GET A SHIRT: rubixraptor.store/ Long live Chunce Whatney. I also edited this entire thing while on vacation at a renaissance festival so hopefully the quality didn’t suffer all that much! I always love these because going through the footage sent to me from the news crew is just a fever dream. Happy Early Halloween!
@adamuser39683 сағат бұрын
Finaly, CAMRA POV!!! BINGO!!
@DragonRider20973 сағат бұрын
Jay why did you curse the bird
@rustyshackleford68322 сағат бұрын
*Recognizes the ren fair venue* What do I do with this information...
@QuestionableMan-u7vСағат бұрын
Love the idea that hurricane Milton in it
@ItzMeVioletСағат бұрын
Already bought 1 of each
@Morveyn15 сағат бұрын
Chunce Whatney's career never really recovered after the pickle incident
@Howtocapatain2 сағат бұрын
Reading this without context is insane
@No.00000Сағат бұрын
Context?
@HowtocapatainСағат бұрын
@@No.00000 there is none
@ShinsayСағат бұрын
Yeah, was a real dill breaker
@brandonflores3934Сағат бұрын
chunce whatney is the best perhaps even better than rubixraptor
@WeDieStanding9483 сағат бұрын
Watching the slow decent of Chunce Whatney is the epitome of entertainment.
@RubixRaptor3 сағат бұрын
I would call his decent rapid
@chuckn4851Сағат бұрын
@@RubixRaptor God damn it, it's descent* I'm so sorry but twice in a row was too much Great video though :D
@jackjill2394Сағат бұрын
"Hello, I would like one scrambled eggs with a side of hash brown."
@tankbreaker88809 сағат бұрын
I give Fish News a solid 4 star review. He didn't ask how this would effect the trout population. And he didn't fill the generators that grandpa asked him to fill.
@theghostofgatsby99493 сағат бұрын
And he only gets four stars for that?
@gruntmasterbroadcast3 сағат бұрын
Fun fact this is actually found footage, the camera was found half eaten by a deranged zombie that had been seemingly suplexed into the ground so hard they are akin to a tombstone.... More on this breaking story at 11....
@NightShade12182 сағат бұрын
9:33 That beast deserves an award for striking a blow against biased big media conglomerates. Another victory for free journalism!
@TheComradeBritish2 сағат бұрын
Chunce Whatney, immortal news reporter, is a compelling character. I remember reading about him in history class.
@khezoboi3 сағат бұрын
Tails dedication to catching the news Is remarkable.
@williamdavis2960Сағат бұрын
Judging by this, he creates half of it. Like a firefighter starting a fire he puts out himself.
@SirAsdf3 сағат бұрын
4:13 Man went out like a Dead Rising NPC.
@Tom12aj3 сағат бұрын
The Fish News Crew is back. Let’s gooooooo!!!
@puppetstudio49893 сағат бұрын
FINALLY A SEQUEAL TO THE STAR SHIP TROOPER NEWS EPISODE YOU GUYS DID!!!!!!!!!! :D
@Rainbowtacos022 сағат бұрын
It's actually a sequel to the Alaskan Fish Apocalypse video which was a sequel to the Starship troopers. The fish Apocalypse is as unhinged as it sounds.
@KaoretheHalfDemonСағат бұрын
@@Rainbowtacos02 It was an unhinged fever dream and I loved it.
@Rainbowtacos02Сағат бұрын
@@KaoretheHalfDemon it was a fever dream while also having taken a 200g does of mushrooms. Like how tf do you come up with that idea.
