Peter Earth-616: Lost his MJ Peter Earth-616B: Temporarily Lost his MJ Peter Ultimate Universe: Never once lost his MJ
@or6567ange4 ай бұрын
Original ultimate Peter: died by the hands of the Green Goblin only to be later resurrected by a super soldier serum
@antyep4 ай бұрын
@@or6567angeoh so that’s how it happened. Then he ran away with his MJ into the sunset.
@TabathaTMartin4 ай бұрын
Peter MVC: Lost MJ to an OC and got a Succubus hottie
@antyep4 ай бұрын
RYV Peter - his MJ and their daughter became a crime fighting family with him
@MichaelRodriguez-dw9rg4 ай бұрын
To be honest, I hope in the future the creator can finally give Spiderman 616 a better life
@DEADLYSTORM224 ай бұрын
The one universe where Peter and Mj are actually together and aren't having any problems from the writer's! 😮💨
@FranciscoJimenez-ng6wb4 ай бұрын
So far
@bridgerhibbert29934 ай бұрын
@@FranciscoJimenez-ng6wb Oi!! Peter B.'s been doing fine, last I checked.
@gitgud25234 ай бұрын
for now
@Den-n6n4 ай бұрын
WE BEEN WAITING FOR DAYS LIKE THESEE
@kayaanbedi55544 ай бұрын
Earth-6160 PeterMJ 🤝 Earth-616 ReedSue Happily married, with kids Seriously, these two need to crossover 😭
@JeremiahKelly-el5si4 ай бұрын
Spooderman didnt roast him he outright slaughtered him 💀
@MichaellaHermosa-hn7vh4 ай бұрын
can you explain Spooder Man Clash to me? Please
@NoHandle444 ай бұрын
@@MichaellaHermosa-hn7vh Spooder: You took MJ and said, Paul: I'm a man. Spooder: You slept with her and said, Paul: I'm a man. Spooder: She whispered in your ear and said Paul: *I'M A MAN!* * MJ is now a man* 😂
@antyep4 ай бұрын
@@NoHandle44 Insomniac MJ looks like one.
@Dan-ex6lc4 ай бұрын
It was a double homicide in the spider base where as a man named Paul and a man named Mary Jane was found lifeless with 3rd degree burns from their assailant
@JeremiahKelly-el5si4 ай бұрын
@@Dan-ex6lc 😭
@sephirothangel22024 ай бұрын
At least This Peter and MJ is better than MJ with Paul even Miguel would think Paul with Mary Jane would be even worse than an anomaly 💀
@Sodafus4 ай бұрын
Bro speaking fax 🗣️🔥🔥
@SuperMaxKakarotto4 ай бұрын
He would say: "I don't care how, but break this canon event!"
@gusgray19924 ай бұрын
MJ and Paul ARE an anomaly!
@SuperMaxKakarotto4 ай бұрын
@@gusgray1992 You two are the ORIGINAL ANOMALY!
@TabathaTMartin4 ай бұрын
Paul and MJ classify as SCPs
@TravisD.Plug4204 ай бұрын
Bro fell for the oldest trick in the book lmao
@TravisD.Plug4204 ай бұрын
@darkshadowx803 bro said all spiders have a canon event Writers with the ultimate universe: the fucks that gotta do with him....
@peeweemaroske86194 ай бұрын
@darkshadowx803 Can someone explain the "I'm a man" joke to me?
@ultimavishtein52694 ай бұрын
The whole point was to prove that Paul was a sad excuse of writing material that he would try hard to prove his relevance. Spooderman dared him, which anyone with brains should recognize there's a setup going to happen. Paul was arrogant enough to fall for it. First two sentences were to goad his ego, that taking someone else's partner and doing stuff while the main attraction (Spider-Man) was away saving the world, made him a man. The third sentence was the entrapment, which he walked right into but he can't avoid it since he agreed to the dare. The last bit on spooderman's part was the icing on top. Bottom line: Paul is the joke.
@peeweemaroske86194 ай бұрын
@@ultimavishtein5269 The part I'm confused with is the last part. I thought it was just to trick Paul into saying that MJ is a man. But then he said "That was Peter buddy".
@ultimavishtein52694 ай бұрын
@peeweemaroske8619 Because after spooderman tricked Paul into that third sentence, he then changed the script, stating that was peter who Paul slept with, not mj.
