Nick Kroll & John Mulaney’s New Business Ventures | CONAN on TBS

Nick Kroll and John Mulaney’s THC baby oil business failed so they’re starting a band called 72 Seconds To Uranus.
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[@JeanPaulBeaubier]

"we're just so grateful to be this humble"

[@neelmoudgil4962]

Gold

[@djlobb]

lol brilliant

[@jaygeezy18]

that's a genius line

[@AceofHeartsFox]

I lost it at that line lmao

[@kumarg769]

best line ever!

[@spookystela4661]

Nick Krolls forearm tattoos really make the look whole

[@michaelsparkson]

I think you mean "hole." Because it's a circle.

[@victorym744]

I keep giggling every time I see them 😂

[@mick5750]

That's what I've been trying to tell you man.

[@AliasSpe4ks]

Those aren't real....right?

[@mc76]

@@AliasSpe4ks Magic Marker

[@tomr719]

How is it that they are satirizing both no celebrity in particular and all celebrities at the same time

[@mayasuntken4319]

Russell Brand, I think.

[@jkman10]

I just thought they were satirizing hipsters in general

[@senoreverything6366]

That means the same thing...

[@MelissaNgai]

I see it as Nick as Jared Leto and John as Johnny Depp hahaha

[@coltoncurlee2423]

Tom R 72 second to Uranus makes me think of Jared Leto.

[@Izzy-Maurer]

John Mulaney's ability to keep a straight face is totally underrated. Between this and the sketch with Kate McKinnon trying to whistle I'm starting to think he's superhuman. The man does not break.

[@DrDespicable]

He is not of this Earth...

[@waheedahosein9496]

what sketch is this with kate mckinnon?

[@leppyleppy6210]

Waheeda Hosein just looked it up, here’s the link: kzbin.info/www/bejne/imO7Youabs-fldE

[@timvanboening9432]

He’s also the reason why Bill Hader always broke during the Stefan skits on SNL, he wrote those bizarre clubs without Bill’s knowing.

[@lizziebanyan8468]

He's wired differently, like his mother took part in a drug trial while she was pregnant.

[@kelsietodd]

I'm telling my kids this was imagine dragons

[@drabanddour]

I’m telling my kids this was the Blues Brothers

[@trickwillis]

I'm telling my kids they were aborted

[@Laizerdisk]

They say everything and absolutely nothing at the same time, much like Imagine Dragons music

[@defectivepikachu4582]

1k like

[@lil_jewzi_vert2755]

I’m telling them this was pentatonix

[@80lemon80]

All of these jokes were hilarious but like 40% of them were completely missed by the audience

[@harrisonbarr7239]

Honestly I think the jokes were just coming so fast there wasn't time to laugh.

[@taylorbrown3893]

And they prefer that some stuff doesn’t land with everyone. “MulAney said people appreciate that you know things, even if they do not necessarily”- in an interview I believe

[@gorgess]

I'd say way more than 40%

[@Shayysierra]

Masta Cheese and by conan himself, i feel like their humor isn’t his type of humor.

[@serendipitygate9223]

I mean I’m just getting things in my third watch, it’s kind of hard to catch

[@karinehn1611]

2:27 Love that John Mulaney says "May we vape" instead of can

[@megharethinasamy1277]

- - he was an English major and also hates that he was an English major

[@estebanb7166]

@@megharethinasamy1277 Same. Either way is technically correct, though. Funny stuff.

[@themanofmanycroissants614]

And Nicholas instead of Nick

[@nekkidpossum4397]

@@estebanb7166 Nope. "Can" questions your ability to vape. "May" asks if it would be acceptable to vape.

[@estebanb7166]

@@nekkidpossum4397 That is incorrect and a common misconception. Google it. Teachers have been getting it wrong for years.

[@JonnyDIY]

*"we work out in jeans & no shirt in a small weird gym"* ....had me on the floor in tears!!! 2:08 😂

[@Se7enLuckyslevin]

Jonny DIY i dont get it

[@satchelyork]

NaturalBornRebel he's been seen working out at a gym in his jeans and boots, think he had a tshirt on tho

[@feralmode]

Liar

[@aaroneusjames2342]

I know that gym.

[@anywaythewindblows8912]

And he couldn’t say it with a straight face

[@kenl3230]

The "Violins against Violence" is such a good damn joke.

