A book like that will be really useful in real life I need that book if I ever want to rizz my crush 🥰 (My crush isn't real)
@ZyGuy4 ай бұрын
I did not expect to see Ben Tennyson in this video!
@vulcanrampage40154 ай бұрын
I mean Paul literally made MJ into Ben 10 knockoff. It makes sense why he's there lol
@burstmoon42864 ай бұрын
@@vulcanrampage4015so true😂
@BennettTaulbee-cr3em4 ай бұрын
@@vulcanrampage4015I literally commented that on one of his previous videos.
@aimanishtiaq-jt7vi4 ай бұрын
It's hero time!
@BennettTaulbee-cr3em4 ай бұрын
@@vulcanrampage4015 I wanted to see Ben say, “ I can literally transform into the gods of my universe, and Alien X is not even top 3 in power, can you transform into a goddess? Seems like it’s one with the power of bed hopping, you must be the female equivalent of Zeus considering how many times you just switched partners on the fly.”
@rururu4324 ай бұрын
"I sleep in a big bed with my wife" Carried the same energy as: "Teacher casually suplex's a kindergartener."
@BennettTaulbee-cr3em4 ай бұрын
@@rururu432 let’s face it, Peter could actual do that to Paul’s kids, but it would end up fixing them by destroying their brains.
@peeweemaroske86194 ай бұрын
@@BennettTaulbee-cr3emLet's face the fact that Peter does make something amazing in his big bed with his wife. A real child. One real child is better than 2 fact illusions.
@YfnFNAFGCTuber4 ай бұрын
@@BennettTaulbee-cr3em
@mainuddinhasantasiv65234 ай бұрын
Dude he roasted the whole room with that line
@peeweemaroske8619Ай бұрын
@@mainuddinhasantasiv6523He would have destroyed everything if had this little bit in there "I sleep in a big bed with my wife where we conceived a baby together". I would love a video where Spider-Man and Spinneret team up with Ultimate Spider-Man and Ultimate Mary Jane.
@BestBeastWarrior4 ай бұрын
“Ben 10 called he wants his watch back” that had me laugh almost to death 2:46
@SwaggyDr1pL0rd4 ай бұрын
Funny too cause he was there too and started roasting Paul as well
@blackdemonknight4 ай бұрын
@@SwaggyDr1pL0rd Yeah so technically that wasn't a lie but the truth XD
@Chowukong4 ай бұрын
I mean He Make his own mj into gwen knock off so it True
@Zrs38204 ай бұрын
😂 That was too savage.
@RandomTrinidadian4 ай бұрын
Spinnet and Ben came out swinging and Jackpot and Paul never saw it comin' 😂
@SOULNINJAable4 ай бұрын
*insert last surprise by Lyn Inaizumi*
@peeweemaroske86194 ай бұрын
Don't forget Spiderling.
@nathanprice94514 ай бұрын
Nah the fact paul was cooking for a moment and the spoder man just put him back in the ground is hilarious
@BennettTaulbee-cr3em4 ай бұрын
@@nathanprice9451 and Ben set Paul up perfectly for the finisher. I think Ben’s going to fit in just fine, and he’s already a pass of sorts for membership because of spider monkey.
@HeWhoMurksWithOneLeap4 ай бұрын
@@BennettTaulbee-cr3em Ben gets in on sheer clout. Being one of the characters voiced by Yuri Lowenthal.
@BennettTaulbee-cr3em4 ай бұрын
@@HeWhoMurksWithOneLeap no, I think he’s got the right to join in, considering the gauntlet is a poor man’s version of his watch, and Paul ripped off Azmuth, a being thousands upon thousands of times more intelligent than Paul and 10 times shorter than him. He’s Got a reputation to maintain, along with the integrity of Azmuth’s invention, especially his greatest, Ben’s watch.
@peeweemaroske8619Ай бұрын
@@BennettTaulbee-cr3emLet's not forget that Peter did top the knock off gauntlet. He invented a device that can take away anyone's powers temporarily or permanently, a cool looking suit that allows him to share his powers with MJ and the best of all. Spider-Man conceived a baby with Spinneret.
@BennettTaulbee-cr3emАй бұрын
@@peeweemaroske8619 that last sentence alone cooks 616 MJ.
@Runafest_Comics4 ай бұрын
2:20 Jackpot: you may have spider powers, but we've got everything else Spiderling: Except a kid that's real.
