New Tempus Boys Causing Chaos On First Collab Already

[@hoodiesticks]

So the dynamic here is: Bettel: biggest ego in the room Flayon: just here to roast Bettel Shinri: exasperated babysitter Hakka: technically here

[@Fanimati0n]

He wasn't even roasting him half the time. He was genuinely complimenting him & Bettel took it as an offense because sarcastically complimenting someone is something *he'd* do.

[@SelecaoOfMidas]

Shinri: babysitter laughing/wheezing to death

[@Docely]

shinri wheezing at bettel the entire time is my new spirit animal

[@ivegotchu]

Every time one of them said "watch this", they immediately died right after lol

[@imjustalittlemag7743]

Learning the best from the Maglord himself.

[@ivegotchu]

@@imjustalittlemag7743 true true

[@redpandapowa]

"aim for the bushes?"

[@dodee312]

Hakka said to Bettel to have confidence before debut and my dude took it to heart “Watch this!” *immediately dies*

[@kabannoneko]

The sheer amount of hubris plus the immediate consequences in this whole collab is just precious.

[@Wilson-qf9sg]

Karma's working overtime this session

[@Fanimati0n]

Poor Flay isn't good at platformers & Bettel got immediately punished for teasing him over it multiple times. Those two are a fucking comedy duo

[@SivTeaze]

The dynamic is awesone, it feels like they know each other and have been playing together for a long time. Same with Altare and the boys.

[@CeobeEatsAGlowingRock]

Magni did say they were playing 5 years before they debut. Edit: I was wrong he was joking and im bad at catching them apparently lmao xD

[@raphaelm810]

Because they do. After the audition they're already grouped up in discord and they just play games to practice streaming and build up their chemistry while preparing for their debut. This process is speculated to take about 3-5 months. That's Yagoo's secret sauce right there.

[@N-Rod357]

Exactly, that's why I love tempus so much

[@EtanRedKnight]

@David Lyle (TheIronLion501) it is speculated that at least two of the second wave bois where originally part of the first one. But Cover decided to do the 4 man waves, so they put on hold those two and used the last selection period to find quickly the rest (thats why the lore video is like that).

[@sorensolstice734]

@@CeobeEatsAGlowingRock that was obviously a joke, BUT i think Axel said he first met the bros in March (5 months before their actual reveal), so maybe we can assume the same for the Vanguard boys? (So about Aug-Sep?)

[@jenwu6496]

I love shinri’s laugh or wheeze whatever you call it i love it so much

[@Kay_Sea251]

It was a wheeze. Chat on his stream (myself included) were reminding him to breathe

[@Leonlion0305]

I love Shinri is just wheezing the whole time, it's kind of wholesome. Like dad tagging along with 'em kids and kids are being silly

[@adamdapatsfan]

I was watching Bettel lose his fucking mind the whole time, and yet somehow he feels the least unhinged

[@ryanlorenzo5003]

Shinri's "Single Braincell with a mirror" roast broke me.

[@XykloneHL]

Shinri is having the time of his life and I love it

[@rei_cultist]

Everytime he wheezes I literally LOSE IT

[@jinjinjinrou]

red kusogaki, mlg birdman, magician of excuses, and a dad babysitting (on lifesupport)

[@Geth-Who]

Gav getting consistently Wile E Coyote'd is the best thing I've seen this week.

[@gamerboy7962]

What I got from this was: Bettel: "FFFFUUU-" Flayon: "Bruh, you're supposed to have Nagito Komaeda's Ultimate Luck!" Hakka: "What he said!" Shinri: 😂😂😂 *Wheeze*

[@-Raylight]

I love how everyone have a decent PNG, except Jasuke xD *_"I'm anything but gentle. I'm hard as hell"_*_ -Machina X Flayon 2k23_ Jasuke is terrified of Squirrel?? Oh no Risu will find a new toy... The amount of -sussy noises- wholesome moments in this one stream are amazing 🤣

[@Tizjiz]

I can’t wait for the Bettel and Magni collab. They both share the same fragile arrogance 😂

[@dalgona4819]

With Bettel's luck I don't think it'd go well for him XD

[@EpicNerdsWithCameras]

I am ready for the chaos.

[@yngmeka]

Fragile arrogance is the best and funniest way I’ve heard their personalities described LOL

[@artist0154]

just like Pekora... both are Starcream

[@WindStrike334]

I now live my life for Shinri's laugh.

