We need an Avengers-esque crossover between Samurai Cop, The New York Ninja, Dragonsound (From Miami Connection) and The Last Dragon. Call it: Ninja V Samurai- “The Last Miami Connection”
@Cnoble592 жыл бұрын
The holy quartet of bad martial arts movies.
@Impulse_Films2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@CDubya.822 жыл бұрын
Nah, just put those others like Samurai Cop in the Avengers 🤣
@alekesam2 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Remo Williams. 😁
@johnrife71342 жыл бұрын
👀😳😳😳😳
@sanstheskeleton81042 жыл бұрын
Double Toasted: *Uploads a bad movie review.* Billy: *Turns into a pterodactyl.*
@TreyMcDonaldAnimator2 жыл бұрын
Maaaaan I can only imagine how hard Martin would be laughing at this too.
@The3rdGunman2 жыл бұрын
This review really is missing my man Martin!
@John01ization2 жыл бұрын
Is Martin on vacation
@johnchhouk65512 жыл бұрын
Not even 5 minutes in Billy is about die laughing ohhh this going be goooood!
@FaceFamous2 жыл бұрын
Or annoying. Some of his laughing is so forced
@gregorykizer55382 жыл бұрын
Man we needed the full squad on this. 😂😂. Martin would be funny with this.
@kaind.badguy2 жыл бұрын
There’s nothing more stealthy than an assassin dressed in all white wearing roller skates during broad daylight.
@EdwardSanchezProductions2 жыл бұрын
Billy laughing always brings me joy
@BeerAndFries2 жыл бұрын
man should be visiting cancer wards and just watch bad movies with folks, guaranteed 100% remission (or at least a better mood)
@Redscape_2 жыл бұрын
Speaking of Cynthia Rothrock, she's got an entire catalog worthy of a bad movie roast. I would suggest Tiger Claws and Undefeatable.
@BlackHart7302 жыл бұрын
love them movies 🤣🤣🤣
@syncopation02 жыл бұрын
My favorites are Undefeatable, China O'Brien, and Sworn to Justice.
@hanoc1012 жыл бұрын
I want them to review some Ginger Lynn movies.
@ESpr0ducti0n2 жыл бұрын
Martial Law would be worth a roast, too. Rothrock and Chad McQueen face off against David Carradine and his martial arts crime syndicate.
@thecampion24202 жыл бұрын
Keep an eye out for yuh, Stingray!
@viewmaster617 Жыл бұрын
2:10 Billy started the comedy early🤣
@Philbert-s2c2 жыл бұрын
Billy's laughing hysterically again. Incoming bad movie alert...
@doughnuthead87572 жыл бұрын
44:13 - 44:20 Never thought I'd hear Patrick Star beat a kid up.
@RaikenXion2 жыл бұрын
that main guy who plays Lou, he's been in loads of oldskook kung fu movies through the 70s/80, he's a badass with the kicks still. He was kind the Donnie Yen of his time.
@andrewmolloy4829 Жыл бұрын
the roger rabbit impression is just perfect lmao
@KeshawnGatewood Жыл бұрын
The fact that they both nailed the impersonation made it even funnier lol.
@jordanwilliams14472 жыл бұрын
I purchased the blu-ray from Vinegar Syndrome back in December, and my family and I ended up watching it together on Christmas Eve. My mother lost her damn mind.
@lukaszzylik44372 жыл бұрын
My mom unironically thought The Room was a good movie. She cried at the end when Johnny killed himself..
@jordanwilliams14472 жыл бұрын
@@lukaszzylik4437 that’s hilarious haha. Yeah, New York Ninja started a whole new thing for my family. Now every Sunday I bring a bad movie I own over to my mother’s and we watch it after our family dinner. So far, we’ve gone through The Room, Samurai Cop, Troll 2, Ninja III: The Domination, Spookies, and whole bunch of other ones. I think the one she truly hated was Tammy and the T-Rex.
@lukaszzylik44372 жыл бұрын
@@jordanwilliams1447 lol. At least your mom realizes they are bad movies. My mom doesnt..
@jordanwilliams14472 жыл бұрын
@@lukaszzylik4437 well if she derives enjoyment out of it, good on her. I love these movies, I suppose that could mean they’re good in one way lol
@babytoshiro70142 жыл бұрын
Actually that made Christmas sound even more fun👏👏🤷♂️💯🤣
@mhaze2102 жыл бұрын
There seemed to be a lot of Ninja movies that take place in New York in the 80's and 90's. This looks so funny I might watch it. 23:14 "Why!!!???""