@olencone40053 сағат бұрын
Chunce: "I'm here in the city of Tampa, Florida. Things are seeming a little bit... unusual." Me: Nah, that looks like a pretty normal Tuesday night :P
@Vetyx2Сағат бұрын
As a person who lives in Tampa Florida I can confirm this is a normal Tuesday night 👍
@TheDarkangelofshadow2 сағат бұрын
"I am Chunce Whutney" is going to be Ignis' new "I am Alpharius"
@CaptainRhodor3 сағат бұрын
The monster truck shopping cart is something fresh out of a fever dream, and I want at least sixteen of them XD Also, I love that Chunce leaned fully into his NPC role with his voice XD Edit: Holy fuck Chunce may be the single most unhinged individual in the entirety of the Ignis cinematic universe and I love it XD
@JoseHernandez-xv2bt57 минут бұрын
Even more so than some of the other individuals we’ve seen?
@noahcook297Сағат бұрын
7:07 the VITRIOL in his voice is fucking perfect. lmao
@thegamingxenox53483 сағат бұрын
“I’ve covered wars, you know”
@brownibal4 минут бұрын
Termina quote in the wild is bonkers
@Reffe-h2f3 сағат бұрын
3:40 my eyes
@SolFireYT2 сағат бұрын
*Vehicular assault and battery* “Hiii I’m Chunce Whatney” *The light and vengeance of God*
@bananaborn47853 сағат бұрын
9:29 i think this is my favorite moment in this vid
@F_lippy2 сағат бұрын
The most cinematic shot there has ever been
@randomfreСағат бұрын
This whole sequence was cinematically perfect 8:40
@sophisthemlock2463 сағат бұрын
Chunce Watney is a real human being. [CITATION REQUIRED]
@mayday6553 сағат бұрын
I love rubixraptor's world where no matter the job its socially acceptable to wear a balaclava
@RJGamer-zb4lb3 сағат бұрын
0:27 Wait a second I have been there! I don't live very far from there lol
@InternetwandererrebornСағат бұрын
So…..meet any fey spirits yet?
@Revenant-Will3 сағат бұрын
Nice, the Bristol renfair. Was there like three months ago.
@kristionlarsen-mx2kr3 сағат бұрын
Chunce slowly descending into madness as the vid progresses is perfection
@Overlord-es8pq3 сағат бұрын
I feel like I just witnessed the birth of a champion of chaos…
@Angle4602 сағат бұрын
“For the father and the son and the Holy Spirit” -Gems “GEMS NO!” - Jay 😂
@deathhead1044 сағат бұрын
2024 is the year of cursed ignis ops
@arcadia78452 сағат бұрын
I do love the news broadcast episodes where we just see the actual operation in the background.
@robertpowell14643 сағат бұрын
1: I see a Rubix video about a detanged ignis op you better bet your butt Ima watch it. 2: So the theme is a typical Ignis monday?? 3: you went to a ren faire hawking ignis merch??? Hell yeah.
@DominicFabbricatore-hu4ie3 сағат бұрын
I would love to see these guys play project zomboid!
@stevenhussey3843 сағат бұрын
As a witness fish news is 101% right about hurricane milton and it leading to the zombies
@hawghouse40682 сағат бұрын
8:04 onwards is an absolute schizo post, and I am completely here for it.
@Ring_student_yin_sang44 минут бұрын
Or this moment 7:10
@justsomejerseydevilwithint46062 сағат бұрын
6:00 that went about as well as it usually does when the U.S. Government "Helps".
@malkorius1561Сағат бұрын
6:15 THE RABBIT OF DEATH 💀
@idavid83912 сағат бұрын
9:30 was truly cinematic.
@williamchamberlain226346 минут бұрын
It's classic
@sunkist195122 сағат бұрын
9:36 i love how the news anchor gets absolutely flung into the air
@JLM-y5g2 сағат бұрын
I love the idea of them just dumping a bunch of unhinged video on you and forcing you to make something coherent out of it.
@gunslingerluckytankijunky3 сағат бұрын
that Renaissance field looks familiar - the joust arena....their wasn't a band/open air bar at the far end was their
@The1BiscuitBoy2 сағат бұрын
Was gonna say, I've actually been there it's pretty cool.
