Die On That Jonah Hill | Episode 182 | NEW RORY & MAL

[@eddiex179]

"I love fried chicken I got that gene" is a wild quote 🤣

[@DavidMendoza-kb3kd]

Mal showing up with a bag of hats but not wearing one is hilarious

[@Tyler_ThaTruth]

I mean he brought gifts for the crew

[@JonDoe-jh5pp]

There’s a “no cap” joke in there somewhere

[@edremnal]

Even mal's dreams are in hip hop. Lmaoo 😂

[@Tyler_ThaTruth]

dreaming about black thought is wild tho

[@19faf]

That dream is not hip hop though 🤣

[@SNoringbair]

I didn’t know Julian was black but his affinity for white women makes more sense now

[@birdy7065]

Rory is one of the most witty people on earth😂😂. He so quick with it

[@CheapGodiva]

Fax

[@marcoervin7324]

Im callin cap on Mal aint no way he would be okay in that keke situation.

[@MrOhioPlayer]

Big facts 💯

[@khristianpeel7165]

For real. As much as he "nah fam, we not doing that" situations, he's definitely lying 😂

[@jayinthebx]

Most podders i watched. Were doing ALOT of pandering on this topic

[@kingrambo519]

I’m telling y’all some of these mfs are straight 🧢 Niggas just don’t wanna look a certain way by saying it but no man would be okay with that shit an if your with a guy that is okay with it he doesn’t really love you lmao

[@otm1016]

Julian's voice cracking when he said " I got a new bag now!" Made me spit out my orange juice

[@Maz_Mitch]

You can always tell how good/funny the episode is gonna be by the opening clip they use before the intro. This one about to be a classic 😂

[@Fresco32]

Ive been watching since the old pod , and i wanna highlight and show appreciation for rory and mal and how they always had each others back and how they truly loyal homies , its genuine and it shows . Yall really squad and loyal friends 🤞🏾🙏🏾🫡🫡🫡🫡 😤 this is my #favoritepod and will continue to support for life 💪🏾💪🏾💎

[@kingrambo519]

Yeah I mainly still watch/listen now mainly because I respect both of their characters they seem like genuine people 💯

[@officialjamarmusic5020]

For sure Julian gone low key press Mal for that tote bag after the pod.

[@bryancole4022]

But Julian the most feminine one there 😂😂

[@danknowitzki4728]

All Julez gonna do is let another girl debo him for it😂

[@FeastTheStoic]

“You made me fall in love with you.” Is INSANE

[@jayholm5851]

That part right there. Like he could control her emotions and make her fall in love smh lol.

[@OscarPiedra96]

Singing along to headlines with the fellas is nasty 😂

[@rickjames21]

Thats crazy

[@H2DaOhhVee]

Why am I NOT shocked with Demaris’ take on the Keke Palmer topic?? She really insinuated that Darius was “hating” on his GIRLFRIEND after also stating that he posted Keke’s body on HIS page before so what sense would that make?? & the fellas keep mentioning Usher’s actions as if it matters…it’s about Keke’s behavior with him!! I feel like most men would feel a way seeing their girlfriend/fiancé/wife on video giving another man a hug with the 2 arms around the neck & holding onto him for that long & then giving him a twirl to see the cheeks lol!!

[@LeopardKing-im4bm]

I do want to challenge Julian and Baby D just a touch. The notion that a person can reserve all rights to behave one way in perpetuity simply because you meet them that in that condition a not correct. None of my remarks are a comment on Jonah hill or Keke palmer. I want to address a broad principle of romantic elasticity. If I fall for a flirty woman, that is wonderful. Yet, I don't want her to be flirty with another man if we are serious. Take parenthood as another example. Women will often demand that men mature past what they have previously demonstrated after having a child with them. That is not unreasonable. Can a man say you knew I was wild and unpredictable when I was single? This prerogative to remain static in a fluid situation is more of a debating tactic than it is a real expectation. A man's take home pay use to be five dollars. That's doesn't cover parking anymore. Their has to be an idea of relationship inflation.

