! Precise, factual, straight and CLEAR. Hats off ! I am not american but french. I found myself in a state of shock by the results of this election. Today, january 20th, 2025 is a somber and weary day. I dread that in the current world situation the coming of that guy to the presidency will accentuate the gloomy future. I am a 79 yo woman and for me this has been the straw that breakes the camel's back. A 1000 thanks for your "healthy and sound" video ! From Paris France with love ❤

[@margotrosendorn6371]

Yeah and lot of us Americans feel that way too. I've been getting gray hairs and I'm not even 30

[@TheBlueEM2]

Excellent stuff. To the point and direct, which is how it needs to be. I'll gladly buy a drink at your bar anytime.

[@canaan5337]

If that bar was in my hometown, I’d probably be the only one drinking there, so it would be peaceful and quiet. I’m drinking alone now.😂so maybe I am at that bar.

[@surlypiratewench1969]

@@canaan5337 much 💙from another “bar owner” in a red district. North Carolina is a rough neighborhood. So I raise my glass to you fellow traveler. ☮️

[@Vahlee-A]

I would go there, and I don't even like bars

[@Colddirector]

I hate loud bars, so I'd probably go to it specifically *for* the peace and quiet.

[@user-kb9cu4rl9z]

I'm there with you in "spirits". Cheers! 🥂🍾🍷🍸🍹🍺🥃

[@Almost_EVL]

Okay you got me when you mentioned the mega hat in conjunction with the face mask I broke lol

[@NobodyImporttant]

You know what’s really sad is that there will be a number of people who voted for him who will not blame him for the bad things that will happen. Thanks for the humorous video

[@samstewart9249]

Do you actually think Melnudia voted for him? Really? Hmmmm!

[@fj81191]

Yeah we're living in a post-truth world. Just pick your facts from your imagination and throw a tantrum if someone tries to disprove one. Seems to work really well for everyone over 50.

[@dsoutherland1747]

Yep, they’re clueless no matter how it effects them or not.

[@dsoutherland1747]

@@fj81191. What does age have to do with it? Most Boomers with any sense loathe Trump.

[@aerrae5608]

@@dsoutherland1747 We have to give credit here too, while a lot of his rallies are older people... he had a big surge in the much dumber 20 year old group. We got screwed by the 20 year olds.

[@camillelayonne97]

I love this man! This should be rules nationwide in bars, restaurants, my tire shop (FOX on T.V.)!

[@QueenieOakes]

He's needs to be on every news stations, he's brilliant.

[@BarryHart-xo1oy]

That’s a good idea-of course,the mainstream media wouldn’t allow it.

[@AL-pv2bq]

@@BarryHart-xo1oy Nah I think they would. They'll take anyone who makes fun of Republicans.

[@jaelo2314]

Another brilliant take, Steve. I love the way you speak in terms of the emotional impact of trump on us all.

[@BluePiggy]

Superb. Everything every sane person in the world would like to say to each and every Trump voter. Kudos. 👏

[@marthalouise701]

Well done, my friend! Are you single, lol…seriously it’s so refreshing to hear from a man with intelligence, morals and values I could literally 😢. Please keep these coming! On all seriousness this was great!

[@davidwright446]

Funny thing is, most of those voters won't be able to afford to go to a bar before long.

[@iainballas]

They somehow keep buying trump merch, so... my guess is they'll use their benefits then complain about our overly-socialist state.

[@raygunsforronnie847]

@@iainballas The old folks are giving their social security and insulin money to Drumph-leaning PACs or buying his merch while screaming "keep the government out of my Medicare!" (uh, where do they think Medicare comes from?).

[@daelnelbel]

@@iainballashas he or even merely his campaign been convicted on any of those scammy “repeat donation” check marks on the donation request emails?

[@richietattersall2122]

​@daelnelbel The reality of it is, they're not illegal, they might be wrong, but they are legal.

[@kylejefferson8836]

I have no idea why everytime anybody elects a new president its the end of the world. 🤷🏾‍♀️ at least i have stuff to laugh about for 4 years

[@surlypiratewench1969]

Ty Sir. Now pour me another and another and another-just keep pouring until ‘28.

[@mira-qi5kb]

😂😂😂

[@Lilygirl.0821]

😂

[@MrWombatty]

Bartenders are going to be so busy for the next 4 yrs that they won't have any time to spare for their whining anyway!

