Nick Abbot vs The Numpties of 2022 VOL. 14

40 numpty calls from Sep-Oct 2022. LBC, Fri-Sun, 10-1AM.
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Intro: Buzzcocks - Hollow Inside
Cartoon: Martin Rowson
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[@bessallin459]

This isn't a government,it's a crime scene. Lol!!

[@Plantlady70]

Nick has been in rare form lately. Wish we had his likes on this side of the pond.

[@jamisbillson4872]

James O’Brien on LBC is also brilliant.

[@fairybuddy-angel2035]

Those familiar with these compilations and who listen to LBC will remember the amusingly awful Brian. Nick eventually stopped talking to Brian. Brian now prayers Clive on LBC almost every Sat/Sun. He is still clinging on to BREXIT and the Tories like a sailor on a life ring watching the Titanic sliding beneath icy waves.

[@fairybuddy-angel2035]

Prayers?! Pesters. Mind you, prayers seems suited too.

[@sinjeet1]

“Stock-on-tees, oh god, iv been side swiped…hello Brian”😂😂😂

[@Jakeyboyofjoy4]

Ive always wanted a full compilation of Brian Vs. Nick. Brian is the worst. "We Jus wan' Brexit"

[@ChrisIowa]

Thank you M.J! I can't tell you how much we love all of these videos which genuinely make our long journey driving across Nebraska to Colorado so much more fun. This is one of our playlist essentials. :)

[@-BY205]

Is Trump with you ???? 😁

[@woodentie8815]

And, we over here scoff at red-necked, ignorant Americans!😲

[@brianferguson7840]

Two Hitchins brothers, Peter, the dim one who called Nick. And the brilliant, empathetic, one full of humanity and compassion and a stratospheric intellect....... Who sadly died.

[@stevenminto971]

it did strike me listening to this again just how much of an arrogant dimwit Hitchens sounds. that bit where Nick is explaining that legalisation will remove criminality and Hitchens interrupts because he's lost the thread of the conversation after 20 seconds and thinks Nick is on about alcohol, painful.

[@eightiesboy]

Perfect timing...thank you MJ and Nick and all those callers!!!! Need a lift me up today....

[@mwd331]

Good news! MJ has uploaded!

[@andy29081983]

One call in...this will be a long three hours.

[@Mightypi]

Suffering simulator with the safety systems off

[@moonpig16]

much needed thank you

[@chestypants78]

I’m impressed with the quality of Peter Hitchens’ (the shit one) phone call, considering the fact that he is calling Nick from the year 1885! Christopher Hitchens is an absolute legend.

[@poox8362]

M J - got some time on my hands. Listened to all Nick's shows and your fab posts at the time, but doing some historical listening. Great to relive (for the 3rd time) you and Nick's genius!

[@cooldudefranny91]

Love the comic book style pictures in all your videos. Also love the numpties videos, the way Nick is sarcastic but real makes great listening. Great job m.j.

[@fairybuddy-angel2035]

This one, and others, are by the mighty Martin Rowson. Draws for The Guardian (follow online for free) and Byline Times (another great i dependent newspaper focusing on UK politics and corruption). Rowson is a national treasure.

[@IanStewartDFTBA]

Snuck one past me yesterday, eh M.J.? How foolish to think you could hide such a bulging, premium basket of fresh Gammony-Goodness from one so adept at sniffing it out as myself! Jokes aside, I find myself once again thanking you for sifting through the detritus of people actually agreeing with Nick (yuck, who wants that?) to get to the real meat of the matter- delicious Numpties! Really, the work you put in to compile these calls is astronomical, and valuable to show the underlying currents of why these people think and vote as they do. Keep up the great work, mate!

[@mattgreek1066]

Beautiful cheers, MJ!

[@the_9ent]

Bring. It. On.

[@kendrathompson5207]

Well done again M.J. You are the best 🙂

[@deltakilo75bon61]

Another great compilation Mr N. Thank you very much

[@glasrazuma933]

That call from Godfrey was hilarious. "Press hash Godfrey".

[@marcosmartins7581]

Autumn still starting and we're at volume 14 already 🤣👍🏾 Gonna save this for tonight, with a warm fireplace and a cuppa... Tkx👌🏾

[@edwardsexby3402]

More numptys! My cup runneth over. Cheers, M.J., for all your hard work on this channel.

[@Dogboy73]

These callers get a vote?! Christ! 🤪

[@jeremygough1387]

Dylan knows all about cows from the Magic Roundabout.

[@southbanktrousers2]

Can you do a compilation of the Wokey Cokey caller? He’s brilliant

[@Bryzyc]

I've never seen a cow with a watch.

[@-BY205]

They have smartphones ... 😁 English cow 🐂 ...

[@leepop79]

43 seconds it took for me to be holding my head in my hands - I have beaten my record from episode 13 which was 52 seconds!!! Same number of votes as you and I

[@sidcup8523]

I got to say, lots of the callers that call nick and 'any answers' are stating to feel more like the characters from 'Down the Line'. Well worth a listen if you haven't :)

[@TophinatorStreams]

An “ex-vet” 😂 I think he means veteran, because the only way you’ll be an ex-veteran is if you’ve died…and even that is arguable. The only reason to say “ex-vet” is to say your a former veterinarian, but were fired. 😂

[@powerboon2k]

Upon hearing his accent I knew immediately he was not referring to being a veterinarian.

