I though you were going to say, "It's enough to drive you...batty!" XD
@Selfsufficientme4 жыл бұрын
LOL...
@thumbalina15684 жыл бұрын
@@Selfsufficientme that’s what I thought too but noooo! I love all your dad jokes !! ❤️😁😎❤️
@gardengatesopen4 жыл бұрын
I also thought it would drive you batty!!! And then I still laughed with you!!! You've got good comedic timing!! ♡♡♡
@covfefe92544 жыл бұрын
So did I. My girlfriend got a giggle out of it
@lealand4234 жыл бұрын
My parents use to say, its enough to drive you to drink.
@goatslayerwp4 жыл бұрын
Dude is built like a tank. I'm surprised he didn't just rip the old stalk clear out of the ground by hand and break it up over his knee.
@Selfsufficientme4 жыл бұрын
LOL...
@catslife55014 жыл бұрын
'Tank' you for that .🚜, more like a tractor
@thumbalina15684 жыл бұрын
Tank me up! Yes bloody built alright! 😀
@goatslayerwp4 жыл бұрын
@@thumbalina1568 You can just look at him and see he is just strong! Seems like a gentle giant until you cross him or his family the wrong way, then you end up at the bottom of a raised bed pushing up blueberries.
@thumbalina15684 жыл бұрын
@@goatslayerwp yes I believe that !! you don’t wanna mess with him !
@brhodes22874 жыл бұрын
You never stop impressing me brother. God bless from Texas.
@conde0824 жыл бұрын
Amen
@gardengatesopen4 жыл бұрын
I agree👍 Also from Texas ❤
@rachelb.76754 жыл бұрын
Agreed too from a Texan in Sydney!
@user-du6mx8zs9n4 жыл бұрын
sup dog
@ericarose34864 жыл бұрын
you bring such a smile to my face, mate.
@caterjunes34264 жыл бұрын
I've learned that even when the video isn't about something I'm ever going to grow (like bananas), it's still interesting and I always take away some nugget of info from it. As an example, I now have lettuce and potatoes growing that I planted from leftover odds & ends. I would never have thought of that on my own. Thanks, Mark, for doing that video!
@quicksilver3124 жыл бұрын
I'm watching this channel for 3 years still never get bored
@johndoe17784 жыл бұрын
Thanks brother you’re a legend 🤙
@alanshrimpton67874 жыл бұрын
I'm in NZ and my bananas taste just as good when ripen on tree or if I pick a green hand a week before it turns yellow in my bowl. Sometimes I pick green and takes 4 weeks to turn yellow in a bowl and still taste goods. But we are lucky in NZ with nothing to take the bananas. I even leave a few on just for the silver eyes to pick through the split bananas. But I think I'm getting a battery operated sabre saw. I've been using a hand held silky saw and cut into short logs then split with an axe. Thanks for that tip.
@LisasCoin4 жыл бұрын
Hi, great video. We eat green bananas by frying. We call "Tostones"
@elmatatang76604 ай бұрын
That’s plantain not the same as these green banana!
@joshh13904 жыл бұрын
Yoo mark i love ur videos and i watch them over and over and i feel like they dont even get boring even tho how many times i watch them.Im 14 years old and i live in trinidad and i like to plant.Love ur videos keep it up.
@Selfsufficientme4 жыл бұрын
Thanks Joshua! Great to hear you are into your food gardening at such a young age! Cheers :)
@chinfuzzchet36163 жыл бұрын
Those would make a killer banana pudding!
@shirleyk6234 жыл бұрын
I have recently learned that you should feed the banana leaves and trunks back to the banana trees. And composting in place. (At the base of the tree) That's how I got my tree to produce fruit. I was told Feed, feed, feed by Pete Kanaris. He has a nursery in Florida. It worked. Now I have to keep the critters from eating my bananas. Thanks for the tips. 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌
@wellmet74074 жыл бұрын
I tried this method of cutting down the whole plant with the bunch on. Thanks Mark, it works perfectly 👍
@swfswf504 жыл бұрын
Hey Mark I find the flower attracts critters. I chop it off asap. I leave a hand length as it serves as a handle for a heavy bunch. I may be lucky where I am at Mackay NQ. but I don't cover them at all & chop the bunch off as soon as one shows colour. I also have a good method of harvesting a heavy bunch if you are interested.
@SaphsContainerGarden4 жыл бұрын
Amazing how tall they get!! Their leaves are great for wrapping food to steam and other ways!