[@Taxigirlsmom]

Til ‘29😮😢

[@steelrain79]

😂😂 hell yeah, I'm going to need it.😂

[@jikook7457]

I have a new hero! It's you, Steve 💙 Seriously, you said everything I say to friends and family, except the bar scenario, before I cut them off. I don't have a bar, just a soap box 😄 Thank you for saying what We the (millions of democracy loving) People are thinking and what the magatts need to hear. Keep speaking the truth and shutting down their cult bull💩. 🩵

[@charitywattenburger4550]

This is one of the best things I’ve seen in quite a while!!!

[@AndeThompson-ex6sv]

Thanks, for telling Make America Gullible Again your rules! I love them!!!

[@ashamed2Byt]

Gullible, I love it! 🤣

[@chemputer]

Smart doing this before the guy was drunk.

[@deechvogt1589]

Love the new rules!

[@cpm9747]

Thank you for this video.

[@ZanePrice-hd5gj]

I couldn't have said this better. I'm a bartender, and I'm taking notes...

[@cannedmusic]

Take this clip and place it sparsely among a bunch of music videos, be they country or rock. Let it be your own little PSA giggle.

[@johncamp2567]

Hallelujah!! You have earned my subscription!!! (Virginia)

[@surlypiratewench1969]

@@johncamp2567 welcome to the party!

[@soysan34]

Ditto!

[@theodoremagnusdal]

Hell yeah Virginia. Blue state for life.

[@MazzaEliLi7406]

Mine to & I am English - born, bred & still resident in the UK. Workers of the world unite. Down with Fascists everywhere.

[@onikaimu]

No joke. I feel this has been actually said in more then one bar in the US right now. I wouldn't be surprised if it was said word for word. Also I wouldn't be surprised if Steve overhead it in person and decided to made a video of it because of just how epic it was. Steve, love your videos.

[@sallymcgill2572]

I like this bartender and his attitude! I would love to make this my “home bar”! I could feel safe there!

[@wicken8895]

OMFG I LOVE this guy !!! You just said ALL the things I absolutely wanted to say. So, THANK YOU. Yes, first time here and I'm subscribing. 👍

[@nancymattingly8645]

I love you buddy. I hope we get through the next four years without losing our minds. If we make it, I'll come in and have a drink. Thank you.

[@Imhexed]

Can't wait to say, in the most sarcastic voice I can do,"but I thought Uncle Donnie was supposed to fix that too. Oh no, he made it worse? Oh my, if only we had been warned." Then record the reaction.

[@kimlr-herring]

😂

[@blackjac5000]

I'm going to say "Man, I sure could go for some tampons in the boys' room and cackling right about now." Right now I'm telling them to go ask Elon for disaster relief.

[@aletakey3600]

I LOVE YOU!!!😂😂❤❤ YOU SAID IT ALL! THEY KNEW WHO THE FELON IN THE ROOM WAS & GOT WHAT THEY VOTED FOR!!😂😂FA&FO!!!

[@briang70]

This guy's good! This channel happened across my feed and I'm sooo glad.

[@paulfurnas6968]

I had never heard of you, but this video was such a delighful surprise that I just subscribed. Thank you for such a delightful video !

[@tallyp.7643]

What I love is that a lot of the more liberal outlets on KZbin talking about the headlines are doing me a favor by refusing to play clips of the man talking. They'll read his transcripts (and boy the headaches those can be to get through) and put them on the screen so we can read them, but they don't do what we used to see the main media do and blast his every comment in front of a microphone for repeated viewing. After those first years having to hear "do you know what DT did yesterday" and them expounding on it for several minutes per broadcast per day, I was burned out even hearing from the guy LONG before his term was up. I just focus on the papers and transcripts when available. He hasn't gone up those steps to the podium yet and I'm already tired of him.

[@randyfan-u3m]

me too...might as well get some kind of entertainment while we're neck deep in shit

[@snikkarboden1]

I am so glad that I am not an American 😂 Greetings from Norway, and by the way, GOOD LUCK with that sick orange baby 😅

[@kgmotte2363]

That's gonna be a really big Plaque to write down all those rules to hang up behind the bar.... I don't think the plaque would help, since I'm not sure the people it applies to can read, but it should be there all the same.

[@Tintintanabulation]

Oh, it's an easy plaque. QUITJABITCHIN

[@Chokah]

"Voted for Trump? Keep your damn mouth shut" should cover it nicely.

[@cmfnurse2003]

I think I could enjoy a drink in your establishment! 🎉 you have aired all my grievances, and I feel stress-free.