Nick DiPaolo Stand Up - 1997

[@TheORIGINALBrentTheGent]

This is only ONE of MANY REASONS why Nick is MY FAVORITE COMEDIANS!!!!!!

[@tidepride86]

Angry then, angry now. Lol gotta love Nick.

[@VashTheDamnFiend]

Reminds me of Patrice (paraphrased) “what was the name of your first special? I’ll be the same old bitter white guy 20 years later?”

[@twointhepinkoneinthestink]

“If you’re not angry, you’re not paying attention.”

[@germanstudent06]

He's still amazing today, either live or podcast!

[@liquidalloy]

Stayed the same all these years. Love this guy. Nick rules

[@susanjaskulek4280]

Shoplifting to save time not money...love that line forever

[@drumdad54sdl47]

"Bleeding like Ted Kennedy's liver.." Bahahaha!!

[@kriscerrone3446]

So wild that only 22 yrs later. All these facts he says are deemed offensive.

[@shealee3198]

Lmao it was offensive back then. "He might be a bad influence" that announcers, and the ppl running the show are staright pussies

[@solothis]

Yeah. Wild. But there was a reason. It was offensive.

[@skeptical4446]

@@solothis you are offended by jokes? You should watch something else if thats the case, stand up comedy isn't for you

[@charlesfortrsqueminor2120]

The bar has been reset very low the only people that seem to get under are limbo artists and we know who they are

[@MarkMcDaniel]

​@Tim Crowell -- Only to losers like you.

[@andrewdelouise4830]

So damn funny! First time I saw him was on Denis Leary's Comics come home special back in 1995. Been a fan since

[@kurtusky13]

I believe it's because he's a guinea

[@Priscillababy26]

You can disagree with Dipalo all you want. Even I do most of the time. But he’s real as shit, quick on his feet, and had Patrice’s respect. And that’s all that matters

[@junkscience6397]

You sound like the real clown in this circus, chum....p.

[@viscountrainbows6452]

@@junkscience6397 Fruitcake

[@h.g.1409]

Wow ! He's an absolute beast

[@skeptical4446]

People shoplift to save time not money 🤣🤣🤣

[@garybrice7689]

One of my faves!

[@PowderMill]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 NICK IS A GREAT PATRIOT!!! If you’re a fan, check out his daily PODCAST on KZbin!!! He’s great. 🇺🇸❤️❤️👍🏻

[@thelibrarian4509]

Offensive to some, funny to others, but that's comedy!

[@victorcuevas1735]

Makes a historical reference* no one gets it* :|

[@overthemountain90]

victor cuevas To be fair it is a U.S history joke being told in Montreal, Its like telling a joke about John A MacDonald in Texas. Not a bad reference, just a bit obscure for the crowd.

[@meadster308]

@@overthemountain90 Thank you, I learned something about Canada that's relevant to your country's history.

[@RIP5582]

Immediately makes a beer reference, everyone gets it.

[@pacnick11]

4:37

[@angeliastribling-blossom3912]

You mean the musket reference?

[@mderepository4147]

That intro... damn that’s 90s as hell

[@mattyboy349]

I'm fuckin so embarrassed that I'm just discovering this guy. I heard McInnes mention him, so glad I did he's friggin soooo funny

[@braddywarbucks]

Pro socialized medicine Nick in 97

[@iamjp1]

wow he’s been a dumbass for that long?

[@OpenMawProductions]

Yeah, and then we actually saw the wider effects of it. People change their opinions with time and as they learn more things.

[@johnisaacdavey]

Wow. John Quincy Adams made laugh, but it really bombed with the Canadians.

[@Sealwithwificonnection]

Him and Pat Cooper are my favorite Italians

[@jralf0ns0]

Nick depalo look fresh out the night of the Roxbury movie

[@FlyTrue]

John Quincy Adams reference + frog audience = crickets

[@bubbatime]

Short haired lesbian on the right at 3:31 is NOT amused

[@murrayroodbaard207]

And he wasn't even that brutal.

[@jesuschristislord77733]

You ever see cancer laughing?

[@BK-hq7tn]

Plotting how her and her friends would take over Hollywood, the media, the courts, academia, science, and this future thing they would call “social media” in 20 years.

[@pamygalla8404]

I think he is SO FUNNY!