@wildchook7454 жыл бұрын
I am jealous. I missed eating homegrown bananas. Yes, it's different eating a banana straight from the tree than the shop-bought ones. The problem with some shop ones they were not mature when picked why they taste chalky. You can tell when you look at the bananas, Any fruit that's mature can be picked and ripened indoors can retain its yumminess. Am happy to see this video.
@KB-wk3th4 жыл бұрын
Congratulations on passing one million subscribers!!!! A well deserved achievement!! Thank you for all the years of fun, insightful, cheery, and educational information you've provided to us. You not only put out high quality content but you do so with an attitude that inspires me to keep growing and learning every day!
@gardengatesopen4 жыл бұрын
It's 6am here in Texas, and you ALREADY have 134 comments!! Nice!!
@DanSanChannel4 жыл бұрын
Look up what a Louisiana crawfish trap looks like. Use something similar to place over your bananas. It looks like a big pillow made from chicken mesh wire. That would work. Greetings from Cajun Land!
@Selfsufficientme4 жыл бұрын
I see what you mean! It's worth a try and seems to be easy to make - thanks :)
@ecologytoday4 жыл бұрын
People make similar crawfish traps from two dollar store mesh garbage cans. One or two of those same small mesh containers may protect your precious bananas.
@85075824 жыл бұрын
This is great! I watch you tube on my TV... Can't write messages through the TV. I stopped what I was doing and went to my computer to write this quick note, Love your work! Please keep it up!
@elenidemos4 жыл бұрын
Awsome tip. Never thought to keep the stalk attached. THANKS. Getting my first 2 bunches now. Bats & possums are lerking.
@celscookinggardeningchanne35574 жыл бұрын
Hey mark if you have time can you make a vid on how to keep your corn from getting attacked by bugs?
@Burninlog3 жыл бұрын
This is brilliant, Mark. We have a fresh bunch on the plant right now and don't want to lose them to the bats (we're in the inner north of Brisbane), so we're almost certainly going to do this method sometime today. We already have them bagged with a mesh base, which we also learned from you! Cheers.
@robynemerson72462 жыл бұрын
So helpful, answers a pile of questions I e had while harvesting my first bananas.
@frankrico10174 жыл бұрын
Growing bananas looks like so much fun! :)
@jamesbaconreid4 жыл бұрын
You’re my favorite KZbinr 100%
@catherinegrace23664 жыл бұрын
I was going to try to grow bananas but I think I have reconsidered. I don’t even like bananas but others do so I thought it would be worth trying. Yours bananas are beautiful - you’re such a good provider for your family. ♥️
@1stBumbleBeeMaster4 жыл бұрын
Stack banana till de morning come! daylight come and I want to go home!!! You are so right about the supermarket bananas! Home Grown tastes way better.
@celscookinggardeningchanne35574 жыл бұрын
I wish I could have a banana tree but I live where it gets cold and green houses cost alot so I wish I could have that fresh taste of banana🍌🍌🍌
@batpherlangkharkrang79764 жыл бұрын
Hi..... Mark nice to see you, thank you for sharing your video 👋 bye 👋 bye 👋 bye 👋 🎥👍👍👍
@tammywehner32694 жыл бұрын
I had grown a trio of small sugar pumpkins (for pie). When they were ripe, I did everything right to prepare them for that day and finally put all of my hard work into double freezer bags to wait for the month for piemaking and went to work. Halfway through the day, the Mrs. calls me up and says that one of the Dachshund's had to go to the vet for tummy problems (this is your bat misery). The Vet says it's a minor blockage and it needs large amounts of fiber to clear him out. So she took care of it. I got home (Friday) and wanted to throw the homegrown pumpkin into a pie and have it for breakfast. She wanted it too. When I went to the freezer to get the good stuff, she said that she fed it to the dogs to help them out but the store bought canned pumpkin is in the cupboard, when will the pie be ready?. "It's at the store", I said and did not bake for the next 5 months. Still married, but she now is "cautious"/conscious about my efforts.
@fionab23334 жыл бұрын
I recently learned that you can make your own fertiliser out of banana skins! Just blend them up with some water. I’ve been using it over the last month and my plants are loving it!
@andrewstrutt60484 жыл бұрын
I don’t have quite as much room but have found than when the bats start on a bunch I can remove the bunch and hang it upside down for a couple of weeks to get nice sweet fruit. I also add Epsom salts around the trees, they seem to love it. Thanks for the video!
@deleo2541 Жыл бұрын
Wow! Those bananas look awesome like nothing you get at Coles or Woolies!