@TheIronWarlockXIII4 ай бұрын
Venom: HOOOLYY SSHIII- **BOOOOOOOM!!!**
@harryunderwood93874 ай бұрын
Real kids, a man that has an actual personality, a reason for her powers being such an integral part of her character.... an actual character, stop me when I list everything she's missing.
@RSpirit964 ай бұрын
@@harryunderwood9387 Don’t forget about a reason to be a hero or saying that she wants no part of it
@supergenesisstation19914 ай бұрын
All heroes of the marvel universe: "Get your own damn powers you shameless copycat!"
@Un3arth3dDragon984 ай бұрын
@sliceoffunanimation I need this comment in the video. I need the kid roasting Paul this badly
@TheNunchuckChampion4 ай бұрын
Spooder Man keeps burying Paul, it's like Paul can't learn his lesson. Cool to see Ben 10 here. #ITSHEROTIME
@LethalProtector14 ай бұрын
Exactly like bro just die already or send in cosmic spiderman to permanently ban him
@supergenesisstation19914 ай бұрын
Only thing missing is seeing MJ/jackpot getting what paul has gotten multiple times.
@peeweemaroske86194 ай бұрын
Spooder man: "Paul" we have buried you so many times. You have your own graveyard.
@OladipoShalamath2 ай бұрын
My theory is that Spooder-Man can't count to 6 so he keeps burying Paul only 2 or 3 feet deep and he crawls back out to get buried again.
@rushmaverick19234 ай бұрын
“Face it MJ, you’ve become a jackpot nobody wants to hit.”
@ShaneDouglas7134 ай бұрын
DAAAAAAAAMN 😂
@shintaro7974 ай бұрын
HOOOLLYY SHIITT🔥🔥🔥🔥
@antyep4 ай бұрын
Miles: GOD DAMN!!!
@shintaro7974 ай бұрын
@@antyep Man set off about three thermonuclear bombs with that comeback🔥
@codysonic13 ай бұрын
More like a Bust
@FnKingYT4 ай бұрын
I didn’t expect that random explosion 😭 4:53
@burstmoon42864 ай бұрын
That roast was powerful bro😂
@teddgrizz23384 ай бұрын
One of the biggest, nuclear roast on this channel. Next time, stop stepping into the roast zone, Paul. Your ego can't handle the burns that come your way, Mister No-Rizz.
@mmmnah76844 ай бұрын
Sent Paul TO THE STREETS AND BLEW UP THE BLOCK
@TabathaTMartin4 ай бұрын
That line was *PEAK*
@teshindax36834 ай бұрын
& with that (Classic) Unreal Tournament SFX, that was PEAK
@CEWinick4 ай бұрын
First Saitama, Morrigan, and now Ben 10! Dang the crossovers get better and better especially the roasts. Now get Archie Sonic in here to complete the chaos burns. Great episode as always.
@nickter745thebold84 ай бұрын
Who’s Archie Sonic,
@CEWinick4 ай бұрын
@@nickter745thebold8 Sonic The Hedgehog published by Archie Comics. Basically the strongest version of the blue blur.
@SwaggyDr1pL0rd4 ай бұрын
@@nickter745thebold8the strongest version of Sonic the Hedgehog
@markwilson40784 ай бұрын
Let’s not forget Superman, Omni-Man, Homelander, and Batman. That crossover with all four of them in was got me hooked.
@ณัฐสงวนราชทรัพย์4 ай бұрын
There's Nightwing too 😂😂😂
@kaydenbarksdalegaming4 ай бұрын
1:44 Ben Tennyson Has arrived in the spider society
@g.n.a48714 ай бұрын
Bruh just pulled up out of nowhere
@antyep4 ай бұрын
He has to. Chin Jane stole his gauntlet
@infinitestarfighter4 ай бұрын
I welcome this ever expanding crossover
@burstmoon42864 ай бұрын
We need more crossovers like this
@peechitmanuel66634 ай бұрын
Ben 10 2008 no doubt it
@badfrog174 ай бұрын
4:55 BRO THIS MADE ME CRACK SO MUCH BAHAHAHHAHHAA
@ZoanBlade904 ай бұрын
"Oh, you're a hero alright. Just not a super one." MJ: "What's the difference?" *"Presentation!"*
@henrymalloy13444 ай бұрын
* omniverse epic music intensifies *
@tahatale82084 ай бұрын
We really need megamind in this series
@ZoanBlade904 ай бұрын
@@tahatale8208 Megamind roasting Paul *would* be fitting, wouldn't it?
