"Nice" Elden Ring Invader is ACTUAL GATEKEEPER

[@IliumGaming]

one time my car got stuck in the snow and Nice Joey came by and helped me get going and then he chopped my head clean off like a pez dispenser

[@sleeper1855]

That reference to Miyazaki's story about the origins of souls multiplayer is deeper than the neck wounds Nice Joey makes

[@DreyfusLagoon]

Can I take you from the back?

[@benmcconaughy6241]

This is the best comment I’ve ever read.

[@Typhosion]

Best story time so far. 10/10. Fear the Old Blood, fellow hunter.

[@michaellugo9349]

This was good for sure, but the typical D&D session is something that holds a special place in my heart and can never be topped

[@FloraOfTheCats]

The dungeon master confesses to hundreds of charges of first degree murder while positing it as a story about another person, more at 7

[@michaellugo9349]

Yo I had the same thought when he started describing in detail the bloodspray lmao

[@veliusfox]

The "Pole Dancer's Blood Blade" bit really got me. Thank you DM

[@VinceOveson]

I truly laughed out loud at that 🤣

[@MasterThief009]

Something that always impresses me with these vids is how Saint can sound exasperated at his own stories/ characters.

[@Luanciel]

The only thing I can say about saint_riot videos is: "They're masterworks, all. You can't go wrong"

[@srafnos2073]

Have a pick, whatever you like

[@CsStrez]

Wolves hunt in packs!

[@demityrant1784]

GOBLINS ILL LIKE FIRE!

[@Stephetheon]

I have raged and wrought destruction

[@realBlackFriza]

It’s like a poem, start in crystal caves and end in crystal caves. Pest threads is still the coolest spell

[@bingusthegreat9733]

Thanks for these recent uploads saint, these past couple days have been very stressful because the wildfires and these uploads always put me in a good mood

[@saintriot]

Glad you like them

[@miles3101]

This video feels like Saint just woke up tied to a chair in a wet, cold empty room and then Dungeon Master just walked in, reverse-sat on a chair in front of him, and started rambling about Nice Joey, with Saint doing his best not to trigger the bad dementia as he continued to be called Little Timmy.

[@JohanFaerie]

I really like the idea that this is just the time the Dungeon Master(aka a forever DM) got to be a player for once, and was just really excited to tell someone about it.

[@azagur-sag988]

8:15 "That big old cowboy suit" 🤣👏👏👏

[@CasperBlackbird]

i'm gonna pray that mister nice Joey comes back for more nice things, world needs more of nice Joey^^

[@TheGauravDeep]

12:20 You can see the thicc boi’s shadow getting parried by good ol joe

[@saintriot]

That's hilarious.

[@bloopergman]

I can't believe Dungeon Master's name is Joey

[@Nomortem]

His trusty ZWEEFANDAH

[@JohanFaerie]

F.Y.I. they do still make Pez dispensers.

[@MrTophatcat]

I love when Sane ryan records himself when the voices take over. Very entertaining 10/10.

[@dotisopod]

every time saint has to explain something because he thinks the audience is too young I start to panic and have to urge to get married before I wither away into dust

[@Gabaghoul0000]

good morning fellas

[@antivexium3892]

I absolutely lost it at "I'm not Timmy" I love this channel

[@crocodiletears498]

Saint Riot is the only person that can make me sit through twenty minutes of nonsense and thank him for it

[@spotzhopz]

My favorite part was when nice joey started blastin

[@unseamedfuture9819]

Can't get enough of the dungeon master's stories. They are just that damn good.

[@ploota8963]

the world needs more Mr. Nice Joeys

[@gretchling5012]

really great active listening from little timmy, encouraging the insane wizard who kidnapped him to keep telling the story and asking him questions

[@Pinyaps]

I wish the Dungeon Master could tell me invasion stories as I try to sleep

[@BogdanT-f7b]

I cant even describe how cool your storytelling is, like without even looking at the screen most of the time cuz im working, i can still imagine and tell what is happening with 99% accuracy. Keep them coming 10/10

[@progod6017]

im through elden ring story now and even thouzgh I enjoy the pvp, since im new to souls games - watching your vid is rlly enjoyable and shows me how to get better in pvp

[@michaellugo9349]

More than anything it teaches you how to make PvP fun vs "how to be OP fast"

[@Llamasomenumbers]

Another avant-garde episode of Nice Joey: Saint Invader

[@michaelnelson8618]

This is what KZbin needs. Actual content. Thanks again Saint!

[@michaellugo9349]

I half blame saint for my crippling cigarette addiction as sitting outside with a coffee/beer and chainsmoking through each new video drop is my favorite pasttime anymore. Also as somebody who takes mercy on lesser-skilled hosts and occasionally honest co-opers, I'm have flashback realizations that the host I backstabbed during a ganksquad who kept trying to use his empty flasks wasn't bad, he was asking for mercy.... To all hosts out there, if you encounter me and you're trying to use empty flasks before using grovel for mercy gestures, just know that you will be dropped at least 2 erdleaf flowers before I sever. However if it's not me....Prepare to Die

[@kasch3288]

I need a compilation of blue disgust. Local invader is disgusted with blues for 30 minutes straight.

[@teorec]

These last couple videos have been amazing, thank you Sane Ryan.

[@executioner_ecgbert884]

You're killing it with the commentary 😂

[@nathreetimesnineequalstwen7172]

Rotund Cowboy RL 300+ wtf 😐

[@keegan_bridge]

One time Nice Joey found me hanging on by my fingertips on a cliff, he demanded a thumb war. He swiftly won and stomped on my hand untill I fell

[@KoyFoster]

When I was watching you ER first LP vods. I fucking loved your DM character. So good. I wish I knew of you sooner. You quickly became one of my favorite streamer/content creators.