@kevthepoet Жыл бұрын
Drop me off at the nearest alley deserved more laughs lol
@thickbrownlegs18592 жыл бұрын
I have to say New York Ninja is going to be the best so far. Bad acting and bad editing. Billy I’m with you today 🤣. Are we ready for this one Toasties?!
@D.Terrell2 жыл бұрын
Girl, Is this movie on Tubi or PlutoTv please tell me???
@Smokey14192 жыл бұрын
I hate to say it, but ive never even heard of this movie
@bennywilliamsjr.69142 жыл бұрын
Stay Ready, Never gotta get ready.
@thickbrownlegs18592 жыл бұрын
@@D.Terrell I have search high and low to find where to view this movie and it was no dice 🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️.
@thickbrownlegs18592 жыл бұрын
@@Smokey1419 never heard of this movies as well.
@Paranormal7182 жыл бұрын
52:14 Oh my God! I must see more of that! 😂 😂 😂 I had to pause the review due to me laughing over the discussion.
@chasehedges67752 жыл бұрын
A Ninja in New York sounds like an insane concept. MAKE A MOVIE OUT OF THAT NOW! - Some Hollywood Director.
@denkokoro2 жыл бұрын
Stephen King before rehab?
@lawrencescales98642 жыл бұрын
Oh, the New York ninja himself directed this
@BahamianKingGaming2 жыл бұрын
I so love these bad movies reviews especially when billy is there! That laugh alone makes me laugh. And the guy starring in this movie is actually a known kungfu actor. I watch him in many old kungfu movies. He is a good martial artist
@xenoalways14742 жыл бұрын
Guys. Korey, Billy, maybe even Martin. Y'all gotta do a bad movie roast of Volcano High. It was done, I think by MTV. It's a Korean-English dub martials arts movie. And Lil Jon and other rappers were the dubbed voices of these, high school kids. If anything there is to have fun with, it's that movie. Trust me, it won't let you down. Or maybe, it will 😂
@babytoshiro70142 жыл бұрын
Dude, the original is so much better without the rappers but.. they added a certain flavor which I truly appreciated. Snoop Dogg really fit the character and he did good in a voice over role. Check out that cast interview.
@xenoalways14742 жыл бұрын
@@babytoshiro7014 I know that. But it'll still make for a good, bad movie roast. Cuz when I found out that Lil Jon was the bully who became the protagonist's friend at the end. I forgot all their names btw. All that over the top stuff was silly. Could've been done better and proper with real voice over actors. It was fun, but still silly. I think Method Man was on it too 🤔 It's been so long since I've seen that movie
@brookswilliams52392 жыл бұрын
@@xenoalways1474 "Where you learn to fight like that??? YEEEAAAHHHH!!!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@brookswilliams52392 жыл бұрын
Dude I swear I thought about that movie when I found out that they do movie roast/reviews 💯💯💯
@brookswilliams52392 жыл бұрын
@@babytoshiro7014 I remember Lil Jon character was Jang Yang and Snoop Dogg was Hakrim but I don't remember the other characters names
@jessediaz12932 жыл бұрын
Shout out to Vinegar Syndrome for bringing this masterpiece back from the dead.
@blackmcbain31452 жыл бұрын
"Bitch are you for real!" Is the First thing I thought about "detective DOLEMITE" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ddbob12 жыл бұрын
One thing I can say, when it comes to sponsors Korey has some of the best and smoothest segues lol. His timing and transitions are perfect and it actually makes you not mind he interrupted the content. Lol
@AndrewMdub2 жыл бұрын
Billy is absolutely hilarious, man
@weilim102 жыл бұрын
1:00:23 it sounded like Billy died in the explosion.
@4lifeWWEfan222 жыл бұрын
Lol it really does 😂
@kill45512 жыл бұрын
It's a trip to realize maple story still exists. My roommate used to play that in 2010. I thought I was more hardcore than her because I played WoW and LotRO, but she probably paid significantly less money than I did and lost less hours of her life to something that didn't really matter at the end of the day.
@32TheMagic2 жыл бұрын
Double Toasted can y’all please, please do a movie review on the “Class Act” movie with kid n play😂😂😂I know y’all would have some jokes for it
@kittycatmeowmeow9632 жыл бұрын
22:34 Wow, it's almost as bad as the scene from "The Room" where Johnny was tearing up the room shouting "Why Lisa?!".😆
@Paranormal7182 жыл бұрын
The entire movie was dubbed!?....oh man...this is going to be sweet.
