Chess, Cumtown, Nick Mullen, Stavros Halkias, Adam Friedland, TAFS, The Adam Friedland Show / cumtown
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@Garbageman285 ай бұрын
“It never fucked me up” - Nick “Perfectly Normal and Sane” Mullen
@kareem9167 Жыл бұрын
Nick tells story about getting molested and stav explodes in laughter
@ostsweinen5240 Жыл бұрын
hell yeah dude
@ehlani6677 Жыл бұрын
Respect
@TechnoSinister Жыл бұрын
But don't tell Stav his eating is going to kill him
@GaziRahman-rt2ep Жыл бұрын
Male friendships are beautifully complicated
@GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub Жыл бұрын
@@TechnoSinister he has laughed before at that so I guess it depends on how gay he's feeling
@squigpeels.10215 ай бұрын
Nick retelling the time the popular kid at school ruined computer monitors with a magnet and blamed it on him.
@Wanup_Vodka Жыл бұрын
"I don't want to talk about it anymore" :(
@spinningchurro Жыл бұрын
At least Nick didn’t turn into an abuser himself like a lot of other victims of child abuse.
@ohlookitsbryan Жыл бұрын
@@spinningchurro you don’t know that. He talked about being in play places in McDonald’s and would try to put other girls feet in his mouth. And that’s only what he’s admitted.
@soanywayistartedblastin8463 Жыл бұрын
@@ohlookitsbryan as a child.. You must be a retard or something
@GaziRahman-rt2ep Жыл бұрын
My best friend is much cooler than I expected
@MikeOcksmallClips Жыл бұрын
@@spinningchurroimagine thinking Nick isn’t for starters a bully and abuser 😂
@yujiruffhanma3095 Жыл бұрын
Nick's manager, concerned and worried: "did you steal?" Nick, with the sunniest disposition he could possible have: "...yeah!"
@TehMr9 ай бұрын
Yemen!
@philbuttler3427 Жыл бұрын
Nick was like one wrong decision away from giving pick and poke tattoos in a mental health prison.
@RM_1917 Жыл бұрын
PICK and poke???? Wtf????
@Max-zv8hm Жыл бұрын
@@RM_1917AHHHHH!!!! Another horrifying reality REVEALED!!!! 😂😂😂🎉
@Mr_Boifriend11 ай бұрын
Stick n poke, my cracka Just a little insight for a fellow gay man
@chilibeer391210 күн бұрын
I’ll stick and poke him with my little pricadel
@orfeo793 Жыл бұрын
"I was just learning how magnets worked" lol, great cutoff to that story
@weedtaco14439 ай бұрын
Nick was sexually assaulted at least twice. The older kid and the guy who gave him a ride when he moved to LA
@rp14556 ай бұрын
was that second one real?
@PoopyStevens6 ай бұрын
Farout I only vaguely remember the LA story does anyone have a link or ep number
@jigglypuff33115 ай бұрын
He did a stand up bit about it that's one of the best bits Ive ever heard
@68able22 ай бұрын
i can never find that clip ive only heard it once i even used like the tafs metadata word search thingy
@jackdawson5490 Жыл бұрын
My friend nick mullen is always getting up to no good
@JohnSmith-wl7gf10 ай бұрын
Nick is kind of a dark soul....thinking about suicide all the time, living in a box in New York, spending years drinking, molested by another kid as a child. Jesus. Kind of reflects poorly on me for listening to this
@No1hyp0cr1te2 ай бұрын
Yeah, it makes you look like a gay guy
@calebp328329 күн бұрын
gay
@alexnorth339327 күн бұрын
True. He's gay though so that helps.
@chilibeer391210 күн бұрын
Yeah dude. This totally reveals how absolutely shitty you are and I can’t believe you are a fan
@HC-qc5rp8 ай бұрын
One of my science teachers in high school started the year off with a PowerPoint about herself. The finale was dedicated to her miscarried daughter and she started crying. Presumably she’d done this many years before and would do it a few more times that day for her other classes, so I don’t know what her problem was.
@smokedoutpositivesquad17386 ай бұрын
Lol
@mrscruffles8012 ай бұрын
Sounds like she really wanted attention
@coomr4192 ай бұрын
😂
@Robin-uu6egАй бұрын
Lmfao
@over8124 Жыл бұрын
I've heard the bad kid segment at least 30 times now
@FullmetalSP1 Жыл бұрын
Everything after finding out he got molested is irrelevant.