@edwardcruz95954 ай бұрын
Damn JJ is defending Spiderman 😂.
@awesomecat4584 ай бұрын
That's how bad paul is
@TabathaTMartin4 ай бұрын
Ultimate is the mf GOAT
@VulpisFoxfire4 ай бұрын
Meanwhile, all I can hear is Cave Johnson. :-)
@thegateguardian12014 ай бұрын
6160 Peter is the goat. A gift from The One Above All, Stan Lee and Jack Kirby made to grace our comic books.
@edwardcruz95954 ай бұрын
@@thegateguardian1201 Bro ur cmmnt makes no sense 🤮.
@RandomTrinidadian4 ай бұрын
Never i ever thought i would see J. Jameson backing up Spiderman. But Spooderman f**ked Paul up! 😂😂😂😂
@blastthechaos60834 ай бұрын
Jameson does come around Ultimate Peter and actually supports through the bugle after ultimatum.
@Sodafus4 ай бұрын
0:33 woah Jameson... This is rare
@TONYGILLEY4 ай бұрын
And none of the Spiders Roasted him 🤣
@Sodafus4 ай бұрын
@@TONYGILLEY Very rare, isn't it?
@FoxyTheHeroFox4 ай бұрын
@@SodafusJameson hated Paul more than Spider-Man is what i like to see 😂
@Sodafus4 ай бұрын
@@FoxyTheHeroFox LMAO! 🤣
@blackdemonknight4 ай бұрын
@@FoxyTheHeroFox The Bugle headline he made after this was 'Heroic Spider-Men successfully beated down the Menace Paul'
@cidlunius10764 ай бұрын
"Shut up Gargamel." That's a boomer loaded with insidious insults. 😂
@aleksandarvil57184 ай бұрын
💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥
@LethalProtector14 ай бұрын
First off i want to ask some questions here 1. Why is Paul still talking shit when his ass got buried to the ground 2. Why is Madame Web head still here talking shit 3. Who tf invited a demon into the spider society 4. Paul and MJ should not be even talking abt couples when their own relationship is bad 5. Dont talk to my buddy spooderman PAUL!!!
@pumpkintank81564 ай бұрын
Nobody invited mesphito which is why he got kicked out like Saitama (someone invited homelander tho)
@NoHandle444 ай бұрын
Not sure if Madam Web was roasting. She's actually right. All the writers keep ruining Peter just as things start going good for him. Every. Time. Peter used to own his own company. Now he's back to being broke.
@cidlunius10764 ай бұрын
After One More Day, Mephisto always has a seat at the Parker table, whether we like it or not.
@cidlunius10764 ай бұрын
@@NoHandle44They returned him to status quo, though destroying the company was honestly overkill. A lot of neat stories could have still come from it.
@kayaanbedi55544 ай бұрын
Paul is like Namor Both are idiots 🙄 Both tried to steal the soulmates from two geniuses (one succeeded 🕷, the other failed 🧠) Both are very unpopular (Paul is with fans, Namor is within the superhero community. Even Blade doesn't like him)
@Horingus-ds3ht4 ай бұрын
This is pure and rightfully assasination for Paul, LMAO
@akashdey90303 ай бұрын
Ahhhhh it feels like my flames of revenge has finally quenched
@vitaminc98604 ай бұрын
Bro gave Mephisto a cameo just to have him roast B. Parker's ass.😂
@Gboi-h1o4 ай бұрын
After that the strongest spiderman comes out of nowhere and cooks him
@josevillanueva29444 ай бұрын
To bad ultimate didnt said something to roast madame web, but probably she will be roasted by her bad predictions from Deadpool and Venom movies
@Aces11154 ай бұрын
Not the strongest the 6 Strongest@@Gboi-h1o
@AxelFeitz4 ай бұрын
@@josevillanueva2944 didn't want to waste breath or roast material on something irrelevant and forgotten.
@oceanberserker4 ай бұрын
@@josevillanueva2944Seriously. Who invited that hctib back?
@pedrojulianes82264 ай бұрын
"Peter the Beta Parker" Im sorry, but that made me laugh so much HAHAHA
@peeweemaroske86194 ай бұрын
Peter B Parker: Paul I may have one child. But one real child is better than 2 fake illusions.
