Newsboyz - Zach's First Shroom Experience

Zach recalls his first time doing mushrooms in South Philly and it did not go well for him. This is the kind of hard hitting journalism you only get with the Newsboyz.
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[@buttersmcfly9043]

That was all premeditated. The boys were friends, when the one boy stole the bike, he had the other one tell you where it was, that way the other kid would get his bike back, and they would also get your bike. Truly a genius move

[@jro3213]

Good catch

[@ajeje1996]

It goes all the way to the top

[@rakkatytam]

And the dad was in on it the whole time, who do you think taught them how to ride a motorbike?

[@JJStarcade]

No shit, Sherlock...

[@OpiatesAndTits]

Possibly the dad was in on it too. He got marked for a sucker lol

[@lanceknuth5300]

I love how the second kid gets progressively younger.

[@marksism4292]

I don't think he was snitching on him to get the bike for himself seems like he pulled some 3D chess moves so they would end up with both bikes

[@fg_roshii5913]

Exactly

[@buttersmcfly9043]

I made a similar post. I'm almost certain that's what happened

[@tonywords6713]

yup!!

[@tate_g]

0:23 Right in the feels

[@mrshs4332]

my thoughts exactly...RIP Trevor

[@tylerasato6476]

Zach sounds like he's describing the plot to a Safdie Brothers movie

[@JonasPolsky]

Funcut Gems

[@Doctor_whom]

when he said "i was at my drug dealers house" it just immediately took me back to the gallon of pcp sketch haha

[@corndogrequiem1728]

The dislike is the dude that wasn't paying attention.

[@craigwolfgang74]

I've lived in Philly my whole life, and that all definitely happened, I'm sure of it.

[@kevintanner7772]

Craig Wolfgang Born there, left. Came back. Left again. 100% agree.

[@bad6975]

My favorite story of the night. Making it a point to tune every week

[@bernardfritts4173]

Right? I can't Believe I missed this shit

[@TheSaintedOne]

"South of South Street is rough." Rougher than West Philadelphia? I heard a hell of a story about West Philly. Guy got in so much shit he had to move across the country.

[@kevintanner7772]

Saint Sacrifice Nothing is rougher than North Philly. Also, remember he’s talking about the 90’s when the entire city was nearly as bad as Detroit.

[@d.c.8828]

Dude's mom was trippin' bro

[@GonzoCiosain]

That classic Void shirt that Zach has on is awesome. How I've been a fan this long without knowing he was into heavy music is ridiculous.

[@ajeje1996]

Forget about 2020, WKUK DnD and Newsboyz are the best thing of the decade. We're witnessing history here.

[@Falcons8455]

Temple is in worst location for a university. It is minutes away from an open air drug market. I ended up addicted to heroin and then luckily got clean and transferred to Penn State.

[@gardenlover9663]

This isn't news. This is history.

[@zeta3347]

We need a drug story from all of you.

[@pseudoshaman]

You just know that each one of them has a good story to tell

[@kevintanner7772]

They should each come up with one drug story no one’s heard then have someone else tell it and we have to guess whose it is.

[@zeta3347]

Kevin Tanner Or! Make up drug stories about Sam and see if he calls every time.

[@westbrooks666]

Dear Zach, sick Void shirt.

[@zcregger123]

Dear West Brooks, thank you.

[@westbrooks666]

@@zcregger123 Alright, it's settled. I'm doing a 80s hardcore cover of the JJ Marvin song.

[@d.c.8828]

@@zcregger123 Who are you and why am I here!?

[@rboss29]

It sounds like the entire thing was planned, as Zach still had that 10-speed bike before he gave it back and lost his motorbike. Even the dad was probably in on it

[@kevintanner7772]

rboss29 Being from Philly, it’s extremely unlikely that you are not 100% correct.

[@benjiboy1245]

Zach's got some awesome taste in music. Nice Void shirt :0

[@brutalasbucs9719]

This is the most Philly story i have ever heard

[@johnnyfakeassname7852]

Man, I really want this to be a regular podcast

[@masennakonieczny2377]

This seriously sounds like an always sunny in Philadelphia episode.

[@lbunniel]

my god i needed this, you guys are the best.

[@aliya.ayyyeee]

“Shrooming in Philly” is the name of my autobiography... I wish I was kidding.

[@draageel]

By the looks of you I wouldn't be surprised.

