4Channer Goes Missing in 2013

[@whatisopacity1458]

WHEN YOU DIALED 911 AND THEN WENT “no” BEFORE GOING TO TWITTER I LOST IT

[@sejcai]

what is opacity SAME LMAOO

[@SunlessPeriwinkle]

Even he knows it's bullshit lmfao.

[@SkeletalsBoneWorks]

@@teeks8713 man, 37 more liked it

[@SkeletalsBoneWorks]

@@teeks8713 make that 38 with me

[@eclipseholic]

LMAOO

[@theFORZA66]

Alex : wait bro dont kill me yet im finishin the caption 2q8 : aight bro i gotchu i can wait a few

[@koolaidjammer1647]

Lol

[@AwakenOhSleeperGaming]

Boi :: lmao.. honestly, when you’re 4chan bros, that’s totally plausible. 😂

[@therealrealrealreal]

666 likes

[@ThisIsNotADramaChannelFR]

😂😂😂

[@shreknocratus4682]

Did caption exist on 4chan back then? I can't even remember anymore when it got implemented, but it wasn't always there.

[@dylanmauga]

guys I think someone is running at me, going to try and escape by using my legs to run faster

[@jackmaitland8496]

Lmao

[@MightyMack03]

Kind of hard to do anything when there's one exit and the guy who lured you to his place knows the layout better.

[@subby6754]

Nigerundayo smokey

[@googleaccount6117]

Thats called cross country

[@fnaftimex2361]

Lol

[@demonjmh]

Some sketchy guy is posting weird pictures and practically begging to lure someone to a location... I know, I think I'll go at night

[@SquooshyCatboy]

He could be there in the day.

[@SquooshyCatboy]

@@sunflower8227 Yeah this actually does sound like mega bullshit...

[@hakanchunton823]

And alone. And unarmed.

[@george4111]

Yeah and then documenting your every move seems unlikely when have you done something and posted things step by step makes no sense

[@tag8759]

They called the girl in movie stupid for going in the basement.

[@primitivechef8009]

I think the 4channer was my dad as he hasn't been back for a while

[@yessauce9971]

oof that solves the mystery

[@primitivechef8009]

@i want to die UwU imma break your Niko Niko kneecaps cause of that

[@AzureQuality]

@@primitivechef8009 no i will zawarudo your ass

[@TheAkrillion]

@@Matt-hm2lt No, it's a Diesel reference.

[@thanosdione8053]

Why do you think

[@cedisbread]

my dude was speedrunning to his death lmfao

[@vexlaufey5706]

Me too. He’s not special

[@WH173F4C3]

F

[@Ian-tc6xe]

Vex Laufey well he beat you so of course he’s special.

[@bboi5845]

INSTIG8 / / Enlunix depends on how young he is and how old alex was

[@jarrajada]

there is a way to clip through the floor, and save some time

[@w0rmteeth]

Assuming that this is real, I feel like it'd be hilarious if nobody continued to go to this creepy dude's coordinates and he just continued to desperately post asking for people to come

[@kleenexbox974]

hes like "maybe if i continue to post they'll come, please come"

[@emilyslicer2843]

Random Chan dude : no one will come be my friend 😭

[@blindiris22]

The part about this story that has always creeped me the fuck out is that I'm from the area and know roughly where the creepy guy's coordinates are. Its about 20 minutes from where I used to live, one town over. Ive always had a macabre interest to go to the place, drive past it, ask around about it, etc., but you ain't gonna catch me around there-- hell no. Even if the whole thing is fake, its spooky as shit to think about it being right around the corner.

[@jbjacobs9514]

@@blindiris22 I lived in Knoxville a long time. I am weird like that too - I want to go check it out, but I am not crazy enough to do something stupid and get myself killed. I spend enough times accidentally hurting myself by falling, banging into things, and I don't need anymore help going to my doom. But if I were still there, and you wanted to go I would say, yeah, let's drive by. LOL

[@jadenbryant9283]

@@blindiris22 I think you should go just get a gun and a few friends with guns. Before you go and flim it

[@KaguyaHimex]

He was in a dark dirt cellar in the middle of nowhere and his 2013 4g let him upload pictures every couple of seconds?

[@Monetenbursche]

"2013 4G" *cries in germany*

[@awhahoo]

Yeah. Like even with my good internet it can take a moment for videos and pictures to upload onto discord

[@Stagcraftstream]

okay but I can never get past the captcha. fuck the captcha

[@poinkek]

I dont even have that fast of internet 8 years later

[@ironpulcinella3586]

What if those pics were uploaded as his dead body was being moved????

[@notfriendly261]

*finds decaying human remains* Alex: let’s just keep looking

[@albertcazares9092]

That "corpse" would of smelled like shit and would've been absolutely putrid. Alex was a little bit too chill to be surrounded by dead people murdered by some psychotic crack head that was about to murder gum

[@lianocellilevi7101]

In fatc i m more rigth with you giys cause ok the scarpe but i find a corse i grew like that i puked but called pollice a human braon normale answer his is a murderer braon answer stay there and rally the smell is siiiiickful you can you must be the killer

[@lumbyte5265]

@@lianocellilevi7101 none of that makes sense.

[@lianocellilevi7101]

@@lumbyte5265 some are wake and understand don t woffy k don g care ofc you

[@lumbyte5265]

@@lianocellilevi7101 ey?

[@Nightelvee]

Imagine uploading an image over rural area 2G network speeds in 2013.

[@trscsaeg]

I'm going to have nightmares now. Thanks a lot

[@fotoschopro1230]

Underground.

[@conoreffinmurray]

Yeah, I think all this alone should prove this was all fake.

[@spitemeta]

bitch i do that now im banned from /b on my wifi (despite not even posting anything) so i use my data

[@yellowbelly7863]

What's 2G?

[@slowdives851]

Going with Alex is the OP theory, I imagine he just got bored of the entire thing and forgot to update it. That's what I'd do lmfao

[@cryingtm7237]

or wanted to freak people ouy

[@jdao1sm]

or maybe he was held for ransom and they payed the ransom but the op took his phone or something like that

[@Krystalmyth]

Guy literally has the same trip.

[@esmenouvelle9439]

Did anyone check to see how old Alex from TN's account was?

[@Novasky2007]

A guy faked a murder posted it to 4 chan pretended to investigate his own fake murder - Gets murdered and eaten by a gang of canibal homeless guys who happen to bed down in his fake murderspot - interesting if true!

