Nic White joins The KOKO Show to Give us Some Tender ‘Lovin’ from Wallabies Camp

This week on The KOKO Show we have provided you with an absolute ball tearer of an episode as we transition into the beautiful oasis that is International Rugby. As we head into our 23rd week of life, the boys are joined by our favourite pint sized pioneer of quick ball and shit talk who is known for his skill, leadership and his beautiful top lip warmer. It is of course our number one Wallabies halfback born in a place named after a baked good, the one and only Mr Nic William White. With Nic in tow we submerge our souls deep down into the inner workings of Wallaby Camp, getting all the tea from our little mate as the Wallabies shape up to shatter the will of Wales.
As aforementioned, the boys get stuck into the majestic galaxy that is test footy as we build up and break down all the big International series that will be pleasuring your eyes and ears in the coming months. There is of course a little taste of home for those in the top half of the globe with a juicy ‘Northern Hemisphere Legends’ segment. Plus, back by popular demand Mr DOGG gives you the Cape Town edition of ‘Holiday Swoop’s Hot Spots’ and at the end we get ‘quizzy with it’ thanks to our dear friends at Four’N Twenty.
And I know what you are all thinking, where is the bloody ‘Match Fit’ segment? Well hold your Polo horses because with our headline sponsor at Polo Ralph Lauren the boys get real drippy this week with their fly and fresh fits. So sit back, relax and fix yourself a white wine shandy, as the KOKO Crew are about to make you randy. It's time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.
TIMECODES
00:00 - Introducing the show
01:16 - Polo Ralph Lauren plug
01:46 - Four’N Twenty plug
02:48 - Introducing the boys
04:44 - Recap of the weekend
06:55 - Gift for Drew from the Pine Rivers Pumas
08:09 - Git’s San Diego Legion recap
09:50 - Introducing Nic White
11:00 - Nic White talking about his scratched up face
12:57 - Nic White on the first Wallaby camp
15:26 - Nic White on the difference between Eddie and Joe
16:40 - Nic confirms that Joe wears his ‘Schmidt It In’ shirt
17:05 - Nic White on Joe Schmidt’s vision
18:14 - Prof asks Nic White about playing Wales
19:32 - Nic White’s weirdest turn on
20:39 - Git’s asks about Nic White’s bowed legs
21:51 - Nic’s talks about the attacking breakdown and looking after the ball
22:59 - Nic White on playing at the Western Force
24:13 - Start one, bench one and drop one - Nic White edition
26:35 - Farewell to Nic White
27:26 - Swoop proposes a tally for start, bench and drop
29:13 - ‘Match Fit’ brought to you by Polo Ralph Lauren
36:13 - Socials, website and live show plug
38:36 - Social Snitches
42:04 - The Rugby Roundup segment - Wallabies v Wales chat
45:25 - Gits chats about How the coaching staff works together at camp
46:55 - Swoop talks about how we must respect Wales
48:32 - Wallabies v Wales panel predictions
48:51 - South Africa v Ireland chat
53:36 - All Blacks v England chat
57:26 - Argentina v France chat
59:54 - Fiji v Georgia, Portugal v Scotland and Romania v USA chat
01:01:32 - Gits on changing the arrangement of the anthems
01:02:58 - Wallaroos v Fijiana plug
01:04:00 - ‘What’s Drewing?’
01:07:37 - ‘Holiday Swoop’s Hot Spots’ - Cape Town edition
01:13:13 - ‘Northern Hemisphere Legends’ - Top 14 Final Toulouse v Bordeaux
01:17:24 - The KOKO Quiz - Brought to you by Four’N Twenty
01:25:42 - Thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren and Myer
01:26:09 - Bonus content shout out
01:26:29 - Close of The KOKO Show
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[@adamcampbell7364]

I lay claim as the fan that's the furthest away from OZ....the Maritimes in Canada(Atlantic Canada) making the pod a truly global phenomenon!. Great pod gents! Supporting the Wallabies this international season.

[@juicybombay3534]

Well done matey. Good on ya!

[@maviedanslevent]

BC here... Nice to know more canucks are fans of the show!

[@hayesm1639]

Swoop’s face = unabashed joy upon being named starter to the squad this week. Should’ve used that face for the Lions tour promo back in the day…

[@jamesmessam5828]

Swoop not interested in anything but his pie and still wins🤣🤣🤣

[@user-jm6dy7uv6m]

I honestly laugh harder at this than most comedy pods! The boys are pure gold!

[@markbatson7973]

Fave time of the week

[@darrelllingman63]

Nick White reminds me of the British Airmen with the waxed moustache! LOL.

[@ljawgtn1393]

Either British Airmen or 70s pornstars - (the pornstache!!) 😫😍😉it's cool tho, nothin' wrong with it.

