Neymar Jr's Five 2018: Neymar Jr vs Women's Winning Team | Five-A-Side Football Tournament

[@greekjazeera517]

Everyone is saying that Neymar gave his 15%,but truly I said he gives 100% of his patience

[@kiingn7794]

Funniest comment ever

[@dxpunitkachhap4822]

@@kiingn7794 p

[@SN_YT2.0]

😂😂🤣

[@fskhayat8883]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lior995]

Neymar Understands how Germany felt when they played Brazil in 2014

[@TamimProduction]

You know this isn't serious when he didn't even fall once

[@neilbrian1744]

Dude see his recent matches,he doesn't dive now

[@ahmadayadi83]

😂😂😂😂

[@fivetimesyo]

This deserves a million likes

[@coachtechnique]

I'm dieing

[@tatendanhundu312]

Hahaha😂good one

[@sourajyoti7199]

Neymar be like :- Whole game : No Big Deal. Take it slow. Last 30 seconds : It's world Cup!!!

[@jawad_youtube]

13sec*

[@satyaswain1918]

Last 10 seconds

[@kazisanimation4125]

10 SEC

[@dalas76]

Kkkkkkkkkk yes yes

[@NovaOnce]

Neymar starts playing on 9:48

[@derbrandmeister4660]

Looks like a dad playing football with some toddlers .... The goal of Naymar is very telling. He could score at any time if he wants.

[@Leigeobiz]

Wrd

[@tl8211]

Even a low-grade pro center-back will easily run up the score on a match against even top-tier amateur teams. This is five-a-side so things are even easier, and against relatively unexperienced women so he has even more physical advantage. Oh, and it's Neymar, who could dribble through top-tier defenders pretty much at will if they couldn't foul him.

[@felpolha3780]

Naymar

[@sammatthew2841]

Nah, he is just great at bottling.

[@bolajitaiwo9032]

wow so i see u hate ur mom

[@ritabrataghosh7a727]

Me playing with my small brothers and his friends:

[@riccardof1325]

😂

[@ehhhhhhhhh6940]

Sooo trueee😂😂

[@balintmeresz4025]

XD

[@avishek007]

😂😂

[@zubyonuorah3126]

Yes sir

[@GemKun-w2y]

I like how it took him less than 10 seconds to score by himself in the end.

[@justnothing4809]

Nehmar just got real😡😡😡

[@huskiehuskerson5300]

@@justnothing4809 he let his power out for an instant

[@agone059]

It took him 9:50min to score one by him self what u talking about

[@parthop6536]

@@agone059 you think he was going all out in that entire game?he would have smoked everyone there if he wanted too

[@jawatu6326]

@@agone059 ratio feez

[@saturn724]

dude's switched from sport mode to eco friendly mode

[@JamesExcell-InterJex]

Lmao underrated comment.

[@htxsv8420]

theres gonna be that one person coming in “wow thats so feminist and sexist” but best comment💀

[@blazeash2951]

Hahaha :-) :-) :-) :-)

[@patrickmwakitwange9623]

💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

[@kasperknutsen8283]

OMG HOW CAN YOU EVEN SAY THAT???!!! OMG WOMEN ARE JUST AS GOoD! Your MOTHER SHOULD BE ASHAAAAED!

[@eklavyas9146]

He was just giving pass to other girls to score, not even trying himself, I play like this with little kids so that they don't feel bad lol😂

[@aryanbarua5774]

Same

[@fighterjazz619]

Same 😂

[@parthop6536]

Same

[@jonatanabreu9531]

Same

[@GoldenNotFound]

You play with little kids😶

[@jerry020202]

9:49 Neymar was like: 10 secs left? Fine, I'll do it myself.

[@funny-fun00]

Absolutely

[@-ymb-9805]

It says it on his shirt

[@ariasenagms2076]

Agree 😁

[@parvezhasan1394]

You are right 😀

[@Sohil876]

😂

[@YoutubeShorts-dr1lb]

I think there is a rule there that the legends can't show their greatness

[@sathyan67]

KZbin Shorts ❤️

[@YoutubeShorts-dr1lb]

@@sathyan67 sathyan 💖💖

[@heybroski2853]

I literally thought this was really KZbin for a second🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[@HotGammiris]

සිරාවට shors

[@roninzero12]

What legend?