@FloridaCactus Жыл бұрын
I like how that song is just the cumtown clip theme song now
@xiopia3940 Жыл бұрын
What's the song
@tekkenchampion832 Жыл бұрын
So funny the song plays with no end slate like the video it's ripped from. Just one fucking gay boring game of chess
@FloridaCactus Жыл бұрын
@@xiopia3940 I forgot, find one of the og cip channels, maybe Nicholas Obama or Steven seagull? They used the same song and they creditied the artist.
@andrewwilliams9887 Жыл бұрын
I like the way you move
@hals6118 Жыл бұрын
@@FloridaCactus i’m pretty sure they just ripped part of the slip from a SS upload lol
@austinsavage5962 Жыл бұрын
Nick having a fake argument with a hypothetical teacher is funny as fuck
@goblinPing6 ай бұрын
I can nowsee why Nick doesn’t believe in professional therapy. He created his own therapy medium by projecting here-and-there on the pod w/ his jokes. It’s like he thinks that if it’s in a joke form, it would be hard to relate to him since he has the “it’s just a joke lmaoooo maybe you’re projecting” defense mechanism. I hope he doesn’t kill himself…😕☹️. Bro follows the same vibe as Bourdain….idk I’m rambling now. I’m gay and autistic.
@cornbabyproductions5 ай бұрын
Didn't have to say you we're gay and autistic, it was implied
@SpiritOfMontgomery3 ай бұрын
Dw. I get what you’re saying:). That’s kind of what I do myself tbh. Also autistic and gay
@bigpictureguys84152 ай бұрын
It’s a chicken S*** move imo
@sugarhigh4242 Жыл бұрын
"bad kid" could 100% be a Comedy Central show.
@AJ1990. Жыл бұрын
You're definitely right. If they cast the kid right. A kid who has that little bastard look. It would kill
@mrscruffles8012 ай бұрын
I would watch that
@likemy Жыл бұрын
Adam Friedland: "That [girl getting molested] is hilarious"
@noobslayer11963 ай бұрын
it is
@PuddingAtheist3 ай бұрын
one time after telling a relevant story about my childhood to my therapist his response to me was "yeah but kids have sex all the time" It was one of the most shockingly retarded and therefore funniest sentences anyone has ever said to me in my life.
@Severian_of_the_Guild19 сағат бұрын
Hiarious, or hot Adam? I'm on to you
@jakeklutts864 Жыл бұрын
23:50 The manager that liked nick always sticks out during my CT relistens
@CMike44 Жыл бұрын
How have I never heard that second story about Nick
@anthonyalexander6266 Жыл бұрын
Old episode
@levitation2114 Жыл бұрын
Nick and stav seem to project A LOT lmao
@goblinPing6 ай бұрын
Oooohhh the classwic you’w prowjecting agwuement
@Digitally-Cirkumzysed6 ай бұрын
@@goblinPingexactly what a projector might say
@thebargainbin6020 Жыл бұрын
Nick needs to just take that leap and tell all his stories on stage. He’s a good story teller like Theo but he never puts these stories on stage. Go on stage and tell the story about seeing your dad jack off it will kill
@booognish Жыл бұрын
That leap frog story with his uncle?
@shaftmonkey10 ай бұрын
He’s so much funnier than Theo too
@thebargainbin602010 ай бұрын
@@shaftmonkey I consider them comparable honestly. Both are like top 5 for me in terms of how much they have made me laugh over the years. It would just be nice to see Nick get more recognition. I think he’d like that even though he wouldn’t ever admit it
@gallusdomesticus54782 ай бұрын
His standup is decent but his stories and impressions have literally made me pull over into a parking lot because I was crying laughing.
@supwititproductionz3738Ай бұрын
@@gallusdomesticus5478 his impressions off the cuff are criminally underrated
@BIacklce9 ай бұрын
nick sure did know a lot of mal-adjusted kids in his youth.