@lukedumelle75292 сағат бұрын
I’d like to imagine this is the same news crew from every ingnis op that’s had one
@meat15903 сағат бұрын
2:05 Incredibly grim tidings when a waffle house is closed
@mattthornhill554Сағат бұрын
Beat me to the joke 😂😂
@hoggamer8332 сағат бұрын
3:40 somehow the dude still had his vision after getting ultra blasted by gods light.
@unprofessionallyamateur635458 минут бұрын
The hard cut from his joker/armstrong rant back to normal “I’m chunce whatney” killed me
3:44 My exact words: Well, I’m surprised that didn’t explode. 3:45 Welp, spoke too soon.
@Bucketman25552 сағат бұрын
6:44 Botswana will been proud for that :)
@Butter_Warrior993 сағат бұрын
We all love the reporting of our favorite journalists, Tails Tailsman.
@Chaosgremlin694203 сағат бұрын
First the fish, now the belligerent undead.
@ElrasVoren2 сағат бұрын
No WAY!!! I was stuck in the Fey around the same time actually!🤣
@Joshisbusy2 сағат бұрын
If Drewski and karmakut are the fine touch and tactical KZbinrs of arma rubix is the chaos and craziness of it
@aniowaclassbattleship7257Сағат бұрын
10:38 *TARGET DESTROYED!*
@alfatazer_89913 сағат бұрын
Zombies, somehow LESS deadly to journalists than the IDF.
@stewlover420Сағат бұрын
True
@koala-wala3 сағат бұрын
this is the only youtube video in existence that made me get up from my chair, stumble across my room and flop on the floor crying laughing because a news reporter named fucking **CHUNCE** just boxed the everloving shit out of some random guy and then, with the rigidity of a block of fucking tungsten, glides over to the camera screaming "IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS" 10:40 for context
@colonelhammerhead30253 сағат бұрын
Ah the Great Panic of World War Z
@SiTnRPСағат бұрын
This was one of the greatest things I have ever seen. Tails should run a YT with more of his shenanigans as a reporter
@eclipse_war500956 минут бұрын
Chunce Whatney went from an emotionless guy to some insane arcane wizard
@patrickbourcier73713 сағат бұрын
Wherever tails with a camera goes….The Rabbit follows.
@wolfyboy2 сағат бұрын
I LOVE the "tails newscaster" bit!!
@allenatorgaming68673 сағат бұрын
Fish News is literally the one thing keeping me alive right now.
@why9541Сағат бұрын
"Legend has it that he was born the royal reporter of Babylon, and that he was directly responsible for the fall of Rome." "All we know is, HE'S CALLED CHUNCE WHATNEY"
@KeishinB237Сағат бұрын
Mentioning feywood is amazing because as I watch this I'm preparing to go to my local Larping weekend!
@scaucymancannotdiebaby703418 минут бұрын
i liked the part where chunce whitney turned into the omnipotent all-knowing joker halfway through
@caleburzua1446Сағат бұрын
You have so much chaos in your videos! It’s perfect for my adhd.
@DakkaDakkason3 сағат бұрын
One day, Jay is gonna complete Ave Maria and I hope that's followed by a compilation video of all the explosions over the past couple years.
@jam22493 сағат бұрын
chunce whatney and the cameraman of devious detonations
@kadoostus103 сағат бұрын
some how it is more unhinged than the fish apocalypse video
@that1connor5832 сағат бұрын
I apparently saw a sneak peak of this Op on Discord from a different POV of the “I am the Pizza King”. How I didn’t realize the Cameraman was Tails is incredible, considering his “unique” model.