@tahatale82084 ай бұрын
@@ZoanBlade90 absolutely, good sir
@ZoanBlade904 ай бұрын
@@tahatale8208 Paul does kind of remind one of Hal Stewart, doesn't he?
@tytheaniman4974 ай бұрын
“Ben 10 called. He wants his watch back” that girl is COLD!!! Change her name to Spider-Savage!😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@peeweemaroske86194 ай бұрын
We should have Spiderling and the kids of the Ultimate Peter and MJ team up and let "Paul" get roasted by real children from a Mary Jane. Fathered by the Peter Parker's.
@CS081294 ай бұрын
@@peeweemaroske8619an army of Peter's kids united for one goal?.... Chaos. Beautiful chaos
@Arcticafoxis3 ай бұрын
@@peeweemaroske8619everything goes according to plan😈😈😈
@kaydenbarksdalegaming4 ай бұрын
4:53 Venom just blown the entire spider society
@burstmoon42864 ай бұрын
Venom was so shock that he had to announce it out loud😂
@saulschimek76804 ай бұрын
Not even a Senzu is gonna help with the burn
@RotterHeils4 ай бұрын
@@kaydenbarksdalegaming Venom knew this comeback must be heard over the multiverse
@CS081294 ай бұрын
@@saulschimek7680forget the senzu, the DragonBalls wouldn't even fix that damage
@BennettTaulbee-cr3emАй бұрын
@@kaydenbarksdalegaming not even DBZ Abridged could fix that in any way.
@Brazillian_monster4 ай бұрын
lol omg paul really likes to show off just to get even more roasted, he really is a comedy 😂😂😂😂😂
@Jasobroc874 ай бұрын
DAMN!! Spidey from Earth-18119 just "nuked" Paul to hell with that roast at 4:53!!!
@LethalProtector14 ай бұрын
Bully Maguire just keeps on cooking and grilling w these roasts and books
@ShaneDouglas7134 ай бұрын
FACTS
@bringiton4drago3714 ай бұрын
4:52 there is no way to recover from a response like that.
@soniczeromkx4 ай бұрын
Nah dude....at that point I'd rather stay dead than even try to fight back
@ToxicVex2674 ай бұрын
Such a casual response but absolutely obliterated him.
@peeweemaroske86194 ай бұрын
@@ToxicVex267 "Paul": I sleep in a lab. Do you? Renew Your Vows Peter: I sleep in a big bed with my wife. Where we made a real child.
@randomboi2424 ай бұрын
Jackpot: I have a gauntlet Thanos: Is that so?
@RotterHeils4 ай бұрын
@darkshadowx803 Nah. Thanos doesn't share styles
@BennettTaulbee-cr3em4 ай бұрын
@@randomboi242 Ben: Funny, I do too, and it’s original unlike Jackpot’s,and it’s been improved with each new version, and gotten more powerful. Paul, you say you’re a genius, but you had to copy off the work of an actual genius the size of a frog who is the smartest being in four galaxies and possibly a fifth. And you’re not even top 15 smartest in your universe, even Azmuth’s assistant is smarter than you, and he made a flawed version of the omnitrix that’s still more powerful than your dollar store bargain bin copy.”
@RotterHeils4 ай бұрын
@@BennettTaulbee-cr3em Azmuth: Stop this Benjamin. We must not fall on their level. The Omnitrix was created as a tool to bring peace in the galaxy. Not as an I-created-the-most-OP-hero-ever weapon.
@TerminatorGundam3004 ай бұрын
@darkshadowx803 Thanos: "And what are you WITHOUT the Gauntlet? Me, I'm still Hulk level strong with intelligence that makes Earth's tech look like grade school science fair. You Jack Pot without the Gauntlet? You're just the worst MJ variant with a comedy show reject for a husband having a marriage that's about as toxic as the Star Wars sequels"
@BennettTaulbee-cr3em4 ай бұрын
@@RotterHeils Ben: Azmuth, Paul literally plagiarized your invention. You should be getting in on this yourself. I have every right to, cause MJ ripped me off.