@BadDecisionsJeep4 жыл бұрын
Hello from Texas/ Louisiana USA! Love the videos- wish you did them more often because I have alot of down time on duty lol! ! I'm in the process of buying large acreage (100 acres) and have always had the dream of tons of fruit trees and have learned so much from you! I grew up with a couple of fruit trees at my granny's and have always wanted my own! Hope everything's well on your end!
@Alienshark8 күн бұрын
Right before I watched this video, I cut the bunch down but didn’t leave any stalk on it. I’ll still hang it up in garage and see how it goes
@Andysfishing4 жыл бұрын
Hi mark. Been a while since I’ve watched you. I’m starting my vege garden again. I’ve always hung my bunches up, but taking part of the trunk is brilliant thinking. Cheers for the tip.
@stokelymarco80424 жыл бұрын
I use metal screen material (what you would use on a patio screened door). Easy to wrap around the rack and use clips to seal it up. Birds can't get through it and rodents won't chew threw b/c they dont like the wire mesh ( I assume bats would also be deterred)...i get a roll sized for a door and this is enough to cover 2 racks...costs about $10 a roll and can be used for a couple years. Thanks for the advice on the "whole stalk ripening" .... have 3 racks growing...gonna try that on the next one that's ready.
@budgetfpv924 жыл бұрын
A steel mesh cage like what you put at the bottom of the bag but a bigger cage for the bunch. Should be able to support the cage weight. Awesome content.
@user-du6mx8zs9n4 жыл бұрын
till he fd up
@ChefFonz4 жыл бұрын
Thank you banana man
@MsWnDrLnD4 жыл бұрын
As an aussie, i laughed at your 'odd bunch' joke 😄 Then I felt sad thinking people not is Aus probably won't get it 😅
@georgejones52404 жыл бұрын
I am a South African --- Afrikaans, a daughter language of Dutch, is my mother tongue and South African English is the second language I speak. South Africans use the expression --- I am going bananas --- often. This program is an inspiration. Thank you so much! God bless, God speed. Greetings Elizabeth Jones
@thomasdesmond22484 жыл бұрын
Mark may I suggest Kevlar bags. They are expensive. They last a long time. I use them for bananas and dates. Our opossums love to eat both. Don't have any bat issues. God bless
@Mojo_3.144 жыл бұрын
I can see why Iceland started growing bananas is greenhouses using volcanic vents to heat them, no bats! Also home grown fresh taste the best. Cheers, great content as always.
@debsmith89364 жыл бұрын
Wow that’s awesome 👏 thank you for sharing, I’ll try it! Hope you all are wonderful, Happy Holidays friends from HAWAII 🌴🥰🌺🌴🥳🌸🙏🌼
@Selfsufficientme4 жыл бұрын
Thanks Deb happy hols to you and yours also! :)
@thinkingimpaired56634 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the great advice. I hope to someday grow bananas. The grocery store bananas are picked green and give me an allergic reaction.
@fakasi4 жыл бұрын
Yesterday I finished off the last of the bananas we picked a couple of weeks ago. Just in time too cause another bunch, apple bananas this time, are about ready to be picked for good eating!
@Hemp19724 жыл бұрын
I have one banana tree, not too big yet. Growing steadily. I hope it's a Basjoo 'cause it is freezing at the moment. AND I AM A VERY HAPPY BLOKE!
@AubreyJM4 жыл бұрын
How lovely! Now that they are ripe, you can freeze them for smoothies later. 😋
@audreyabdo77194 жыл бұрын
When over ripe you can use bananas to make banana bread. Don’t throw banana covers away. They’re loaded with potassium and tomatoes and roses and strawberries love them . Just chop them up and let them work their magic right into your soil.
@TheMillennialGardener4 жыл бұрын
Great idea! Makes sense.
@theleanders20104 жыл бұрын
Made my day this video No banana here in my garden but still interesting
@rlsingle004 жыл бұрын
I always learn something new from your videos. Thanks again
@mrkeopele2 жыл бұрын
yeah, good idea, leave more stem attached, thanks
@skie62823 жыл бұрын
Hey! Look up grafting wax, its a sealing wax used to stop mousture from escaping fresh cuts on branches, it might work on the end of the banana trunk to seal it from drying and send even MORE juices to the banana! Shouldnt be too expensive for a container, probably wouldnt take alot and it could increase the flavor another step!
@EM-kl9bq4 жыл бұрын
Great idea! Totally outside the box! Thanks! 😎👍
@FosterFamilyFun4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for sharing your banana tips. I always love your fruit tree videos - I gain lots of info for the trees we plan on planting on our land.