[@mistermasterful3556]

The hell with her lmao

[@stefanpedias4511]

Great intro

[@truthteller4442]

Them severely oversized 1990's suits with cheap materials tho.

[@iamjp1]

the most hilarious thing is that people think this was so politically incorrect and outrageous to say in 1997 lmao

[@ronniedeciantis1978]

last time they were able to laugh at political incorrectness

[@onetakewillie]

The Maestro

[@vagabondwastrel2361]

The irony of complaining about long lines at a hospital to people who have socialist healthcare.

[@vagabondwastrel2361]

People in the uk are still in denial about it.

[@timecode37]

yes the consistently underfunded nhs is surely a great example@@vagabondwastrel2361

[@MsFreshadenu]

Dipaulo does a socialized medicine joke. He probably hates that thats out there

[@ciabones]

MsFreshadenu If you aren’t a liberal at 21 you have no heart and if you aren’t conservative at 35 you have no brain

[@jinisteffani8035]

you do realize comedians don't tell the truth in their acts …..right?...

[@truthteller4442]

People change. I'm 40, now, and a major Conservative. At 21, I was a completely different person. I was a naive liberal who didn't understand how the world really works. Now as an adult, I would NEVER EVER want (government-controlled) socialized medicine.

[@chongli3007]

@@truthteller4442 Preach!

[@joakim2k10]

@@truthteller4442 Why is that though? You pay way more for your medicine and treatments in the US than in every other developed country in the world, all of which have universal health care. Your system benefits the pharmaceutical companies, their shareholders and the politicians and media companies they've payed off.

[@Carl-LaFong1618]

how are those Canucks supposed to know who John Quincy Adams is. friggin hosers.

[@nickdipaolofan5948]

hahaha Poor Nick, he is always too smart for his audience.

[@nealsmith4049]

Bill BurrFan you need to know your audience, I think he got greedy anyways should have left it with the musket wound

[@ginnycollins9332]

eventualentrophy all we learn is. American history duh!

[@MacGovernor]

They're not Canucks though. Canucks live in BC. Montréal is full of French-Canadians with zero sense of humour anyways.

[@recklessralphfromqueens8383]

Nick was destined to be HIM !

[@marcalfredo9826]

No one knew John Quincy Adams 😅

[@jordanlee2645]

The irony is socialized medicine wait time is much longer, since it's free ppl go for dumb shit.

[@lrn_news9171]

It's also inadequate funding because maintaining a universal healthcare system eventually becomes less affordable due to a myriad of factors. It'll work for a while.

[@andrewsorenson6750]

He is God's gift to conservatives!!

[@caze363]

"ATM machine"

[@clc7763]

You're so damn handsome

[@darren2329]

Thank you.

[@clc7763]

@@darren2329 you're welcome 😊

[@peteshour768]

Funny

[@allanjoyce5265]

Shoplifting to save car that was a great

[@rahkinrah1963]

DITCH the Glossier ads!

[@artakarakelyan1632]

Funniest line that no one laughed. I don’t mind the gangsters just the way they dress.

[@gotemcoach2346]

Why this guy look like a mix of Steve Lavin mixed with Robin Williams and Charlie sheen

[@darrenlowe3445]

No he doesn’t!

[@gotemcoach2346]

@@darrenlowe3445 UGH!! He so Does

[@shegotbettermorale8598]

Makes you question how violence is normalized?

[@jackwilson7649]

Jesus that announcer is cringe....

[@kennykash6089]

I love this WOP.

[@edgein1830]

Laugh track is ridiculous

[@feldspar3858]

ed gein - About as stupid as your “name”.

[@edgein1830]

@@feldspar3858 you dont think the laugj track is a little over played ?

[@feldspar3858]

ed gein - There isn’t one. Seen him many times in concert.

[@edgein1830]

@@feldspar3858 you are foolish if you do not think laugh has been added

[@goreds551]

There is no laugh track, you'r making shit up.

[@brando7266]

If he wasn't a rightwinger ,he would be much bigger,and I'm a lefty,

[@johnrudy9404]

Too bad for you

[@brando7266]

@@johnrudy9404 not really,lol

[@Dont_Be_Niggardly]

Yikes, this crowd looks like somebody came through with the ugly stick

[@tarawhite986]

LOL 😂😂😂😂😂 Good eye