[@zojojozo86]

Fight violence with violins

[@NWKastaways]

joe zeluff, I’ve never heard Conan laugh harder

[@untamed789]

maybe it was fight violins with violence? :D

[@malvavisco10]

They kind of stole that www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/emilys-editorial-reply/3506031?snl=1

[@zojojozo86]

Malvavisco 😂 good stuff. Never seen that one.

[@2Muchpjp]

joe zeluff sounds like a line from a super conscious pro-black hipster rap album.

[@TheJimhalpert]

"hold on, let me finish" the level of double entendre is too damn high

[@eggything]

I very nearly went "that's what she said" OUT LOUD and then I realized I was better than that so I just made the joke in my head

[@popburnsy3207]

eggy thing I think we're all greatly thankful that you still decided to share it with us #trulyblessed

[@taylorbrown3893]

Oh damn I didn’t catch that... you think he meant to do that? Or just a hilarious coincidence?

[@Angie-Pants]

@tickitytak that's exactly why it was funny.

[@phloo3544]

Angie Pants no it’s not

[@irenesalvador1087]

I love how nick wants to stay in character but he keeps breaking. Also the timing between these two, they're geniuses

[@doloresstone9927]

John Mulaney's ability to keep a straight face is totally underrated. Between this and the sketch with Kate McKinnon trying to whistle I'm starting to think he's superhuman. The man does not break.

[@MrSF247]

"Oh, we're just blessed to be this humble." Too good! Lol

[@Thedownwardmineon]

I laughed so hard at that!

[@sunnydee196]

🤣🤪

[@JasonWindsor88]

It’s like the purest form of the humblebrag, so hilarious

[@jasondiehl571]

Conan gives them 10 minutes to do a bit Jimmy Fallon cuts them of after 10 seconds

[@toddysurcharge771]

One host is a naturally funny guy that loves bits and the other is Jimmy Fallon.

[@marcelrivera5970]

@@toddysurcharge771 Truth!!

[@josefk.122]

Jimmy’s afraid of being upstaged. Because they are an unrepentant violent comedy assault on the senses.

[@joesr31]

To be fair, it depends on the producers and directors as well, they usually hve fix time for each group, I guess Jimmy’s show have tighter time frames

[@MyriamEH]

I'm weirdly attracted to Nick

[@sarah-nt7iw]

Everyone is

[@lolabird8869]

It’s not weird is it???

[@hollywoodshopaholic]

I’m so glad it’s not just me haha

[@oliviagrace2751]

He’s 40

[@suemaiyahatespapaya1604]

Olivia Grace ??

[@rjboots21]

I love when guest go on talk shows in character. This is great😂

[@zagmazmatron]

Conan seems to encourage it the most. Andy Daly always crushes.

[@seamac206]

Letterman and Elliot did in the ‘80s first

[@juliawall5213]

I like how John just kinda folds. His lanky legs and long arms and he just doesn’t know where to put them.

[@SwitcherooU]

Nick: "We started a yoga program for the geriatric." Conan: "Yeah?" Nick: "It's gonna be great. We're gonna get 'em all twisted up." I love that the joke just stops there.

[@mothman4672]

the cadence of that joke was truly perfect

[@Retronius]

There came a point in this when I remembered, oh, right, this is the guy who made Stefon. It's all from that same place.

[@joubert350]

"you know what it is, we haven't Vaped in a while" 😂😂😂😂

[@DRtillthedeathofm]

The synchronicity was perfect lmfaooo

[@alexandermerkel2859]

the best part is that they werent even filled with anything. they just bought vapes and didnt fill them

[@AGHOC]

Unfortunately relatable

[@Moon_River77]

Why does John actually just look so hot and what does that say about me? ... Questions. Questions the world needs an answer to.

[@jcarverlandscaper]

Kylee Robinson guyliner

[@nebulousisgod]

You’re into men who look like yourself?

[@nebulousisgod]

Or girls who look like men? Hmm

[@gigglyme2001]

Roy way to not be funny while insulting someone. Stick to looking like a douche in bunny costumes.