@Zrs38204 ай бұрын
I think it's more funny when your realise that the VA for Peter in the Insomniac Spiderman games is voiced by the same VA for Ben 10 so him being in the spider society actually makes more sense then Paul being in it 😂
@rui15174 ай бұрын
At some point Doctor Strange gotta come in, tell the Spiders to beat Paul up and hold the bastard down while he binds Jackpot and disarms the gauntlet Paul made for her. Then Miguel asks what he's doing, and Doctor Strange would say: "Removing the little spell Paul and his father put in her head."
@aozorahaou26434 ай бұрын
That be the most extreme retcon Marvel would ever pull with MJs character
@theunknownartist5214 ай бұрын
@@aozorahaou2643they should.
@rui15174 ай бұрын
@@aozorahaou2643 Everyone hates Zeb Wells' run and his self-insert. I doubt anyone would give a shit 🤷🏽♂️.
@aozorahaou26434 ай бұрын
@@rui1517 I welcome it ANYTHING to restore MJs character and her relationship with Peter
@johnplays76004 ай бұрын
It really is telling that the best thing mj could think of to one up spinneret was "I hAvE cOoLeR pOwErS tHaN yOu," only for her powers to be a bunch of powers she stole from other heroes.
@aozorahaou26434 ай бұрын
And it's all random
@RSpirit964 ай бұрын
@@aozorahaou2643wait, are you serious?
@aozorahaou26434 ай бұрын
@RSpirit96 Yeah literally an Omnitrix with a randomizer function in its base design
@antyep4 ай бұрын
Even though she can keep rolling for powers when she doesn’t like the ones she get without any consequences, it’s still stupid. DC has a character kinda like this only better.
@codysonic13 ай бұрын
@@antyep Reall who is this character?
@TheGamingChefKen4 ай бұрын
Jackpot: I have every marvel superhero power Ben 10: cool I have over 1million aliens that can rival that.
@Chowukong4 ай бұрын
Me: And yet you can’t even Revive Paul who is already dead in 616 spiderman comic
@codysonic13 ай бұрын
@@Chowukong HE'S DEAD?! WHEN?!
@Chowukong3 ай бұрын
@@codysonic1 in comic when symbiote Spiderman punch through hole in Paul stomach that why if I remember
@TheAmazingPeterB4 ай бұрын
How is Paul still alive after getting roasted for the 1000th time lol
@thecatplayer96844 ай бұрын
More importantly,why does he even come back knowing it will happen again?
@NickyYey4 ай бұрын
He is a canon event
@NickyYey4 ай бұрын
@@thecatplayer9684he is a canon event to every spiderman
@kylehonora64684 ай бұрын
@@thecatplayer9684Because paul just doesn't know when to quit!
@teddgrizz23384 ай бұрын
@thecatplayer9684 because he got determination. But his roasts just keep getting weaker and weaker. The Spider Society needs to throw him and his MJ out soon. That'll be the real "Jackpot"
@ronnice2able4 ай бұрын
Paul stay down !!!! Your cremated at this point!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
@peeweemaroske86194 ай бұрын
Spooder man has buried him so many times. He's made a whole new graveyard.
@gustavoperotto2174 ай бұрын
Vergil: And you MJ, why are you calling Jackpot? Because you stole Dante's line style? Foolishness
@@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec Nero: Jackpot, really? More like Crackpot, your just worst variant of MJ with knockoff Omnitrix and all my Devil Breakers. MJ: Nero: And Paul, without her, your just Deadweight of the Marvel Universe, even Nico made technology better than you. Paul:
@UltimateSpider13854 ай бұрын
Seriously, Paul needs to go to therapy more often than losing his mirage of kids. GODDAMN!!! -BANGING SOUND
@77wolfblade4 ай бұрын
Mephisto is that therapist. Or at least one in disguise.
@Christopher-cu5sr4 ай бұрын
This roast should be in a video😂
@RocketPower954 ай бұрын
4:54 😂😂😂 I lost it Also, Spooder-Men and Ben 10 keep hitting W's
@BennettTaulbee-cr3em4 ай бұрын
@@RocketPower95 Spooderman’s just headhunting at this point, and Ben is his well trained apprentice.
@RocketPower954 ай бұрын
@@BennettTaulbee-cr3em yep, That's pretty much the case 😆
@a.u.g.m.a.s4 ай бұрын
"I sleep in a high tech lab!" "I sleep in a big bed. With my wife." XD
@peeweemaroske86194 ай бұрын
Where we made a baby.
@bluesnake17134 ай бұрын
And the old fashion way than a test tube.