@robertdelgadocapetillo86842 жыл бұрын
I just love how Billie looses his mind while reviewing these movies.
@kittycatmeowmeow9632 жыл бұрын
His laughing is contagious.😆
@robertdelgadocapetillo86842 жыл бұрын
@@kittycatmeowmeow963 dude it really is like porn lol😂🤣😂
@ErikByrge20252 жыл бұрын
2:12 Billy Dying of laughter
@JustinSevenTwo2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I think the voice-overs are cast pretty perfectly! Perfect to match the spirit of stuff like Miami Connection and Samurai Cop. And looking at the footage, I can't imagine the original audio would have been any less hilarious! To me, the hero kind of sounds like Danny Bonaduce, or maybe a young Steve Gutenberg (circa Chicken Chronicles)
@cremetangerine822 жыл бұрын
I’m so excited for this one, this is what I’ve never seen before (longtime fan of “MST3K” since 1991), I cannot wait for this! Billy’s already dying at 2:13, this is fantastic!
@jacobs99552 жыл бұрын
That incense part fuckin killed me. You ain’t right, Korey 🤣
@NYOlly152 жыл бұрын
This review is up there with the re-watchable ones! Like Anaconda, Good Burger, Catwoman, Samurai Cop, Steel, and Tammy and the T-Rex
@diegoramirez32572 жыл бұрын
Saw the restoration of this. This was an absolute amazing experience! Haha. So glad it found it’s way to the public.
@marcus94342 жыл бұрын
Was having a dull, crappy day.....then I clicked on this video and heard Billy's laugh.
@Riogottherightmind472 жыл бұрын
0:19 WTF WAS THAT GOOD GOD 🤣🤣🤣
@AO-bl7cc2 жыл бұрын
22:26 I just can't this guy's facial expressions is killing me 🤣
@StunnafulPhotography2 жыл бұрын
"What's that sound?!" "Is that a bomb?!" BOOM!!! 💥 I lmao! 🤣
@quincyjones6852 жыл бұрын
I would like to see Riki-Oh:The Story of Riki show up on the Bad Movie Roast show.
@The3rdGunman2 жыл бұрын
YES!!!
@blackominaeyu73302 жыл бұрын
I put in almost every comment section Riki Oh
@TheeKingRayzor2 жыл бұрын
That's not a bad movie, I guess.
@TheeKingRayzor2 жыл бұрын
@@blackominaeyu7330 Why is the bad?
@battlion5072 жыл бұрын
@@TheeKingRayzor Not bad... but definitely cheesy for 1991... which was the same year for Terminator 2... and Stone Cold of all things action film related.
@thechefsteffon91732 жыл бұрын
Lmao he sounds funny 😂 6:56 That voice 😭 9:40 Again with these voices 10:28 😭😂 So unnecessary 12:28 🍺 Sit down fat boy! 13:13 The pain this man went through 😢 22:38 Well then that's not our problem lol 😂 25:42 That ugly car they did that man a favor 💯 27:17 Everybody in that scene looks awkward and confused 31:13 👀🤔 Award for best actor goes to.. 32:14 Lol please don't touch me! 32:47 Wow what are they wearing?! 35:47 🤦🏾♂️ That cowboy needs chapstick 👀 38:18 You had one job!! 😂🤦🏾♂️ 40:16 Feel the power of my juicy Jerry curls! ⚡43:09 Oh my that's not a questionable scene 👀🤦🏾♂️ 45:39 Best villain goes to.. 😭 52:14 When it feels so good 🥴 54:23 Wait.. was that a dummy? 👀🤔 58:41 Seriously I've never heard about this movie, till now this is one of the worst I've ever seen lmao Awesome review as always. 💯😂😭
@suthius852 жыл бұрын
Watched the full length on Twitch. Absolutely hilarious.
@Hispandinavian2 жыл бұрын
I used to rent these on VHS left and right when I was a kid way back when. They entertained me at the time. I took karate classes because I wanted to be an action hero. My idols were Chuck Norris, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sho Kosugi, etc. I had subscriptions to a few different martial arts magazines. Anything that said Ninja on it, I rented it.
@presidentcherry61938 ай бұрын
Did you become the action hero of your dreams?
@Hispandinavian8 ай бұрын
@@presidentcherry6193 Sadly no.