[@joeldudee9356]

”you shouldnt have come, i lied” Alex: Oh No, Anyway

[@tunasalad9693]

"Oh no.... Anyway let's keep going."

[@xeir9117]

Lmfao fr

[@Karampole217]

That ain't gonna stop me because I can't read

[@bethanygraham6562]

Hr guy lllm heyv The u..big

[@noobgod2407]

Bethany Graham same

[@mikeparkinson1695]

The prize was raids: shadow legends’ free trial.

[@ericworley4361]

Mike Parkinson nah its a mail flyer for Dish Network, addressed to “Occupant”. It says that if he signs up for a TV + phone package today, he will receive a Visa gift card valued at $100!!

[@nickpatrick7021]

Nah it's an original Polybius cabinet

[@oreotherosyboa571]

Nah its 5% of a 3 dail trial to raid:shadow legends

[@gregfrin8702]

Nah, its an App that automatically skips Raid: Shadow Leagues sponsorships. that really should be a thing.

[@nuui2hou]

Nah, it was this! (paper shuffling) uh.. “To my dearest IKEA costumer,

[@davidbrown160]

A person followed coordinates from 4chan, and disappeared forever. In other news, fire is hot.

[@lianocellilevi7101]

I was writimg that dn who now follow them crazy weitd asses everywhere and you follow th no you mutder or no it is a retard sorry

[@iamunbelievablystupidbut4001]

@@lianocellilevi7101 that makes no sense

[@randyrankin682]

Fancy seeing you here.

[@EinFelsbrocken]

@@iamunbelievablystupidbut4001 Shes either an italian girl that hasnt really integrated english syntax and grammar yet; or shes just someone trying to spew nonsense to seem "creepy". Both are a bit sad

[@JackNhoff556]

David Brown I’m just gonna borrow this

[@hubguy]

Plot twist: Alex came earlier, took pictures, got killed by the guy, and the guy posed as him

[@LisethH]

NintendoHub yeah okay maybe, but wouldn’t his phone be locked? unless he ‘killed’ him when he was posting?

[@atocb8411]

@@LisethH but somehow there must be missing report in that area linked to a person named alex ?

[@macadoodle2491]

@@LisethH he sees his flash go off, Alex drops his phone while being killed. Boom it's already unlocked because he was using it.

[@macadoodle2491]

@@atocb8411 he didn't say where in Tennessee he was from.

[@hubguy]

Liseth H He leaves him mostly dead so he can get the password out of him before finishing him off

[@DizzyedUpGirl]

Imagine that Alex just had a series of minor unfortunate events. Like, he made it home and was going to update, but the hard drive fried his comp and his mom ground him and took away his phone for a month and then he just fucking forgot to update ever.

[@guncatto2625]

Lmao

[@RareTrack]

The good ending

[@ArchangelExile]

That'd be sexy.

[@Dog.This_Identifier_Is_Shit.]

@@ArchangelExile That's a very... Interesting way to see it.

[@adsfddsdfsfsdsasofsavgdhua4879]

no he was probably behind both accounts and people are just dumb

[@deenalmatter6259]

The prize from the anon better be a package from dollar shave club

[@slothyyteen-lg7me]

Underrated comment broooo lmao

[@deenalmatter6259]

çaboose I don’t get welfare checks

[@caboose9024]

@@deenalmatter6259 me N E I T H E R

[@doodlemoo]

Lmao

[@TamaoMizuki]

Ikr I always wanted to try it

[@bigg_hummus9858]

imagine you go missing and you get remembered as a 4channer, that's chilling it's easy to find the 4channers in the replies

[@Dave-fd6xc]

Underrated comment

[@henrineblina9119]

Worst ending

[@audisnewbeginning8616]

Omg! Right,!

[@RadicallyHonestAutist]

There's a reason posts are anonymous by default over there lol.

[@kalt7990]

Better than being forgotten I suppose.

[@riioas5543]

Imagine being classified as a “4channer”.

[@feeluvsyou]

the mf followed coords to a underground warehouse, had who knows what happened to him and his only title is 4channer

[@gauge_silvers]

4 chan is good tho

[@coochieman6221]

Is like being classified as a predator

[@gauge_silvers]

@@coochieman6221 but im not like that

[@marionamewontwork2681]

What is this 'four chan' do we know who he is? quote from a news caster giver or take.

[@calebd3947]

Plot twist: the prize changes after every person finds it. The prize becomes the person who found it.

[@SeeMeRolling]

pretty sure it was the point

[@cantsneedgaming4591]

The prize was all them good tasty drugs to sell

[@eli9492]

What if its a worm on a string

[@pissiole5654]

the prize was prying themselves away from 4chan for a while and getting some much needed exercise even if it was only a short yet exhausting walk.

[@fupoflapo2386]

Eggy?

[@atotheg1991]

The prize was 15% off your insurance with Geico.

[@Joshua-pt8hb]

But only after 15 minutes

[@humbleabode9708]

No............16

[@Itried20takennames]

Or a 20% off coupon from Bed, Bath and Beyond, and a free AOL cd.

[@SunlessPeriwinkle]

Lmaoo

[@PRS-qh5jf]

Nuh uh it's a degree from Purdue university.

[@JustinWhangYt]

7:30 can we copy strike nexpo?

[@Joi_Robb]

Ooo this almost went unnoticed

[@anthonywildey8980]

Haha wow

[@jonathanmoorman7595]

The Chans must unite!!!!!!!

[@sarahschoaf3540]

I hope you are kidding :/

[@jerryc5716]

@@sarahschoaf3540 I hope *you* are kidding

[@andrewv.9142]

the upload time intervals are especially unbelievable considering Alex was supposedly unwrapping plastic, stumbling on dead body parts, etc. while uploading once a minute

[@Fireandblonde]

Andrew V. Exactly

[@Oozywolf]

And underground lol. The last basement I went in was a total deadzone

[@6abial]

not to mention the grueling captchas that 4 Chan makes you solve before you can post

[@JokingJames2]

@@6abial The most frightening twist of the entire story is that Alex actually pays for 4chan gold

[@malacara1335]

@@6abial in 2013?

[@farribastarfyre]

When it comes to your whole "time between taking a picture and sending a tweet" test, let's not forget that on 4chan, you also have to answer a distorted letters Captcha for each post, so it would likely take even longer than your testing.