[@abtshoni]

"I grew up in the projects" 😂😂😂Julian sounds white in every episode 😂😂

[@xandermartin2118]

im glad they called demaris out for saying, its your fault for making me fall in love with you, idk why so many women act like taking accountability in any form is impossible 🤣🤣🤣

[@ShaLovebk80]

Yaaaaaaayyyyy a hatless Mal episode 😄 I feel like if his girl plays in his hair he either get mad at her or he purrs like a cat🤷🏽‍♀️ it's a toss up 😂

[@jiamasjohnson1293]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Kable7VKords]

This is the funniest podcast in the world lmfao Mal is such a unicorn and unintentionally hilarious 😹😹😹

[@ShaLovebk80]

@Kable7VKords 🤣Definitely unintentionally hilarious

[@OfficiallUncleBajie]

The fact that Demaris name dropped Mr. Marcus speaks volumes. lol

[@usersdkelley]

Says all we need to know

[@ChezzMedia]

Demaris' facial expression when Julian said "if she orders from the more expensive part of the menu" had me dyyyyying

[@RegRillo410]

Black Thought in Mals dream got me weak yo. Like what 😂😂😂

[@PodcastLaz]

Julian @ 49:12 "That's my bag." 😂😂😂😂 I'm at work in pain. Laughin cuz of Julian.

[@msbkay]

as someone who isnt on the social apps (twitter, ig, etc), i was seeing alot of videos on KZbin abt this jonah thing. now watching this i finally have some context. 😅 great episode gang! no cap mal is HIGH KEY a vibe. ❤

[@jp_dagod]

Demaris! The sip and shade for Julian?!!! LOL 2:35.

[@coreyalan6907]

Julian was hurt by that reddit thread😂😂😂😂

[@philipzamot1630]

46:02 Trey can give Lena 20min of hits huh Rory 😂

[@MylezNevison]

If women can reserve the right to change their minds at any time & withdraw consent without being labelled manipulative/abusive, why can't men like Jonah Hill change their minds about what they thought they could handle, but later learnt they couldn't (without being labelled manipulative/abusive)?

[@BelikeMike47]

Rory saying that Astroworld was his “Views” is a crazy comparison 💀

[@bryancole4022]

Julian and Parks can go toe to toe for the one-liner king 😂😂

[@davidearle7209]

It’s crazy I never put that together. Julian is this show’s Parks 😂😂

[@bryancole4022]

​@@davidearle7209they stay with the one liners 😂

[@msbkay]

actually....facts. i miss Parks for that alone.

[@thecunninlynguist]

imagine if I told a girl, it's her fault for making me fall in love with her...😂🙄😒 D would tell my ass to take accountability and that "it" doesn't work like that. but Jonah hill made his ex fall in love with him....😆

[@fourtwentyfit]

When you hear Big D talk you would assume she has purple hair

[@rickjames21]

Watching the pod is so different. I normally just listen to the audio.

[@macmarksman6]

If you gotta prove to other black ppl that you black then it’s not really in you 😂

[@captainkickazz360]

Logic type beat

[@KatoOnTheTrack1]

You couldn’t have put this any simpler. That talk with him and white girls a couple months ago probably had people start questioning him…

[@CheapGodiva]

Bullshit. Niggas will claim you're not black because you listen to rock music.

[@kingsqueen.]

I’m surprised that he is half black bc he always says only Mal cn say the “n” word. Him saying that it’s not his word to say tells me what side of the segregated rope he’s on 😂

[@shentelj.5911]

Very true I couldn’t believe he was half black at first bc of what comes out his mouth ..

[@dennishicks6007]

Mal “ I thought you wasn’t coming back to my place” 😂😂😂

[@estherdiomi5552]

I kid you not, I live for the Eddin remarks lol.. He just gets it loooool

[@teresitaarciniega2604]

Yes, I agree. I have been saying, and thinking the same thing since he came on the show/Pod.

[@estherdiomi5552]

@@teresitaarciniega2604 SUCH a good addition!

