NEW POKEMON SWORD & SHIELD EXPANSION MEMES

More Pokemon news always equals more memes. But that new trainer is also a thing of beauty too. Good to know Charizard isn't gonna be the only gen 1 starter on the block anymore too.
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[@MGengarDude]

Pokemon: Behold a new trainer. Rule34: Behold our newest victim.

[@VioletDeathRei]

Volcano worshipers: Behold our latest sacrifice.

[@francisbacon5897]

I think you mean victims

[@vegetalover9297]

Avery is hot

[@sonicthehedgehog1606]

Virgins these days. No one is faster. I can draw less than a sec

[@ricardohoang8452]

Mr.R34 is still doing his job well 👌

[@AGENT-tk3sq]

The main three speed's are Speed of light Speed of sound And speed of R34 artist

[@fork-man]

Speed of fap can't forget that

[@StarboyXL9]

Forget FTL travel. If we can harness enough lewd energy to travel faster than the speed of R34 artists we can cross the universe in an instant

[@leungzinwang4188]

Or the speed a pianist playing megalovania (joke)

[@kiryu4169]

AGENT 27 don’t forget the greatest Speed SPEEDWAGON

[@melon8025]

Ayayaya

[@Sungura_Kaiser]

Rillaboom: Gets drums Cinderace: Gets fire Spirit Bomb Inteleon: Has the high ground

[@Glacial_floofs]

It's over Cinderace. I have the high ground!

[@JcbeansDomain]

You underestimate my power!

[@giovanniparisi7120]

Don't try it.

[@ernestmoore-murphy7628]

Rillaboom is grookey. Lost Pause-sama has said so.

[@itsaseal9169]

Rillaboom: dew it

[@SamTheGumMan117]

Lewd degenerate artists work harder than Santa's elfs on Christmas eve

[@Azier18]

It be like that tho.

[@fork-man]

They are wonderful people who need a rise

[@wastelandlegocheem]

They worked harder than the developers of sword and shield.

[@wastelandlegocheem]

@Kainos Teleos I wasn't joking and I'll stop if the new dlc proves to be worthe it.

[@Teragaul]

@@wastelandlegocheemif a couple of minutes of fan art is more work than months of scripting, model designing, cutscene rendering, collision and move programing, and story and duologue writing then Naruto is vastly stronger than Goku

[@DragonKnight90001]

When i see that martial artist bear all i can hear is “I am Akuma and i will teach you the meaning of pain!”

[@fortunestar3123]

The lead up to Tekken X Pokken Fighters

[@PrinceoftheBlackArms]

More like "JU-NEN HAYIN DAIYO"

[@elyindeyang2152]

*MESSATSU*

[@glimn4839]

Rapid-Strike style Urshifu: “Die One-Thousand Deaths!”

[@PrinceoftheBlackArms]

@@glimn4839 Single-Strike style Urshifu: "ORA ORA ORA"

[@Kaeldo]

Noble: doesn´t know what a " Butt " and what a " Tail " is.

[@NamelessKing1597]

It makes sense because people don't have butts.

[@1tylerq127]

So that's why his Taillow is named Buttlow

[@ElPikminMaster]

It's funnier to say "butt".

[@SirLucian]

Butt is legs - Hank Green 2019

[@spindash64]

I mean, the bones that would make a tail are literally welded together in humans to give a foundation for your butt muscles.

[@HaidebugCreates]

Ashley: Don’t touch this wig Noble: **Touches wig** Ashley: **Silent angry noises** Noble: Ha Ha I’m in danger!

[@youpiiiisme2293]

Haidy Bug chuckles I’m in danger

[@TealEyesPersonal]

Chuckles, *i’m in danger*

[@cedge4536]

Would love to hear silent noises

[@gemmadapotato8193]

I was about to do something like that! XD

[@willowthompson9220]

Noble: I’m proud of every one of you degenerates. Me: *tears streaming down my face* thank you noble Sensei!!!

[@sonicthehedgehog1606]

Me an Intelligual: is that the best you can do

[@user-mm2zj3mz3u]

Noble you have to pat in the head all your fans

[@MythoFoxical]

STEVEN IRIZARRY-FONTANET Ah yes, the ol’ go through the head and pat their brain technique.

