Cumtown - Delorean Toyota

[@ferda9476]

haha I keep forgetting that this entire bit technically takes place during an elementary school assembly about "the dangers of cryptocurrency"

[@moazamkhan]

These kids are getting premium life lessons

[@zencronimax7636]

that’s why i love envisioning a fifth grader copying stav going “i don’t know man that seems on you jim”

[@Secretdawg925]

😂

[@493HZ]

Fuck that's so funny LOOOL

[@JerryGerry513]

1k you welcome

[@toppingstoppings9689]

"Some people go through life and learn a ton of different lessons, but some of us learn the same lessons over and over and over again"

[@DannySullivanMusic]

exactly. precisely true dude

[@SimonStrange]

Literally me

[@robertdegiorno8690]

Ive never related more to the protagonist of one of nicks fugue states

[@rschwartz666]

Nick’s long off-the-cuff riff stories are the best. So beautifully bizarre.

[@killerwillies575]

Right, the fon du lac car dealer raped by John delorean has probably been burning in his pocket for a weeks

[@jaydyer6682]

Adam and Stav ask questions and nick just improvs 😹

[@victorrain]

Did you hear Nick’s rendition of Kenny Rogers’ The Gambler?

[@The_Fat_Turtle]

Like Eric Clapton's life long obsession with shrinking himself down and going into a man's ass and piloting him like a Gundam with levers and pullies.

[@jaydyer6682]

@@The_Fat_Turtle nick as the deadbeat dad making a life size lego x wing in the garage

[@Mitchdudegaming]

Adam with the best one liner: “you’ve shared a lot”.

[@crackerbarreIkid55]

What really sets a daag apart at the daag show is the level of obeahdeience of the daag

[@baron1324]

they should just make the podcast one off interviews of nick’s schizophrenic fugue personalities he channels for 20 minutes.

[@KingConcho]

Or the 45 minute eric clapton spectacular

[@wormgod7520]

Hell yeah dude. Cershuws er ershuws

[@Charlezard.]

That's just these clips.

[@SneedEnthusiast]

You predicted the Adam Friedland show

[@Derek_Keenan]

lol it reminds me so much of Jim Norton and all of his characters

[@BIacklce]

finally Wisconsin Representation that isnt just a parody or misrepresentation

[@killerwillies575]

Right just happy to be notice don't cha know

[@BIacklce]

@@killerwillies575 thats ooper

[@ChucksSEADnDEAD]

You guys already have Red Letter Media.

[@BIacklce]

@@ChucksSEADnDEAD that's milwaukee representation. Very different

[@garrettpreston4136]

Genuinely got confused at the fond DU lac name-drop how the fuck has nick even heard of that

[@carlwinslo]

The way you get kinda lulled into lowering your guard only for that "and boy, i thought i knew what being raped was". Got the first out loud chuckle while alone from me in a bit.

[@Yurasuka]

The best part is when Stav casually asks Jim if he would like to come back to his place.

[@Av8tor5252]

This is easily one of their best bits lol

[@jpk51]

do you remember which episode it is? i remember being in tears at work the first listen

[@Derek_Keenan]

this my #1 bit

[@styxrakash4639]

@@jpk51I also wanna know

[@Jake-tv4gc]

@@styxrakash4639ep 275 “oh look it’s adam”

[@hhcdfhngdzjjbf579]

Funnily, I see this comment on like every 10 minutes CT clip, and I agree with it every time 😂😂 I just keep finding funnier clips lmaooo

[@bigben42]

You know Katt Williams said that r*pe can never be funny and I initially agreed but this bit is undeniably funny

[@DCANIMAL-skates]

It's funny when it happens to Peter Griffin

[@rohunsaigal2576]

Like everything else this podcast proves, it’s funny when it’s gay

[@treyebillups8602]

I think the absolutely degenerate bits like this still manage to stop short of the line by being a. about hypothetical characters who are also impressions and b. ridiculous in a way that constantly escalates

[@tylerpullen1652]

Without a doubt, one of the best Cumtown bits.

[@IDKeffect82]

This is a good one for sure, that Nanette one was gold.

[@nmhjjp]

Without a doubt, one of the best movies of cumtown

[@tylerwalker6836]

@tinkywinky4449 15:49 15:49

[@scottthegeneticfreaksteine393]

It’s like the gift that just keeps on giving. I forgot this one. Also I’m gay guys.

