Newsboyz - Scary Stories

Trevor and Zach spin some yarns for Halloween.
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[@ANunes06]

Every Trevor story begins with "Trevor kind of sounds like a sociopath..." and ends with "Trevor is almost certainly the most harmless sociopath I know of."

[@SmiteDoctor]

"Trevor wouldnt lie to us" lmfao

[@nezzee]

It seems like this very well could have been a formative moment in Trevor's childhood. Lying and then followed by just a major payout of him laughing himself to tears at others terror. It's all coming together now...

[@jst25]

"Did you feel bad?" lmfao You'd think that after so long together that Zach would know that Trevor is a sociopath and he doesn't feel bad about anything.

[@EndlessVacuum]

That kid must've gotten lured into soooo many unmarked vans.

[@dlxmarks]

@@jst25 Especially when Zach has never shown remorse for all the times he's messed with people.

[@musicnoonelikes]

@@jst25 Trevor is super sweet man. He retweeted me as a young fan, autographed his first album. You can tell he gets a lot of joy out of stuff

[@spikespiegel2246]

I like how the scariest moment in Zach's life was his friend running at him with a sweatshirt on his head & he was working at that apartment with the blood covered landing in the stairwell LOL

[@boohiss83]

"She had every Calvin and Hobbes book". "This is like the beginning of so many pornos".

[@ANunes06]

Shortly thereafter: "She came at my grad- er -she came to my graduation."

[@tree4318]

*kicks your chest* "Sorry, I thought you were a woman"

[@HandsUp12100]

Trevor was an incredibly crafty kid. My God.

[@creepergirlnextdoor6660]

Zach thought he saw lallorona. Lol

[@rainfeller]

La Llorona.

[@TheRealNessie]

right now right now there's a hippo in the city...

[@SatanEatsJesus]

Zach is such a Chad, even when he's scared of children.

[@jeremiahvires7864]

But he was also a child

[@morganmccool6026]

I love how your go to strategy for everything, whether it be wanting an air conditioner to surviving an axe murderer, is to pretend to be sick.

[@DDMarcozzi]

Zach gets his bike stolen while he's high in a ghetto, and THIS is the most scared he's ever been.

[@drumboarder1]

Well he was high

[@Mr.PepeSilvia]

And the bike jacker was a child

[@viljamtheninja]

@@Mr.PepeSilvia So was the old lady.

[@blankname6629]

That lady was terrifying looked like a dude in drag haha

[@zumis1011]

Things are always way scarier when you're a kid.

[@evilcam]

Zach is a man (at the time child) of direct action. When confronted with the the thing that terrified him the most, he does some Bruce Lee shit. Trevor, is a man of indirect action. When confronted with the thing that terrified him the most, he scams and lies his way into learning the truth, then uses that knowledge to troll his other younger friends who seemed to intimately trust him. Combine that with Darren's ability to portray any woman or man, Timmy's enthusiasm and willingness to do whatever weird thing Zach tells him to do, and Sam's ability to yell and fall down numerous flights of stairs, and you can see why they made such a good writing team and comedy troupe. They all bring something to the table, that no one else possibly could, inside the troupe, or outside the troupe. That Jim Bienerman fella is the wild card though. I don't know what he is about or up to, but I for one don't trust him.

[@cuac232]

This sounds like a 90s cartoon intro. Neat.

[@blankname6629]

Sam is also supposedly the angry guy looking for a fight at all times haha

[@Samsquamsh]

I've never trusted Jim since day 1 man... He's up to something no good.

[@TheOssumPawesome]

Brilliant

[@randymarsh6931]

This is amazing

[@katieh8186]

I’m so glad I have these to watch to give me some comfort. Sorry for the loss

[@ObiWanBockobi]

TREVOR'S EYES during that story.

[@cromandum217]

hes fucking hammered

[@james10890]

RIP Trevor, thank you for always making me laugh

[@stuv1996]

God damn I love their stories. I'll miss Trevor a lot.