[@epsil0gue246]

_Weeb Salute_

[@ARTSONICFAN990]

This is why we love Noble: He's proud of who we are... Perverted or not. 😎👍

[@kytaki5976]

"She will murder me if she knows that I touched this" We never heard from him again after that day

[@thelonelongma5603]

Police investigator: "it seams the victim was booped to death."

[@JM-dr4kj]

The “platform” Inteleon has is it’s tail

[@Azier18]

Retail platform.

[@loneweeb7829]

Azier18 DO NOT!!

[@elitusyeetus3222]

@@loneweeb7829 r/woooooosh

[@1tylerq127]

@@elitusyeetus3222 no, that's just a DO NOT, it indicates that this person has been hurt by the comment above theirs. So, the r/whoosh is on you now

[@PsychoDiesel48]

@@loneweeb7829 DO IT AGAIN!

[@friendlyinsurgentpassinthr3199]

Pokémon: *Releases new trainer* The internet: *Ara ara, trainer-kun*

[@21Raph___A]

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: *Gets a remake* Gen 4 Remake: *Am I a joke to you?!*

[@barrybend7189]

Is it the Red and Blue remake?

[@pchoo96]

@@barrybend7189 yes

[@barrybend7189]

@@pchoo96 yes I can play as cubone again and break boss encounters with two moves again.

[@Blossoming_Fate]

lets be honest... with how much we want Gen 4 remakes... its never going to happen... They're just going to do new stuff or remake other stuff so the complaints about a lack of gen 4 remakes is free publicity for the new blood who haven't played them, that way Pokemon will make more sales on their old games as well.

[@kyleoostenbroek4628]

honestly would of rathered the second mystery dungeon remake i enjoyed that one more than the first one

[@PeterJamesVillegas]

Literally Every Female Character on Anime: Revealed Rule 34 artists: **Heavy Breathing**

[@Hailstormful]

Hentai artist: **Deep breath** 10th form, Ink Dragon Dance! ...1 hour later, thousands of lewd pokemon drawings flood the internet...

[@chrishansen1842]

Literally any two male characters: **exist** Shippers: **Star Platinum S U C C**

[@nix294]

That is the Rule 34

[@seantaggart7382]

Rule63: *I'm here too!* (Because you know SOMEONE is gonna do it)

[@wadeconroy3467]

Marnie's just like: I really regret licensing my clothes and hairstyle to hijiki oka, now everyone looks like me!

[@ricardohoang8452]

Gloria: First time???

[@barrybend7189]

The goth fashion style: you'd get used to it.

[@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225]

She wouldn't say it like "licensing." She'd say _licensin'_

[@syuhaelailabdad7500]

Welcome To The Marnie Region

[@OneColdRepublican]

Waifu: gets announced Hentai Artist: aw shit here we go again.

[@francisbacon5897]

I would love to have a inteleon in real life he’d carry me in all my FPS games Also Gigantamax inteleons tail is the platform

[@wadeconroy3467]

Someone else thought that the gun was the tail, of course it's the finger with a water sniper

[@jessezslayers]

Is the Gigantimax Inteleon an expansion exclusive thing?

[@witchbladefan1]

@@jessezslayers I don't think so. I think it will be in an update.

[@mowloughtheawesome7735]

Jesse ZSlayers I believe it will be possible (but extremely difficult) to get it without the dlc

[@jessezslayers]

@@witchbladefan1 So it's not certain yet?

[@LadyRaccoonz]

Pokemon A Team: We cannot make every Pokemon in time for the deadline. Pokemon B Team: That's... Why I'm here.

[@feartheviolet5348]

Klara out here being Pokemon Shinobu from Demon Slayer

[@JohnDerick9427]

Fun Fact: Klara is a poison type trainer mixture of mitsuri and shinobu and kinda ironic because shinobu is a butterfly poison hashira😂

[@thatfierytas2699]

That is what I thought instantly

[@陳嘉宇-y4q]

Klara：全集中，蟲之呼吸，六之型，「戲弄」

[@陳嘉宇-y4q]

This sentence popped out in the first second when I saw the character

[@vivalanova555]

Welcome the two new rivals, Shinobu and Doug Dimmadome!