[@MatheusDeLimaDilima]

Exactly. The captcha that fails more than once. The year of 2013, awful location and that speed to upload pics "from a basement". All of this is totally ludicrous. OP could have made a better job in this ARG.

[@pereirafernando7413]

What if he's loading everything up and it just finished loading all at once? Like take a pic, then post it, then take a pic, then post again,...until everything finished loading equidistantly? I don't know if this is the way the 4chan uploading system worked, especially if there's no wifi. Been on the site a few times but never uploaded anything so can anyone give me an answer?

[@Homodemon]

@@pereirafernando7413 Nope.

[@anona8749]

@@pereirafernando7413 no dummy that's not how it works lurk moar

[@sirllamaiii9708]

That captcha system is new

[@cherrytastiq]

Plot Twist: The guy actually invited him, and they both now live as roomates on another better secret house

[@Skeletonman59]

@Playlist the chairs have cupholders

[@chalicent8969]

The Most expensive PC

[@dr.animegirlseksgivermd.9659]

*And a huge ass pool*

[@PitLord777]

Wholesome

[@o0hma770]

and huge ass dragon dildos

[@iTzDeyo]

It's clearly the same guy, they type in the same way. A lot of periods. Wierd sentence structure. Definitely the same. Guy.

[@smot-poker]

Exactly. Every bit of typing style is same

[@legionmaniac-9202]

I see What you did

[@velocifighter4650]

har dee har har

[@muhammadsaif2739]

I see what you. did.

[@LacedWithOreos]

Either same guy or they were homies in on the joke for attention. I really don't believe someone would be that reckless and just rush in, unarmed and update online where the killer can see lmao.

[@rapidtransit9111]

"You shouldn't have come. I lied." alex: . . . . welp let's keep goin

[@Ghostxx]

"probably a typo"

[@abaddonlanar]

unless he's got a 12g under the hand, attached to a lamp and he's just trying to find the dude to "arrest" him ?

[@lolkas7430]

why are there 911 likes

[@Dog.This_Identifier_Is_Shit.]

Oh no! Anyways

[@debradowner8761]

"Better update the post" haha

[@colonelcorneliuscornwall3547]

He’s just giving us a house tour

[@mr.auster1481]

Resident Evil 7 in a nut shell

[@_sunchildd]

wtf is your pfp 🤣☠️

[@thunderdicks7380]

Average redditor house 😳

[@Kaytymoo]

Can we just get a PogChamp in the chat for Colonel Cornelius Cornwall o7

[@__hjrx8192]

LMAO

[@spooky_boi4329]

“Goodnight guys, play with you tomorrow” *last online 5 years ago*

[@dollykumo2959]

That's hilarious ,,, and kinda sad lol

[@safiy60]

Goodnight girl, i see you tomorrow. *falls*

[@Randomuser231]

@@safiy60 I immediately thought of that

[@j.ojo2004]

Me when I’m playing with my friends in a nutshell

[@konnervigil712]

Back in my day we referred to him as "Nightmare Expo"

[@CrimtaneFN]

I still do.

[@Jus_Joj]

I'm never gonna call him by his new name lmao nightmare expo was just so much fucking better, nexpo sounds like an immature gaming youtuber

[@imnotokimdeadinside3271]

Yep

[@rogue-taxidermy_griffin]

@@Jus_Joj Calling him nexpo and being able to watch his videos > calling him nightmare expo and not getting shit from him because KZbin sucks

[@anthonyhutchins676]

Wasnt that like a couple months ago? Lol

[@Sim-mn5gw]

4 channer goes steam works bye bye always on drm

[@exoticbandicoot7774]

Lmaooo

[@LordPenguinVR]

4 channer goes steam works bye bye always on drm

[@JacobeKun]

Lol... new meme?

[@Jus_Joj]

4 channer goes steam works bye bye always on drm

[@johannliebert445]

4 channer goes steamworks bye bye, always on drm

[@happymadface6691]

“Oh no they are following me, I gotta update my profile to ‘deceased’ real quick tho!”

[@nowasiwassaying...1699]

Lmao when Nexpo is testing "Alex's" photo-and-caption-then-share time and at one point goes to dial 911 (to show that it would be so quicker it to just call 911 for help rather than taking photos and sharing them to 4chan....) but shares the photo instead 😂😂😂

[@SketchUT]

[types 911] “No...” [posts picture] 100/10 absolute comedian

[@nebula2491]

I can see why he did the “911 pause” for a sec. because if you’re Alex and you actually went to the spot. Would you tell the cops you followed coordinates on 4chan because you believed there was a “prize”....... it wouldn’t sound the best, hardly even believable...

[@nebula2491]

So he could’ve went to call 911 and debated it for a sec and been like “nah ima sound dumb as fuck”

[@ghost-p.]

why call 911 when you can make a thread about it on twitter?

[@nathanrail-road9662]

Well it wouldn't sound too dumb to police if you found a pelvis

[@kay-sk6qh]

@@ghost-p. WHERE IS UR PFP FROM ??? EVERYONE HAS IT IM SO CONFUSED

[@ccaagg]

>911 "No" Literally every one of these far-fetched stories in a nutshell.

[@datcyanguy7812]

FURRRRRRRRY!!!

[@koopakid1000]

@@datcyanguy7812 you're a furry too lmao

[@Nightcore_Paradise]

Cactus Boi Ha

[@Nightcore_Paradise]

Spork Master I sometimes like to slather myself in baby oil and crawl through tight spaces to reenact child birth.

[@ccaagg]

The replies here are quite something. Wow.

[@theposhdinosaur7276]

Even less likely option 3: Alex went, took pics for later, got ganked, killer uploaded it because it tickles his pickle.

[@SirBlackReeds]

Even more less likely option 4: Alex went, took pics for later, was abducted, and now he's forced to tickle his abductor's pickle.

[@dylan-kt7kd]

Even less likely option 5: alex is anon and has multiple personality disorder takes the photos, tickles his pickle and fogerts to post after then quickly posts all the photos

[@Known_as_The_Ghost]

Even LESS likely option 6: Alex and the 'killer' were friends, and they had pickle sandwiches together.

[@KPater-mf4je]

LEAST likeliest option 7: It's the greatest thing to happen to sandwiches since sliced bread. Pep it up with the original sandwich stackers from Vlasic, the perfect pickles to stack.