[@Psyplus]

The bit with the Italian union worker working out his depression, gay and trans predispositions trumps it for me.

[@stridersanza426]

I fall asleep to this. Jim’s voice and experiences are just so soothing.

[@smokeroverstroker2778]

Same

[@JerryGerry513]

Just did the same coming off a shroom trip. Jim was real to me

[@Deeplycloseted435]

I frequently hurry along a story, by saying, “Long story short, I got raped.”

[@Sphere-Friend]

Sounds like you have fun weekends

[@fartohuluous]

Maybe one of the funniest parts of this is adam saying "you've shared a lot"

[@SuspiciousGanymede]

A real New York/Chicago kinda guy.

[@jewtubesucks666]

we call that a new york style chicago

[@GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub]

BAHSTIN SHICAHGO

[@niaure6516]

I love Nicks stories and Stav and Adams questions as interviewers. Gets me back to laughing high spirits

[@cdmoraila22]

You know, they say that every dog has its day, and that was certainly the case in prison. We had a calendar set up in the yard and every day on a rotating basis, someone from a different race would grab me by the collar and choke me half to death as I was dragged into a cell for what the guards eventually dubbed, the puppy pound. Which sounds innocent until you realize that they were pounding my mouth and asshole until I was stuffed like a canoli.

[@johntallanger4036]

You had it until the canoli line.

[@Bughisteine]

That guy's a real E. Jean Carroll

[@thenigglefish2682]

A real E. Gene Dinapoli

[@d0ctahp3ppah]

A real E. Ann Fidance

[@EslayerTM]

i think this is one of their if not THE greatest bit off the show

[@foxysideburns5741]

This and the robocop one

[@damnedbelowjudas_]

My favorite bit is when they parody Whitey Ford Sings the Blues

[@493HZ]

Yeah, this one seems almost divinely inspired

[@johntallanger4036]

these ones where nick mixed in his own personal sexual stuff in some abstract way are incedible

[@rojax_thevoicetm2385]

I love how at 7:48 they already know where things are going with the Westminster judge...

[@crustylust3490]

What kind of relationship did you guys have?😂😂😂

[@canislupus3655]

"Well, we were *just* gonna interview him for the podcast..."

[@carconcierge3941]

They got the Naperville, Illinois Toyota dealer on here lol

[@nothanks3980]

where rich people buy their toyota’s

[@function0077]

I purchased a car from that dealership when I lived in Naperville, IL. Good memories.

[@wormoe2013]

Fuck Naperville all my nwahs buy Honda Joliet

[@wafflcoptr]

​@@function0077 was that before the towers came down?

[@function0077]

@@wafflcoptrWhy are you asking about 9/11/01? I bought the car at least 5 years after 9/11/01.

[@JR-hi9bu]

This is what the book 'a little life' is based on

[@stoneylonesome4062]

Funnily enough, a business man bought the remains of DMC’s assets and had them shipped over from the factory in Dunmurry, Northern Ireland, to Texas. Even to this day you can call up the company and pay them around $50K and have them build you what’s effectively a new DMC-12.

[@grantmorgan7474]

Why would you want one of those shit boxes

[@chaplincrabtree]

@@grantmorgan7474to have gay sex

[@SaginawCareerComplex]

@@grantmorgan7474 They put better engines in them

[@bucknasty69]

@@grantmorgan7474 LS swap anything and it ceases being a shitbox.

[@dscrakers]

There's a Delorean dealer in Crystal Lake Illinois. But they only sell cars to gay men

[@Adam-yo3bt]

Crystal meth Illinois

[@johntallanger4036]

this is one of the best. the "woof woof" was incredible.

[@j946atFIVEFOUR88AA]

This is leagues above TAFS. they really had a great dynamic

[@IceCreamBuick]

The Delorean just shittily cropped and put on the dealership really sells it.

[@thedumbdog1964]

Feel real bad for this fella Fucking crying at the lipstick kiss on the letter

[@sbz666_]

I would kill to hear another bit like this again. TAFS makes me so sad. Nick has no one to riff off of. He's almost got going a couple times but Adam never adds anything and can't even laugh to egg Nick on. He just says, "That's hilarious," in his stupid fucking pilled out vocal fry. I want my boys back.