[@aliya.ayyyeee]

draageel yeah, that’s not like, a hurtful comment. I live in Philly and enjoy mushrooms. Your trolling is lacking.

[@aliya.ayyyeee]

Sweaty Fanny Pack “by the looks of you” is 98% of the time never a positive implication, but, again, I don’t mind being told I look like I do mushrooms in Philly.... ya know, considering.

[@kevintanner7772]

I’m from Philly. I lost my right eye shrooming in the Callowhill Section. I have no doubt this plan in Zack’s story was pre-formed by the kids and maybe the dad, too. We can rest well knowing they are likely dead now. CEO of fentynal is about as far as any of them got.

[@aliya.ayyyeee]

Kevin Tanner Write a blues song about losing your right eye in the Callowhill section of Philly.

[@lonestardude6283]

"and the 5 year old was gone and never to be seen again"...the cameras go out!!!! LMMFAO!!!! Thanks for this!

[@magicking8060]

watching these guys try to use Discord is the best

[@KPCMovies]

Just noticed the intro is a song by a band Zach is in called Sirhan Sirhan. It’s called “Isle of Palms”

[@ajeje1996]

Thanks dude, it's a pretty good song.

[@ND-nr6mx]

I'm loving this. Zach, I hope you're reading the comments, fuckin' great song.

[@ajeje1996]

@@ND-nr6mx Great album, tbh. You can find it on Bandcamp, by the way. I ended up buying it, it reminds me a lot of Bullfrog by Orangutang.

[@Baackus]

I know Zach hates the name but, WKUK really fit with that story.

[@frankmurphy3077]

Thank you for so many laughs! You are comedy legends.

[@submissivelover]

Sounds like they were both in on it, that's the genius of it all. It only seemed like he traded his 10-speed bike, but in the end his little 7 year old friend, probably his brother or cousin or some shit, Grabbed got his 10-speed AND your bike. Oldest trick in the game.

[@samhudson333]

Incredible content. I didn't know Zach was a fellow Temple alum!

[@edgaralanfrog]

0:26-0:29 I say that a lot when I watch old wkuk livestreams

[@theyearwas1473]

These segments are the best part of covid 19

[@jorgedart]

im loving newsboyz!!! please more vids

[@fg_roshii5913]

Kid told his friend "You gotta get me my bike back"

[@eyeDavid]

Love Zach his stories are the best

[@nicolasprobanza9633]

ISLE OF PALMS AS AN INTRO? FUCK YEAH

[@samm6853]

Zach with the void shirt what a guy

[@donlarson5635]

The regression of Child #2's age : 2:33 -> 4:40 -> 5:41

[@dogchaser520]

Watched this live, great story

[@MrMotoflou]

That's what I love about these Newsboyz, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

[@greggdarby6610]

This is awesome

[@mikeszeligowski5782]

The dad and two kids were all in on it.

[@bearursidae42069]

How am I deemed worthy to get on that discord chat

[@mr_doublebutt]

I always love Zach's TShirts! VOID!

[@randymarsh6931]

This is how the Motorcycle Mama sketch was conceived

[@stubert94]

lmao "is anybody actually listening to Zach?" Right? I just played the video and didn't even pay attention!

[@TheChubbyKid]

Why wasn't this a WKUK sketch? Holy crap.

[@GeorgeAlexanderTrebek]

You spelled your twitch name wrong in the description FYI, doesn't link to the right channel.

[@koreywilliams4570]

The little kid goes awe fuck did I loose you again? 🤣🤣

[@MG-eb1jh]

Trev.. bruh... how fo get up in that wkuk discord server

[@PurpleHouseComedy]

exactly why i went to the comments lmfao

[@BobbyDuwitz]

Trevor is basically just Dave Grohl at this point

[@alexolivas3270]

Trevors house is awesome looking

[@mariusetternavn6214]

Zach is funny ,they are a good duo

[@null_subject]

[EDIT] Channel isn't gone; they listed the wrong link. Aaaannnd the twitch channel is gone. Please post full unedited vods here or on a secondary vod channel, because twitch cannot be trusted.

[@HawkeyeNation19]

What happened?

[@sexypizza55563]

That's so lame their streams were better than 98% of the other crap on there.

[@luketoth]

Nope it's still there, they just spelt the link wrong in the bio (probably Timmys fault)

[@null_subject]

@@luketoth I just realized the same and was about to let everyone else know. Thanks. The fact that twitch cannot be trusted still remains.