[@Merv2016]

Love the pod - Get Nick Cummins on

[@Lulu18092010]

Another great podcast fellas! So funny and honest. Our fav Tues night must watch. Thanks guys xxxx

[@caseybox7816]

The funniest thing I watch every week. Thanks for bringing the fun to my favourite sport and great to see Goit (always been my favourite player) still going strong!

[@greggles555]

Swoop's hotspots! In stitches!

[@vancemcallister9649]

Agree with Prof, how the hell has a brewery not picked this show up yet??? It’s the perfect match! #carltonbreweries #VB #XXXX

[@samurock100]

This is the kind of rugby chatter I need in my life. Polos are looking great, we need a beer sponsor for sure.

[@rustumaz]

Funny listening to Cape Town’s hot spots. Most still exist with a few new additions. I think you need to do a live from Cape Town! 😂

[@user-lw2ng1jb1m]

Love that these boys have been to Mavericks, I lost so much money there one night falling in love with a Russian

[@Hay_good_lookin]

Englishman in loving in Australia! Love the show! I unfortunately agree with you on the AB's game!

[@gibboco]

Holiday swoop is one of the great alter-egos 😂

[@RugbyDebuts]

You can tell Nick's been the newbie in the team with these lads. Very different persona on other podcasts!

[@hallowedbeminename]

Prof really going for the Mr. Bean in the Match Fit dance video, love it!

[@samleahy7752]

Honestly this is magic ❤😂

[@longshot6566]

“Nah that’ll stay in” HA love it

[@cardmasters7628]

Nic's been in the battles

[@titob81]

One by one all the Wallabies will be in the NRL. Cheers to the death of Union in Australia 🍻

[@hugokingo]

🥜

[@thewielloyd988]

Toulouse were bloody immense. Dupont brought it as always but Mauvaka and Willis were also immense. Wish more Aussie fans got to experience how bloody good French club rugby is.

[@yungJimSlim]

Killin it fellas

[@shonaross1260]

Reckon that the pod is being tuned into by other podcasters - definitely heard Maul or Nothing co host Ryan Wilson (ex Scotland International) use the KoKo catch phrase ‘Schmidt it in’ 🤣

[@shriekwavea673]

Awesome episode gents as always. Question for the extra content ... @Gits, what is your preseason program like and how have you managed your longevity? Stretching? Etc. Would love to hear from the OG himself.

[@89jpeck]

Holiday swoop needs to do London

[@jimcorlett]

Whitey pure peaky blinders tash

[@Debrenliev]

boiiiz do not forget about the u20's! They have to Frienditin as well

[@adsfisher]

Serious Dad dance moves, Prof

[@RobertLyons-d4n]

With the start one drop one bench one might be more fair for the boys if it is relevant to the guest position as Drew might get a shot if you get a prop on.

[@user-lw2ng1jb1m]

😂

[@scottingram7598]

Swoop on form 😂

[@adamrogers9452]

Bit of John Williamson on top of the anthem... Can't go wrong

[@DT7w8]

Invite Hoops as your guest next time

[@Br0wnCh3]

40:19 - amazing XD

[@pause4semaj]

congrats sherpa #goat

[@DT7w8]

Is it Nick White or no one is talking about the plan this weekend. Gits benched - that's a laugh from NW

[@lukedarby6815]

Gits jacket! Nobody mentioning the pimp jacket???!

[@thedude5792]

Doesn’t give much hope when everything is “a long way away”

[@tomasaoake1406]

Darcy asked if he should have the sherpa award goit?

[@filimoniwaqainabete6323]

Ask Goit about Sherpa

[@adamrogers9452]

No beefeater, international season, not a good time to drop off.

[@filimoniwaqainabete6323]

Ask Goit about Sherpa . #meow

[@thereal2777]

Did razor not coach Brasilia

[@dustinalessi6602]

Why are yall so pessimistic about the wallabies?? New coach. You guys are Australians. Tough as nails. Did the Aussies cower in fear when Zeroes were bombing Darwin?! No they fought back! Believe in your team Aussies! Crocodile Dundee is rolling in his grave listen to you lot act like Wales is gonna smash ya. Let’s go Wallabies! Greetings from Texas

[@miguelangel3254]

No love for the chile v hong kong test? Canada and USA didn't even went to the world cup adn you give them time...

[@tupouneiafu899]

Sherpa

[@filimoniwaqainabete6323]

SHERPA

[@Alex-mj5dv]

Think there’s some overconfidence in NZ, even NZ’ers aren’t quite as relaxed as they once were - they’ve been humbled at home now much more than any other time in history, and vs England the last match was a draw and the one before that was a battering at the World Cup. It’s a new side, a young one - never been completely convinced by DMack at 10 at Test level. There will be ring rust. I think England’s pack is stronger and more physical - it will be a real test.

[@jameswyatt4443]

How can he leave the moustache out like that? Seriously dangerous stuff, big injury risk just walking around like that.

[@baz8346]

Bums on seats