[@randomname5131]

The ONLY time when Neymar ACTUALLY tried was when he scored the goal

[@wafi3187]

Devam Jaiswal Even that wasn’t trying

[@timfashogbon471]

He still wasn’t trying

[@sathyan67]

He still was not trying he was just trying to pass to the girls and score the goal

[@celebrim1]

Yeah, but how is that different than how he normally plays?

[@blazinghalo6888]

@@celebrim1 first neymard would have run fast second he wouldnt have been passing everytime he was close to the goal third he wasnt even trying he was just passing to the girls so that they can try to score

[@obedboakye-yiadom9513]

He's trying to be soo gentle 😂😂😂😂...like He's afraid they'll crack

[@user-ex6ln3ut2q]

This is offensive and cute at the same time 😂

[@ayeshasumaiya3233]

@@user-ex6ln3ut2q exactly 😂

[@raine4524]

Really admire how Neymar plays gentle with the ladies. Real ladies man👍🏾

[@HOTSHOTGAMING-eb3ds]

Dude that sports.....i would give 100% irrespective of what gender i am playing against...

[@Squiddy3633]

@@HOTSHOTGAMING-eb3ds It's a joke man chill

[@Tocaloca907]

@@HOTSHOTGAMING-eb3ds Yes But it would ne unfair if Neymar would give 100%

[@superflyd6939]

@@HOTSHOTGAMING-eb3ds lol are you forgetting it’s NEYMAR if he went 100% it would be a crime scene

[@salikramoli6060]

@@HOTSHOTGAMING-eb3ds ,,

[@Thebarberflako]

He used like 1% of his power 9:53

[@its_sneak]

1%*

[@bakachii9544]

70%

[@andrefelipe725]

Se cu

[@nareshgaming1287]

0.000000000000000000000000001percent he used

[@nah4696]

@@nareshgaming1287 probably even less than that

[@Haniii-p9n]

If Neymar wants he can destroy the whole team by his own😂

[@coachtechnique]

Hahahaha

[@evinnimson7958]

Then y didn't he

[@sathyan67]

😜

[@AN-dg7np]

@@evinnimson7958 because he was chilling as they already asked him to go easy on them as this is a friendly match

[@memers94]

@@evinnimson7958 he still did at the last minute

[@eriktenhag2022]

9:50 the one time he tried for real, ended up scoring a goal in under ten seconds 😂😂😂😂

[@neguinlk]

That wasn't even for real, the only difference was he was running

[@felixkfriju2649]

tried i don't think so

[@div1ne46]

a moment of silence for the commentator who thought neymar was trying

[@itza8334]

@@NJnad that moron let his team down lol. You could see it in his teammates faces.

[@SGT676]

@@SoloLevellor Someone doesn't know what a joke is.

[@tweeze123]

i mean the commentators job is to hype it up so.... u cant really blame him

[@mynameisabe905]

a moment of silence for div1ne who thought neymar wasn't trying

[@joel6563]

Abe because he wasn’t, he would of been doing a one man job here and dribbling, balls over them. The most obvious evidence is the fact that he never dived.

[@martim7605]

When you play with your little brother and his friends

[@yeahwellthatsjustlikeyouro7466]

Usually brothers DESTROY each other. More like when you're playing with your crush's little brother.

[@maheshacharya10]

Little sister's *

[@rhettk8527]

Nah when you help coach the U6’s at your club

[@johnortiz5170]

😂

[@SparkTvSoapLovers]

Wow 😂

[@hamzaplays2386]

If neymar played like he played in the last 5 seconds the score would've gone crazy

[@max8784]

He did

[@max8784]

Junior Motuba When he scored the goal

[@HVLLOW99]

24 - 0

[@Fgufg7f]

100 - 0

[@Smurez]

Back then when I was 6 I was playing football. Sometimes the trainer played in one team but wasn't allowed to score goals. This reminds me of that..

[@lior995]

😆😆😆😆

[@Andreico650]

4:54 That only work when you're Ronaldinho

[@YusufAli-ot6kh]

Lol

[@hermanhutomo8889]

Indeed

[@Bruno-en9ud]

You gotta look to one teammate and pass to other, she looked outside the field, she doesnt even know what shes doing.