[@mariusloveless7880]

It says you are like a lot of women and dig the "guyliner", punk, rock look, it is apparent by the comments of girls saying "Why does he look so hot" lol

[@kaigyorki9099]

Even in character John can't not gush about his wife

[@Kailey00]

This did not age well

[@lauren64]

@@Kailey00 no it didn’t 😭😭😭

[@Doesin]

@@Kailey00 Oof

[@BudBonkerson]

@@Kailey00 :(((

[@penny4chz]

😭

[@possumpancakes1007]

"we're blessed to be so humble"

[@icebox544]

“We work out in jeans and no shirt in a small, weird gym.” That got me😂

[@bobmoney8689]

Nick Kroll has finally transformed into "The Douche"

[@theXtraXofsf]

Nick Kroll aka "The Ashkenazi Jewche"

[@ImNotaRussianBot]

Le Jewshe

[@veem5143]

The way John says "who's got the jUICE"

[@rachelladue1572]

i read this right as he said it and you're absolutely right

[@Oozes_Dark]

@@rachelladue1572 me too lmao

[@pootzpootz6366]

This is George St. Geegland and Gil Faizon at 30

[@carrie8453]

THIS IS TOO ACCURATE CAUSE NEW YORK IN THE 70’s and THEYRE AAHHSHSHAHAJ

[@BlackADHDcoach]

Pootz Pootz yeeeeesss

[@Chlo255]

This is hilarious. Why does John look so hot though

[@bassemb]

It's that eyeliner... really suits him!

[@MissAmesha]

@@bassemb Right?

[@lucian.h.8494]

Tall kid looks more tired and pale than ever!

[@katla_phc]

Get some rest tall child!

[@killingblow528]

“Hold on, let me finish” *GOLDEN LINE*

[@marks.3303]

"I discard people when I don't need them". Oof.

[@cecilgoodman2343]

"My wonderful new wife" Oh boy Johnny

[@Melissa-tw2gp]

A Seeso joke, how can you not love it?

[@tristanclark5614]

Melissa who is that

[@Melissa-tw2gp]

Tristan Clark Seeso was a failed comedy channel.

[@hakim6158]

Tristan Clark nbc's failed comedy only streaming service.

[@FransM89]

Man, haven't laughed this hard for a while.

[@FransM89]

Nature Boy yes

[@soth1sol]

man, i haven't laughed at all for a while

[@FransM89]

really?

[@soth1sol]

i'm in a really dark place right now.

[@hahahah1759]

@@soth1sol i hope you’re doing better three years later

[@masterbas0r]

5:30 "that's how we're different from other journalists" is probabbly the most underated punchline i've ever heard.

[@leandropereiro3445]

And it gets even better with the "it's on Vice, what part don't you understand?"

[@phillglover1163]

They remind me of two different Johnny Depp's lmao

[@biodigitaljazz1]

Its criminal that the delivery and timing of "Yeah. It's gonna be great. We're going to get them all twisted up" just passed without recognition.

[@scottthegreat9393]

“ We’re just blessed to be this humble.”

[@alittlebitsalty]

the wife bit aged crazily lmao

[@juliabrunsman6081]

John Mulaney did end up discarding his wife 😅

[@fairy5668]

I thought I was attracted to John Mulaney before but... that outfit... the eyeliner *Whooo mama*

[@AGHOC]

John mulaneys always perfect

[@AshleyNimoy]

Anyone else notice how attractive John looks?

[@thekockboy]

This is why Conan is such a good interviewer he just lets them do it

[@williamroberts2878]

"My new wife" Oh :(

[@sunnydee196]

8:05 violins against violence. Come down to the inner city and fight violence with violins🤣🤣🤣

[@akanshataparia4106]

That was great!!😁😁

[@skyehigh7334]

nick is so cute with his little smiles 😭

[@meemoo9693]

this is the comedy i signed up for

[@Stasisification]

They must’ve spent a lot of time doing recon in gentrified neighborhood coffee shops.

[@sweetboo1022]

I haven't laughed this hard in a while but I loved how Nick kept cracking up

[@Atuchy]

“I discard ppl when I don’t need them” hits different in a post-Anna Tendler time 😬

[@TheeArtist23]

Only these two can make Conan shut up for long periods of time. Lmao

[@jmsmith1767]

0:33 “I discard people when I don’t need them” right after talking about his now ex wife 🙃😖 whoops

[@kavel22]

Damn, now I have to watch independent spirit awards 2017 & 2018.

[@Charmedsas1]

s sw that was the only good one. The old ones suuuuuuucked

[@robinsonner5461]

'we're just so blessed to be this humble'

[@BettyBonkers]

I love when Conan has to be the straight man

[@scottthegreat9393]

We need more content from these characters. 😂😂

[@JohnJDNB]

"Conan we're so grateful" at the end there absolutely killed me

[@tominator999]

I love the way John Mulaney keeps reassuring everyone saying “oh it’s wonderful!”

