Nick DiPaolo - How You Know You're Getting Old

[@gunrok1779]

Nick Di Paolo is one of the great and underrated comedians. There is no better time for his comedy than now. Let's go Nicky! The Wedding Ring bit lol. "She's got a 15k diamond ring, I'm wearing a washer from a urinal that broke 10 years ago." so great.

[@JoeyBullet222]

Nick is still killing on his youtube channel. The guy is terribly underrated.

[@debdee9663]

I agree

[@jmastapq]

He absolutely crushed on the Jim Norton roast. Always loved his delivery

[@Steve-ec6ed]

"My nuts are empty and my wallets full... How can I reverse these two things?" 😂😂

[@dannyherrera1598]

Exactly what I tell myself Every weekend 😑😒😂😂😂😂

[@crieverytim]

why would you want full nuts and an empty wallet?

[@betelgeusex3865]

@@crieverytim you wouldn't.. Hes saying that's what you get with marriage

[@goreds551]

a question philosophers have been pondering for centuries lol

[@TheFatAndTheFurious]

@@crieverytim That's the joke

[@scottlloyd4022]

Telling a mexican "to build a wall on the way out" in 2008. Dipoalo was way ahead of everybody else 😂😂😂

[@boomersooner535]

The "wall" was proposed well before 2008

[@leightonlawrence8832]

they called it a wall? how times have changed

[@amistry605]

@@leightonlawrence8832 i don't get it

[@mendoncabeast1]

Bill Clinton proposed the wall in his state of the union

[@kushfrancis37]

lol history began way before 2008 my friend

[@profezordon6385]

"Build the wall on your way out" lmao

[@mattsharpe2861]

“Had a neck like a snapping turtle” 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@tomy5868]

old "tough crowd" comedy...shit was great. too great for comedy central.

[@garybrice7689]

He holds no punches, isn't PC. He tells it like it is. One of my faves. I wish I would have seen him live.

[@raypowers8083]

He's still touring.

[@MrS98VAC]

"What do your fantasies have to do with this?"

[@stevebowles8225]

You know you're getting old when you can live without sex, but not without your glasses.

[@jeromesilva4503]

Nick DiPaolo is a frickin' LEGEND!

[@joshbreilein1175]

Haha now they hate him..I still love him he's funny as hell. His podcast is great

[@ericschryver73]

Spot on.

[@TheItalianTrash]

@Ron Garvin I'm a centrist democrat who has always thought Nick was hilarious . My friends and I saw him in Albany, NY and we all had a good time. Truthfully I can't think of another funny comedian who is on the conservative side. Any suggestions?

[@stonebay2111]

Make you really miss Tough Crowd

[@johndoughnut9350]

He’s too real, that’s why.

[@austinhoner5389]

@@TheItalianTrash I can't think of any either, I bet some are just hiding their politics and I can't blame them

[@0_Comprimise9]

NICK is so damn underrated it's crazy ! His podcast on youtube is the best. The shit he comes up with kills me .

[@BunneRabb]

"Do you want to be 50 and look 50, or be 50 and look like a 30-year-old lizard?" - Bill Burr

[@aquaw0If]

28 year old lizard *

[@michaelaldersley6503]

Funnily enough I just listened to an old episode of the Monday morning podcast and Bill just recommended Nick, so I had to check it out. I see the similarities in their topics.

[@pheonixd2]

nick dipaolo so fucking under-rated....love from india...

[@ChuckBeefOG]

His show is the only talk show worth listening to on Sirius.

[@FrankiePace]

Talk about freedom of speech Sirius let him go because of a remark. Comedy is nothing but remarks you assholes...

[@michaelseidenberg2323]

And Stern

[@sonnycrockett9900]

Sofa cushion at John Goodman's house lololo

[@bnic9471]

Knew it was old when he was ripping on Farrah Fawcett--she died in 2009.

[@freeman7079]

One a the few guys who succeed at old, 80s style comedy.

[@AnnusMirabilus]

"My nuts are empty, and my wallet is full. How can I reverse these two things?" Lmfao

[@RebelRob34]

Listen to his podcast everyday while working. He's the best.

[@craigfawcett5745]

This is great, classic for 08'. Crowd was dull

[@darrencarter]

He has been funny for YEEAAARRSS!

[@cofside]

Nick DiPaolo is the most underrated comedian today. Give this dude the big push he deserves he would murder any room you put him in.

[@jakemthws18]

Speaks the truth in his comedy love this guy!

[@ciscoj33]

First came across him in the roast of Larry the Cable Guy. Some comedians are funny. Some are brutal. Nick is just downright RUTHLESS!!!!!

[@JOHNDOE-ls5cv]

imagine that the audience actually laughed and no one needed a safe space....