[@afrocoolio25]

It is pretty clear that TAFS is trying to be the next Tim and Eric or something similar. TAFS is very similar to something you watch on Adult Swim at like 1am. It's pretty lame for the hardcore fans but I can see why the boys want to sell their show to a mainstream network or production company.

[@sbz666_]

​@@afrocoolio25 "Tbf you have to have a pretty high IQ to understand TAFS". Your post is retarded af.

[@DannySullivanMusic]

yup. totally, totally spot on.

[@xxhorrorpunkxx]

@@afrocoolio25 the next tim and eric? lol no where near the same. tim and eric is mostly cringe/surreal humor. tafs feels like a long running cumtown joke to me.

[@johnsy1eleven]

I feel like the “Stav” character is soooo easy. Find a dude with half a brain, two stomachs and a reasonable grasp of pop cumture. Bam! Shows back

[@boptics643]

I don’t know why but “a podcast about the westminster dog show” sounds so fucking depressing

[@harperna3938]

it can't be worse than "a podcast about the woman who developed an autoimmune disease from her breast implants"

[@duzthegreat3310]

And they say rape jokes can't be funny 😅

[@_nodegree]

Honestly Adam’s “What kind of relationship did you guys have” 7:46 is so funny

[@Rubixkewbe]

im so happy for clicking this random video. this video is great

[@frendam3468]

This show is really one of the few things keeping me from killing myself

[@rollinburket]

shouts out to naperville man. heroin capital of the $100k+ median income chicago suburban area

[@haibu128]

This is the best episode of Comedy Bang Bang I’ve ever heard

[@VS666]

that's funny, Naperville was where I bought my first new car...2012 Scion tC

[@KR-ki9hw]

Culver's is fucking great. I was glad to get one within a ten minute drive.

[@jakezepeda1267]

What a coincidence one recently opened near where I live too lol.

[@quadeesimo815]

I think an underrated line is "the worst part about it is I couldn't do my podcast" after discussing his prison rape.

[@andrewsadler3937]

This one, Eric Clapton, and Ben Shapiro/Mr. Feeny kills me everytime

[@493HZ]

Oh boy, I'm gonna meet Mr feeny

[@wouldntyouliketoknow1477]

Jim is a blend of Norm McDonald and Cricket from Sunny in Philly..

[@reademandweep4402]

and some of us learn the same lesson over and over and over again 😂

[@galenfrei1092]

Funny how Nick's bits are way better now that he has the safety of tanking the show. He's letting himself care again. He is 100% gonna commit suicide when it's over

[@cjh2811]

I'm interested to see what happens with Nick, funniest person on the planet

[@mikeyorkav4039]

@@cjh2811 i just want to hand nick a bottle of jack and an 8-ball and watch him self-destruct in the most beautiful way possible... ...also, im gay

[@Brett733]

@@cjh2811 best riffer hands down

[@trashteamracing8262]

You may be right, but I can't tell because there isn't a laugh track anymore.

[@5150ThisIsBaitPYSCH]

tell me why naperville is just a bunch of car dealerships and thats about it, i would say i know which toyota dealership this is since i live by naperville but theres like 50 of them.

[@5150ThisIsBaitPYSCH]

actaully crazy how googling "toyota dealership" shows this image first, idk if its targeted by where i live, but frfr point proven, naperville is just a town of car dealerships and thats it. Also thinking bout putting this sharpie up my butt for the rest of the day, cause im gay.

[@thatguybehindtheglass]

The reason is easy to explain: I'm gay.

[@jacquesdeburgo2878]

12:50 truly a joyous laugh from the rotund man

[@Eralen00]

just the damn title and thumbnail got a good laught out of me

[@llamapajamas223]

I love the most about this lore is that the police, detectives, the judges all concluded that Jim from Fondelac was not using self defense for being raped because they think he was into it.

[@pandavelli8176]

I will never feel the happiness and excitement I felt in my youth. I’m not even that old but this painful realization is setting in already. All the drugs, anabolic steroids, vapes, porn, sex, guns, cars, houses, video games, money, all of it is empty. Would a major life change help, or is the grass just greener from here and I’ll just be more empty and numb? These are the questions I’m facing daily. Oh yeah, I’m here so guess I’m gay.

[@starblade1]

Man fuckin same brother literally to the T. Idk what the answer is, but I wish you the best and I hope I figure it out too. Also I am violently gay.