@spidermanreborned864 ай бұрын
because it's bad to say but it's true in into the spiderverse at least Peter B. did something in across the spiderverse he did practically nothing except look after Mayday -_-
@spidermanreborned864 ай бұрын
@@peeweemaroske8619 but as we know he only has it because Peter 1610B died and then in into the spiderverse he met Miles as the new Earth Spider-Man 1610B because otherwise Miguel made us clearly understand that it was Peter 1610B who should have Mayday since he was still married to MJ and not Peter B.
@peeweemaroske86194 ай бұрын
@@spidermanreborned86 Yeah. But why are you going into detail. The whole point is to roast this non canon and fanfic character. The Amazing Spider-Man Renew Your Vows is where it's at baby.
@nightmarearcade26634 ай бұрын
I love how, Spooderman always has some of the best roasts and everyone just falls apart because of it. They don't expect too much out of him but when he hits, he REALLY hits.
@ILucilfer114 ай бұрын
Paul: What did I do to you, Jameson? Jameson: Probably just existing. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@SuperMaxKakarotto4 ай бұрын
Hahahahah! This is something else
@TabathaTMartin4 ай бұрын
Paul's mere existence is enough to make Thanos snap his fingers again
@emmanuelojurongbe24694 ай бұрын
@@TabathaTMartin Not even Thanos would waste time on worm like Paul
@kyleshepard31394 ай бұрын
Might need to check if Jameson has the symbiote cause there was no hesitation Just straight VENOM
@sougotokiwa84394 ай бұрын
*cue Jameson laugh.* 😂
@smorphous89284 ай бұрын
you know its good when even Jameson of all people say you're a bigger menace than parker XD
@Nikorasu10484 ай бұрын
Ultimate Spider-Man: "One more thing Paul, unlike yours my kids are still around. Now you and Mj both take a page out of their book and disappear already"
@joshualake99464 ай бұрын
That or “Unlike yours my kids actually exist”
@Nikorasu10484 ай бұрын
@@joshualake9946 That's good too
@emmanuelojurongbe24694 ай бұрын
@Nikorasu1048 Ultimate Spider-Man: At least I did something useful than your whole appearance
@amirulaqashahamree74534 ай бұрын
@@joshualake9946Damn!!!
@ProverbialTurtle4 ай бұрын
Dude a loyal and a loving MJ to Peter is so beautiful and a Chad and handsome Parker? Damn. Ultimate Spiderman is **THE** Spiderman. And once again, screw Paul.
@antyep4 ай бұрын
Screw Marvel. They better not mess this one up just cuz they have a hard-on for Peter’s suffering
@ProverbialTurtle4 ай бұрын
@@antyep Facts brother. Matter of fact I wish they'd turn this around by making him end up with a Black Cat that's changed her ways for him. Twist things up a bit with some character development and make him realize that there are better partners for him than the usual damsel.
@ToxicVex2674 ай бұрын
Paul: you can’t even catch a thief. Me: says the guy that indirectly cause the destruction of both his race and planet.
@kingdon77954 ай бұрын
I would be happy if ultimate MJ became spinneret. 😊
@antyep4 ай бұрын
@@kingdon7795 what and the kids became Spiderling and Spider-Boy? lol
@Thehonouredone-x5z4 ай бұрын
Paul:what did I even do to u Jameson Jameson: probably existing Miles:DAMN Me: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
@claudiob92774 ай бұрын
3:00 spooner man you never cease to amaze me 😂
@omegasurge32774 ай бұрын
last video he did that imagine dragon joke and I almost laughed to death
@RavenLakeStudios14 ай бұрын
The symbiote spidermen laughing made that even funnier
@MichaellaHermosa-hn7vh4 ай бұрын
can you explain Spooder Man Clash to me?😊
@bryanvillanueva88614 ай бұрын
Spooderman is the greatest burn specialist in the entire spider society
@lucas096br44 ай бұрын
Not even jameson tanked that joke lol
@captainhuntank79634 ай бұрын
Bro even JJ decided to get in on roasting paul, ignoring the room full of spidermen and even complimenting one for a successful marriage, thats when you know paul is screwed, this entire arc should be just every spiderman roasting the hell out of paul for existing
@TheIronWarlockXIII4 ай бұрын
You know crap has officially hit the fan when your worst critic/enemy sides with you against a bigger menace to society.