@aleksandarvil57184 ай бұрын
Venom: *HOLY SH*T !!!* 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
@bluesnake17134 ай бұрын
I guess illusions can have kids, because illusion wanted them back. Guess Spider-Man wasn't the only victim of theft.
@codysonic13 ай бұрын
@@bluesnake1713 Wait what???
@bridgerhibbert29934 ай бұрын
4:11 - Look at little Paul Jr. Smart enough to make tech in a lab, but still needs his wifi to support his husbandwidth.
@ericyee82764 ай бұрын
Paul does realize, Spider-Man has packed up multiple superheroes, from Wolverine, the entire fantastic four and the phoenix powered colossus and magik
@bluesnake17134 ай бұрын
There's a whole lot go on. Timing would be a long one. If living long for it.
@SpardaAlucard14 ай бұрын
Venom with the UT 2004 announcer Holy Shit floored me😂😂
@silverblade3574 ай бұрын
2:15 Wow. They really went and made MJ the ultimate Mary Sue. This is Eric Cartman energy with, "I have the power to have all the powers I want."
@ShaneDouglas7134 ай бұрын
That's Zeb Wells for you
@GeekX30104 ай бұрын
0:13 I always hoped that Peter would form his Spider-Family with MJ. She was the girl I shipped the most with Peter. Some people may disagree with this, but that's just my opinion.✊🏻😓
@alucart54954 ай бұрын
Namoral vei em quase todo o vídeo que tem Ben 10 eu encontro você como e possível
@WetzforLife4 ай бұрын
Most writers and fans do as well. She's not the perfect one but she is the one that is the most often shipped with Spider-Man.
@peeweemaroske86193 ай бұрын
@@WetzforLifeYeah The Amazing Spider-Man Renew Your Vows and the new Ultimate Spider-Man universe proves this.
@sephirothangel22024 ай бұрын
The spider society just gets crazier every time
@stanleywolanyo4 ай бұрын
Venoms hoooly sh*t plus the explosion got me 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@megaraptear66314 ай бұрын
Unreal Tournament Annoucer reference!!😂 holy shit! I miss that game so much!
@justanannepfp98144 ай бұрын
I just LOVE how Bully maguire is like their Spider Messiah, every spider looks up to him and no one confronts him BULLY MAGUIRE THE G.O.A.T
@Simgor24 ай бұрын
Didn't think it was possible to take Venom's already classic Holy sh*t response up another notch but you did. Well done. 😂
@kaydenbarksdalegaming4 ай бұрын
5:04 Spooderman kicks this roast hard
@Jasonanimates5464 ай бұрын
Paul: I’ve never seen anyone so pathetic MJ: Have you tried a mirror? 💀
@bluesnake17134 ай бұрын
He probably doesn't to not knowing he's been seen as one for who knows how long.
@The_Haeven_Walker4 ай бұрын
Wait until the Japanese Spider Man drop in with the giant mech.
@LeonZero84 ай бұрын
Do You mean Spider Gundam 😂
@duyas16284 ай бұрын
"I am Spider-Man, I'm an emissary of hell"!
@ItzKahlia_OfficiallySoft4 ай бұрын
Hell yes please let him be in the video please😭
@TheIronWarlockXIII4 ай бұрын
Yes! And then have him interact with Peni Parker and have them compare notes with both their mechs.
@Nero_Eclipse4 ай бұрын
Oh damn! We need a Peni Parker and Japanese Spider-Man team-up stat!
@JeSsE10mCcOy114 ай бұрын
And Spooderman delivered the killing blow...again 😂
@Divine_Trunks4 ай бұрын
SPOODERMAN IS HIM 😂🔥💯
@martc09654 ай бұрын
No matter how much Paul does from just being a husband, becoming buff, being a scientist, and making MJ overpowered He'll never receive love from the fans, even when he does more than just be an origin to disaster
@BennettTaulbee-cr3em4 ай бұрын
@@martc0965 Jonah: and Peter did it before him. They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Or is it just desperation?”
@martc09654 ай бұрын
@@BennettTaulbee-cr3em Paul: what did I ever do to you Jameson?
@BennettTaulbee-cr3em4 ай бұрын
@@martc0965 don’t know, probably just existing.
@martc09654 ай бұрын
@@BennettTaulbee-cr3em PS4 Miles: GOD DAMN!!
@bluesnake17134 ай бұрын
I'd choose Peter over Paul. I mean someone existed long and like what, dude only been around like what, days, a month?
