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[@GoIdenbaum]

I love the Vader-esque Hail to the Chief.

[@Foxstab]

Pretty much, with the music to match.

[@bobloerakker7010]

He had his wig put on like vader, in that meditation globe thingy.

[@midgetman946]

Same

[@mcnamaraky]

"Love me some football." That line is still amazing 6 years later.

[@claymathewselevator8121]

Donald Trump definitely said that in real life 😂

[@SeyaDiakite7]

Member when Mr garrison was all alone with Mr hat

[@nida20011031]

I member

[@nandominus3025]

@@nida20011031 YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR MICRO-AGRESSION BRO!!!

[@BeanBag343]

@@nandominus3025 Hey PC Principal, if you care so much about tolerance why are you so intolerant of other peoples opinions?

[@nicknic28292490]

Ohh, I member!

[@MrPek-fe9fp]

Shooting Kathy Lee Gifford

[@spectrum838]

That intro music doh...

[@LennyCole96]

I figured the diplomatic strategy and negotiation room would've been in the Harry S Truman building

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Argue Complain Noisy People

[@hotelcartelradio]

It was but they moved it to the "dubya". The W. Bush wing.

[@mr.k7820]

5 years later, Mr. Garrison returned to South Park.

[@Rundik]

He will return some day

[@65FM1Edits]

how awkward will that be?

[@joshntn37111]

He will be back in 2024

[@cubah1]

That theme music is the best, I wish I could download it without the dialogue

[@damianp7313]

Just download the star wars version

[@MrPek-fe9fp]

Star Wars?

[@user-TheTrueGibly]

If your lucky enough you might be able to find the episode somewhere on the internet with audio/subtitle tracks still intact, meaning you can turn off the audio tracks of the characters speaking so its just background audio and music

[@user-TheTrueGibly]

But usually sound effects in south park episodes are grouped with the background audio so you can get rid of the dialogue but not random sounds like the jingling of keys when hes handed those ring of keys

[@Greenfield5150]

"Here are all of our military secrets and classified information." Man, that aged well.

[@leolimitedition]

“Love me some football”

[@ThatAnnoyingBird]

Why is Mr. Garrison president? I've been out of touch for about 2 years.

[@froggy-dude]

Why is Mr.Trump president? I've been out of touch for about 4 years.

[@CheulongSear]

first they want add Trump character . Then they said they dont give Trump time on their show. so they just create new Garrison Trump

[@NOOSEOfficer]

@@CheulongSear Speak proper English

[@lowlsqwid]

@@NOOSEOfficer no

[@pinstripe4254]

They wanted to parody Trump without putting Trump on their show so they made their most Trump like character (mr Garrison) into Trump

[@claymathewselevator8121]

Love me some football 🤣

[@fenderstratADHD]

That one Secret Service guy looks like John Travolta 😂

[@cwoo4819]

One looks like steven Seagal lol

[@mcnamaraky]

Tom you gotta come out of the closet like oh my gawd.

[@thecomedypilot5894]

I don’t know who that is.

[@mtp1213]

The capitol riots South Park special will be nuts

[@bonnome2]

They totally skipped that one, and the election episode :(

[@cooljackster7390]

@@bonnome2 there was a small reference to the riot where the Qanon “Shaman” was on the recent vaccination special

[@abrahamgarcia3885]

The Qanon special was about that. Sort of

[@robertlouis.8826]

you think they will show them killing Ashley?

[@plushymariobros6370]

Mr garrison the best president ever

[@intelligentspeculator7327]

I'm starting to suspect that this was a parody of Donald Trump all along.

[@adolfgaming1761]

It’s actually Biden if you look closely, maybe even Obamer but then again he’s got the glasses so maybe Trumpish.., wait what if it were Putin…

[@tizianovalicenti8432]

Are you crazy? what's next, misterion is a poor kid?

[@jaxsun72]

I can't wait for Friday at 10:00 p.m. for the new South Park! 🤣

[@annatar_tgd]

Where can I find that remix of hail to the chief in the beginning?