@renestewart16634 жыл бұрын
I stay near Johannesburg South Africa and I also have a ladies finger bush. Their fruit bunches develop so late and we get frost and I lose the tiny bananas every year. I am going to do what you have demonstrated. Thank you.
@stevew61384 жыл бұрын
I don't have the bat problem on our little farm in the Philippines, but this is a good trick to know, thanx.
@johngordon82954 жыл бұрын
Excellent advise - will do in future.
@RhyBeezy4 жыл бұрын
Awesome seeing a few new videos, missed ya energy 👍
@lucky13farms994 жыл бұрын
Great video, trying to grow some here in the US. We do have bats but they are no where near the size of those you show. A dog with a doggie door may help keep those ground based predators away from your fruit. Well, that plus an electrified perimeter fence. Love the videos, thanks.
@steven.h06294 жыл бұрын
At 1:42 I was leaning toward 'batty' :-)
@goatslayerwp4 жыл бұрын
Totally thought that is where he was going with it too. lol
@HzrdHaze4 жыл бұрын
This video was great and a great laugh too! Thanks for the knowledge!
@adduintense2 жыл бұрын
Wow! I wish I had a space in my house! Anyway Ill try to keep the stalk in my kitchen
@kimulm06192 жыл бұрын
To better comprehend the animals;the industries have encroached so much on their habitat that bats and animals find it hard to find food.I know in my heart you can understand that.Thanks for the video.
@margaretpickholtz87724 жыл бұрын
This may be a solution for my bananas & animals problem in south Florida. So tired of losing nearly the whole crop
@alch3myau4 жыл бұрын
yeah I dont see a narnar tree fitting in my grow tent any time soon
@carlinkay11514 жыл бұрын
Us West Aussies will try this....G’Day from WA! 👋👍🇦🇺🍌🍌🍌
@earthworminfertainment4 жыл бұрын
Banana leafs also great for wrapping meat on the barbie!
@kingjames48864 жыл бұрын
you can actually do this with most fruit and similar plants. I often hang my beans to finish ripening them due to the short climate.
@billhatcher29844 жыл бұрын
My brother-in-law works for a tree service in Fla.and regularly finds bandanna trees he cuts the bunch from the tree and hangs them in a dark closet then eats them as they ripen they are as sweet as sugar
@ourtinyacres51734 жыл бұрын
So wish bananas grew in my area. Your so lucky.
@backyardtropicals11574 жыл бұрын
I was wondering about this myself! It would definitely help people growing banana in cold climates who's winter cuts short their growing season. Interesting idea, thanks a bunch for sharing!
@dennistaft78684 жыл бұрын
Great info Mark. I'll try it. Whoops I forgot. Bananas don't grow in NY.
@MrJonathon084 жыл бұрын
Growing your own bananas sounds be when on somedays you’ll be like “man, i wish I had bananas. To somedays be like “ man, I have just to many bananas.”
@gardengatesopen4 жыл бұрын
Also freeze and cook banana bread.
@weibie4 жыл бұрын
You could also make banana butter (like other fruit butter such as apple or peach). I did that once, everyone really liked it but most of all my 4 year old daughter lol.
@jimeko824 жыл бұрын
@@catseyes2334 not to mention banana bread 🤤🤤🤤🤤
@khdzgaming4 жыл бұрын
I actually lost it when you said “bananas” so funny
@piuckbues4 жыл бұрын
Good day to you, wonderfull technic. Do you know the stem can be used not only for compost, but also when it sheds you should wet the dry sheded stem and used to tie tomatoe plant as it grows, being a nice way to recycle materials.
@terry61314 жыл бұрын
Out of the box idea to protect the fruit. Rather than using a bag, get an old 80 litre dustbin. Drill a large hole in the bottom, wide enough to go around the stalk. Cut one side of the bin and across the base to allow it to open. Essentially you mount the upside down bin above the fruit so it's like a bell. Put gauze / wire mesh at the bottom. That should protect the fruit and can be used many times.
@empressswiss20803 жыл бұрын
I'm Caribbean and we export banannas. Never seen them put to ripen this way. When they r ready we cut the bunch and just put it away in storage to ripe. Sometimes we take the bunch apart. Aint never experienced chalky either except when I eat banannas in America.
@KashSubs-eb1xf8 ай бұрын
4:22 @Selfsufficientme, this is interesting! In India typically I've seen the harvested banana bunches being hung the other way round (thinner side up). Perhaps it is to slow down ripening and extend the "shelf life"?