[@aaliyahrammstein6674]

I think the OPOSSUM killed anon, and then killed Alex because he thought they where friends.

[@rebornreaper194]

Maybe the real internet mystery are the friends we made along the way

[@Azimuthlumen]

Explains why we have no friends

[@baughy2522]

Maybe the real internet mystery is why we have no friends

[@mieyy-w6x]

@@baughy2522 true

[@pissiole5654]

i like to think we each have a little internet friend deep inside of us. How he makes me feel so warm inside is the real mystery in my books

[@vtgantaisollarium.824]

@@pissiole5654 He makes you feel warm with warm liquids of course.

[@coffeebearboi]

Nexpo: "911" Also nexpo: "Nah." *tweets.*

[@ardiharyadi5020]

Priorities.

[@ImmaLittlePip]

To be fair that's this generation in a nutshell

[@thefuck7175]

@@ImmaLittlePip nah

[@trihexa3024]

@@ImmaLittlePip nah

[@mahzmehz9505]

@@ImmaLittlePip nah

[@koshtheripper8048]

Well... Remember... OP never delivers.

[@Nexpo]

Never ever

[@oof4750]

How is your commitment 2 days ago

[@dokidoki777]

How is your comment from 2 Days ago?

[@katpuh]

Wtf 2 days ago

[@mage1102]

2 days ago!!!!

[@iichiigo7751]

My question is - what was OP going to do if someone ACTUALLY came?

[@yelkhan2002]

probably nothing. He just hyped it all up and it was just full of animal corpses and typical "shady" stuff, lol

[@GoatyHerps]

Make them watch as he sat on a dragon dildo.

[@Kirboru]

Cody S. XD

[@kylebear8101]

Yelkhan Z I knew it! That hand looked more ape like than human!

[@mrosskne]

OP doesn't even live in TN. he wouldn't care.

[@KnuckleGeo]

I know this is a very old video now but I have lived in Elizabethton all of my life and know the exact building that was talked about in the posts. It’s an old factory called The Bemberg, it’s considered a supposedly “haunted” place by a lot of people who live around here. It’s located near a Walmart in a decently populated area. There is a large fence surrounding the building and it’s very damaged and used to have dogs and a lot of homeless people in it. My guess is “op” and Alex were the same person. There was never a report of a missing person named Alex or a death around that time.

[@meredithgrubb4497]

I live in Blountville but go to this area often and it was strange seeing a video from a place i recognize.

[@rockinbobokkin7831]

Plot twist: it was an abduction Plot twistier: now they are in love

[@ronidude]

Oh my

[@clandestineCryptid]

I ship it

[@DrunkinDonuts97]

Beauty and the beast 2.0

[@TarwTarw]

Plot Twistier Twist: Alex abducted 2q8

[@fatsquidpis8660]

Tarw plot twistiest: they abducted each other!

[@ProtoYoshi99]

The message on the plate was kinda chilling. "You shouldn't have come. I lied." Woo!

[@EXPLOSIVEXPLOSION]

Kinda gay if u ask me

[@minecraftgoat87]

@@EXPLOSIVEXPLOSION haha wtf

[@NoahsArcade]

Its Ric Flair

[@favourites144]

GCProductions I thought it was the funniest part of the story tbqh

[@heidi9342]

EXPLOSIVEXPLOSION LOL

[@heroponrikixd1766]

In real life it would be even slower than your twitter test because 4chan has you do a captcha for every post with and with 2013 4g as i assume that place has no wifi even longer

[@zeffery101]

yeah, plus, its not as mobile friendly as there is no app for it. And replying and posting isn't easy in general. but especially on the phone, you'd have to zoom in and click the buttons a couple times for it be selected. Plus this was 2013 when the best smart phone was an HTC one or an iPhone 5s. Anyways, for that time to be achieved, the pictures had to all be ready and posted through a computer with fast wifi. Another factor is that Nexpo just took random photos and wrote the first thing that came to his mind. In real life, he would have to assess the situation, know what he is looking at, be extremely cautious, move room to room, take photos, and upload them with description. Its just impossible Its as if Alex/OP wanted everyone to know it was fake

[@pre-packaged_9692]

Yess, I was gonna say there's no way he uploaded that fast from his phone in 2013

[@hopehas1317]

I’m sorry to say that those aren’t just “long nails” ... 😬 they are finger bones that are exposed..

[@xanderamirales2279]

Dam

[@SickFairy]

It looked like a peculiar tree root of some sorts to me, but maybe I'm just boring

[@hopehas1317]

@@SickFairy you’re not boring at all, you just have a different perspective and that is entirely healthy and arguably makes things more exciting in life. 🤗

[@AshHeaven]

Where

[@whyduchess6423]

@@hopehas1317 omg that was so positive and nice 😭☺️

[@EckhartsLadder]

I hear the Rage Comics got him. That's why neither has been seen since.

[@theswagman1263]

Whatre you doing here mate lmao

[@maxthedoglover]

EckhartsLadder Forever alone.

[@jonathanmoorman7595]

Hello! Fellow Subscriber here!

[@moritzzz1]

Wow those are old memes

[@rere960]

Cool to see you here!

[@dbear6713]

Nexpo: *Drops new video* Me: Fastest hand in the west

[@tristansvalina4663]

Me (Eastern European): самая быстрая рука на востоке

[@Nero-Pack]

Lol this video was posted 2 days ago and I didn't notice

[@AndrewRibbit]

This can be taken in two different ways.

[@Error-fp9ev]

Omg same

[@Knightlychan]

Lmao, I get the joke

[@KyleRyanFilm]

If Alex was really there, uploading his every move to 4chan, he was giving detailed minute-by-minute instructions to the killer, including photos of exactly where he was. Luckily, it was just a hoax.

[@eagle0114]

B-b-but maybe it's real. Maybe the Earth is flat and the moon is made of cheese too? Ya never know.

[@finhazel]

@@eagle0114 what do you mean ya never know, theres a thing called speculation

[@iimiqwii2786]

@@eagle0114 d-did you just stutter

[@eagle0114]

@@iimiqwii2786 when I alluded to the Earth not being flat and the moon not being made of cheese? No I didn't.

[@eagle0114]

@@finhazel Yeah, dude. Ghosts are real, the Earth is flat, and every single shitty theory founded on nothing other than outdated beliefs, the lack of common fucking sense and the disregard of Occam's razor is true.