[@Katarinarabbit]

Hail to the commander and chief

[@capitandelnorte]

"here are all our military secrets" This did'nt age well.

[@FM-dm8xj]

and how did that work out? it aged pretty well.

[@palwatcher6903]

"they'll get him this time" part 69420 your comment didn't age well.

[@ArkadiosTheodulus]

@@palwatcher6903 If only orange man had your same confidence🤣

[@ItzSeannyy]

Related well

[@keepitkoolman]

​@@palwatcher6903hes been indicted 4 times since your comment

[@EldestBoy]

I hope he doesn't store those military secrets in his bathroom.

[@taiyakibeanz9363]

I want to be president. Ms. President

[@luciusanddraco]

Lol mr. Garrison with tan gold hair and better job

[@Blitzo8390]

I wonder what will happen to Garrison now that Joe Biden has become the 46th elect?

[@Ty-ie2mi]

Go back to "teaching" the boys in South Park.

[@Graf27green]

@@Ty-ie2mi PC Principal fired him. Maybe he will write another Book or live in a Cave again. And keep yelling "I'm still the President "

[@Ukaran]

He hasn't. 🙂

[@Graf27green]

@@Ukaran and whats this? kzbin.info/www/bejne/b3u2g6eqgNWZp5o Mr. Garisson has been Fired.

[@Caesar88888]

@@Graf27green he probably means biden wasnt elected

[@irenewainaina7234]

Oya.❤

[@user-uw1er9fg7p]

This was pretty accurate.

[@BaronVonMott]

The best part is, this isn't even animation. They just filmed Donald Trump during his first visit to the pentagon.....

[@fe90]

Hail to the King, Baby

[@vidda2000]

I can't believe a TV reality star had access to our nuclear weapons.

[@mgm57901]

Seemed to work out pretty well. That whole "WW3 is coming" really didn't work out well. Unfortunately, the media is almost never held accountable for fear-mongering.

[@mcgritty8842]

That’s ‘Merica for you. Home of the xenophobes

[@Edrian_is_Sincere]

@@mcgritty8842are they Xenophobes to all countries? Allies too? or just some…like enemies?

[@Mono_Entertainment]

Is that Mr. Garrison?!

[@BrandonPerez-pr4kj]

Luv me some football 😎😂

[@broden4838]

Well Garrison, you're in quite a dilemma in 2021. You got PC Principal's lackeys trying to shame you for your actions AND you have a group that you and the PC nuts hate wanting to get back at both of you. Let's see how many cruel tricks fate has in store for you

[@PlayNiceFolks]

"I heard they had headaches"

[@boopthemsmfan]

He minda looks like Mr Garrison NGL

[@GawrGurasBathTubPizza]

sunglasses are bigger then the eyeballs

[@clandestinetactical]

😂 Love me some football 🏈

[@Swansea-hu5ok]

Hasn’t anyone noticed how Comedy Central shows you a clip of the episode you’ve just seen, after you’ve just seen it, instead of showing you a clip of the next episode ? They’ve been doing it for years! Why Comedy Central ? WHY ?

[@TheJoeSwanon]

Love me some football!

[@igorlenik3637]

i want my own drone program...

[@antlife1930]

So now i could do whatever the F i want to now right ?

[@AntFaiellaArt]

Looks like Mr. Garrison is about to lose his job now.

[@homemalone244]

dey took er job

[@ukassoproductions2490]

And he'll be screaming about how he's really still president

[@jasperjepson6462]

Lol

[@mattt0231]

Mr. Garrison is trump confirmed

[@xanthromera]

Fake tan awesome.

[@HenriqueMiguelLopes]

Soon mr garison will be president again.

[@jackjackson376]

SP's being awfully quiet about Biden. They could build an entire season around that clown 🤡.

[@secondarycontainment4727]

Now do Biden... we'll all wait while some one changes his pants.