[@Rique5011]

Exactly

[@sacolafc1033]

Ela é a Raquel e tem canal no KZbin

[@jdiv9073]

"He can't do it.. he can't find a way through" this commentator is a fool... neymar was giving 5 % 💀😭😂😂

[@franurbanliker728]

The commentator was giving his 5% too

[@jakubkaminski8560]

Bruv😅 He wasn't even giving his 5%😂 more like 0.0001% lol

[@jimmydivicio838]

fran urban liker Nice

[@blancovfx9467]

I agree

[@brainlet99]

5% is a bit generous.

[@ALIR13_]

Neymar just use 0.1% of his power on this match..

[@noviyanism0nt0k10]

😂

[@dujuan9646]

Z Fighterz right he didn’t even want to tackle any of them

[@issamonclerr]

I KNOW RIGHT LIKE THIS NIGGA COULD GO 100.0 AND OBLITERATE THEN.

[@tunmiseeboda897]

Muhammad Syafiq @7:18 Neymar knew what he was doing going into the corner

[@brahimkhalilayouche7266]

@@tunmiseeboda897 yeeee 😂😂 we know

[@md.abirhossainbrinto6352]

That girl Scored at 9:13. She is so beautiful 😍😍😍❤️

[@mxuremeaa5527]

🤢

[@ShakilKhan-dj4pw]

@@uzamakilkoda7883 are you sure?

[@iimodric]

@@ShakilKhan-dj4pw وش اسمها

[@ShakilKhan-dj4pw]

@@iimodric sorry i don't know Arabic😥

[@mamunmolla3098]

Beauty queen name????

[@brock9052]

Neymar definitely wasn’t trying because he scored in like 7 seconds at the end

[@j.esp27]

Imagine the score if he was trying

[@felixkfriju2649]

@@j.esp27 It could be gender assuming is he play hard on them

[@DotM.]

@@felixkfriju2649 you’re so stupid I can’t put it into words

[@rishavdutta6970]

@@j.esp27 Would you try to score if you played with your lil brother and his friends?

[@sdcrocks]

@@rishavdutta6970 Absolutely, gotta show him he needs to improve.

[@gunner4ever924]

I was looking forward to them exchanging jersey tops at the end. Disappointed.

[@tanvirbinlokman8576]

Too much underrated.

[@waqasahmed3115]

Duuuddeeeee :D

[@ksv8654]

Ayyy hold up

[@sudarshankalebere5526]

Even me 😁

[@ahamedazharAZ]

fishy

[@mhtsos749]

If neymar wanted to score he would. Like the last goal Thanks for 1.2k likes

[@noooo859]

Haha we had seen that 😂😂😂Worlds 3rd best player cant win against women 🤣🤣🤣🤣shame on him

[@akashratheesh5481]

@@noooo859 I,m curious to know worlds 1st and 2 nd

[@MortadhaClashermrmr992]

AKASH RATHEESH Cr7 and Messi or Messi and Cr7

[@Tennis214]

Pri nce dude it was just a fun little game.

[@themedallostoryteller1105]

All the time he just wanted girls to score, not him

[@Ali-cw3kn]

Its seems nice that Neymar is not keeping the ball too long & he just passes quickly, in the sense of paying respect to women, WELL DONE 👍❤✌

[@abhishekganesh3209]

7:16 Happy Neymar!

[@sadettingun484]

@Uyu uyan ders çalış Uyu uyan ders çalış aha türk

[@reecemihas2164]

Ew Turkish chat 😂

[@sadettingun484]

@@reecemihas2164 yeah man TURKISH POWER

[@sadettingun484]

@@reecemihas2164 why smile

[@skilagaming8625]

🤣🤣

[@devj6946]

Now i know how messi feels playin for argentina

[@FrancoBerola]

lmao

[@hn6498]

😂😂😂

[@alexsong8241]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@verothacamaro]

😂😂

[@eumarcosbatista]

Kkkk

[@kerolousgerees8616]

2:51 she didn’t want to risk it against neymar

[@rankedskywars]

if she got megged her career is over

[@felixkfriju2649]

@TORO REDBULL This is stupidity

[@azl2377]

his fans would go after her

[@diablo3059]

After 2 goals Neymar enters god mode 9:55

[@Qtarobrando]

Neymar wasn't even trying play with his 2%

[@Michael-ol2gv]

He was only using his first form tho, his final form is reserved for the tournament of countries

[@Qtarobrando]

@@Michael-ol2gv 20% of his first form

[@cyan5974]

Neymar is treating them like primary school kids going sooo easy on them 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂

[@Symly99]

Lol

[@hakatapawa7115]

@Parma zyxwvu I'm pretty sure these women are extremely skilled

[@dujuan9646]

HAKATAPAWA extremely? U know what extreme means right? We can’t throw words around willy nilly it just loses its impact

[@brianwattanga1814]

Neymar knows there are Brazilians so he did not want to torment them much.