@zaubergarden69004 жыл бұрын
I wanted to thank you for last week's video. You made me a vegetarian (which I sadly needed) Something about the way you put those chickens into the machine with the detergent opened my eyes
@donaldjhill4 жыл бұрын
also try drying your excess bananas. 3/8"-1/2" slices. 250 degrees Fahrenheit, for approximately 1-1/2 hrs. Flip them with a spatula 1-2 times for even drying. The over ripened ones turn out sweet and tasty. less ripe ones are more crunchy. 👍
@gurwin862 жыл бұрын
Will try this method as well,,,, Thanks 👍
@myrustygarden4 жыл бұрын
You are so lucky you can grow banana my hubby eats one a day but sadly we can only get from store, but as always it’s fun to watch you in the garden. As always stay safe and stay gardening from Langley 🇨🇦🌶🧑🌾✌️🍆🎄🥕☮️🥬 I know it sound like a huge thing but can you make banana bunch net cages out of a mesh fabric?
@GinaSiska4 жыл бұрын
Might I suggest tulle, it’s a mesh type fabric and critters don’t like it because their little toe nails get caught in it and it scares them. Works good on my peach trees for squirrels but I don’t have giant fruit eating bats 🦇 😉
@Layby2k4 жыл бұрын
Here's a big banana thumbs up for ya Mark. Thanks for another great video.
@American_Heathen4 жыл бұрын
Where I am at in the world I was happy when one of my banana trees started producing bananas in a container. Sadly i had little bananas and never ripen
@kamellaosborn35564 жыл бұрын
Hahah I was waiting for it “...enough to drive you bananas” I have the small lady finger bananas and yes they are sooooo tasty. I tie a large rice bag around the bunch.
@seasonofthewitch42094 жыл бұрын
Big banana thumbs up... I love your videos. Always coming up with great ideas and experiments... And always entertaining.
@indianheritage78394 жыл бұрын
Blimey... good technique 👏👏
@Inlieuofsue4 жыл бұрын
You might like to make a banana cage with the wire mesh. You could enclose it around the stem. One version could have hinges and have the cage close around the bunch like a book and latch/tie to keep closed. Just have to have enough room so the bats can't reach the fruit through the cage.
@Inlieuofsue4 жыл бұрын
Or maybe wrap with plastic and then wrap with wire mesh and fasten with a tie. That might be a more flexible solution for various sizes.
@justice007willprevail8 ай бұрын
Love your videos, you're a legend!
@KendallM02194 жыл бұрын
I’ve always wondered what a banana tastes like ripened off the tree.
@fakasi4 жыл бұрын
Tastes awesome! Nothing like the soulless bananas in the grocery store. I live in Hawaii and in my yard alone I have a few trees all different types like apple bananas which are a shorter sweet and tart banana. Ice cream bananas a short plump sweet and creamy banana and finally regular bananas a full flavored banana nice and sweet.
@gardengatesopen4 жыл бұрын
I believe you!! I've had ripe pineapple in Hawaii, it was so amazing. Nothing like the pineapple in the states.
@f3n1xplat3ad04 жыл бұрын
Very sweet. Some varieties seen green still, but are soft and smell ripe. Then you taste them and they are super sweet. We grew bananas in my family's plot. Now as an adult, I miss those simple times.
@AAHomeGardening4 жыл бұрын
K R, it's the sweetest and tastiest you can imagine Use to ripen them on plant in my backyard in Jamaica
@user-du6mx8zs9n4 жыл бұрын
a spy any better ideas
@drewtimberlake83564 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately I don’t live in a climate for growing bananas but I wish I did! Thanks for the gardening tips sir. I thought you were going to say, “It’s enough to drive you batty.” 😂
@4lphz4 жыл бұрын
best channel on youtube
@pld93504 жыл бұрын
My main problem here in Brazil are the snakes that hide in the three waiting to bite my hand when i get near the Bananas, the bats here seems to prefer insects
@desertaliend_b98404 жыл бұрын
What about those banana spiders? Those things are terrifying
@fruitloops37182 жыл бұрын
I've found that I can typically wait until 1 of the bananas turn gold before animals attack. Then just cut down the bananas and hang them in the garage to fully ripen.
@susanmoyle81434 жыл бұрын
🍌 just love your videos...always informative and in a good mood
@michaelmongeon97374 жыл бұрын
Just harvested mine before frost got them.I hang them but never with big stem .next year.
@andrewlittlefield34254 жыл бұрын
You have a really nice shop👍🏻
@Gina-yy5fe10 ай бұрын
The banana stalk core is also edible
@natsurusen4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for sharing this amazing tips - sadly I can not use them in my own garden here in Germany. Maybe I should move somewhere with better climate, after I have finished university 😉