[@TheLegendofGumby]

The lady Zach imagined ended up as The Mother in Barbarian

[@meinhoffendant]

Even as a kid Trevor had to see who’s behind the curtain

[@GroovyDude00]

Well Zach's story just makes me think "oh that's where the idea for the movie Barbarian came from"

[@skamusician]

I learned something today. Trevor didn't become a troll as an adult, but has been a troll since he was just a young boy. I wonder if any of those counselors watch WKUK and shed a single tear and say to themselves, "i taught him everything he knows"

[@robmciver4832]

"Most of Virginia is secret government shit" Absolutely true. I grew up in the area (went to same school as Trevor, but a few years younger). My next door neighbor had a brother who was CIA: never was forthcoming with what he did for a living, always had a drastic appearance change every time they saw him, always jet setting. Neighbor across the street was a satellite surveillance analyst at the building by my dad's work. Neighbor around corner from our subdivision was the Secretary of State under G H W Bush. Had no idea about Peter's mountain because we moved when I was young, but looks like it was near my late cousins farm. My friend saw UFOs out there, so it makes sense now.

[@maxjackson6559]

Hearing my favorite 40 year old sketch comedians tell spooky stories at 2:43 in the morning has me shook

[@AIRWHITEY]

He's the most human celebrity. RIP Trevor.

[@E-Brightvoid]

Zach is so bad at story telling I love it

[@JD23allday]

We need all the boys for stuff like this. I can’t get enough.

[@internetstrangerstrangerofweb]

This is such a hilarious story. It’s tragic that there were so many more that only Trevor knew, that he didn’t get to tell. Rest In Peace, bro.

[@sithpsychopath3189]

This story is pure classic. No clue why it came up on my feed today but I really miss you Trevor, it hasn't been the same since you left. GFYDL.

[@sithpsychopath3189]

"Did you feel bad about it?" ...."no."

[@gardenlover9663]

I love that the nurse thought he needed to be a part of this horrific prank.

[@ceedub3966]

Those were fucking great stories. Rest in peace big homie

[@clavididk1236]

I missed wkuk 🙏🏻 thanks be to the most high for this 🙌

[@quarternipp]

Thank THEM lol

[@wendigo2442]

MASHALLAH

[@Battury]

Oh hey it's the second best show during the week.

[@Bonker_]

D&D is the best one

[@DickChimney]

@@Bonker_ The dnd one has been kind of repetitive and tedious for a while now IMO. Maybe if they do a modern-day RPG like they’ve been talking about it will be better. I prefer them telling crazy stories and talking about their sketches, it’s much more interesting.

[@larsonracies8636]

Woah.

[@Battury]

I'm joking. In the streams, it's becoming a little competition between Self Suck Saturdays and Newzboyz. I was just making a joke. Please chill.

[@Bonker_]

@@Battury Oh ok I guess we'll stop having a conversation that's fine

[@everybodyhaveagoodtime6963]

Hey yo Trevor, can we get a quick what/10 on the Nurse? (Zach should of asked this back to you lol)

[@blankname6629]

He def got a good look at her haha

[@Jay-zt1pq]

THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW!

[@raid6477]

You'll never get an answer sadly 😪

[@Resident_Stevil]

I love the fact that there's a woman that was scaring the ever loving shit out of Zach, that didn't actually turn out to be a woman, and Trevor's only question is "Was she hot?"

[@marcocardinguntsche3024]

Literally. Hands down. Not even kidding. This youtbe channel is one of the best things that ever happened in my life. Like top 10 easily

[@NiceTryBill]

The Groverhaus is located in the dismal swamp, evidence enough of the extent of its evil

[@ervineonline]

I like how Zach was more scared of that instead of the apartment horror stories.

[@blankname6629]

It’s probably because Zach was apart of the apartment horror stories he talks about his struggles with substance abuse.

[@mcmuffin55555]

I can't tell you how happy I am that you guys do these. Such a pleasure

[@TheCollekterMoviesMusic]

Last time I was this early I was tied to a radiator and graped in the mouth

[@TheHeavenlyHulk]

God they need to talk about the Grapeist next

[@clavididk1236]

😂😂 but you were practically asking for it 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@jeremybuckets]

Well, look what you're wearing.