[@illlex]

@@hakatapawa7115 no they're not.

[@RickyRisha410]

*Neymar isn't doing anything Cuz he knows about MeToo

[@joshydv9187]

Hahahahhaha facts😂😂🤣

[@tikkakhan3729]

2019 🙄

[@jitendra-ke5lb]

I am dead of laughing .

[@madhulitasamal3811]

@@jitendra-ke5lb I'm dead from your English

[@jitendra-ke5lb]

@@madhulitasamal3811 😂😂😂take chill . Grow up buddy

[@fressh]

Neymar: *Don't make me use 10% of my power*

[@LuanMartins-si6mw]

😂

[@LuanMartins-si6mw]

you are from which country ? I'm from Brazil 🇧🇷

[@Mario-fe2gs]

What you doing here m8?

[@fressh]

@@Mario-fe2gs Watching KZbin

[@Mario-fe2gs]

@@fressh haha ok man love your vids didnt expect to see you comment on a randon video

[@swapnilbhattaharya6648]

9:50 he played 40% of his real game

[@adityaprakash3555]

15% is most accurate he took 10 secs to make a goal , in 40% he would have clean sweep the whole team alone through out the match

[@whatthe.4703]

Naaah just 0.1% was that

[@AbdulWahab-iv7ky]

1 percentage

[@bonden5167]

9:50 he could have scored like 10 of those easily lmao he was just chilling

[@sathyan67]

Bonden yeah

[@jokshanchintala2065]

What's lmao ?

[@brunofernandes4389]

Ee channelil videos eppol vararundo commentators enthiya

[@PUREtrollin]

When the battery on your phone is at 5% and it's on power saving mode.

[@Rami-bi9xj]

Kk

[@noahman4483]

Wtf your right

[@AmandailyYT]

Wtf same bro

[@layaannnn]

damn right bruh

[@coachtechnique]

I chuckle n my belly hurts

[@mahirtajwar1872]

7:17 Neymar's heaven...

[@woingopinapa5676]

anjir otak lu sange banget wkwkwkwk

[@juulzinho]

Mahir Tajwar lmao

[@ujustgotdunkedon4523]

😂😂Lmao

[@T20616]

Lmao dude. They backed their asses up on him

[@SuperSASaiyan]

Mahir Tajwar more like their heaven

[@kushlanravindra5786]

9:49 the moment he actually started trying 😂😂

[@lazarusstan6665]

7:16 His team lost but my man won👏

[@Masonfnn]

Lazarus Stan hahahahaha

[@yakume1851]

Lmao

[@Abdulaziz-ms1yb]

Lazarus Stan 😹😹😹😹😹

[@rulde]

Luckily bastard lol

[@lucasmoore5969]

Let’s be honest. He can get anyone any day of the week

[@footballnotsooccer600]

Neymar finally found the level of football he was looking for.

[@Nobodysurvivesevenonebit]

Football not sooccer haha

[@ayushchawdhary537]

Football not sooccer best comment

[@waleader626]

Oh yeah yeah

[@Xenerus]

nobody survives even one bit He wrote Football so I don't understand your Problem... Just joking 😂

[@narutosasuke9286]

This is his level,there he cant rooled 100 times 😂sory for my ortographe

[@desmondgodwin5541]

His playing with them like an uncle playing with his little cousins 🏃😁😁😂😎

[@OlsenOfficial]

you mean little nieces and nephews

[@seraphim3454]

@@OlsenOfficial hahahah

[@04rit]

Only in Brazil you'll find an international team filled with such lovely ladies!

[@ericmwenda6197]

Indeed Brazil has very beautiful ladies and very handsome men. God took time while creating them. And when the gals cry whenever Samba boys are annihilated, they become even more beautiful, and you feel like consoling them the whole day. I love Brazil 👏👏👏. My all time football team whether beaten or victorious.