[@mrchiefbs]

Bunch of boomers. Twitch is fine and hasn’t removed anything.

[@kommodore979]

Not enough Bananas in these stories, put Timmy back on.

[@ts4gv]

zach should've opened with the pink spiky hair detail. That really helped paint the picture

[@Snowflake-hg1tn]

hey boys big fan of your stuff keep up the good vids (:

[@jaysuschrist194]

Is that araki in ur pfp?

[@milkspank9140]

Nice void shirt, Zach.

[@SparkySINN]

This story was crazy !!!! 💯🍄

[@tannerfisher227]

This story made my fucking night after a genuinely shitty day😂🤙

[@weinerlover6972]

BRIAN PUT UP THE OZFEST GRAPHIC

[@HankGowdey]

This is a great story

[@smok3sphyer770]

First shrooms experiences are always the craziest

[@Xzone256]

Love the VOID shirt Zach

[@tree4318]

I'm pretty sure Zack just remembered the same situation twice

[@toothpastehombre]

Incredible

[@drewspracklin8938]

fuck man i miss this man soo much

[@--sql]

Ah! My subscription feed!

[@trinityflanigan9955]

I SWEAR every time you’re on shrooms some shit happens 😭😭 first time i dosed my friend and i walked downtown in my city and got harassed and followed by a homeless man. he came yelling at us for a cigarette and then he pushed my friend i was like god why now

[@tewetersonog9855]

whats your discord

[@TheLegendofphantom]

I love the news

[@urzathehappy72]

Some say u can still here that kid riding the motorbike in the streets of philly

[@felixheartsong687]

Happier and with your mouth open

[@pinv0]

Oh so they were just making sketches of their lives that's pretty funny

[@HiNinqi]

Bang bang Philly gang!

[@Jackinator13xbox]

Didn't know Zach went to Temple, I just graduated. Go Owls!

[@gonzalocoelho8468]

I would have said that the story was fake in any other context but I want to believe Zach

[@kevintanner7772]

As late as 2012, I had moved into the East Passyunk section of South Philly (supposedly up and coming) and I had a 10 year old on a bike try to roll up on me because he didn’t recognize me from around there.

[@Greg-TC]

Such a funny story

[@VideoComp1611]

Plot twist he hallucinated the WHOLE world thing

[@CoachHybrid]

I ate some caps this weekend then this gets posted yooooo

[@haileyj6135]

I ain't mad at it.. Hayyyyy ✊

[@samwellfrm]

Sick Void shirt

[@MattyRude910]

And after that day they never had motorbikes on set again

[@Shifter22]

Trevor chews good vape hits hard yo. 😂

[@nichbellizzi496]

Cool Void shirt

[@breadmakesyoufat7708]

Dat void shirt tho

[@Jdemers17]

Thats the funniest story ever. Lol

[@PaNIcPeRCePTioN]

Holy shit. Didn't know Zach went to Temple. Did you live in Johnson/Hardwick or Peabody? I remember they had bulletproof glass, but J&H took theirs out by the time I lived there. Peabody was a roach motel though, and they finally tore it down a few years ago. Either way, it's still nice block, bad block. When I lived there Park Ave was OK up to 2 blocks from Susquehanna, but after that you were liable to get mugged (this is literally two blocks from campus). Fun times...

[@hvip4]

He was probably caught stealing more bikes

[@Krebscast]

One of my friends in college had their bike stolen from their living room while they slept, I think they lived near Broad and Snyder. The bike was on a facebook marketplace post the next day and he messages the thief in an angry rage. The guy responds with some veiled threat and the post disappears. I felt so bad, but he really should have locked his door.

[@akillen77]

nice Void shirt

[@Message167]

Someone in the chat for sure knows these kids lmao

[@od-hi9rz]

Void shirt!! Nice

[@SuperStephen2012]

It's funny because I also got to experience shrooms for the first time a couple weeks ago.

[@urzathehappy72]

Whats the official wkuk discord?

[@tonyclosse2283]

hell yeahhhh shrooms in philly!

[@alexanderjesus2445]

get on the JRE!

[@SatanEatsJesus]

5:12 Zach is obviously an Aris fan atpToiler

[@PlutosWorld]

Man if I ever needed more reassurance that my choice of fucking off into the wilderness away from humans whenever I trip is a good choice, this was it