[@Lady-Lilith]

Were you wearing purple?

[@earfboy2146]

Easily my fav sketch when I was little. Over time it’s become the slow jerk though

[@mrchiefbs]

That nurse seemed really nice!

[@Rolo-Tony]

We all had Trevor's exact reaction to the karate kick

[@theyearwas1473]

Omg I can finally breathe and type. That first story went from I get why he's scared to almost pissing myself laughing

[@edmondsjc]

I love stories like this, and you guys have the best ones.

[@limabeats2389]

Newsboyz could be a podcast

[@drakoinx]

I feel like Trevor is the kind of person to lose ooky cookie on purpose

[@immaleaf4964]

"Trevor wouldn't lie to us!" Says that kid that's known him for at least a week. Never met Trevor, I still know Trevor would 100% lie if he thought it was funny

[@deezecca8626]

This story makes me laugh hysterically every single time. Never gets old and sure as hell never misses.

[@radioactiveman1057]

Zachs story would've had me terrified too lmao

[@diamondkelly907]

I wish I was on Twitch more often to catch this stuff. Thank you for posting what you can here.

[@babykermie]

they post the full streams on their wkukvods channel if you didn’t know! i usually can’t watch when they’re live either :)

[@diamondkelly907]

@@babykermie Thank you! AWESOME!

[@Drebin31]

Disappointed Trevor didn’t shout at the counselor YOU CAN’T MAKE ME GO TO MEXICO

[@undeadsecret]

I really don't like saying this, because it's due to the big "C" but, this is the most I've seen of these guys, and I love it. wish i was born in another era when i could have been part of a group like this. XD "professional friends"

[@arsaeterna4285]

I'm pretty sure I was traumatized so badly at camp that I only remember the day part and I don't remember what happened that night and I actually feel like a cloud in my memory that I genuinely don't want to explore lol fkng lord of the flies man

[@arib8367]

Such amazing storytellers lmao

[@shmegma4371]

Happy Halloween errybody! Rip Trevor/Travis

[@Looch27]

Trevor just wanted to get that Ookie Cookie out lmfao

[@NateOvTrinity]

This is the best Newsboyz video by far. I live for this shit.

[@chunkyryan5233]

Trevor should talk about when he worked with ImaginAsian TV. I'm pretty sure the others worked with them on Uncle Morty's Dub Shack too. At least on the archived website they're in the credits. Pre-WKUK is a cool topic in general :)

[@ryanpewds894]

Yooooo whats this is insane. I grew up in Chesapeake, Va and went to Triple R Ranch and OBX all the time. You guys are awesome btw I wonder if I ever can accross y'all when I was younger.

[@JESUSwithLIGHTSABERS]

I think it’d be terrifying to fall down 12 flights of stairs.

[@drewzero1]

I first saw WKUK at summer camp. Some kid had snuck in his phone and played the grapist for the rest of the cabin after taps.

[@mst3k54]

PLEASE talk about the “Super Size Me Whiskey” sketch!

[@tonymontoya3629]

Halll yess

[@zachlawson5238]

YEESSSS

[@stickynicky8908]

Hell yeah dude

[@michaelrfalkowski2446]

Stavy?

[@BoomStick4287]

YES!!!!! I just introduced my son to WKUK

[@TheYongary]

Why?

[@BoomStick4287]

@@TheYongary in the wise words of all parents before me..... Because

[@TheYongary]

@@BoomStick4287 haha fair enough

[@Sunotmy]

haha NICE DUUUUUUDE

[@smitten8951]

That’s a great story!

[@AquaCreator]

This is gold

[@bloodgush25]

Double uploads are the best

[@dp-hr8wb]

Those were great stories 😂

[@AK907guy]

Great stories!

[@Vokda]

Zach's story is gold!

[@theyearwas1473]

Part two of that story from the side of one of the campers in the bunk right before their bunk. Never safe always scared, the bunk four story.