[@kingkeld8564]

G-MAX Inteleon actually does get bigger, well at least its tail does.

[@kamikaze6198]

I thought of sonething else

[@breadandbutter3917]

KAMIKAZE 619 with a “something else” like that, gmax inteleon wont have any issues getting all the lady inteleons

[@Memeraptor]

G U N

[@GolfStarFacts]

@@Memeraptor S N I P E

[@klee5531]

Marnie's outfit is behind him the whole video.

[@ToastNova]

HOLY HECCIN’ CRAP

[@black97_0]

Everyone: "intelion's max form looks dumb" Me: "it's called being a sniper. Look it up"

[@KB-wg5fl]

Black_ Fog I thought I was the only one that liked it lmao

[@WednesdayMan]

bruh the Gigantamax form might as well be a mega evolution. I actually think Gigantamax is really stupid, why does it exist? for most pokemon it's just mega evolution but larger, but for intelleon it could be a mega evolution.

[@black97_0]

@@WednesdayMan why did you do this Noone was talking about mega forms, and you brought them in Mega forms are over forever Deal with it So I politely ask that you take your "mega evolution were better /worse" opinion, and put it somewhere else We're talking about max forms here The door is open, let's go

[@danydady6851]

But aren't snipers supposed to run head first into battle fighting at close quarters?

[@thesungameplay574]

Dany Dady no

[@airashia.i.9305]

Noble: "Just what we need, more furries!" Me, a furry: "You fool, be careful what you say, you know not the powers you are playing with!"

[@anthonyoliver418]

Fake Marnine: “Lots of me!” Marnine: “What’s going on?”

[@tzushii4672]

Anthony Oliver Is that a phineas and ferb reference I hear

[@anthonyoliver418]

Tzushii Playz yes!

[@seantaggart7382]

@@tzushii4672 yes! nice!

[@nepnep5884]

Everything the light touches is lewded

[@sonicthehedgehog1606]

**darkness**

[@PurpleShadow108]

@@sonicthehedgehog1606 no. Why do you think the darkness want to destroy the light?

[@IceHeartAlpha]

what about that dark part? “thats already lewd by nature. born in it”

[@zaclittlejohn2701]

@@sonicthehedgehog1606 darkness has already been lewded for a almost a year & a half.

[@mightyll1975]

Hentai Artists: Make Klara art literally two hours after the reveal Me: I am so proud of this community

[@justinlindfors8512]

They want you to lewd her

[@ricardohoang8452]

@@justinlindfors8512 Well duh they also did it for most of the males' habits

[@magicenchilladas2109]

I'm not, 2 hours is twice as long as they should have needed

[@fork-man]

Im proud of you all

[@mayborneflower]

Who’s got the sauce on the image from the vid?

[@dad5draco]

"The meme quality is as high as his platform"

[@lavaavalon]

"Just what we needed, more furries!" -Noble 2020

[@Glacial_floofs]

Well they make great porn of Pokémon. Especially Pokémon x human

[@Steelcrow81]

@@Glacial_floofs Yes, yes they do and I'm grateful for it.

[@Glacial_floofs]

@@Steelcrow81 I didn't expect that answer. I'll say it on discord and everyone (including the furries) are just disappointed. Then again I've said weirder shit so...

[@Steelcrow81]

@@Glacial_floofs Eh, nothing wrong with a little weirdness every now and then.

[@karenbonds264]

Single Strike Ushifu: Akuma Rapid Strike Urshifu: Ryu

[@DragonKnight90001]

Right?!

[@vegetalover9297]

Garoh

[@slimehermit]

Fyi: Akuma or Gouken Ryu or Ken

[@whitewolf8780]

"He doesn't get bigger he just gets a platform" noble you do realize that platform is his tail right?

[@smitegrinder3854]

"Everyone likes Charizard." Me: I guess I'm nobody...

[@damiennightmaresx7950]

hes me taxi so I have to like my taxi driver -w- also Blastoise =3 anyway uhhh yea =D back to BANANA -w-

[@TheSporeman16]

I guess i'm a nobody too

[@shieldbreaker_1839]

Me too. Blastoise is better, IMO.

