News Crew At The Start of The Zombie Apocalypse | Arma 3

[@RubixRaptor]

GET A SHIRT: rubixraptor.store/ Long live Chunce Whatney. I also edited this entire thing while on vacation at a renaissance festival so hopefully the quality didn’t suffer all that much! I always love these because going through the footage sent to me from the news crew is just a fever dream. Happy Early Halloween!

[@adamuser3968]

Finaly, CAMRA POV!!! BINGO!!

[@DragonRider2097]

Jay why did you curse the bird

[@rustyshackleford6832]

*Recognizes the ren fair venue* What do I do with this information...

[@QuestionableMan-u7v]

Love the idea that hurricane Milton in it

[@ItzMeViolet]

Already bought 1 of each

[@Morveyn]

Chunce Whatney's career never really recovered after the pickle incident

[@Howtocapatain]

Reading this without context is insane

[@No.00000]

Context?

[@Howtocapatain]

@@No.00000 there is none

[@Shinsay]

Yeah, was a real dill breaker

[@brandonflores3934]

chunce whatney is the best perhaps even better than rubixraptor

[@WeDieStanding948]

Watching the slow decent of Chunce Whatney is the epitome of entertainment.

[@RubixRaptor]

I would call his decent rapid

[@chuckn4851]

@@RubixRaptor God damn it, it's descent* I'm so sorry but twice in a row was too much Great video though :D

[@jackjill2394]

"Hello, I would like one scrambled eggs with a side of hash brown."

[@tankbreaker8880]

I give Fish News a solid 4 star review. He didn't ask how this would effect the trout population. And he didn't fill the generators that grandpa asked him to fill.

[@theghostofgatsby9949]

And he only gets four stars for that?

[@gruntmasterbroadcast]

Fun fact this is actually found footage, the camera was found half eaten by a deranged zombie that had been seemingly suplexed into the ground so hard they are akin to a tombstone.... More on this breaking story at 11....

[@NightShade1218]

9:33 That beast deserves an award for striking a blow against biased big media conglomerates. Another victory for free journalism!

[@TheComradeBritish]

Chunce Whatney, immortal news reporter, is a compelling character. I remember reading about him in history class.

[@khezoboi]

Tails dedication to catching the news Is remarkable.

[@williamdavis2960]

Judging by this, he creates half of it. Like a firefighter starting a fire he puts out himself.

[@SirAsdf]

4:13 Man went out like a Dead Rising NPC.

[@Tom12aj]

The Fish News Crew is back. Let’s gooooooo!!!

[@puppetstudio4989]

FINALLY A SEQUEAL TO THE STAR SHIP TROOPER NEWS EPISODE YOU GUYS DID!!!!!!!!!! :D

[@Rainbowtacos02]

It's actually a sequel to the Alaskan Fish Apocalypse video which was a sequel to the Starship troopers. The fish Apocalypse is as unhinged as it sounds.

[@KaoretheHalfDemon]

@@Rainbowtacos02 It was an unhinged fever dream and I loved it.

[@Rainbowtacos02]

@@KaoretheHalfDemon it was a fever dream while also having taken a 200g does of mushrooms. Like how tf do you come up with that idea.

[@olencone4005]

Chunce: "I'm here in the city of Tampa, Florida. Things are seeming a little bit... unusual." Me: Nah, that looks like a pretty normal Tuesday night :P

[@Vetyx2]

As a person who lives in Tampa Florida I can confirm this is a normal Tuesday night 👍

[@TheDarkangelofshadow]

"I am Chunce Whutney" is going to be Ignis' new "I am Alpharius"

[@CaptainRhodor]

The monster truck shopping cart is something fresh out of a fever dream, and I want at least sixteen of them XD Also, I love that Chunce leaned fully into his NPC role with his voice XD Edit: Holy fuck Chunce may be the single most unhinged individual in the entirety of the Ignis cinematic universe and I love it XD

[@JoseHernandez-xv2bt]

Even more so than some of the other individuals we’ve seen?

[@noahcook297]

7:07 the VITRIOL in his voice is fucking perfect. lmao

[@thegamingxenox5348]

“I’ve covered wars, you know”

[@brownibal]

Termina quote in the wild is bonkers

[@Reffe-h2f]

3:40 my eyes

[@SolFireYT]

*Vehicular assault and battery* “Hiii I’m Chunce Whatney” *The light and vengeance of God*

[@bananaborn4785]

9:29 i think this is my favorite moment in this vid

[@F_lippy]

The most cinematic shot there has ever been

[@randomfre]

This whole sequence was cinematically perfect 8:40

[@sophisthemlock246]

Chunce Watney is a real human being. [CITATION REQUIRED]

[@mayday655]

I love rubixraptor's world where no matter the job its socially acceptable to wear a balaclava

[@RJGamer-zb4lb]

0:27 Wait a second I have been there! I don't live very far from there lol

[@Internetwandererreborn]

So…..meet any fey spirits yet?