[@MaggieG70]

Yes, I miss Eddin❤

[@twenty2eighty8]

Love The Podcast 🌟 Y'all Keep Me Entertained

[@j3ts0n86]

The real question about the drake concert is… is a group of men going to a drake concert hip hop. And the answer is NOOOOO. I’d back out on the plans to 😂😂

[@DBZRappaer]

You’re fuccin crazy lol. His next album is literally called for da dogs😂😂😂

[@bryancole4022]

Rory: "I was looking for lipstick on the cans..." Mal: "I don't like how you're directing this at me" ...🦗

[@Erica_Va]

I was clapping for Demaris when she said nahhhhh yall just don't like the response to the honesty. BE HONEST MY GUY AND THANK YOUUU peroooo baby lol I now have the choice based on your honesty (which I truly appreciate) but papiiii lol if I chose to leave don't be upset. Still love you tho & I'd hesitate to order meat on the 1st date with Mal, but after maybe the 2nd ok baby imma get a rib lol 😆 😂

[@EC-vk6sk]

No if someone is actually honest, that's not how it works

[@tukelenkku2146]

Y’all don’t miss 😂listened yesterday now I’m watching it today

[@estherdiomi5552]

Julian said that man looked "weathered" ... I CANNOT LOOOOL!!!!

[@nixmix-audioengineer4143]

Rory putting breakfast food at 3 is wild. Ice cold with that take

[@kstax7299]

Ya really let mal get away with “I don’t like white guys” 😂😂

[@leejohn_bns]

1:55:30 😂😂😂 "Sharing rooms? At the Drake concert?" 😂😂😂 the way Mal said that was funny af. He was appalled. 😂😂😂

[@KingPFuerte]

The leader of the proud boys is Spanish so Julian definitely can be apart of them

[@joseurbaez8869]

Still shocking AF

[@jeromejenkins151]

​@joseurbaez8869 you must not know a lot of Latino people if the leader of the proud boys being Spanish is shocking to you.

[@joseurbaez8869]

@@jeromejenkins151 Don’t do that. My name is literally Jose lol. And yes i’m still shocked because WHO TF RAISED THEM? (them being Latino ‘proud boy’s)

[@sinamen516]

​@@joseurbaez8869Have you not read a newspaper? How is it you didn't know this?

[@joseurbaez8869]

@@sinamen516 I said it is still shocking, not that I didn’t know….

[@Takeapunt17]

Appreciate the love Ransom got on the pod ✊🏽 super underappreciated

[@juniorroach7171]

I love how they glossed over Demaris' flirt with Mal about knowing how to tilt her head back and catch it

[@megamangman]

Time stamp?

[@kerendiaz4695]

1:55 “I wonder how they infiltrated” is hilarious in that context 😆🤣🤣

[@Brklynzfynest718]

"...and hookah's the Holy Ghost" is SICK lmaoooooo

[@laddaaron0]

“Opening up for usher” Julian is INSANE 💀💀💀

[@ghifarraad8392]

"Did you just rap-genius waffels?!" is hilarious! 😂😂

[@WhosZypha]

We have mails waiting was wild pause 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hardart-]

Acting like Usher ain't a threat is ridiculous. No man wants to see his woman melting all over another man.

[@Rf201njfam]

Y'all need to have the whole crew sit together like on a couch. Demaris, Julian and Eddin's background look like they are setup in an abandoned storage closet lol

[@marcusallenwilliamssr.2659]

1:49:57 MAL HAD ME WEAK 🤣😂🤣😂

[@ihaveaquestion222]

We don’t do drive-by’s in Charlotte

[@civilenggggg]

Finally not a prerecorded podcast addressing actual events

[@griand21]

I always forget that Mal has like a perfect hair line

[@l.colemaniii8601]

Niggas talking about Usher’s a classy guy. You clearly haven’t heard the first verse on his song “Lil Freak”. 😂 Dude wasn’t bugging he knew.

[@marzuwqbholai178]

why Mal start laughin as soon as bro said they had a trip planned to detroit 🤣🤣🤣

[@sheldonthegiant]

Julian with the random shot at the Bronx Brewery lol

[@284TheLabel]

Edin that Exodia reference went over the old heads

[@bryancole4022]

Julian: thats my bag 🎒 Rest of the world: dude literally took your bag fym 😂

[@brandonbautista460]

edin sleep under 3 great danes talking about some *muffled*”im over here”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JonDoe-jh5pp]

Shoutout to Vancouver BC!!! #604 🇨🇦

[@MRCHAMP713]

I have a huge appreciation for Travis. Feel how you want about Russ but he was the first rapper to perform at the Pyramids of Giza.