[@djinnstar8123]

"VARNISH" thats the word

[@whoopsthatsasinisntit]

Gatekeepers??! is my souls game???

[@SnowVRC]

really enjoying these stream of consciousness videos

[@Linkarcus]

Your videos are an experience, Saint.

[@SimpleGratia]

Sanctus Tumultus has done it again. Another certified parish paragon.

[@fallenasleep7247]

12:21 the ghost of rotund cowboy got parried again

[@luna7157]

After having played consumables-only with a Dex-heavy quality build, this looks really fun. Given I already beat it, I might go back and farm a noble's slender sword to do this. Great video again, Saint.

[@undertherottensun2734]

Needed two seconds, instant classic! good guy sain

[@seanfussa3076]

When the dungeon master is suspicious:

[@BilliamTorpedo]

5:30 damn dude im invested but it feels like its been half an hour already and its bedtime ill be back in the morning

[@CheeseInvader]

if the annoying guy in the hibachi incident was actually mr nice joey, I bet guy number 1 would still be dating that girl... or not...

[@vitorgogo]

Thanks for the story Saint Mr. Nice Man

[@saintriot]

Thanks for listening

[@baeber]

drunk beheaded over leveled cowboy in ram ranch it really rocks

[@vannills]

good Zweihander call back

[@Irked913]

the real question is How does dungeon master feel about hibachi ?

[@Stephetheon]

4:55 Hello Future Me reference

[@foodforthegods]

VARNISH!

[@tvlogs7364]

The Borderlands intro lol

[@ryandarrah1136]

Marcus voice “ah sooo you want to hear another story eh?”

[@iveneverseensuchbehaviorin5367]

i was just telling my friend a few days ago that i wished dungeon master made more youtube appearances.

[@MusashiW-ec2yn]

this was the greatest elden ring video i've ever seen i'm crying

[@Carian_Inspector]

10/10 video, more Dungeon Master commentary!

[@Maervyn]

I'm gonna tell my kids Saint will tell stories about their life if they will be nice and polite. Just as Nice Joey.

[@BigSchim]

Somehow a story about a man who kills people and blows your friends' heads smoov off to be nice to you makes sense somewhere down the line. There's a lesson. I don't know what it is, but it's there and you learn it after you meet Nice Joey.

[@14ndCounting]

"ONE GUY BLEW HIMSELF UP" ....alright

[@Flumpod]

Anatomically speaking. Balls are softer than most things 24:00 lmao

[@billsantos]

As soon as I heard the Dungeon Master voice, I clicked the like button. ❤

[@benphish]

Ill rename my character fashion police every once in a while and just slowly walk circles around the host look at them through the telescope and nod my head. Then leave

[@west-art558]

i feel like saint is slowly losing his mind with each upload

[@b.a.8938]

That's so entertaining! Thankk you.

[@FaustusGraticus]

Thanks for all the feel-good content Saint.

[@stevenfoss3015]

I love your commentary

[@ping0_098]

Saint what’s the theme used at the start of the video?

[@GhostProdigy]

Lmao this was right donw Hilarious 😂 loved it man!!

[@rawquazza1321]

this was glorious bro

[@2ScoopsOfSmackMaster]

Nice Joey, a true legend.

[@shubbith3109]

Hey sane have you tried using burn o flame after blackflame ritual? its fun

[@thrice1201]

Invader forces innocent host to play Elden Ring solo. (Toxic)

[@Ziabetus]

I could listen to this man ramble for hours. I know this, because I do.

[@ray12a]

cky “groundhog session song 2” later renamed “fisherman’s wharf pt. 1” on carver city album was originally titled “kill moron”.

[@ChefChucko]

But what about the key master?

[@katanaman4]

The first SaneRyner vid to make me squeamish.

[@unevenbetts]

Omg pez dispenser 😂

[@DrakewqSouls]

That was a good video,,, A REALLY GOOD VIDEO saint

[@gedewahyu.p]

7 arcane, weapon is noble's slender sword, how long have you been farming?

[@balmain2496]

FFXII MUSIC IS AN INSTANT 10/10

[@joeyjones9041]

As a fellow Nice Joey, I can relate, it ain't easy being green

[@gangliaghost8720]

Saint, do you play dnd and is this something I could ever watch

[@glinteastwood]

Plan for tonight: Finding other Metallica songs to turn people into.

[@jackdunn3737]

Heard the DM voice, hit the like button. Like God intended.

[@deuceyd8468]

timmy riot i like this video

[@devfish3329]

@saint_riot maybe besides Pez dispensers you could think about russian nesting dolls

[@herbsanspices3194]

I love gatekeeping but there's no point in anyone else doing it tbh, I'm so good at it everyone else's attempts would just be pointless and kind of embarrassing so they should stick to gaslighting instead

[@vinyrhyme6425]

i miss pez. I used to love eating them as a kid

[@serendetta5150]

Thankyou dungeon master, im so glad youre back

[@DIABETOR]

another saint riot video, another day i don't hurt myself

[@BurstVessels]

😮 Dungeon Master IS Nice Joey?! 😂

[@exodus9001]

This is the best rp build

[@CJan65]

God I love this fucking channel lmao

[@antmann993]

peak schizophrenic saint content 💯

[@lukefisher8417]

Perfect video.

[@frossassin213]

that bluoe Moose was really dumb why was he buffing or casting at all if he wasn't anywhere near you

[@Eillcon]

Incredible 😭😭😭

[@willgegg8601]

Getting Jerma vibes from this story time.