[@Azier18]

We're all nobody it seems.

[@smitegrinder3854]

Let us nobodies together!

[@Gfreak250]

2:10 I am so happy that I'm not the only one who nicknamed it Swiper 😂

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

Team Yell? *Nah* Team Marnie? _Y E S !_

[@GMOPsyche]

Actually, for some reason, the starters's equipment grow instead of them when they gigantamax. I have no idea why, all i know is my tall sniper boi is getting TALLER.

[@Fruitcupper]

"gotta catch em all!" *With your credit card*

[@Ryodraco]

You can get them by trading as well.

[@RebaHashiri]

Ryodraco those Pokémon are still locked behind a paywall. Someone has to still pay for that Pokémon to trade

[@armaggedon390]

Can't spell Game Freak without EA.

[@myndstic]

You can transfer from Pokemon Home

[@Ryodraco]

@@RebaHashiri Same for previous gens that needed Pokemon Bank.

[@brokenkandi9164]

3:37: Lost pause: Grookey can gigantamax. Me: So Rillaboom Isn’t real.

[@kirbycristiano1315]

Rillaboom: I got Drums!! Cinderace: I got a Big Fire Ball!! Inteleon: *Professionals have Standards*

[@Snakedude4life]

Watch, Galarian Ekans will be FIRE! 🐍🐍🤔🐍🐍 Also, they gave Inteleon a RIFLE! No step on SNEK!🐍🇺🇸🇭🇰

[@spindash64]

Snakedude4life I want Psychic Poison Galarbok. Would be slick

[@glimn4839]

I need an off-brand of Gloria (the protagonist) in a Marnie cosplay getting it on with the actual Marnie

[@vegetalover9297]

It will be done sone

[@yahboisquishy5561]

Second

[@sonicthehedgehog1606]

Oh god NO

[@ARTSONICFAN990]

Rule 34: Your wish is our command. 😈

[@yanderebeef5450]

Yes yes yes yes *Yes!!*

[@pef_v6107]

Slowpoke: eugh! Why am i being fed slowpoke tail curry? Appletun: first time?

[@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225]

I seriously doubt Slowpoke would care much for a discarded tail.

[@chewbyham9197]

Lol

[@PokemonPixelMaster]

4:46 Dissapointment: you should have said "just Charizard"

[@luigiwithashotgun2196]

“Im At Anime LA” Me: “Ala Ala Noble-Kun”

[@SatireGod]

Cinderace: stands on top of the evil sun from doctor who Inteleon: water Kirby Rillaboom: giant drums

[@barrybend7189]

Goron link: where's my drums?

[@thegoon3840]

“ItS jUsT a PlAtFoRm!” It’s his tail hentai brain

[@subjectnivleis7572]

5:40 Slowpoke: where are you going trainer? Trainer: uhhh Slowpoke: straight to hell!!! Lol

[@aaronzaharias9110]

Nobody: Literally nobody: Gigantamax intelion: it's over i have the high ground!

[@reshiramwings5000]

2:54 That is literally the Gen 2 Leer animation.

[@spindash64]

I still think one of my favorite versions of the meme so far is Gigantilax, since it doesn’t even get up, it just waves a finger to SILENCE the BRAND

[@pressu_re]

“Sees our new rival for sword” “Never have I been more proud”

[@David71502]

Well Inteleon doesn’t get bigger but his tail does. Yea that tower is his tail

[@WD_Gaster66]

Yeah, came looking for anyone that realized. Not many people did

[@Azier18]

Of course 😏

[@demonlewds]

Glad to see I’m not the only one who knew this

[@LowIntSpecimen]

not bigger, l o n g e r

[@theworld9533]

Noble: he just gets a platform!! Cinderace: *SWEATS NERVIOUSLY*

[@mike98244]

The Marnie Army will begin Marching soon....