[@vickyfrank8692]

The goal scorer name?

[@Fifareal1986]

9:50 Neymar be like, screw this you guys can't play jack, I'll take it into my own hands.😎

[@electricdreamer]

When you're famous, you get ten chicks running around you.

[@kyleslades3067]

Nine

[@1AmSwapnil]

😂

[@tobirama657]

9*

[@yosevengezzahamgezzaham4627]

😂😂😂😂

[@usualdialer]

And you don't even want one 😂

[@mojbr704]

If he plays like a man against them they would say he disrespect women

[@felixkfriju2649]

true

[@kaydoeteccc7741]

I dont think he should care

[@theguywhoasked2957]

Neymar is kinda simp He should be equal to everyone

[@yuseisatouissuffering]

"I yearn for true gender equality" ~satou kazuma

[@naariman]

@@yuseisatouissuffering And it's called egalitarianism

[@fuzailbhat7427]

Neymar showing 1%of his ability ❤️

[@vijandahal6965]

Respect to Neymar for not embarrassing them as bad as he could

[@alriyadhdalire3286]

Women's football: let's give our 100% Neymar: Hold my injury ...

[@perdanperdana7991]

Hold my drama 😂

[@adammonsterzero]

Nice one brööther

[@sathyan67]

jimmyy jimmyy if u hate him then y r u watching vid

[@baelawan6617]

Nice❤❤

[@zakariyeawad2752]

9:50 neymar got salty

[@Kaidan-p2l]

Seriously mode activated

[@Thomas-shush]

He got bored

[@ipsitaparida4471]

He could’ve done that the whole match but he clearly was just chillin he got bored

[@christianadenutsi7063]

Neymar wearing his earrings while playing meant he was just there to have fun

[@simplythebest286]

for people who never saw a football match ( not soccer) , neymar is really really good !! in this match , he is on economy mode ( maybe 5% of his true skills and power)

[@dj-sw3hj]

7ଥ

[@rufus5208]

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[@herosamurai8188]

@@dj-sw3hj abe odia

[@night4263]

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[@rufus5208]

@@night4263 😂

[@MrMarmur40]

9:57 tht shirt says it all on how he played the last few seconds

[@debasishraychawdhuri]

When Neymar has the ball, no one from his team backs him up. He really pushed in the end, the last goal showed his class.

[@gamingwithtroll888]

Neymar was just "examining" their "skillset" the whole game😊❤

[@thomasparkes5707]

nah, he is loyal to his sister

[@gamingwithtroll888]

@thomasparkes5707 💀

[@hhharshu]

Neymar using his 10%

[@xoxo-sf1zg]

What happens if he uses 100% ? 😐

[@marvistv6551]

xo xo Ask yourself that or go watch him in full capacity

[@ZhangBangsFury]

It’s just 5-a-side is harder and different he can’t handle it

[@bryancastaneda_]

@@ZhangBangsFury are u kidding? I'm more than sure they do this in psg training and he goes at least 85% try hard in those. In this video he wasn't trying so hard cause it's just fun and games. But u know he could've scored way more considering how easy he scored at the end

[@Emma-jp6ed]

Its friendly Match chill boys

[@victory4333]

9:35 My God. She is beautiful

[@junedsutar8227]

her name is EDELY FONTES find her on insta :)

[@victory4333]

@@junedsutar8227 Thank you😇

[@lasko3059]

Mmh...

[@Zmasson]

nah

[@Som3D]

😂

[@eldzekinjo7561]

7:14 i want to be Neymar in this moment

[@abigee6164]

LMFAOO

[@NeymarJr-od9hr]

🤦

[@realpinkunicorn]

I want to be the girl😂

[@eldzekinjo7561]

@@realpinkunicorn mmm...