[@quainejohnson4808]

"I discard people when i dont need them, i have a new wife" oh man

[@mydroogies5529]

THOSE IS 2 WOKE BOIS

[@tumblecheck]

"I discard people when I don't need". Ended up being a truthful statement from him, apparently.

[@HumanJoseph]

I could watch this go on for hours

[@nathalia19]

i come back to this every so often because there’s just so much to unpack

[@charleschappell9381]

0:21 is some serious foreshadowing

[@judrahos]

These two better never stop working together ever....comedy gold

[@victorym744]

"These were the names we were *given*." 😂

[@michaelmitchell6558]

I have watched this do many times, such great improve. While one talks the other thinks of something and conan does great to keep in loop.

[@CR19731]

I could watch HOURS of this 😭

[@civiSapper]

This ten minutes will go down in history.....in history. That's it

[@bronathangiant5994]

“Which according to their own ads are healthy, so I wouldn’t look into those” 😂

[@KoreaYear]

Fight violence with violins.

[@SamRaycraft]

John @7:55 when people don't react to his joke.

[@aetheriality]

not too funny...

[@soph4837]

Sam Raycraft wait I don’t get it

[@PrettyOddGuitarist]

you could get hurt or worse "off"

[@giraffanator]

i still dont get it

[@MushiePuppet17]

I've seen this at least half a dozen times and it still cracks me up _good_ throughout. My god what a great duo

[@1frutzke]

Every once in a while I come back to this gem - still cracks me up

[@davidkaminsky2828]

"i discard people when i dont need them" we shoulda known

[@consumermilitia]

“Is there a watch Conan? That’s what I’m saying!” 🤣🤣🤣

[@lennymarquee7506]

I haven't laughed this hard since forever! And gosh they look hot, especially John with the eyeliner XD

[@AnitaHanjaaab]

Lmao had to come back to this years later. This still stands as the best bit ever on any talk show.

[@switchezgdc]

I do this every now and then haha I'll never stop enjoying them

[@kelseycoca]

I'm a comic and I've unknowingly done tantric jokes for my entire comedic career. Also, John's let me finish during the auto erotic bit cracked me up lol I like how Conan is trying to stifle his laughter the whole time, omg.

[@caffeinatednation8885]

The circle and triangle sharpie tattoos... 😂😂

[@laurieepstein453]

“No Conan jokes are mean” 😂😂

[@zeweypham6255]

Ah, the "new wife" joke has aged very well

[@michaelfradley6950]

Brandon Flowers and Brendon Urie is that you?

[@AndreaEssEmm]

I love the sharpie tattoos on Nick’s arms!

[@VenomHernandez]

I knocked the wind out of my balls... Hope I'm ok for the dance

2:46 They made it obvious that they were mocking Jared Leto lol

[@parvathysarat]

"But what's the other one, my dear friend?" I would've believed that was Johnny Depp talking!

[@Stephen_KB]

The “violins against violence” bit is solid gold

[@marianacariri]

i've lost it when nick said _72 seconds to uranus_

[@originaldiary14]

They must be making fun of Jared and Shannon Leto hahahahaha

[@adrianchye3245]

Why do I come back to this every week?

[@austint19]

They’re on such another level of comedy. I love them so much.

[@sammybrown5997]

I like how Conan is the only one who got the Seeso joke. Tells you why it didn't last longer.

[@abhincpod]

I wish Mumford and Sons would do just one more album. 😪

[@KoreaYear]

Nick Kroll = discount Johnny Depp

[@afrocoolio25]

Scuffed Depp

[@heyimmaddie9897]

SeanOverseas more like johnny depp is discount nick kroll!!!

[@ChrissyPlus]

Johnny Depp = discount Gary Oldman

[@anywaythewindblows8912]

That’s what he was going for I’m guessing

[@BronwynAlexandriaa]

It makes my heart ache realizing John wrote about his wife 90% of the time

[@cat-dr3mx]

i am strangely attracted to nick kroll

[@str8frmthacr8]

I knew Nick would break first. LOL.

[@elgatoconmota1320]

72 seconds to Uranus 😂😂😂

[@maddyandyomama]

I love how nick laughed and John just kept a straight face the whole time.