[@user-is3yo9ht1f]

Mr. Garrison turned it to Donald Trump

[@CandiedPage]

@0:50 that is dead on spot , USA having to solve the worlds problems

[@justanotherface6695]

Yeah, that sounds about right for the manchild posterboy.

[@MrMedukneusha]

so its your theme song?

[@dr.deadass140]

Bernie isn’t the president

[@kevinl8440]

MAGA 2020

[@dawsonsimpson4867]

MAGA 2020 build the wall!!

[@humuckachiki773]

@@kevinl8440 how's that going for you pal?

[@HollowNoFace]

🤣

[@LuisMagic760]

Next new President of the Philippines

[@koolaidman10574]

Tfw you get elected president

[@israelgarcia6615]

Funny how south park doesnt make fun of biden

[@grahamc3963]

Mr. Garrison needs a break..

[@loneliberation3483]

Makes you wonder, doesn't it? These writers are probably leftists.

[@Barholtworld]

Truly a great president

[@zocialix]

South Park does it again, pinpointed accurate satire. Oh and Trump? Espionage means death.

[@hugoman98]

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

[@duckmasterflex]

yes, you da man!

[@064razor]

hugoman 98 Implying amerca wasn't great to begin with

[@064razor]

Too bad. China beat America to the punch ages ago. Get with the times.

[@StephLP320]

trump is going to kill is all

[@alekssbelskis3544]

@@064razor it was but now the constitution has been ignored and there are too many laws and regulations.

[@janjansen6443]

It this would have been funny if they did this to all presidents but they single out Trump showing how biased South Park trully is.

[@Nuttyirishman85]

People still watch that show?

[@FortheThroneMoFo]

Obama: If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

[@DoyleHargraves]

2 more years, we can re-air this episode.

[@moistnugget4147]

Literally Trump in real life: "Oh strategy? Diplomacy?" Nah"

[@paulallen1939]

Not true

[@moistnugget4147]

@@paulallen1939 I'm sorry for your loss

[@paulallen1939]

@@moistnugget4147 My loss? xd

[@moistnugget4147]

@@paulallen1939 Well, I expect you voted for Trump? If so, I'm sorry for your loss

[@fuzzman9298]

trump was the stupidest president the states ever had

[@black_sheep_nation]

If only this cartoon had been fiction.

[@davecullins1606]

Just one my day _AND HE'S FINALLY GONE!_

[@robertlouis.8826]

All left by Obama. LOL

[@ADAMSIXTIES]

My guess is Earth will last until March. Anyone think longer?

[@_Andrew2002]

8 years

[@Zimmathon]

Well it's been a year and Earth is still here lol. Any take on your prediction?

[@quincyconnors9391]

@@Zimmathon We're going to burn slowly from global warming and die from the ensuing droughts and floods.

[@prayingpat6254]

@@quincyconnors9391 Nah, we got a massive virus instead.

[@BatailleRapTishort]

It lasted until 2020. Not a bad prediction tho

[@purpandorange]

Now imagine it's Hillary instead and feel a terror you've never felt before.

[@TheBluebird27]

*desperately trying to make a bad situation not seem bad*

[@purpandorange]

***** Only an autist can see how much Trumps been kicking ass and call it a "bad situation". Move to Cuba Commie.

[@TheBluebird27]

purpandorange He's not kicking any ass.

[@purpandorange]

***** 1000 Jobs saved, improved relations with Russia and the Philippines, TPP stalled, and he's not even in office yet. Yup, he's kicking ass, sit down, or stand up and go to Cuba.

[@TheBluebird27]

purpandorange all that has happened is talk. He hasn't saved 1000 jobs . Let the man get in office and "make America great again" and then talk your shit.

[@tennoshenaniganizer9234]

What have you Americans done

[@kgreen6723]

I wonder if Biden got that same walk in the same keys? we can all hope not

[@rocketassistedgoat1079]

Lol, I have NEVER encountered an intelligent Trump supporter...

[@markborishnikoff5485]

@@rocketassistedgoat1079 get with reality 😊

[@JoeyJame]

​@@rocketassistedgoat1079so anyone who criticizes Biden is a trump supporter in your mind?