@everstray74824 ай бұрын
I love it when Paul is the main target... his face after a heated roast is the best.
@antyep4 ай бұрын
It’s funny how this all started just to roast Miles’ Colgate suit, but Paul became a more important target.
@JollyNator4 ай бұрын
And Jackpot, your gauntlet? Thanos called, he wants his Infinity Gauntlet back.
@wildtiger3974 ай бұрын
2:06 for a second there I thought MJ dressed up as Quattro Bajeena from Zeta Gundam lmao
@wgs56434 ай бұрын
3:00 Of course Paul would be SNITCHIN
@fnafmasters74894 ай бұрын
HOLLY SHIT THAT WAS AMAZING!!! I felt like the temprature in my room was gettin higher and higher with every response, but final one from Peter totally knocked me out.
@herogrim4504 ай бұрын
2:30 Jackpot: I have the powers of every marvel hero Spider-man 18119: but do you have this hot woman in a big bed with you?! I think not!
@BennettTaulbee-cr3em4 ай бұрын
@@herogrim450 Spider-Man 18119: and I also don’t potentially have a disease by jumping from guy to guy. But it’s always been an open question about you regarding, just like your legs. You feeling itchy? You should probably get tested. You might spread your mediocrity and bullshit to someone else.”
@peeweemaroske86194 ай бұрын
Or a real child?
@samularsaber79434 ай бұрын
@@peeweemaroske8619 Or a better costume
@peeweemaroske86194 ай бұрын
@@samularsaber7943Yeah the Spinneret costume is great. "Jackpot's" costume just looks like someone put together after not getting a real jackpot.
@bluesnake17134 ай бұрын
Or the tiger. What? It's true.
@shadowwilson72824 ай бұрын
Such Rizz should not exist! I need those Bully Maguire books!
@jamesbaggett72234 ай бұрын
That “Holy Shit” from Venom was legit
@Abdrei694 ай бұрын
3:57 ngl i was kinda expecting Jin Woo to pull up after that line😂
@MegamanZerogamer-rb1te4 ай бұрын
"Ben 10 called he wants his watch back" that was cool
@midnightdemon91864 ай бұрын
2:21 Spider-Man: That's good, I've already defeated them all respectively.
@MrCool947214 ай бұрын
Paul: Miguel the spider society has gone full circus act Me: coming from the star clown himself
@Universeknight100554 ай бұрын
Mary jane get roasted by another mary jane again.
@famaplay4 ай бұрын
The 4:50~4:57 with the unreal tournament HOLY SHIT was max burn, but: 1:37~1:44 DAMN its like perfect parry that 1 hit ko bosses, and: 2:37~2:42 GODDAMN into the sunnnnn boiiiiiiii
@peeweemaroske86194 ай бұрын
This is freaking awesome. Finally The Amazing Spider-Man Renew Your Vows has been acknowledged here. Teaming up with Ben 10 is brilliant. Showing what a real superhero Mary Jane is and Ben 10 showing them what a real gauntlet is. All we need is for them to team up with Ultimate Peter and MJ. Both pairs bring their kids. These 2 Parker families will roast "Paul" so much that he wishes he was wiped by the astroid that killed the dinosaurs. Spider-Man and Spinneret: Hey "Paul" we just have one kid. But one real kid is better than 2 fake illusions. Ultimate Peter and MJ: Hey "Paul" our kids and yours should have a playdate sometime. Oh wait. We forgot. They were never real. Peter at 4:47: I made a beautiful baby with my wife and a device that took down Regent. Someone who actually had the powers of the most powerful Superheroes. "Jackpot": You've got the powers of a spider. We've got everything else. Spinneret: Yeah everything except the love from fans and a real child.
@jayson47144 ай бұрын
4:53 A burn so brutal that it's not even worth coming back from💀💀💀💀💀
@pantherteen19974 ай бұрын
2:44- 2:47 she ain’t wrong 😂 ☠️ 2:48- 2:49 DANG! The kid was taught well
@brickzoneanimations83954 ай бұрын
OH DANG THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE BIGGEST ROAST THAT PAUL AND MJ ARE GONNA GET FROM THE SPIDER-FAMILY!