[@alhassirakhdugani5813]

Imagine going to a place that is being implied has some kind of dead body “prize” waiting for you without a gun, other people, or the cops. My buddies and I would have been armed to the teeth.

[@ares0444]

Fr. I understand wanting to go to a "creepy" place but you'll have to be downright stupid to not go without company and guns. Especially when you're a 4channer who is (probably) on the x board

[@jessem4087]

@@ares0444 also they live in tennessee, which has "loose" gun controll laws.

[@rat7252]

@@jessem4087 do they have "loose" bomb vest laws?

[@thebigdawgj]

>believing anything from 4chan That was your first mistake here.

[@NotFeelingBlauw]

@@mariama.f8314 hey those things are expensive okay

[@tannerlawley8435]

justin fwibber No it wasn’t, “Hurr durr hurr everything I read online is fake”

[@antispaghettigod1201]

@@tannerlawley8435 Chill spaz, have you ever even been on /b/

[@SavageEntertainmentYEAH]

Heh heh, you’ve played right into my trap

[@user-tn9sb5ci3f]

Are people actually dumb enough to believe this is all real

[@ProtoManiac2283]

Alex: **finds a literal, actual mummified pelvis** Also Alex: I'm going to not call the police

[@crackindenpockets6211]

thats cuz Alex aint no snitch

[@Jimmyboygohome]

ProtoManiac is Alex a doctor? How does he know it’s a pelvis or what a mummified one looks like? Lol

[@softhusky]

@@Jimmyboygohome maybe he's an artist, and it's kinda obvious it's been mummified cause there's nothing on it

[@Unifiedlight]

“I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that”

[@Josh42069]

Bunny Tsukino a pelvis is pretty easy to tell what it is lol

[@whosgame8306]

There is an Alexander that went missing in October 26, 2007 in Tenessee at only 4 hours car drive location from this one, 5 years passing by could have maybe led to the state of decomposition of the hand we saw in the pic, and would be a way to brag for the killer about his murder ? who knows.

[@ArcticFoxtrot]

Who knows? Maybe the dude did kidnap and kill Alex, and made this 4chan thing, to (like you said) brag about his kill?

[@DProductions-ty4ym]

No because the decomposition of a hand is in shorter.

[@1989Ezal]

Who knows?

[@0oidiedinatimemachineo024]

i think after five years a hand would be ocmpletely decomposed and be just like bone almost

[@ShyDigi]

You should call and report the post to the authorities actually!

[@sheryldomingo322]

Bruh imagine going on 4chan and see some guy post coordinates and actually go there..

[@Timmysthirdbirthday]

Bruh imagine going on 4chan and see some guy post coordinates and actually go there..

[@brittasnow64]

Bruh imagine going on 4chan and see some guy post coordinates and actually go there..

[@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodb7585]

Bruh imagine going on 4chan and see some guy post coordinates and actually go there..

[@ThinkAbout-It]

Bruh imagine going on 4chan and see some guy post coordinates and actually go there..

[@VanBagdi]

Bruh imagine going on 4chan and see some guy post coordinates and actually go there..

[@HiVoltish]

What if "Alex" wasn't his real name? Then we can't confirm or deny that he was actually missing.

[@GorrilaJohnson]

Thought about that too. Makes a lot of sense for him to use a fake name

[@festivite]

yeah you aren't gonna give your name out to 4chan never ever fucking do that

[@Strype13]

That's why he checked ALL missing persons/murder victims in that area for the appropriate time frame and informed us that the only one was that murder + suicide between wife and husband.

[@SeightJam]

Hivolt Arc I was thinking the same thing, but then why would he even make up a name in the first place? The only reason to give your name would be to gain notoriety, which would be rendered completely pointless by using a fake name...

[@blankblankpog]

@@festivite Eggman flashback

[@serijas737]

Normal People: "Let's not go there, propably some smartass rapist waiting for prey." Alex: "Ight, imma head out."

[@jadenbryant9283]

@@KeimoKissa they probably think it's fair

[@asemov2707]

My first reaction would have been to call the local authorities with a tip. They'd send a cruiser car to investigate the site fairly quickly.

[@Dog.This_Identifier_Is_Shit.]

More like a killer or a kidnaper than a rapist imo, thought I -sadly- wouldn't be surprised if sexual acts were involved

[@niftyspigots7023]

He should have live-streamed it Edit: wait it was in 2013 lmao

[@youtubecommentguy8871]

Nifty Spigots streaming in 2013 won’t give you as much revenue. Of course he didn’t do it lmao

[@dmtdave207]

Its just a sketch. Damn, you ppl.

[@01MrCapricorn]

@@dmtdave207 r/woosh

[@vincentsimbol7251]

Imagine chilling in the woods then hearing a wild Nexpo heavily grunting

[@LateNightTableCo]

Imagine chilling at home and suddenly seeing him send those tweets with no prior context

[@muimi365]

Heavily grunting? 😳

[@JoeScruffy]

Man, Geocaching has gotten weird

[@xX54MXx1]

this vid makes me scared to geocache

[@alejandrocandelario9621]

@@xX54MXx1 Well, at least you can see comments and pictures from other people that found the Geocache. I wouldn't look for one that nobody's visited, though.

[@arekusu.]

Some kids went geocaching and found a couple of dead bodies in a suitcase on the beaches in Seattle about a month and a half ago. So yeah, it can get kinda weird.

[@WEATHERRGlRL]

Ａｒｅｋｕｓｕ i think that was from randonautica, but yeah geocaching can get iffy

[@danm5266]

As i have learnt from my time on 4chan, it is incredibly hard to use on mobile, meaning that i doubt that he would be able to post at even half that speed. This is also assuming that he had a secure connection to the internet which may not be the case if it is underground.

[@dionysuseleuthereus4666]

I was thinking the same thing. Plus, why would he even want to post that fast or that frequently? Why would anyone in a potentially dangerous situation waste time with that?

[@LisethH]

Dionysus Eleuthereus exactly. and also wouldn’t you go prepared? maybe bring a couple friends, something to defend yourself with?

[@macadoodle2491]

@@LisethH he was on 4 Chan. What friends?

[@SmasterThaMaster]

If he had an Android he could have easily used one of the 4chan apps on the Play store.

