Dave Attell - How You Know When You're Really Drunk

[@tisdue]

I love Dave Attell's style. He talks to you like an old friend, while saying ridiculous shit.

[@mulemule]

More like the spastic but hilarious friend in rehab (who's still fighting their way out of withdrawl). 😅

[@JustinBorowski13]

"I guess what I'm trying to say is that I travel a lot" Those are the kinds of silly transitions that he does that make me laugh harder than any of the punchlines LOL

[@ruthlesskumquat2918]

"My cousin had a baby and I was watching her breastfeed for a couple of bucks." Lolol priceless

[@VegetoStevieD]

"I'm in a bus station, I'm not bragging." Audience didn't even notice lol

[@CapnCody1622]

Wilson Mathias It’s a joke because who brags about being at a bus station? There are kind of a few parts to it but that’s one of them.

[@omfgitspyrogirl]

i noticed that too. audience took a minute to warm up to him

[@SuperiorityQomplex]

Just for Laughs is in Montreal and even though most of them speak english, french is generally their first language. Can take some time to translate it. And frankly, if english isn't your first language, the subtleties of sarcasm are even tougher to pick up..

[@bensweiss]

The audience missed a few. Too bad they missed them.

[@SamBassComedy]

Audience was a little stiff.

[@thomascarter8690]

Dave is one of my favorite stand ups. He has incredible timing, delivery, is just crude enough, and has excellent control of the audience. For some reason, I feel people don’t consider him in the top 20 or so stand ups of all time. I feel like he absolutely deserves it.

[@Michael-yu9ix]

Every comedian today considers him top 5 at least. Dave Chapelle said he's maybe the greatest ever. His timing and cadence is best ever.

[@Lisa-ik3wt]

He is as underrated as Rush.

[@ieatturdz]

@@Lisa-ik3wtyess

[@tylerm0089]

hahah "alright Cana-don't"

[@hectorabreu2502]

I've heard his "voice in my head" bit so many times and it still hilarious

[@Prof.Pwnalot]

I'm at a bus stop, I'm not bragging"

[@mylovesongs2429]

he cut the joke short in this one. he said before "i do not want to, do you know why? because during a terrible gardening accident, a cucumber went up my ass 3 times, and i had to cry in the shower.", or "because once i sat on my keys the wrong way, and i had to cry in the shower".

[@TheBeefTrain]

Most underrated comic ever. He's like a mini gun on stage.

[@Lisa-ik3wt]

Heck yeah

[@livewithyourbassboosted3500]

Best. comment. ever.

[@samuelhinkle740]

This guy took a cold audience from the start , and cooked em ! Brilliant Dave Brilliant.

[@TranzparentMethods]

I noticed that too. The reaction of the first few jokes could've frozen Antarctica.

[@huberfloover]

Yeah he did...there's nothing like someone who knows their craft

[@dungeon-wn4gw]

@@huberfloover good choice of words.. craft. It's not an art that's supposed to be up for interpretation. Stand up is a craft, and the craft is to make the worst audiences laugh

[@Vintage_geek]

@@dungeon-wn4gw I could agree with you if it wasn't for Bill Hicks.

[@alis05]

Terrible audience

[@JazzyJonas]

Dave just crushes it. I was still laughing at the last joke while the next one hit.

[@triple1]

@@phalxor No that would be the 'new' joke. Just like naming 'last-gen and new-gen' consoles.

[@smradztoiek]

That was like 10 jokes a minute. Gotta love the guy :)

[@donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239]

he's used some of this same material before and it went better then. This audience sucked. He gave them as much effort as their minimal energy gave him motivation to do. Then he went in the back and got high and had sex with a midget and a gorilla.

[@smradztoiek]

Jesse Bowman Well, nobody has different material for every performance. Even people like Louie repeat themselves and revisit themes.

[@donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239]

Yes :p He used this event as a filler. :p The delivery was off on everything and I think his effort was lacking mostly because the audience sucked. When he said how are you all feeling most of the audience acted dead or asleep :p they didn't' say shit.

[@Se7enDsinSGaming]

@@smradztoiek look up Ian Bagg

[@Se7enDsinSGaming]

@@donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239 it's like trying in a relationship when you know they don't care

[@Matt-vv7fl]

Dave throws out jokes so fast it's hard to keep up! This is a guy who knows his craft!

[@Sethclement96]

“I wanna have a couple of kids, i don’t even like kids, i just wanna name something.” That’s such a Hedburg joke 😂😂😂

[@jesserogalski1402]

The amazing thing is I haven't seen this for probably more than a decade, and I still instantly remembered the jokes and delivery. Man is good at what he does.

[@cobraimploder]

Ladies and gentlemen, one of the best ever comics. Criminally underrated, though!

[@fleedermouse]

agreed

[@guyledouche6039]

Not really. Everyone regards him as one of the best to ever do it

[@ACoustaDC]

Genius.... arguably the best of all time. I love his nonsensicle transitions.

[@oxouk]

Love his transitions from one story to another. Sheer brilliance!