[@cherrytv4572]

pink unicorn facts no homo 😂

[@kalabkahsay9875]

The girl who scores the second goal is the most beautiful girl that i have ever witnessed 😍

[@priyangshuroy3914]

Correct man

[@aryanbarua5774]

What's her name

[@aryanbarua5774]

@@hempar9612 ik followed in Spain vs Switzerland match

[@hempar9612]

@@aryanbarua5774 are you from Assam

[@aryanbarua5774]

@@hempar9612 no bro kolkata

[@dylanbinu10352]

3:40 What’s she doing a step over there for? :p

[@ahhyeah9768]

🤣🤣🤣

[@olly_evans]

Style points man

[@LuisGonzalez-fk3jl]

😂😂😂🤣😂

[@huanman594]

Con mẹ mày

[@m.b305]

Lmao this was so funny to watch tricks all over the place

[@ditafeliska]

8:00 look at that skill

[@verasepri4143]

omai gard

[@rebecafreitaspereira3215]

Kkkkk primeira vez q vejo o neymar tomar drible

[@Mohab7274]

She basically just grabbed the ball

[@bennetbenny7239]

Uhmm I think he was cheering for the defense not the skill. Anyways great work by her.

[@thelatelateshowwithmaaz6260]

@@bennetbenny7239 whats her name though

[@lazarusdigital]

Neymar should think about the 2020 Tokyo Olympics. Gold medal in diving.

[@pranavrajendrakumar510]

F u

[@theylivewesee1674]

gets rekt by water

[@erikgregorio6869]

Lazarus D good one

[@AC-xe6vj]

Lazarus D He won a gold medal in football 2016

[@robertlewandowski3238]

At least Neymar is a greater football player than you trash talker

[@MsVendetter]

8:53 if this woulda been an U.S. women he woulda get sued for sexuel assault 3 years later lol

[@jvc5326]

Why did he do that lol

[@caioqueiroz7340]

in brazil this is normal, people like massage the others like he did, everybody do it here

[@avonbarksdale4947]

@@caioqueiroz7340 stop sayyin that everyewhere itts normal except america

[@jackthedoctor5326]

Valerij Röh it is normal everywhere it shows support and friendly heart !

[@KS-jg6bx]

There's still time.

[@sukhmanveerkaur5211]

Brazilian women's team: neymar.....is that all you got. Neymar:No this is just 10% of my actual power Brazilian women's team: NANI????

[@TeerayTR1]

Neymar: *Proceeds to dribble all five of the opposing players with one single roulette*

[@MysteriousLemon]

Not 10 percent more like 2

[@toprakkaya6727]

sukhmanveer kaur not %10 only #5

[@silversilence7320]

Neymar umayaoa mu shendiru

[@darshansingh5407]

Neymar was like let's have a little fun

[@sahilchandna7040]

9:35 I just fell in love 😍😍😍

[@mangina972]

sahil chandna goof

[@dhrubajyotiroy4508]

sahil chandna yeah she is so pretty 😍😍😍😍

[@LEAA113]

sahil chandna True!

[@abdullahaamir3604]

Edely fontes thanks me later

[@iGurung8848]

The imtiaz Jemi edelyfontes

[@whatsyourname7404]

4 Passos do neymar já eram o suficiente pra atravessar o campo inteiro kkkkk

[@jacobspunnackudy9705]

7:58 This is not the Neymar I know .. 😂

[@georgegeorgiou4168]

He didn't try to be good you know!!!!!

[@YoungSIS058]

Whats that problem with a girl taking the ball? If it was a guy it wouldnt be a problem?

[@muzamilmohamed2098]

SureSound he ain’t taking bout that stop it, he saying why did he not dive as usual.

[@ikariam12345678]

SureSound Hahaha stupid

[@roronoasif]

SureSound lmao

[@tonmoysaha5204]

9:13 the main reason to watch the match😂

[@gkc1863]

Name please

[@petar29able]

@@gkc1863 Edely fontes

[@erenjaeger9263]

she ugly af

[@erenjaeger9263]

the nose bruhhh

[@jalllu5201]

@@erenjaeger9263 She is beautiful in my eyes, and since nobody can choose how he looks like, please don't say such thing.