[@fuchigama]

@@SmasterThaMaster Not in 2013.

[@fr4225]

"seems to be some mummified pelvis" _what_

[@goobcity6502]

blue orangeade **keeps exploring despite finding human remains**

[@noahcardew4482]

Your Local Crazy TM he was so casual. ‘There’s a literal human pelvis here.... OHH AND A PLATE”

[@sla-l5n]

Lord Farquaad LMAOOO RITE

[@NocturnalDecay]

Will it let me into the Forbidden Wing of the Blue Palace?

[@arnoldswaggerson6938]

OP when nobody goes to the location: Fine, I'll do it myself

[@SyntheticEverything]

Almost certainly a hoax. Cops should have been called after the picture of the hand tho.

[@goodkisser8591]

nymersic OP could’ve made such simple tweaks to make it more believable too such as spreading out the posting times more realistically, etc. Sucks that it was so easily solved but a cool attempt nonetheless

[@Alex-oj8po]

I can just imagine this guy uploading photos, typing out posts and solving 4chan captchas while trying to escape a crazy guy. 100% legit

[@juggalette42009]

OMG aLEX FROM TN I CAN'T OMG WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL THESE YEARS??

[@pyrojack8230]

No captchas in 2013 newbie, check your facts.

[@mel.0dy]

oMG WAIT ITS ALEX FROM TN I THOUGHT YOU DIED

[@juggalette42009]

BRO YOU GOOD? OMG GUYS I CANT BELIEVE HES ALIVE HOLY SHIT

[@Conici_AU]

@@pyrojack8230 There were captchas in 2013...

[@whizzersterriblehorribleno773]

[finds a literal, actual mummified pelvis in a plastic bag] [continues to go through house] I mean the balls on this dude....lmao

[@bakago4746]

and he's alone

[@cat7031]

mummified pelvis balls on this dude

[@flashpone7910]

As if some random person would open this bag and immediately go "Oh yes, this is a mummified pelvis!" Faaake.

[@justinluc2572]

Whizzer's terrible horrible no good very bad day balls or stupidity?

[@VerySillysocks]

HarborCree R/wooosh

[@haha10349]

"You shouldn't have come, I lied." Chilling.

[@Timmysthirdbirthday]

This boi literally dialed 911 and went “Nah” bruh I LOST IT

[@Ifarmplasma]

"4Channer Goes Missing in 2013" *Posts in the year 2019* Missing 4Channer: *"Wtf m8?"*

[@DR-tp9ok]

WHO IS THIS 4CHAN

[@gottabesandi]

So Alex was hiding from someone outside while STILL taking photos with the flash on 🤔 hmMm

[@jordandehart6905]

need that sweet internet fame tho

[@brokenbladex]

@@BIGFATYELLOWDOG dw Tennessee is known as the korea of the united states when it comes to internet and technology or people who cant read, i forgot which one

[@jackbaker967]

even if it would be real, its on 4chan, anons can be that dumb

[@penti8345]

alex: *hears actual murderer charging towards his location* alex: better take photos and document it instead of running for my life

[@dejavoodu521]

Or...you know call 911. That would have been wise.

[@Renoapproves]

...but first let me take a Selfie... 😂👍🏻

[@Luna_exe_]

are we just gonna ignore the fact that OP had the long decaying remains of what looks like a human?

[@birdcar2325]

Probably just a really well detailed clay thing made for some fucking reason

[@wyattearp585]

That was definitely a possum or raccoon hand lol

[@fungustheclown666]

@@wyattearp585 yeah, it for sure was. It had hairy hands lmao

[@Xer0280]

eh I mean it’s not super rare, it’s a bit of a surprise but not really

[@conorx3]

With your “test” you have to also remember he’s on a 2013 phone with trash 2g under the surface data posting high quality (for the time) pictures to 4chan

[@favourites144]

Edgy Conor shhh stop stealing comments that are wrong

[@Someone-ej7kd]

@@favourites144 Who cares?

[@assassinaria]

we had 3g in 2012

[@kire929]

@@assassinaria But the guy had 2g in 2013. Yeah, 5g was released in 2019 and there's peopme that still use 3g

[@smarterthanyoure]

@@assassinaria and it was expensive as fuck. Dude lived in TN. So unless he was shelling out for unlimited i doubt he had 3g

[@-4subscriberswithahammerad521]

Oh no, our memes nearly disappeared in 2013

[@timove420]

@Anna K no our current memes wre advanced

[@gavensedgwick6516]

Kreator SATAN like what?

[@tny4138]

You the new Justin Y or something?

[@kenhollis6197]

@@gavensedgwick6516 Creativity and originality, for starters.

[@gavensedgwick6516]

Ken Hollis That's a bit subjective don't you think? Are you really so entrenched in meme culture that you just see everything as memes? I don't understand.

[@BowdowntoAnnaConda]

>types in 911 >erases it >”no” >goes on twitter and tweets “guys i need help” instead LMFAO

[@user-fz9vk4js5l]

anna b The confidence that he was making the right decision with his “no” too

[@xenon7232]

Imagine if he was just writing greentext on /b/ and reading some sex greentext stories, then just proceeded to get scared and then goes on Twitter and ask for help

[@lastmanstanding7155]

Priorities of a B movie horror film character.

[@essvd2524]

anna b that’s me my homies got me 😤

[@RealSolerius]

LOL (1k likes btw)

[@bamboocarver]

I think he might have posted so often to make himself feel like he isn't alone. Posting often to communicate with others, since he's in a terrifying situation.

[@TheUltimateNoobHD]

Buddy that's not how it works and not at that speed. Life takes priority and there's no way this dude could've calmly typed that he hears outside noise and still continue to upload every minute. The most natural move would've been to film and the moment he heard something to run back. But it's a troll post.

[@tnemomhurb7679]

He didn’t have at least 1 weird friend cousin sibling he coulda brought along

[@mommy2libras]

@@tnemomhurb7679 right? I would have brought a whole crew with me

[@khaibungaasro]

This.. At least it is make sense to me.. Perhaps i do that too if I'm alone and terrified..

[@DajuSar]

@@khaibungaasro yeah posting in 4chan instead of calling someone you actually now or the police

[@mikeokeeffe7608]

Guys let’s be real, their was probably 6gb’s of shrek hentai on that hard drive

[@GiantSkill]

The Holy Grail

[@fcz492]

Mike O'Keeffe 6TB*

[@drkinferno72]

Shrek is love Shrek is life

[@threedicksonabench3141]

Most definitely

[@luiscirca2002]

prolly a bunch of pics of dragon dildos i mean what do ya know?