@nono9543 Жыл бұрын
Poor Nick was so molested
@dobfeldman5026 Жыл бұрын
If we’re cutting and pasting, are you going to cut yourself and eat pastries
@dumbsathanass8669 Жыл бұрын
You forgot the story where he disapeared in the mall with a stranger
@PoopyStevens6 ай бұрын
What
@dumbsathanass86696 ай бұрын
yep, its on an episode somewhere. He goes on to say , "i have this spotty memory of disappearing at a dept store w/ a stranger, and my mom being really angry when she found me..."@@PoopyStevens
@thecaptain6520Ай бұрын
@@dumbsathanass8669 "I don't believe in repressed memories." - Nick Mullen
@balladofthebroken7569 Жыл бұрын
I wanna see a remake of The Butterfly Effect but with Nick instead of Ashton Kutcher
@rickredmanwallart1766 Жыл бұрын
Stav's stories (in this case the pregnant teacher knocking out a child) always feel like lies that he makes up on the fly
@kaxmo69 Жыл бұрын
i used to listen to the pod a lot and thought he was funny, after some years i’m coming to the same realization that he’s maybe .1% funnier than his fat compatriot Bert Kreischer
@cowboygeorge5056 Жыл бұрын
They are
@tonyreyes3780 Жыл бұрын
Then you probably aren’t familiar with how batshit insane the Baltimore public school systems are. Especially during the 90s
@thelokifiles Жыл бұрын
He is a lying POS.
@SkeletonWord Жыл бұрын
I'm inclined to believe him on this one considering he was in the Baltimore city school system. A visual aid that may help you understand is to search "Baltimore Walmart/McDonald's/Popeye's fight".
@harrysachz6395 Жыл бұрын
The Bad Kid described here is basically Kenard from the Wire but is white and has glasses
@JammerAmaАй бұрын
"Hitting for the Mullen cycle" is one of my favorite jokes on this entire gay show that I watch because I'm also gay
@arealbigboss2 ай бұрын
"it never fucked me up"
@Cardboard-Tree8 ай бұрын
Stolen valour! Had me tears😂
@R33fth3b33f Жыл бұрын
The bad kid perfectly describes my youngest brother. Hes a asshole and has zero filter and is stupid smart.
@mrscruffles8012 ай бұрын
So he's an autist
@paradopx8618 Жыл бұрын
So nicks always got that 90s serial killer vibe then? Lol
@Mclean8247 ай бұрын
stav can’t lie for shit what even was that pregnant teacher story 😭
@thanksyoutubefortakingmyhandle6 ай бұрын
we used to steal all those balls from the mouse in the computer lab / library hahah computers were just unusable after that
@CartersRemasters9 ай бұрын
Mullen is awesome.
@yeomanbasketАй бұрын
“Shitty Kid” is what Dennis the Menace should’ve been. “Mr. Wilsonnn didn’t your friend from the war get his legs blown off and die slowly in front of you? What was that like Mr. Wilson?”
@Fauwkes10 күн бұрын
“Excuse me Mr Wilson? Isn’t it true you called a napalm strike on a village? And you didn’t even know if Charlie was there? What was that like?
@jonvia2 ай бұрын
As gay as Nick is as an adult, I knew his childhood would be quite gay as well. In fact, as a kid Nick's real name was Jonathan.
@levitation211420 күн бұрын
Is that true
@mikeystir3333 Жыл бұрын
this aged crazy
@drinkinouttacups2665 Жыл бұрын
Why that nigga
@robbanuelos7416 ай бұрын
This was prime era CTown
@BlastinRope11 ай бұрын
what game is that
@ericwhatley583111 ай бұрын
*MiNDKRaFT*
@BruhMayne6 ай бұрын
not checkers
@sbz666_2 ай бұрын
That realization you were the Derek/Jonathan in school...
@lindboknifeandtool Жыл бұрын
I see so much norm Macdonald in comedians these days. He lives!!!!!
@johnstory2996 Жыл бұрын
They call it a dirt nap
@lilpukey Жыл бұрын
Sounds gay to me
@weedtaco14439 ай бұрын
I wonder what norm is up to these days?
@joceyno5 ай бұрын
My first grade teacher threw a chair, because we had a shitty kid in our class. This was the 80’s, so that shit was considered perfectly normal back then. But I remember it landed two feet from where my friends and I were sitting. I still remember my parent’s reaction to me telling them what happened. A few phone calls were made in private that night. Haha the best part? He didn’t leave the school/retire until I graduated from college. I’m convinced he had pictures of someone.