[@faeterran341]

I love dave. He won me over as a kid with 'late night with dave atttel'

[@johnjamesleahy4065]

Hell yeah he helped teach me to enjoy and appreciate the night life

[@jon4715]

Insomniac?

[@faeterran341]

@@jon4715 Yes, thank you. I don't know why I said late night. Like he's some kind of fuckin talk show host lol

[@huckleberrylachow2202]

ohhh so this is where mark normand got his flow from

[@Fortnitekid1427-o5k]

Underrated line “I’m not bragging”

[@georgejung7052]

Excellent set. He made remarks in the beginning that had the crowd against him and then he won them over at the middle and end.

[@jaydennis1999]

To have been in the room when he recorded “Skanks for the memories” that’s one of the first places I’d time travel to.

[@sidneyny8608]

Dave is a comic legend

[@Kingjoffrey12]

Everyone here knows he is the real King of one liners.

[@seanc.5310]

Everytime I've seen this guy he kills it! The best stand up comic

[@comfortablynumblbg]

Can't believe I never watched this guy growing up. I always turned the channel. Man, I missed out

[@BeexDubb]

Look up the insomniac tv show a gdamn classic where he travels places and visits odd and weird places in the middle of the night lol

[@ooolrait]

we need a new special from this genius of a man.

[@SeveredLegs]

Dave just gets going immediately.

[@georgedixon1190]

Grandad said that you’re never too drunk until ya have to hold onto the grass to keep from flying off the Earth .

[@Boygonebad]

I like any Attell videos before I even watch. He’s that great.

[@haggai0n0i]

what a damn genius this guy is...

[@buzzbang7930]

I haven't seen ol' dave in a long, long time.

[@naj5999]

Dave Attell is the GOAT.

[@alexcrawford5350]

I like how he goes from saying that you know you’re drunk when you get pulled over by the coastguard to the comedy show abruptly ending and him addressing the audience thanking them and saying bye.

[@painjammin]

CANA-DONT! LOL!! Next to Norm, the greatest comic alive!

[@socksincrocks4421]

TAFFY IS DELICIOUS!!!! LMAO

[@adamjsaulnier8151]

My favourite comic by far. Blended the "skanks for the memorys" special. I'm guessing this took place right b4 that disc.

[@thurstonhowelllll948]

Top five comedians Dave Attell , This funny man is on his game

[@steveconn]

Attell. Just a rock in the storm you need sometime.

[@DelightfulTravellers]

Great video. Well done! We truly enjoyed it.

[@user-ho5vz5tg3r]

Dave is a sick man I like it!

[@Mikekramercomedy]

He is the best...just naturally funny and self deprecating.

[@Sprite_525]

A master. The most underrated yet copied style of the 90s. Marc Maron & Patrice Oneal talked about it, they called it “the most comedy-babies,” with Attell having the most “babies” who lived off Attell’s style, followed closely by Seinfeld and Pryor, many others I’m sure I’m forgetting

[@DanielRamirez-iq3rt]

When I was young his show on comedy central was the best

[@Realmikesambo]

Insomniac with dave attell was man VS food but with booze! The best!

[@nolongeravailable1840]

Damn, Dave was slaying them. One of greatest crude comedians in history. He's like George Carlin mixed with Robin Williams and he's had a shit load to drink with a one eyed midget who's getting a lapdance from 18 year old girl with a drug habit.

[@Lisa-ik3wt]

On some night train and speedballs, but yes a morph of those two departed maestros.

[@Lisa-ik3wt]

The cocaine speedy delivery of Robin with the whit of George

[@mchepen]

hes the best

[@menta1case182]

Dave Attell , one of the G.O.A.T. 'S

[@lisabinhawaii]

Thanks for reminding me of Dave, KZbin! 😁🖒

[@Dan_Hazard]

I always thought he looked like vin diesel and Adam Sandler combined

[@jaynard]

The Comedy Goat 🐐

[@YtCsBt]

This is amazing, I love this guy, what a talent

[@johnwestcott5612]

The absolute GOAT

[@DiamondPR0DIGY]

THE MAN

[@danielpeppiatt9463]

Thanks Dave, i needed that.

[@darrylrevok7642]

Anthony Kiedis was in the crowd laughing it up.

[@TechnicJunglist]

I've been looking for the guy with one leg bit forever. 😂

[@daenesh]

how crazy funny was this.. mental!

[@Raez_XL]

Never heard of him before but he is funny!!!!

[@mitchspurlock3626]

im sorry you've never heard of dave attell, if you like him you should look up his television show called Insomniac it was on Comedy Central for a few seasons, and it is a real classic!

[@shaneomac7566]

what planet are you from?

[@cobraimploder]

You can now also check out Bumpin Mics, his roast comedy with Jeff Ross on Netflix

[@eansba88-]

@@cobraimploder so good! I hear they're gearing up for a second tour! Which is great, because three episodes wasn't enough!

[@thewoodmoose]

I used to love his show Up All Night With Dave Atell on Comedy Central.😆

[@elroyblackbean]

3:07 "...only one 'toofus'..." That moment you know when Dave's said this line 1000 times this month and he's changing it to nonsensical words just to amuse himself.