[@ashlynolivia9067]

Even if this is the same person, isn’t it still a little creepy that he literally has pictures of human remains? Human fucking remains?

[@FranticAnimations]

Probably not real.

[@alf27]

I mean It's actually really easy to buy/own human bones here in the US in fact it's not even ilegal to own them, I'm pretty sure you could go to a dental clinic and walk out with new little teeth friends if you wanted to and there's a whole market for baby skeletons and skulls as weird as it is. as for the other stuff, It could be photoshop or if op was dedicated to their craft they could have used monster clay or a costume or maybe all of the above

[@ileachoffeverything6535]

@@FranticAnimations yeah

[@ayanmaity2605]

Went to r/FiftyFifty, enough internet for now.

[@eval_is_evil]

why would you believe without any proof those were real ?

[@zyphern6147]

1:41 a screenshot of 4 chan on imgur in a post on reddit in a KZbin video.

[@thewaterleaf7929]

site-sception

[@yashshikhare]

Bruh moment

[@mattgolka6266]

4chan doesnt keep its archives for long the best way is jsut to take snip and copy pasta into paint or other

[@congaudeant]

@@mattgolka6266 4chan doesn't but 4chan archive sites do

[@takuanp1ckles]

I love the internet

[@NarutoUzumaki-po8ve]

i like how alex can crack jokes when hes fixing to die

[@Timmysthirdbirthday]

Alex types exactly how "creepy guy" types.

[@S3V3R3DH3AD]

Tobuscus was still popular in 2013. Memories.

[@epicprodragon64]

I wonder how that guys doing that is holding up nowadays

[@milowolfface9392]

I only remember the literal Trailers. The Assassins Creed 1s. Nod at the bird people die, every where people die.

[@artpestic6581]

@@epicprodragon64 He seems to be doing alright, I still see him in the comment sections from time to time. And he made a video last month about KZbin algorithm. So, he's still going

[@ImmaLittlePip]

It was in April so Jontron was still apart of game grumps

[@QuantumPhyZ]

Pewdiepie vs Tobuscus. Ah how the time passes by.

[@angelichobi__18]

This boi literally dialed 911 and went “Nah” bruh I LOST IT

[@Timmysthirdbirthday]

I’m sorry to say that those aren’t just “long nails” ... 😬 they are finger bones that are exposed..

[@frost3193]

@@Timmysthirdbirthday what?

[@DylanRyan8]

lmaoo

[@sierra991]

How could he possibly upload so fast in a place like that? His cell coverage probably sucks there.

[@darkpit8178]

Especially because it's underground and in the middle of nowhere

[@mclovinjr9086]

yeah exactly, he was just sitting comfortably at home uploading pics he already had.

[@raymondpichardo5823]

When you were checking missing persons and murders, you should’ve checked for the name Alexander as well

[@Jubernuaght]

I’m almost certain that he did, he does mention not finding names even remotely close to Alex

[@MrBacondeath]

It probably assumes that you may be searching with only a portion of the name and thus would find those potential results as well, as "Alex" is a portion of "Alexander".

[@katie2275]

Who knows his name is actually Alex lol

[@Slaraffus2750]

I would have assumed "Alex" was just a pseudonym.

[@batmangames1307]

Im on 9:05 so I haven't finished the video. This guy does something completely wrong which is: he discards the option that maybe his real name wasn't Alex. I have a friend that goes by Fred everywhere on the Internet but his real name is Matt.

[@EvilGamerX5]

If i was doing something that "dangerous"(stupid), I would want to post my name for the except reason of being found thru missing persons or police reports

[@lianocellilevi7101]

@BeastUpp agree we think like that this is people full of crap so i don t know why God ut if i found bodies if nn i m not the killer the flavoir of corse is so sick you can t do photo so psycho

[@gryph0n55]

Yeah but there's no point in entertaining the option that he isn't going by Alex. Like what are you gonna do? Look through every missing male in the state? He doesn't JUST use the fact that no Alex goes missing as proof it's not real. But it does take away credibility when nobody by the name Alex is gone. You can say "well he could go by something else", but there's no way to prove that or to find out if it's true, so you can't do anything with that thought. It's not wrong to discard an option that you can't do anything with. It would be one thing if he ONLY used the name as evidence this was all fake, but he didn't, it was just ANOTHER piece of evidence that makes the story less likely since it's more likely his name is Alex than not.

[@lianocellilevi7101]

@@gryph0n55 this is true first smart comment i thougth was for my stroke but is what i tried to say too befire masses expolded on me

[@batmangames1307]

@@gryph0n55 I agree that it's more likely his name is/was in fact Alex but after the amount of people I've seen use fake names online (myself included) it's still too big of a possibility to just not talk about it. I don't remember if Nexpo even says something like "Alex could be a fake name" but what I'm trying to say is that, even though there's no proof that's a fake name, he should at least have said that might be an option although there's no proof to support it (just like a lot of other theories about what happened to him so I think it isn't very far-fetched to purpose this). If he talked about this possibility in the video just forget the part where I said I don't think he talked about it.

[@Icalasari]

To be fair, only an idiot shares their real name on 4chan, so no records of an Alex doesn't mean anything. That said, what gets me? _How was he getting reception?_ Man made cave plus a derelict building don't allow the best reception even now, back then though?

[@dillonbgray]

"To be faaaiiirrr"

[@blueoliv1017]

Plus that could've been a nickname or something

[@thebigmexicano7607]

Forsaken Pumpkin Shut up idiot.

[@andrewtheantivirus2417]

Isn't there not an official 4chan app

[@pelvisdrones237]

@@andrewtheantivirus2417 that would get denied from apple or android

[@maynardj.keenan8957]

Plot Twist* Alex from TN is actually Alex from Target.

[@sociovaria3604]

I'm from a town in TN that's only about 20 or 30 minutes away from Elizabethton, TN. I can assure you that nobody from this area is gonna go take someone up on the offer to show up to a random abandoned place in the middle of nowhere. That's a good way to get killed and robbed. Alex was definitely the guy who made the original post.

