YesMalz Goes To Trial | Episode 175 | NEW RORY & MAL

#NewRoryNMal #YesJulz #Mayweather #djdrama
From court-side back to the courtroom…Mal is back on trial. Mal will be defending himself while Julian represents the people. We press Mal about his rumored relationship with YesJulz. We stay on social media relationships and talk about Shaq shooting his shot at a viral Home Depot employee (insert Rory reminding us he’s eskimo bros with Shaq). Lastly on internet love, we give an update on Zion. Meanwhile in real life, Floyd Mayweather is now feuding with the notorious mafia Gotti family. Is this all staged? What wasn’t staged was Conor McGregor knocking out the Miami Heat mascot. Would you drink your girls pee? Lil Durk’s removed verse takes an interesting turn. Unfortunately, Drake’s name gets into another incident following DJ Drama getting robbed in Toronto. It’s time for voicemails. Somehow this becomes a discussion of how little Rory is attracted to white women and why Mal thinks it’s appropriate to drop moneybags on girls' IGs even if he’s in a relationship. The insecurity conversation is prime Mal. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!
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[@alexcreated]

1:11 This episode starts off with court 👨‍⚖ 22:22 Home Depot Girl 🖌 25:57 Zion throwing bands 💵 31:18 Floyd Mayweather vs John Gotti III 🥊 47:55 NBA Youngboy never lied/ Conor McGregor 🤣 55:54 Grand Turismo in real life?!?! (Cool story) 58:59 The group discusses Drake/Durk 🚿 1:17:18 Voicemails 1:44:06 Mal breaks the simulation 🤣 1:59:42 Wild Voicemail 💀 2:03:54 Sports 🏀 2:07:30 Quincy Reese Jr/Outro ***Please show support, give a like and a sub👍🏾***

[@thabowtie]

Gracias

[@alexcreated]

@@thabowtie De nada amigo 👍🏾

[@dmck8516]

Rip to the young man Quincy Reese Jr 🙏🏿🙏🏿🤲🏿🤲🏿

[@jaymar3276]

The

[@jaymar3276]

The

[@dajuannadechelle]

When Mal slipped up and asked Rory "You date outside your race" as if Rory was black, I died! Cause it was so innocent and made sense at the same time. That whole segment was hilarious!!!

[@jibrilbuilder2668]

W’s in the chat

[@leenaholly40]

YO😂😂

[@southside-hornbaby5325]

Mind you his type is Kelly Rowland skin colour too lol his been around him for a while and forgot, it’s not the norm

[@chi_town83fool]

Me too! 🤣🤣🤣 He forgot Rory was white

[@wes7949]

Time stamp?? 🤣🤣

[@CAUECSU]

This is just a reminder that Mal has THE silliest opinions on race. The world is not the Bronx

[@mina_ixfp1270]

YES! Also world, please know that there are people from the Bronx who DO NOT subscribe to Mal's POV. I wish someone would take the time to have a real conversation with Mal about the history of colorism/anti-blackness in the US AND abroad (e.g., Latin America, Asia and the Middle East). Maybe then Mal could understand why some of us have a problem with other POC using the "n word" so freely? He might even understand why YesJulz was condemned for (among other things) asking the internet if she could wear a "Niggas lie a lot" shirt before attending a public concert. Bitch huh???? Finally, if someone could explain the difference between race, nationality and ethnicity to both Mal AND Julian, it would be much appreciated. I really want them to understand how Ana de Armas, YesJulz and Snoh Alegra could qualify RACIALLY as white women here in the US, despite being ETHNICALLY "diverse" (e.g., Cuban, Italian/Puerto Rican and Iranian). Just saying.

[@laurenjackson2810]

“The world is not the Bronx” is hilarious Lmfao

[@southside-hornbaby5325]

There is only one race🥴 ethnicity their norms depends on where they live. He is right, I have experienced both.

[@khristianpeel7165]

@manbeekooSame. Im from Philly too and the N Word is definitely used by Latin folks around here. And like he said, it's all about context.

[@swayrodd]

I'm from CT & Latinos ain't never been pressed about saying the N word..it's been a part of culture in the hip hop world..now ppl wanna act super woke & act like Latinos is racist for saying it...i stopped saying it for argument sake but alot of ppl tryna act extra woke about shit now a days

[@cubesteak3040]

This show is getting a lot better. Been a listener since day one I’m glad to see the progression.

[@RoundTableTalkPodcast]

It’s clear as day why Mal has been single for the last 15 years.

[@theblacknaruto]

I think u should listen to 1:44:25 again because u clearly didn't.

[@taydavis8888]

Crystal!

[@axemexa1]

Bro definitely hasn’t had girlfriends before 😂

[@813entertainment9]

Does Mal like women?