[@BTokinn]

Nick has been around the comedy scene for so fucking long. Much respect.

[@NOOBKIAtv]

Build a wall on the way out lol has a different reference today:D

[@darmillionaire]

He was prophetic

[@davehallett3128]

Same reference

[@mr.reality9741]

Nick DiNostradomus

[@boomersooner535]

The wall proposed well before this stand up.

[@huntergatherer9084]

Natural Comedian . This man is growing on YT doing political commentary. Check it out.

one of the best podcasts going. you think it, he says it.

[@justforever96]

"Do the jobs Americans don't want to do any more" LOL, that's good.

[@lisabinhawaii]

The alarm system jokes are SO good.

[@zenos.5315]

Always a pleasure watching Nick, absolutely the best!,

[@sergiovalenti7255]

He’s one of the best top 10 comedians of all time in my opinion. 😂

[@juulclark2651]

Just adore this man!

[@billsmith4900]

One of the few comics who’s as funny as his stand up

[@JiggyMiggytv]

Holy fuck this dude's good

[@thanosdarkseid8695]

+JiggyMiggytv you should watch him and patrice on a show called tough crowd he's crazy and clever as a comedian.

[@hermestrismegistus9603]

+john deathspell I second the motion!

[@READERSENPAII]

Here from crowder. This guy made me laugh to hard.

[@mikec6733]

Was this taped at a Senior's Center?

[@briaf3370]

Guy is amazing with the best delivery

[@timmysixxstrings]

Tough crowd that night! Nick is hilarious!! Lighten up people!!

[@briaf3370]

Quebec crowd didn't deserve Nick. Good riddance to those losers

[@steveallen5072]

Greatest joke ever!!...what do your fanaties have to do with this?? What do my fanaties have to do with this. Nick you are priceless

[@davehallett3128]

It was even funnier than yours because he used the english word fantasies twice in his jokes steve allen s a good name for you because he wasn t funny either. Although he was literate

[@billybrothers2492]

@@davehallett3128 lol

[@cano21]

While Norm Macdonald is probably my favorite stand up, Nick is definitely in my top 5. Norm, Chappelle, Colin Quinn, Nick Dipaolo and Bill Burr.

[@josephblanchard6248]

That's a really great list though, tbh

[@cano21]

@@josephblanchard6248 Thx. I forgot Bernie Mac though. That man had me rolling on the floor more than a few times!🤣🤣🤣

[@boomersooner535]

Bill Hicks has classic work. Jokes that stand the test of time and are never outdated.

[@pacman6567]

I love your list... I'll just add Jim Norton

[@mattybhoy6522]

Patrice O'Neal

[@baggedjt]

I died 😂

[@DirtyMagurt]

THIS DUDE IS THE BEST !!

[@markbowman3475]

I knew I was getting old when the music I grew up to was on tv for $9.95.

[@petermyers479]

Nick DiPaolo is a genius. I can’t listen to him without laughing, a lot.

[@dankdark974]

legend

[@thelibrarian4509]

Best take on results of face lifting ! It's true! I can pick one out in a crowd (especially in Fla.!) worth seeing him in person.

[@iamnormal8648]

3:07 wife's friend in the audience

[@MartyDickRider]

Good for you

[@shermanngjazz]

Love Nick he's so underrated!

[@emtee40]

I never heard of this dude till a friend recommended him to me last week and it's been on and off binging.

[@rahamsesgalvan8279]

I miss comedy like this.

[@zeronebula100]

a condom over a pumpkin 😂

[@imashaman-ei9ie]

zeronebula100 thanks for sharing your non informative information!! A cat died today ! 😭

[@VincentWilliams007]

Nick is the best. I love his honesty.

[@paulsecon4889]

One funny bastard!!🤣🤣🤣

[@MegaGman61]

I love Nick! One of the best ever!

[@dead_or_alive2649]

DiPaolo is old school, when comedians were actually funny! Give me his form of stand up any day over the whitewashed junk today!

[@KOCChristian]

Then you look in wrong area

[@jessejive117]

He’s the Al buddy of stand up lol

[@feldspar3858]

Jesse Collins - Never heard of Al buddy.

[@robprice5655]

Need more DiPaolo

[@glenkrinkle8043]

Great stand up

[@AaronNickols88]

Their face don't match the neck,I'm dying.

[@tylerbeaudoin3225]

One of the greatest of all time...I just saw him in Maine, he brought it. He fucked with me it was an honor.

[@darlatidwell6255]

Nick's great on stage and has a great podcast, funny stuff. 👍👍

[@Murphysson]

Great set, one joke right after another. 😂😂😂

[@mitchmatthews6713]

Gut-hurting hilarious!