[@jameslewis8227]

I wonder if people like you are aware that you completely misunderstand South Park. In addition, I wonder how long it will take before people like you realize you misunderstand practically everything concerning the objective reality the rest of us live in.

[@mcgritty8842]

@@JoeyJamethat would be a real terrible way to think… but that’s how Trump supporters feel. I’ve said I hated him at work and people assume I love Biden… why do I have to like either of them? They are literally the lesser of 2 evils… but both still are evil

[@billlumbergh9251]

Hilarious , cuz now things are worse.

[@charlie_deadOG]

They should’ve had general, Millie, sitting on xi’s lap. Little Chinese lap dog…

[@user-op4ft4yh5f]

year 2024 Trump leaked

[@dwannwilson1260]

Lol how we do our president in a nut shell

[@discontinuedchannel9957]

Here are all the roblox admin secrits and here your badge and power to ban anyone off the website here are the Ips love me some roblox ban power

[@totallynotaseaotter4946]

Mr. Garrison Isn't near as funny as he used to be. Bring back Mr. Slave.

[@killimanjar023]

idk what you are talking about this New season is amazing

[@xImmortalTechnique]

I member

[@ryanfink4206]

Member scissoring?

[@ryanfink4206]

iii iii Yeah, I member! Member tiddlywinks?

[@StarWarsAddict527]

He can be the first gentlemen!

[@jt7638]

This would have been helpful for BEFORE the election. I do not think it was ever put so succinctly as to how INSANE it was to elect Trump president.

[@UAVTVideoTeam-qi3pj]

Vote for Trump 2024

[@leonardo899]

I miss Trump.

[@georgehollingsworth2428]

You would probably miss the clap.

[@leonardo899]

@@georgehollingsworth2428 I miss not having wars. I miss affordable gas prices. I miss having a president who's not senile.

[@georgehollingsworth2428]

@@leonardo899 1. What wars are we in? 2. What, besides FOX NEWs, tells you that Biden is senile, or more importantly, that Donald Trump is not? I am a former Political Historian, and I assure you that among people that ought to know, Trump is EASILY ranked as the worst POTUS, bar none, in history. 3. Gas prices HAD to go up after covid, when no one was going anywhere, and with Russia attacking Ukraine. Biden is not responsible for that, and in any event, I am willing to pay higher gas prices if it helps Ukraine and hurts Russia. Trump got on his knees for Putin and Kim. He never met a Commie Dictator whose behind he would not kiss. 4. I suppose you are one of those who think that the election was "Stolen", right?

[@mcgritty8842]

@@leonardo899so you miss Obama then…. Gotcha!

[@leonardo899]

@@mcgritty8842 Obama loved murdering innocent women and kids with drones.

[@LordInquisitor701]

They sure have did something like this for Obama

[@user-op4ft4yh5f]

Trump president leaked

[@mandoboi]

Funny how South Park doesn't make episode bout how terrible your beloved Biden is...

[@mattboski2339]

Turns out Trump was actually the best president we've had since Reagan. This episode aged like fine wine

[@SomethingBizzare60]

Do you think a sobbing Nancy Reagan ever had to dislodge a bunch of jelly beans from Ronald’s throat because he tried to eat too many of them at once in an Alzheimer’s haze?

[@mcgritty8842]

Lol to actually think this means you’ve lost ALL touch with reality. I’ll pray for you to find your sanity

[@fattymcbutterpants9700]

Trump 2020

[@BoosterDuck9]

OWNED

[@strakk9994]

@@BoosterDuck9 lol

[@fattymcbutterpants9700]

@@BoosterDuck9 Not surprised he lost, evil always prevails.

[@andreastom1755]

@@fattymcbutterpants9700 I disagee with you, but at least you admit that he lost. Half the republicans i hear are following trump's allegations of fraud blindly

[@derekblackwell2601]

This did not age well

[@adukabu]

But that make up 😂 spot on