[@moe216]

Mal out of his depth talking about relationships 😭, do not take that man’s advice 🤣

[@ariesraine4]

Julian saying Sally's is the beauty store for Black women just made me yelp out loud in this library 😂😭

[@laurenjackson2810]

This is how you know Julian doesn’t like Black women romantically or have them around platonically

[@ItsMadeNChynna]

Told me everything I needed to know 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ReallyHimnotthem]

Fuccin hilarious 🤣

[@ReallyHimnotthem]

Idk how many episodes it’s been like this but I literally just noticed the mic stands 😂🤣 1:45:02

[@jasminedorsainville1112]

SAME!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@therealharshlycritical]

Mal was tight about that moneybag shit.

[@beloneawards7013]

Mal is cappin this whole Podcast..From saying Yesjulz can say ninja,..😢 to Drake gotta make a statement on Dj Drama getting his chain snatched,..and Boxers should jump in the octagon with Mma fighters...This Ninja probably on another juice cleanse and is light headed😂😂

[@jasminedorsainville1112]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ill-nois2282]

Rory saying Mal is Yesjulz’s Zion Williamson is crazy lmfaooo 😂

[@Theflyesttruckerukno]

Mal be wildin, super cap. Never bin in a relationship 😂😂

[@Tyler_ThaTruth]

theres no way he hasnt been in a relationship but no way has it been a serious one cause really said he wont change for a woman and dont care if she flirts with other men, thats cap

[@Simmethegreat]

Mal on trial = comedy 😂😂😂

[@soloooo3420]

Julien talks like he’s so unimpressed by everything and nobody is worth wasting his breath 😂😂

[@dailynewsplug6967]

Yo Mal going off is Top 5 Mal Moments all time 😂😂😂

[@peaceiladel83]

Facts! Mal went off but he was right!

[@brieljones23]

Time stamp 👀

[@quanboiii]

​@@brieljones231:44:00

[@Yooooo91]

He was cooking

[@domino8995]

They hit a nerve with mal lmaoo

[@frazierlori89]

Mal ain’t got the smallest “back” either , so I appreciate him putting that into a “we” context, great save..and great episode …😂💯

[@hooligan81666]

"Block university" was great 😂😂

[@ariesraine4]

BU! lol

[@SJ-tx5go]

Idk how I feel about Mal 😂 7 years later. I be right herr with him on some things and be looking at him with a side eye on other things 😂

[@joshuamckoy436]

Mal saying "Hell no!" In response to a Swedish woman being white is hilarious

[@wuuudidit]

him pronouncing her name like that is even funnier fr

[@southside-hornbaby5325]

She is irani lol I’m in Sweden and she is not considered white. She isn’t black but they consider her the others they dislike equally.

[@smackboardstv]

Let me guess …. Mal don’t understand what everyone is taking about

[@TooMuchBodayInnaPants]

Mal: “i’m not insecure.” Also Mal: “absolutely not. My girl can’t go to a podcast with her male bestfriend. Idc if I’m not interested in the show”

[@brieljones23]

“You wanna go eat?” 😂😂😂😂 it’s so hard for us men out here like social media changed the game !

[@xandermartin2118]

Mal went off towards the end, how niggas mad at a girl telling me good morning ?! 😂😂😂

[@staymadloser7754]

Are you black saying the nword

[@brieljones23]

😂😂😂😂

[@thecunninlynguist]

😂😂😂 that final voicemail rant on Mal....guy who sent it is nuts

[@raphaeljoseph6952]

Dude was super fuckin funny

[@shadthagod8033]

Someone get Dr Umar on the line 😂

[@ShutUpAndBump]

😭😭😂😂😂

[@Ellew9837]

😂😂💯💯💯

[@peaceiladel83]

I'm with Mal! You out ya fucking mind if you think I'm gonna ANYONE 107k a month! Zion is tripping!

[@gceruzzi8282]

He is ruining the market smh😂😂

[@brieljones23]

@@gceruzzi8282shit is wild bruh like they don’t think like that

[@haitianballer14]

Zion is tipping *

[@thembelangayi3674]

Mal was pressed about the whole Yes Julz situation

[@ARTOFFICIVL]

"outside of ya race" was mad funny

[@TrapMizz]

Condoning and caping for this white woman or any other person to say the N word is insane Mal. You gotta tighten up brother cause that’s insane. Let Rory come in there talking about wassup my n***a and see how the episode go. And everyone just electric slides by that 🥱

[@s.0.u.p896]

Depending on where you’re from or where you grew up people who are not black saying the N-word is not that big a deal it’s just not. New York, and most of California are extremely multicultural, and the only people who are condemned for saying the N-word are white people.