@classy_c882 жыл бұрын
Billy’s laugh brings me so much joy and definitely makes my day! Super addicting!
@johnironz56762 жыл бұрын
I seen this actor in old Kung Fu movies, one of them was called Dragon On Fire, a great cult classic! 👍
@babytoshiro70142 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the recommendation, I will try to find this one✌
@lordofthereels67902 жыл бұрын
"Good Luck and F*** Off" was my favorite black and white George Clooney movie
@TheJesselopez19812 жыл бұрын
Harley Quinn on roller skates ain't got nothing on New York ninja on roller skates! Also Billy's laugh can cure anything!
@Deform-20242 жыл бұрын
This is almost like a flea market samurai cop
@beablessing63272 жыл бұрын
I remember when they first released it, I really wanted to see it simply because it was held back. This movie was hilarious all the way through 😂 I'm happy they released it.
@versaceboi47622 жыл бұрын
Lmfao these Halloween costumes and masks. Lmdao! Straight out of a retro beat em up game! In fact can someone make a double dragon-esque game of this movie? I’LL PAY THOUSANDS!!!
@lareh55012 жыл бұрын
That dude at 9:41 looked like a young Laurence Fishburn. Dude at 20:19 looks like that new york undercover Puerto Rican that also danced in Michael Jackson's "Beat It," that's now auditioning for a new video. *_"you've been hit by... a smooth criminal!"_*
@warhammerguy2 жыл бұрын
New York in the 80's truly was a magical place. No phones, no video games and no law. Just people living the moment.
@babytoshiro70142 жыл бұрын
What? Is this joke? lol
@warhammerguy2 жыл бұрын
@@babytoshiro7014 yes, the "no phones just living in the moment" is a meme taking the piss out of older people that constantly complains that everything was better before.
@metalneck90402 жыл бұрын
"The villain has a dungeon full of white women" So the villan's Billy?
@tieuelium2 жыл бұрын
Kudos to this show! I love all your guest hosts. Well edited and put together. 🤩👍🏽
@Paranormal7182 жыл бұрын
22:40 🤣😂🤣😂 That reverb!
@richardmark91612 жыл бұрын
That’s scene where he slit her throat was way downtown in the financial district. Right now it’s a big tourist area after the 9/11 rebuild. but back then the financial district on the weekend or even after business hours was pretty much deserted.
@sophiaandre1392 жыл бұрын
Please Korey, could you review Beverly Hills Ninja with Chris Farley and Nicolette Sheridan? And invite Billy.
@t991552 жыл бұрын
37:38 Korey pulling a Billy 💀 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@thatonkgau5221 Жыл бұрын
Why do so many ninja movies suck? New York Ninja, American ninja,Ninja assassin where do they go wrong. How can you make Ninja's lame?
@thewebchronicles4 ай бұрын
Don't forget surf ninjas lol
@thecreativeparadise12032 жыл бұрын
11:16 🤣 LOL Rodger Rabbit
@nickkurtz5122 жыл бұрын
In the making for 40 years, they truly made something so glorious but probably not the way they wanted.
@Rhiorrha2 жыл бұрын
Lol, more like "in post-production for 40 years"...
@Rhiorrha2 жыл бұрын
Boy: Will you be my friend? Liu: I've GOT one, Mr. Piccolo!
@mansacatlett18932 жыл бұрын
I watched this movie back in November. Thank you for reviewing it.
@Paranormal7182 жыл бұрын
It's absolutely paramount that Billy is present for these Bad Movie Reviews.
@spilleraaron47482 жыл бұрын
I think it’s just a rule/law that any movie with ninja in the title made back in the day is bad automatically!
@chasehedges67752 жыл бұрын
Interesting comment. 💯
@wilcee2382 жыл бұрын
The first Ninja Turtles movie was okay.
@gregorykizer55382 жыл бұрын
The first American Ninja and Revenge of the Ninja were ok.
@lunavioleta0012 жыл бұрын
I have yet to see anything good with ninjas to be honest. While there are a lot of good things with Samurai.
@tylongkicks88212 жыл бұрын
1st Ninja Turtles movie was cool.
@mr.goblin60392 жыл бұрын
Billy’s laugh gives me so much joy.
@richardmark9161 Жыл бұрын
In 1984 the financial District in Manhattan would’ve been pretty much empty all weekend. It’s not like it is now where it’s a huge tourist attraction after the events of 9 11 and the rebuilding.
@VF52 жыл бұрын
Has Billy ever roasted a movie his brother was in?