@GTX9999-94 ай бұрын
2:21 Captain Universe Spiderman coming in clutch.
@aerickmon33504 ай бұрын
God had to come down and put the devil back in his place for a second time
@emmanuelojurongbe24694 ай бұрын
Earth 6160 Spider-Man: At least I look like a Gigachad and not have a frog for a face
@kataveonevans62244 ай бұрын
Miles: GOD DAMN!
@simounluz50634 ай бұрын
"What did i do to you, Jameson" "Probably just existing."
@Verander3694 ай бұрын
Seeing Paul get what he deserves is beautifully hilarious. It truly is something else.
@jacksono12544 ай бұрын
"Probably just existing" Goaaaad Dammmn😂😂😂😂
@cxcfm4 ай бұрын
Peter B. - Well jokes on all of you. I worked trough my crisis and MJ and I are now raising a kid too. Ultimate Peter - That's awesome, would you like any tips? Peter B. - General stuff would be great...but May also has powers. Ultimate Peter - OHHHHH 😯 Peter B. - Don't worry, I've got the powers covered. Thanks for the help man. Ultimate Peter - No problems, man *They hug like bros*
@peeweemaroske86194 ай бұрын
@@cxcfm The 2 Spider-Men to have a family with Mary Jane. Along with The Amazing Spider-Man Renew Your Vows.
@Deadpool-mcu20243 ай бұрын
Even J.J. defended Spider-Man
@DestinedSpace_YT4 ай бұрын
2:52 the absolute best burn to exist, and the funny part is: it's just reverse psychology!
@MarvelSonicFan044 ай бұрын
2024 Ultimate Spidey's the goat
@3rdDantetherapist4 ай бұрын
One of, RYV and USM actually had happy endings
@peeweemaroske86194 ай бұрын
@@3rdDantetherapist Yeah The Amazing Spider-Man Renew Your Vows and the Ultimate Spider-Man universe comic is where it's at baby. Renew Your Vows is the true canon story. A lot of people seem to forget about this masterpiece.
@3rdDantetherapist4 ай бұрын
@@peeweemaroske8619 It's Painfully slept upon
@jayson47144 ай бұрын
2:59 spooderman never fails to make me laugh with his roasts😂😂😂😂😂
@voltage41764 ай бұрын
2:37 WILD💀
@BlazeFiresoul4 ай бұрын
Man had ZERO hesitation.
@Den-n6n4 ай бұрын
Ultimate Spiderman is actually what my dream was for Spiderman, finally.
@ZoanBlade904 ай бұрын
1:10 "At least, I *have* a kid."
@peeweemaroske86194 ай бұрын
@@ZoanBlade90 Peter B Parker: I may have one child. But one real child is better than 2 fake illusions.
@RamtinGholizadeh20064 ай бұрын
I truly enjoy seeing paul get roasted.
@danteblackboyjoy53284 ай бұрын
I Just absolutely love when they Roast Paul and Somewhat MJ its like à family réunion 😂😂
@phantomlm4 ай бұрын
Peter b actually is living a decent life
@peeweemaroske86194 ай бұрын
@@phantomlm Yeah I would have had him say this. Peter B Parker: Paul I may have one child. But one real child is better than 2 fake illusions.
@JayRedGear3 ай бұрын
@@peeweemaroske8619 Miles: Damn!
@lordofcinder7844 ай бұрын
3:06 GAWDDAMN
@mari-fy2gt4 ай бұрын
the “Goddamn!”‘s from Miles kills me everytime 😂😂😂
@peacockterumi5284 ай бұрын
Yo you know you are in the wrong when even James decides to step in to defend a spiderman. XD
@lumpystilskin53674 ай бұрын
What's funny is JJJ now has a soft spot for Spidey after he found out his secret identity
@MExperiences4 ай бұрын
Love how Cosmic Spider-Man came just to bury Mephsito, literally.
@BretBeall-k5tАй бұрын
The second paul tried to call out Spider Goat was the moment I knew Paul was going to die in more ways than one
@NightflowerGames4 ай бұрын
oh damn that last burn :) lol
@cts92544 ай бұрын
J. Jonah Jameson saying something nice about a Peter Parker and that Peter getting JJJ's respect? Finally! About darn time J.J. actually liked a Spider-Man!
