NFC Compilation: Vol. I - Songs from the Internet Nirvana Fan Club (1 CD)

[@Kurtis666]

"The acronym "NFC" may mean different things to different people. To a lunatic, it may mean Nasty Fucking Cats. However, to hundreds and thousands of people, it means "home". Every day, a microcosm of high school gathers and flourishes. It has it's peaks and valleys, only the valleys are called "spam". There is a hierarchy also. Many users aspire to be "mods", and there is unquestionable respect for Rasmus Holmen. Yet, who the hell are these people? Are they 12 year-old computer nerds, hunched over their chairs staring for hours on end? Are they 42 year-old pedophiles, looking to chat with "littluns"? One would normally guess the pedophiles, but the answer may shock you. These users are real people, with real feelings. They look to the board as a place where they are not judged by looks or cliques, but by the content of their posts. Others just believe it's a fun place to be, to interact. And as always, there are a few middle-aged pedophiles sprinkled throughout just to make things interesting. The users post about music, celebrities, pop culture, naked celebrities, porn stars, etc. But they are all brought there initially thanks to their love for Nirvana. One user may come to ask about a bootleg, then stay a year and become a regular poster. The users post frequently about personal problems, like depression. Most receive sincere empathetic answers. But one question remains. How do they fit all that cookie taste into "Cookie Crisp"? Also, why make a compilation? This compilation is testament to the talents and qualities to the real people who post on the board. Some will hear a "famous" poster's voice for the first time. This will show all, that the posters are not just words on a computer screen. They are real musicians, real teenagers, that have real talent. Once regular users hear this, they may see the music stand out in the posts. Some may be able to distinguish who wrote the lyrics by just listening to them. A collection like this will only strengthen the bond of friendship and communication, in which these people from across the world, have, over a place called the NFC. From my time at the NFC, I've learned many things. I've learned some dead baby jokes, and how to fix up a leaky faucet with a cracker and a dead bee. I've read impeccable wit, and absolute dribble, and learned from both. I just hope that my time at the NFC is long and prosperous. And I sure as hell hope I don't get run over by a bus. Thanks alot, Chris [Robbins]"

[@MarkusTauderer]

Thank you for putting this and the second volume online! Good times!

[@merkin51]

Thanks for putting this online @Kurtis666, that was me no.12 (outshined) and my old college band Marvin's Pickled Merkin :) What great memories and a happy, care-free time!