[@poox8362]

Seems like we have been Americanised on the Vet stuff. Don't remember this before Americanisms coming into our parlance.

[@Ryattt81]

I start this show and think "I want to comment on that". Then I think the same for the next, and next and next and next.. ad infinitum...what a joke, I cant even decide what car crash to comment on.

[@firespit1000]

Please, please release a mix tape of your musical intros and exits. Would be delicious. Seriously x

[@daviel6595]

Just seen cow in library

[@powderedtoastfacekillah734]

“No thanks, I’m on the coke tonight”

[@chestypants78]

Around 1:17:00 "I have to wash my underpants in a bucket."

[@georgefiddler1742]

8:20 made me burst out laughing so hard I nearly busted a lung

[@kannguyen6983]

Nice! Your videos should be seen by more viewers. May I repost your channel without changing anything on the clean platform named Gan Jing World? Thank you!

[@m.j.nicholls]

I've never heard of that, but I heartily approve of squirting more Nick up the internet.

[@KintokiSan]

Omfg tories are literally stealing children's lunch money! I can't! 😂😂😂

[@Gremriel]

a million and one problems in your country, and the guy wonders if cows can tell the time.

[@leepop79]

Is anyone else listening to these, wondering where Brian in Stockton On Tees is and how he is doing?

[@powerboon2k]

I hope we never hear him talking utter wank ever again.

[@m.j.nicholls]

He pops up on Clive Bull's show. No longer amusing, merely tragic.

[@leepop79]

@@m.j.nicholls no way! I reckon you have enough material to do one of his own videos by now!!!

[@michaeldoig9881]

To paraphrase Churchill; If you want to see the problem with ordinary people having the vote, just listen to these callers.

[@eddielloyd4070]

why would anyone paraphrase a manic depressive racist

[@craiglancastermarr4016]

Bette Davis did play the title role of THE NANNY in a 1965 film made by Hammer, so the caller at 23-30 was right.

[@m.j.nicholls]

Numpty status revoked.

[@aviduke]

that 2nd caller....

[@steveknott4255]

sorry nick but i cant forget about 1000000 dead in Blair's illegal war in Iraq . Lets not rehabilitate the reputation of a war criminal eh!

[@dennisfraser6896]

I dont remember losing 100000 troops we never Had a million troops. An ex soldier sarcasm So dont vote to change Things because of a war Long past as is tony blair.

[@powerboon2k]

OMG people like you are absolutely impossible. Thick as 2 short planks.

[@lostinitaly5590]

@@dennisfraser6896 No one said troops. More people die in war than just troops.

[@clivesnell]

Dylan needs to get back on the Magic Roundabout 🤪🤪😵‍💫😵‍💫

[@powerboon2k]

To call weed a dangerous poison is just total horseshit.

[@knshinn2]

Quick, pedantic aside: there is a black and white Hammer film starring Bette Davis, and called - yes - The Nanny.

[@powerboon2k]

These people make me despair.

[@salzburg49ers4life6]

Nick is an awesome and amazing human being.

[@-BY205]

Also the caller ...we wouldn't have a laugh ....

[@phillydavison]

BOOZE

[@bljah123]

High corporate tax on profit - unless profit is invested, that fixes it

[@colinstephenson5386]

One of Mr Hitchens favourite topics Cannabis , Weed. Wacky baccy , in days gone by dope wasn’t seen as something serious, Then prohibition was kicked into touch , Leaving Mr Hoover at a loose end ? My enemy ain’t my enemy any longer ? Ha ha look at them kids laughing ? Let’s check this out, Drugs yippee, make me a movie and call it ‘Reefer Madness “

[@leod-sigefast]

1:32:25 Abbot vs Perlstein vs Truss bit

[@leod-sigefast]

1:36:23 Rock and Roll!!

[@eastchchkea6475]

Dish and Dishonesty

[@maartenvandam344]

Liz's problem with Pearlstein's book is, she just read his outline of Reaganomics, but not his explanation of why it was bollocks. I think you will find that is correct.

[@hmq9052]

Godfrey. Welsh for 'persistence'

[@michaelkenny8540]

1:50:40 ....'She's got 2 years,if she's wrong weve got a Labour Government'

[@colinstephenson5386]

We will accept human beings that are not quite the same as us but only if we need them, and by the way England is probably the most welcoming country in the world,

[@simplesimonhadapie]

Close to the end the chat with the construction guy saying about how they want more (and him not being able to figure out how them having more doesn't mean he gets paid MORE for the job he does even if they have more money) but his part at the end sums it up "they don't seem happy do they" no but do you know who would be happy with the billions all the people who work their ar se off every day to make sure they are paid and the country they live in has infrastructure to make life better for everyone

[@michaelkenny8540]

Go to 1:40:40 to hear how Liz Truss was hailed as the best thing since sliced bread by an Express journo. It has not dated well!

[@StillABigKid]

OMG! The motoring party woman is still going. I guess BBC London finally banned her

[@stevepipenger4651]

Cows can’t read?

[@cuchalainngwndwyr1052]

it's a snatch and grab... They KNOW they are are fucked - so they are taking everything. And tragically there's fuck all we can really do about it.

[@brandonbrown7713]

1:55:00 ravi was actually right, not that sunak is gonna do anything positive tho

[@jaykay2640]

Brilliant!!

[@Inthemixmedia]

End product of a country with no controls on media ownership

[@jamisbillson4872]

42:39 WOW!!!