[@thetalkingpig7446]

Neymar: let’s call me team neymar juniors five yeah that sounds cool The commentator: NEymAr JuNIoR AND FrIenDs

[@Rafael-jn6iv]

That's how we call it Neymar Jr e amigos

[@atifaslam7887]

10:15 she was like , who are u🙄

[@deathraisinggamers4652]

Neymar played so brutally! Lol! Neymar even didnt used 0.000001 power

[@CharlieCordero]

2:50 neymar like, u wanna be on the highlights? she is like, nah im good

[@dayson8470]

2:21 why did she randomly start juggling lmao

[@dabesaroundnstuff920]

Cause, skills ? Idk.. i was wondering the same thing

[@frankl147]

I cringed

[@dipikarathore5465]

show off + mocking

[@roberto5red5rocky85]

Probably because most people were wondering if she was a athlete or not. She looks my size

[@hakatapawa7115]

I'm pretty sure that's some kind of street game or show off game

[@velox2182]

my kindergarten recess soccer matches were more entertaining than watching this. having neymar on a women’s team is like having that one crazy athletic teacher on your team. it’s just not fair

[@deejayjuicebox7623]

4:05 her lag caught up to her

[@coolmaan507]

4:55 when you try to be cool but fail.

[@kadiku7396]

Azad Alam 5:55 try to be cool again, but look like a fool

[@user-74856]

@@kadiku7396 🤣

[@MarescaSavedUs]

women are so terrible 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ijhhcfionlkgs]

I cringed so hard

[@ashleyscoble9023]

😂😂 she tried to do a Ronaldinho

[@jess8687]

Brazilian women's are beautiful 😍

[@thiagoklock5064]

Dziesetuolie Rio just a few of them to honest

[@mejarproprofessionalasmr6913]

Dziesetuolie Rio no

[@champagne8587]

The maggiority was trans....

[@neelmehta9092]

Klockzeraa all of them*

[@thegirlnextdior1905]

Only south brazilians are beautiful Girls from Rio Grande do Sul Top 3: Rio grande do sul, Minas Gerais and São Paulo.

[@kundanrao2814]

If he playing and use only 15% energy because he respect girl's talent but when show Talent Neymar Jr. have only 10 sec ....❤️❤️🤟🤟

[@TheT0N1c]

Wait no flop from Neymar what universe is this?

[@cristogarcia4586]

The women teams

[@tootatum]

ToN1c marvel universe

[@THECANDYISGONE]

Proof the multiverse theory is true

[@stanstanlison5791]

if you are another salty mx fan then we should be good. You know shits sideways when mx fans aren’t butt hurt and/or crying

[@soumyakantipandit7526]

It's a footage for the alternate reality

[@Akki420ish]

4:30 Girl did a Karius there

[@marklewis2780]

lol

[@onrreall1]

Come to besiktas ım from turkey yeah

[@frankiehuangjianwei469]

Haha....come on give Karius a break man.....from champions league finals to the neymar 5 a side womens game I still see the Karius name being mention here...

[@Ravikumar_Sharma]

2nd goal scorer is beautiful. 😍

[@thelegendsofbaihatacharial8222]

7:17 every boy's dream

[@Jaydhar11]

At 05:03 Commentator: "Lovely control on the chest" Me: Remembering *The Dictator* movie😶

[@h4rder10]

"on the breast"

[@thatblue_fg2824]

If he was actually trying they would have won

[@leonardopurba.s]

ezequiel jimenez then he would look rude.

[@gsheverything_2716]

Then he would flop a lot

[@tylernrc]

Ikr lool

[@realblackman2146]

ezequiel jimenez he was trying though

[@shortcut101]

Then every girls including his teammates would slap him and say 'i have a boyfriend'

[@soniagarwal6230]

Watching Neymar's goal was just awesome 👍😘😂😂

[@dhruvil_2662]

Did you get a heart from RedBull or I must say, *WINGS* ?!

[@rafaelsuarez8250]

what a charming game and kind spirits. Watching this game make me smile. 😃

[@suvrodip]

The lady who scored d second goal for Brazil : " will u marry me plzzzz"

[@light2341]

who is she?

[@suvrodip]

I don't know who she is but would love ❤ to know her and marry her

[@miszjihah4006]

@@light2341 edely fontes

[@kpe6600]

itsokyaar SIMP

[@suvrodip]

@@miszjihah4006 thanks. I looked her up . She s engaged and am heartbroken 😞😞😞

[@dan-ks1yd]

use this as a woman's football is bad button

[@angel25003]

Nobody needs to talk about that, we all know it

[@LuanMartins-si6mw]

Somos realmente bons no futebol Neymar dando 2%: sim 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Lucas-dw3tb]

Bad portuguese

[@mundoperfect8631]

Isso é verdade,nós Brasileiros amamos Futebol

[@theguywhoasked2957]

Cr7 and Messi: laughing at 0.001% 😂

[@davideojockey6237]

The only time he actualy played was at the last try lol

[@huskiehuskerson5300]

Lol Yeah

[@ianpaiva8692]

and even that was like 45%

[@huskiehuskerson5300]

@@ianpaiva8692 lol yeah

[@trungvo8973]

Mon pong da j vay

[@prithvirajpatil2916]

That skill at 9:52 😍🔥 Just Neymar things !