@wshuff Жыл бұрын
nick looks like lorne malvo on the thumbnail
@clipsamuraii4 ай бұрын
always figured nick is the one gaming while they talk
@Scrumdawgrizzillionaire20 күн бұрын
In like 5th or 6th grade I had this history teacher who was like 29 but had gray hair and male pattern balding and he had this vase on his desk that was from Egypt that his fiancée got him and I accidentally brushed it when I walked by his desk. He had it on the fucking edge of the desk in an elementary school class what does he expect? It spun around on the edge of the desk and then just dropped off and shattered and this eccentric history teacher who tried too hard to be cool all the time just went red in the face. He straight up looked like he was gonna punch me in the face. Then he paced super hard across the classroom and back and just put his hands on his head. Then sat down and fucking started weeping. I was just standing there like “holy fuck”. He told us all to sit down and we just basically waited out the rest of class. Nothing ended up happening because the school probably said “why did you have a precious vase on the edge of a desk in a classroom?”. Guy was pretty pathetic he tried to be tough on me the rest of the year as revenge… on a 5th grader.
@Peef_Spogdar Жыл бұрын
I can’t believe this “Biden” guys been talking like that since the VP days
@Peef_Spogdar10 ай бұрын
@@TheCrusher72 you never heard of this Biden guy??
@Peef_Spogdar10 ай бұрын
@@TheCrusher72 incoherent prattle huh. Someone thinks pretty high of themselves don’t they
@WeedGuyMike6 ай бұрын
how do we live in peace
@tonyreyes3780Ай бұрын
The shitty kid premise is basically Dooley from King of the Hill
@saferabies Жыл бұрын
Seems like those kids had fun playing Titanic
@coomr4192 ай бұрын
2:33
@PoopyStevens6 ай бұрын
stolen valour
@spennysatdennys8143 Жыл бұрын
Alright!
@jakeklutts864 Жыл бұрын
3:25 😂
@stevelibby6852 Жыл бұрын
Hey gays. What's up? Gay stuff?
@cobra050 Жыл бұрын
Fine
@mattk1631 Жыл бұрын
Always brother
@garrgravarr Жыл бұрын
Heaps
@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese Жыл бұрын
I'm fucking gay as shit
@hiiipowerbass2337 Жыл бұрын
Shit, nicks life seems tame
@zehsackett6132 Жыл бұрын
Photoshop nicks head onto a child's body
@M3TaGh0sStT Жыл бұрын
I forgot about adams laugh
@DerelictCountry9 ай бұрын
what's the song at the end?
@HC-qc5rp7 ай бұрын
Ekoth Desert - Demo
@kxkxkxkx6 ай бұрын
Now we know how Nick turned gay 😚
@radricdavis85087 ай бұрын
Jack Black would be so funny
@vilentman111 Жыл бұрын
nick used to be really cringe sometimes. 'bad kid' was just embarrassing.
@lilpukey Жыл бұрын
Cool fedora gaybo
@jjgeoffphhcinkkllee Жыл бұрын
Guess you can't relate, perfect-childhood-having dork.
@Toxodos5 ай бұрын
what do you mean, that's what's funny about this whole thing. It's a guy who's simultaneously a garbage human being at the rotten core, while being extraordinaly intelligent, funny and charismatic. Even understands finer moral points, but only so he can condemn people better.
@Toxodos5 ай бұрын
like that's the whole show, it's funny sure, but even the funny largely comes with a dose of antisocial
@calebmalpin6926 Жыл бұрын
Thumbnail is my favorite picture of Nick Mullen but I'm straight so nevermind
@Max-zv8hm Жыл бұрын
Lmao jeeeez
@TimoshiKami Жыл бұрын
Lmao i did the same thing but to random peoples TVs
@yojeli Жыл бұрын
That's pretty gay
@TimoshiKami Жыл бұрын
@@yojeli Aww you mad because your dad beat you for a broken TV?
@Garrett1240 Жыл бұрын
Respect
@null78797 ай бұрын
Hell yea dude
@TimoshiKami7 ай бұрын
@@null7879 lmao the best feeling is them not knowing it was me