[@aggraphine]

Bettel: MY CONTROLLER IS UNPLUGGED WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO Ame: he's just like me fr fr

[@TheMTwinny]

Shinri's whole time saying anything was 96 percent laughing and wheezing at Bettel's and Flayon's antics.

[@MetanteiTriforce]

I cannot stress hard enough the part where in the stream it was a rule that if Bees were used, they were to scream 'unleash the BEES' to ALARMING effect

[@conkle7955]

"I'm getting serious" - Bettel after dying for the 200th time

[@Jack-bn3bp]

Shinri's afraid of squirrels? The collab with Risu is gonna be wild.

[@marcusrimson6330]

I can just imagine the pure terror on his face as he talks to Risu

[@GoldRichness]

Imagine if Shinri has to sit through millions of Risu’s DN jokes. He’d be like what Kronii do to Vesper

[@gothryuu]

bettel losing his sanity every minute is the best thing ever

[@defeatableairman]

They all have such great chemistry already. Seriously, this collab was everything I wanted on a night I really needed it. Here's to a ton more great moments!

[@bulatbatoev6462]

4:42 my boi better be aware of Risu, otherwise she'd devour his nuts.

[@pizzaonpineapple]

Machina sounds like Fire emblem: Echoes character. Lol

[@fidela2727]

5:22 I really love this part. Bettel should have been able to win, but fate had other plans in the last seconds before the finish line. 😂

[@dalgona4819]

Watched the stream earlier, they were pure chaos indeed XD

[@largepurplemonkey]

So these are like the Rowdyruff boys, and Tempus Original Flavour are the Powerpuff girls? I feel like a Vesper & Shinri stream would just be the two of them laughing continuously - I can't wait!

[@kurokonatsuki3170]

Confirmed, Bettel is clown Magni. Wait, Magni is already a clown.

[@themaphiaboss]

if magni = clown, then bettel = clown²

[@Law-of-EnTropy]

Bettel is "if Magni, but plans"

[@imjustalittlemag7743]

Magni is the whole circus

[@casteanpreswyn7528]

@@imjustalittlemag7743 nah, that's Polka.

[@AJarOfYams]

@@casteanpreswyn7528 Clown tier: Magni < Bettel < Polka

[@Prich319]

If Tempus does a third season of Project Zomboid, it's just going to be complete anarchy.

[@rodrigolima4026]

I can't. Flayon's voice it's a perfect Kusogaki. I love it

[@jotarokujo12346]

man tempus is wild every member is crazy and i love it.

[@ashenblood]

4:40 Flayon is making me feel things and I'm confused about that

[@DarrenMelvine]

i hope someone make this in animation

[@PrismCasillica]

Pure chaotic sibling energy

[@andrewvalentine6977]

These guys are a riot. Very chaotic. Looking forward to seeing them collab with the rest of hololive.

[@Lucifyx]

its just like a typical bois gaming session and i love it

[@karlsangalang1623]

idk how to describe Bettel's Angry Scream other than it very similar to Marine's angry scream

[@oliversarmiento4878]

Flayon is the exact definition of a femboy who wants to be top... and you can't convince me otherwise!

[@smartdoge4626]

2:06 Did machina predict the future then hit the griddy on Gavis?

[@ghostshrimp5006]

These are sibling and you can convince otherwise

[@lory1050]

The atmosphere you breathe when watching this gen might be the closest thing to ever exist to SnapCube 🙃 They just emanate the same energy 💁

[@finleyforevermore]

They do!!! That is a perfect comparison!

[@agathamayra5045]

flayon is so gaki to me, i don't wanna call him flayon, i wanna call him machi 🥺

[@ReiseLukas]

I'm going to mix up machi with magni. I'm going to call him Flay

[@th3mllkm4n66]

I feel Machina X Flayon rolls off the tongue better

[@adrimarsink]

Shinri calls him Machi-chan. Well Flay said he doesn't have any preferences, so go ahead👍

[@Manilove223]

I just call him Machi mostly, Flay when in panic and he dies in games XD

[@terracottafred5126]

Flayon is the true embodiment of: “I am on no one’s team. I am on my own team.”

[@einootspork]

It's Ultimate Chicken Horse. Chaos is inevitable.