[@isaacliu._.6899]

Who else watched this and was bored asf seeing that Neymar only used 5%?

[@Holozara]

They were all using 5%, man, this is just a friendly game, trying to have fun, and show off a little when you can, they barely even ran after the ball!

[@joescarborough1045]

@@Holozara nah, a lot the players are proper trying. even if they weren't, u can clearly see neymar could single-handedly beat this whole team

[@Holozara]

@@joescarborough1045 no, none of them were, I haven't seen one single tackle, no real effort put in anything, did you see them celebrate those goals? Would you celebrate so non chalantly if you scored against Neymar and 4 professional Barcelona players? No, I'd think you'd be running around the block naked screaming that your life is complete. They were obviously just fooling around. If you don't believe me just watch another one of their games a real one and you'll see the difference. What you said last was illogical, because since they weren't playing seriously, you are unable to assess their true abilities and thus to conclude whether they can or not face a 100%Neymar.

[@mhdsyafiqq]

@@Holozara Neymar 5% is equal to their 100% 😂

[@Holozara]

@@mhdsyafiqq I'd rather be talking to a wall right now, you guys have zero logic, you just wanna repeat again and again how great Neymar is. Go get a life.

[@borisbrian2565]

8:23 lol 😂

[@brookleo1070]

its Amazing he didn't dive

[@mfadhlvr]

Yeahh i got u

[@not_your_kareshiiii]

@@brookleo1070 yeah i am surprised

[@cjess6265]

Wrong football game

[@pussyyyy]

Next scene is in the other site ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@rays7756]

9:50 now it's time to be Neymar Jr.. 😂

[@treyadamsiii2780]

Ray S 😂

[@Wk-cx7ru]

He destroyed the full team all by himself with a goal in 10 seconds think what he could do in 10 mins if he played properly

[@rays7756]

wk 2 indeed.. !! Come on he's playing with the girls.. 😉

[@Wk-cx7ru]

Ray S 😉

[@farhadtahir4582]

If thats really neymar jr.. where is the money?

[@Mr75Gaming]

legend know Neymar just showing 1% his ability 😬😬

[@advait8783]

Neymar wasn't even trying 😂

[@gamingagenotrobloxless2723]

McGregor Kid why is that even funny and this is just for fun all of them arent trying

[@KillCooki3101]

So he wouldn't break his leg when the girl finger nail touches him

[@youtubegamer4368]

No neymar diffeted because the girls are not playing well

[@bradleybeal7132]

GamingAge not roblox & less not really looks like all them are going to try hard Neymar didn’t even one cross over move

[@edrine4651]

@@gamingagenotrobloxless2723 what do you mean all of them aren't trying? You blind? Look at the difference some of them use alot of spread some of them use alit of force to get the ball while he just waits for a pass.

[@smithatkinson9962]

Maybe Neymar can win the women's Ballon d'Or this year

[@kjthekunoichi]

smith tag yeah... right...😂😂😂

[@weirdoo5203]

Neymar got serouis at the very end He can win em them alone

[@baidooviscant647]

Waa see neymar

[@noooo859]

That just a lucky shot at last.

[@akashratheesh5481]

He can but not here if he played alone here in this little place the girls would have monkey him.the only way he can win them alone would be in real football ground

[@rithikdutta8086]

@@noooo859 keep making tiktok vids crowshit

[@ronak2127]

Pri nce dang you must have a really sad life I see you replying to all the comments supporting Neymar

[@GamingPlabon]

Watching from Bangladesh 🇧🇩❤️ বাংলাদেশ থেকে দেখছি 🇧🇩😍

[@Xinendra001]

I am sure this is neymar's first game without acting

[@HequinoX]

??

[@manu-ve1zj]

he was actually acting cuz he gave 10% of his potential lol

[@jotinph7339]

Yup