@spaceramen032 сағат бұрын
the fact I was at the ren faire at the same time makes me happy! wish I could have met you
@h0rsehammer4572 сағат бұрын
i love tails dude favourite character in the RubixRaptor lore
@randomentity0191Сағат бұрын
The madness I subscribed for! I wonder how many people read the little text in the news intro at 1:28
@Thunderstar77 минут бұрын
I was wondering if someone with little to no arma experience could try to join the group. It just seems like such a fun time and a great way to play the game and learn while having a good time
@ChristopherHarris-qt3hqСағат бұрын
Calling understanding the plot a "herculean task" is an understatement because Herculean implies that it is even possible to string these events together
@followerofthemantle34893 сағат бұрын
Ah yes, Fish News, a staple of Zone 83.
@doogis54 минут бұрын
7:35 i fucking knew someone was going to make that reference
@DuneheartСағат бұрын
Renfaire. What a trip to see someone ive watched for years be the same place I was hahaha. Hilarious. I need to get into Arma, this looks so fun.
@Gigaknight12 сағат бұрын
This reporter sounds similar and talks likes Caleb from Big Mouth.
@thepangalorian101Сағат бұрын
God damn Chunce Watney escalated quickly 😅😅😅😅 Little did they know Chunce is the contemporary incarnation of the Master of Mankind.
@gabriexd-te4ke2 сағат бұрын
This is peak cinema certified, i love your videos rubix
@blackgem122 сағат бұрын
Never thought they would bring back fish news after the Alaskan apocalypse, but I guess we will see them this Christmas too.
@captainkeyes15232 сағат бұрын
I’m fairly sure I’m going to that renaissance fair next weekend
@TJ-yl7jh2 сағат бұрын
I was prepared once I heard tails being a cameraman, but my fucking god. It made no sense but it made sense.
@shotguntony4730Сағат бұрын
I'd recognize those zombie noises anywhere. Those are Dying Light zombies! Good thing there's no Volatiles.
@thetallmaninyourecloset52762 сағат бұрын
This is just your average italian zombie film, if Raptor hadn't explained the plot it would've been like The Beyond. No idea whats going but people are being eaten alive and the characters are mental so it's really entertaining.
@americanman82513 сағат бұрын
0:34 wait wheres the video about that?
@RobW-l7n2 сағат бұрын
The dragon on the Phoenix tee makes me want to boop it
@Exercitu2 сағат бұрын
It was nice seeing ignis turn into a red mist
@NoahLoydOG23 минут бұрын
Based Rubix using DS era Castlevania music.
@Shesh-v8d2 сағат бұрын
Hello, someone who reads this, hope your life is ok, and you're fine too. Everything will be great, just be yourself. Wish you luck in your beginnings. Also, hope these words helped you, you're the best. See you later. Bye. And about the vid, raptor: great as always, watching you since 2021, the quality of your vids is getting better and better.
@SuspectXX2 сағат бұрын
As a florida resident myself, I can confirm this is a perfectly standard day in Tampa.
@swarmofhungrydeathclaws2 сағат бұрын
Chunce started talking like a MGS boss towards the end there
@SomeFrenchie2 сағат бұрын
I for one have been a proud supporter of Fish News for many years, they only report on facts
@raiderthe1Сағат бұрын
The wafel house is closed? Surely this has to be a ground zero for the apocalypse.
@pedromoura1446Сағат бұрын
I would 100% have fish news on just to make ambient noise in my room.
@blulumen54202 сағат бұрын
I genuinely thought Chunce was going to tank the Smasher’s attack.
@membranealpha596145 минут бұрын
rubix is truly full screen content
@ACasualFool3 сағат бұрын
WAFFLE HOUSE IS CLOSED!! IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD!!
@Marqhll31 минут бұрын
Fish News and Chunce Whatney is the only news source I trust.
@tenacityxl36 минут бұрын
Two laws of the universe are true: 1) The Big Bang spawned the universe. 2) Chunce Whatney was there to report on it.
@Name-p3o3 минут бұрын
This implies that a fish uprising and a zombie apocalypse happened less then a year apart Yeah, that makes sense for ignis
@justsomejerseydevilwithint46062 сағат бұрын
Chunce Whatney really got intense there for a moment