@sharpshooterjames88914 ай бұрын
Strangely enough, in the main 616 universe, JJJ hasn’t hated Spidey for a while after his dad married aunt may and finding out who Spidey was. He actually became one of his biggest supporters
@cts92544 ай бұрын
@@sharpshooterjames8891 Wait...WHAT?! 🤯
@libantube-on8kw4 ай бұрын
@@cts9254 And i swear there was a comic were they were temporary friends and even jjj invited peter to a podcast.
@cts92544 ай бұрын
@@libantube-on8kw There's something similar to that, and it's Zenger's Spider-Man AI voices video, but JJJ is his usual self ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@GabrielHoadley2-je9es4 ай бұрын
Thank you cosmic Spider-Man
@DEADLYSTORM224 ай бұрын
The goat we needed!
@GabrielHoadley2-je9es4 ай бұрын
@@DEADLYSTORM22 Straight Fact😎
@Mario-s5z3o4 ай бұрын
2:08 me- huh doomed to fail like your movie oh wait that already happened
@SillySmiler-bi2yy4 ай бұрын
DAYUM 💯💯💯💯
@Majimba4 ай бұрын
Miles:GOD DAMN
@RaiginAnimator4 ай бұрын
The best part of this was 0:50 Ultimate Mj and Peter Were not Loooking for smoke They were chill and these assholes couldn’t help themselves so they got packed up
@hatty24-74 ай бұрын
Kind of want to bring in Ultimate Peter from the comics and have everyone basically console him on how the writers screwed him over (looking at you Bendis) for diversity hire Spider-Man, Miles Morales. (Love Miles, but he used to basically be a stale personality and Bendis said he created Miles because he thought his adopted daughters wouldn’t look up Peter because he was white. Still cool we got a black Spider-Man though)
@jakew61623 ай бұрын
Imagine if OG Ultimate roasting Paul
@scorpionblue48864 ай бұрын
0:48 NO! THAT IS SOLID SPIDER!
@thomaselliottjohncampbell30244 ай бұрын
Jameson defending a Spider-Man and saying something that doesn't bash the web head for once, now that's a rare sight, rare but welcome i can't remember the last time he did that, the only other time i can think of is from the Raimiverse in 2004's Spider-Man 2 just before Raimiverse Peter took his suit back to confront Doc Ock
@vwin91124 ай бұрын
0:08 I mean yeah…but then one forgets there still the threat of Mr. Maker(evil Mr fantastic)
@UltimateSpiderEditz4 ай бұрын
3:07 had me laughing with the Spiders and JJ.
@malcomalexander94373 ай бұрын
Honestly, Spiderverse Peter and mainline Peter would have interesting reactions to Ultimate Peter: He's 30ish, he willingly chose to become Spider-Man (no accidental spider bite), his uncle Ben is still alive, he's married to MJ and they have two kids, Harry Osbourne (who he only recently met) gave him the power and responsibility speech, his daughter came up with the color scheme of his suit, he didn't make any of his gear as it came with the suit, he's only been Spider-man for maybe a year, and his very first suit might be his universe's version of the Venom Symbiote given the AI uses we as pronoun.
@marcuskeen53704 ай бұрын
Ultimate Spiderman: Hey Paul at 'MY' kids are real and not something created unlike yours.
@DianObsidian4 ай бұрын
Damn!
@peeweemaroske86194 ай бұрын
@@DianObsidian Peter B Parker: Paul I may have one child. But one real child is better than 2 fake illusions.
@morganuhl99924 ай бұрын
"Shut up Gargamel." Ultimate had ot get a custom made Tombstone For the guy Damn
@SuperMaxKakarotto4 ай бұрын
Jameson and Tobey Spidey would say: Hold up, let Ultimate Cook 🕷🗿
@edoreamsa57274 ай бұрын
Devil : I will never let Peter have good Life Cosmic spider : do you what happen to the last guy who threatened us the last time ?! Devil : ( Fuck )
@ghostxreaper35254 ай бұрын
Can we get both ultimate spider-mans to roast the hell out of paul.