@peeweemaroske86194 ай бұрын
Renew Your Vows Peter and MJ: We may have one child. But one real child is better than 2 fake illusions. Ultimate Peter and MJ: Our kids and yours should have a playdate sometime. Oh wait. We forgot they vanished before your very eyes because they were never real. "Jackpot": You have spider powers. I have everything. Spinneret: Yeah everything except a real child.
@brickzoneanimations83954 ай бұрын
@@peeweemaroske8619HOLY DAMN!!
@kannan0711 күн бұрын
1:54 captain kuro ahh pose, makes sense considering the things he did in his world that were supposed to feel "sorry" for him for
@pantherteen19974 ай бұрын
5:09 and spooderman just ended this man’s whole career. YET! AGAIN
@DaveMiller60424 ай бұрын
3:49 Well... that line hits a bit differently after learning about what Paul did to his father.
@Marc-oy2ph4 ай бұрын
You mean on past issues or new? He's dead meat🤬🤬
@inkkid3764 ай бұрын
2:54 Chill out ben, you still the H-dial son lol.
@tokyo-v94644 ай бұрын
Shujinko, come roast the heck out of Jackpot, and show her who's the REAL Jackpot
@JaGotSwagg4 ай бұрын
Fun Fact: Ben 10's VA is Yuri Lowenthal
@awesomecat4584 ай бұрын
Yep both spider-man and ben 10
@aleksandarvil57184 ай бұрын
@@awesomecat458 Tom Holand is gonna be Spider-Man and Ben 10 BOTH !!! 😮😮😮
@ShaneDouglas7134 ай бұрын
4:53 *C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!* 🚫 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@GeekX30104 ай бұрын
0:46 Why do most of these Spiders have the Tobey Maguire Spider Symbol? I know he was the Eternal Spider-Man, but I'm just curious
@dayvonlouis51874 ай бұрын
🤔his disciples maybe
@yan135024 ай бұрын
Me If I was in the Spider-Society: "Oh yeah Paul, congrats. You saw deathly threats and instead of fighting them yourself you send your wife who never fought in her life doing it for you. Husband of the year ladies and gentlemen."
@Corvo8924 ай бұрын
2:37 Miles Morales: God damn! Me: Holy shit!
@Corvo8924 ай бұрын
Dante Seeing MJ using jackpot name: What hell is this?
@trongnhannguyen6674 ай бұрын
Miguel: Ben tennyson you shouldn't be here Ben tennyson: Yes i am transform into spider monkey
@JasonRock-ll7rv4 ай бұрын
Nah just scan venom
@Mechamaster264 ай бұрын
@@JasonRock-ll7rv good point
@Chowukong4 ай бұрын
Ben 10: and also even my va also voice one of your spiderman too so why am I not here than
@trongnhannguyen6674 ай бұрын
@@Chowukong You have a point
@Noah-uw1kb4 ай бұрын
Cosmic spiderman:imma put some dirt in you're eyes
@wgs56434 ай бұрын
4:32 Bro is NOT Captain Kuro
@Chowukong4 ай бұрын
Who is that ??
@ashtonbyrd36864 ай бұрын
@ngawangchokden4351 one piece villian.
@wgs56434 ай бұрын
@@Chowukong He had claws on his fingers so he lifted his glasses like that
@Chowukong4 ай бұрын
@@ashtonbyrd3686 oh thnx since it been years one piece episode been going and I forget the og villians
@ashtonbyrd36864 ай бұрын
@ngawangchokden4351 no problem dude, it’s fine. One piece has definitely been going for a long while actually so some of the older villians are hard to remember sometimes lol.
@Masonthebaconhair4 ай бұрын
Paul: I've never seen anyone so pathetic. "Have you tried a mirror?". "Damn!!" Got em
@skyisthelimitproduction74364 ай бұрын
"jackpot" Dante called wants his catchprase back
@TheIronWarlockXIII4 ай бұрын
Vergil: No he doesn't.
@BennettTaulbee-cr3em4 ай бұрын
@@TheIronWarlockXIII Dante: You can keep it, goodwill dumpster Ben 10, it’s probably become as infected with mediocrity as you are, along with some other things.”
@darkroninmarvel4 ай бұрын
Spider-punisher (yes, that's a variant that exists): you're a colorful bunch Paul: hey, Shadow the hedgehog called, he wants his edge ba... *spider-punisher shoots Paul in the head* Miguel: WHAT DID YOU DO!? Spider-man: what should be done
@cidadaoanonimo69034 ай бұрын
and then the whole spider society applauds.