[@PolarisCastillo]

lol I love how in character you got with your reenactment haha. The heavy breathing, the location, and weird noises lol

[@esmenouvelle9439]

That wasn't Nexpo that was the guy he was chasing.

[@goodolnonamee]

Him typing in 911 and then deciding "no" was fucking great

[@AuriofTheHooligans]

There was a siren head reference

[@gffffgfgsfsfs3285]

That wasn’t nexpo that was the man behind you

[@AuriofTheHooligans]

In fairness, it’s most likely that when people use siren head’s most iconic siren, it’s a reference. I see your point though, itself, it is indeed just a tornado siren.

[@PlutoTheGod]

It's obviously just the same dude. Who takes constant pictures and posts them as updates while still searching as a guy is looking for him

[@lianocellilevi7101]

Rigth why all worry he s the murderer even no need genius for medium qi 4chan userà i guess is hard

[@lorihenderson3006]

Before Nexpo even discussed the two theories and time stamps, I assumed OP was Alex due to the Anom username and that he had something to hide lol.

[@lianocellilevi7101]

@@lorihenderson3006 i said to but i m a womsn i m. Nuts

[@Videoswithsoarin]

PlutoTheGod alex does, thats why hes dead

[@EinFelsbrocken]

@@lianocellilevi7101Devi eserciziare la scrittura inglese un po di piu...nessuno ti capisce; signora..

[@matko8038]

Plot twist. Nexpo is 2q8 and he killed Alex. Then made this video to blame Alex. Think about it. Sry Nexpo

[@rarebuffalo6580]

now THAT is a trap

[@oldfearsnipzchannel2398]

Nexpo:A SHIT HERE WE GO AGAIN

[@theoneandonlymr.d]

*screams*

[@ijent3819]

Cant deny it he used his intelligence

[@jerryb42]

you know too much...

[@lucilia.103]

"We need to investigate this ourselves" I thought we were about to see Nexpo drive to fukin TN

[@senpaidearest2815]

God bless I live for KZbinrs like you

[@bradleyvaughn3440]

Creepy broken Chicago tornado warning siren thing, a classic 😎

[@beefykyogre3991]

Minty R6 yep

[@testsubject8903]

Pretty sure the hard drive was included in the story just for the sake of mystery, and "Alex" never meant to have any follow-up, so people could endlessly speculate over it. Overall, it was short and sweet.

[@emilyslicer2843]

1st impressions Random Chan dude: "come here little kids ill give you candy" Alex from Tennessee "hell yeah candy"

[@SegaDream131]

I like BRUHTERSCROTCH....

[@serioustable8659]

Guy is coming, probably some crazy murderer, let me just post a picture of this escape route that doesn't work while he is coming in instead of running or finding another route or something

[@DearJimmyReviews]

Not to mention posting my exact location on the website I know said killer is monitoring to see if anybody is playing his game. 🙄

[@gijs.22]

Serious Table or hiding and calling the cops

[@JohnDoe-nf7up]

@@gijs.22 or in the case of me or anyone with sense aiming a gun at the door while calling the police.

[@gijs.22]

John Doe or that but they you do need to have a gun with you but the most logical answer is not going, stay home watch netflix or something

[@JohnDoe-nf7up]

@@gijs.22 I'd probably just tip off the cops but if for some reason I decided to go I'd bring a couple armed friends.

[@profoundpunk]

I'm inclined to believe the "Alex is OP" theory, but one thing is bothering me: If OP was laying the groundwork for a fake internet mystery, why post coordinates to a real location then wait several days before responding as Alex? Seems like a risky assumption that no other curious Anons would visit during that time and ruin the mystery.

[@normanmai7865]

I think that Alex was his plan B

[@mousermind]

No one took the bait, so he had to do it all himself.

[@anonynony4410]

Not that big a risk, really. If it was ruined, people would just kinda move on and forget about it. He could then attempt it again and again until he gets it right and THAT is what people would remember, not the failures. Also, he could always stack things in his favor by clever use of time of day or other such tactics. So, probability is on his side and risk of failure is extremely low.

[@madeleinep.828]

Now it's scary to think what would've happened to someone if they had actually gone there.

[@56independent]

It must be remote enough that the population density of 4channers is too low to have visited.

[@toaster9922]

imagine the hard drive just has a video of Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up

[@Larkinization]

haha xD epic bro

[@takashikamiyama4607]

The hard drive contains 2 babies 1 fox

[@mink5251]

Toaster - In 2013 I wouldn’t be surprised

[@CellarDoorx06]

This is definitely going in my headcanon from here on out.

[@kapifelix]

it has a copy of half life 3

[@vaszgul736]

12:00 Imagine if while running around doing his 'test' Nexpo actually randomly got murdered by like some rando who didn't even have anything to do with him and so didn't get to upload this video, leaving us with only these out of context videos on his twitter. Then we all spent the next 100 yrs trying to solve this mystery of his death using these videos as evidence unaware they're just to make fun of a fake 4chan post ultimately leaving us and investigators at a deadend

[@Eclipseballer1994]

New Barely Sociable video "KZbinr goes missing in 2019"

[@alanl358]

@@Eclipseballer1994 It's 2020

[@saratiganus6321]

@@alanl358 this video was uploaded in 2019

[@alanl358]

@@saratiganus6321 Oh

[@B463L]

I hope that Nexpo lives a long and happy life but, when he does eventually die, I hope it leaves behind a creepy mystery. It'd only be fitting.

[@rhymeswith9032]

Alex: *Does all this stuff* Alex: *Deletes himself* Alex: Now, we wait. *Sips tea*

[@dadeee7776]

Rhymes With exactly a lot of people are gonna end up going heh

[@StarrySkys]

Honestly something i would do

[@6abial]

The fact that he was so chill through the whole thing and the fact that it was a cliffhanger like that, it makes me think it's all an act and they're the same person

[@ThatDudeDeven]

Honestly, by the way they were both writing - you can tell it's the same person. I'm not one of those experts on sentence formation, but you don't have to be to tell that's the same guy.

[@banaanioverheaven4333]

alex replied every 15 seconds which is basically impossible if he legit had no idea what he was doing there

[@thespilledmountaindew5911]

Benjamin Manu lel it was fake

[@banaanioverheaven4333]

@@thespilledmountaindew5911 no shit

[@wtfBrad]

The fact that you took the time to try what "Alex" did is awesome. I don't think I have seen anyone take it to that level before.