@a.u.g.m.a.s4 ай бұрын
THAT LAST BURN WAS A FLASHFIRE GODDAMN😂😂😂
@TheAmazingPeterB4 ай бұрын
Peter B. Parker is my one of my favorite Spider-Man, we need to see more of him. Also I am glad we put Paul 6 feet under for the third time 🤣😂
@fennekinflameboy10204 ай бұрын
The roasting Paul trilogy or we should call it Saga or Arc, Who Knows how Long & Big it can goes LOL 😂
@ScamMan934 ай бұрын
I'd think it would be cool if Ultimate Peter brought his Uncle Ben to the Society. It would either be wholesome or hilarious
@reymondcardona57004 ай бұрын
I want to see Spider-Man noir have a turn to roast Paul next please and thank you
@Justmyhandle4 ай бұрын
I worry that, being from another generation, Spider-Man Noir might go a little too hard with the inappropriate language. You don't just start throwing around insults like calling someone a "hard-boiled turtle-slapper". Even for the hottest of roasts, there need to be SOME boundaries. The last thing we need is for Mr. Noir to get cancelled.
@reymondcardona57004 ай бұрын
I actually want Spider-Man noir to say this to Paul Spider-Man Noir: Paul you got rizz for MJ right Paul: yeah I get more rizz then you do Spider-Man Noir: that funny while you have rizz for one girl and that's MJ meanwhile my theme music has more rizz then your dumb looking face Miles: god damn The other Spider-Mans all laughing
@TheIronWarlockXIII4 ай бұрын
@@reymondcardona5700 Bully Maguire: This is something else...
@samuelkohi44152 ай бұрын
Slice of FUN use Peter Parker from Spiderman: Life Story. He grew older with his MJ and has two adult kids.
@passiveaggresso88174 ай бұрын
J.Jonah Jameson actually taking Spider-Man’s side is no anomaly… it’s a miracle 🥹
@kayaanbedi55544 ай бұрын
Earth-6160 Spider-Man and MJ need to go on a double date with Earth-616 Mister Fantastic and Invisible Woman + Richard, May, Franklin and Valeria involved
@cold_gojira57434 ай бұрын
One of the few times where Jameson is the hero we needed
@raedgonzalezspideyfanboy4 ай бұрын
I love the new Ultimate Peter Parker and the new Ultimate Mary Jane Watson
@raedgonzalezspideyfanboy4 ай бұрын
@darkshadowx803 that is facts 💯💯💯
@peeweemaroske86194 ай бұрын
@@raedgonzalezspideyfanboy They are awesome. But I prefer Peter Parker and Mary Jane Watson in The Amazing Spider-Man Renew Your Vows. I hope The Spectacular Spider-Man show comes back. Then we can finally have the relationship between Peter Parker and Mary Jane Watson done justice in animation.
@demetruisoluh20594 ай бұрын
Bruh Jameson and spooderman hit a combo on Paul🔥🙏
@dreadkalibur16134 ай бұрын
The ima man bit was gold.
@aleksandarvil57183 ай бұрын
2:37 Jonah Jameson: 😂😂😂
@darkwinter20094 ай бұрын
This channel is goated and all. And it is good to see Paul finally get put in his place for being the disgrace he is.
@LethalProtector14 ай бұрын
Thank you ONE PERSON!!!!
@MARVELFNandRL4 ай бұрын
“She woke up and whispered in your ear…” “I’m a man” got me dying AND going down 6 feet under 😂
@Cyberskullxx4 ай бұрын
Finally I knew Mephisto had to come out to play one way or another, all spider man should roast and drop him.
@connorbrazington-lang24014 ай бұрын
I love how even Jameson joined in roasting Paul.
@HaremArchon4 ай бұрын
Let's hope Miles of 1610B can say the same after BTSV 1:36 He does kinda look like Gargamel 1:45 Don't forget Rami MJ
@JxstWaffle4 ай бұрын
Spooderman has been roasting the living hell these past videos
@rolandov87614 ай бұрын
Wow this is the first time I ever see Jameson being nice to a Spider-Man. Especially Ultimate Spider-Man. I love this channel and roast. Ultimate Spider-Man is the true goat! Love the comics. I still love how they roast good for nothing Paul. 😂❤
@JibraanSalmanАй бұрын
“Must be a glitch in the multiverse” “or mabey he’s finally mellowing out” HAD ME DYING😂😂😂😂
@inkchariot61474 ай бұрын
More Paul Abuse, this is cathartic.