@TheKujouSara54 ай бұрын
Miguel: Wait a minute kid, you need to be a spider to be in spider society. Ben: ¡Spider-Monkey! Miguel: ... Ok, your win.
@megaman374564 ай бұрын
HOLY SHIT EVEN BEN IS ROASTING PAUL NOW! Paul: I even gave her a gauntlet that gives her the powers of every marvel superhero! Ben and Kevin simultaneously: That's cute. Anakin Skywalker: I DON'T HAVE SUCH WEAKNESSES!
@BennettTaulbee-cr3em4 ай бұрын
@@megaman37456 Darth Vader: “I lost one of my hands, became disfigured to a horrific level, and require cybernetics and machines to even simply breathe. Watson would break faster if this happened to her than Disney broke Star Wars. And it only took one movie for permanent scars to appear in Star Wars, it took her less than an entire issue of the comic.”
Goku:Even my friend Yamcha is enough to solo you and your entire family SaitAma:I wouldn’t even use my normal punch but even Genos is enough to solo you
@djcreepypastaclown65554 ай бұрын
Damn!!!
@megaman374564 ай бұрын
@@BennettTaulbee-cr3em Venom on speakers: HOLY SH- *BOOM*
@JAZZ_Master4 ай бұрын
The real goat of childhood is here,Ben 10
@pantherteen19974 ай бұрын
3:33-3:40 Oh f*^%! She calling you weak Paul 😂
@richardford87294 ай бұрын
Forgot to mention at least Spider-Man 18119 kids are real and didn’t fade away because they weren’t real
@TommyMarioAshSpiderManSonic14 ай бұрын
4:38 😂😅🤣
@peacockterumi5284 ай бұрын
Even Ben 10 had to stop by question the logic of Paul trying to roast a spiderman.
@ArchLightning0014 ай бұрын
"I sleep in a big bed with my wife!" Spider-man the Sage
@vardhmanghunawat180127 күн бұрын
I thought when she said she has the power of everyone else spidey would say that he can still beat her as he has handled him vs many for both heros and villains
@TheMaskGamer20074 ай бұрын
0:54 another book to add to my collection
@SoulLukes_XML4 ай бұрын
Miles Morales:"How many volumes of Bully Maguire's wisdom are floating around out there?" Bully Maguire:"Yes."
@SparkBug_Prod.4 ай бұрын
Paul: Hello, little girl. Spider-ling: Sorry, Mommy and Daddy said not to talk to strangers. Paul: That's okay, my name is Paul. Now I'm not a stranger. Spider-ling: Really, I thought you were Mr. Potato Head. Paul:!!! Spider-ling: Can I take his mouth off, Dad? --- Jackpot: Look, kid, you're cute and all but you don't stand a chance against me. My gauntlet holds the power of every hero on earth. Spider-ling: And I thought Auntie Felicia was the thief. Jackpot:!!!
@catracing3 ай бұрын
Nobuyuki (my OC): Damn, Spider-ling burned these two to ashes
@OldmanSimon4 ай бұрын
Jackpot: I have all the abilities of the Avengers, the X-Men, and even the Fantastic Four. MJ 18119: It's too bad that the kit does not include the brains of Reed Richards and Tony Stark to know how to use them.
@DaemonAjax-rq3mt4 ай бұрын
" I sleep in a big bed with my wife " This was the best fucking line because its true 😂.
@peeweemaroske86194 ай бұрын
"I sleep in a big bed with my wife. Where we made a baby".
@ShaneDouglas7134 ай бұрын
COOKED 🍳
@LilyKittyLife3 ай бұрын
4:55 Holy S***!!!!
@pantherteen19974 ай бұрын
2:31- 2:37 GOOOOOOOSH DAAAAAAAANG! Spidey Wife isn’t holding back her punches
@LilyKittyLife3 ай бұрын
4:53 Damn! He fucked Paul with that! THAT WAS WAY TO WILD! WOOOHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
@Flashy-ego4 ай бұрын
Got damn Paul has to have the strongest defense The fact that he got cooked so much is tragic First time seeing venom not cook someone for no reason in this video
@takeruneverborn47404 ай бұрын
4:54 Venom came just in time with that "Holy S**t"
@kaydenbarksdalegaming4 ай бұрын
3:03 Miguel curse out Paul
@dayvonlouis51874 ай бұрын
1:36 bro sit yo ass down man what is it going to take Bury you