[@Revenant-Will]

Nice, the Bristol renfair. Was there like three months ago.

[@kristionlarsen-mx2kr]

Chunce slowly descending into madness as the vid progresses is perfection

[@Overlord-es8pq]

I feel like I just witnessed the birth of a champion of chaos…

[@Angle460]

“For the father and the son and the Holy Spirit” -Gems “GEMS NO!” - Jay 😂

[@deathhead104]

2024 is the year of cursed ignis ops

[@arcadia7845]

I do love the news broadcast episodes where we just see the actual operation in the background.

[@robertpowell1464]

1: I see a Rubix video about a detanged ignis op you better bet your butt Ima watch it. 2: So the theme is a typical Ignis monday?? 3: you went to a ren faire hawking ignis merch??? Hell yeah.

[@DominicFabbricatore-hu4ie]

I would love to see these guys play project zomboid!

[@stevenhussey384]

As a witness fish news is 101% right about hurricane milton and it leading to the zombies

[@hawghouse4068]

8:04 onwards is an absolute schizo post, and I am completely here for it.

[@Ring_student_yin_sang]

Or this moment 7:10

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

6:00 that went about as well as it usually does when the U.S. Government "Helps".

[@malkorius1561]

6:15 THE RABBIT OF DEATH 💀

[@idavid8391]

9:30 was truly cinematic.

[@williamchamberlain2263]

It's classic

[@sunkist19512]

9:36 i love how the news anchor gets absolutely flung into the air

[@JLM-y5g]

I love the idea of them just dumping a bunch of unhinged video on you and forcing you to make something coherent out of it.

[@gunslingerluckytankijunky]

that Renaissance field looks familiar - the joust arena....their wasn't a band/open air bar at the far end was their

[@The1BiscuitBoy]

Was gonna say, I've actually been there it's pretty cool.

[@lukedumelle7529]

I’d like to imagine this is the same news crew from every ingnis op that’s had one

[@meat1590]

2:05 Incredibly grim tidings when a waffle house is closed

[@mattthornhill554]

Beat me to the joke 😂😂

[@hoggamer833]

3:40 somehow the dude still had his vision after getting ultra blasted by gods light.

[@unprofessionallyamateur6354]

The hard cut from his joker/armstrong rant back to normal “I’m chunce whatney” killed me

[@Azreal8226]

3:35 "hi. I'm Chunce Whatney" *implodes* 5:45 CHUNCE NO! 6:20 AAAAHHHH 8:03 start of speech

[@harrythompson-heap9754]

3:44 My exact words: Well, I’m surprised that didn’t explode. 3:45 Welp, spoke too soon.

[@Bucketman2555]

6:44 Botswana will been proud for that :)

[@Butter_Warrior99]

We all love the reporting of our favorite journalists, Tails Tailsman.

[@Chaosgremlin69420]

First the fish, now the belligerent undead.

[@ElrasVoren]

No WAY!!! I was stuck in the Fey around the same time actually!🤣

[@Joshisbusy]

If Drewski and karmakut are the fine touch and tactical KZbinrs of arma rubix is the chaos and craziness of it

[@aniowaclassbattleship7257]

10:38 *TARGET DESTROYED!*

[@alfatazer_8991]

Zombies, somehow LESS deadly to journalists than the IDF.

[@stewlover420]

True

[@koala-wala]

this is the only youtube video in existence that made me get up from my chair, stumble across my room and flop on the floor crying laughing because a news reporter named fucking **CHUNCE** just boxed the everloving shit out of some random guy and then, with the rigidity of a block of fucking tungsten, glides over to the camera screaming "IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS" 10:40 for context

[@colonelhammerhead3025]

Ah the Great Panic of World War Z

[@SiTnRP]

This was one of the greatest things I have ever seen. Tails should run a YT with more of his shenanigans as a reporter

[@eclipse_war5009]

Chunce Whatney went from an emotionless guy to some insane arcane wizard

[@patrickbourcier7371]

Wherever tails with a camera goes….The Rabbit follows.

[@wolfyboy]

I LOVE the "tails newscaster" bit!!

[@allenatorgaming6867]

Fish News is literally the one thing keeping me alive right now.

