New Kickr Core on zRacing Lap It Up Paris Roubaix guest DS Marc Madiot drives me crazy over cobbles

Unsure how this would go, my SARIS H2 failed two days ago, Zwift came up with the goods fast (it was a purchase), and now I have the Zwift Cog learning curve to go through in a race. Marc Madiot FdJ won Paris Roubaix twice and is extremely passionate about bike racing.
French lesson:
Allez allez allez: Go go go
A bloc, a bloc, a bloc: go go go (lol, its 'full gas')
On va se faire baiser: This doesn't look good (lol, it's: 'We're gonna be screwed over')
C'est maintenaint: It's now or never.
7 secondes sur Cancellara: You're about to stuff it to Cancellara.
Merde: really, you need a translation for that?