@JahaziriO3 ай бұрын
I love this part 1:37
@JahaziriO3 ай бұрын
I also love 2:23
@eshleon46094 ай бұрын
Spooder man got to be have the funniest line ever, first the "imagine dragon thing" and here we are "I am man", had me cracked for 2 mins.
@LG_random4 ай бұрын
Yooooo even Ultimate MJ is better than the other MJ 💀
@LG_random4 ай бұрын
@darkshadowx803 Yeah
@peeweemaroske86194 ай бұрын
@@LG_random Ultimate Mary Jane is freaking gorgeous and a great support. Just like how she was in the original comic.
@LG_random4 ай бұрын
@@peeweemaroske8619 Nice
@LG_random4 ай бұрын
@@peeweemaroske8619 I bet that she must have a lot of r34
@peeweemaroske86194 ай бұрын
@@LG_random Ultimate Mary Jane and the Renew Your Vows Mary Jane is what the character must be.
@TBAunknown4 ай бұрын
New ultimate Peter is the goat
@demonangeltheo4 ай бұрын
I wouldn't be surprise if Deadpool shows up to roast Paul and MJ because he's tried of Paul to the point that he's being serious because that's one of the most scariest things you can see, because if someone like Deadpool isn't cracking jokes you know you've messed up.
@kaydenbarksdalegaming4 ай бұрын
I like how Ultimate Spiderman Peter Parker and MJ roasted Paul and MJ
@Mike-vz6xg4 ай бұрын
2:55 Best part!!!! LOL😆
@brendynmills14774 ай бұрын
Let’s all agree Paul needs to forever like stops existing and no one ever draws him again
@fardeenfaraaz49483 ай бұрын
Cosmic Spider Man : - Swoops In - Roasts Mephisto - Buried him 6 feet underground - Refuses to Elaborate - Leaves
@dddoomsaurace23504 ай бұрын
"Existing " is crazy bro wanted all that smoke
@ZenlousHarrison4 ай бұрын
Paul was so quick to roast, he's jealous and scared of ultimate Spiderman
@peeweemaroske86194 ай бұрын
Most definitely because Ultimate Spider-Man actually has 2 real kids. His Ultimate Mary Jane is drop dead gorgeous.
@takeruneverborn47404 ай бұрын
Cooking with the Goated Ultimate Spiderman 6160 ❤️❤️❤️💯💯💯💯
@Brazillian_monster4 ай бұрын
bro paul, was getting so much roast, that even the soil where he was buried would be infertile just because he is in it.
@spidermanreborned864 ай бұрын
the problem with MJ 616 is that when Stan created her he didn't think of her from the beginning to be Peter's life partner, that's the point, Stan initially thought of Gwen as Peter's life partner, it's Conway who wanted to all costs MJ in that role because he liked MJ more, in fact after he killed Gwen he reformed MJ to marry Peter, the fact is that the initial characteristics with which Stan had thought of MJ (that is, that she was only the one who created havoc in Peter's love life) never went away completely, which is why we got to the point that the wedding was canceled because as much as MJ always supported Peter, deep down she always wanted him to hang up his costume so he could stay at home with her and no longer make her worry (just think that even in 2002 during the period of the stories with Morlun MJ wanted a separation), even if they give back at Peter 616 the marriage with MJ 616 we will always return to this point one day because she's like that, the new Ultimate MJ and Spinneret on the other hand were created from the beginning to be the wives of their respective Peters so that component of... let's call it "either you stop being spider-man to be alone with me or I'll leave you "it's not in them that's why those two versions of her are perfect while the 616 one and every other one do nothing but change their minds every 5 minutes
@kahlequeen4 ай бұрын
Ultimate Spider-Man Chad 🗿🔥
@aleksandarvil57183 ай бұрын
2:57 - 3:07 😂😂😂
@TheMaskGamer20073 ай бұрын
"I'm a man" 😂
@0bviously_Mat4 ай бұрын
Not the "your so irrelevant even uncle ben wouldnt waste his last words on you"😭😭😭
@MARVELFNandRL4 ай бұрын
3:06 I’m a man at this timestamp got me dying 🤣
@misaeltrujillo42924 ай бұрын
3:09 that shi had me rolling 😂😂😂 hold but where’s earth 313 Spider-Man
@zycienapodkarpaciu91834 ай бұрын
Letting Paul roast you is worse than letting Uncle Ben die