[@why9541]

"Legend has it that he was born the royal reporter of Babylon, and that he was directly responsible for the fall of Rome." "All we know is, HE'S CALLED CHUNCE WHATNEY"

[@KeishinB237]

Mentioning feywood is amazing because as I watch this I'm preparing to go to my local Larping weekend!

[@scaucymancannotdiebaby7034]

i liked the part where chunce whitney turned into the omnipotent all-knowing joker halfway through

[@caleburzua1446]

You have so much chaos in your videos! It’s perfect for my adhd.

[@DakkaDakkason]

One day, Jay is gonna complete Ave Maria and I hope that's followed by a compilation video of all the explosions over the past couple years.

[@jam2249]

chunce whatney and the cameraman of devious detonations

[@kadoostus10]

some how it is more unhinged than the fish apocalypse video

[@that1connor583]

I apparently saw a sneak peak of this Op on Discord from a different POV of the “I am the Pizza King”. How I didn’t realize the Cameraman was Tails is incredible, considering his “unique” model.

[@spaceramen03]

the fact I was at the ren faire at the same time makes me happy! wish I could have met you

[@h0rsehammer457]

i love tails dude favourite character in the RubixRaptor lore

[@randomentity0191]

The madness I subscribed for! I wonder how many people read the little text in the news intro at 1:28

[@Thunderstar7]

I was wondering if someone with little to no arma experience could try to join the group. It just seems like such a fun time and a great way to play the game and learn while having a good time

[@ChristopherHarris-qt3hq]

Calling understanding the plot a "herculean task" is an understatement because Herculean implies that it is even possible to string these events together

[@followerofthemantle3489]

Ah yes, Fish News, a staple of Zone 83.

[@doogis]

7:35 i fucking knew someone was going to make that reference

[@Duneheart]

Renfaire. What a trip to see someone ive watched for years be the same place I was hahaha. Hilarious. I need to get into Arma, this looks so fun.

[@Gigaknight1]

This reporter sounds similar and talks likes Caleb from Big Mouth.

[@thepangalorian101]

God damn Chunce Watney escalated quickly 😅😅😅😅 Little did they know Chunce is the contemporary incarnation of the Master of Mankind.

[@gabriexd-te4ke]

This is peak cinema certified, i love your videos rubix

[@blackgem12]

Never thought they would bring back fish news after the Alaskan apocalypse, but I guess we will see them this Christmas too.

[@captainkeyes1523]

I’m fairly sure I’m going to that renaissance fair next weekend

[@TJ-yl7jh]

I was prepared once I heard tails being a cameraman, but my fucking god. It made no sense but it made sense.

[@shotguntony4730]

I'd recognize those zombie noises anywhere. Those are Dying Light zombies! Good thing there's no Volatiles.

[@thetallmaninyourecloset5276]

This is just your average italian zombie film, if Raptor hadn't explained the plot it would've been like The Beyond. No idea whats going but people are being eaten alive and the characters are mental so it's really entertaining.

[@americanman8251]

0:34 wait wheres the video about that?

[@RobW-l7n]

The dragon on the Phoenix tee makes me want to boop it

[@Exercitu]

It was nice seeing ignis turn into a red mist

[@NoahLoydOG]

Based Rubix using DS era Castlevania music.

[@Shesh-v8d]

Hello, someone who reads this, hope your life is ok, and you're fine too. Everything will be great, just be yourself. Wish you luck in your beginnings. Also, hope these words helped you, you're the best. See you later. Bye. And about the vid, raptor: great as always, watching you since 2021, the quality of your vids is getting better and better.

[@SuspectXX]

As a florida resident myself, I can confirm this is a perfectly standard day in Tampa.

[@swarmofhungrydeathclaws]

Chunce started talking like a MGS boss towards the end there

[@SomeFrenchie]

I for one have been a proud supporter of Fish News for many years, they only report on facts

[@raiderthe1]

The wafel house is closed? Surely this has to be a ground zero for the apocalypse.

[@pedromoura1446]

I would 100% have fish news on just to make ambient noise in my room.

[@blulumen5420]

I genuinely thought Chunce was going to tank the Smasher’s attack.

[@membranealpha5961]

rubix is truly full screen content

[@ACasualFool]

WAFFLE HOUSE IS CLOSED!! IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD!!

[@Marqhll]

Fish News and Chunce Whatney is the only news source I trust.

[@tenacityxl]

Two laws of the universe are true: 1) The Big Bang spawned the universe. 2) Chunce Whatney was there to report on it.

[@Name-p3o]

This implies that a fish uprising and a zombie apocalypse happened less then a year apart Yeah, that makes sense for ignis

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

Chunce Whatney really got intense there for a moment