[@jpgrignon1]

I think this was the best episodes I've seen

[@jb-eq6no]

I love how you can hear just how upset Nick is at Stav for trying to sound smart with his knowledge of the US route 40 going through a Maryland highway

[@MaxwellVador]

Lmao you used the dealership I bought my tundra from in the thumbnail

[@dc-pb1wo]

Oh you got a Delorean tundra? Lucky you

[@493HZ]

'long story short i got r***d' is so funny, the tone and cadence is perfect 😂😂😂😂

[@mustardtigre1558]

“It’s like the NBA” killed me

[@AdrianHertz]

That toyota dealer went full Lary nassar at the end

[@ChronoTango]

The sheer density of the comedy in this makes Stav look underweight.

[@a-gnosis]

a clinic in improvisation 😂

[@nortonman5238]

Just realized thats the Naperville toyota down the road 😂

[@evanfinch4987]

its basically like you met someone famous what a rush

[@babloescobango5143]

Nick predicted baby reindeer

[@unhelpfulrevelations7989]

the tangent about dogshow ball fondling was legit better than most modern standup

[@Creekmore]

I know that dealership in the thumbnail

[@HerrTex]

funniest podcast bit ive ever heard

[@DevinNixonDavis]

They used the Toyota in Naperville Illinois in the thumbnail lol

[@shubamama1]

“Try proving that in a court of law” lmaoo

[@paulkossak7761]

Stav is a great straight man for Adam.

[@goodnessgraciousitellya5004]

This was incredible. Poor Jim 🐶

[@Cinerary]

Lmao. Nick sounds like Hank Azeria as Bartok the bat in Anastasia

[@DrLazerbeam]

i thought this was gonna be the delorean toyota bit not Ian Fidances weekend

[@carclain123]

Delorean? More like 5 a.m.

[@keard558]

Well.. who dya think drives toe yodas?

[@fluenthaiku]

It's like Baby Reindeer but in the US lol

[@bradprater4789]

The algorithm thinks this is a guide to buying used cars

[@jlarkin2591]

Hey I bought my truck from Toyota of Naperville. What’s up my boy

[@ASuperCoolUsername]

anybody know what ep this was?

[@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese]

"Somethin's up" lmao

[@noahcinzio3250]

That’s actually the Toyota dealership where I live 😂

[@hello-rq8kf]

meet at the culvers?

[@BungusPungus]

Hell yeah dude

[@hughquigley5337]

I am really appreciative of the Midwestern representation. I thought the thumbnail photo of the Naperville Toyota dealer was just a weird coincidence but nope!

[@xbmpr]

Jim From Fond du Lac, Bobby Slayton and Eric Clapton are best fugue states.

[@seanmcdonald4225]

I spit out my drink in the first 30 seconds

[@allforthebit]

The greatest bit

[@VersusArdua]

this is just the US baby reindeer fr

[@Sonicthehedgefundmanager]

Somethin’s up

[@kaiii_3_3_3]

I wish I could show the bros at the dealership

[@thedoctorsstoppagemma8618]

What ep is this from

[@pipbernadotte6707]

Why does he sound like a Martin Scorsese narrator?

[@justPLEASE_579]

What episode was this again?

[@ComplaintsonaPlate]

What is the moustache guy in your thumbnails off?

[@DadaistTheater]

Inside Out

[@toomuchtug8345]

Nietzsche once said, "i'm gay"

[@moistnar]

This is like a top 3 bit in the history of the podcast. Also I'm gay

[@jacobweinstein9136]

Is Nick imitating Larry Nassar at the end?

[@lewisgibbens9918]

I thought this was the trumpet guy interview

[@donkedik7793]

Wait, we were supposed to stop using the N word back in the 80's?

[@notinspectorgadget]

Stav trying to keep track of what's going on in these nonsense stories while Adam just kinda sits back and accepts everything being shit out of Nicks mouth is never not funny.

[@BodyheadPictures]

How in the fuck did you get ads on this

[@GriffinDuyThespian]

dude jimmy's pic is hawt

[@dennismidolo3372]

AYE PAL IM IN THE UION

[@OngoGablogian185]

Stav's laugh used to only mildly irritate me, and I could handle it, but coming back to these now, I find it unbearable.

[@OngoGablogian185]

Also....I'm gay.

[@pyrotechnick420]

oh man Stav is sooo greek