[@fjorgyn7438]

He said "tooth is".

[@garylobo3]

I guess what I'm trying to say is...(fill in the non-sequitor of your choice)... it's just brilliant.

[@buttayobread505]

4:54 is that Ron White?

[@galaxymilk]

Sure does look like him lol

[@bodbn]

Is that the guy from the red hot chili peppers at 1:40

[@chrismaginn4251]

Good eye!

[@shiboomi2249]

Ju Gold Uhm... is nobody going to mention that in that same shot, right on the end there, we also have Bryan Cranston -- in full Walter White get-up no less -- a good nine years before the first episode of Breaking Bad aired? Somebody please explain this to me.

[@eansba88-]

@@shiboomi2249 it's the time vortex that opens up in 2023. The CERN Large Hadron particle Collider spits out a black hole in late 2022 and while collective efforts from scientists were able to shut the black hole down, their sciencing did result in a residual wormhole. Since then folks like me (and Brian Cranston, mentioned above) have been able to take vacations to the past, which is great because that black hole I was talking about really did a number on the northern hemisphere, and global warming related flooding took care of trashing what was left over. That said, my coastal, beach front property in Ohio is a nice, unexpected side effect of the whole ordeal.

[@ginaruiz298]

You rock!! Love your skill. Ty

[@gerrym.9354]

04:53 Ron White in the audience?

[@Sk8boardpsych0]

His voice is a mix of old George Carlin and Cryptosporidium from Destroy All Humans. That is the only input I have to insert here. 2:35-2:50. If you know, you will see.

[@MelancoliaI]

The comedian's comedian.

[@ih8myfriends]

I think he did it. I think he is the greatest of all time, and he’d hear none of it.

[@jackzwahlen764]

I spent the first 5 minutes trying to figure out who it sounded like he was imitating accidentally ( something most comics do earlier in their careers) then I realized it was actually big jay oakerson that had picked up that speaking cadence from dave. If you watch his netflix specials, he speaks the exact same way

[@lh435]

Big Jay used to open for him.

[@WolfnWool]

the camera man HAD to be laughing at the end lmao 😆

[@wayne2816wayne]

He’s like Norm, he won’t be appreciated until he’s dead. He’s so god darn funny.

[@mitchellbowman22]

Never seen laughs like this

[@vladtepes7539]

searching high and low and indeed finding yourself alone in that jungle of bottles.

[@liamwilkins1332]

TAFFY IS DELICIOUS

[@mylovesongs2429]

Too bad there wasn't a real DeLorean that could take us to the past, or the future. Just imagine Dave going to see his future self. He has a brilliant comedic mind, and great timing. I've been watching his comedy since 2003. He's so great!

[@josephkelley8641]

nothing more beautiful than something that knows what it both is and isn't. Dave Attell knows what Dave Attell is and isn't - but mostly about what Dave Attell IS. -astonishing performance - had no idea Dave was this good when I caught him on Artie's podcast - knew the name only vaguely. To my own discredit and shame. . .

[@alexcrawford5350]

Haha!, “Taffy is delicious.”.

[@cw6072]

This is Jeff Ross's favorite comedian

[@damnplaylist]

4:45 that style of describing reminds me some other comedian that I can’t think of. Anyone?

[@Slapjabber]

The two Dave’s. Dave Attell and Dave Chapelle. I’d borrow money to see that double bill. 😀😀

[@emmanuelsamson4819]

I used to like Dave. I still do.

[@mattasticmattattack8546]

Genius

[@tycobb9869]

it's good but I heard it all on "Skanks for the Memories" (free on KZbin)

[@p1baby]

He did this before that dropped

[@diarh34]

This guy is going places

[@elliotdean3007]

One smash after another !!!

[@dannyherrera1598]

Holy shit. Just discovered this guy today! I added him to my favorites. First video I saw was one when he was young. He said some of the same jokes as in this video.... Dudes delivery is like Greg Giraldo at the comedy Central roasts!!!! Why isnt this guy doing roasts?! Hed be the new Greg Giraldo!!!!

[@ValladaoMateus]

Fucking Killed it!!

[@furself114]

5:10 smokeshow on the left. OMG!

[@illmaculatechess]

legendary

[@jamievidd775]

Attel legend

[@garrethenderson7561]

That sex joke is so simple yet so genius

[@micahmadore]

His segues are A+

[@TheMrlitemaster]

great crowd

[@eagle8burger]

My favourite part is when he talks about dust mites fucking in people's eyebrows, then-- CUT TO: Lady laughing, then rubbing her eyebrow.

[@derekaring7382]

Lol this was epic

[@mirosgerg]

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[@bstring3967]

Dang, one right after the next brilliant

[@hendu7111]

Dave really was the best and my favorite, even more so than Norm. Probably because he really was such a raunchy guy and had some pretty nasty jokes so I could relate very well!

[@Lisa-ik3wt]

I love it. It is ripe and robust for the belly laughing.

[@macalewesp4082]

He has the best segues.

[@Mesk871]

Holy shit! This is the real life Gaunter O'Dimm from the witcher 3.