[@petermyers479]

Great set. Hilarious.

[@anneverna1792]

i like quite a few comics nick is at the top of my list

[@Rdmz805]

Nick is such a great underrated comic

[@maxwoods3764]

NickyDip!! Best comic out there. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@jimmyjames6318]

Funny! Why have I never seen this guy before?

[@AdvocateSpirit]

My close friends, Bill Burr and Kevin Hart recommended this guy to me and said he's evil on the stage like Patrice.... Aaah here we go again!!

[@ardenritchie5722]

Laughing out loud on holiday in Phuket. Working in Singapore. Have a great Halloween. Miss the holidays a lot. I enjoy your honest approach to comedy and I can not believe the era we live in that has tried to stop free speech and also incredible comedy; both are always married together for a better world. The USA has a consitution with the right to free speech and I choose that over everything. My mom was American and my dad Canadian. Little Potato (trudeau) has stopped most of Canada from speaking freely because he is gutless, blackface hypocrite. Please do more on him Nick. Happy Holidays! PS I left Canada the day Little Potato showed up on the political stage. I have lived in dissent of his irresponsible gov and irrational liberalism for over 4 years. I hope you do more acts about this level of hypocrisy and incompetence.

[@mikefleissner4415]

'Sorry honey.imust exuse myself .i feal. A bowl movement coming on!

[@AIVelociDactyl]

Bon swarrr 😂

[@rayrocher6887]

Great job

[@aminr4281]

This man is a genius! Funny as fuck! I’m glad I’m subscribed to his KZbin channel!

[@yoniyampolsky2597]

master

[@jackhammer569]

Absolutely hilarious…love this guy

[@notgaybear5544]

This guy should start his own youtube channel and podcast

[@louisxvii2137]

You’re in luck... kzbin.info

[@pyromaniac354]

He has

[@frannyleyden7988]

He's on gab now.

[@antarcticorb9197]

Politically correct KZbin threw him off..

[@frannyleyden7988]

@@antarcticorb9197 then he must have been speaking the truth.

[@germerican7182]

Build the wall Jose

[@B1az1ngSuN]

the jokes were on point, the crowd seemed pretty stale, or liberal.

[@girlcrazyrockstar]

It is Montreal

[@hoanpham2757]

Nick is funny af

[@DrPhil-kx3ci]

I’m pretty sure he was on “Everybody loves Raymond”

[@carrrexx7190]

Nick,,😂 you look as comfortable on stage as me at my annual Aides test.

[@gregokray6465]

A cutting edge comic, he was funny when he started in the business and still funny today!!

[@lexluger1095]

“She can’t buy cheap stuff,” as she buys you tons of reusable garbage razor blades

[@QuincyCarr]

I'm a 20 yr vet in this comedy biz with some national TV success / exposure, but Nick makes me wanna write better!

[@QuantumWify]

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH oh my god he's great

[@geenal360]

I love Nic!❤️♥️❤️♥️❤️

[@massapower]

Now That's COMEDY from a PAESANO and his UTUBE kicks ASS, unlike the Canadian sanitized garbage. Go NICK😁👊👍🏻

[@Elusive_Pete]

Great material, shit just not his crowd.

[@Scorpionbite8]

Goat

[@AlanaBananaCanada]

He seems so nervous here. Hes gotten a lot smoother

[@rocknrollmonkey8668]

His delivery was like that 25 years ago.

[@AlanaBananaCanada]

@@rocknrollmonkey8668 yeah its interesting to see comics perfect their craft. I enjoy it

[@AlanaBananaCanada]

@Dominic Scalia I don't even know what that has to do with my comment but ok

[@rocknrollmonkey8668]

Alana BananaCanada mean to say he's always kind of rushed his words and stuttered a little in his delivery. I think he has a legitimate speech impediment and actually stutters. If I remember right, he's mentioned it on one of his Joe Rogan appearances.

[@zerocool1344]

Going to be on Crowder!

[@80spyder1]

How you know you’re getting old? My wife finds it humorous that at a restaurant a waitress will say to me “Honey do you need a coffee refill” or something like that. The way a polite young lady might talk to an old guy to be nice.

[@MartyMcFly88]

Greg Giraldo and this guy are hilarious

[@MrFTW733]

2:57

[@denurryden3390]

That buddy he mentioned has got to be Billy Burr

[@joeybagadonuts7332]

Loving this in 2020 Nick is a real man and a real American....TRUMP 2020!!!

[@mic7able]

I really, really like the guy, but just like Jim Norton - his radio ad lib is way better than his Stand up. Probably the funniest thing I've ever heard was a Nick DiPaulo 'line of the day' from O&A.