[@josephjames335]

@@s.0.u.p896 but yulz is white so I don’t see your point

[@TrapMizz]

@@josephjames335 they contradicted they own point 😂

[@ruvikelly5563]

Mal money bags breaking up relationship is crazy 😂😂😂

[@thekingdomofcoffbizz5638]

I like how Mal pressed Rory about preferring to date black girls...they press Mal 2-3 times a show...plus Rory was full of shit...😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@adrianjacobs5444]

Rory's defence of Mal is crazy he's pressing him like he the DA.

[@shadthagod8033]

We need answers

[@leenaholly40]

As he should!!

[@JRodWroteIt]

Mal did that shit… Whatever they accusing him of, he did that shit… He couldn’t contain that emotion at all during this episode 🤣

[@devonthabeat8041]

“Got ‘Em……. He’s A Chocklit Lover!!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@imniceyaknow]

1:23:44 “ladies and gentleman…we got him” 😭😭😭

[@alexanderchaplin2459]

Mal going crazy at the end of the episode needs to happen more 🎉

[@kinghaki3000]

It should be a crime that this episode doesn't have more views. 😂😂😂😂 Also, the idea of Mal branding the women he sleeps with. Using the money bag emoji is INSANE.🤣😂🤣😂💰

[@ronnelC.]

Julian-"would you take her on a date?" Mal-"yea why not.. I've taken plenty women on dates" 😒😒 DAWG, you know what he meant by him asking you that. All that extra shit after "yea" was unnecessary lmao. "Not in a sexual way"..SIR

[@DkimDatDude]

We need to start making Julian raise his hand when he wants to speak..... 🤣🤣🤣

[@thedissilent2548]

Mal’s usual takes aren’t consistent with him being okay with his gf commenting some kind of vague emoji under every attractive guy’s post

[@TheBrowserAcct]

If anyone was offended, they must just be new to Mal. This is par the course.

[@MyWillBeDone]

Whoever do y'all thumbnails is half goat/half sick

[@jamiest.patrick9794]

Demaris definitely believes in that “Happy wife, happy life 💁🏾‍♀️”. Her weight gain take was crazy😂

[@Runmindrun]

That “thanks Shaq” joke from Rory was gold folks don’t be getting his humor bruh I swear 🤣

[@peaceiladel83]

@1:44:20 Mal response was the greatest and realest in the world!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@FoodTherapy97]

“That’s sexist” “I know” 😂😂😂😂

[@brieljones23]

I died 😂😂😂😂

[@Odd1x]

These episodes been on 🔥 last month or so

[@shadthagod8033]

Rory played a decent lawyer 😭😭😭😭

[@oladeebiazazi4538]

He did😂

[@marcellmyslak9058]

😂

[@thatolouw2336]

Best thumbnails in the game 😤

[@CASSOLITO]

Dude from Houston who stopped talking to a girl because she follows Mal and met him at a show is a sick individual LMAO Saying "I cant compete with his knees" is fuckin insane 🤣🤣

[@egm2266]

Mal is wylin, he clearly jaded and that moneybag convo hit close to home. Its just certain stuff you do while you single that you dont do while you in a relationship. Especially some petty stuff like emojis

[@wes7949]

Is he the one taking emojis too seriously? Or is that you?🤔🤣

[@egm2266]

@wes7949 I'm married. I don't care what Mal does. There is a reason he's been single most of his adult life though. Everybody doesn't believe in marriage and that's cool but to have no serious long term relationships pushing 50 is weird🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

[@joeytaylor7568]

“I don’t think about men before 3:30 PM Eastern standard time” This nigga Mal is GOATed

[@KatoOnTheTrack1]

The emotion Mal showed today is equal to all his time on JBP😂😂. The man will never be married lol.

[@rhetoric3701]

Mal is soo hard to produce, I see why Joe was frustrated

[@Blessed1RG]

That part

[@emmetmahoeny957]

Wdym

[@eddiemurray3978]

All those money bags is nasty!!! 😂😂😂

[@ARTOFFICIVL]

"if she get fat, she get fat" - room erupts and boos demaris

[@ShamariLyte]

Mal kept it G!! Passed the side 🥷 test wit flying colors 💯

[@samvolriejrforalina2633]

Mal stubborn as hell

[@thisizamra]

I don’t remember the last time i laughed that loud and hard while being alone in the crib. I didn’t even know i could still laugh like that Im in tears honestly 😂 2:00:55

[@tevinfindlay3071]

edin’s response to Mal saying he’s not stubborn 😂🤣

[@Groovy_ish]

This pod is getting better..Keep cooking Mal

[@shadthagod8033]

Mal got emotional bout the trial that nigga guilty jest keep it 💯 😭😭😭

[@CocktailsandaMovie]

I love Mal”s perspective about insecurities. Come healed! 💰💰💰

[@MrOhioPlayer]

Mal talking about I'm wired different.....My Ninga you're almost 50 throwing money bag emojis

[@nymlessblackbean3522]

I've never seen Mal this tight before....he really doesn't see how wrong he was..the whole entire episode he was just wrong.