[@KenanVonKaiser]

Psychic/Grass Legendary! Golisopod: *Laughs In First Impressive!*

[@l3nnozd]

3:43 me and the boys playing CSGO be like:

[@bobjoe9289]

Noble: "wish I could post off-brand on KZbin" :laughs in Nux Taku

[@JoshuaJonesTheKpoppingPanda]

*Pokémon Direct releases bundles of content* "Time for the artists to get to work and Noble to review them memes" 😎

[@EvelEyee]

Inteleon: I have the high ground! Rillaboom: You underestimate my ability to beat the drums. Cinderace: Don't try it.

[@jazy921]

"They're legendary birds so it makes sense that they look cool" But it doesn't make sense that they're no longer Flying type though

[@gawoopydawoopy758]

Penguins, Emus, and Cassowarys are birds and don't fly at all so meh

[@spindash64]

Rapidos is just waccing tho

[@ToastNova]

Moltres should be dark/flying with the flame body ability and articuno should get levitate

[@emilycook9847]

The Galarian Slowpoke recolor reminds me of the cotton candy popsicles you get from ice cream trucks. 🤣

[@aegisinferno7200]

Tilted that Sword gets yet another additional Waifu, whilst Shield gets a Bede knockoff.

[@ericriley1985]

@@jackfrost9512 True, but Sword has Bea so it's not exactly balanced.

[@thetoragod654]

Glad I got sword...😂

[@ernestmoore-murphy7628]

3:35 Rillaboom is now called Grookey, with his driant drum.

[@ARTSONICFAN990]

*Klara exists at **0:03**.* Rule 34: We found a new target. You know what to do. 😈 *Rule 34 artists getting to work at **0:13* Rule 34 at 0:18: Im so proud of you, men. 😈👍

[@sonicthehedgehog1606]

Oh no

[@ARTSONICFAN990]

@@sonicthehedgehog1606 Rule 34: Oh Yes. And guess who's next? Avery! 😈

[@ericriley1985]

@@ARTSONICFAN990 Avery is a he.

[@ARTSONICFAN990]

@@ericriley1985 There's male images on Rule 34. So he still counts.

[@ericriley1985]

@@ARTSONICFAN990 Yeah, I know. Just wanted to point it out since I've seen more than a few people thinking he was a woman.

[@ShdwRvr]

3:58 No. His TAIL, pun intended, get SO big and long, pun intended, that he can stand on it.

[@aaronnewman9135]

Nobody: Literally nobody: Inteleon: GUN

[@Psychomaniac14]

Special Move: Gun

[@ToastNova]

For his neutral special, he wields: GUN

[@mollytaylormnp]

Can I just say, you have one of the best smiles and laughs ever. Definitely have a new subscriber.

[@mrqkrakenp4183]

I miss the old background already

[@sirBrouwer]

but this version has a belt ready to be used.

[@dizzyheads]

I miss Maso Door..

[@sorinsnow3232]

Ok Im spooked Ive alway clicked off after the bye and never stuck around for an outro but im on mobile and minimizing to look at something just put it in picture in picture, and then i just felt this urge to say out loud "Otis you crazy mutha-" since the song popped into my head and then about half a second later... ITS YOUR F***ING OUTRO SONG

[@Xanith1]

Girl weeb has period "then the fire nation attacked "

[@Metodothis]

Earlier today I realized I ascended to a higher plane of reality when time literally slowed time and froze everything and then I blanked out and all the offbrand flashed before my eyes then time started and I realized that I almost fell when exiting my class. No joke

[@Trackaxion]

Teaser for Diamond/Pearl Remakes: Gigantamax Torterra/Infernape/Empoleon

[@Ryodraco]

4:00 The "platform" is actually it's tail which has grown to an incredible length.

[@notasoyboi1043]

That pic in 0:19 was from my man Boris

[@razorcloud1]

I tried to look up klara, with artist Boris. Came up with nothing. Can you provide a clue

[@battyboot7299]

I literally have ptsd of those damn rooms from demolition xD literally know the quickest way to empty every room within just 3 hours

[@mannycampos6885]

1:24 this dude needs some help tho

[@slytheguy6988]

He's hilarious. And that's why we love him.