@LVXXXVI2 жыл бұрын
That ready for the world comparison destroyed me 😭😭❤
@mattymac13992 жыл бұрын
Hilarious movie. The Vinegar Syndrome release is some impressive bizual 🤟
@nathanwallace3337 Жыл бұрын
It's ironic you say the voice doesn't fit the body because the voice dubbing was done by an Asian-American Don Wilson
@StoryLoreStudio2 жыл бұрын
OMG new subscriber...and I wasn't ready. Awesome funny video.
@Rhiorrha2 жыл бұрын
Grandma was like "I got 6 years left, just gonna detour and hang onto those..."
@thecaptain45122 жыл бұрын
Just waiting for the next blade movie so double toasted can do a bad movie roast on vampire assassin.
@toshokanhon2 жыл бұрын
I lost it at 😂🤣😭is that a bomb 💣💥🤯
@spilleraaron47482 жыл бұрын
What would be cool is if Liu’s actor was the actually dad of the little boy he adopts in the movie. That might be the case.
@MrSmith-ot9ei2 жыл бұрын
John Liu....he's been in some of my favorite martial arts flicks growing up...."The Great Kung-fu Mission", "Struggle Through Death"..etc, etc.
@savlosavage2 жыл бұрын
Lol over an hour for the bad movie review ... Im here for it
@babytoshiro70142 жыл бұрын
Take out the shameless ad plugs, Korey constantly playing the same clips over and over 3-4 times(do he have ADHD?), the worthless bantering between(not the funny or informational ones) and it might be a 20-24 minute video
@coreyporter97512 жыл бұрын
I told you Corey😀shoutout to Don the Dragon Wilson, lol...hilarious classic
@therealjeffgipson6438 Жыл бұрын
1.21 gigawatts. Don't worry Billy, I got it.
@AznHeat11872 жыл бұрын
After all these years they should do LA Ninja and just go super crazy and be super self aware and just have fun with it. That'd be amazing!
@emblemedfate42702 жыл бұрын
Great way to start a Saturday. Lets start the Laughs.
@fonzarellyplay370 Жыл бұрын
Too funny 😂
@The3rdGunman2 жыл бұрын
If we talking Ninjas... Damn it, I've been recommending Ninja 3: The Domination for at least two years!
@GLIEPNIR2 жыл бұрын
I hope someday you review "Ricky-Ho"... That's a good wild movie xD
@DwayneJr12 жыл бұрын
The lighting incense all day for me had me in tears laughing.
@motheroftears252 жыл бұрын
Lmao another movie I need to show my husband
@Or_Am_I_Alpharius2 жыл бұрын
“Why aren’t you doing anything about it?!” “Believe me I am, it’s called *SHIT* !”
@Rhiorrha2 жыл бұрын
"Do MORE!!" *crosses legs* "What's THAT supposed to be?" "JACK shit."
@TheRealRunningwolf1980 Жыл бұрын
I stumbled across this movie today 5/3/23 and while I sat here with my face balled up in a knot,I couldn’t stop watching…I watched this movie all the way til the end 😂😂😂 immediately after it went off I started telling everyone I know “you gotta watch this movie!!!” 😂😂😂😂
@arodz212 жыл бұрын
Oh man, if you were gonna do another Ninja movie I was hoping it would be Ninja III: The Domination.
@GiratinasRisingRenegades2 жыл бұрын
Wow, a film that was archived for 37 years over a company going bankrupt now has been revived and released 2 years ago? Holy Cow!
@bearerofbadnews13752 жыл бұрын
You guys have to check out Fight of Fury someday Starring Shuny Bee it’s a “Bruce Lee” inspired movie with also hilarious acting.
@MAOFUYE2 жыл бұрын
John Liu financed this movie with his own money I think this forced him in to retirement No way for a legend of Kung fu royalty to go out
@Rhiorrha2 жыл бұрын
Didn't the same thing happen with Miami Connection? Financed by the lead actor who is an asian guy, the film kinda ruined him...I'd swear it was the same situation.
@christianninsananda96269 ай бұрын
Don "the Dragon" Wilson who dubbed the lead guy is Asian, but raised in Florida. He's a legit martial artist who made tons of straight to video movies in the 80s.
@therealjeffgipson6438 Жыл бұрын
For just $0.40 a day you can adopt this kid
@EdwardSanchezProductions2 жыл бұрын
The teenage mutant ninja turtles are the only ninjas in New York I know