[@koreywilliams4570]

I was at my grandparents house, we use to live in the country, I stepped outside one night to go pee and I didn't notice my friend went out after I did. When I went back inside and started to close the door I felt some one trying to push it back open. I panicked, yelled FUCKING NINJAS and tried to close the door untill I heard my friend cracking up laughing on the other side..

[@lanceknuth5300]

There are also rumored to be ICBMs under Winlock, WA.

[@randymarsh6931]

Growing up in the 90s seems like it would’ve been so much more fun

[@xblowsmokex]

It was pretty alright man.

[@BlacksburgEV]

I have a Disnal Falls scary story! Ihave spent easily 100 hours smoking weed and drinking beers and camping with my friends as teens, at Dismal Falls. Love that place. The campgrounds were directly off the AT so you would randomly see people that haven't spoke to anyone in a month.....that I would naturally then smoke weed with. One night we are drunk and jumping off a waterfall having a blast. We wake up in the morning and proceed to jump again, however we notice about a foot long copper head with a clear shoe print down the middle where one of us stepped on it. As Trevor knows, Dismal is in the middle of fucking nowhere. Baby snakes release all of their venom unlike a fully grown snake, making it very lethal. Had that thing bit one of us, as it most likely was on the way too, it would of killed one of us. Its balls early before work for me, sorry for the life threatening but not exciting story..

[@LummyTum]

holy shit zack's story, im fucking dying

[@koreywilliams4570]

Hard to believe this was 3 years ago. Feels like just yesterday I was watching all of them doing different stuff trying to promote and make money for the new movie.

[@christiancampbell3430]

Trevor went to Ram Ranch confirmed

[@lamasu8060]

HELL YEAH

[@Uberwenis]

I fucking love these stories lol

[@Rumbple]

I just realized their channel banner is all of them in drag

[@profanityandy8585]

I remember watching this live lol

[@deevilknievel]

Finally a video longer 2 minutes

[@__Andrew]

Back when i was a kid our scout camp had a rumor that one of the hot female lifeguards would go to the pool late at night and skinny dip. So if you wanted to watch her you had to sneak out of your tent late at night and hide in the bushes next to the pool and wait. Of course she never showed up to swim nude, it was just a rumor that the older scouts told the younger ones and you would just end up having a dozen kids hiding in the bushes starring at an empty pool in the middle of the night lol.

[@sluggger3753]

Forever waiting for sexy stories

[@nodrogdivad]

Did a search, found this on the NY Post: "Peters Mountain Appalachian Mountains, Virginia • For intelligence agencies “Peters Mountain, Virginia, is a long-standing facility, run undercover as an AT&T communications station - there’s even an AT&T logo painted on its helipad - but its real purpose is as one of a half-dozen secret facilities known as AT&T “Project Offices” that are actually key hubs for government continuity planning. It’s a department-store-sized bunker, capable of housing several hundred people, and has undergone a $67 million renovation in recent years that would help it serve as one of the relocation sites for intelligence agencies in the event of an attack on Washington,” says Graff."

[@smelly1444]

Peaks and valleys

[@ajeje1996]

Yo Zach, will there ever be a follow up to Reptile Milk Flower? I've been listening to it pretty much non stop

[@riddlz814]

Dam I was hoping Trevor would of told the kids and then they all team up against the older kids.

[@oolafoolafensen4962]

i feel like this story had some influence on barbarian......

[@nipplegang4201]

Thats funny I live near triple r and known somebody to work there. Good stories boys

[@goldengod87]

Zacks scary story hahahahahhaha omg!!!!

[@donniedricker783]

I’ve lived near this mountains as well in Craig county Virginia

[@karlalden2076]

FUDGE YEAH

[@renamon5658]

Cool vid

[@vango7191]

😂😂😂hilarious

[@530Zeno]

Manhunt! The game was called manhunt where I grew up.

[@riptidejoyride2373]

It’s spooky season

[@yanahakai]

6:03 👽

[@zodiatube]

I keep forgetting to like these.

[@Luschan]

Trevor was a smart kid. I would have been one of the dumbasses fully trusting the older kids and pissing myself.

[@CecilQuetzalcoatl]

When do you guys stream

[@derekjay.s]

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