[@bryancole4022]

Vo "LUMP" tuous is hilarious 😂

[@Tylalala]

This episode was hilarious, made me have those wholesome, full laughs 🥹 ily guys

[@djcurt2nice367]

The best Podcrew out!!!

[@akaspon1]

Calling KiKi’s guy ‘Steadman’ is wild disrespectful and belittling. My God!

[@officialhdband7289]

This episode was hella funny!!

[@zavierhood1136]

Demaris has the Celsius can 2min. In… GUILTY 😂

[@peaceiladel83]

@1:34:10 that's the best part on this pod bro! 😅😂😂

[@officialjamarmusic5020]

Black thought popped up in Mal’s dream like Candy Man. 9:29

[@Xiana424]

Love all y'all!❤

[@kingpoodietv364]

BLACK THOUGHT IS TOP 2 OR 3 RIGHT NOW & ALL TIME 1.Breakfast 2.Dinner 3.Lunch 1.french toast 2.waffles 3.pancakes

[@terezrel3619]

Mal wylin wit the Wolverine comment 😭😭

[@Bamajay205]

Exodia reference caught me by suprise. I mean i played Yugioh back in the day and studied kings from Egypt.

[@demarco5740]

Mal having fam in Canada def makes him ovo Mal 😂

[@gregorygreg000]

Ight Eddin, I see you with the Exodia reference 😏

[@miguelswagero]

Reminds me of the Boondocks episode wit Tom trippin over Sarah & Usher.

[@RatedKwong1]

Mal knowing the dude did porn for years but act like he don’t know him is hilarious

[@rafael13l]

Demaris said bro was a rookie 😂

[@TEM937]

Confession: I did the same thing. As soon as I saw homie I said, "Oh. That's Jason Luv" When it got brought up in the group chat I said, "I don't know bro's name, but he look like he about to give her the business" 🤣

[@bean3774]

Pound Town showed me that at the young age of 26 I’m officially out of touch and I feel old lol had to Google it and after 15 seconds of lyrics I immediately turned it off😂 Aint no way people actually listening to that fr. If that’s song of the summer I’m ready for winter ASAP

[@marzuwqbholai178]

I agree with Rory on the Dinner, lunch, breakfast ranking

[@ofcourseuwont]

mal: i wouldnt kiss no man in a movie julian: oh come on! mal: WHADDUYOUMEAN COME ON😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@theambitious0ne451]

When shooting some bail leads to breaking the case 😭

[@EC-fm7sd]

Uzi is more original/influential than Travis wtf are they tlkin about , travis is fire but hes a follower from his image to the music

[@CampDeRio]

Nah peep Eden in the cut during the Keke Palmer convo “She fine as fuck” 😂

[@Sadboy-dp2kh]

Can’t wait to hear finally a song off of gods country on utopia

[@J2Duncan]

Black Though should be in your top 5… nuff said.

[@Batitcous_Prime]

Getting chummy while surfing sounds wild lol

[@money0925]

1. Waffle 2. French Toast 3. Pancakes

[@larryjones3847]

Great Episode

[@Rf201njfam]

"Hov of the porn" had Mal offended af.

[@brieljones23]

😂😂😂😂

[@UCUSmusic]

Mals dreams are HipHop

[@gsup5]

Ok Rory I get it, you love your ankles but they make pants that's goes all the way to your shoes

[@wessideATL1]

😂 in my day ppl were clowned for wearing "high waters"

[@shenellrichardson4936]

😂😂😂😂😂 skeet as pants

[@Inebriator13]

Not me learning what buoys are for from Rory 😂

[@Mremmanuellustin]

That is an amazing professional massage lol

[@Callm3steveoh]

MAL WAS IN THE ZONE! MANS WAS IN HIS POCKET ALL EPISODE SHEEEEEESHHH !

[@CoolForSale]

Demaris my Aries ♈️ sis & Mal with the only proper Black answer 1.French Toast 🍞 2. Waffles 🧇 3. Pancakes 🥞

[@Mark-rn7wc]

It’s crazy no one said biscuits and gravy.. def top tier