[@francisandoh7904]

facts. Mal was massively incorrect this whole recording.

[@millardfilmore1403]

@@francisandoh7904 he was but got damn he was killin me 😂😂😂

[@SalvadorXX98]

I would never spam emojis in a random girls comments, I guess I’m just wired differently

[@mical2great]

While mal going off is hilarious its even funnier when u know hes wrong😂😂😂. Ask mal how many money bags he put under Lizzo pics or chicks who looks mid af lmaoo. Nigga put 💰💰💰 on only fine ass chicks then gonna say his girl would be trippen if she asked him to stop

[@briandorsey7144]

Mal lives in a fantasy world.

[@nfiniti257]

Julian sounds more... "colorful" than he looks. *SpongeBob hands with the rainbow*. 😂

[@briandorsey7144]

Mal may be alone the rest of his life.

[@yuioyup]

I'm not rocking with Juelz. Mal refuses to see how problematic she is

[@i_am_gohan9232]

Same here. A person is more than her looks and her just seeming cool. I don’t trust white broads like her.

[@shakerbaker11788]

Literally no one asked you

[@TheMrBourland]

​@shakerbaker11788 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 people be so emotionally invested into other people lives. Shit is hilarious

[@dublife572]

"We have a professional relationship sir." "Gross." 😂😂

[@slammgucci]

rory is dying laughing !!! lol mal wildin!!!

[@jaiwest3387]

bc of social media everything is a performance now..mal speaking factz

[@sbabymoney3204]

His episode was Golden!

[@supergalaxygodstar]

Great episode, guys

[@DannyFrio]

1:49:26 always hilarious when Demaris say some wild shit and get immediately drowned out with collective male disapproval 😂

[@JamesP145]

So…could Rory say nigga? If so let’s film it! Lol he really dancing all around the topic

[@DannyFrio]

nahh

[@Tyler_ThaTruth]

you would have thought mal invented the moneybag emoji the way he uses and defends it lol

[@Brandonforever21608]

Mal without a hat is like Mickey without the ears

[@riseonthetrack]

WILD😂😂😂

[@Cooley254]

He's a "chocolate love"😂😂😂😂

[@nateilebode]

Between Mal’s money bags and Larry June’s oranges no one is safe

[@spj718]

Mal is too cool for everything

[@23kingelijah]

Mal look like my dad when he used to sit me down for a “talk” with his hat off, and that fit on. 😂

[@dopehousemedia617]

Na y’all been podding man. Love this show

[@ToDaMaxxx]

MAL WAS BIG CAP! He dont even want his girl to have friends that are males. Or a work husband etc. No way he ok with her droppin emojis. He sound nuts and then gets turned up cuz they are right about him

[@derikturner3437]

Mal. Is speaking facts and truths. Come to me healed…. Bar of the century

[@gilfordmccormack8140]

Shaq " I can have the Buick to you tomorrow" lol 🤣🤣🤣.

[@Astoldbykei23]

Mal really started snapping 😂😂😂

[@A.J-416]

and really......is it insecurity or.....Security!!! on your behalf. because the way mal is talking his wife has permission to CASUALLY flirt.

[@toneofmyvoice]

Love that ya spoke on Gran Turismo 💎

[@imniceyaknow]

1:11:29 takin off your shoes after entering someone’s house is UN-common? so y’all just got people walkin around ya crib wit outside shoes on?

[@Gassaone]

Why Mal act like insecurity is not a natural behavior? I’m convinced he either never been a a serious relationship or he never been with a strong minded woman.

[@civilenggggg]

Eden "BU" is HILARIOUS

[@DesireStRyan]

" come to me fixed and healed " realest s(badword)t ever 😂😂 💰 💰

[@domino8995]

Mal looking like Chris from the wire w/o that hat on and outfit. Great episode

[@Mr.Laker19]

Mal canceled. He basically saying anybody other than black calling him a n word is insane. I see why Joe got rid of him

[@Blackguysensai]

Mal thinks he's not stubborn 🤣.

[@ezralewismusic]

The Home Depot segment 😂😂😂😂 fuckin hilarious 🥲

[@philipzamot1630]

Not Rory being Jonah Hill from you people 😂 1:34:14

[@lawrencericho3635]

Mal on Boxing v MMA is worse than Charlamagne's sports takes😅