[@elsiestuff2834]

Nessa and Sonia: you too? Poison type gym trainer:.... yes

[@pitchblack9053]

That new female rival is definitely a “Breath of thr Insect” user

[@patdav56]

Noble talking about the platform and him not getting bigger, not realizing it's his tail that is now 130 feet long that he sits atop of Honestly the thing I love of these gigantimax's is SPECIFICALLY that their bodies really dont get bigger, it's their extensions and abilities that do

[@kingkaiser95]

The first official time for me I saw of r34 klara was 28 minutes after the direct

[@syuhaelailabdad7500]

1:53 And That's How The Galarian Slowpoke Was Born

[@lukedelameter7961]

“And then there’s Galarian Slowpoke!”

[@edgarsintitulo4468]

he's *dead*

[@samuelschonenberger]

1:20 This is the Pokemon version of the Misakas Excited to see Marnie last order

[@sonarcha1711]

New female characters: *exist* Weeb's Speed rose drastically!

[@G3T_Racket]

This is it, folks. Calling a tail a platform is going to be the new "jelly filled doughnut" for the Lost Pause Channel.

[@deaconblues9178]

Spicy smoked tail hmmm sounds like miss kobayashi's dragon maid all over again

[@sovest555]

0:25 Not just any artist. That art style is clearly our lord and savior, Boris.

[@slytheguy6988]

Lmfao. That thumbnail is hilarious.

[@brucejedilee5290]

1:04 Your clones are impressive you must be very proud

[@I_am_ENSanity]

Feraligatr best starter!!! PS: Don't sugarcoat the corporate greed Noble.

[@darrylferguson3622]

Yong Yea did a good video explaining how greedy the expansion is

[@victorhugocosta1127]

He does his best to make any of the negatives of the game sound incredibly superficial and nitpicky, while venerating any positive thing they announce. It's pretty sad tbh

[@Konpekikaminari]

I, for once, am glad they went with DLC rather than their usual "fix, improve, and sell as a different game" they've been doing since gen 2

[@darrylferguson3622]

@@victorhugocosta1127 This is just my opinion, but while it is sad, i don't think he was trying to brush them off as insignificant, as Noble tends to try to be neutral on non-meme related topics.

[@In-ke8nr]

-Mmm... we need more pokemon...what we should do? -Ammm boss...in fact I had work in some new... -HEY WHAT ABOUT RECOLOR SOME POKEMONS!!! :] -You...are....a genius!! Its a fantastic idea

[@DSi381]

I think the "platform" Inteleon is perched on is really its tail.

[@deinfamous5293]

Gigantamax Rillaboom uses its excessively large drum kit as a platform Gigantamax Cinderace uses its excessively huge fireball as a platform Gigantamax Inteleon uses its excessively extended tail as a platform Coincidence?

[@DarkAngelJA]

That water starter type evolved form. Use him in a Modern Warfare meme

[@cromwellcruisertank2296]

1:58 Then Galar's Slowpoke was made in colaboration with Compile Heart

[@nikachu_i_choose5233]

The platform and part of the stand is his tail

[@sakurawillows8364]

None of the starter Gigantamax forms really change the base size much, they just get big things to sit on. Cinderace with the fireball, Rillaboom with the drums, however, Inteleon uses it's TAIL to make the platform, making it have the most size change of the 3.

[@scottbruckner4653]

HE'S SITTING ON HIS TAIL.

[@MysticG03]

Gigantamax Rillaboom: Giant Jungle Drums Gigantamax Cinderace: Giant Fireball with Floppy Ears Gigantamax Inteleon: Tail is 50 feet and becomes a platform and finger gets long

[@Phsyc]

Nobody... Literally nobody: Captions: Everybody is mourning now

[@DragonWhoFoundTheInternet]

Also did anyone notice that Inteleon’s FINGER is the gun? This is legitimately the ultimate finger gun gesture.

[@chaosglitch3109]

Gigantamax Snorlax: *Sleeps* Darkness: Can I hit it!? *Attacks* *The attack missed Snorlax* Darkness: TwT Kazuma: How?!

[@Jordi_NL]

8:02 Noble controlling Largo in Valkyria Chronicles ~2014 colorized.

[@goldturtleking3967]

Okay let's be real. Galarian Slopoke looks like he just got back from Disney World with golden Mickey ears.