[@Kiriemy]

Its 3 kids and a dad on a playground

[@Manasama3ffect]

Alt title : clown, bird, lightning McQueen and a himbo have 4 some

[@ishiblack7497]

Machina is my fav from this group 🤣

[@Fanimati0n]

Mine too

[@einzweichschein]

The kusogaki SHOTA.

[@kyllernotkiller]

I watched every debut and videos but only in this collab I notest the new tempus group is called the "vanguard" because Shinri said it

[@adrimarsink]

Yup, we got the references later on: Tempus HQ (Headquarters): Altare, Dez, Axel, Ves Tempus VG (Vanguard): these guys.

[@misseirr]

i love them already

[@Fanimati0n]

Flay is so cute. Precious baby

[@taitaitenshi]

Why bettel screaming sound like gintoki😭😭😭😭

[@silentotaku8]

Flay is my fav :3

[@brokenspacebar9628]

Flay mignon

[@Law-of-EnTropy]

You mean *Machina X Flayon*

[@najmihasmid6569]

Machina x Crayon

[@MTGC888]

Flayon deez nutz

[@zenaneah]

Im loving them lately... Omg ..especially Bettel

[@wHiTeSoL1998]

Flay is literally a male kusogaki. Imagine him playing valo with kobo Brian and asparagus are probably gonna faint from it

[@serenarings]

They'd straight up fight

[@unfortunateapple3077]

Flay is a kusogaki but he's a softie. Kobo is still much more kusogaki than him, Ragus is even more kusogaki than Flay honestly. Ragus looks like a softie but he's a big troll (Ragus sometimes can match Kobo's kusogaki-ness that's why they troll each other). I feel the only one faint will only Brian 🤣

[@_skyfullofstars]

I LOVE THEM ; ^ ;

[@dasfinalgaming]

GODDAMNIT okay Imma start following the Tempus Boys they're hysterical!

[@pokeng]

We got another screamer bois

[@joshjo9405]

Magmo gjinka would basically be a clown girl

[@johnaron2235]

Flayon girly noises tho ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@dicevillas334]

[@johnsmith-ow3xs]

I can tell gavis this the vesper of this generation 🤣

[@jon-unicorn-doxxer]

why gavis tho? I think shinri tho..because both are good talk streamers and both boomers,,, I think gavis is more like Magni IMO....

[@weer2193]

Why does bettel scream like the scout from tf2????

[@zvkek8-zako]

Ayunda Risu: Oh Shinreeeeeeeeeee!

[@kasupy_barrett85]

Brostars 2nd season

[@intelli-gent9863]

Unleash the beeees!!!

[@avelynntan9689]

I like the fact that flagon defends Hakka because he did nothing💯

[@mrhailstone1810]

Gavis and Shinri seem like fun ones to me, Machina x Flayon on the other hand is too hyper for my taste but i see why people would like him. Not sure about Hakka yet. The collab was fun. but im really looking forward to a Shinri and Vesper Collab. That should be fun.

[@Fanimati0n]

Flay can be hyper or chill depending on the game. He sort of matches the game's tone.

[@jon-unicorn-doxxer]

well Hakka is the musician of the group...Holometal to be specific

[@mrhailstone1810]

@@jon-unicorn-doxxer im a metalhead myself but didnt really like his original song. i always wished for a metal singer in hololive but im not convinced yet.

[@Spedatr0n]

I love them

[@nujevad28]

As someone who veers towards comfy streamers (Ame, Ina, Fauna, Vesper), which of these could be classified as such?

[@itsame_20]

They just debuted to be fair, but most likely Shinri! Check out his debut, it’s basically a Zatsu lol

[@juampisito]

Probably Shinri

[@Keichuuuu]

Shinri for sure, cause in his debut he classifies horror games as a comfy stream.

[@dalgona4819]

Shinri

[@Luxy_st]

Shinri for sure!

[@turboyabo864]

bettel is the only one that hasnt said anything lewd besides his chat wanting to be name jesticles.

[@matthewkeen6281]

nice.,

[@hikigayamurakamo9340]

I don't know why. But.. I start to see Merlin (Fgo) start to become Vtuber

[@아핚핚핚-v5w]

Holojustice please play it

[@hiroibwah]

The other two members sound female Kinda sus

[@jon-unicorn-doxxer]

wait who

[@senny-]

Nah, they're just gay.

[@jon-unicorn-doxxer]

@@senny- gay as mean happy and gay person because they energetic,, or kiss your homie gay ?????

[@muhammadhamiz7318]

i dont like the red one.